The Worst Day Of Substitute Teaching. Brent Terhune
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- The worst day of substitute teaching according to Brent Terhune is the day you have to read the ending of Charolette's Web. Whether you're a fan of reading to children, or just a fan of children who can't say the letter R this clip from Brent Terhune's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish! Watch " Crooked Ginger" by Brent Terhune only at www.drybarcomed...
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" I needed to make $75 today... ". I felt that! 😆😆😆😆😟
Love you, Brent! You made the last few years tolerable and for that, I thank you!
My 3rd Grade Teacher was Mrs. Fulkerson. First day of class? The little boy sitting next to me said, "But we call her Mrs. F---erson."
Lovely. I was 8, 3rd grade, 1968.
She was awesome. Every Friday at 2:30, she would write some words on the blackboard (yes, with chalk), behind the pull-down map, dictionaries on all desks. First one to raise their hand when we found the word and read the definition out loud got a candy.
Guess who got the most candies? She produced a well-educated grammarian out of it.
Thank God for great teachers!!
My fourth grade math teacher Mr. Anderson spent alot of time with me when I had a hard time with my multipications. About three years after graduating high school I was at a coworker's house hanging out in the front yard and I looked next door and I saw Mr. Anderson. I walked over to him and introduced myself and thanked him for his dedication in helping me with my math.
P.S. Major Old Lady aka, Mom
I too was 8 and in 3rd grade in 1968! Don't worry I won't tell anyone your age. Your age is secret with me. 🤐🧓
That was about the time that I learned that not all of my peers were created equal. When it came time to do reading and math, they took about five of us upstairs to be with other kids who were reading novels and doing book reports while the kids left in my homeroom class read stuff like 'Hop on Pop' and got out their coloring books. (Third grade, 1968, Mrs. Harkness, Eugene Field Elementary School, Wheeling, Illinois.)
I’m currently a substitute teacher, I feel this! It’s a tough job but so worth it (even on the tough days).
Salute to you and all the sub teachers around the World.
Am a Certified Home School Instructor for my State.
I and so many others STAND UP FOR YOU ALL! Both the teachers, the subs, the staff AND the safety for our kids.
My youngest is a Soldier on Active Duty, and I worry and pray for all of them, too. Living in the Barracks, eating in the mess halls... taking off their masks to eat "that" that is supposed to pass for proper nutrition...
My heart understands far more than you will ever know, and it rips my heart out.
Stand strong, for proper PPE and safety in the classrooms, both for you and the kids!!
Stay safe, to you and yours, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle and around the World!!
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘, ALWAYS!
YOU GO, GIRL... RED!!! We need you all so much. Certified home school Instructor when my son was in 4th grade. Couldn't take the B.U.L.L.O.G.N.A that they were teaching my son in one of the wealthiest School Districts in Washington State.
Licensed Cosmetologist at age 20, Salon Owner at 24, Paralegal at 28 (now over 30 years), Certified Home School Instructor just after Y2K. My son was 8. He is now 25, and a Soldier on Active Duty.
One of the best things that has ever happened to me, aside from meeting My Lord, educationally speaking?
Gregg Reference Manual and Worksheets. SABIN.
Google it, and get the latest edition. It will change your life, to wit:
What's the difference between a split doublet and a split infinitive?
How to correctly punctuate a compound sentence joined by a coordinating versus a subordinating conjunction?
Confusing Words? Meantime versus mean time, everyday and every-day occurrence (a compound adjective preceding a noun), the 29 uses of a COMMA and the 9 most common, the difference between further and farther in written context, what an introductory clause is and the required punctuation, a parenthetical expression... and the list goes on.
Hope this helps, sweetheart.
Rock on. The kids are not just missing socialization skills and their friends these daZe, right?
They are being set back one full year of academia. That breaks my heart.
Imagine being a parent with a HS education, trying to figure out technology and how to put food on the table, not having a place to live and potential eviction... and trying to teach HS Trig, Calc, Geometry, A&P to their children... ???
God have mercy on all hundreds of millions of them...
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Reply back if you want, but I would highly encourage any and all to get a copy of The Gregg Reference Manual and Worksheets.
It changed my academic and professional life.
Last time I worked as a Paralegal in DT Seattle, I billed my time at $200. Not bragging, but that's how much education is so important, now more than ever before in our Nation's history.
Stay the course, sweetheart, and share about The Gregg Reference Manual and Worksheets with any any all colleagues, the School Board of Directors (BOD), etc., ok?
Same. Thankfully we're paid much better than $75/day in my district but I can actually say I don't do it strictly for the money. You can't. If you don't like kids, they couldn't pay you $750/day. Folks just don't get that.
