As a youngster who existed during the year 1844, I can indeed confirm the fact that I, and only I, understand the purpose of that particular mobile application.
@illygoose MORSE CODE IS NOT DUMB YOU SHOULD LEARN MORSE CODE AND SEE ITS NOT dumb oh sorry caps lock too lazy to write it again sorry for caps (edit 1 year later: ima just put this here because i still get replayed to i know he dident say dumb its my bad and im sorry for it of course damn a year ago? i still got replayed to this after 1 year damn. anyway yeah im sorry i wont remove this massage because its funny to see how blind i was)
From the part of Morse Code Danny played, it says, “Harder than” so it’s probably “Harder than you think.” For any one interested, the clip is “.... .- .-. -.. . .-. - .... .- -.” And the rest is ”-.- -- ..- - .... .. -. -.-“
Let me explain to you the first ad's caption. In 1844, the US was still barely growing. People were allowed to claim any piece of land as long as they farmed it themselves. This is why kids from 1844 will get it, because their parents were constantly looking for unclaimed land, and the game is about claiming more land.
As shitty as the game ads may be, he totally missed the joke. It’s essentially making fun of the “Only 90s kids will get this” by taking it to an extreme such as 1844. It’s also a double entendre because it has the plot of 1840s epidemic of claiming unclaimed land. It’s honestly a brilliant joke.
LMAO I can tell have nice Danny is as a person by the amount of sadness in Danny’s voice and face expression when he saw the bear spanking other bear and said “...what?”
Fun fact 🤓: The reason why the ad that said only kids from 1844 will understand this is because Morse code was invented around that time. (The Morse code also says "Harder than you think")
Came back to the comment section after 5 months…had almost forgot about the Morse Code bit…I just remembered losing my sanity while trying to decode it…so thanks for this comment😂✨
I actually had Episode for a bit and this is a recap: Get dressed? "No, go naked and embarrass yourself and make your crush hate you forever!" "Yes" (💎9000)
Neo-nazis were using "1844" for a bit because too many people were recognising the codeword "1488", and they wanted it to sound even more unhinged when someone tried to unmask them. In all probability the ad wasn't directly programmed by neo-nazis though. Might just be computer generated by an algorithm that had too much 4chan in its training data, or written by someone who was seeing the code floating around and thought it was a meme number like 420 or 69.
10:20 this actually happened to me before lmao. i used to live in a small apartment with my family and one day i really had to pee. i opened the door and my sister was totally knocked out on the toilet. i was in literal shock
I popped a pretzel bite into my mouth right right before the bear ad. Horrible timing, I about choked to death from the surreal combination of shock, laughter and pretzel.
@@dumbpossum8461 This is a public forum. I didn't ask for your reply either yet here you are. Don't like the comment? Ignore it or Kick rocks. Kthanksbye
I, a young lass from the early dawning of the year 1844, I endorse this bemusing thought and ramble that yes, indeed, only I and the myriad of other young lasses and lads can comprehend this. It is a mighty confinement of miniature pixels plastered together to invent a recreation type of mental distraction.
As a kid from 1844, only I understand the dark secrets portrayed in a mobile game ad where you steal other people's paint to color the floor. it's classified
I googled it and 1844 was the year Morse code was invented Edit: As some people pointed out Morse code was invented around 1836-1837 but 1844 was the year that people started actually using the system - sorry for the confusion I guess
Your boss flirts with you and you don't like it 1. You tell him to stop it because you don't feel comfortable with it(50,000 diamonds) 2. You become spy from tf2
1. Find a tree, bush, or stump that is at least 6 inches tall. 2. Unzip and whip it out. 3. Start your stream aimed towards the bottom of the tree trunk or stump, or the middle of the bush where the leaves are the thickest. (so the pee doesn't make a loud noise) 4. Push the pee out as fast as possible so there is less of a chance of someone seeing you. 5. Put it back in ASAP and zip up and walk away discreetly.
