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How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
Lemme calculate really quick
So:
- I have a discord server when someone is rping as greece
- Whenever I think of greece I think of byzantium
- Byzantium is Rome
- I am on discord for about 4 hours a day
- I view said server for maybe an hour
All of that = 1 hour per day minimum
I think about the Holy Roman Empire every day(not in a good way)
I think about the Ancient Greeks everyday, but when in Rome...
Probably the 3 times a day
I actually think about the Babylonia empire more than Rome I think about Babylon like 6 times a day
Every day
'The bad guy that actually wasn't a bad guy', was most def a certain Austrian with a funny mustache. The person that answered it got its comment removed.
Homie even wrote a sidenote on the screen next to it saying "I wonder what they typed..." Lol
i saw that too💀💀💀
Whatever his answer was, haters gonna hate. It could have been any guy from history. Remember that even chinese and mongolian people didn't just "come in to find out" at their neighbours villages. And we needed 4 crusades to stop that nonsense. And a lead poisoned assembly of brutes once ruled over Europe and northern Egypt. History is full with bad examples - for the other side.
He wasn’t that bad. I mean, he did kill Hitler.
@@davidsandrock7826 LMAO
1. If returning an artifact "home," who are you returning it to? The true descendents of those peoples or the current occupiers of the land? Who has ownership rights to an extinct civilization?
2. What is to become of those artifacts? Will they be charrished and maintained, or will they be sold to line the pockets of politicians and war lords? Do we get a say in what happens? What if they want to melt down the gold emblom that shows the location of the Arc of the Covenant in the map room?
3. Will the artifacts be better off sitting in a foreign museum and "leased" when there is political/social strife or all-out war?
The land itself; if possible, what remains of the people it would belong to. Every artifact has a homeland
12:35 And the students still celebrate this every year. With beer of course, massive amounts of beer.
About the black teeth, AKA teeth blackening, is a is a custom of certain oceanic, southest asian and american groups that found it as a sign of beauty. In Japan it is called Ohaguro (lit. Black Teeth) and is usually related to geishas.
IIRC, that showing teeth was unattractive in certain cultures.
It was also a custom for Japanese women to blacken their teeth after marrige.
Some trends are just weird, but some people dig it because it's a trend I guess
Yep. I believe some forms of it also offered some protection from decay. As one might expect from... Essentially lacquering your freaking teeth.
@@blackman5867they are. I mean foot binding used to be a thing in China till the last century
You know what's hilarious. When you see the Wolf to Dog comparisons, then look at Wild Cat to "House" Cat comparisons. And realize; A) we did canines dirty and B) cats literally haven't changed... like at all.
We also have changed ourselves to be fair
Switzerland has a navy despite being landlocked. They're patrolling their lake... or perhaps they're preppers for when the sea level rises. 😁
As for museums giving back stuff. There's no way we (the Dutch) will return the stern decoration of the Royal Charles. We stole that ship fair and square in the battle of the Medway.
Heh, couldn't have worked out better, the British burnt their own ships to avoid having them stolen.
The US have the only British Colours that weren't recaptured back, and I think there's at least one French Eagle in a Regimental Mess somewhere.
"Battle Booty" is one thing, but removal of items of cultural importance is another.
You could find the odd incident of items being saved and preserved, but most of it was robbery.
The Elgin Marbles are a typical example every aspect being shameful.
Sadly all our governments realise that if they give back one thing, then there's no reason not to give back everything else and we'll be left with Stone Henge and castles.
Switzerland won America's cup years ago. Which baffled me! Also, Von Trapp was a Commander in the Austrian-Hungary navy. Both countries are now land-locked. He was born in Zadar, Kingdom of Dalmatia, which was part of Austria-Hungary. Now in Croatia
@@jimgorycki4013 Yes the Habsburg Empire and Dual Monarchies had a reasonable Navy with a few Dreadnaughts. They were something to think about for Italy and France.
Then Hungary would have to give EVERYTHING back to Slovakia, which will never happen.
