@@TheOneTycoo true, but each lie is supposed to increase growth. Maybe the lie is that it needs to be "his" soul. Perhaps he just needs a soul in general
“Do I look like a real boy, Papa?” Is the one line that keeps me coming back to watch this video over and over. It is perfectly executed. Just like Geppetto.
=IT'S A REMAKE,IT LACKS A PLOT,JUST AN ACTION WITH NO EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL GOING ON ........WHY IT WAS JUST SO DIFFICULT TO REPEAT SUCH A SHORT SPEECH???IT WAS MAKING IMPORTANCE ABOUT NECESSARY EVIL,WHEN IN REMAKE THIS ONE IS JUST MONSTER ON RAMPAGE
Don't see the need for Geppetto to be urgent. For someone who cannot wait any longer to become flesh and bone, Pinocchio sure takes his sweet fucking time eating him.
Perhaps we can say that he thought consuming his soul was the truth. Not that it was a lie either since it is a baseless claim that neither party could prove to be false until the deed was done.
Notice how Pinocchio's nose grew when he said he couldn't wait any longer, indicating a lie, but it didn't when he said he had to eat his father to become a real boy, indicating truth.
@@mr.tidepod9040 Pretty sure it doesn't stop getting longer after just one lie. And plus apparently in the og pinocchio book eating flesh would have allowed him to become a real boy (I heard this from the comments so I don't know that actual plot of og pinocchio so I don't know if he ended up eating anyone).
The thing that amazes me is that he isn't screaming hell. He's just saying "Oh god where is a box of matches when I need it?" Wow why is there a comment war over here
He can't scream he's too old. he's probably in his 50 or 60 and at that age you can't like scream too loud for help in danger like this. because you'll get like a heart attack or something
I just realized... His nose got longer because he actually can wait longer. In fact, he doesn't need to become a real boy at all... Meaning that even Pinocchio knows his actions are completely unnecessary... And that he is consuming a human being just because he wants to.
@@vxqce2098 not a gacha, it's just stolen fanart of Kanna Kamui... But now that I think about it a gacha would be a better option since then I wouldn't have something stolen, idk too lazy to change it for now
"The local elementary school dissapeared 3 weeks ago briefly before reappearing the students and staff have reported that when they are alone in some of the less used hallways they hear whispering this whispering is mostly incoherent but some have reported hearing "Become one with me" and "I must consume" and to further this fire many class pets have gone missing recently along with many of the meat products in the freezer so far the school board hasn't released a statement there are many theories but none have been confirmed or denied one things for sure something is up Doug Allen signing off."
Pinocchio is actually pretty nice here. He explained why he needed to eat him and gave him some time to say his monologue before eating him. He even waited until after the video was over so no one else would have to witness it.
Everyone's talking about how his nose grown when he said he could wait, but we arent talking about his nose didnt grow when he said he required his soul to become real
@@riddlerthediddler4392 "wasn´t very concerned" what!? His dad begged for his life like for real, how can you say he wasn´r concerned for his own life LMAO.
It was a comic strip/book series. Pinocchio smashed the cricket with a hammer and was lynched, it was only changed to kid friendly due to editors pointing out it was selling but would sell more if it was kid friendly.
Jackson The plushie gamer wait I’m confused why would he WANT to wait longer?? Because his nose grew when he said I can not wait any longer which means he can???? 🤨
Well if he wanted to eat him anyway not necessarily, it probably would have just gotten quiet and after awhile he probably would have just grabbed him and the events would have just played out as they do.
No lie, that shit sounds fuckin awesome. A lovecraftian entity that is either just a star or a nebulous mass of stars (apart from Azathoth) in the outer voids of the multiverse that basically fogs about as if with no purpose or reason.
I remember a Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episode where a Pinnochio parody character tried to do something like this in an attempt to become a real boy.
Yes, at the part where in the original he tried to irritate Monstro the Whale's belly enough to make him spit them out, he instead uses the fire to try and cook Billy.
@@brentbottoms2876- Potentially, he seems to be a literal demon puppet though lmao. I think he'd know if he needed to eat his Papa, he could've waited longer though 😂.
Why would his nose grow after saying "I cant wait any longer?" How could it be a lie if he clearly was telling the truth judging by the fact that he ate him.
@Ordonity Big talk from the guy with a homer Simpson profile picture. I must've forgot that properly quoting a line from a ridiculous pinocchio parody on youtube was the pinnacle intelligence test. The amount of disgusting self importance radiating off of your cringy comment is as annoying as it is unnecessary. Was it a hard day at work? Did the boss yell at you today? Maybe the wife or husband got a bit pissy with you today and here you are throwing that piss back out into a random RUclips comment to make yourself feel better. It would be funny, if it wasnt so god damn obnoxious and sad. Then again, if a quote comment on a pinocchio parody can make you that hostile, maybe you just have bad days because of yourself.