This is gross but woman can just use a funnel to pee like a guy. There's a company that makes vagina shaped funnels marketed to campers and military personnel. Do with this information what you will
Morse Code decryption: .... .= .=. =.. . .=. SPACE = .... .= =. SPACE =.== = (= instead of _ or - because they make the text italic or overlined) This translates to: HARDER THAN YT The "YT" probably stands for "YOU THINK"...
Did RUclips remove the Morse code? I watched this video a few hours ago and was able to hear it but now I can't. I don't know if I'm going deaf or am insane.
Tell me who else just found Danny one day and is now hooked? Bc that was me and I know I’m not the only one! Love watching your vids dannay keep it up!
that la girl_34 are you sure you think that because you haven’t played the weird ones? I mean, I’ve seen a lot of ads for it here on RUclips and most of them depict ludicrous situations, and a lot of them seem kinda rape-y...
a surprising amount of people do just randomly fall unconscious on the toilet tho. if you strain to poop too hard you can pass out, its called vasovagal syncope
Honestly though, I had it for like a month and actually enjoyed it but then the diamonds came into play and it made me murder my best friend instead of save them
As a kid from the 1840s I can confirm that yes, both interpretations were in fact correct. On an unrelated topic, I do not understand the language of morase code.
![Lethal Company Music Video 🎵 "Follow The Orders" [VERSION A]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QeooZB4Z7RA/mqdefault.jpg)
Your crush *flirts with you*
- Flirt back (100 diamonds)
- Squawk like a bird and lay an egg
Love your picture
I would do the second regardless
Most of these the Diamond choice is the better and normal choice but this one is the opposite I mean you would be so weird if you choose flirt back XD
I would pay the diamonds
I’m not saying this in an offensive way, but nothing special really happens when you spend diamonds
Your boyfriend just proposed to you
"Slap him"
"Marry him and then divorce"
"Pee in his mouth"
Bahaha please 😭💔
Pee in his mouth [5000 diamonds]
Its so true
“all of the above”
@@mohamedyooshau8396 actually that would cost [50💎]
Your stomach growls because you're hungry.
- Eat (20 diamonds)
- Get ran over (free)
Lil Kermit -kiss him
-duvorce
Lil Kermit
*-eat your own shit*
@@unlacedshoe3696 yes
or eat 20 diamonds
I will be the last like for you to get 1000 of them
As a youngster who existed during the year 1844, I can indeed confirm the fact that I, and only I, understand the purpose of that particular mobile application.
hows the Cholera epidemic going for you?
@@spiltmilk0204 it was quite a vile one indeed, however i triumphed!
Isn't it witchcraft
What does the Morse code mean? 👁👄👁
@@MrZig-Zag i believe it says “harder than you think”
"Dead people don't play mobile games"
-the new pirates of the Caribbean movie
Evelyn Gregg they wouldn’t last against Danny reviewing his legal options
*"
Evelyn Gregg wrong it’s more like this...”Dead people don’t playing thee mobile game on yee rectangle thingamobers..”
@@iamsoquirkye3352 oops thanks
I'd bet money they'd make a mobile game based on it lol
Divorces: Exist
People in mobile game ads: *i'll take your entire stock*
true though- xDD
Udk why i read that as
Princesses: exist
People in mobile game ads: *i'll take your whole stock*
Im so dumb ik ik😌
im a N ø ø d l e ok
Entire*
did you mean: stonks
your baby just learned how to walk
knock him over
divorce
👁👅👁
Divorce
DIVORCE
Knock him over, then divorce
*DIVORCE*
For some reason the fact the ad had Morse code is so scary to me. Like they are actually hiding something. Although it’s probably another ad.
How the hell do you have 60 likes
Someone translated it in other comment and it says "HARDERTHAENUTHINK" which is probably supposed to say "harder than u think"
morse code will always scare me even if its the dumbest message. its just so ominous
Morse sounds scary but it's not it's not hard to learn
@illygoose MORSE CODE IS NOT DUMB YOU SHOULD LEARN MORSE CODE AND SEE ITS NOT dumb oh sorry caps lock too lazy to write it again sorry for caps
(edit 1 year later: ima just put this here because i still get replayed to i know he dident say dumb its my bad and im sorry for it of course damn a year ago? i still got replayed to this after 1 year damn. anyway yeah im sorry i wont remove this massage because its funny to see how blind i was)
From the part of Morse Code Danny played, it says, “Harder than” so it’s probably “Harder than you think.” For any one interested, the clip is “.... .- .-. -.. . .-. - .... .- -.” And the rest is ”-.- -- ..- - .... .. -. -.-“
Yeah you right you right. I know some Morse; enough to read the rest
Elizabeth Hollett huh, didn’t know that
Thank you so much
Omg you're from the 1840's
Okay Boomer, Wait? Okay industrial revolutioner!
