When you wish upon a star - (Pinocchio Parody)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +10573

    The voice acting deserves more praise, it's underrated af

    • @haz3_blaz344
      @haz3_blaz344 4 года назад +190

      Do I look like a real boy papa

    • @KobaltBlue680
      @KobaltBlue680 4 года назад +78

      @@haz3_blaz344 yes you do Pinocchio, yes you do 😶

    • @AeroLMS
      @AeroLMS 4 года назад +36

      that's Meatcanyon for ya

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 4 года назад +7

      I found you

    • @KobaltBlue680
      @KobaltBlue680 4 года назад +7

      @@SM-qv2om just face it he is everywhere, stop acting surprised

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir7493 4 года назад +11997

    He lied about not being able to wait, but he didn’t lie about needing to consume papa’s soul.

    • @maxhowe4425
      @maxhowe4425 4 года назад +68

      Lol

    • @quinntanium350
      @quinntanium350 4 года назад +341

      He really needed to become a real boy.

    • @ashtheangel2207
      @ashtheangel2207 4 года назад +101

      Maybe he didn't need to but he didn't know that?

    • @blueskadoo1402
      @blueskadoo1402 4 года назад +84

      @@ashtheangel2207 Spoken like a true devil spawn.

    • @cats11111
      @cats11111 4 года назад +11

      Lol I took away your 699 mwuhahahahhaha

  • @legoincplx4x5
    @legoincplx4x5 5 лет назад +11371

    Instead of bending his elbows he just retracts them into his body

  • @axelStorymode
    @axelStorymode Год назад +3462

    Came back to this legend after the remake

  • @Tweedle-Stupid
    @Tweedle-Stupid 4 года назад +25052

    I like how he’s not screaming for help, his tone is like this is slightly surprising but not really

    • @thefinalcrusader4250
      @thefinalcrusader4250 4 года назад +1126

      He's role playing his own suicide he built pinocchio to kill him I mean just look at him

    • @AndrewCARNBORN
      @AndrewCARNBORN 4 года назад +357

      Sounds like something from Rick and Morty

    • @fawnaflytrap9727
      @fawnaflytrap9727 4 года назад +216

      He knew it was coming eventually.

    • @Pattyobrien3
      @Pattyobrien3 4 года назад +226

      Some part of him knew what he was creating.

    • @WelshAnimist
      @WelshAnimist 4 года назад +32

      What's even funnier is that this comment has 666 likes...

  • @Thrust8EX
    @Thrust8EX 5 лет назад +58616

    I like how he lied about not being able to wait, which means he just wanted to eat him

    • @BruceRose
      @BruceRose 5 лет назад +4632

      That's why it's comedy gold

    • @robertquibell2011
      @robertquibell2011 5 лет назад +4563

      But did not lie about needing to consume him and his soul to do so

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 5 лет назад +3358

      He can wait, he just didn't want to: that's demons for you, they're spoiled.

    • @TheOneTycoo
      @TheOneTycoo 5 лет назад +767

      Robert Quibell I mean his nose was still extended when he said he needed to eat him lol

    • @robertquibell2011
      @robertquibell2011 5 лет назад +898

      @@TheOneTycoo true, but each lie is supposed to increase growth. Maybe the lie is that it needs to be "his" soul. Perhaps he just needs a soul in general

  • @chom6096
    @chom6096 3 года назад +9264

    Giuseppe doesn’t even sound too afraid, he sounds more like he’s being mildly inconvenienced

    • @iamsohot.4981
      @iamsohot.4981 3 года назад +1

      *ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*

    • @FreakyTree123
      @FreakyTree123 3 года назад +95

      @@iamsohot.4981 wtf why'd you send asmr in a meat canyon vid

    • @bigboibebop
      @bigboibebop 3 года назад +56

      Penochio’s demonism is no match for a being as powerful as *papa.*

    • @kylefinn5301
      @kylefinn5301 3 года назад +25

      Does that mean this has probably happened before?

    • @Vchk1917
      @Vchk1917 3 года назад +96

      Who is Giuseppe? Pinocchio's Italian Uncle?

  • @biggmonke8057
    @biggmonke8057 Год назад +3905

    I love how Gepetto just sounds inconvenienced instead of terrified by the fact that he’s about to be devoured.

  • @venusgospel5678
    @venusgospel5678 4 года назад +14474

    Exists 13 seconds*
    "I cannot wait any longer papa"

  • @mitchelllange2344
    @mitchelllange2344 3 года назад +9971

    I kind of want 5 more minutes of Gepeto pleading for his life.

  • @cubienewbie6536
    @cubienewbie6536 3 года назад +39204

    I love how Pinocchio’s dad is just talking like he’s just accepted it

  • @Tooth_Fairy
    @Tooth_Fairy Год назад +738

    I see we all came back to see part 1

  • @Bobgogo11
    @Bobgogo11 4 года назад +7000

    This one is entirely on Geppetto. If he didn't want to be eaten, he shouldn't have made a shark faced, towering golem with two rows of teeth.

  • @imribbit8850
    @imribbit8850 4 года назад +4469

    *Pinocchio looks like he has witnessed perfection*

  • @bird1142
    @bird1142 3 года назад +24171

    I like how his elbows aren’t even bending they’re just retracting into his body.

  • @SuperMarioJesus
    @SuperMarioJesus Год назад +4400

    Who’s here after his new Pinocchio video?

  • @diabolicallink
    @diabolicallink 5 лет назад +3900

    I like how all the disturbing characters have the most relaxing voices

    • @dalyannegonzalez4100
      @dalyannegonzalez4100 5 лет назад +93

      its like they do that every day and dont care about it

    • @factspeaker8518
      @factspeaker8518 5 лет назад +53

      25 cents

    • @Friedtwizzler
      @Friedtwizzler 5 лет назад +20

      First Pinocchio, then Eddy, and now we’ve got Courage. Canyon sure likes to turn on the Kylo Ren influence, apparently.....

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 5 лет назад +18

      @@Friedtwizzler You can now add Papa John's orgasmic voice to it.

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 года назад

      The crappy mic kind of ruins the voices but the acting is great

  • @cornishspreek.5b
    @cornishspreek.5b 4 года назад +4046

    I got a Disney + ad while watching this.

  • @mistkitty88
    @mistkitty88 4 года назад +5420

    “Do I look like a real boy, Papa?” Is the one line that keeps me coming back to watch this video over and over. It is perfectly executed. Just like Geppetto.

    • @sadpunk6548
      @sadpunk6548 4 года назад +112

      RIGHT, throughout my day i find myself whispering “ Do i look like a real boy, Papa?” is something wrong with me? /:

    • @Kyzr_Signal
      @Kyzr_Signal 4 года назад +38

      Flesh and bone is what really keeps bouncing around in my head

    • @maxpanich8634
      @maxpanich8634 4 года назад +13

      Kakaa nah, it’s ok. The voices in my head don’t mind it when I perform.