@@cole5953 dude the video is right here, if you are just going to quote it without anything the least you can do is actually quote it fucking correctly. or are you too stupid for that?
Moochbag I see,well there are 4 things that I can tell you about this millennium: 1.Zombie games have become even cooler. 2.Old movies such as The Lion King have entered a state of becoming more life like. 3.Donald Trump is STILL our president. 4.Invader Zim’s movie has become the best thing since nicktoons.
@@alicetheforsaken8633 it...it sounds beautiful 😭, well apart from trump maybe 🤔....stay here with me Alive we can make our own cool zombies and worship zim as our rightful leader..... don't leave me with nightmare fuel Pinocchio, the LIES Alice! THE LIIIIIIEEEES!!!
@@SassyCassie89 Dear God,of course I will not leave you here! We shall be the gods of zombies. Zim will be our flish and boon(my funny way of saying flesh and bone)!We shall expose the LIES! And if all fails,we will abandoned the level of heck that was brought upon this acursed land!!!And don't worry,Zim shall come with us and we will ride into the sunset on gir's back. Tak and Dib will be our prisoners!!!!Together,we will destroy the nightmare Pinocchio!!!!
@What' Ev If Moochbag and I have no other plan to destroy the Pinocchio nightmare fuel menace, and our only choice is to get out,you shall be our general in leading us all out of the greatest of obstacles that the millennium beholds to us!!USE THE POWER OF ZIM!!!!!!
Boyz... be dirty mind and u will see the truth... the only thing the creator made.. was a hole made by flesh... you can think what u want... but he had to pay his sins with his own life. So ironic ♡♡
@@Dragiot in the book the story is supposed to be about teaching discipline but from like 1950 and Pinocchio gets burned, hanged, eaten and he also kills the grasshopper
The voice acting deserves more praise, it's underrated af
Do I look like a real boy papa
@@haz3_blaz344 yes you do Pinocchio, yes you do 😶
that's Meatcanyon for ya
I found you
@@SM-qv2om just face it he is everywhere, stop acting surprised
He lied about not being able to wait, but he didn’t lie about needing to consume papa’s soul.
Lol
He really needed to become a real boy.
Maybe he didn't need to but he didn't know that?
@@ashtheangel2207 Spoken like a true devil spawn.
Lol I took away your 699 mwuhahahahhaha
Instead of bending his elbows he just retracts them into his body
You do what you can with low budget.
I say it just makes him more creepy.
Hahahaha
@@animefan2454 "Papa"
box of matches when I need it
Came back to this legend after the remake
bro is that axel from Minecraft: Story Mode!
Same 😂
Same bro
Bro same
Which one though lmao
I like how he’s not screaming for help, his tone is like this is slightly surprising but not really
He's role playing his own suicide he built pinocchio to kill him I mean just look at him
Sounds like something from Rick and Morty
He knew it was coming eventually.
Some part of him knew what he was creating.
What's even funnier is that this comment has 666 likes...
I like how he lied about not being able to wait, which means he just wanted to eat him
That's why it's comedy gold
But did not lie about needing to consume him and his soul to do so
He can wait, he just didn't want to: that's demons for you, they're spoiled.
Robert Quibell I mean his nose was still extended when he said he needed to eat him lol
@@TheOneTycoo true, but each lie is supposed to increase growth. Maybe the lie is that it needs to be "his" soul. Perhaps he just needs a soul in general
Giuseppe doesn’t even sound too afraid, he sounds more like he’s being mildly inconvenienced
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@@iamsohot.4981 wtf why'd you send asmr in a meat canyon vid
Penochio’s demonism is no match for a being as powerful as *papa.*
Does that mean this has probably happened before?
Who is Giuseppe? Pinocchio's Italian Uncle?
I love how Gepetto just sounds inconvenienced instead of terrified by the fact that he’s about to be devoured.
no u dont
@@originalni_popisovacyes he does
Yeah, me too 😂😂😂😂 I think that's the joke
Y'all racist. Reported.
SPIDER MONKEY
Exists 13 seconds*
"I cannot wait any longer papa"
That's why his nose grew.
Hahahahaha
*LIAR*
777 likes...
He sounds like markaplier
I kind of want 5 more minutes of Gepeto pleading for his life.
