KingCobra Spends 80 Dollars On DoorDash Pizza
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Call me a schmuck but watching Josh can be a weirdly fun experience. For me, watching him feels like the equivalent of being a babysitter but stuck behind a muted glass box so all you can do is watch all his decisions in horror, hoping he sees you shake your head and gets the message he should not add whatever he's holding to his meal.
This is the best comment I’ve ever read
At least when it comes to Josh I understand how he spends $60+ on every order. That $70 Firehouse sub still has me dumbfounded. I'll also say at least he's passionate about what he does unlike The Guy.
Bro, I hate watching DSP, but if this is what we get when DSP is gone, I'm gonna have to go to Detractor Rehab because I wouldn't be able to stomach this guy.
Lol... (In character of DSP) alright so ummm (sips and chews water) this mouth drooler here okay, this mouth drooler is such a fan of mine alright? He's such a fan that he actually would rather watch scumbags in dee Internet troll me than watch this non-meaningful style kinda guy alright? (Snort) now! That being said okay? This man might be watching detractor khantent but at least he understands robust quality meaningful khantent when he sees it even if it is surrounded by detector troll bullshit I mean ya know what I'm saying? Alright! (Snort) ummm (clears throat) okaaaaayyyy I just got a $20 tip ONE MINUTE MAN! Thank you very much for that one minute man. One minute man says "that documentary is gonna be very positive Daddy Phil" I agree, it'll be all positive khantent not toxic from bullshit.
cringe@@bogartwilley
@@Rodemu you know what's truly cringe? People that use the word "cringe" in common conversation
Little Caesars, the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.
His obsession with grease making it sound like it's absolutely vital to make food edible is something that will never cease to infuriate and amaze me.
$42 for one Little Caesars pizza... Holy hell
damn, he really sounds like he wishes he could show that pizza he loves it so much more than just by simply eating it. He may have just met his soul mate.
Cobes was legit heartbroken when KFC took away the Double Down, good to see he’s found love again
Boglin foodhack style videos are a lot like having a sandwhich shop, and by the way Khat agrees.
That trash pizza cost him more than a sirloin teriyaki bento box and sashimi appetizer- for a hot and ready that got jumped by a salad bar. Amazing 😂
I would rather listen to DSP's snorts, than the Boglim sipping garlic butter sauce
Thanks for the 5 bill. Isnt it crazy that thats a sentence you had to type out though 😂
What about the faces Phil makes when he’s taking a bite?
DSP looking different today
Cobes living his best 13 yr old life right now, I would've loved eating that much food at that age.
You can pay 80 bucks for a pizza but you can’t even give the driver a tip. I bet Philly boy doesn’t tip his drivers too.
He had to have been high during this 😂
JESUS CHRIST!!! 43$ for one goddamn pizza??? you CAN NOT TELL ME THIS BOY ISNT RUINING HIS OWN LIFE WITH THOSE DECISIONS!!!!!!
He didn't even give the dasher a tip for that $74 order? I don't even think 2 large pizzas with breadsticks and drinks from Pizza Hut or Domino's would cost that much, even with the delivery fee and a tip.
I used to like Little Ceasar's quite a bit when I was younger, but there are definitely better options for a pizza night.
Thats assuming no tip as to not say he spent more than he maybe did. This is the minimum total
@@AtlustheBookkeeperStill, that's nuts.
4:04 That looks just like King Cobra does... Disgusting. Bro took cheap ass food and just added crap on top of crap. That doesn't make it more appealing, just more expensive.
In the town I live in we only have one fast food place, and it’s McDonald’s. There’s also no Uber or door dash here. I can’t understand why people are okay with paying 3 to 4 times more because they don’t want to get their ass out and get it themselves……….. SNORT!!!
Better off without all that nonsense
Cobra needs to embrace the baldness at this point
$75 is what we spend on birthdays in our household, which are composed of a large pancit Malabon (look it up, it's pretty glorious), 4 14" pizzas, 2 2L sodas and rye breads on the side. I wouldn't even fathom spending $75 on just one meal, when I'm even ashamed of spending $20 on just a single order.
It's men like this that make me enthusiastic about my own self-care and well-being. They have that as a service to society, if nothing else.
