Only British People Do This | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @MightyMouse350
    @MightyMouse350 10 месяцев назад +147

    Nothing better than a comedian who takes the piss out of themselves 😂

  • @Anastasiyax
    @Anastasiyax 4 года назад +2576

    Why is it when he "runs" he looks like some sort of elegant gazelle 🤣

  • @alexanderhamilton3354
    @alexanderhamilton3354 4 года назад +4101

    When michael walks without shoes he looks like a toddler in a business suit

    • @corrinemills
      @corrinemills 4 года назад +63

      Why do you write like your running out of time.

    • @alexanderhamilton3354
      @alexanderhamilton3354 4 года назад +55

      @@corrinemills bcause then i can fight day and night like i am running out of time

    • @WillKing03
      @WillKing03 4 года назад +23

      Alexander Hamilton I swear, everyday you write like you’re running out of time

    • @karlsanderson8127
      @karlsanderson8127 4 года назад +24

      Haha boss baby

    • @princenom4184
      @princenom4184 4 года назад +10

      Boss baby

  • @MomentphotographyCoUk
    @MomentphotographyCoUk 4 года назад +1126

    5:50 Now that doctor has a great line to tell her friends: "Michael McIntyre once asked me to pull down his trousers."

    • @ghostcityshelton9378
      @ghostcityshelton9378 4 года назад +9

      😨 😆😅😄😃😂😁😀😉

    • @kellynewman4066
      @kellynewman4066 4 года назад +15

      Bwahaha! Freaking brilliant!!!!

    • @sean9177
      @sean9177 4 года назад +55

      And her husband just watched lol

    • @chicalertng
      @chicalertng 4 года назад +7

      Ohhhhh 😀

    • @pingmckenna7078
      @pingmckenna7078 3 года назад +9

      That is funnier than funny. Priceless. But will she brag about it to herbpatients?

  • @araisikewai
    @araisikewai 4 года назад +5790

    Michael doesn't need gym. His single night of stand up would amount to half marathon for everyone else.

    • @ED-yj6de
      @ED-yj6de 4 года назад +19

      😂😅🤣

    • @tobiaspotter325
      @tobiaspotter325 4 года назад +19

      I love this your Genius

    • @iamcork103
      @iamcork103 4 года назад +13

      well i mean he is getting millions each year so you know

    • @aimeeontheharp
      @aimeeontheharp 4 года назад +140

      Yeah, he doesn’t do "stand up comedy"; he does "walk around comedy".

    • @chrisgray9979
      @chrisgray9979 4 года назад +2

      A Generic Camel so what does that have to do with him being funny!

  • @gypsy8669
    @gypsy8669 3 года назад +342

    He's got such a "little boy charm" about him... yet his stage presence is tremendous.. absolutely love his shows...

  • @jakeriese4862
    @jakeriese4862 4 года назад +867

    I love his laugh when the Doctor is helping him; he sounds like he's a cheerful bloke and nice bloke. I like that he is having a laugh too; not just everybody else

    • @michelepinsky4948
      @michelepinsky4948 2 года назад +21

      He finds so much humor in everyday life. I love him.

    • @PH_1964
      @PH_1964 2 года назад +10

      I've loved him since before I left for Australia and was so thrilled to see him in Perth in March 2020 and immediately after we went into lockdown. He was absolutely fantastic. Today, 29.04.2022 is the first day without masks and I'm on my way home after seeing David O'Doherty. I cried with laughter at both. Live comedy is the best medicine 🤣😂🤣😂💝

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 4 года назад +997

    Just some clean fun. Not demeaning, not cursing, not needing sex to make us laugh as a last resort.
    Just some CLEAN fun. LOVED it! Thank you!

    • @jamesdspaderf2883
      @jamesdspaderf2883 4 года назад +80

      you ears censored the f- bombs? LOL, just kidding ...he's mostly clean

    • @fannypliers3716
      @fannypliers3716 3 года назад +32

      sex is something natural, it’s absolutely ok to joke about it. the way the joke is made actually plays a role though.

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 3 года назад +17

      He does do both in other jokes, but it's not a problem, swearing is just words.

    • @helenwoodason8053
      @helenwoodason8053 3 года назад +24

      What you on about? 😂 7 swear words and a flick of the middle finger in this short clip alone. He still funny.

    • @haley4302
      @haley4302 3 года назад +4

      I agree. My kind of comedy 🥳

  • @safy0613
    @safy0613 4 года назад +2250

    I could rewatch his jokes a thousand times and still laugh. He's so funny.