And in turn Turkey would have to give all of their stuff back to Eastern and Southern Europe
As much flack the british museum gets, they're probably responsible for many many many artifacts still existing today instead of being destroyed in unstable regions.
Thank you, finally someone who gets it!
Also museums can be a good way to educate people who need to learn about other countries' culture and appreciate the differences of societies around the world
@@blackman5867And a lot of museums in the West actually purchase these artifacts from the countries directly. That’s how museums in like, Dayton, Ohio have access to old Chinese stuff. The British Museum stealing artifacts is the exception, not the rule.
tbh the british museum argument can rly be done if ALL museums worldwide are just as stable and wouldnt crumble under constant warfare.
@@TheMbmdcrewyet most of British 'stolen' items are taken from wars with the french who found them before.
Also if something been lost to time, and you discovered. That country you found it in doesn't have an actual right to the artifact.
Blackened teeth were a sign of nobility or wealth, because they were able to afford sugar but weren’t aware of the effects it has on teeth. Adding black charcoal(?) to the teeth caught on as a fashion trend from this, and I believe it occurred in a few cultures.
So... it got me wondering... so, I HAD to look it up:
Mongolia does NOT, currently, have a Navy. However, their civilian Border Force operates on Buir Lake, part of the border with the PRC. In the event of war, the military has the authority to absorb a list of civilian agencies, including the Border Force.
Exactly! 👌
07:50
The best part of this is that, in _Mystery Inc.,_ Scooby is canonically descended from an ancient race of animal gods.
europeans did everything with mummies, they had unwrapping parties, ground them up to make fertilizer, paint like mummie brown, supplements like mumia, pigments for makeup etc.
1:20 Doesn't really matter what it originally said. Any answer would be extremely controversial and thus removed by either moderators or the commenter themselves. That is the joke.
I took it as a "history is written by the winners" joke.
@@The_One_In_Black Reddit mods are NOT winners.
The popularly-known plague doctor beak masks were used in the early modern period: 17th-century, not around the time of the 14th-century Black Death.
Nah, I saw one in Assassin's Creed (jk)
@@luodeligesi7238technically correct as they appear in the first Ezio game iirc
@@MilanDiestelhof-mb2kv Both II and Brotherhood
@@TamagoSenshi oh really? I haven't played brotherhood so I didn't know about that one
Mongolia doesn't have a navy and hasn't since the attempted invasion of Japan. This is misconstruing Mongolian lake ships used for border patrol and shipping as a "navy".
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14:00
1950s: Some day we will have flying cars, space cruisers, cure cancer, world peace.
2020s: Please don't drink bleach. No the Earth is not flat. Yes we did go to the moon.
2:47 he didnt eat cinnamon buns. He ate Semlor and they were nothing like cinnamon buns at the time.
And that was just the end of a large full dinner and he didnt actually died of the food, but by a stroke that would come no matter if he was eating or not.
5:00 - regarding Mongol Navy - they have lakes, not as big as "Great lakes", but big enough for ships.
Mongolia NEVER has a navy. Only their border guards have some boats. They have some tugboats. They have NO armed "ships" 😂
My dog is very wolf like. This is coming from someone who volunteered with wolves.
5:40 This also implies, that every battle has about equal amounth of fighters on either side.
I've come across the word mumia in some 19th century literature, so it was definitely a thing. Originally it was bitumen and was used for medicinal purposes. But at some point the word mumia got conflated with mummies and so it went an entirely different direction... D:
In japan during the middle ages bad teeth were a sign of being rich since you had the money for candy
The pointy mask is not from the Black Death period. It appeared centuries later
Pirates were actually vicious and torturous.
2:46 - slight correction here. Adolf Frederick died after a heavy meal, most likely from a stroke. It is said that the last thing he ate was a (or perhaps then 14) Swedish "semla", a kind of pastry with cream and hot milk. He is therefore sometimes known as "the king who ate himself to death". The historical facts around this however has been disputed.
There was a town in the Middle Ages who decided to isolate themselves once the plague hit them. Nobody in or out. In gratitude surrounding villages would drop off food and supplies in a designated spot .