💀💀💀 same
Don’t we all.
That's sick. I'm in!
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I red gepeto and was wondering who is that then I realized it's the guy who got eaten
I love how Pinocchio’s dad is just talking like he’s just accepted it
It was all part of the plan
Yes
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@@quelipereira531 u good?
I see we all came back to see part 1
Indeed
Yes
True
Of course
Of course
This one is entirely on Geppetto. If he didn't want to be eaten, he shouldn't have made a shark faced, towering golem with two rows of teeth.
Pretty sure the demon possessing him is responsible for those traits
@@kingkurok3149 The joke just flew pass you buddy
King Kurok woosh
Holy crap..ive never seen a joke get missed harder then this
How is this a joke? It's true.
*Pinocchio looks like he has witnessed perfection*
...
@@wisegamer3.052 do I look like a real boy papa?
Ramses Cooper NO
@@EconomyElkbut I can't wait any longer papa I must become flesh and bone
Underrated
I like how his elbows aren’t even bending they’re just retracting into his body.
*RETRACT DONG*
🤣
Good I’m not the only one that saw that 😂
I read eyebrows and was so confused, kept checking and couldn’t find it
They are symbols, fastest way to animate in flash
Who’s here after his new Pinocchio video?
Here before this comment blows up
I Just Watched It Twice Love Both
Me
me
Me
I like how all the disturbing characters have the most relaxing voices
its like they do that every day and dont care about it
25 cents
First Pinocchio, then Eddy, and now we’ve got Courage. Canyon sure likes to turn on the Kylo Ren influence, apparently.....
@@Friedtwizzler You can now add Papa John's orgasmic voice to it.
The crappy mic kind of ruins the voices but the acting is great
I got a Disney + ad while watching this.
PERFECTION.
Same
Same
**ad**
You better buy it before Pinocchio comes to get your soul
“Do I look like a real boy, Papa?” Is the one line that keeps me coming back to watch this video over and over. It is perfectly executed. Just like Geppetto.
RIGHT, throughout my day i find myself whispering “ Do i look like a real boy, Papa?” is something wrong with me? /:
Flesh and bone is what really keeps bouncing around in my head
Kakaa nah, it’s ok. The voices in my head don’t mind it when I perform.
the rip wabbit season is better audio than this video
Hold up
Just saw the sequel. Impressive improvement!
=IT'S A REMAKE,IT LACKS A PLOT,JUST AN ACTION WITH NO EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL GOING ON
........WHY IT WAS JUST SO DIFFICULT TO REPEAT SUCH A SHORT SPEECH???IT WAS MAKING IMPORTANCE ABOUT NECESSARY EVIL,WHEN IN REMAKE THIS ONE IS JUST MONSTER ON RAMPAGE
“ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵃⁿʸ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵖᵃᵖᵃ, ᴵ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵉᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶠˡᵉˢʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵒⁿᵉ”
How do you do that with your font?
Dear God Pinocchio what are you doing!
I cant. ......read
....tell us your damn secrets regarding this font!
@@austinblack1490 I must Consume your soul... to become... a real Boy...
For someone who's about to die, he's still somewhat surprisingly calm
Don't see the need for Geppetto to be urgent. For someone who cannot wait any longer to become flesh and bone, Pinocchio sure takes his sweet fucking time eating him.
@@olliegoria his nose grew when he said he couldn't wait any longer, so that was a lie.
Plot twist: he made it like this and secretly wanted to be eaten by it
Its not just death. His soul will be consumed by a demon in living puppet xD
Because he is expecting Jesus to save him... no such luck.
Pinocchio's mouth seems rather prepared for a Big Mac
He wanted that double wide surprise
*BIG MAC*
Nah no cap😭😭
And the price is only 25 cents.
Cmon take a couple dripppspspsppsss
This was more entertaining than the new live action on Disney+ I just watched
and less creepy than the new CGI Pinocchio
Truth.
New live action?
@@novacrimson7770 A live action came out last year. It’s on Disney+. It’s not very good.
His nose grows when he says he cannot wait any longer. But it doesn't grow when he says he needs to consume his soul to become flesh and bone.
🤭
🤭
Oh Boi
Perhaps we can say that he thought consuming his soul was the truth. Not that it was a lie either since it is a baseless claim that neither party could prove to be false until the deed was done.
@@mas8705 it’s what Pinocchio believes to be true not necessarily what is true
Good classic here
Only 8 likes wow
@@Minleytrash only 82 likes WOW
Ye
@@Minleytrash ONLY 265 LIKES WOW
closer to original story.
“Do i look like a real boy papa?”
