Don is an incredible comedian who constantly brings engineering concepts to the stage. I am a retired engineer and could not possibly do anything of Don's comedic abilities.
I can't speak to the eyesight concept, but the shopping process is spot-on. Back in the day when shopping in a mall was an actual thing, there were times my dad would stay in the car (especially if it was an outdoor parking lot) and wait for my mom and my brothers and I. And yeah, we'd wander around as mom got whatever she was getting. But there was the occasional time when after all the wandering, we'd leave and she had bought nothing. On the one hand, dad was happy (no money got spent), but also a little upset (just a little, since he was still able to smoke his cigar) that we had spent so much time in the mall with nothing to show for it.
There are three stores men can generally spend hours in; 1. DIY Stores, especially the tool section 2. Sporting Goods Stores 3. Technology Stores Apart from them, men will generally know what they need, where to buy and just go, grab, pay and go home.
there is nothing wrong about admiring a power drill you dont need for your project, closely investigating the diamond tipped drill bits you definitely dont need for that project, buying a entry level tool of a very specific kind you dont need for that project of yours or asking the staff (in detail!) about all the pros and cons of the different sorts of wood they sell at the store without ever disclosing what project you would use it on, other than the information that its indeed a very very fine project.
@@andrefasching1332you could need that power drill and diamond tipped bits for a future project. It helps to scout theses things out beforehand. An ounce of preparation..
I can. The spending of money wouldn't be equal enough to divide per minute. Really she is wasting both time and money even if it was the case. And then there is the matter of the item bought and the quality and usefulness of the items.
My mother in law will say she wants to go shopping with my wife and when I ask what she needs from the store she says she'll find out when she gets there
I feel like spending less money per minute is actually LESS efficient because it means it took you LONGER to spend the same amount of money 😅 So yes, she is still less efficient at shopping lol
I took my wife to a bar of my choice, because I always went shopping with her. The first bar, nah, let's look for another bar. After 3 hours of looking for a nice bar, not finding one, we ended up in the first bar for a drink.
Why on earth would you tolerate that? The rules were clear. You go with her to her places so she should be silent and accept where you want to go. You need to reevaluate brother its not a two way street for you
The only shopping I do regularly is for groceries. I LOVE grocery shopping, meal planning, and cooking. I hardly ever buy anything else. I've been wearing clothes that are over ten years old and still fit. I have two pairs of shoes. I've never been to a shopping mall, even though I live ten minutes from one. Last year, I spent a total of $200 on myself and was pretty upset about it. This year, I'm determined to not let that amount cross $100 (maybe even $50).
He points out the fact that women go shopping, men go buying. Men go and get what they want and leave. Women go and try to find something they like, but maybe it’s not s o they look some more and find something else . They keep looking and keep paying for things they might like. That’s why it takes longer for women.
Bang on! But, I will add, if my wife s ays she's gonna be five minutes, after t en, I go home. It's a half hour drive, and I don't answer my phone while driving. Then, it's a half hour drive back to the store. She has to wait, a full hour, because she can't be five minutes. Unfortunately, she's also then left in stores alone for a full hour. Which just elevates the problem. I've gone from a station wagon to a mini van because of her shopping. Then the mini van to a full sized van. Yep...... I got a 1 ton and trailer on order now.
Okay firstly I do the same thing with shopping cause Im a woman SECONDLY Im offended (this is a joke) cause you don't know what you're talking about. You went off of MONEY SPENT per minute not items bought and price per item I could spend 90 dollars in 10 minutes on a dress Doesn't make me more efficient of a shopper than someone who buys 2 in 15 minutes for 120 total Less money spent per item and less money spent per minute the things you SHOULD base efficiency of shopping on
Women complain about the pink tax, but men go into a shop (which will have 1/8 of the floor space for men's clothes than women's) by what he want's, and walk out - a woman will try on several things, several of which will have to be put back by staff, buy one, then take it back a week latter for a refund.
That was a greate example and very funny. Unfortunately it reminds me of our govenment. They are the wife in this example. Me, I'm like the wife, with the exception that I probably didn't buy anything but the pants. I still would have went window shopping. Now do the math; I would have spent pennies per minute, if that. ;)
Don is an incredible comedian who constantly brings engineering concepts to the stage. I am a retired engineer and could not possibly do anything of Don's comedic abilities.
I am french, and have difficulties to understand, but, every time, I laugh. This guy is incredible with these power points
shut up
You are having fun and learning English what is not to like 😊
@@Mali8029 i put subtitles, but YT IA translates like Biden when you listen to him.
Don’t worry my friend, it translates globally! 🤣🤣
I've seen that shopping slide all over the internet for years, funny to finally see where it originated.
I can't speak to the eyesight concept, but the shopping process is spot-on. Back in the day when shopping in a mall was an actual thing, there were times my dad would stay in the car (especially if it was an outdoor parking lot) and wait for my mom and my brothers and I. And yeah, we'd wander around as mom got whatever she was getting. But there was the occasional time when after all the wandering, we'd leave and she had bought nothing. On the one hand, dad was happy (no money got spent), but also a little upset (just a little, since he was still able to smoke his cigar) that we had spent so much time in the mall with nothing to show for it.