    • @JMAK2024
      @JMAK2024 4 года назад +11

      He really is!!

    • @hamstermunchies5558
      @hamstermunchies5558 4 года назад +6

      His sleeping wife bit makes me cry with laughter every time

    • @robbymitchell805
      @robbymitchell805 3 года назад +6

      @@hamstermunchies5558 my personal favourite his wife getting ready to go out. GOLD! 🇦🇺😁

    • @ertanbalkir8670
      @ertanbalkir8670 3 года назад

      Hello 💖 baby ❤️

    • @ertanbalkir8670
      @ertanbalkir8670 3 года назад

      @@hamstermunchies5558
      Hello 💖 baby ❤️

  • @richfieldkirthan
    @richfieldkirthan 4 года назад +2467

    Unpopular opinion: The spotlight guy deserves a huge tip...

    • @naturalbby1722
      @naturalbby1722 4 года назад +83

      I *STRONGLY* AGREE!! This man is doing a marathon up on that stage!!

    • @wallemo1835
      @wallemo1835 4 года назад +40

      Same here he must get his 10,000 steps every show 😂

    • @Lauren-wc4xc
      @Lauren-wc4xc 4 года назад +9

      YYYYEEESSSSSSSS

    • @sprigmom1
      @sprigmom1 4 года назад +8

      Totally agree!

    • @robrtcase1963
      @robrtcase1963 4 года назад +5

      Or lip!

  • @acediaethos4469
    @acediaethos4469 4 года назад +307

    8:03 everytime i watch this, "a non-moving floor option..... which i think we can just call 'floor' now that i think about it" KILLS ME

    • @thil28
      @thil28 4 года назад +8

      Me too! Hahahahaha... I remember the first time I saw this... thinking...non moving floor option, isn’t that just “floor”? Before his remarks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @qobikwezi656
    @qobikwezi656 4 года назад +122

    Michael: Why dont you do it?
    Hubby: She's a doctor.
    The husband's response shows how painfully English he is, representing you guys well. No thrills, no fluff. I love it.

  • @jack.cummins
    @jack.cummins 4 года назад +711

    Bloody love this man's sense of humour. Comedy genius he is. Knows exactly how to tell a joke and then ties it back into his performance later on and it's hilarious

    • @theboss-oj2vo
      @theboss-oj2vo 4 года назад +14

      When he made that doctor joke that's the best comedy imo, like you can't write that backstage you just have to opportunistic and wait for the right moment!

    • @kindakeewee5492
      @kindakeewee5492 4 года назад +4

      U sound like a British builder

    • @jack.cummins
      @jack.cummins 4 года назад +6

      kinda keewee I’m an Aussie in high school

    • @jack.cummins
      @jack.cummins 4 года назад

      Peighnis Honourchign yup

    • @kindakeewee5492
      @kindakeewee5492 4 года назад +2

      @@jack.cummins huh cool saame

  • @JeanCrow-o9e
    @JeanCrow-o9e 6 месяцев назад +25

    I'm an American and love Michael! He is a very funny man and love watching his videos.

    • @kirnpu
      @kirnpu 3 месяца назад +1

      He is absolutely the BEST!!!

  • @mikenorval6331
    @mikenorval6331 4 года назад +3049

    Those aren't calves .. they are full cows.

    • @ellicooper2323
      @ellicooper2323 4 года назад +29

      Hahahaha

    • @Troublenut
      @Troublenut 4 года назад +21

      Sandakan Bandara you haven’t got a lot going on right now, have you mate... LMAO

    • @Troublenut
      @Troublenut 4 года назад +4

      Sandakan Bandara me too mate :) whereabouts are you. And i was only teasing ok ;)

    • @lilyt18
      @lilyt18 4 года назад +3

      Well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂

    • @izzyfedeli7214
      @izzyfedeli7214 4 года назад +8

      Sandakan Bandara maybe they just had the same idea it’s not that phenomenal of an idea

  • @SaffronHorizon
    @SaffronHorizon 4 года назад +2317

    "dont laugh" says the man who's job is to make people laugh

    • @nek_3286
      @nek_3286 4 года назад +7

      Exactly what I was thinking.😅

    • @zacharyradford5552
      @zacharyradford5552 4 года назад +24

      It was part of the joke.

    • @nek_3286
      @nek_3286 4 года назад

      @@zacharyradford5552 yup.