    • @0piumaeternum
      @0piumaeternum 4 года назад +7

      the rip wabbit season is better audio than this video

    • @Hugealligator254
      @Hugealligator254 4 года назад +2

      Hold up

  • @ejunadia4278
    @ejunadia4278 Год назад +81

    Just saw the sequel. Impressive improvement!

    • @robotnikkkk001
      @robotnikkkk001 Год назад

      =IT'S A REMAKE,IT LACKS A PLOT,JUST AN ACTION WITH NO EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL GOING ON
      ........WHY IT WAS JUST SO DIFFICULT TO REPEAT SUCH A SHORT SPEECH???IT WAS MAKING IMPORTANCE ABOUT NECESSARY EVIL,WHEN IN REMAKE THIS ONE IS JUST MONSTER ON RAMPAGE

  • @Shaka_Zulu
    @Shaka_Zulu 5 лет назад +14906

    “ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵃⁿʸ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵖᵃᵖᵃ, ᴵ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵉᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶠˡᵉˢʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵒⁿᵉ”

    • @BrennyBoi-cq5wu
      @BrennyBoi-cq5wu 5 лет назад +194

      How do you do that with your font?

    • @austinblack1490
      @austinblack1490 5 лет назад +94

      Dear God Pinocchio what are you doing!

    • @coahthesuperstar7407
      @coahthesuperstar7407 5 лет назад +43

      I cant. ......read

    • @codywills8003
      @codywills8003 5 лет назад +76

      ....tell us your damn secrets regarding this font!

    • @superdumper3840
      @superdumper3840 5 лет назад +95

      @@austinblack1490 I must Consume your soul... to become... a real Boy...

  • @RabbitPatches
    @RabbitPatches 5 лет назад +4385

    For someone who's about to die, he's still somewhat surprisingly calm

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 5 лет назад +291

      Don't see the need for Geppetto to be urgent. For someone who cannot wait any longer to become flesh and bone, Pinocchio sure takes his sweet fucking time eating him.

    • @SirPentYT
      @SirPentYT 5 лет назад +83

      @@olliegoria his nose grew when he said he couldn't wait any longer, so that was a lie.

    • @shadow19831
      @shadow19831 5 лет назад +58

      Plot twist: he made it like this and secretly wanted to be eaten by it

    • @jakub1140296
      @jakub1140296 4 года назад +8

      Its not just death. His soul will be consumed by a demon in living puppet xD

    • @vomitkermit3446
      @vomitkermit3446 4 года назад +1

      Because he is expecting Jesus to save him... no such luck.

  • @oldschoolChazzed
    @oldschoolChazzed 4 года назад +16896

    Pinocchio's mouth seems rather prepared for a Big Mac

  • @msnlitadventures9597
    @msnlitadventures9597 2 года назад +593

    This was more entertaining than the new live action on Disney+ I just watched

    • @mattatron3152
      @mattatron3152 2 года назад +20

      and less creepy than the new CGI Pinocchio

    • @NelsonStJames
      @NelsonStJames Год назад +2

      Truth.

    • @novacrimson7770
      @novacrimson7770 10 месяцев назад +1

      New live action?

    • @msnlitadventures9597
      @msnlitadventures9597 10 месяцев назад

      @@novacrimson7770 A live action came out last year. It’s on Disney+. It’s not very good.

  • @dnkypnch7442
    @dnkypnch7442 3 года назад +3831

    His nose grows when he says he cannot wait any longer. But it doesn't grow when he says he needs to consume his soul to become flesh and bone.

    • @achaiahyoung1881
      @achaiahyoung1881 3 года назад +53

      🤭

    • @jesuschristcunt8469
      @jesuschristcunt8469 3 года назад +56

      🤭

    • @rudyardwalker9113
      @rudyardwalker9113 3 года назад +36

      Oh Boi

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 3 года назад +284

      Perhaps we can say that he thought consuming his soul was the truth. Not that it was a lie either since it is a baseless claim that neither party could prove to be false until the deed was done.

    • @redoak4543
      @redoak4543 3 года назад +143

      @@mas8705 it’s what Pinocchio believes to be true not necessarily what is true

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 года назад +5206

    Good classic here

  • @randommr525
    @randommr525 3 года назад +21549

    “Do i look like a real boy papa?”
    Geppetto : YES
    The End.

    • @iamsohot.4981
      @iamsohot.4981 3 года назад +21

      *ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*

    • @l0xst4r
      @l0xst4r 3 года назад +161

      the crisp in the voice when he said that is so mmmmmmm

    • @LuckClover1
      @LuckClover1 3 года назад +67

      @@iamsohot.4981 we aren't going onto the fact you want ppl to see burger ASMR?

    • @Karen-yb1so
      @Karen-yb1so 3 года назад +17

      I really want that as a ring tone or alarm 😭😭😭😭

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 3 года назад +25

      “Why didn’t your nose grow, papa? It isn’t nice to lie...”

  • @MrCharlieChalupa
    @MrCharlieChalupa Год назад +146

    I love the reference in the newest one. Literally the first lines either pinnochio say are “do I look like a real boy papa?”

  • @umarabbasi7941
    @umarabbasi7941 5 лет назад +8473

    For some reason, this looks like it captures the soul of what the original book was trying to convey.

    • @animefan2454
      @animefan2454 5 лет назад +568

      Yeah they even did the creepy uncanny Pinocchio right.

    • @lucasdaza3529
      @lucasdaza3529 5 лет назад +66

      Xenoblade!!!!!

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 5 лет назад +35

      Exactly.

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 лет назад +358

      The original message was that wooden people try to eat skin people.

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 5 лет назад +220

      the big cheese Actually, it’s that children are hell-spawns.

  • @bion456
    @bion456 5 лет назад +11128

    "do I look like a real boy papa"

    • @sarahfauth8438
      @sarahfauth8438 5 лет назад +518

      You will one day, my little wooden boy..one day..

    • @EG-MIXs
      @EG-MIXs 5 лет назад +457

      I can not wait any longer papa

    • @sarahfauth8438
      @sarahfauth8438 5 лет назад +450

      "I must become flesh...and bone.."

    • @EG-MIXs
      @EG-MIXs 5 лет назад +374

      Dear *God* Pinocchio what are you doing

    • @sarahfauth8438
      @sarahfauth8438 5 лет назад +434

      "I must consume your soul....to become...a real boy!"
      *proceed to open the can of extra large nightmare fuel*

  • @Nyrufa
    @Nyrufa 5 лет назад +8562

    Ironically, this is closer to the actual Penochio's personality than portrayed in Disney!

    • @konobakajay465
      @konobakajay465 5 лет назад +164

      Ikr

    • @nicolasramirez5789
      @nicolasramirez5789 5 лет назад +85

      What does it have of ironical?

