The 2 Johnnies 'St Patrick Drove A Honda Civic' (Official Video)
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- Опубликовано: 12 мар 2024
- The 2 Johnnies 'St Patrick Drove A Honda Civic' (Official Video)
If you're Irish, wish you were Irish, love Honda Civics, hate snakes and a big fan of St. Patrick you're going to absolutely love this one!
'St. Patrick Drove A Honda Civic' is the lesser known story of St. Patrick's savage set of wheels and his love of chicken fillet rolls, both of which played a monumental part during his battle with the snakes.
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Lyrics:
St. Patrick came to Ireland in the 5th century.
He went for a stroll, had a chicken roll on O'Connell Street.
He rounded up all the snakes, from Belfast, Cork & Kerry,
Drove them down to Rosslare town, and put them on a P&O Ferry.
The father, the son, and the holy ghost, but there’s one thing he loved most….
St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down
And coming into Westport said, There’s some snakes round this town.
He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it.
He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue civic.
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
Het met the brown bull of Coolie, and hurled a match with Cú Chulainn.
He invented the snack box, And thought the drums to Larry Mullan.
St. Patrick had a cousin in New York, he was a block layer,
Pa went on, a J Wan and taught them all a few prayers.
He invented jiving, had a John deer.
Did the first cut of silage and went on the beer.
St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down
And coming into Westport said, There’s some snakes round this town.
He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it.
He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue civic.
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
She was 1.4, had 3 doors. (Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
She had 18 inch wheels and no NCT (Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
She had 3 and a half a million miles on the clock (Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
And he lowered the bollix out them shocks. (Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
Those snakes He didn’t catch them all, there’s still a few above in the Dail.
St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down
And coming into Westport said, There’s some snakes round this town.
He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it.
He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue civic.
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
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Didn't know he invented the snack box. What a ledge 😂
I bet U he ate plenty of the snack boxes the green bollocks 😊.
Thanks for the history lesson! Up Tipp! Up ridin'! 🇮🇪 in Brisbane!
Up Brissie
Fast 11 the family finds out Paddy never died, he's been winning pink slips in Tokyo
😂😂
😅😅
Front wheel civic doing skids 😂😂
😅😅😅 St Patrick drove a paddywagon, only messin 👍 Its a hit, love it ❤🍀
VTEC has kicked in lads!
Can't stop playing this song ❤❤❤❤❤
Up the Premier County 🎉
Love all your songs including this one and I'm coming from galway to see your concert in limerick in september
The best Top Gear episode since Clarkson, May and Hammond left the BBC
Wa
Wtf
Only a few days old and it aged well in the Dail 😂😂
Their old Tipperary Videos were actually very good!
Legendary!
Keep it going lads, your show always cracks me up.
Love to see it lads ❤❤
Lads you really captured the essence of Richie kavanagh and seamus moore with this tune.
I knew the pope had a transit but never about this.
What a legend
I wonder who the snakes are in the dail 😂😂😂😉😉
Hayes nearly deserves the oscar for this one 😂
some commitment to his job
Brilliant
Brilliant 😮😮😮
Someone won’t get getting an invitation to the Dail soon anyway 😂
😂 had to be said
Those subtitles are killing me. 🤣They can't decide if he goes potty or if he goes party😂
Great stuff lads!
Sound out Fitzy
Im a tourguide and i am defo playing this on my bus tours
let us know how you get on
Good man paddy
Great stuff lads👍
1 less snake in the dail lads... baby steps, we'll get there , love the show boys , bang over da bar.
💀
They made it at my local truck fixin place
Paddy from Cork were some lege though 😂😂😊
Great song lads 🔵🟡
Class song lads irish music irish is the best in the world 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 i would love to go to your comcert but cant 😢
comedy gold The Two Johnnies keeping it real to be sure to be sure
Yes lads!!! great song and class video!! Smacks face hahahahahaha
man nearly had a heart attack 😂
I was scared for it but brillaint lol 😂well done 👏
Mighty tack this video lads fair play!
Deadly
Paddy is some double jobber😂😂
cash jobs
Great video has to be said 😂👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻
My name is James Kelly and I have been a member for 5 years
I LOVE it I am irish
I actually didnt know that much about st patrick but by god I know everything now😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
The best song ever❤
Great tune! Are the snakes in westport a reference to "The Viper"
YaaaAAAAA
🔥
GO PADDY GO
Much love for England
GO PADDY GO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Up the boys.
I am from mountra come down
🤣🤣🤣 Love it lads, and video is class. Up Tipp 💙💛
I'll see ye in september at the Gaelic Grounds
New national antum
I dont like tipperary but i like it a bit now cause i found out the two johnnies were from tip i like tip❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Go on the lads. There's my anthem for the weekend.
Sound out Colin
Best soong
Song
St paddy was Welsh 🏴
I thought paddy fong was st Patrick
He wasn't around for the filming of the music video
Whaup whaup
🎉
Ah jaysus
My uncle has 2 civic
😂😂😂😂❤
❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
St paddies 😵😵😵😵😵😵
Yup can't wait to see you is dublin
😂
Ah lads, video is brilliant!! 😂😂😂
tis some job in fairness
There were no civics in his day boy
shur God gave him a lend of one
@@The2Johnnies⚖️⚔️🎯 You now have CHRISTS Army watchin ye 24/7 👀
Laugh @ that & watch ur life crumble
A few Almerias tho those things were born with the big bang
@@martygolfer1986 🤣🤣🤣
Where do u live
Huppp Westport 😂😂
any snakes round the town?
@@The2JohnniesI’ve encountered a few 😂
There will only ever be one 'proper' snack-box, She had a name but just everyone called her 'snacks', oh feicing howling, children avert your ears! Oh the poor childers.
Adult stuff. All I can say is, returning from a 'three day wedding' I got the glare from my Mam and pushed towards the shower (no Mam no', not the hot water, you know I don't like it? cleanliness is overrated )'and stay in there until you can sit at the table with the rest of us! Sure I was bet, for some unknown reason I thought I should wear the suit again, the one with the top pocket ripped open and mud all along one side, yeah that one, pure class. We had visitors, so of course I wasn't making a holy show of myself and the family? I couldn't eat the fine food but my stomach was not just churning, there was something bad about to happen and I wasn't sure which end it was coming from?
My Uncle followed me out and just started breaking his hole laughing, I'm going 'it's easy for you to laugh, I'm dying here and he just said' you can go out with the boys but you must get up with the men! Between us only, how are you fixed for cash, I can sort you out? I reached in my pocket, about 30 Punts in coinage, ah sure I'm grand, unlike the guy I bet royally, you don't see me with black eyes.
He had Daughters, he actually said to me,' I wish you were my son' but he was a 'gentleman' if ever there was one, here is something I know about him, he was the landlord of the 'Rose and Crown' yes that East End Pub where the Krays held sway, he conducted himself honestly and sincerely, but the softest speaking gentleman might be a serious risk if he knows what's coming? Uncle John, a legend to us in the family, unknown outside it, exactly how he wanted it.
is that Chat GPT ?
Now I see why people called the Gardai when they thought a crime was happening. Handbag robberies with snake masks would do that 😂😂
Would the civic drink oil? She would if she got it.
whahup
Lack of shame well backed up by a lack of talent,🎉
Yeppp.
First
You give the country people an awful name. Junior B, chicken fillet roll, semen. 35 going on 11.
🙄🙄🙄chicken fillet roll 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Fruitcakes🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Bell end
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