Dsp should make you better with money and make you passionate about the projects you do. Cobra should make you want to take better care of yourself
Glad to see you branching out in the library, I never knew king cobra existed till now
I've never heard of King Cobra before. With the hair, video quality, and overpaying for door dash, I thought for a second that this was a new DSP channel 🤣
Shroud has spent over 15k on one pair of sneakers.... several times. He sits in his second bedroom all day.... probably barefoot.
I can go across the street and get 4 family pizzas for that price. Or I can have it delivered for 5$.
Turning a little ceasers pizza into a prison spread is wild
Cobes fascinates me. I don't have anything against the guy. He doesn't really irate me. He's entertaining in a crazy, alternate universe kind of way.
Yeah, at least he isnt a piece of shit like DSP
I like him better than DSP already. 🤣🤣
Typical lolcow behaviour honestly
You’re right, I can stomach watching Cobes eat more than I can Phil. Cobes has this weird way of cramming food into his mouth like a starving person, but chewing it like a sloth.
Edit: Bro, Cobes breakfast is around 1:30
i remember watching a video that cobra poured dipping sauce on his pizza and it was leaking through the box
The fact he spent so much on lil caesar's is absolutely insane. That is like premium slop
As Paul Mooney once said in a Chappelle Show skit, “What is wrong with yo teeth!?”
Here's a real food hack: the more u add to the pizza the less u get b/c they run out of room but they sure charge the same
The rating system does not judge the food based on taste or quality but on calorie density. A four point system is suitable.
80$ for a goddamn lil cesar's is truly boglim style food hacks toobs
13:05 Atlus bro thank you for the closeup... I am now audio only
I apologize. It do be like that sometimes though 🙏
@@AtlustheBookkeeper It's ok Big Ups my guy
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Also please talk about Rich ReviewTechUSA saying the detractor community is losing their minds over the documentary and Rich admitting he was a Dent...
@@SheepTacoMan its on the list. Next vid looking at a recent dsp clip talking about the doc. Vid after rtu being a dent.
I feel physically ill watching this Cobra guy.
When I read the title I imagined he went to a premium pizza place. But little Ceasers?? Really? 😂
Yeah man. 74 dollars on little Ceasars
74 bucks for that amount of Little Caesars delivered... You'd have to be crazy to hit confirm on that. People are complaining They're broke nowadays and I wonder why lol
I can't listen to Cobes eat it's disgusting sounding, but I love this guy. He's unintentionally funny.
The guy or king cobra idc. I need my daily dose of Atlus ❤
I use delivery apps every now & again but $74 for little ceasers? Ya get fucked with that one lol
We certainly live in a society.
Only our dark lord can summon an $80 little caesars order. Praise cobras magic!
gotta get that little keizers peekza
I somehow slipped into a parallel universe where ReviewBrah is a metalhead lol
What a waste of other peeps $$.. I got 2 premium pizzas a garlic bread and a Pepsi for $27 unlike cobes though I get my own food
This is the equivalent of my teen self going on AlienWare website and creating a custom $12,000 computer that I clearly couldn't afford lol.
$80 on Little Caesars? DA FUCK? Why not just go pick it up?
He still would of spent like 50 bucks
Just shy of 5 usd on bullshit sauce cups.
Also, 5 minutes in and cobras got his own fast food chain ripe for franchising.
my stomach dropped when he slurped the garlic butter oh my lord
Worst part of this is that his pallet is absolutely fubar’d so he probably can’t taste this
That robust cup cleaning tho.
That chair used to be white 😂.
Imagine how much grease is soaked into everything in that house. It would probably burn for a week if there was a fire.
I dab all the grease off the top of a pizza w a paper towel if its really bad.
Big ups. And little Caesar’s at that…..bruh.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper. Not as quick tonight.🤣😂
Edit: If I'm ordering pizza I'm ordering something not a chain pizza.
Letttssss gooooo cobraaaaa
Holy shit 80 dollars on one pizza what an asshole could be dsp brother lol
A savory variety-style video, sir bookkeeper
That's some of the deep lore - he never eats anything hot. Likely because his teeth are in really bad shape.