3:16 Those two cars are definitely NOT from 1895❗
They look more like mid-to-late 1930s to me.
4:56 Mongolia does not actually have a Navy. Apparently they have a Naval Jack (flag). But the only vessels that could possibly fly that jack are patrol boats used by the border guards.
11:18 I think you're confusing Germanic and German here. Because the Gothic architecture is much younger than that sculpture.
Also, I'm pretty sure the meme is referring to how the Romans depicted the Germanic as this sinister, threatening brute; while the Germanics show him as just a regular dude.
11:37 In both cases, it would be interesting to hear how the quotes continue.
"I never said any of that shit." - Confucius
Does the Swiss have a navy?
Does Switzerland have a navy? - Quora
Switzerland has a merchant navy which was started in WW2.
11:25 Maybe it's one of those 'two things can be true at the same time' situations.
Especially if one rises high enough you shouldn't trust either the guy that just cannot shut up (will reveal secrets) or the guy who never says what he thinks (possible plotter). Yes-men are also in the second category.
No, museums should not give artifacts back, some artifacts were stolen, a lot were sold to the British, and if it wasn't in the museums, we would probably never have heard of it since it would've been broken up and sold as scrap in Africa somewhere (I've seen Africans do this with bronze statues)
My dog is a Staffie. I'd say that's cooler than a wolf
8:02 Actually, mumia was a 17th century thing, and it wasn’t a foodstuff consumed for pleasure, it was considered medicine for internal bleeding.
I'm sure Mongolia has some waterways they can put a few armed boats on. At least the Austro-Hungarian Empire had a couple of ports and could field an actual ocean going navy, even if it was tiny and was very easy to keep bottled up when WW1 rolled around.
The mongolian navy is literally some fishing ships on a lake.
Well, i didn't start impaling people in my 30-s
😂
the joke about the bad guy who isnt a bad guy is that all comments have been removed for controversy :P
9:05 Where are the simps for the other fallen civs?
Nitpick of the day: The "first powered flight to moon landing" meme doesn't really describe how far we got in the 20th century well, as the two really don't have anything to do with eachother other than tech components used by both developing rapidly (much thanks to WWII and the Cold War), and off course the fact that they can transport people off the ground.
🙃
11:56,
Never trust a friend that is silent, because they are either not being honest open with you, may even be plotting against you
Never trust a friend who speaks
I would assume speaks bad about their other friends because that means they speak bad about you
The obelisks taken from Egypt. Stuff in Egypt just lasts longer because of the dry air and heat, but even then they seem to think they can do a better job. Egypt even has a new museum that can house all the shit everybody stole to better take care of them, but no.
They just don't want to lose revenue and cling onto their past glory.
Firstly, Egypt themselves tried to destroy many of the artifacts and structures such as pyramids.
Secondly. You do realise that if an accident occurred over seas or in the skies the artifacts can get destroyed therefore rendering transfers of artifacts extremely risky. Also stolen from who? Are you an ancient Egyptian or of the modern Egyptian stock who can from Arabia? Greece has a better claim to the ancient Egyptian artifacts than modern Egyptians as it was Greeks who ruled
We're also forgetting about the fact that many of the artifacts are gifted, stolen from another party first and taken as war trophies and or straight out bought.
@@-._A2._- the royal family did their own thing most of the time, the Greco-Romans just demanded tribute
Museums/couzntries shouldn't give back artefacts in most of the cases. While it is true that in hindsight these things would count as stolen, i rather have them honored in a museum where they are actually cared for than a third world country where those things just magically vanish from one day to the other. If it was actually save to bring them back to their origin countries i'd be all for it but sadly 90% of the stuff ends up in some private collection where it rots away never to be seen again.
In Heian period Japan, blackening teeth was a thing.
Hey, Mr. Terry! This video did show up on my home page in the very first row of videos. Maybe it's fixing itself.