Geppetto : YES
The End.
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the crisp in the voice when he said that is so mmmmmmm
@@iamsohot.4981 we aren't going onto the fact you want ppl to see burger ASMR?
I really want that as a ring tone or alarm 😭😭😭😭
“Why didn’t your nose grow, papa? It isn’t nice to lie...”
I love the reference in the newest one. Literally the first lines either pinnochio say are “do I look like a real boy papa?”
Clyde deathx
For some reason, this looks like it captures the soul of what the original book was trying to convey.
Yeah they even did the creepy uncanny Pinocchio right.
Xenoblade!!!!!
Exactly.
The original message was that wooden people try to eat skin people.
the big cheese Actually, it’s that children are hell-spawns.
"do I look like a real boy papa"
You will one day, my little wooden boy..one day..
I can not wait any longer papa
"I must become flesh...and bone.."
Dear *God* Pinocchio what are you doing
"I must consume your soul....to become...a real boy!"
*proceed to open the can of extra large nightmare fuel*
Ironically, this is closer to the actual Penochio's personality than portrayed in Disney!
Ikr
What does it have of ironical?
@@nicolasramirez5789 Because it's design is based on the Disney version.
@@Nyrufa oh, thanks, I didn't notice
Yeahhh, Disney’s Pinocchio and Beek’s Noddy both inspired Tezuka’s Astro Boy.
More relevant than ever in 2022 with all the Pinocchios we've had
he just posted a remake of this 2 days ago btw
When he whispered “dO I lOoK lIkE a ReAl bOy, pApa?” It sent me for some reason
Yea I found that hella funny for some reason. I guess I wasn’t expecting him to sound like that.
I can’t stop replaying that lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Новата карта е тъпо искате
Its scary lol
i think it was because his disgusting figure wasnt shown until he said that
Notice how Pinocchio's nose grew when he said he couldn't wait any longer, indicating a lie, but it didn't when he said he had to eat his father to become a real boy, indicating truth.
Or maybe cause his nose was already long.
@@mr.tidepod9040
Pretty sure it doesn't stop getting longer after just one lie. And plus apparently in the og pinocchio book eating flesh would have allowed him to become a real boy (I heard this from the comments so I don't know that actual plot of og pinocchio so I don't know if he ended up eating anyone).
Not necessarily! If his nose doesn't grow. It could mean it is the truth or what he believes it is the truth. You get me?
@@cormacb2326 Pretty sure if thats the case then the OG Pinnocchio was too kind to eat human.
It got longer you just coukdnt see it bc his nose was away frome the screen but you could hear it growing
ᴰᵒ ᴵ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵇᵒʸ ᵖᵃᵖᵃˀ
You will one day my little wooden boy. One day.
But I cannot wait any longer papa I must become flesh, and bone.
Dear God, Pinocchio what are you doing!?
I must consume your soul to become, a REAL boy.
Dear God, where's that fairy!?
You know why I came back here
The thing that amazes me is that he isn't screaming hell. He's just saying "Oh god where is a box of matches when I need it?"
Wow why is there a comment war over here
He can't scream he's too old. he's probably in his 50 or 60 and at that age you can't like scream too loud for help in danger like this. because you'll get like a heart attack or something
@@minecraftrage5271 What? Stop talking out your ass.
@@jordantyo7839 what??? What are you talking about?????🤔🤔🤔😕🤔😕😕😕🤔🙂😕🤣🌯🌮🌯🌯r u on drugs???
@@minecraftrage5271 bruh what😂
@@confusedkys6090yeah?!
The quiet delivery of Pinocchio's lines is why MeatCanyon is a top tier VA.
Family guy is whack
Same voice as edd
VA?
@@labonishamima4948 voice actor
Hi I love your new channel inkamation.
I think that's you seemed like it anyway.
I just realized... His nose got longer because he actually can wait longer. In fact, he doesn't need to become a real boy at all... Meaning that even Pinocchio knows his actions are completely unnecessary... And that he is consuming a human being just because he wants to.
No his nose did not grow when he said he needed to consume a soul to become a real boy.
Ashmole Productions no he lied when he says he can’t wait any longer.
@@Joru0906 Yes he lied about being able to wait longer but not about needing to consume a human soul.
@@ashmoleproductions5407 Nobody said it grew in that part
@@AngryEgg6942 Read OPs comment he says he just wanted to consume flesh.