    • @TeeBoyd88
      @TeeBoyd88 4 года назад +9

      It's similar to when a friend says, "Don't laugh but....." and then I end up laughing anyway. Every time.

    • @izzyfedeli7214
      @izzyfedeli7214 4 года назад +1

      Zachary Radford really wow I had no idea.....

  • @billyslaironair8860
    @billyslaironair8860 4 года назад +263

    All British relate to this:
    Me: "No, no I don't"
    Michael: "yes you do"
    Me: "yes, yes I do

  • @oliviakarwowska7307
    @oliviakarwowska7307 4 года назад +49

    When he said "welcome to Heathrow, ready, get set, go" I was laughing soooo hard cause I never heard anything more true 😂😂😝😝

  • @swordsword5593
    @swordsword5593 4 года назад +624

    No one is better than Michael in making everyday simple activity into a fun fact. And oh, by the way, his hair is very destinctive too...ehheeh

    • @swordsword5593
      @swordsword5593 4 года назад +4

      @Mai Nyigguh you will never understand it...only some who follow could. So, don't bother yourself

    • @swordsword5593
      @swordsword5593 4 года назад +1

      @Mai Nyigguh does it bother you if I pat my own self...? Am sure you can't and won't do it for me

    • @swordsword5593
      @swordsword5593 4 года назад +2

      @Mai Nyigguh you're not worthy to pat my back though

  • @violetskies14
    @violetskies14 4 года назад +67

    Michael has always been my favourite comedian because he takes every day things and makes them hilarious. He doesn't need to use crude shock humour because he can make me almost wee myself laughing talking about getting a trolley at the shops.

  • @meriadocbrandybuck9833
    @meriadocbrandybuck9833 4 года назад +276

    😆 This explains why everyone was shocked when I simply stepped over some ropes at Heathrow

    • @harryjesshop6890
      @harryjesshop6890 4 года назад +28

      IS THIS TREASON, SIR?

    • @nullnull7495
      @nullnull7495 3 года назад +7

      Yea, we don't do that here

    • @jessicadavenport2808
      @jessicadavenport2808 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @chiefjetsonofflare5329
      @chiefjetsonofflare5329 2 года назад +1

      If caught by secrity they will loudly yell at you to stop NOW‼ airport rules are not to be tampered with at any TIME ‼it scared the h#ll out of me🇨🇦

  • @ellahopkins5541
    @ellahopkins5541 4 года назад +116

    Michael: a comedian, doing a comedy show
    "Don't laugh"

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 4 года назад +1

      That which you're referring to is, should be or could be a {viral} meme. 🦵🤭💂‍♂️👤🛩

  • @gj4916
    @gj4916 4 года назад +634

    ....I never noticed, but I walk and run like him. All the pressure at the toes. I never knew I'd need to actually correct it.

    • @ellakatherine6095
      @ellakatherine6095 4 года назад +6

      Same 😂

    • @kyakya111
      @kyakya111 4 года назад +5

      So do I 🤣

    • @MCeili
      @MCeili 4 года назад +13

      Me too, and I broke toes because of it.

    • @matthewdawson9364
      @matthewdawson9364 4 года назад +72

      Walking is healthy heel-to-toe. Running has too much impact for that so toe-to-heel is better for running

    • @gawdsuniverse3282
      @gawdsuniverse3282 4 года назад +54

      In the wild world, it is natural to walk on the ball of the foot first, that way the foot can feel the ground or anything lying on it and adjust easily avoiding injury. In the modern world with even pavements and wearing shoes that survival tactic is no longer essential. Walking on the ball of the foot is a passive way to exercise as well as toning calves and buttocks while easing impacts on the spine, as well as keeping a fine sense of balance, everyone should toe-to-heel for the health benefits.

  • @aliyahali4299
    @aliyahali4299 4 года назад +104

    As a Canadian, I'm also walking through the airport ropes like the British. LoL

    • @valesth4903
      @valesth4903 4 года назад +8

      I thought it was like, idk, illegal to touch them or something :/

    • @chriswest7639
      @chriswest7639 4 года назад +16

      Me too. I’m Aussie. It must be the commonwealth we all share

    • @rebekahmontesdeoca565
      @rebekahmontesdeoca565 3 года назад +4

      I do that too and I'm American

    • @tonicastel5933
      @tonicastel5933 2 года назад +2

      South Africans too. 🤣

    • @chrisgraham2904
      @chrisgraham2904 2 года назад

      As a Canadian, we say "Excuse me" each time we pass a pylon and "Sorry" if we happen to bump into one.