Morse code was first used with telegraphs in 1844...i guess they did do their homework
My IQ just increased to 160
:OOOOOOOOOOOO
“♩ Don’t do your homework! ♩”
U did too
Well wtf does the code say tho?
"I have a cut and it's bleeding."
Get a bandage - 47K diamonds
Make it infected and die - Free
“A bug is going to attack me”
Kill it - 90k diamonds
Let it bite me with generates maggots and then rats will eat me and I will die- Free
"I have to breathe"
Breathe: 1M gems
Die: free
I need to exist
Exsist:300k gems
Fade into dust:free
Did you mean: the American healthcare system
Exactly
3:30
So i got HARDERTHA so i guessed and i think it said HARDERTHANYOUTHINK Aka Harder than you think
This comment needs more likes so more can see
dam
69 likes
how do you understand just BEEEP EEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP
@@PetalMcAllisterthere’s long beeps and short beeps and different combos of those make letters
You’ve been born into the world!
- Breathe (20 diamonds)
- D I V O R C E
W I T H L I F E
life is ultimately meaningless
Lmao
Yeah hi I'd like to divorce Life, he's just not giving me what I need in this relationship
I feel like I'm the only one putting in any work
@@georgiaclarke7502 emo
Your wife doesn't join the Greg army.
Option 1: divorce
Option 2: divorce
Your wife doesn't join the Greg army
Option 1: Divorce
Option 2: Pee in mouth
Option 3: kill her
You forgot about option 3, divorce
Your wife doesn't join the Greg army.
Option 1 : Slap her in the face
Option 2 : *_D I V O R C E_*
*speaks from experience*
I can't believe you just talked about kids from 1844 for 4 minutes straight.
Let me explain to you the first ad's caption. In 1844, the US was still barely growing. People were allowed to claim any piece of land as long as they farmed it themselves. This is why kids from 1844 will get it, because their parents were constantly looking for unclaimed land, and the game is about claiming more land.
Yeah what the fuck
As shitty as the game ads may be, he totally missed the joke. It’s essentially making fun of the “Only 90s kids will get this” by taking it to an extreme such as 1844. It’s also a double entendre because it has the plot of 1840s epidemic of claiming unclaimed land. It’s honestly a brilliant joke.
Laerke MA 아미💜
is this a complaint?
LMAO I can tell have nice Danny is as a person by the amount of sadness in Danny’s voice and face expression when he saw the bear spanking other bear and said “...what?”
Episode is literally like
Wear the outfit your date specifically sent for you to wear [💎30]
Wear literal rags [free]
and getting the diamonds is ridiculously hard
@@twylaace just read 30 episodes to choose the dress that you want or.......SPEND 10 DOLLARS IN CLOTHES YOU CAN’T WEAR
Tru
Its the mobile versikn of ea
*Kiss the love of your life and grow up to be rich and happy!!* [5,000,000,000💎]
*Die in a car crash* [Free!]
"Dead people can't play mobile games" Is gonna be my senior quote.
Same
Same
Lmao
Sophie Venable my senior quote is gonna be “my neck, my back”.. don’t ask
Sophie Venable your profile is hat kid
Wife falls down the stairs:
Ask if shes okay: 35 diamonds
Divorce her: 0 diamonds.
Omg that's pretty much the game summed up
-ask if she's ok : 2 diamonds
-DIVORCE: 500 diamonds
I have -420 diamonds
Storm Tail THATS ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS! THE LOGICAL CHOICE COTS DIAMONDS AND MY BROKE ASS DOSNET AHVE DIAMONDS!