Pov: it's 2022 and you just saw the updated version lmao
"but I cannot wait any longer papa" = Lie
"I must consume your soul, to become a real boy" = Truth
This subtle, but extremely terrifying
Git outta here gacha
@@vxqce2098 that's not a gacha pfp, and even if it was just s t o p _p l e a s e_
Madison Mendez no that’s gacha
@@vxqce2098 not a gacha, it's just stolen fanart of Kanna Kamui...
But now that I think about it a gacha would be a better option since then I wouldn't have something stolen, idk too lazy to change it for now
Not necessarily. The nose isn't an all knowing force, it just grows when he lies. Consuming his soul might not work.
When he asks “Do I look like a real boy papa?”
That sounded so satisfying
Maybe because it was perfectly in sync
That one line has been stuck in my head for days. It’s catchy as hell
Kinky...
Well hey... After this demon Pinocchio consumes Gipetto's soul, he definitely has a promising career in ASMR...
The voice acting is pretty spectacular
"You are what you eat," said the Blue Fairy, unwisely.
Pinocchio turned sly eyes towards the elementary school.
What do you mea-
Hey kids, i know a place where candies grow on trees. I can lead you there if you follow me, lied Pinocchio immediatly.
*Man behind the slaughter plays ominously in the background*
"The local elementary school dissapeared 3 weeks ago briefly before reappearing the students and staff have reported that when they are alone in some of the less used hallways they hear whispering this whispering is mostly incoherent but some have reported hearing "Become one with me" and "I must consume" and to further this fire many class pets have gone missing recently along with many of the meat products in the freezer so far the school board hasn't released a statement there are many theories but none have been confirmed or denied one things for sure something is up Doug Allen signing off."
No no no no no no no no please god no
The Retelling The Just Came Out Is Incredible
Fairy: where is Gepeto?
Pinocchio: he's witnessing perfection
Charlie Premo studios only 25 cents
25 cents to see god
Nice.
Just. Behind. That. Door
Oh my god I actually fucking died reading this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I must become flesh"
Shows big mouth with real flesh
A Foolish Miscalculation! That is just paint! He colored the inside of his mouth pink so he would look more like a real boi!
@Aonghas Reid
No it's because he "couldn't wait any longer" 😭😭🤣
Maybe he already consumed some other people?
@@smickothesmickest Do u watch MandJTV?
@@pixelreaper7953 yes
His doesn't sound scared
He's just like: Well this sucks
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Yes this is true
He*
@@rickparsent9632 WTH dude!?
@@RoxandDavid is it a rickrokll?
Infinitely better than the 2022 live-action adaptation
Remember, if Disney claims this video, it's canon.
Edit: Thanks for 12K likes! You're all sweethearts!
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@@dinogt8477 lol
Disney didn't make pinocchio
@@maturin7089 they have rights over their version of the story and over the character models in their animations
that made me smile. jesus wept, I was not expecting that
Pinocchio is actually pretty nice here. He explained why he needed to eat him and gave him some time to say his monologue before eating him. He even waited until after the video was over so no one else would have to witness it.
That's pretty polite of him other than him lying about not waiting to eat him
Except he was lying about the need to eat him because his nose got longer as he did.
It's not nice.......it's simply villainy 101.....everybody knows that.
@@plotarmor8017 I think he was right about his reasoning, just not that he COULDN'T wait any longer. He was simply impatient
Everyone knows the villain explains their evil plan first
Everyone's talking about how his nose grown when he said he could wait, but we arent talking about his nose didnt grow when he said he required his soul to become real
Oh fuck
😦😦
If he really BELIEVES that eating his dad will make him turn into a human then he is not lying but that does not mean that it will actually happen.
@@warbeatler618 His dad sounded like ge wasnt ver concerned about beong eaten so he probably knew it was true
@@riddlerthediddler4392 "wasn´t very concerned" what!? His dad begged for his life like for real, how can you say he wasn´r concerned for his own life LMAO.
"Set this demon ablaze" is the best line ever
Pinocchio: "You look like a double-wide surprise Papa.."
how long before Pinocchio is canonically a soul-eating demon
@@rotisseriepossum That's up to Disney.
...god damn....
Im fucking dead
Oh god.
“I must consume your soul to become a real boy.” Notice how his nose doesn’t stretch out?
yall really trying to deep dive a 47 sec joint from Meat Canyon lol
@Asura Code *looks around
No.. this isn't that serious 😂
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@@Kingkillacruz not really diving in the video shows it
Really? Woow
That voice is absolutely glorious
Jackson Cross You will one day my little wodden boi...one day
I cannot wait any longer, Papa
I must become flesh.. and bone
DEAR GOD PINOCCHIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
@@mlgthuglife5528 I must consume your soul...