  • @Lilygrenfell2005
    @Lilygrenfell2005 4 года назад +120

    " I walk as if I'm falling" I'm dying with laughter

  • @ellencostner1720
    @ellencostner1720 4 года назад +47

    HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO FUNNY JUST WALKING ACROSS A STAGE?? HE IS THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.....BRILLIANT, NO DOUBT!!! I LOVE HIM❣❣

    • @PiiDGE
      @PiiDGE Месяц назад

      shite you need a transplant

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam9045 4 года назад +617

    Michael McIntyre: lets have rope systems to give people exercise!
    All companies during lockdown: Ok

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    • @tayouriri7415
      @tayouriri7415 4 года назад +8

      That's what I was going to say Michael was just predicting the future 😁

  • @bolotabr12
    @bolotabr12 4 года назад +97

    As a Brazilian person I’m laughing my head off 😂

  • @lindavogel2710
    @lindavogel2710 4 года назад +212

    It's hard to believe that he had trouble in the beginning of his career finding an audience. He takes everyday life events finds the humor and is bloody helarious. I laugh and relate to a lot. Love from the USA🇺🇸

    • @nasa1985
      @nasa1985 4 года назад +6

      Linda Vogel. Hilarious!

    • @jackiedelvalle
      @jackiedelvalle 4 года назад +1

      Mai: drivel?

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 4 года назад +1

      Linda Vogel Humour. Hilarious. 👍😉

    • @ertanbalkir8670
      @ertanbalkir8670 3 года назад

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      From London England United Kingdom

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      @ertanbalkir8670 3 года назад

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  • @CanaanTheWingedOne
    @CanaanTheWingedOne 5 месяцев назад +4

    Love him because he doesn't need to be sexist or homophobic or racist or whatever to be "funny". This is REAL comedy, with actual thought put into it!

  • @An45789
    @An45789 4 года назад +381

    As a runner I can say that is actually a good running pose,lot of runners wished they were natural fore food runners
    Nobody should run heel to toe like he shows lol 😂

    • @JamesChanUK
      @JamesChanUK 4 года назад +11

      Great knee lift in that running gait!

    • @jamesdspaderf2883
      @jamesdspaderf2883 4 года назад +11

      No, that's quite wrong, for reasons too complex to discuss here.

    • @An45789
      @An45789 4 года назад +11

      @@jamesdspaderf2883 true,the knee lift was wrong bud the feet were a good beginning

    • @ariannasilva4462
      @ariannasilva4462 4 года назад +5

      It's great for speed but will cause damage later on.

    • @MrEmiosk
      @MrEmiosk 4 года назад +18

      @@jamesdspaderf2883 heel to toe bad for the knees and hip, but energy efficent. Toe to heel good for knee ankle and hip for balance speed and power, it is however more wasteful... too complicated to go into my arse.

  • @donnakerr4997
    @donnakerr4997 3 года назад +12

    I’ve only discovered Michael yesterday and I have been binge watching ever since. I have subscribed to every channel that I could find that showed anything at all about him. He has the knack of making us laugh at every day occurrences . Such a genius!!!

  • @eilidh_2643
    @eilidh_2643 4 года назад +353

    I’m British and I am one of the people who walks through all of the zig zags but when I get to the corners I drift my suit case around the corners😂😂😂

    • @lzeph
      @lzeph 4 года назад +23

      I'll bet you make little 'vroom' or 'swsshh' sound effects as you turn.
      I do. =-)

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 4 года назад +9

      @@lzeph also a Tyre squeal noise during that drift as well

    • @remi2821
      @remi2821 4 года назад +12

      That’s why we do it coz it’s more fun that way also avoids an awkward situation where someone is walking down the whole way and u cut in front of them by going under the ropes

    • @_DatBoi499
      @_DatBoi499 4 года назад

      I legit just find a part with fuck all ropes or like just 2 and go underneath it

  • @zenahel-rafih4077
    @zenahel-rafih4077 2 года назад +12

    He is definitely one of the best comics around, no vulgarity just plain fun☺️

  • @RedLemonade.
    @RedLemonade. 4 года назад +156

    he literally spent the first 5 mins without his shoes, now that's commitment

    • @shamanbeartwo3819
      @shamanbeartwo3819 4 года назад

      It was like being at a Patti LaBelle concert mixed in with Dancing With the Stars.

