Job Applicant: "So...You guys don't cover dental?" ICA Interviewer: "Well we used to include dental, until SOMEONE *stares at Agent 47* decided to keep knocking out our paid actors teeth!"
There has never been, or will ever be, a better way to say "Don't tell me how to stealth" when this counts as stealth. No bodies were found and the target was eliminated. Well done, Agent 47.
no bodies were found because after he left the mission he came back to kill all the witnesses. If no one survives to tell the tale. The tale becomes a myth
@@just9019 depends I guess, my experience was absolutely boring. Throwing knives, cleavers and screwdrivers into people's heads and watch them flop was just funnier to me, let alone shooting them with fully auto silverballers and watch them fly.
@@Ghost_Kevlar both are kinda the same with some differences, it's slightly funnier in 2016 cuz their dialogue gets cut before they turn to ragdoll lol
@dsa fafsfa yeah when you shot them they flew like in space. they knew humans are like balloons.or that humans die when you aggressively push them to death.
I really love how effortless and weak his hammer swings look. The "tink" sound effect just makes it sound all the more pathetic, and makes me think that since this is a reenacted mission in the ICA headquarters, all the actors are just playing along because they don't want to hurt 47's feelings.
I love the subtle move towards the red car and then back towards the civilian. Shows that the player was like “and we finish the mission and head home, alright, Maybe one last one for the road”.
I like how they always lower their weapons and just stand there waiting for the hammer to hit them right in the face
BONK!
They have accepted their fate
@@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt I can relate...
They know they can’t compete with discount Thor
But seriously, these games are trash. Try this shit in Hitman: Silent Assassin.
This is the definition of “They won’t know what hit them”
They all know what hit them.
It was a hammer.
It was a hamme that hit them.
Boba Fett quote from BF2?
A hammer
And now they don't know what hit them.
This is why this game is called Hitman!
I played this franchise first titles back then under total wrong assumptions about the game.
Now it hit me!
These videos fill me with emotions that I never knew existed. Thank you.
0:30 "Sorry buddy. You're just in my way." 😄
"Blunt force will get you nowhere"
47: Hold my silverballers
I really like the sound when hammer connects to their head,it's oddly satisfying.
"Blunt force will get you nowhere"
Agent 47: B O N K
Job Applicant: "So...You guys don't cover dental?"
ICA Interviewer: "Well we used to include dental, until SOMEONE *stares at Agent 47* decided to keep knocking out our paid actors teeth!"
How to complete a mission.
Everyone: stealthy
Rabbit:
Thank you RUclips Recommendations. I love this
[Insert *BONK* SOUNDEFFECT]
MC *HAMMER* plays in the background.
*You can't touch this*
Diana: Noooooo blunt force will get you nowhere in this business!
47: haha hammer goes *"thonk"*
"blunt force will get you nowhere in this business"
47: doink!
Doink!
"You say something?"
Ah, I remember 17 kill streak with plunger in Absolution.
You earn one more subscriber for this lol never have i ever laugh this much at a hitman game
it's like duct tape
if it ain't broken you aren't using enough bonk for it
"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business."
Said the lair😅😅
I don't remember Hammer Time being this brutal.
We were told that blunt force would get us nowhere in this business...
We were lied to.
*BALD BONKER STRIKES AGAIN*
The slap part 3 : the videogame
When you order thor of wish
I hate when the AI is made to surrender their body and soul to you the moment you press the button
BONK FORCE
its *BONKING* time
I was hoping it'd be longer :(
To be fair
It sometimes faster and efficient to rush
Also that thumbnail is base
Stop
Hammer time
BONK
Gave those cops steel forged lobotomies!
Isn't this just a clip from the movie Oldboy?
Remember folks, there's 2 kinds of stealth:
1. Nobody noticed you
2. Nobody's alive to notice you
There’s no one to suspect if there’s no one to suspect
On the other hand, everyone noticed him and he only killed one person............
truly said
nobody would notice if there's no one there to notice
2. ftw
BONK
"blunt force will get you nowhere"
Agent 47 disagreed, so he decided to hammer his point in
Nailed it
@@jackstoutamore8541 what a bunch of comedians. 👏.
Pounding his enemies like he pounds his points
"I hate to be blunt, but..."
He can also distract them by tickling their taint
There has never been, or will ever be, a better way to say "Don't tell me how to stealth" when this counts as stealth. No bodies were found and the target was eliminated. Well done, Agent 47.
This does not count as stealth as his disguise was blown so idk what you're on about
And bodies were found
no bodies were found because after he left the mission he came back to kill all the witnesses. If no one survives to tell the tale. The tale becomes a myth
Eversor assassin stealth
No one will notice if there's no one to notice
I highly disagree with you, Miss Burnwood.
Read it as bum wood. Hilarious, I know.
Miss roastie
Is it just me or does she sound different in this video?
"Diana Burnwood" sounds like the name of a woman from a Bond film.
@@mrcrazyattire723 lmao
"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business"
*Doink*
*Doink*
*Doink*
*Doink*
That is in-fact the joke of the video.
ｂｏｎｋ
@@Fenris__ "do you even know who you're talking to? "
*SNAP*
BONK
*"Blunt force will get you nowhere"*
Rabbit : *_"Stop... Hammer time!"_*
This need more likes
Go with the flow
SMACK SMACK SMACK
"I LOVE YOU HAMMER TIME"
I was about to comment this
Amost 420!
"Running is noisy"
When everyone saying still stealth but no-one saying still steALth...