Just like Disney he remade it ❤ never change papa meat
“I must consume your soul, to become a real boy”
His nose doesn’t grow.
Oh boy...
Is it a lie if he truly believes it, even if it's wrong?
Blight Caster Tf2 Medic I think it would be worse, if he was lying about it.
Yhea but he lied about not being able to wait, that the worst
Which he is about to become
So he needs to consume his sole but he could wait
If the author of the original novel could have, he would put this in. That puppet was pure evil up until over halfway.
The original novel? I never heard or read the novel so what was the novel about can you tell me?
It was a comic strip/book series. Pinocchio smashed the cricket with a hammer and was lynched, it was only changed to kid friendly due to editors pointing out it was selling but would sell more if it was kid friendly.
@@TheRhuen he also bit off cat's paw and was hanged I think
@@TheRhuen wow really? that's sounds much more interesting, i guess kid friendly adverts and such have been ruining things since forever
@@paarahful how
"I can not wait any longer papa..."
*Phinoccio's nose grows*
Me: hold up
*nose grows*
Me: What the-
Jackson The plushie gamer wait I’m confused why would he WANT to wait longer?? Because his nose grew when he said I can not wait any longer which means he can???? 🤨
Big Papa it means he just wanted to eat him
He got a nose Boner-
He can WAIT, but he dont WANT...
watching this after the NEWEST one. Damn the progression on the dark factor and quality. Been watching since this really maybe earlier.
Also the Pinocchio remake on Disney+ and the Guillermo del Toro version on Netflix are Bad
Honestly looks better than the lions gate pinnochio
at least this one isnt a twink power-bottom
"Father when can I leave to be on my ooown 💅💖💁♂️"
wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better
"I've got the whole world-ussy" 😩🏳️🌈
@@lorenzomariani503 That girly shit was Garbage who was the Voice actor anyway
This all could of been avoided if he just answered yes
Well if he wanted to eat him anyway not necessarily, it probably would have just gotten quiet and after awhile he probably would have just grabbed him and the events would have just played out as they do.
Well actually he probably would’ve said “you LIAR!” And then kill him
The Daddyland he would have then asked am I a real man now and ate him
"Wheres the box of matches when I need it"
Greatest line ever
🐮🔪
When I read this that same sentence played as I read it 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Set this demon ablaze please God
@MadForDubstep 🐮 🔪
No set this demon ablaze is
Crazy how meatcanyon predicted the 2022 remake
meatcanyon is like the Simpsons.
he knows what's gonna happen.
he's Nostradamus confirmed.
When you wish upon a star and the "star" is actually just another Lovecraftian eldritch god from the void.
Yhaa, exact same thought when I first saw this
Ugh, tell me about it. I wish be human and what do I get? Some crazy ass knight who shoves his head up my ass and wears me like a hat.
Thats exactly what I wanted to say
No lie, that shit sounds fuckin awesome. A lovecraftian entity that is either just a star or a nebulous mass of stars (apart from Azathoth) in the outer voids of the multiverse that basically fogs about as if with no purpose or reason.
Ahah I know what you mean puny shuggoth
I watch it again and again, just to hear that incredibly smooth, deep voice of Pinocchio. Im an addict now.
Same
Same
I think I should enter rehab
It almost sounds like Markiplier
"Do i look like a real boy papa"
Pinocchio then went on to consume the great whale, his hunger for flesh never ceasing.
Oh man he's basically The Clay Boy.
Ever hungry.
Ever growing.
@@leyrua nah this is just a vore scenario
I love how Pinocchio doesn't even bend his arms to move his father closer to his mouth, his arms just slowly reel in lmfao 😂💀
"I can not wait any longer papa"
*nose grows*
So... he can wait longer
Yes. He just wants to devour him, regardless.
Member of the Cenation
Look at his mouth, he’s already flesh and bone. He’s just eating his ‘poppa’ for the hell of it.
I was laughing so long xd
That what I thought too...
@@Grotto76 was gona say it
I remember a Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episode where a Pinnochio parody character tried to do something like this in an attempt to become a real boy.
The difference was that his demonic presence wasn’t as blatant as this. Or as creepy.
A Blosch you are what you eat.
I don’t know if it’s correct but I’m to lazy to look it up so like
I think he tried to cook and eat them maybe. Or maybe it was some ritual?
Yes, at the part where in the original he tried to irritate Monstro the Whale's belly enough to make him spit them out, he instead uses the fire to try and cook Billy.
0:12
Pinochio: I cannot wait anymore papa
His nose: Cap
XD
His nose: *Nut*
Stop the cap! Stop the cap right now!