@@autumndawson06 r/foundthemobileuser
Fun fact 🤓:
The reason why the ad that said only kids from 1844 will understand this is because Morse code was invented around that time. (The Morse code also says "Harder than you think")
That’s surprisingly clever
Ty for translating
“Hard game eh?”
“Harder than you think.”
Emesis blue vibes
Came back to the comment section after 5 months…had almost forgot about the Morse Code bit…I just remembered losing my sanity while trying to decode it…so thanks for this comment😂✨
1844 was the year of the first telegram
Morse code is "harder than you think" but played so fast you have to slow it down like crazy to interpret it.
lmao its got multiple meanings, like it's harder than you think to figure out the morse code but the game is also hard. fun times :D
R/woooosh either on my part or yours.
Claire Smith see we didn’t even need to download the game too solve it
@@gabbyb3167 literally not funny at all smh 13 yr old
Yo I'm your 1,000th like lol
1844 was the year the first telegraph by Samuel Morse was sent. The message read:
“What hath Greg Wrought!”
Why is there an elderly old man as your pfp
Your smart
You are making breakfast.
-*Make bacon and eggs (35 diamonds)*
-*Eat a plastic bag*
The Epic Waffle
-Pee in your own mouth
-Burn the kids that are playing in the street
I'd eat a plastic bag
-D I V O R C E
woffle happy doggo noises
I watched this the night after my parents divorced and it made me laugh after I thought I never would for a while.
Thank you Danny
@star_gir1937L
Mine divorced a few months ago
Mine are the in the process✌🏻
@@Shae29 Mine are in an unhappy marriage, and My Dad sucks and (gives entire backstory)
@@likes.of_oldcrows me toooo!😃
“Only 1844 kids will understand this”
1845 kids: i unDeRstAnD tHiS toO
Developers: SHUT UP, you don't get it you fucking idiot.
I don’t understand I am in the year 368 B.C so someone please explain
I’m an 1839 kid
Funny-
This is 90s kids and 00s kids
I actually had Episode for a bit and this is a recap:
Get dressed?
"No, go naked and embarrass yourself and make your crush hate you forever!"
"Yes" (💎9000)
Yes,got it too and is just that-
rosa same I got that too
Me too. I had that game when I was, like, 8 or something and oh boy.... you summed it up perfectly.
I know-
XD
You're at an animal shelter.
- Adopt a pet - (30 diamonds)
- Drown in the sink -
-slap him
-DIVORCE
- Pee in her mouth - (FREE)
- Leave (70 Diamonds)
occasional memes
- Like the comment - (10 diamonds)
- Strangle your dog -
Adopt pet
@@kitkatfiend like
I am an 1844 child. I can confirm that, no one but me (the only 1844 kid alive) will get that game.
i am 4481 adult and i get it
I'm from 1448, can you explain it for me
Some other kids are there
What’s the morse code then
Neo-nazis were using "1844" for a bit because too many people were recognising the codeword "1488", and they wanted it to sound even more unhinged when someone tried to unmask them.
In all probability the ad wasn't directly programmed by neo-nazis though. Might just be computer generated by an algorithm that had too much 4chan in its training data, or written by someone who was seeing the code floating around and thought it was a meme number like 420 or 69.
No one:
Episode: OMG the baby just kicked! [Kick it back] Or [ slap her]
Grace Gill AHAHAHAHHAA
😂😂😂
KICK IT BACK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FUCK
I can’t reach pink color
Pee in its mouth
Morse code said "harder than you think" also please do an episode video lmao
Neon Gray thx boi
Was hunting for this comment
Neon Gray tea
Ya it does
Neon Gray my sister can understand Morse code
According to my Morse code translator, the first ad is saying, “Harder than you think.” 😂👌🏼
Willøw B. Thank you
Willøw B. Thx
No prob lol
48 STAB WOUNDS
I'm glad they had that in morse code instead of using it as the caption.
10:20 this actually happened to me before lmao. i used to live in a small apartment with my family and one day i really had to pee. i opened the door and my sister was totally knocked out on the toilet. i was in literal shock
The amount of sadness in Danny’s voice when he saw the bear ad and said “...what?”
