Technoblades FUNNIEST Dream SMP Moments! V4
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2020
- aka. Technoblade joining Dream SMP and then being hilarious.
aka. Technoblade Dream SMP Funny Moments
aka. Have no more aka. ideas lmao.
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Welcome to my new video!
Today I've got another Funny Technoblade Moments Compilation for you!
Since Technoblade joined the Dream SMP Server a few weeks ago due to the REVOLUTION against Manberg
He's had his appearance in many streams and also has streamed on his own youtube channel!
I've tried to find the most hilarious Technoblade Moments and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title technoblade funniest dream smp moments!
All scenes are from Technoblade himself! Sometimes the Funny Technoblade Moments are just out of
context or are like a running gag so don't wonder if you can't understand some of these Clips.
I have to say that I haven't watched Technoblade much before creating this Technoblade hilarious Moments video but I really
enjoyed researching for the funniest Technoblade moments through everyones Streams!
Please make sure to sub to the following people!
Technoblade:
/ technothepig
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Please notice that I don't own ANY of these Clips and I only create compilations of these Videos and Streams
If you want any of my videos to be taken down e-mail me at DreamsNightmare@web.de
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Have fun with the video!
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Technoblade's monotone voice is soothing
Let his soothing vocals lull you to the deepest and most refreshing sleep you have ever experienced.
Yes
I don’t think it’s monotone, it’s just deep and calm
I agre
I know right
"I only had to kill 2 employees to speak to the manager. Now that's customer service!"
I. Am. Dying. Of. Laughter.
im am dying too, now techno can speak to our manager
Karens be like
Techoblade Karen simulator "I only had to kill two employees to speak to the manager"
Technoblade everytime he start streaming : "Starting the stream....."
Technoblade chat : "Your mic muted!!!!"
Yes they troll him but anything but that message they just never use it.
Also TECHNOLATE
It's like when my school teacher starts our class
After the "would I cause problems?" you should've put the crossbow genocide clip
xDDD TRUE! But sadly the video was finished before the festival :D
@@NightmareProductions Oh okay. Still a good video though.
@@NightmareProductions suggestion put the genocide in the next video then flashback to his line would i cause problems in slow motion as the screen slowly becomes transparent and behind that transparency is him doing the genocide
the. WHAT?
@@muffindx3462 lol u don't know
I like how sentences have exclaimation points but techno just says it his normal voice
His normal voice is demanding
It's subtitles
@@Androidy his voice. Is. *DEMANDING!*
techno after every clip: **aLrIgHt**
Lol it’s as if he needs to tell himself that his sentence is over
well his allright is pretty usefull for me to know when he's finished with his jokes lmao
**AnYhOw**
"You think i have a shred of mercy?"
*later hesitates killing tubbo*
To be fair that was probably a distraction while he planned how to kill everyone else
@@jkc-l8978 Cringe
F you excluded the part where the ravager totally lost his will to even continue on living and stopped attacking technoblade while being dragged in a never ending whirlpool of sadness and self doubt
F
F
F
F
F
These latest streams were just comedy golds.
"Starting the stream", I miss it, we miss you Tech. I just stopped crying earlier but now I teared up again when I heard that fuck.
"I only had to kill 2 employees to speak to the manager!"
"Now THAT's costumer service"
reminds me of a certain group of people
Karen
4:05 Dream was playing with one hand when he lost to you
shut up
I was playing with a steering wheel
5:45 "I Don't like you" (Donates money)
My favourites:
1:25 Techno's level go brrr
2:43 Techno and the customer support Part I
3:44 How Techno joined Dream SMP
6:39 Techno and the customer support Part II
@MEMEGOD youtube
3:47 If that is true why is tommy on the server
xD
Thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger
See the chat lol
Cause hes lesbian.
Genius play
That is now my new shook noise :
"Heiyh???"
Hey I don't want to be annoying and you probably can't remember who I am but..
❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌
But if you do..
Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 1,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo
greatful if you could just give it a chance!
The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not
able to do content by myself so I created this video!
I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all
can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours]
Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube ..
I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title..
so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅
(and yes I may have answered to your comments multiple times because I'm sending this to every comment created by subscribers)
Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️ Have a nice Day!!
Bro I really miss him..
Rest in peace techno
We loved u so much :')
Techno's funnier than all these noobs.
7:39 lol look at those squids swimming on the right hand side of the water. They just like... went back in time or something for a sec, hahaha.
Maybe the Dolphin just didn't feel like helping him, instead of trying to help him and being slow
Techno's chat with others at 4:25 is hilarious
I would actually pay real money to see Techno beat minecraft using only guitar hero controllers.
SUB TO TECHNOBLADE -> --ruclips.net/user/Technoblade-- --ruclips.net/channel/UCVafqTFM3PMM99v-gTKkaHg--
Funny how a riptide Trident would change the rain from being the worse to the best because I can become a TECHNOPLANE
techno’s HHHAAAAAAYYYYHHH always makes my day
Techno adds personas to all the animals and its great
When he broke the lily pads I panicked for a second because I forgot that boats don’t break anymore
Wow, You used to have 199 subs and now you have 9k! Also this was hilarious lol
Thanks mate! ^^
They grow up so fast
34k
I resonate with Techno so well
If they needed a iq test to join the SMP, how did Tommy get in?