There are three stores men can generally spend hours in;
1. DIY Stores, especially the tool section
2. Sporting Goods Stores
3. Technology Stores
Apart from them, men will generally know what they need, where to buy and just go, grab, pay and go home.
there is nothing wrong about admiring a power drill you dont need for your project, closely investigating the diamond tipped drill bits you definitely dont need for that project, buying a entry level tool of a very specific kind you dont need for that project of yours or asking the staff (in detail!) about all the pros and cons of the different sorts of wood they sell at the store without ever disclosing what project you would use it on, other than the information that its indeed a very very fine project.
4. Toy/"Hobby" store, especially one with diecast and RC
@@andrefasching1332you could need that power drill and diamond tipped bits for a future project. It helps to scout theses things out beforehand. An ounce of preparation..
5. Motorcycle dealership
@@andrefasching1332 you may need that drill and bits on a future project. It is good to do some research beforehand.
Laura didn’t even get to the Gap 😂
Men don't shop, we hunt.
Mmmmm, not if we know what we need & where its at
Brilliant math. 😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, yeah, can't argue with that cost/minute
I can. The spending of money wouldn't be equal enough to divide per minute. Really she is wasting both time and money even if it was the case. And then there is the matter of the item bought and the quality and usefulness of the items.
My mother in law will say she wants to go shopping with my wife and when I ask what she needs from the store she says she'll find out when she gets there
Thank you for this, a laugh is a good thing.
To me, being a comedian this good, means he's a very smart person!
PowerPoint gets bad rep, but right here it's THE most powerful thing😂
I feel like spending less money per minute is actually LESS efficient because it means it took you LONGER to spend the same amount of money 😅 So yes, she is still less efficient at shopping lol
Lol I was just thinking this,it really only works to show whose more efficient if you both take the same amount of time.
😂 and glad to see you are back 💪
Love his charts.
When you start laughing at 00:24 you know what's coming 🤣
100 percent correct 😁
0:44 Based on the map she doesn't enter Gap and she is backtracking through the whole way precisely to exit.
The best part is she didn't even get the pants
I took my wife to a bar of my choice, because I always went shopping with her. The first bar, nah, let's look for another bar. After 3 hours of looking for a nice bar, not finding one, we ended up in the first bar for a drink.
Why on earth would you tolerate that? The rules were clear. You go with her to her places so she should be silent and accept where you want to go. You need to reevaluate brother its not a two way street for you
Don't forget increased nagging and deteriorating hearing
What?
I hated shopping with my last roommate. She would do the same as his wife.
That was quite funny for American humour
Making comedy fun again! Great laff! ❤
«I'm done shopping for 2020». Yeah, but not for the reason we all expected back when this sketch was created...
One of the most angry my wife has ever been with me was when were dating and at a party i told everyone she could browse in a bulk food store.
We were all done shopping for 2020
I legit have a shirt that says “talk nerdy to me” with a glasses graphic like these > 👓
Nie, that's real comedy
The only shopping I do regularly is for groceries. I LOVE grocery shopping, meal planning, and cooking. I hardly ever buy anything else. I've been wearing clothes that are over ten years old and still fit. I have two pairs of shoes. I've never been to a shopping mall, even though I live ten minutes from one. Last year, I spent a total of $200 on myself and was pretty upset about it. This year, I'm determined to not let that amount cross $100 (maybe even $50).
Different Missions, Different Strategies
Don's Mission: Get Pants
Her Mission: Shop!
I didn't know...that the Gap still exists.
I must be weird, always shopped like a man .. shark like 🤣
How is nobody talking about the fact that the graph for looks started when she was 10…
Who knows... nerd relationship 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He points out the fact that women go shopping, men go buying. Men go and get what they want and leave. Women go and try to find something they like, but maybe it’s not s o they look some more and find something else . They keep looking and keep paying for things they might like. That’s why it takes longer for women.
Bang on! But, I will add, if my wife s ays she's gonna be five minutes, after t en, I go home. It's a half hour drive, and I don't answer my phone while driving. Then, it's a half hour drive back to the store. She has to wait, a full hour, because she can't be five minutes. Unfortunately, she's also then left in stores alone for a full hour. Which just elevates the problem. I've gone from a station wagon to a mini van because of her shopping. Then the mini van to a full sized van. Yep...... I got a 1 ton and trailer on order now.
My wife will also tell me she may have paid $500, but it was all on sale. So the real cost was only $300! Think about this.
Okay firstly
I do the same thing with shopping cause Im a woman
SECONDLY Im offended (this is a joke) cause you don't know what you're talking about. You went off of MONEY SPENT per minute not items bought and price per item
I could spend 90 dollars in 10 minutes on a dress
Doesn't make me more efficient of a shopper than someone who buys 2 in 15 minutes for 120 total
Less money spent per item and less money spent per minute the things you SHOULD base efficiency of shopping on
Women complain about the pink tax, but men go into a shop (which will have 1/8 of the floor space for men's clothes than women's) by what he want's, and walk out - a woman will try on several things, several of which will have to be put back by staff, buy one, then take it back a week latter for a refund.
That was a greate example and very funny.
Unfortunately it reminds me of our govenment. They are the wife in this example.
Me, I'm like the wife, with the exception that I probably didn't buy anything but the pants. I still would have went window shopping. Now do the math; I would have spent pennies per minute, if that. ;)
Women be shopping
I had kicked that Laura out of the house decades ago and save tons of money
Old, old, old