4:54 Nah it's purely a rumor. Mongolia NEVER has a navy. Their border guards have some motorboats, and that's it. 😂
2:50 no he (supposedly) died from eating "semla" which is a bun with whipped cream almond paste and a bun-lid on top
It was just the end of a larger dinner, and he did not die of the food, but had a stroke, that would have come no matter when it what he ate or not.
Mongolia's navy cosist of a tugboat that ferries people across a lake
5:02
The Kingdom of Poland (1815-1864) had a navy. It was called the Vistula Fleet and it was a river-based minor fleet. Maybe that's the case with Mongolia?
Mongolia NEVER has a navy. Their border guards have some motorboats, and that's it. 😉
1:20 ima bet it was certain austrian painter
Ahahahaha the Germanic sculpture xD
Ah Mumia. Importing from Egypt because they ate all the mummified corspes in Europe. Thansk for the video.
Blackened teeth were part of Imperial Court life in Kyoto(Heian-Cho).
The best and strongest architecture style = Brutalism!
If I know the internet, the removed comment was probably Mustache Man
1:07 I believe it was a Hitler joke
great video
5:26
Solid yes, but keep a record somewhere
you are indeed a history elder!🤣❤️
11:56 they are both incomplete. The missing context shows they are about two different circumstances.
Blackening teeth, known as お歯黒 (ohaguro, literally teeth black), was indeed a thing in medieval Japan, because of course it was, why wouldn't it be?
I am the right one Mr Terry. Definitely not the modern version man. But I am skinny lol
4:45 ...todays Mongolian Navy has 3 river-tugboats - one even in working condition - and 7 sailors - of which 3 can swim...! 😉
...and proud that they never lost a battle agains their colleagues from the US-Navy...! 😉
7:55 ...mumia means tar or asphalt - which in fact is antiseptic - good for treating skin-injuries or preserving mummies...BUT NOT FOR EATING...! 😝
"A bad guy in history who wasn't a bad guy." - King John, Richard III, Benedict Arnold, Robert E. Lee, etc...
Franco of Spain, maybe
Arnold got some bad beats, but that's no excuse. Lee is the single biggest reason for most of the loss of life in the Civil War, and he fought for an evil cause. Bad enough.
@@jdotoz Lee’s also the reason the war ended, rather than dragged on.
@@joshuawells835 He dragged it on for four years first. No points.
@@jdotoz And didn’t drag it on another 4. Furthermore, he then chose to lead the sons of the South in that peace.
for the record for a brief period we DID worship scooby doo...soo....no problem seen here
So, that banana was supposed to be a joke, the dude tried to show how ridiculous modern art is and taped banana to a wall. And "art critics" went absolutely nuts over it with praise. He wasn't even a part on the exhibit, just walked in and stuck it to a random wall.
i think the lesson from the eastern versus wetern philospophy is...never trust an absolute
Can you do the history of Lego?
The bad guy who isn't a bad guy is Esteban julio ricardo montoya dela rosa ramirez
6:43 What's even great about Art of War is saying, about the greatest victory: victory without fighting. We have even in Russian culture similar saying (probably other cultures also have something similarl): Bad peace is better than great (or good, you can use both of these words) war. Худой мир лучше хорошей войны.
That's also why I don't buy into putting tactically gifted generals on a pedestal. Greatness in war has nothing to do with beating the odds, it's about shaping the odds to favor you.
@MrTerry Mongolian armed forces has a tugboat on mongolias largest lake.
yes museums should give artifacts back, the only reason those random things have meaning is because people make it so, and therfore they should be where people assign the most meaning to them, icnreasing the joy an otherwise pointless pice of rusted metal can bring.
8:40 forgot russia ☹️
(i am not genuinely upset, It's just my main history interest and it's funny that it's not mentioned)
Last time when German stop doing arts. Poland was fallen.
Watch the show blue eye samurai
Someone probably typed Hitler and was removed 💀
A lot of the debate over the artifacts and pyramids and such are recency bias. We've seen quite often that sometimes cultures care less about their own history and artifacts than others (see: ISIS destroying priceless artifacts in Palmyra). Additionally, it's kinder to put them in a museum than the fate other conquest can leave them to. The Pyramids had a smooth, angular limestone exterior stonework when they were built. During Islamic conquest these outer stones were all stripped off and used to construct mosques and defensive walls.