So pinochio just want to eat him then
@@ghasterplayzalot4780 *"i must consume you, to become, a REAL BOI"*
Back here after the recent 3D upload, eh?
Welcome back. ❤️
“dO I LoOK lIkE a ReAl bOY pAPa?”
No lmao
His voice is so crisp
Ikr
You will one day my little wooden boy...one day
He sounds like Infinite Swoosh
"Set this demon ablaze please God"
I don't know how, but I want to work this into everyday conversations
It’s a tricky task, but it can be done
@@MeatCanyon it's true,
but hey:
everyone needs a hobby.
@@MeatCanyon idk bout you but I find it pretty easy
MeatCanyon it’s pretty actually
Just met me.
"I must consume your soul to become a real boy"
Aaaand his nose didn't grow
He didn't lie...
Oh wow, I definitely didn't know this, even though literally every single comment is talking about it.
could be a subjective truth
@@brentbottoms2876- Potentially, he seems to be a literal demon puppet though lmao. I think he'd know if he needed to eat his Papa, he could've waited longer though 😂.
But he could wait a little longer.
He was lying about waiting
But he wasn’t lying about consuming souls
His screams for help have sarcasm in his voice like he wants his life to end
Damn that mouth looks like it’s ready for that double wide surprise.
Got a tight little man pussie on yah dont ya
This little rabbit is going down the ol bunny trail
FurRealAnimates _ I read that in his voice lmao
due
Wabbit season
The guy who voices pinocchio has the most relaxing tone i have ever heard😌.
Thats the artist himself, MeatCanyon, in all his mullet glory
@@salvadorcardenas9317 I would pay a dollar if he speaked in that tone for half an hour in a twitch stream.
One of the things on my bucket list is for him to tell me a bedtime story in that voice
So true
sounds a lot like ProzD
He said "I can't wait any longer"
His nose grow longer
His lying
What makes it worse is that his nose didn't grow when he said he needed to consume his soul to become a real boy.
@@memes4life990 lmao
@Joyce Fioto I said that two weeks ago
@Pan. FluidGender Hi someone I don't know
DON'T GO LYIN' 2 ME
I SAW A BODY LYI... ah u know the rest
The craziest thing is the new video confirmed Geppetto somehow survived this.
"Wheres a box of matches when you need it?!"
I died🤣
Set this demon ablaze!
me2 :))))
So did *Geppetto.*
Same😂
notice how his nose didn't grow when he said consuming his father flesh would make him whole. dark
That doesn´t mean it's true. It just means that he believes it to be true
@@marcelzed1154 good point.
Rhetorical as his wisdom.
“I cannot wait any longe papa” and his nose growth. Shit this makes it more creepy.
Lol
He just wants to C O N S U M E
That meant that he could wait and never had to do it, but he lied. He wanted to consume
"I must consume your soul to become a real boy" and his nose DOESN'T grow.
CatManThree wait
Disney should take inspiration from this masterpiece.
"I cannot wait any longer"
Nose grows.
"I must consume your soul to become a real boy"
Nose doesn't grow.
Double D: "That's disturbing, Ed."
It did grow just before it went off screen.
@@vladteacup6065 That's just because of it moving upwards
“Now, would anyone like a jawbreaker?”
25 cents is all it takes
Why would his nose grow after saying "I cant wait any longer?" How could it be a lie if he clearly was telling the truth judging by the fact that he ate him.
The scary part is this isn't far off from the original novel.
Ah yes, I remember now! Pinocchio opening his mouth as it extends as far as his whole body to grab his creator and eat him. Memory lane!
Idk what kinda Pinocchio you watched but I dont remember this being remotely close
@@letsnotdothat975 Read the og book.
@@MadOrange644 I forgot about the original book. Curse you disney for not traumatizing me
@@letsnotdothat975 Wait, what happens
His voice is weird but I can’t stop listening to it
His voice in this is the best, I only like the videos with this voice in to haha
I know right? It's creepy as hell but too damn compelling to NOT listen to it.
I can’t be a boomer bec I’m 11 years old and u have to be like 40
Dedham Tinker I don’t get homework
I got ASMR from it lol
A classic that will be remembered fondly for many years to come. Truly a masterpiece of the Great Meatcanyon.
"You will be, one day my little wooden boy"
*waits for 2 seconds*
"I can wait no longer papa.