  • @colettedeegan8861
    @colettedeegan8861 3 года назад +30

    It amazes me how Michael can make story outta everyday situations & he makes it so amusing😂😂😂

  • @emmiloub8699
    @emmiloub8699 4 года назад +271

    I love this guy you can relate to everything he talks about

    • @merkerface
      @merkerface 4 года назад +3

      Mai Nyigguh he’s not just talking about walking though is he ya dick, he’s talking about the intricacies of having a walk that’s not biomechanically optimal ;)

    • @jrgboy
      @jrgboy 4 года назад

      Sorry but I just can't watch him, the way he walks up & down gets on my nerves and makes me feel giddy..

    • @phoenixrising5088
      @phoenixrising5088 Месяц назад

      ​@@jrgboyThat's your loss 😂

  • @jacquelinem3551
    @jacquelinem3551 Год назад +9

    This man is a tonic cheers me up everyone. Bless him😅😊

  • @patrickogutu1310
    @patrickogutu1310 4 года назад +55

    Never seen a big person move so majestically and light on their feet 🤣🤣🤣
    What a great man! Great comedy!

  • @avalerie4467
    @avalerie4467 2 года назад +17

    Toe-to-heel is how dancers are taught to walk. Your running is quite graceful, actually !
    So nice to just laugh. Thank you, Michael

  • @alibettenson8419
    @alibettenson8419 4 года назад +523

    As a British person, I will also admit to walking around the full zigzag rope systems anywhere they have them 🤣 I cant bring myself to cheat - it just feels too naughty haha!

    • @alibettenson8419
      @alibettenson8419 4 года назад +5

      @Mai Nyigguh I guess you must be looking in the mirror? 😉

    • @tealrose3248
      @tealrose3248 4 года назад +9

      Aussie here. Either hurdling or unhooking the ropes is valid, depending on clothing and luggage. If there's a lot of people around and the rope maze isn't excessive I'll walk it.

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 4 года назад +7

      Im american and I do that. Im pretty sure everyone does

    • @SGast
      @SGast 3 года назад +15

      I am German and he was pretty spot on. I have so many Germans seen that unhook and then rehook the rope systems. And I have done it too.

    • @adriennedandy4119
      @adriennedandy4119 3 года назад +5

      Canadian and I 100% do the full rope zigzag

  • @simonebye8789
    @simonebye8789 4 года назад +59

    I love Michael McIntyre he so funny , No one does Humour better than the Brit's.

  • @lb4965
    @lb4965 4 года назад +60

    He's like a little unicorn when he's running

  • @Evie_rxse
    @Evie_rxse Год назад +12

    ‘She’s a doctor’
    When MICHAEL laughs at a joke you know it’s fucking hilarious

  • @bunnygirl2448
    @bunnygirl2448 4 года назад +434

    Doesn’t Britain have a “Ministry of Silly Walks?” Lol

    • @emmacheese6107
      @emmacheese6107 4 года назад +11

      Yes

    • @mathildacarr8812
      @mathildacarr8812 4 года назад +9

      I'm never gonna stop laughing about how bottom travelled this far

    • @christinaluna713
      @christinaluna713 4 года назад +9

      That exactly where I was thinking he must have gone!

    • @brainsmoran4954
      @brainsmoran4954 4 года назад +7

      @@mathildacarr8812 what has bottom got to do with the ministry of silly walks? Only I associate it with Monty Python and I think they got the idea from the goon's.

    • @mathildacarr8812
      @mathildacarr8812 4 года назад

      @@brainsmoran4954 Oh sorry I always get confused I'm not allowed to watch 15s so I dont know which ones which but yes it is Monty python

  • @studiocelestedesign
    @studiocelestedesign 2 года назад +8

    I don’t remember when I’ve ever laughed so hard for 12 minutes straight. Bless, Michael.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 года назад +84

    Watching this in the middle of the night, and trying not to wake my family wheezing. Holy shit. How on Earth is he making the most mundane things funny? I usually hate physical comedy, but godamnit.

    • @happyhealthydutchie
      @happyhealthydutchie 4 года назад +10

      Watching this in bed at night. My husband asked me 3 times not to laugh out loud in the middle of the night.

  • @sneezywheezy1473
    @sneezywheezy1473 4 года назад +11

    I met him and his wife and kids at Paultons one year when I worked there. He was trying to be stay under the radar except with a big green baseball cap and grin on his face it didn't really work. Everyone knew it was him.
    He is great bringing everyday situations and finding the funny side to them in his comedy.