So to add insult to injury, our boy ate the 80 dollar Little Caesars cold (or lukewarm at best)
Amazing insight brother big ups
this is exactly why "they" shouldn't manage their own money.
Ok how does little fucking Caesar’s up the price to 40 bucks?
He put a bunch of extras on there and they up charge for that ans double portions
Man, food in the US is crazy expensive
It adds up quick when you wanna be too lazy to get it lol
And now Phil can claim that he has "Inspired" another RUclipsr, this time ordering DoorDash and eating/reviewing it on stream.
Oooo bridging over to Cobes, i can always use more people covering the BOY
As someone from a 3rd World Country, Little Caesars is my religion.
Because it's the more economic solution.
LC is what you have when you're in dire economical straits, not when it's pay day.
So spending almost 43 bucks on an LC order, let alone for just 1 pie, would have never crossed my mind.
Not even a brick oven pizza from an actual ristorante sets me back that much.
Love me some of the gothic bad boy. I love showing people his dank food hacks.
Damn, I'm nauseous now
I admit, I'm a fairly ordinary person with pizza. I git myself a Papa Johns pepperoni. It only costed, like... 8 dollars? Maybe a little more? Anyway, not damn near 80 bucks.
Dont like to talk about people's appearances, but thats a wild hairline 😅
This guy's head is shaped like an 8
A dude I know from Highschool is exactly like Cobra.
Which is exactly what he was like in Highschool.
20 years ago. 😂
Dude still wears the jacket he got with Marlboro Miles and thinks its cool. Still owns a 6 foot plastic bong that he never changes the water in. Still puts a speaker in his window so the neighborhood can hear him listen to Cannibal Corpse or some other absurd racket metal about sticking glass up your pee hole.
He still lights off firecrackers in the house and leans into farts in public.
Still drinks 40s cus he thinks a bigger bottle is so hardcore. Why have 4 cold cans when you can have a piss warm jug of beer?
And of course, is in complete denial of his age and hairline.
Poor Wes.... I should tell him to start a RUclips channel. Call himself Monarch Mamba or something.
Shiiiiit... I could produce it... this went from facetious sarcasm to a potentially good idea. 😂
This man so he is not going to Stunt lmao it's a pizza my guy you just eat it even if it's 75 bucks homie 😂
I converted it to my local currency and I could get pizza delivered for my entire family for less than that single pizza. Why would anyone spend that much on a single pizza.
I mean clearly cobes doesnt think like your average person. He is a gothic bad boy
Coming back to this video I really wonder if he wants that many toppings why doesn't he just buy the ingredients and make a pizza himself which would be way way cheaper and make good content. I am not too well versed in him though so I don't know his cooking ability maybe he is incapable of doing so.
Ok I watched a video of him cooking and I regret saying that
@@Owlsnerf yeah its definitely above his capabilities. Mans got an "odd" style pf cooking
@@AtlustheBookkeeper He certainly has a talent for making food look unappealing.
Atlus’ bog chron era coming in nicely, toobz. TMDWU
I mean when i use a scale, it's just saying whether something is good, okay, or bad. Scale of 1 to 3 I guess, but it's easy to understand.
how's the sandwich shop holding up altus? hopefully no boglim comes in asking for a crazy sandwich combo...
If they pay 80 bucks for them ill gladly make them
now if dsp ran the sandwich shop he'd whine and bitch that we don't do crazy custom orders and they just need to get the chicken parm and leave
Can't wait for Atlus to make fun of the shills who spent 80 bucks on Boring Gate 3. Like that's ever going to happen. 😂😂😂
For that kind of money you could get 2 maybe even 3 seriously good artisan pizzas from non chain places. Little caesars for how cheap it is isnt so bad but this is ridiculous.
unrelateed but i was randomly gifted a membership to DSP and i feel so dirty OMG CRINGEEEE
Lol
Big ups for stepping out of the snortex and covering other Lolcows, Atlus. But I can’t stomach watching this creature for more than five minutes at a time.
Understandable 🙏
Topings didn't slide off cause he let it sit for an hour or more. That's boglim science obviously.
