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To be fair, as someone getting into IT the blue-check is security driven to ensure end-users are who they claim to be. Sure it infringes on satire but it also prevents libel under falsely assumed identities. Can't have it all when it comes to social media.
@@littledudefromacrossthestr5755 Inflation: 1.the action of inflating something or the condition of being inflated. "the inflation of a balloon" 2. ECONOMICS a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money. "policies aimed at controlling inflation"
Elon: "Good news fo' yah'll" Employee: "I've been waiting for this all day" Elon: "Yah'll all fuckin' fired" Employee: Aw! Naw!" That Aw, naw had me rollin' 🤣🤣💀
Twitter is like a sewer where all the cancer of the internet is dumped. Just think what's going to happen to every site if the twitter freaks start to migrate. It's better if that cancer doesn't spread.
This comment section reeks of whiteness. Even tho i look like a white too, it's clear and the doc confirmed it, my insides specially lungs and heart are blacker than the back of Forest Whitaker's neck.
My favorite part of this buyout is people moving away from twitter cause he brought as if this site wasn't trash and housed the worst people imagine before he brought it lol
@harrysnothead8939 Or maybe he is stammering in front of public crowds and cameras, but talks differently behind closed doors. Just maybe. But go ahead and just assume stuff because you don't like him
The way Elon just fired almost everyone is just astonishing, this skit portrays this right on. The man have so much money but decides to spend it on foolishness. 😂
It'll be awesome if he bought RUclips from Google. Alot of accounts were banned and demonetized for wrongthink that actually was later proven to be true or had factual basis. The MSM just brush it aside, ignore it, and refuse to speak about anything that goes against the narrative we were fed for the last three years.
So, desperate and needing of the twitter crack. She dug up her dead mothers twitter account just to be on "A" platform. Not make a brand new one for herself... because ya'know, 0 followers. Honestly, she should have just let Tyler and A$AP d her down when she had the chance.
@@ElBandito it's a very old policy at twitter to suspend for impersonation unless your bio says satire/parody account which kathy did not. Also impersonation and fraud is not protected by the ammendment. It's in the exemptions list
I support his decision to fire the workers that are lazy in front of the PC drinking their morning cofee and chatting about the TV series they saw yesterday.
The satire part is funny but the point of the verification thing is to stop impersonations. The way they'd do that is via credit card information / etc. It's just harder to impersonate someone if you have a burner account. If you connect an account to a monetary source it's trackable.
Not really and if that was the case they could charge a dollar, then refund that dollar back, this is how my old cloud storage provider did it when I was in college.
It's cheaper now to get verified. Apparently employees used to refuse to verify people the normal way, then privately told them that they can get them verified for like $12000.
@@erikmckoul2478 let’s say that did happen just refuse to pay and get off the app this whole thing saying it’s cheaper is ridiculous considering 12k for a rare item compared to 8 dollars for something anyone can get can’t be compared
@@sharingiscaring53 It doesn't change the fact that 8 dollars is cheaper than $12000. They just used it as a status symbol anyway, it's pretty easy to tell if the post is from an impersonation account without a check mark.
@@erikmckoul2478 that’s like saying a Toyota is cheaper than a Tesla these are two different cars and for two different types of people. Comparing 8 dollars for something anyone can get to 12000 for something no one can get by price is irrelevant. The 12k was valued because it was an investment. It’s not cheaper it’s just less of an investment. It’s also still a status symbol if you have the ability to pay 8 dollars a month for a check mark than you are creating classism. It’s like discord nitro ppl vs non discord nitro ppl… nitro is a status symbol rather it was meant to be or not.
I don't use Twitter but Im pretty sure he didn't put that impersonation rule in place, it was already Twitter tos, he's just enforcing it It says you have to label the account as parody in your username and bio of you're gonna make a fake account of someone else
What do you mean? Twitter never really needed to enforce the impersonation tos because that is exactly what verification is there for to begin with. And this TOS can only apply to the impersonation of accounts that aren't verified (because verified accounts are unlikely to impersonate another verified account). The blue checkmark and verification make it impossible for an unverified account to impersonate a verified account. That was the whole point. But now that anyone can get verified, they are obligated to enforce this rule more harshly, but they're just giving themselves a lot more work for no reason and will create chaos.