💀💀💀 Bear abuse
Gonna shave my eyes now
@@Lei_padayao gonna wash my bed now
My eyes, they’re watering.
😢
@@artdeco777 be right back i gotta go walk my fan
Episode is always like
“Will you marry me”
Yes (30 gems)
Pee in their mouth
DIVORCE
How did that come here
how do you divorce someone that is asking you to marry them here comes the r/wooosh people
@@Rage_Quiting yes
@@Rage_Quiting dude r/woooosh
KSKSKSKKSSKKSKSJSKSKSKSJSKS I AM NOT ALIVEEEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“your wife divorces you because you slapped her”
“slap her”
“divorce”
literally william and clara acton
afton*
@Pyro that will eat you idk but William used to be chunky af JSJSJSJ
Divorce
@@christineyoung5985 whos clara lol
I popped a pretzel bite into my mouth right right before the bear ad. Horrible timing, I about choked to death from the surreal combination of shock, laughter and pretzel.
waiter: would you like some food
[kiss him]
[slap him]
[divorce]
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruv I'm picking divorce for sure
Kiss him
@aitareya Dwibedi manager lol
Reach the pink color
danny being so literal about all of the ads makes me laugh so hard
Truee ksbdkxn
wow 597 likes but no comment not even this one because it would get deleted when you see it
@Superstar3409 your comment ain't deleted
@@Fakhan221 do you not know how to @ people
@@Fakhan221 a few
Wife *talks to friend*
-Ask "Whos that?" (50 diamonds)
-Start a bacterial outbreak and thermonuclear war
-DIVORCE
-*L E A N I N F O R A S N I F F*
DIVOOOORRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCEEEE
I would pick B, but I want those diamonds, so A.
Crying bear- “Pls just do what he says” in a high pitched voice 😂🤣🤣🤣🥺 - 8:17
Episode is basically:
**going on a fancy date**
-wear a beautiful, fancy dress with heels and earrings (20 diamonds 💎)
-wear sweater with jeans
Speaking realistically, you're completely correct
Jamie The Joker lol yep
Finally, a game i can relate to
*- pee on money*
God that's so true
“What a horrible business strategy to design a game for dead people”
Well you sir just downplayed the invention of the ouija board
Except that the Ouija board isn’t designed for dead people. It’s designed for living people to contact dead people.
Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe tomato tomatoe
@@MamaMOB *demons imitating ded ppl
@@bluebird1694 bruh nobody asked
@@dumbpossum8461 This is a public forum. I didn't ask for your reply either yet here you are. Don't like the comment? Ignore it or Kick rocks. Kthanksbye
morse code: "harder than yo-", So it was probably going to say "harder than you think"
@@bumbum5580 Kids could see your message.
@@evageorge2212 and where's the problem a dick is nothing special but the Comment from that person is a little bit dumb and don't needed.
@@munchy_bones1122 it's just a joke omg LEAVE BRO *LEAVE*
@@munchy_bones1122 how did you see my message so quickly?
@@evageorge2212 she is magic hahaha
Actually in the game of sultans ads the woman is actually jokingly painting herself so it basically saying “ hey, no self confidence, only me👿”
Danny gets copyright claimed by billion surprise toys
Slap him❌
Divorce❌
Both✔
Get slapped by legal ❌
Threatening to have them slapped by legal successfully (unlike Angie) ❌
200th like :)
Wait but who do we slap? Danny or billion surprise toys?
@@katsukibakugo463 We slap bst
Plot twist : the bear was spanking in Morse code
skeldopentorasu / skelly gasp
ruclips.net/video/PApus33bRMI/видео.html
@@changedaccount4340 i-
@Yeet Mania wat the hecc
Wait actually....
I, a young lass from the early dawning of the year 1844, I endorse this bemusing thought and ramble that yes, indeed, only I and the myriad of other young lasses and lads can comprehend this. It is a mighty confinement of miniature pixels plastered together to invent a recreation type of mental distraction.
Pregant Wife : The baby kicked-!