    • @Nyrufa
      @Nyrufa 5 лет назад +459

      @@nicolasramirez5789 Because it's design is based on the Disney version.

    • @nicolasramirez5789
      @nicolasramirez5789 5 лет назад +53

      @@Nyrufa oh, thanks, I didn't notice

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 5 лет назад +84

      Yeahhh, Disney’s Pinocchio and Beek’s Noddy both inspired Tezuka’s Astro Boy.

  • @BroAnarchy
    @BroAnarchy Год назад +70

    More relevant than ever in 2022 with all the Pinocchios we've had

    • @RedAngelXV
      @RedAngelXV Год назад +1

      he just posted a remake of this 2 days ago btw

  • @oikoikou857
    @oikoikou857 4 года назад +4099

    When he whispered “dO I lOoK lIkE a ReAl bOy, pApa?” It sent me for some reason

    • @Patchoulliil
      @Patchoulliil 4 года назад +88

      Yea I found that hella funny for some reason. I guess I wasn’t expecting him to sound like that.

    • @khadijaabi9040
      @khadijaabi9040 4 года назад +46

      I can’t stop replaying that lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bg-st7em
      @bg-st7em 4 года назад +8

      Новата карта е тъпо искате

    • @josiahsegovia04
      @josiahsegovia04 4 года назад +5

      Its scary lol

    • @platinumvideos9810
      @platinumvideos9810 4 года назад +10

      i think it was because his disgusting figure wasnt shown until he said that

  • @MadDemon64
    @MadDemon64 3 года назад +25285

    Notice how Pinocchio's nose grew when he said he couldn't wait any longer, indicating a lie, but it didn't when he said he had to eat his father to become a real boy, indicating truth.

    • @mr.tidepod9040
      @mr.tidepod9040 3 года назад +440

      Or maybe cause his nose was already long.

    • @cormacb2326
      @cormacb2326 3 года назад +1513

      @@mr.tidepod9040
      Pretty sure it doesn't stop getting longer after just one lie. And plus apparently in the og pinocchio book eating flesh would have allowed him to become a real boy (I heard this from the comments so I don't know that actual plot of og pinocchio so I don't know if he ended up eating anyone).

    • @xmedssh7927
      @xmedssh7927 3 года назад +447

      Not necessarily! If his nose doesn't grow. It could mean it is the truth or what he believes it is the truth. You get me?

    • @terminati0n
      @terminati0n 3 года назад +161

      @@cormacb2326 Pretty sure if thats the case then the OG Pinnocchio was too kind to eat human.

    • @akito-kun7413
      @akito-kun7413 3 года назад +43

      It got longer you just coukdnt see it bc his nose was away frome the screen but you could hear it growing

  • @IronMoth.
    @IronMoth. 4 года назад +34049

    ᴰᵒ ᴵ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵇᵒʸ ᵖᵃᵖᵃˀ

    • @mtzrj4631
      @mtzrj4631 4 года назад +1587

      You will one day my little wooden boy. One day.

    • @ericathomas7243
      @ericathomas7243 4 года назад +1359

      But I cannot wait any longer papa I must become flesh, and bone.

    • @therealm1ck
      @therealm1ck 4 года назад +1077

      Dear God, Pinocchio what are you doing!?

    • @ericathomas7243
      @ericathomas7243 4 года назад +1053

      I must consume your soul to become, a REAL boy.

    • @therealm1ck
      @therealm1ck 4 года назад +944

      Dear God, where's that fairy!?

  • @10RexTheWolf01
    @10RexTheWolf01 Год назад +17

    You know why I came back here

  • @schizosvenic
    @schizosvenic 4 года назад +4905

    The thing that amazes me is that he isn't screaming hell. He's just saying "Oh god where is a box of matches when I need it?"
    Wow why is there a comment war over here

    • @minecraftrage5271
      @minecraftrage5271 4 года назад +67

      He can't scream he's too old. he's probably in his 50 or 60 and at that age you can't like scream too loud for help in danger like this. because you'll get like a heart attack or something

    • @jordantyo7839
      @jordantyo7839 4 года назад +126

      @@minecraftrage5271 What? Stop talking out your ass.

    • @minecraftrage5271
      @minecraftrage5271 4 года назад +10

      @@jordantyo7839 what??? What are you talking about?????🤔🤔🤔😕🤔😕😕😕🤔🙂😕🤣🌯🌮🌯🌯r u on drugs???

    • @confusedkys6090
      @confusedkys6090 4 года назад +29

      @@minecraftrage5271 bruh what😂

    • @minecraftrage5271
      @minecraftrage5271 4 года назад +2

      @@confusedkys6090yeah?!

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 3 года назад +18342

    The quiet delivery of Pinocchio's lines is why MeatCanyon is a top tier VA.

  • @hatman4818
    @hatman4818 4 года назад +15716

    I just realized... His nose got longer because he actually can wait longer. In fact, he doesn't need to become a real boy at all... Meaning that even Pinocchio knows his actions are completely unnecessary... And that he is consuming a human being just because he wants to.

    • @ashmoleproductions5407
      @ashmoleproductions5407 4 года назад +573

      No his nose did not grow when he said he needed to consume a soul to become a real boy.

    • @Joru0906
      @Joru0906 4 года назад +706

      Ashmole Productions no he lied when he says he can’t wait any longer.

    • @ashmoleproductions5407
      @ashmoleproductions5407 4 года назад +361

      @@Joru0906 Yes he lied about being able to wait longer but not about needing to consume a human soul.

    • @AngryEgg6942
      @AngryEgg6942 4 года назад +97

      @@ashmoleproductions5407 Nobody said it grew in that part

    • @ashmoleproductions5407
      @ashmoleproductions5407 4 года назад +60

      @@AngryEgg6942 Read OPs comment he says he just wanted to consume flesh.

  • @jaz_jo
    @jaz_jo Год назад +46

    Pov: it's 2022 and you just saw the updated version lmao

  • @Zerum69
    @Zerum69 4 года назад +7339

    "but I cannot wait any longer papa" = Lie
    "I must consume your soul, to become a real boy" = Truth
    This subtle, but extremely terrifying

    • @vxqce2098
      @vxqce2098 4 года назад +25

      Git outta here gacha

    • @trashcant6499
      @trashcant6499 4 года назад +33

      @@vxqce2098 that's not a gacha pfp, and even if it was just s t o p _p l e a s e_

    • @vxqce2098
      @vxqce2098 4 года назад +2

      Madison Mendez no that’s gacha

    • @Zerum69
      @Zerum69 4 года назад +25

      @@vxqce2098 not a gacha, it's just stolen fanart of Kanna Kamui...
      But now that I think about it a gacha would be a better option since then I wouldn't have something stolen, idk too lazy to change it for now

    • @rastafari2k3
      @rastafari2k3 4 года назад +11

      Not necessarily. The nose isn't an all knowing force, it just grows when he lies. Consuming his soul might not work.