Not here to bootlick or anything, just being realistic here, but we have yet to see what he's gonna do with the app. That thing is still the same for every normal non-checkmark user. He hasn't actually done anything yet. Twitter was shit anyway so its great that he fired all the people making it total shit up till now. So I'm just gonna hold my opinion for a few months to see what he actually does
@wlndbeach Last time I checked, old twitter was banning anyone that was not aligning with their political views more than anything else. Also, the whole point of free speech is that whether you're right or wrong, you're still allowed to have a voice........
@wlndbeach it’s what we used to be able to do. It is our job to know what’s real and what isn’t. We grew up literally preaching to people to never trust what’s online.
Elon Musk Age restricted the video y’all, no one is safe when it come to Big Crip Elon.
Elon wide fr
To be fair, as someone getting into IT the blue-check is security driven to ensure end-users are who they claim to be. Sure it infringes on satire but it also prevents libel under falsely assumed identities. Can't have it all when it comes to social media.
hot damn!
Thank you for swearing 🤣🤣 0:45
wsg
“I don’t care if you started yesterday!”
“I DID”
😂😂😂
me
You did what?
The background voices always send 🤣
😂😂
@@graciekattan6618yep😂
$8 for breathing ? That's more than what Mr.Krabs charged Spongebob and Squidward 💀
Inflation lol
@@OperationFoodieComa I see what you did there ha!
😭
@@OperationFoodieComa?
@@littledudefromacrossthestr5755 Inflation:
1.the action of inflating something or the condition of being inflated.
"the inflation of a balloon"
2. ECONOMICS
a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money.
"policies aimed at controlling inflation"
"And the good news for y'all "
"I've been waiting to hear this all day"
"Y'all fu***ing fired"
"Awww no"
that part got me 😂😂
Love how he kept firing his workers and dude just switches shirts everytime lmao.
Gd these scams are getting serious 💀
@@lebendystraw3683 I almost clicked then I saw tour comment, 🤣
@Griffy 🅥 "impersonation as bit_crip_elonmusk is not free speech"
@@tamharjeetsinghwalia181 lol
Should've applied the two step verification into his own building smh
The concept of someone working as a Twitter Gardener is too funny to me XD
Gardener for the building obviously
@@user-fp8pv2jp9u "actually"🤓
Watch this nighha buy youtube next then fire susan
I was a Twitter mailman. Glad to be out of there, I wasn't paid shit.
A Twitter gardener reading this comment: 😐
"Did you just make a point??? You're fired." LMAO
Elon: "Good news fo' yah'll"
Employee: "I've been waiting for this all day"
Elon: "Yah'll all fuckin' fired"
Employee: Aw! Naw!"
That Aw, naw had me rollin' 🤣🤣💀
I love how it’s in the same celebratory tone 🤣🤣🤣
whether he fixes it or drives it into the ground it's a win - win
PREACH
Aint no fixing that trash lmao
Ong
No if he drives it into the ground it’s going to be the tumbler situation all over again
Twitter is like a sewer where all the cancer of the internet is dumped. Just think what's going to happen to every site if the twitter freaks start to migrate. It's better if that cancer doesn't spread.
“If y’all got any questions, don’t” 💀💀😭
I say that all the time...
@Good 🅥 What does that mean?
@@isaiahharrell6483 bot
@@bloodhoundstanbloodhound OHHH OK I'm so dumb 😂😂😂
@@isaiahharrell6483 and who are you for us to care?
The way he addresses his self as big crypt Elon Musk withthe hand gestures is just so hilarious 😆😂😂
Crypt? Lmfao
@@DV-ou1yu like Crypto obv not Crip
@@t10events11 Actually it is Crip, LBG said it in his pinned comment
This comment section reeks of whiteness. Even tho i look like a white too, it's clear and the doc confirmed it, my insides specially lungs and heart are blacker than the back of Forest Whitaker's neck.
Crip.