Potato Europe 100%
i am not a WWII sims just a Tank simp
But did we fake the moon landing tho 💀🙏
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I feel like there might be more "good guys" in history that were actually bad.
I would say, if a country asks for their items back from a museum. Then, the museum should be obligated to return the item.
If an artifact was actually in possession of the people of a country, and it was unfairly taken from them then it should be given back without request.
If it was found while being occupied that’s debatable. If someone representing the people gave them up then it’s fair game.
I would say it also matters if it would be taken care of and such. Or if it'll just immediately go into someone's private collection never to be seen again. Or even destroyed due to he country being violently unstable
Please don’t tell the Germans to stop doing art. They get a little radical
Belgian Oxford riot
if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight, sun tzu said that, and i think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal becouse he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him in the ring of hornor
i will run away like a cowerd, get followers and run away like a coward again so my enemies will give up, i will win without a fight that's the art of war
of couse you wouldn't like the art of war meme, it is literally saying listen to what the obiwan said revenge of the sith
I plan on creating a Club about German history and traditions may you give me some tips
Bad guy from history that wasnt a bad guy
iven the terrible
mongolia does indeed have a one boat navy with 7 crew member where only 1 can swim
1:25 Hitler
They should not if said country is warzone
More memes [Executes desk]
Yes museum should return stolen artifacts, why cant they just keep their own regional artifacts.
(Because winner like to erase the history of the losers, might make them have ideas)
9:00 no: zulu, cartharage, Mongolian, Aztec, myan, inca, nubia, egypt, Mali, Ottoman, Sumerian, greek, Simps?
Smh
The whole blackening of teeth was a real thing. It was a fashion thing going to make women for desirable
NOOO dont tell the germans to stop doing art, bad thingshappen when they stop doing art...you know better mr terry
His comet got removed so it could be funny mustache man who was the failed Austrian painter and fought in world war I🤣🤣 I could be wrong don't quote me on that but if I had to guess if his comment got removed I hate to say it they're probably talking about Hitler or George Washington😂 can I say Washington because you know today's modern population can't stand him because he owned slaves I can overlook that I'm still disappointed in that but he did found this nation and he actually did a lot for it. It may not seem like it but if you truly think about it Washington did a lot for America and he didn't have to sofa that I could never look at Washington as a bad person plus I am a southerner and I know I got a Confederate flag is my profile picture but that still doesn't mean I don't look up to Washington Washington is a southerner I look up to Andrew Jackson he was also a southerner he was a southerner who was not for to session but I still look up to him I can put the political belief aside and what they believed Aside an I can actually think about the good things they did for this country I know humans are flawd so it's really not shocking to me or at least in my mind I know humans are not perfect so I know they're going to do bad things. Lol but I seriously think he was talking about mustache man
History simps are so weird
Nobody saw an astronaut fly to the moon and back! Poppycock!
How is it that there have been zero reported human casualties in "space"????? How often does the first attempt at voyage or expedition of a faraway land go successfully?! SUS ! 🧐
Nobody saw it, as in nobody followed them within visual range all the way? That's correct, but it doesn't matter.
At least two radio telescopes tracked the first mission all the way and back, and more were built in time to track the later missions.
There's plenty of recorded accidents, including deaths. Like with aircraft, the most dangerous times are when you're transitioning from the ground to the air and back, with another transition in and out of the atmosphere for space travel.
@@jimb9063 Zero recorded deaths in the exosphere or beyond.
@@d.c.8828 You said zero casualties before, now you've changed it to deaths, not the same thing.
As I explained, the most dangerous part is the transition. Deaths have occurred either on or near the ground, and transitioning in and out of the atmosphere.
When they're actually in space it's the safest part of the flight.
@@jimb9063 Yes, and that doesn't make any sense. How is it possible for humans to fully grasp how to survive in "space" before ever getting there?