  • @Ben-tv6wv
    @Ben-tv6wv 4 года назад +169

    As a german, i couldn´t stop laughing, because he dexcribed it so accured, that it was a litte embarrassing

    • @pjay3028
      @pjay3028 4 года назад +20

      Wow he made a German laugh, he must be funny!😂🤣😂

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 4 года назад +1

      @@pjay3028 I once shamed a German to the extent he removed his glasses and jumped up & and down on them. That was hilarious to all of us in the Dutch bar that 1981 night.
      Funniest description I`ve seen on German response to English language humour was by my favourite American-Irish(1/4 German) comedian, the great Bob Newhart, seen here sparing with Johnny Carson ruclips.net/video/qUB3zLtPcgI/видео.html. If you like it, you may like to watch this too...ruclips.net/video/U4JbilfMwls/видео.html. Those two spark off each other very well.
      I have a photo from Summer of 1960 with my father(a DJ back then for a while), holding up the vinyl of `The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart` . Very funny man.

  • @carolebaines4075
    @carolebaines4075 2 дня назад +1

    Love him! Makes me laugh every time. His humour is just so spot on, hes obviously studied british people, as funny as it is, its true! I like that its not filth, like some comics. Its just good comedy..

  • @secularvalue1114
    @secularvalue1114 4 года назад +298

    He is so very funny. He can humor every single mundane attribute of life.

  • @K.Alexander-r7t
    @K.Alexander-r7t Год назад +4

    You really are one of my favorite Comedians and I am a born-bred American. You are truly one of the funniest clean comedians, around, Michael, thank you for sharing your gift for funny.

  • @bylene3155
    @bylene3155 4 года назад +434

    When I did the “American thingy” my British bf was so gutted with my behaviour 😂

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 года назад +6

      Your bf is British?

    • @jemmaj2919
      @jemmaj2919 4 года назад +21

      I bet he thought u had no class

    • @ravenjade2553
      @ravenjade2553 4 года назад +15

      Ye-haw! My follow Merican!

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 года назад +12

      @@ravenjade2553 fellow, not follow

    • @chrisaskin6144
      @chrisaskin6144 4 года назад +23

      @@thewriteinpresident Wtf is that rambling bollocks all about?

  • @greatcaj
    @greatcaj 3 года назад +17

    He is so energetic.I got tired just watching his comedy routine as if I did my exercise. 😂

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 4 года назад +98

    This man has the calf muscles that they would have given the statue of a Greek god.....

    • @HurremDurrem
      @HurremDurrem 4 года назад +5

      (Shhh let Zeus tell us more jokes)

  • @williamstdog9
    @williamstdog9 4 года назад +6

    I'm Canadian and British humour (older style) was never my bag. But I don't know WHAT it is about this guy but every time I've heard his comedy for like 5 yrs or so I'm like snorting laughing my guts out! I love his humour!! :-) It's clean, it's pure and yet hilarious... and he doesn't need to use the word "Mother-F-----R ever other word!

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam9045 4 года назад +19

    I love how his hair bounces when he laughs

  • @RelaxingWalks
    @RelaxingWalks 4 года назад +8

    ''I'll get you in the tunnel''. So true. 😆

  • @cynthiaedwards3128
    @cynthiaedwards3128 4 года назад +71

    This guy's deserves every dollar/pound whatever he makes. I step over.. to start, I look both ways like I am crossing the street but no sound effects.

  • @idaliakulik
    @idaliakulik 4 года назад +56

    Michael has successfully managed to fit in a bit of comedy in between his gym sessions.

  • @triggerfish9967
    @triggerfish9967 4 года назад +152

    I'm convinced that this stand up show is just a cover up for him to exercise.

  • @MurderBong
    @MurderBong 4 года назад +727

    SPOTLIGHT GUY'S GETTING A WORKOUT TODAY.

  • @jmason7179
    @jmason7179 3 года назад +20

    Why is this so true I've never gone under or over the ropes. I follow the path like the good little britt I am.

  • @lindamolitor9884
    @lindamolitor9884 4 года назад +241

    He could actually be talking about women in our high heels.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 4 года назад +1

      As opposed to figuratively talking about them, you mean?