Talking back to the empty chair was hilarious 😂
I like how quick he switched up on his workers 💀
Big Crip Elon Musk
Fired so many people he started talking to ghosts 👻 😂😂
Very realistic
Bro instigating in the back like the prisoners in Boondocks
elon: I dont care if you started yesterday
some guy: I did
elon: you're all fired
The true Chad of our era.
My favorite part of this buyout is people moving away from twitter cause he brought as if this site wasn't trash and housed the worst people imagine before he brought it lol
I was already lol when he said “big Elon crip” but after “mega money musket” I was hollering
"Mega Money Musk" goes hard ngl😂
MAD MONEY MUSK
Yeah it does
on Crip!
@YeaMan goof
Bruh.
Elon really be flexing all over Twitter gang
Flexing isn't the term I would use.
He's already made it clear he has no idea how to run Twitter.
Lol
@@vincenta8652 it's a private company they can do what they want
@@vincenta8652 Pay up piggy
@@noOneAskedForHandleOnYT he’s still incapable of running twitter, just another day for the conman
“I don’t care if you started yesterday”
- “I DID!!!!”
Lmao
"Did you just make a *point* ?....you're fired" LOL
If Griffy tried to acutally imitate Elon's speech patterns this video would probably be 27 minutes
I’m weakkk 😂😂😂😂
@Harry Snothead it's like spit it out what????
@harrysnothead8939 Or maybe he is stammering in front of public crowds and cameras, but talks differently behind closed doors. Just maybe. But go ahead and just assume stuff because you don't like him
Elon's gonna act like he made Twitter fail on purpose, ngl
Elon Musk will probably go with this to save face.
@@THED3ADLY7 He already said he was always planning to buy the company to save face.
Can't make something trash more trash. Twitter is already a leftist cesspool.🤣
I like how everyone pretends Twitter was good to begin with.
@Dante Toshiro64 exactly
Elon was so savage he even fired the laptop 😂
When the guy getting excited for good news gets fired 😂 “aw naw” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Griffy putting on the glasses to make his eyes look comically big is funny to this day 😂
I thought his eyesight was just bad
Those are his real glasses though
The nigga is blind 💀
@@thatvolvoguy6565 same
Lol that's true. 💀.
On a side note, these bots are getting out of hand.
Someone give this man his own Netflix show.
Naaah, man. Netflix would ruin that.
Griffy too raw for Netflix
All the woke/uber left cry babies will riot against Netflix and force the company to ban his "show" within a matter of seconds.
@Griffy 🅥 You people (bots) are why Elon had to waste billions of dollars
Adult swim
this man will never get cancelled
Griff, you are the king of facial expressions, you crack me up with a single look
Shirt changes every time Elon says “You’re fired”😂
No one is changing shirts, those are different people.
Elon: *fires people*
Japan Twitter: For some reason, our news feed is now.... peaceful.
Now we can peacefully look at other Japanese physically assaulted anyone who isn't asian or white.
Stop noticing things. We're here to bash Elon.
Care to explain/elaborate?
@@hanfmann17 care to form a complete query?
@@nahimgudfam Sorry, this wasn't meant for you.
"Did you just make a point!? You're fired" GOLD
“I don’t care if you started yesterday”
“I DDDDIIIIDD”
Took me OUT 😂
The truth is “I’m rich asf” 😂😂😂
Elon gon tweet “i did it for memes” at the end of the day
The way Elon just fired almost everyone is just astonishing, this skit portrays this right on. The man have so much money but decides to spend it on foolishness. 😂
"I don't care if you started yesterday!"
"I DID!!" I'm gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Thank god he made a Part 2. Gonna be a good series.
Where is part 1?
@@joseaguirre777 if ya don’t know, ya don’t know hermano
@Joker thanks bro
Even if Elon musk buys RUclips he couldn’t delete Griffy this guy is uncancellable
It'll be awesome if he bought RUclips from Google. Alot of accounts were banned and demonetized for wrongthink that actually was later proven to be true or had factual basis. The MSM just brush it aside, ignore it, and refuse to speak about anything that goes against the narrative we were fed for the last three years.