  • @angusdope828
    @angusdope828 4 года назад +4646

    When he asks “Do I look like a real boy papa?”
    That sounded so satisfying

    • @jaimebatista4624
      @jaimebatista4624 4 года назад +40

      Maybe because it was perfectly in sync

    • @WideMouth
      @WideMouth 4 года назад +73

      That one line has been stuck in my head for days. It’s catchy as hell

    • @taylorwalters3191
      @taylorwalters3191 4 года назад +17

      Kinky...

    • @destinyseeksme
      @destinyseeksme 4 года назад +21

      Well hey... After this demon Pinocchio consumes Gipetto's soul, he definitely has a promising career in ASMR...

    • @izzybeingbusy590
      @izzybeingbusy590 4 года назад +11

      The voice acting is pretty spectacular

  • @Wackymushrooms
    @Wackymushrooms 4 года назад +2206

    "You are what you eat," said the Blue Fairy, unwisely.
    Pinocchio turned sly eyes towards the elementary school.

    • @that-take-out8578
      @that-take-out8578 4 года назад +44

      What do you mea-

    • @eminkilicaslan8945
      @eminkilicaslan8945 4 года назад +71

      Hey kids, i know a place where candies grow on trees. I can lead you there if you follow me, lied Pinocchio immediatly.

    • @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703
      @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703 4 года назад +37

      *Man behind the slaughter plays ominously in the background*

    • @thefinalcrusader4250
      @thefinalcrusader4250 4 года назад +34

      "The local elementary school dissapeared 3 weeks ago briefly before reappearing the students and staff have reported that when they are alone in some of the less used hallways they hear whispering this whispering is mostly incoherent but some have reported hearing "Become one with me" and "I must consume" and to further this fire many class pets have gone missing recently along with many of the meat products in the freezer so far the school board hasn't released a statement there are many theories but none have been confirmed or denied one things for sure something is up Doug Allen signing off."

    • @wooms4643
      @wooms4643 4 года назад +6

      No no no no no no no no please god no

  • @IcE-_-Kidd
    @IcE-_-Kidd Год назад +16

    The Retelling The Just Came Out Is Incredible

  • @charliepremostudios8869
    @charliepremostudios8869 4 года назад +2777

    Fairy: where is Gepeto?
    Pinocchio: he's witnessing perfection

    • @shadowsnipr1928
      @shadowsnipr1928 4 года назад +43

      Charlie Premo studios only 25 cents

    • @jrbon1703
      @jrbon1703 4 года назад +9

      25 cents to see god

    • @darwinthegoldfish
      @darwinthegoldfish 4 года назад +3

      Nice.

    • @godzillarudi7870
      @godzillarudi7870 4 года назад +6

      Just. Behind. That. Door

    • @henhen197
      @henhen197 4 года назад +3

      Oh my god I actually fucking died reading this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrkiso13
    @mrkiso13 3 года назад +7023

    "I must become flesh"
    Shows big mouth with real flesh

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 года назад +303

      A Foolish Miscalculation! That is just paint! He colored the inside of his mouth pink so he would look more like a real boi!

    • @Neethan3247
      @Neethan3247 3 года назад +62

      @Aonghas Reid
      No it's because he "couldn't wait any longer" 😭😭🤣

    • @LuxCirilo
      @LuxCirilo 3 года назад +5

      Maybe he already consumed some other people?

    • @pixelreaper7953
      @pixelreaper7953 3 года назад +1

      @@smickothesmickest Do u watch MandJTV?

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 года назад

      @@pixelreaper7953 yes

  • @thedrawingkidanimatedkid686
    @thedrawingkidanimatedkid686 4 года назад +6629

    His doesn't sound scared
    He's just like: Well this sucks

    • @rickparsent9632
      @rickparsent9632 4 года назад +14

      ruclips.net/video/wtbcaWnybzs/видео.html

    • @birdman1873
      @birdman1873 4 года назад +15

      Yes this is true

    • @cactijackti
      @cactijackti 4 года назад +4

      He*

    • @RoxandDavid
      @RoxandDavid 4 года назад +6

      @@rickparsent9632 WTH dude!?

    • @MinusMaxyAI
      @MinusMaxyAI 4 года назад +3

      @@RoxandDavid is it a rickrokll?

  • @inkmaker2582
    @inkmaker2582 2 года назад +30

    Infinitely better than the 2022 live-action adaptation

  • @Humbledingify
    @Humbledingify 3 года назад +13472

    Remember, if Disney claims this video, it's canon.
    Edit: Thanks for 12K likes! You're all sweethearts!

    • @dinogt8477
      @dinogt8477 3 года назад +36

      ruclips.net/video/fTIlol7nDMs/видео.html

    • @OGZelgadisGraywords
      @OGZelgadisGraywords 3 года назад +16

      @@dinogt8477 lol

    • @maturin7089
      @maturin7089 3 года назад +79

      Disney didn't make pinocchio

    • @rikospostmodernlife
      @rikospostmodernlife 3 года назад +117

      @@maturin7089 they have rights over their version of the story and over the character models in their animations

    • @heyythatsprettygood8763
      @heyythatsprettygood8763 3 года назад +8

      that made me smile. jesus wept, I was not expecting that

  • @LukeLikesToDraw
    @LukeLikesToDraw 3 года назад +10419

    Pinocchio is actually pretty nice here. He explained why he needed to eat him and gave him some time to say his monologue before eating him. He even waited until after the video was over so no one else would have to witness it.

    • @plotarmor8017
      @plotarmor8017 3 года назад +435

      That's pretty polite of him other than him lying about not waiting to eat him

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 года назад +171

      Except he was lying about the need to eat him because his nose got longer as he did.

    • @davidbruce659
      @davidbruce659 3 года назад +60

      It's not nice.......it's simply villainy 101.....everybody knows that.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 3 года назад +69

      @@plotarmor8017 I think he was right about his reasoning, just not that he COULDN'T wait any longer. He was simply impatient

    • @echotube3111
      @echotube3111 3 года назад +25

      Everyone knows the villain explains their evil plan first

  • @thegreengibus3744
    @thegreengibus3744 4 года назад +4436

    Everyone's talking about how his nose grown when he said he could wait, but we arent talking about his nose didnt grow when he said he required his soul to become real

    • @BaggyeyesAl
      @BaggyeyesAl 4 года назад +285

      Oh fuck

    • @AnaCan-uc6qs
      @AnaCan-uc6qs 4 года назад +66

      😦😦

    • @warbeatler618
      @warbeatler618 4 года назад +446

      If he really BELIEVES that eating his dad will make him turn into a human then he is not lying but that does not mean that it will actually happen.