The IQ needed rises progressively the older you are xD
Also..
❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌
But if you do..
Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 3,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo
greatful if you could just give it a chance!
The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not
able to do content by myself so I created this video!
I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all
can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours]
Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube ..
I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title..
so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅
Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️
Techno is so funny and delightful to watch
5:55 technoblade is just crazy and a psychopath at times AND I love that so much lol
When Technoblade say he say looking for water tample
But he mean water ruins
Me: why
When the blood god doesn’t upload or stream so you’re stuck watching these videos
I feel you.
Also..
❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌
But if you do..
Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 3,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo
greatful if you could just give it a chance!
The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not
able to do content by myself so I created this video!
I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all
can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours]
Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube ..
I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title..
so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅
Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️
I lost it when he said "you lost your job welcome to the economy"
Yeah that's the humor we're here for :D
Also..
❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌
But if you do..
Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 3,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo
greatful if you could just give it a chance!
The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not
able to do content by myself so I created this video!
I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all
can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours]
Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube ..
I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title..
so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅
Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️
It's funny until he reload his crossbow.
HEEHH?!
HAEHH??
HAEIY??
7:17 xD
Things I watch at 1 percent battery
2:02, perfect example of foreshadowing
Could we get a compilation of techno getting a glass of water
Technoblade is ultimate Karen:
*"I only had to kill 2 employees before i managed to speak to manager"*
I only had to kill 2 employees to see the manager now that’s customer service
Techno 2020
Technoblade never dies
2:03 funny thing is , even tho he has all the netherite stuff and full of enchanment , but still using that wooden pick xD
Me wanting techno to stream everyday 😭 bruh I miss him already and he streamed just a while back
My nerd self: technobalde… poodles were french hunting dogs, what do you think that haircut is for!? Fashion? No! Its for keeping them warm but also making sure their hair doesn’t get caught in brambles. Poodles are crazy fast! Mines only a miniature and could probably run for a day straight!
1:19
The festival went well
I like how as soon as the captain appeared on screen in the corner I had lag
Techno support
TECHNOSUPPORT
TECHNO SUPPORT
Rip techno
6:32
Monotone Mickey Mouse
Bedrock:while in a boat with dolphins following you, you increases your speed on a boat
I play bedrock and I really can't confirm or deny this
Tommy with an IQ higher than 190 isn’t possible
Hey I don't want to be annoying and you probably can't remember who I am but..
❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌
But if you do..
Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 1,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo
greatful if you could just give it a chance!
The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not
able to do content by myself so I created this video!
I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all
can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours]
Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube ..
I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title..
so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅
(and yes I may have answered to your comments multiple times because I'm sending this to every comment created by subscribers)
Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️ Have a nice Day!!
@@NightmareProductions Heh
This man has COMPLETELY deleted the letter "g" from the alphabet lol
4:39 7,3M now🗿
Ah yes Dreams's enemy "Nightmare"
Technoblade want to speak to the manager
“Alright”
The funniest thing about this video is the way that poodle was spelled
2:57 Yeah AMERICA
3:50 then how did tommy get on the sever ^v^
Technoblade the Karen: I only had to kill 2 employees before I could finally speak to the manager!
Now that's customer service!
04:17 Ponk looks pretty mad
5:01 anyone else see the zombie just disappear?
Techno should do a hard core
He would
He 100% woukd
Techno is my favorite RUclipsr........ besides you.....
Lead the Dolphin
Yes "pudel"
"Pudel"
I only had to kill two employees before I had to speak to the manager
Technokaren
i just noticed in one of the clips someone donated 50... moneys... just to say and i quote "i dont like you"
Let me describe Tecno for you tecno
Is a guy who is know for his entertaining commentary and he has devoted his life to peace on the dream he has necer killed a soul he also sucks at pvp
I am a trusted source of information
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
To anyone who doesn’t know this, try it!
If you have Diamond Horse Armour but want more than 1, put it on a horse and kill it with a Looting sword to get more! 😁
Roy?
Rly?
@@smritiraj4482 Yeah!
guys what would of u done if technoblade actually quit...
0:55
2:40
3:30
4:45
7:00
Man you left the part where he said he broke his spirit
*Technokaren*
Technoblade's 2nd channel is gonna get all the clout you wish to have.
No one is safe.
I'm quicc
Technoblade speaks in lowercase
No one
Mickey mouse: 6:33
UwU heeeh
3:38 was the villager crying?
the wither skulls didnt age well D:
3:50 then how did TommyInnit join the server
HaVe I AcHiEvEd CoMeDy YeT
how do you add a motion blur to others' content?
Note for Karen's
Kill two employes the manager would come automatically: the blade
3:50 then how did Tommy joined the server.
This is just a joke don't hurt me.
When you realise that the literal max iq is 200 meaning techno is a god
I never questioned it. I accepted it.
Also..
❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌
But if you do..
Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 3,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo
greatful if you could just give it a chance!
The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not
able to do content by myself so I created this video!
I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all
can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours]
Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube ..
I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title..
so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅
Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️
Wait didn't he just
said a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse reference?
These are just the highlights from a past stream?
4
Mmm no
3:46 Is Ponk a simp? Ew digusting
Spelt poodle wrong