Option one : He'll be a karate master-! (20 diamonds)
Option two : KiCk It BaCk
Option 4-*sacrifice him to the underlord*
Lol
Option 5: Go to Area 51 and give it to the aliens
I made this 200
Option 6: Pee in the baby's mouth
No one:
Episode: OMG your sister just had a baby! [slap its face] or [kiss it]
( marry )
[ DIVORCE. ]
I love your Profile pic
420th like
[Steal it]
The Morse code is “HARDERTHAENUTHINK” which i assume its saying “harder than you think”
It’s obviously Harder thae NUT think.
Ooo, the ad had outsmarted some of us
Maybe
Ty for spending ur time to translate it lol
I was looking for this thanks
Ads be like:
"Oh god, I really need to poop..."
Poop on her
Divorce
Use the toilet [WATCH AD TO UNLOCK]
Morse code says greg is the fastest growing community on RUclips (don't look it up)
subscribe to PewDiepie :0
@@jufronda shhhhh
Yareli Reyna I am already subbed
@@2cnz969 :'0
@@nouistaken3719 Te amo :'0
[Classmate asks for pencil]
*Stab them with the pencil>*
*Paint their backpack green>*
Staplers Break {chooses the first one}
{DIVORCE.}
Slap them with pencil
Divorce
*Change your school*
*slaps with knife* *screams in AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
to think an entire PR team watched these ads several times and thought "yup love that". Whomst are these people and where can I find them?
I love knowing that you are Greg.
Me too
What I thought about the entire Dceu 🤣 (except aquaman)
This is marketing's area, not PR.
1844
As a kid from 1844, only I understand the dark secrets portrayed in a mobile game ad where you steal other people's paint to color the floor.
it's classified
i'm from 1786, do tell
that spanking sound effect is forever going to haunt my nightmares
Would you like fries with that, Miss?
[ SLAP HIS FACE ]
O R
[ K I S S H I M ]
[ PEE IN HIS MOUTH ]
[ DIVORCE ]
[Kills]
[ pees in mouth]
[YES]
69420 diamonds
@@littlems.sexxyy No tina is not your dog
I googled it and 1844 was the year Morse code was invented
Edit: As some people pointed out Morse code was invented around 1836-1837 but 1844 was the year that people started actually using the system - sorry for the confusion I guess
Ooooo
The FBI needs people like you
I3;4rn3 well okay you can join the Phandom now because we’re all members of the FBI
good job
Ooo damn
Danny: “but people do die on the toilet.. a lot”
Me: *sitting on the toilet*👀👀
"Your girlfriend is pregnant!"
"Dance outside naked"
"Slap her"
"Divorce"
😂😂😂
"*D I V O R C E*"
Is there an option for me to die?
"get milk 8000💎"
Spank the little bear arse
Your boss flirts with you and you don't like it
1. You tell him to stop it because you don't feel comfortable with it(50,000 diamonds)
2. You become spy from tf2
*W h e r e ' s t h e m a k e o u t b u t t o n*
I’m becoming spy from tf2 that would be cool as fuck
Why is tf2 everywhere
because yes
I feel like this is a sign for me to play tf2 again
Someone kindly introduces themselves on the street.
Say hello [💎10000]
Divorce [Free]
Willa Bukata:(talk_smart)
Me:(confused)
I like your funny words magic man.
@Willa Bukata I- huh?
@Willa Bukata I can’t read anymore
@Blade. just 122💎? Lmao better speed it up before episode ramps up the price.
*Don't mind me just gonna divorce with a person I just met*
7:36 omg this so much I am literally dying laughing. Danny, you’re a comedic genius.
"I gotta pee!"
[Slap his face]
Or
[Kiss him]
“I gotta pee!”
[*D I V O R C E*]
Or
[Kiss him]
Slap his face: 100,000,000 diamonds
Or
D I V O R C E: *F R E E*
Or
Kiss him: 500,000 diamonds
1. Find a tree, bush, or stump that is at least 6 inches tall.
2. Unzip and whip it out.
3. Start your stream aimed towards the bottom of the tree trunk or stump, or the middle of the bush where the leaves are the thickest. (so the pee doesn't make a loud noise)
4. Push the pee out as fast as possible so there is less of a chance of someone seeing you.
5. Put it back in ASAP and zip up and walk away discreetly.
Uma Kotwal lol
@@melany5814 did u use my advice
Danny you just don’t understand the first one because you aren’t from 1844.