Be glad Rabbit wasn't playing the original Hitman 2.
@@Wasmachineman ah, the punch cheat code...
Anyone happy that rabbit is uploading more :)
bro yes
Mhmmmm
yessir yessir
He respawned
@@TheGreatHsilgne whoa, wordplay
"STOP HIM!"
*Agent 42 gets within their personal bubble*
"I accept the cold embrace of death."
Finally a guy *with* a mustache, I missed u 😘
Fock, they're multiplying
*47
"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business"
Rabbit : "ARe yOu CHaLLenGINg ME?!"
Punching an entire crowd in the face is the most fun you can have in this game, well among many.
@El Gropo the crowd ai doesn't help either.
@El Gropo I tried it a few times, it just isn't the same as Blood Money.
@@Ghost_Kevlar eh it's funnier in 2016
@@just9019 depends I guess, my experience was absolutely boring. Throwing knives, cleavers and screwdrivers into people's heads and watch them flop was just funnier to me, let alone shooting them with fully auto silverballers and watch them fly.
@@Ghost_Kevlar both are kinda the same with some differences, it's slightly funnier in 2016 cuz their dialogue gets cut before they turn to ragdoll lol
Every mission is a stealth mission when there are no witnesses.
"but blunt force will get you nowhere"
Agent 47: so..I took it personally
*Bonk*
"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business."
"Instructions unclear, hammered my way into business."
"Blunt force will get you nowhere."
RTGame: *Hits everyone with a fish*
you mean cupcakes?
@@navycalvin9337 *Muffins
CallMeKevin: *Dresses as a clown and beats everyone up with a fish*
@@Materminds187 ahh i see you're a man of culture
I was going to mention him, but you already did.
When I have kids, I’m telling them this was MC Hammer.
"Should we smuggle in a sniper rifle for you?"
"No, I just need 12 bricks"
“Take a chill- UGHAH”
The neck snap animation is so nonchalant 🤣 kills me everytime 0:14
@dsa fafsfa yeah when you shot them they flew like in space. they knew humans are like balloons.or that humans die when you aggressively push them to death.
Like lacing up your shoes.
Other players: "Damn I can't wait for Hitman 3!"
Me: Doesn't care and replays ship training mission from Hitman:Free Trial.
3 is an epic games exclusive for a year too, so much for getting that when it comes out.
I really love how effortless and weak his hammer swings look. The "tink" sound effect just makes it sound all the more pathetic, and makes me think that since this is a reenacted mission in the ICA headquarters, all the actors are just playing along because they don't want to hurt 47's feelings.
He is worthy of lifting that hammer.
Thor: "I knew it."
“What’s that Diana, I lost audio there for just a few seconds”
“Blunt force will get you no where in this business”
Hey Alexa, play Hammer Smashed Face
"Blunt force will get you nowhere"
*Blunt forcing intensified with a blunt object*
That last guy want extra spicy , blunt force
When he gets that close to them they've already inhaled his covid-infected breath, so it makes sense that they'd just accept death.
Love the passive aggressive tone she uses for “once again” at the end
"Blunt force will get you no where"
Agent 420: "did somebody say blunt?"
*toinks*
Agent 69: Nice
The Sicilian method of assassination. "Li'l Vitti got a 'ello for ya, Ton'!"
This has "The Slap" energy coursing through it
This is the equivalent of MG5 online. "Stealth is a vital part of of Metal Gear."
that's really putting it "Bluntly".
The Slap 3, written by Adam Rozenbachs, filmed by Rabbit's respawn for Open Slather 2020.
YOU WIN
"You said something?"
I love the synchronized jaunt down the stairs agent 47 does with that guy at 0:22 , lmao
"But blunt force will get you nowhere in this business"
Agent 47: Hammer goes *BONK*
Agent 47:Sorry to put it BLUNTLY
"I bear witness that there is no deity but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah."
This has the same energy as The Slap Two.
“Blunt force will get you no where in this business.”
Agent 47: Hold my Pistol
ICA: Nooooo you can’t just hit people with a hammer
Agent 47: Hahaha hammer go BINK
Diana:"Blunt force will get you nowhere"
47:"NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE"
*”Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business**
*Agent 47:So anyways i started bashing*
Me who killed 14 men using only a screwdriver and a pair of scissors
"Violent assassin"
I love the subtle move towards the red car and then back towards the civilian. Shows that the player was like “and we finish the mission and head home, alright, Maybe one last one for the road”.
When you're carrying a hammer everyone starts to look like a nail
My favorite part is how everybody continued to watch in horror as you bee-lined it for the man near the car
Legit just played through this mission in preparation for the new game
I hated how they made you do this tutorial TWICE before going onto the main game.
Bonk
0 non-target kills
The worst part about this is, it was just a training exercise...💀👀😬
See y’all in the future when the algorithm finds us here reading this comment
what part of "HITman" don't you understand?
Now introducing: the highly anticipated prequel to "The Slap" movie - "The Hammer"
I never played this... let me guess is this a Ubisoft game?
Against Everything Ask The Gods.
I love how he just casually walks towards the guards with a hammer.
man destroys the entire police force in a hi vis and 1 hammer
Imagine if he had Thor's Mjolnir
the sequel to the smash hit "the slap", behold "the hammer"
"Great job 47, like allways"
Diana: "Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business."
*Also Diana **0:35**: "Once again, great work initiate."* 😂😂😂
*I love the metal sound when he bashes them in the forehead*
Since then he was renamed to hammerman47.
agent47: so i just started smashing