I'm for mixing it up some, that variety kahntent
Bro 42 dollars on a pizza is regarded. I go to a nice NY style pizzeria, wood fired ovens and get like either 18 or 24 inch pizza with pineapple, the kind you struggle fitting in a car the proper flat way, and an order of garlic knots. I'm cheap so you know I just hit a gas station for drinks or have some at home, but all that, food for like 2-3 meals by myself, is MAYBE 30$ and it's usually a lil below that and I'll just throw the change in their tip jar. If I'm remembering correctly I think it's like a lil under 25$ for the 18 and under 30 for the 24. And that's me saving bucks by getting off my ass and picking it up
I like this Guy over DSP
A new Tome is opened. Blessed be the Bookkeeper, and long may his Archive of Lolcows grow.
Seriously though, I would watch you cover anyone.
appreciate that
Do Foodie Beauty next. It's a hot stink'in mess over there right now. You thought DSP and the Cobra dude are insane? They are saints compared to her.
@@sephirothswh0re598 I gotta do some research on her but id be interested in doing a vid on it if I enjoy
@AtlustheBookkeeper Great! Take your time. Love your videos by the way.
Male pattern baldness isn't usually funny or weird, unless it's a DSP situation; wherein the afflicted guy is denying it, or trying to put it down to anything *but* the fact that he's balding.
But this guy?! I felt like vomiting every time he bowed his head! His scalp looks like a Xenomorph egg! Or the surface of Jupiter. Or an aerial photo of the WWI trenches. Somehow it looks like all those things at once! And the pony tail stemming from those wings of hair to the side, makes him look like he directs low-budget adult films in his spare time.
What's even worse is the grease! What's he tipping the Doordash guy with - naturally grown petrol?! I just...can't with that hair. The guy needs a skin-close razor cut.
gothic bad boys dont get razor cuts doob
So, to me the most famous reviewer who used a 4 Star system was Roger Ebert.
mead-style coverage big ups
I see the snake and bearded dragon plushes…please tell me this guy doesn’t have reptiles
He did have a bearded dragon but he is no longer with us. Rip puff
@@AtlustheBookkeeper tragic.. I hope poor Puff didn’t suffer too much
@@garfieldenjoyer420 well he ran into the cold Wyoming winter never to be seen again
@@AtlustheBookkeeper why the hell is he letting his dragon just run around 😭😭 Puff had Enuff
I went to school with a few people who would pat pizzas down with napkins to get the grease off. I just figured it was something that some people did.
This dude is too goddamn depressing for my liking. I know other detractors like An1337 follow him, but Cobra content isn’t for me.
Understandable. Do you have another lolcow you would like to see?
For me it's almost the opposite, it's like train crash heaven. It's so unfathomably depressing that I can't look away. I completely understand why people can't do Cobes though so more power to you man, stay sane.
Man, I was hoping you would talk about this creature one day. I love him so much. And the boy isn't off duster. Someone in his apartment sees packs of duster delivered to his apartment.
I seen an interview with his dad and and him saying some troll is dashing it to his appt as a cruel joke? Idk what to believe but if he says he is Ill give him the benefit of the doubt. Dont hurt me none
Im not spending that much for any pizza but especially not little cesars
I don’t even know how it’s possible to spend that much money at little Caesar’s. I still don’t understand why anyone would send this dude their hard earned money.
That moment Mellow Mushroom is half the price of your insane pizza order.
I like that you cobra also. Variety is on the table!
Bro he ruined that pizza... Jalapeno cheese sauce?! All the toppings too. Ugh I can enjoy a meat lovers or a supreme style but his abomination sounds awful. Reminds me of a college friend that ordered our group two Domino's pizzas with alfredo sauce and barbecue sauce instead of tomato paste. He ruined our get-together and got kicked out of our group soon after lol.
I love our dark lord
$74.88 for a pizza that's too much if Cole brought actually did his research there is actually extensions out there that could save him money on things like this like for instance when I order food I use honey and that's been saving me a lot of money and I think cobra should do that that would save a lot of time and a lot of money happy new year by the way
14:08. I think the 4 Stars are like this :
4 Stars...Perfect
3 Stars...Pretty Good
2 Stars...Eatable (but not good)
1 Star.....Shait!.