    • @riddlerthediddler4392
      @riddlerthediddler4392 4 года назад +54

      @@warbeatler618 His dad sounded like ge wasnt ver concerned about beong eaten so he probably knew it was true

    • @warbeatler618
      @warbeatler618 4 года назад +53

      @@riddlerthediddler4392 "wasn´t very concerned" what!? His dad begged for his life like for real, how can you say he wasn´r concerned for his own life LMAO.

  • @DylanStander-w9s
    @DylanStander-w9s 9 месяцев назад +9

    "Set this demon ablaze" is the best line ever

  • @bobbycorwen5783
    @bobbycorwen5783 4 года назад +2974

    Pinocchio: "You look like a double-wide surprise Papa.."

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 4 года назад +66

      how long before Pinocchio is canonically a soul-eating demon

    • @bobbycorwen5783
      @bobbycorwen5783 4 года назад +16

      @@rotisseriepossum That's up to Disney.

    • @CVSELCAPO
      @CVSELCAPO 4 года назад +15

      ...god damn....

    • @dadams5888
      @dadams5888 4 года назад +7

      Im fucking dead

    • @imribbit8850
      @imribbit8850 4 года назад +5

      Oh god.

  • @Nathan_Isabella
    @Nathan_Isabella 3 года назад +8635

    “I must consume your soul to become a real boy.” Notice how his nose doesn’t stretch out?

    • @Kingkillacruz
      @Kingkillacruz 3 года назад +375

      yall really trying to deep dive a 47 sec joint from Meat Canyon lol

    • @Kingkillacruz
      @Kingkillacruz 3 года назад +58

      @Asura Code *looks around
      No.. this isn't that serious 😂

    • @iamsohot.4981
      @iamsohot.4981 3 года назад +10

      *ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*

    • @Geck_Gxng
      @Geck_Gxng 3 года назад +46

      @@Kingkillacruz not really diving in the video shows it

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 3 года назад +4

      Really? Woow

  • @trimaxusrez3714
    @trimaxusrez3714 5 лет назад +1098

    That voice is absolutely glorious

  • @WSendam
    @WSendam Год назад +24

    Just like Disney he remade it ❤ never change papa meat

  • @blightcaster4388
    @blightcaster4388 5 лет назад +10493

    “I must consume your soul, to become a real boy”
    His nose doesn’t grow.
    Oh boy...

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 5 лет назад +491

      Is it a lie if he truly believes it, even if it's wrong?

    • @dylancarroll4623
      @dylancarroll4623 5 лет назад +112

      Blight Caster Tf2 Medic I think it would be worse, if he was lying about it.

    • @vincenzopaollogrieco9385
      @vincenzopaollogrieco9385 5 лет назад +206

      Yhea but he lied about not being able to wait, that the worst

    • @the_alaskan_yeti2652
      @the_alaskan_yeti2652 5 лет назад +16

      Which he is about to become

    • @illidanstormrage5313
      @illidanstormrage5313 5 лет назад +52

      So he needs to consume his sole but he could wait

  • @mixwidman5458
    @mixwidman5458 5 лет назад +1561

    If the author of the original novel could have, he would put this in. That puppet was pure evil up until over halfway.

    • @BlossomPathOnStage15
      @BlossomPathOnStage15 5 лет назад +36

      The original novel? I never heard or read the novel so what was the novel about can you tell me?

    • @TheRhuen
      @TheRhuen 5 лет назад +151

      It was a comic strip/book series. Pinocchio smashed the cricket with a hammer and was lynched, it was only changed to kid friendly due to editors pointing out it was selling but would sell more if it was kid friendly.

    • @lorax1274
      @lorax1274 5 лет назад +19

      @@TheRhuen he also bit off cat's paw and was hanged I think

    • @paarahful
      @paarahful 5 лет назад +30

      @@TheRhuen wow really? that's sounds much more interesting, i guess kid friendly adverts and such have been ruining things since forever

    • @darthhidious887
      @darthhidious887 5 лет назад +1

      @@paarahful how

  • @imthelusion
    @imthelusion 4 года назад +2686

    "I can not wait any longer papa..."
    *Phinoccio's nose grows*
    Me: hold up

    • @smg3250
      @smg3250 4 года назад +63

      *nose grows*
      Me: What the-

    • @Bigpapaforthewin
      @Bigpapaforthewin 4 года назад +27

      Jackson The plushie gamer wait I’m confused why would he WANT to wait longer?? Because his nose grew when he said I can not wait any longer which means he can???? 🤨

    • @overlordjenkins8885
      @overlordjenkins8885 4 года назад +87

      Big Papa it means he just wanted to eat him

    • @pepsiunwanted4632
      @pepsiunwanted4632 4 года назад +21

      He got a nose Boner-

    • @gerente9074
      @gerente9074 4 года назад +26

      He can WAIT, but he dont WANT...

  • @gobus6189
    @gobus6189 Год назад +14

    watching this after the NEWEST one. Damn the progression on the dark factor and quality. Been watching since this really maybe earlier.

    • @kyleknoernschild6348
      @kyleknoernschild6348 Год назад

      Also the Pinocchio remake on Disney+ and the Guillermo del Toro version on Netflix are Bad

  • @mikebakster2540
    @mikebakster2540 2 года назад +3231

    Honestly looks better than the lions gate pinnochio

    • @riothin8376
      @riothin8376 2 года назад +9

      at least this one isnt a twink power-bottom

    • @lorenzomariani503
      @lorenzomariani503 2 года назад +170

      "Father when can I leave to be on my ooown 💅💖💁‍♂️"

    • @owengriffin3923
      @owengriffin3923 2 года назад +18

      wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better

    • @cristinareyes9137
      @cristinareyes9137 2 года назад +69

      "I've got the whole world-ussy" 😩🏳️‍🌈

    • @1n5h0ck5
      @1n5h0ck5 2 года назад +8

      @@lorenzomariani503 That girly shit was Garbage who was the Voice actor anyway

  • @thefatherland7063
    @thefatherland7063 5 лет назад +812

    This all could of been avoided if he just answered yes

    • @jsievers1313
      @jsievers1313 5 лет назад +55

      Well if he wanted to eat him anyway not necessarily, it probably would have just gotten quiet and after awhile he probably would have just grabbed him and the events would have just played out as they do.

    • @maddoxtherat7394
      @maddoxtherat7394 5 лет назад +11

      Well actually he probably would’ve said “you LIAR!” And then kill him

    • @subjectdelta7210
      @subjectdelta7210 5 лет назад +1

      The Daddyland he would have then asked am I a real man now and ate him

  • @notimeforcreativenamesjust3034
    @notimeforcreativenamesjust3034 5 лет назад +2036

    "Wheres the box of matches when I need it"
    Greatest line ever

    • @jonick411
      @jonick411 5 лет назад +4

      🐮🔪

    • @CarltheP
      @CarltheP 5 лет назад +3

      When I read this that same sentence played as I read it 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @chunkybacon5724
      @chunkybacon5724 5 лет назад +10

      Set this demon ablaze please God

    • @chungosbruhthe1st
      @chungosbruhthe1st 4 года назад +2

      @MadForDubstep 🐮 🔪

    • @aaronhunt4989
      @aaronhunt4989 4 года назад

      No set this demon ablaze is

  • @shaydilane2172
    @shaydilane2172 2 года назад +14

    Crazy how meatcanyon predicted the 2022 remake

    • @nemopouncey3827
      @nemopouncey3827 2 года назад

      meatcanyon is like the Simpsons.
      he knows what's gonna happen.