I love the polite way they say big daddy crip elon.
That shift in the speech at 0:45 was hilarious
“I don’t care if you started yesterday.”
-“I did!!” 😆😆
Bruh the gang signs for “Big Crip Elon Musk” has me in tears dawg 😂😂😂
Big Elon crip. Get it right.
The pep talk to an empty chair at the end is my favorite part.
2:30 the hand signs when he says BIG CRIP ELON😭😂
wow he really got the real og elon for this skit
his dedication for the craft is incredible
Kathy Griffin getting banned and posting thru her dead mom's account was the funniest thing that happened in her career
That's pretty telling.
So, desperate and needing of the twitter crack. She dug up her dead mothers twitter account just to be on "A" platform. Not make a brand new one for herself... because ya'know, 0 followers. Honestly, she should have just let Tyler and A$AP d her down when she had the chance.
Kathy thinking moderation impersonation is a free speech issue shows how smooth her brain really is
@@Tential1 It is free speech. Belongs in satire/parody category. People did that all the time before.
@@ElBandito it's a very old policy at twitter to suspend for impersonation unless your bio says satire/parody account which kathy did not. Also impersonation and fraud is not protected by the ammendment. It's in the exemptions list
First off that crowd sounded legit asf !!! Great editing!! Ps 😂 dead when he said “ if you gone start tmrw lol 😂
“AKA MEGA MONEY MUSK” I died💀💀
Mega money musket. Get it right.
It's honestly great that he is killing the platform
Thing is, he is not killing the plateform
@@farafyn2770 yea I dunno why ppl think that's happening. Even the ppl who say they were leaving cuz of Elon I still there lol. They can't quit it.
He is actually making it better.
@@CristanioPeweyyy if you like to spend money
@@farafyn2770 exactly
The blue check mark is going to be running everywhere on Twitter lol
It won't effect average users so I will get to enjoy watching rich people throw tantrums and rage for free. lol
@@erikmckoul2478 I think he's saying people are going to buying blue checks and impersonating other people.
@@Quiselott It'll mean people need to be smart enough to check what's so called User ID
I support his decision to fire the workers that are lazy in front of the PC drinking their morning cofee and chatting about the TV series they saw yesterday.
This looks like a comedic skit but it is definitely canon.
You just gotta love some Griffey on this fam🤣🤣
The way he said I diddd after getting hired yesterday omg I’m cryinggggg 😂😂😂😭😭😭
“The good new is I’m rich asf” that’s the best feeling in the world
said “aye big crip elon”🤣🤣
The satire part is funny but the point of the verification thing is to stop impersonations. The way they'd do that is via credit card information / etc. It's just harder to impersonate someone if you have a burner account. If you connect an account to a monetary source it's trackable.
Not really and if that was the case they could charge a dollar, then refund that dollar back, this is how my old cloud storage provider did it when I was in college.
It's cheaper now to get verified. Apparently employees used to refuse to verify people the normal way, then privately told them that they can get them verified for like $12000.
@@erikmckoul2478 let’s say that did happen just refuse to pay and get off the app this whole thing saying it’s cheaper is ridiculous considering 12k for a rare item compared to 8 dollars for something anyone can get can’t be compared
@@sharingiscaring53 It doesn't change the fact that 8 dollars is cheaper than $12000. They just used it as a status symbol anyway, it's pretty easy to tell if the post is from an impersonation account without a check mark.
@@erikmckoul2478 that’s like saying a Toyota is cheaper than a Tesla these are two different cars and for two different types of people. Comparing 8 dollars for something anyone can get to 12000 for something no one can get by price is irrelevant. The 12k was valued because it was an investment. It’s not cheaper it’s just less of an investment. It’s also still a status symbol if you have the ability to pay 8 dollars a month for a check mark than you are creating classism. It’s like discord nitro ppl vs non discord nitro ppl… nitro is a status symbol rather it was meant to be or not.
Griffy should be making Elon money.