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 4 года назад +4

      he actually did that =) it's called when women get ready or smt like that

    • @kookiesensations4798
      @kookiesensations4798 4 года назад +7

      @@Mad9977 oh yeah and he's like it's erotic until you get to the point where the knees are and tights r hard to pull up? 😂😂

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 4 года назад +1

      @@kookiesensations4798 haha yes =D

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara 4 года назад

    A child memory ...... Italian humorists Ugo Tognazzi and Raimondo Vianello made a parody of documentaries on workers (documentaries were very popular at the 1950s). A woman interviewed (Vianello) shew she limped while walking, like she was skipping an obstacle. When her husband (Tognazzi) came home, he would limp too but putting his leg on the side. Then it became clear the woman learned to jump her husband's leg. I laughed so hard... Another time, another kind of humour, but stilll. Thank you Michael for bringing this gem to memory.

  • @izzyfedeli7214
    @izzyfedeli7214 4 года назад +18

    His laugh is adorable I love him so much so adorable bless him

  • @lynettesmith1893
    @lynettesmith1893 3 года назад +13

    American comedians should watch this man & learn how to be hilarious without being crude rude & boring, just plain great humor & no smut.

    • @OperaJH
      @OperaJH 3 года назад

      You said it! I can’t stand any of the so called talented ones here!

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 года назад

      Americans aren't smart enough to understand and appreciate the depth and philosophy of British humour

  • @jemmaj8113
    @jemmaj8113 4 года назад +83

    Him: don’t laugh
    Me: but you’re a comedian

    • @phillipecook3227
      @phillipecook3227 4 года назад +4

      " They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian ..... they're not laughing now" Bob Monkhouse.

  • @134552Adnan
    @134552Adnan 4 года назад +47

    Running heel first is unnatural. That's how everyone gets injuries!

  • @lizm3276
    @lizm3276 4 года назад +9

    Michael: walks
    Audience: 😂👏
    Awesome!

  • @lewisdabeast6143
    @lewisdabeast6143 3 года назад +21

    Michael’s run looks like he is recreating a gorgeous gazelle

  • @Rawtec
    @Rawtec 4 года назад +42

    Another Michael McIntyre video, thanks for making my day so much better :-)

  • @Stevie6636
    @Stevie6636 2 года назад +2

    Born in Scotland live in Australia. You my friend are a bloody legend waiting to take off. Cheers for the good times..🍃🥴🍃

  • @helloimarabbit4083
    @helloimarabbit4083 4 года назад +31

    One of the best physical comedians I've ever seen!

  • @NSResponder
    @NSResponder 3 года назад +5

    Funniest bit on walking since Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.

  • @gracegadsby2377
    @gracegadsby2377 4 года назад +15

    One of my favourite comedians and this just moved him up a spot

  • @xl51956
    @xl51956 Месяц назад +2

    The very best comedian's can often laugh at themselves 😂😂😂

  • @brisbanefisho
    @brisbanefisho 4 года назад +107

    This guy is the meaning of “Comedy Genius”

    • @roseamalee1464
      @roseamalee1464 4 года назад +2

      💯

    • @nasa1985
      @nasa1985 4 года назад +1

      HW. The entire performance is him telling the people a highly exaggerated version of our everyday lives. It really doesn’t take much to get an audience into laugher with such relatable topics... we all have experienced one or more of these things in our lives and 99% of the time we all have the same thoughts and actions to deal with them. The laughter is purely down to the exaggerated story and the relatability to that story. We’ve all made others laugh with our own relatable moments in life. It really is the easiest type of comedy that there is! A comedian who actually creates a show based on genuine jokes and fictional stories is the true genius.

    • @roseamalee1464
      @roseamalee1464 4 года назад +2

      @@nasa1985 it's called comedy for those that actually have a sense of humour clearly u have none I agree with hw!! You must be a hater 😠😡

    • @brisbanefisho
      @brisbanefisho 4 года назад

      NASA 1 you sound like the life of the party 🙄

    • @nasa1985
      @nasa1985 4 года назад

      Amalee Lewis. My sense of humour is functioning perfectly.... and I never said that I didn’t laugh at his performance. I just find the use of comedy genius to be wildly exaggerated when deciding his ability with comedy.

  • @tuppy
    @tuppy 2 года назад +3

    'Why is that man's legs on upside down' bahahahahahahaha

  • @kateneilson12
    @kateneilson12 3 года назад +182

    I honestly love him, makes me smile and all warm inside every time. Never liked comedy before him. I'm very disabled bedbound so I'll ever get to see him live, but I thank him for being so bloody wonderful! Funny guy!

    • @acrobaticcripple8176
      @acrobaticcripple8176 3 года назад +2

      Couldn't agree more. A truly unique genius!