    • @nemopouncey3827
      @nemopouncey3827 2 года назад

      he's Nostradamus confirmed.

  • @crimsonfenrir2334
    @crimsonfenrir2334 4 года назад +3713

    When you wish upon a star and the "star" is actually just another Lovecraftian eldritch god from the void.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 4 года назад +12

      Yhaa, exact same thought when I first saw this

    • @sunlightmaggot39
      @sunlightmaggot39 4 года назад +15

      Ugh, tell me about it. I wish be human and what do I get? Some crazy ass knight who shoves his head up my ass and wears me like a hat.

    • @Antibrutaka
      @Antibrutaka 4 года назад

      Thats exactly what I wanted to say

    • @scottmcconnell9211
      @scottmcconnell9211 4 года назад +4

      No lie, that shit sounds fuckin awesome. A lovecraftian entity that is either just a star or a nebulous mass of stars (apart from Azathoth) in the outer voids of the multiverse that basically fogs about as if with no purpose or reason.

    • @DvDick
      @DvDick 4 года назад +1

      Ahah I know what you mean puny shuggoth

  • @panna603
    @panna603 5 лет назад +1850

    I watch it again and again, just to hear that incredibly smooth, deep voice of Pinocchio. Im an addict now.

  • @mr.dystopian5554
    @mr.dystopian5554 4 года назад +815

    Pinocchio then went on to consume the great whale, his hunger for flesh never ceasing.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 4 года назад +15

      Oh man he's basically The Clay Boy.
      Ever hungry.
      Ever growing.

    • @mr.krinkle952
      @mr.krinkle952 4 года назад

      @@leyrua nah this is just a vore scenario

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 2 года назад +90

    I love how Pinocchio doesn't even bend his arms to move his father closer to his mouth, his arms just slowly reel in lmfao 😂💀

  • @wrestlingisreal1702
    @wrestlingisreal1702 5 лет назад +6481

    "I can not wait any longer papa"
    *nose grows*
    So... he can wait longer

    • @SamWiseTheGreat
      @SamWiseTheGreat 5 лет назад +536

      Yes. He just wants to devour him, regardless.

    • @Grotto76
      @Grotto76 5 лет назад +301

      Member of the Cenation
      Look at his mouth, he’s already flesh and bone. He’s just eating his ‘poppa’ for the hell of it.

    • @rose.velvet
      @rose.velvet 5 лет назад +20

      I was laughing so long xd

    • @manfallout91
      @manfallout91 5 лет назад +5

      That what I thought too...

    • @elitekadz6034
      @elitekadz6034 5 лет назад

      @@Grotto76 was gona say it

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 5 лет назад +782

    I remember a Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episode where a Pinnochio parody character tried to do something like this in an attempt to become a real boy.

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 5 лет назад +57

      The difference was that his demonic presence wasn’t as blatant as this. Or as creepy.

    • @oblivionguard7727
      @oblivionguard7727 5 лет назад +15

      A Blosch you are what you eat.

    • @kingherkenhoff
      @kingherkenhoff 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t know if it’s correct but I’m to lazy to look it up so like

    • @2lazyt378
      @2lazyt378 5 лет назад +4

      I think he tried to cook and eat them maybe. Or maybe it was some ritual?

    • @ablosch2452
      @ablosch2452 5 лет назад +10

      Yes, at the part where in the original he tried to irritate Monstro the Whale's belly enough to make him spit them out, he instead uses the fire to try and cook Billy.

  • @criticalcreeps2274
    @criticalcreeps2274 4 года назад +1136

    0:12
    Pinochio: I cannot wait anymore papa
    His nose: Cap

  • @LozzySullivan
    @LozzySullivan Год назад +15

    Back here after the recent 3D upload, eh?
    Welcome back. ❤️

  • @Antonio-yx6hg
    @Antonio-yx6hg 4 года назад +3083

    “dO I LoOK lIkE a ReAl bOY pAPa?”

  • @TMJBtv
    @TMJBtv 5 лет назад +841

    "Set this demon ablaze please God"
    I don't know how, but I want to work this into everyday conversations

    • @MeatCanyon
      @MeatCanyon  5 лет назад +56

      It’s a tricky task, but it can be done

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 лет назад +4

      @@MeatCanyon it's true,
      but hey:
      everyone needs a hobby.

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 5 лет назад +1

      @@MeatCanyon idk bout you but I find it pretty easy

    • @hdihiiehei
      @hdihiiehei 5 лет назад

      MeatCanyon it’s pretty actually

    • @JacobRivera168
      @JacobRivera168 5 лет назад

      Just met me.

  • @luxonexo2568
    @luxonexo2568 4 года назад +1569

    "I must consume your soul to become a real boy"
    Aaaand his nose didn't grow
    He didn't lie...

    • @tocotoucan7304
      @tocotoucan7304 3 года назад +39

      Oh wow, I definitely didn't know this, even though literally every single comment is talking about it.

    • @brentbottoms2876
      @brentbottoms2876 3 года назад +6

      could be a subjective truth

    • @jitterfanta
      @jitterfanta 3 года назад +17

      @@brentbottoms2876- Potentially, he seems to be a literal demon puppet though lmao. I think he'd know if he needed to eat his Papa, he could've waited longer though 😂.

    • @theamericanbrotherofmightg3734
      @theamericanbrotherofmightg3734 3 года назад +3

      But he could wait a little longer.

    • @pokepoke1889
      @pokepoke1889 3 года назад +11

      He was lying about waiting
      But he wasn’t lying about consuming souls

  • @TheBmonster1
    @TheBmonster1 2 года назад +3

    His screams for help have sarcasm in his voice like he wants his life to end

  • @fizzbrew
    @fizzbrew 4 года назад +6894

    Damn that mouth looks like it’s ready for that double wide surprise.

  • @bigpanda4073
    @bigpanda4073 4 года назад +6603

    The guy who voices pinocchio has the most relaxing tone i have ever heard😌.

    • @salvadorcardenas9317
      @salvadorcardenas9317 3 года назад +375

      Thats the artist himself, MeatCanyon, in all his mullet glory

    • @bigpanda4073
      @bigpanda4073 3 года назад +212

      @@salvadorcardenas9317 I would pay a dollar if he speaked in that tone for half an hour in a twitch stream.