This hits different when you work in tech and have to hear about the fallout on Blind lol
I don't have a Twitter I don't know any context about this but Griffy still managed to make it funny to me
Never had Twitter or Instagram either and even tho I might be missing out I'm glad I never was interested in those things
Brokie's dialogue is Oscar worthy.
Griffy fired a chair on some Joe Budden shit😂
Lmfaoo
Been waiting for this
“i been waiting on dis all day” 😂😂😂
I don't use Twitter but Im pretty sure he didn't put that impersonation rule in place, it was already Twitter tos, he's just enforcing it
It says you have to label the account as parody in your username and bio of you're gonna make a fake account of someone else
ya and the whole 8 bucks a month for the blue checkmark...Twitter employees were charging 15k lmao I'd say everything is going well so far.
Yeah, the skit is funny, but he’s just exaggerating everything and is wrong.
@@MrsMuffin11 Except it essentially shadow-bans unverified regular users. Kinda ironic since he was spouting freedom of speech for Twitter months ago.
What do you mean? Twitter never really needed to enforce the impersonation tos because that is exactly what verification is there for to begin with.
And this TOS can only apply to the impersonation of accounts that aren't verified (because verified accounts are unlikely to impersonate another verified account). The blue checkmark and verification make it impossible for an unverified account to impersonate a verified account. That was the whole point.
But now that anyone can get verified, they are obligated to enforce this rule more harshly, but they're just giving themselves a lot more work for no reason and will create chaos.
Impersonating other celebrities: warning
Impersonating Musk: Terminated, gone, you're worse than Kanye and Trump
I love your content! Thank you! 😊
Yo the outfit change for each fired person was pure dedication 😅😅
I love your sense of humor, you are amazing, Griffy
It’s the “I DID‼️” that cracks me up 😂
Love your Skits Griffy.
Make a part 3 brother, the time is ripe.
This is aging perfectly 😂
The guy saying “AW NAH” killed me
"And you fired" like a boss
"I did!!!!" I felt that lol
“Mega money musket” hard for no reason 😭
Dude said “Big Elon Crip” and “Tesla Cuhhh” I wasn’t expecting that lol 😂
This shit is hilarious. Griffy probably one of the funniest dudes on the platform.
That intro was the hardest shit I've heard in a while.
The sad part is, this is probably EXACTLY how it happened lmaoooo
Employee: Sir I have a question
Elon: You're fired
Elon crip Tesla cuh ... I'm dead 🤣🤣
I saw the y’all fired part coming a mile away 😂
That laptop didn’t know it would be losing its job that morning.
The shirt switching got me weak 💀 🤣
Keep up the good vids . Love you Jidion
This is a certified hood classic
The speech in the beginning is hype af!!!
Legendary vid man, great job!
I’m impressed how this man could make Twitter of all things worse.
Not here to bootlick or anything, just being realistic here, but we have yet to see what he's gonna do with the app. That thing is still the same for every normal non-checkmark user. He hasn't actually done anything yet. Twitter was shit anyway so its great that he fired all the people making it total shit up till now. So I'm just gonna hold my opinion for a few months to see what he actually does
@wlndbeach there are no rules for free speech, that's why it's called free speech.
@wlndbeach Last time I checked, old twitter was banning anyone that was not aligning with their political views more than anything else. Also, the whole point of free speech is that whether you're right or wrong, you're still allowed to have a voice........
@wlndbeach People were already doing that on twitter.
@wlndbeach it’s what we used to be able to do. It is our job to know what’s real and what isn’t. We grew up literally preaching to people to never trust what’s online.
Griffy doing a speedrun on getting banned on Twitter fr
Bruh.
The passion behind "outta" is God level commitment to the act
“Oh nah” in the background killed me😂😂
Holy shit Elon just fired air 💨 😯
Protect this man at all cost 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"nigga did you just make a point? you're fired." NAAAH I CAN'T BREATH LOOL
😂😂😂😂 I’m dead the “your fired after every comment” haha 😂
Good news for you, your fired
Lmao that was beautiful
The thing with the impersonation is that it is a twitter guideline prior to Elon
"Y'all fuckin Fired, idc if Y'all started yesterday!"
Worker: "I did!!"💀💀
Even the air got fired