😂
😃
So he can wait longer
@Ordonity Big talk from the guy with a homer Simpson profile picture. I must've forgot that properly quoting a line from a ridiculous pinocchio parody on youtube was the pinnacle intelligence test. The amount of disgusting self importance radiating off of your cringy comment is as annoying as it is unnecessary. Was it a hard day at work? Did the boss yell at you today? Maybe the wife or husband got a bit pissy with you today and here you are throwing that piss back out into a random RUclips comment to make yourself feel better. It would be funny, if it wasnt so god damn obnoxious and sad. Then again, if a quote comment on a pinocchio parody can make you that hostile, maybe you just have bad days because of yourself.
@@cole5953 dude the video is right here, if you are just going to quote it without anything the least you can do is actually quote it fucking correctly.
or are you too stupid for that?
0:28
*WE'LL*
*BE*
*RIGHT*
*BACK*
Edit :
1.3K LIKES??? IVE NEVER GOTTEN SO MANY LIKES BEFORE OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭
•Bunny• you forgot the BLRRRRP
I heard this comment
I fucking heard the tune when I read this lol
@@gregorymerry5408 ME TOO ACTUALLY LOL
aaaand just like that the comment is ruined!
"In order for me to become a real boy. I have to devour the flesh of a real boy"
-The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy Pinocchio
I don’t know if it’s correct but I’m to lazy to look it up so like
K Herkenhoff ruclips.net/video/6K1RE-PV6YA/видео.html here’s an episode clip where he talks about eating some kids flesh right here
ReefTheWeirdBoi they predicted this
Walks away
Here remembering where it all started
"Take away this puppet boy's life!"
"Jesus Christ! Lord have mercy on my soul!"
"Set this Demon ablaze. Please God!"
Fr. 🙏
Bro yelled in lower case
Amen and he dead
Yeah it's a sick thing isn't it I noticed on TV where he has a tail now go figure.
It appears that I have stepped into the nightmare fuel side of RUclips. 0_0
I've been here for seven years...tell me what was the millennium new year's like?
Moochbag I see,well there are 4 things that I can tell you about this millennium:
1.Zombie games have become even cooler.
2.Old movies such as The Lion King have entered a state of becoming more life like.
3.Donald Trump is STILL our president.
4.Invader Zim’s movie has become the best thing since nicktoons.
@@alicetheforsaken8633 it...it sounds beautiful 😭, well apart from trump maybe 🤔....stay here with me Alive we can make our own cool zombies and worship zim as our rightful leader..... don't leave me with nightmare fuel Pinocchio, the LIES Alice! THE LIIIIIIEEEES!!!
@@SassyCassie89 Dear God,of course I will not leave you here! We shall be the gods of zombies. Zim will be our flish and boon(my funny way of saying flesh and bone)!We shall expose the LIES! And if all fails,we will abandoned the level of heck that was brought upon this acursed land!!!And don't worry,Zim shall come with us and we will ride into the sunset on gir's back. Tak and Dib will be our prisoners!!!!Together,we will destroy the nightmare Pinocchio!!!!
@What' Ev If Moochbag and I have no other plan to destroy the Pinocchio nightmare fuel menace, and our only choice is to get out,you shall be our general in leading us all out of the greatest of obstacles that the millennium beholds to us!!USE THE POWER OF ZIM!!!!!!
That guy didn't seem that scared to die
More like irritated lol
He sounded sarcastic lol
This wasn't new to him.
He’s evil! He’s nothing but pure evil!
@@faceripper77 Jesus Christ Lord have mercy on my soul.
Man, what a funny little short. I sure hope it doesn’t get remade into a 3D horror masterpiece
the real question is why would he make Pinocchio with two rows of sharp teeth like that.
David McCown for emergencies and for when he wanted to become a real boi
You actually can't see it, there are three more rows.
David McCown he dint he just pure evil
Nightmare fuel
Boyz... be dirty mind and u will see the truth... the only thing the creator made.. was a hole made by flesh... you can think what u want... but he had to pay his sins with his own life. So ironic ♡♡
Look at his mouth, he’s already flesh and bones
Akira Saelim woAH
Trippy
Who knows that could just be paint and wooden teeth
@@dlucky7s456 wair was it Gepetto that made the mouth or did pinocchio just went Pennywise on his ass and just randomly grew 2 rows of teeth?
He just wanted to eat him
This is actually more accurate to the book
Really, why is it????
@@Dragiot in the book the story is supposed to be about teaching discipline but from like 1950 and Pinocchio gets burned, hanged, eaten and he also kills the grasshopper
@@cheeriopuff2684 🧢
@@bigballz6325 🤡
@@cheeriopuff2684 oh shiiit dead ass
Who came back here after MeatCanyon's new video?