    • @SirStrider
      @SirStrider 3 года назад +82

      One of the things on my bucket list is for him to tell me a bedtime story in that voice

    • @gio_g2
      @gio_g2 3 года назад +2

      So true

    • @pianoraves
      @pianoraves 3 года назад +8

      sounds a lot like ProzD

  • @freeman8776
    @freeman8776 4 года назад +2164

    He said "I can't wait any longer"
    His nose grow longer
    His lying

    • @memes4life990
      @memes4life990 3 года назад +172

      What makes it worse is that his nose didn't grow when he said he needed to consume his soul to become a real boy.

    • @freeman8776
      @freeman8776 3 года назад +10

      @@memes4life990 lmao

    • @memes4life990
      @memes4life990 3 года назад +3

      @Joyce Fioto I said that two weeks ago

    • @freeman8776
      @freeman8776 3 года назад +2

      @Pan. FluidGender Hi someone I don't know

    • @guywithouteyes666
      @guywithouteyes666 3 года назад +3

      DON'T GO LYIN' 2 ME
      I SAW A BODY LYI... ah u know the rest

  • @kenthefele113
    @kenthefele113 Год назад +12

    The craziest thing is the new video confirmed Geppetto somehow survived this.

  • @igmo520
    @igmo520 4 года назад +1049

    "Wheres a box of matches when you need it?!"
    I died🤣

  • @kaiserzaiser5002
    @kaiserzaiser5002 5 лет назад +454

    notice how his nose didn't grow when he said consuming his father flesh would make him whole. dark

    • @marcelzed1154
      @marcelzed1154 5 лет назад +56

      That doesn´t mean it's true. It just means that he believes it to be true

    • @kaiserzaiser5002
      @kaiserzaiser5002 5 лет назад +29

      @@marcelzed1154 good point.

    • @mandothe3rd745
      @mandothe3rd745 5 лет назад +5

      Rhetorical as his wisdom.

  • @s.n.7990
    @s.n.7990 4 года назад +1067

    “I cannot wait any longe papa” and his nose growth. Shit this makes it more creepy.

    • @toylife409
      @toylife409 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 4 года назад +67

      He just wants to C O N S U M E

    • @VenusChad
      @VenusChad 4 года назад +44

      That meant that he could wait and never had to do it, but he lied. He wanted to consume

    • @CatManThree
      @CatManThree 4 года назад +36

      "I must consume your soul to become a real boy" and his nose DOESN'T grow.

    • @reki2703
      @reki2703 4 года назад +1

      CatManThree wait

  • @criteriumgaming9457
    @criteriumgaming9457 2 года назад +14

    Disney should take inspiration from this masterpiece.

  • @Impalingthorn
    @Impalingthorn 4 года назад +5005

    "I cannot wait any longer"
    Nose grows.
    "I must consume your soul to become a real boy"
    Nose doesn't grow.
    Double D: "That's disturbing, Ed."

    • @vladteacup6065
      @vladteacup6065 4 года назад +8

      It did grow just before it went off screen.

    • @QuestionableLogic_
      @QuestionableLogic_ 4 года назад +13

      @@vladteacup6065 That's just because of it moving upwards

    • @Rick-oe4mw
      @Rick-oe4mw 4 года назад +17

      “Now, would anyone like a jawbreaker?”

    • @UhOhDom0
      @UhOhDom0 4 года назад +10

      25 cents is all it takes

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 года назад +1

      Why would his nose grow after saying "I cant wait any longer?" How could it be a lie if he clearly was telling the truth judging by the fact that he ate him.

  • @MadOrange644
    @MadOrange644 3 года назад +2022

    The scary part is this isn't far off from the original novel.

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 года назад +376

      Ah yes, I remember now! Pinocchio opening his mouth as it extends as far as his whole body to grab his creator and eat him. Memory lane!

    • @letsnotdothat975
      @letsnotdothat975 3 года назад +173

      Idk what kinda Pinocchio you watched but I dont remember this being remotely close

    • @MadOrange644
      @MadOrange644 3 года назад +105

      @@letsnotdothat975 Read the og book.

    • @letsnotdothat975
      @letsnotdothat975 3 года назад +233

      @@MadOrange644 I forgot about the original book. Curse you disney for not traumatizing me

    • @bad8243
      @bad8243 3 года назад +26

      @@letsnotdothat975 Wait, what happens

  • @Mrnucklebuck
    @Mrnucklebuck 4 года назад +1584

    His voice is weird but I can’t stop listening to it

    • @rabbit455
      @rabbit455 4 года назад +70

      His voice in this is the best, I only like the videos with this voice in to haha

    • @diablerietandino1941
      @diablerietandino1941 4 года назад +36

      I know right? It's creepy as hell but too damn compelling to NOT listen to it.

    • @Mrnucklebuck
      @Mrnucklebuck 4 года назад +5

      I can’t be a boomer bec I’m 11 years old and u have to be like 40

    • @Mrnucklebuck
      @Mrnucklebuck 4 года назад +1

      Dedham Tinker I don’t get homework

    • @adbar89
      @adbar89 4 года назад +1

      I got ASMR from it lol

  • @CoolDude-kd1bj
    @CoolDude-kd1bj Год назад +15

    A classic that will be remembered fondly for many years to come. Truly a masterpiece of the Great Meatcanyon.

  • @cole5953
    @cole5953 5 лет назад +1908

    "You will be, one day my little wooden boy"
    *waits for 2 seconds*
    "I can wait no longer papa.

    • @faceripper77
      @faceripper77 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @bobux3866
      @bobux3866 5 лет назад +5

      😃

    • @teddyflowers2798
      @teddyflowers2798 5 лет назад +9

      So he can wait longer

    • @cole5953
      @cole5953 5 лет назад +19

      @Ordonity Big talk from the guy with a homer Simpson profile picture. I must've forgot that properly quoting a line from a ridiculous pinocchio parody on youtube was the pinnacle intelligence test. The amount of disgusting self importance radiating off of your cringy comment is as annoying as it is unnecessary. Was it a hard day at work? Did the boss yell at you today? Maybe the wife or husband got a bit pissy with you today and here you are throwing that piss back out into a random RUclips comment to make yourself feel better. It would be funny, if it wasnt so god damn obnoxious and sad. Then again, if a quote comment on a pinocchio parody can make you that hostile, maybe you just have bad days because of yourself.

    • @omgidkwhatimdoing9626
      @omgidkwhatimdoing9626 5 лет назад

      ​@@cole5953 dude the video is right here, if you are just going to quote it without anything the least you can do is actually quote it fucking correctly.
      or are you too stupid for that?