@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 $75 is not enough $120 would be a lot better.
LOL 😁🤣🤣🤣 Brent Terhune is funny ! He had me Rollin' ! 👍🏻
As a teacher, I get to appreciate this even more 🤣 The Mr. T and "I pity the fool who don't know their times tables" had me 🤣🤣
The kryptonite should not be in the name! 🤣 Mr. T!
I laughed so hard at that one! 😂😂😂
Oh boy, that must have been tough finishing that book. But you are very funny and seem sweet. Going to look for a full stand up from you, I know you'll make me laugh a lot. Thank you Mista Tuwkey.😁
I had a teacher in elementary school and his name was Mr. Clapmire. In the morning when we all said good morning, we all said it at the same time, good morning Mr., and clap our hands then said mire. I'm sure it must have drove him crazy after awhile.
I bet 😅
That’s so cute though!
good thing his name wasnt Mr. Schitzenpants.
@@markmac2206 👍🤣 L.M.A.O.!
Hey! My favorite Hoosier comedian! I still have his business card. "Brent Terhune is the funniest man alive." - Everyone
When I was a sub there was a child who would call me Mrs. Ralph. 🤦♀️😅
My 1st gr. Teacher's name was Mrs. Raulph.... just imagine😂
My cats breath smells like cat food 😂
Gotta search for the full show. He is good
He has a youtube channel
@@FKP_1510 thanks. Already found it
Teacher of 7 years. LOVED this bit
I had a substitute teacher for a week that would give out hall passes from another school. 😂
He's GREAT!
After all,he's a Gerkey! 😃👏👏✨
"I needed to make $75 today!" I'm a sub. I totally get it, lol 😂.
This is before he took up running and made quarantine his baby
Lol, I've been subbing since September and this is so true.
Ya did a good job Mr. Tuckey!!! ;-)
Probably the same person who named hypopotomonstrosusquespedaliaphobia.
I can't believe that's a real thing.
Thanks for reaffirming my belief that psychologists are assholes.
Guessed it was a fear of long words before even looking it up. You know the people coming up with these terms are doing it intentionally!
@@buca117 They are
AND crazy too
I know
Been teaching some during my career
I know I've been there 🤣
Or the person who spelt Phonetic
Oh yes the fear of big words, how about Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (town in England, it is Welsh and translates to "St Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel near a Rapid Whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the Red Cave") I recently discovered I have a few ancestors from there lol.
COL (crying out loud)
Sophomore in HS? 1977.
Ms. Marta. She made us read Charlotte's Web, and compare/contrast with the story and selective genocide (WILBUR).
The Holocaust comparative.
Whoodathunkit?
I/we were ~17 years old.
Aka, TMI, right?
It certainly sounds like a tough homework assignment. She did her job well bc you still recall the material. That's pretty good.
His RUclips channel (Brent Terhune) is a comedy goldmine 🤣
My favourite video of his is the one about Lil Nas X's Montero video
Mr. T - 🤣
My friend is a substitute teacher. One kid walked up to him at the end of a day and said, "I like you and I like hit dogs so I'll call you Mr. Hot Dog." He never should have told us because we tease him about it all the time.
I pity the fool!
Funny guy.
I'm from Mass we don't say our R's either. Its not carrr it's cah. Its not cod it's cahd. Its not lobster it's lobstah. Its not Boston it's Baaaston.
That's some pig 🤘
I once replaced the teacher for 5th grade children just for one period, no one said a single word to me, I just looked at them and swing my head whenever someone wanted to do so
My daughter broke stuff after Charlotte's Web
Nice
Brent has a great RUclips channel if you want to see some great mockery.
Too funny
MrT !!!
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First like. That’s insane! Like substitute teaching. 😝
Not even the tip of the iceburg, my friend...
The full sketch link isn't working. Getting 404 error and nothing comes up with his name on the Dry Bar website.
Have you checked his youtube channel?
@@e.b.1728 Not on there and Dry Bar still doesn't have it up on their website.
As a long term sub. I got stuck with the ending of "Where the Red Fern Grows". That was not a good time with dramatic 3rd graders.
Mmmm....turkey 😋
Ummm first? Lol I don't see any comments 😂
Hi
4X4=16, not 13
Seems your dream job is mouth related.
🥰🥰🥰❤️to subs everywhere!❤️🥰🥰
Good stuff, but the "I know, I was there" line is uncomfortably close to the almost identical phrase Mike Birbiglia coined quite a while ago.
he says i was a substitute teacher for a day and the fake crowd laughs. they edit in laughs into every dry bar comedians video. the bar is set very low here on the dry bar youtube channel. literally thats all he says and you hear the fake crowd laughing.
Guess you've never been or had a substitute teacher...😐