    • @ExploreDerbyshire
      @ExploreDerbyshire 2 года назад +6

      Hope you can get to see him live one day
      Miracles can happen ❤️

    • @darrengoodwin9819
      @darrengoodwin9819 5 месяцев назад

      U have no idea wat comedy is then...

  • @Anastasia-hu3me
    @Anastasia-hu3me 4 года назад +7

    I love reading all of the comments!! I laughed so hard!! I literally had to tell everyone I knew how funny this man is!!

  • @FiberFiddle
    @FiberFiddle 3 года назад +1

    There isn't one single dislike showing up on this video with 2.6 million views.... I think that sums up the show.

  • @thevergemusic9582
    @thevergemusic9582 4 года назад +62

    These videos have gotten me through quarantine!!

  • @legowelt0809
    @legowelt0809 8 дней назад +1

    So happy I found this gem! Michael is so funny. Havnt laughed this much in a while!

  • @smiley6080
    @smiley6080 4 года назад +53

    As a Norwegian, we walk the zigzag. Because we just don’t feel the need to hurdle the rope and stuff like that. We are just to socially awkward for that kind of thing. Plus personally I am clumsy so I would never attempt that

    • @rijulachakraborty8581
      @rijulachakraborty8581 4 года назад +2

      Yes exactly!!

    • @mlapointej
      @mlapointej 4 года назад +4

      I'm Canadian, we walk around the whole things, just skip the ropes if no one is there

    • @missp5152
      @missp5152 4 года назад +7

      I'm Irish. l used to bob under them + encourage anyone around me to follow 🤣 ⛷️ (Can't even bend ze knees nowadays 🤭)

    • @tarkatheotter6977
      @tarkatheotter6977 3 года назад +2

      @@missp5152 see I’d duck under too if I see someone else do it. I’m easily led and would hope the first one would be the one to get glared at😅

  • @lynettemassey9033
    @lynettemassey9033 3 года назад

    I’ve known people who’ve had surgery for this issue. To be able to add this to his show demonstrates his good side. What a fantastic entertainer.

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 4 года назад +7

    The airport bit is so funny 😂😂

  • @johokeen1
    @johokeen1 Год назад +2

    I really want Michael to be invited to take part in Strictly Come Dancing 😂😮😂
    He has got the groove already and would be such a joy to judge🤩🌟🤩🌟! 😂😂😂

  • @channelzero2252
    @channelzero2252 4 года назад +53

    I've seen this before - In fact, I watched the bit about the airport just about two weeks ago - But this is one comedy routine I'm happy to watch multiple times. It is very enjoyable. :)

  • @ashleycollins1325
    @ashleycollins1325 4 года назад +5

    When he started trying to run heels first I lost it! I snort-laughed so hard my 4 year old came in to check on me haha

  • @sweetboo1022
    @sweetboo1022 4 года назад +51

    As an American, I can attest, I always hurdle the ropes.

  • @moseygosey
    @moseygosey 4 года назад +7

    5:00 he walks like angry Tom and Jerry XD

  • @cyberjack
    @cyberjack 4 года назад +182

    He possibly the campest straight man ever lol

  • @tammykuchta5409
    @tammykuchta5409 4 года назад +55

    This is sooo hilarious!!! I LOVED the zig zag rope bit. He ought to include Canadians. We’re a lot like British people with the exception of when the American is passing in front, we’d say “Oops, sorry”. lol Michael is my new favourite to watch!!! Omg my stomach hurts!! 🤣🤣😂😂😀😊🥰🤗❤️🇨🇦

    • @elizabethwalker7864
      @elizabethwalker7864 Год назад +2

      Although Australians are somewhat unconventional they still follow the ropes, but do not queue, just stand around . They still know the order though ❤

  • @jemmaj2919
    @jemmaj2919 4 года назад +38

    If only he realises 2020 will be the year of the rope system 😂

  • @emily.letsendbslintheuk554
    @emily.letsendbslintheuk554 Год назад +4

    No matter how often I see this clip, I still laugh 🤣💖🤣

  • @badninja1971
    @badninja1971 4 года назад +28

    Body builders are all going to start walking like him now. 😂

  • @elisaazzopardi6511
    @elisaazzopardi6511 4 года назад +5

    The camera man is getting a workout just trying to follow him around 🤣😂

  • @izzyfedeli7214
    @izzyfedeli7214 4 года назад +6

    He looks like a gazelle when he runs 😂😂😂

  • @James.576
    @James.576 3 года назад +1

    Hes straight prancing when he runs😆
    And he walks like a cartoon character.