  • @internalsorrows
    @internalsorrows 4 года назад +1278

    0:28
    *WE'LL*
    *BE*
    *RIGHT*
    *BACK*
    Edit :
    1.3K LIKES??? IVE NEVER GOTTEN SO MANY LIKES BEFORE OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @christinevergara5357
      @christinevergara5357 4 года назад +20

      •Bunny• you forgot the BLRRRRP

    • @GhostGayle
      @GhostGayle 4 года назад +13

      I heard this comment

    • @gregorymerry5408
      @gregorymerry5408 4 года назад +7

      I fucking heard the tune when I read this lol

    • @flowerdia0966
      @flowerdia0966 4 года назад +2

      @@gregorymerry5408 ME TOO ACTUALLY LOL

    • @shane9245
      @shane9245 4 года назад

      aaaand just like that the comment is ruined!

  • @reeftheweirdboy9177
    @reeftheweirdboy9177 5 лет назад +417

    "In order for me to become a real boy. I have to devour the flesh of a real boy"
    -The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy Pinocchio

    • @kingherkenhoff
      @kingherkenhoff 5 лет назад +7

      I don’t know if it’s correct but I’m to lazy to look it up so like

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 5 лет назад +2

      K Herkenhoff ruclips.net/video/6K1RE-PV6YA/видео.html here’s an episode clip where he talks about eating some kids flesh right here

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 5 лет назад +3

      ReefTheWeirdBoi they predicted this

    • @nostalgianetwork1225
      @nostalgianetwork1225 5 лет назад

      Walks away

  • @GiustoProductions
    @GiustoProductions Год назад +10

    Here remembering where it all started

  • @WingXCustom
    @WingXCustom 3 года назад +1187

    "Take away this puppet boy's life!"
    "Jesus Christ! Lord have mercy on my soul!"
    "Set this Demon ablaze. Please God!"

    • @_Flame_Pillar_
      @_Flame_Pillar_ 3 года назад +18

      Fr. 🙏

    • @jesusjulian3100
      @jesusjulian3100 2 года назад +36

      Bro yelled in lower case

    • @Jymron12
      @Jymron12 2 года назад

      Amen and he dead

    • @lindaanderson9721
      @lindaanderson9721 2 года назад

      Yeah it's a sick thing isn't it I noticed on TV where he has a tail now go figure.

  • @alicetheforsaken8633
    @alicetheforsaken8633 5 лет назад +2282

    It appears that I have stepped into the nightmare fuel side of RUclips. 0_0

    • @SassyCassie89
      @SassyCassie89 5 лет назад +31

      I've been here for seven years...tell me what was the millennium new year's like?

    • @alicetheforsaken8633
      @alicetheforsaken8633 5 лет назад +22

      Moochbag I see,well there are 4 things that I can tell you about this millennium:
      1.Zombie games have become even cooler.
      2.Old movies such as The Lion King have entered a state of becoming more life like.
      3.Donald Trump is STILL our president.
      4.Invader Zim’s movie has become the best thing since nicktoons.

    • @SassyCassie89
      @SassyCassie89 5 лет назад +7

      @@alicetheforsaken8633 it...it sounds beautiful 😭, well apart from trump maybe 🤔....stay here with me Alive we can make our own cool zombies and worship zim as our rightful leader..... don't leave me with nightmare fuel Pinocchio, the LIES Alice! THE LIIIIIIEEEES!!!

    • @alicetheforsaken8633
      @alicetheforsaken8633 5 лет назад +3

      @@SassyCassie89 Dear God,of course I will not leave you here! We shall be the gods of zombies. Zim will be our flish and boon(my funny way of saying flesh and bone)!We shall expose the LIES! And if all fails,we will abandoned the level of heck that was brought upon this acursed land!!!And don't worry,Zim shall come with us and we will ride into the sunset on gir's back. Tak and Dib will be our prisoners!!!!Together,we will destroy the nightmare Pinocchio!!!!

    • @alicetheforsaken8633
      @alicetheforsaken8633 5 лет назад +3

      @What' Ev If Moochbag and I have no other plan to destroy the Pinocchio nightmare fuel menace, and our only choice is to get out,you shall be our general in leading us all out of the greatest of obstacles that the millennium beholds to us!!USE THE POWER OF ZIM!!!!!!

  • @boofstain1508
    @boofstain1508 5 лет назад +736

    That guy didn't seem that scared to die

  • @Legithiro
    @Legithiro Год назад +16

    Man, what a funny little short. I sure hope it doesn’t get remade into a 3D horror masterpiece

  • @davidmccown6127
    @davidmccown6127 5 лет назад +2234

    the real question is why would he make Pinocchio with two rows of sharp teeth like that.

    • @ethanm9229
      @ethanm9229 5 лет назад +296

      David McCown for emergencies and for when he wanted to become a real boi

    • @headsgrowback1
      @headsgrowback1 5 лет назад +223

      You actually can't see it, there are three more rows.

    • @flaze603
      @flaze603 5 лет назад +80

      David McCown he dint he just pure evil

    • @hashiramasenju6072
      @hashiramasenju6072 5 лет назад +6

      Nightmare fuel

    • @landstalker
      @landstalker 5 лет назад +38

      Boyz... be dirty mind and u will see the truth... the only thing the creator made.. was a hole made by flesh... you can think what u want... but he had to pay his sins with his own life. So ironic ♡♡

  • @mingmingandmikki
    @mingmingandmikki 5 лет назад +787

    Look at his mouth, he’s already flesh and bones

    • @blackberry8615
      @blackberry8615 5 лет назад +5

      Akira Saelim woAH

    • @Majima897
      @Majima897 4 года назад +5

      Trippy

    • @dlucky7s456
      @dlucky7s456 4 года назад +35

      Who knows that could just be paint and wooden teeth

    • @mentropoomin9985
      @mentropoomin9985 4 года назад +17

      @@dlucky7s456 wair was it Gepetto that made the mouth or did pinocchio just went Pennywise on his ass and just randomly grew 2 rows of teeth?

    • @NoName-st4tw
      @NoName-st4tw 4 года назад

      He just wanted to eat him

  • @cheeriopuff2684
    @cheeriopuff2684 4 года назад +540

    This is actually more accurate to the book

    • @Dragiot
      @Dragiot 4 года назад +4

      Really, why is it????

    • @cheeriopuff2684
      @cheeriopuff2684 4 года назад +77

      @@Dragiot in the book the story is supposed to be about teaching discipline but from like 1950 and Pinocchio gets burned, hanged, eaten and he also kills the grasshopper

    • @bigballz6325
      @bigballz6325 4 года назад

      @@cheeriopuff2684 🧢

    • @cheeriopuff2684
      @cheeriopuff2684 4 года назад +3

      @@bigballz6325 🤡

    • @itsDjjayyArt
      @itsDjjayyArt 4 года назад

      @@cheeriopuff2684 oh shiiit dead ass

  • @MadChristoph
    @MadChristoph Год назад +15

    Who came back here after MeatCanyon's new video?