Green Man Take me back to me the 1840s 😍 music today sucks
Lol
He should consult Cody Ko
Thousandth like
I was born in the wrong generation :/
2009: *explains what you do in the game*
2019: *advertises video of a bear spanking another bear*
Truth brotha
@peter monaghan oh... oh no
I came across this at the exact moment the 'spanking bear' came into the screen OwO
Galar_Girl good except for the owo part. 8/10
@@althepal234 I like OwO don’t judge me OwO
12:45 “is this real life?” OR JUST A FANTASYYYY
Yep I remember playing that game 170 years ago,it was a great one
Edit: thank you for likes👍
I played it 150 years ago ugh it was a good time
the spanking bear made me *too* uncomfortable lol
*especially with the sound effects*
valarinaa x and the rubbing 😂 aaaaaah i cant
Yea I did not see that one coming lmaoo ;-;
The bear reminds me of that king from adventure Time that kept spanking his subjects
The funny thing is, Episode actually has a zero tolerance policy with sexual content on their app
lmao
Welllll that must have changed cause I’ve played a few games that... well let’s just say don’t follow those rules ;)
I’m pretty sure my character lost her virginity on the sidewalk outside her house in one I played.
Hannah E. K. Lol wth
There was a game.. in a strip club.. where.. things happened.. that made me delete episode because ew wtf
Danny: “I’m a guy, so I can pee outside”
Girls: -what about meeee…-
This is gross but woman can just use a funnel to pee like a guy. There's a company that makes vagina shaped funnels marketed to campers and military personnel.
Do with this information what you will
G - Fastest
R - Growing
E - RUclips
G - Army
Totally how that works
But true
Yasssss
G- Dont
R- Look
E- That
G- Up
Wait, that’s illegal.
Everyone is getting it mixed up. Morse code was invented in 1836 but the first ever message sent was sent in 1844.
Ooooooooooh I get it now
DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T PLAY GAMES
Dead people cant play games - danny
*That’s actually an accurate fact* 😂
Oooooooooooh I get it
*"Dead people can't play video games"*
*-Danny Gonzalez, just then*
Charlotte H mobile*
Second comment
"Dead people can't play video games" - Danny Gonzalez, just then" -Charlotte H
""Dead people can't play video games" - Danny Gonzalez, just then" -Charlotte H" -The_Wolfs_Claws
idk how to do your crossed out o lol
"Dead people can't play video games " -Danny Gonzalez, just then" -Chalotte H" -The_Wølfs_Claws" -Joe K." -Tia Vanbavel
The morse code message is “Please help me, I’m trapped playing this game in the 1840s”
you’re joking ?
@@emergncycontact I think they are. The Morse code actually reads: Harder than you think. 😅
@@Loafie-Bee ohhhh thank you !!
Me: I hate ads
Also me: let’s watch other people watch ads
@@ahmednisar2359 @ö • false comment
Dissapointing comment
@@ahmednisar2359 angering comment
@@ahmednisar2359 deterioating comment
bahaha
Morse Code decryption:
.... .= .=. =.. . .=. SPACE = .... .= =. SPACE =.== =
(= instead of _ or - because they make the text italic or overlined)
This translates to: HARDER THAN YT
The "YT" probably stands for "YOU THINK"...
Did RUclips remove the Morse code? I watched this video a few hours ago and was able to hear it but now I can't. I don't know if I'm going deaf or am insane.
You are going deaf
No silly it means 'Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet' didn't you read the pinned comment?
@@teamregolith5657 oh shit. Well, guess I'll just rewatch this video continuously for the last few hours of hearing I have left.
Madeleine Curley They did not remove it. You're deaf oh no
Wife: I can’t make breakfast today
{Divorce her}
{Sell the dog}
*Divorce* *the* *Dog* ........
wait
Pee in her mouth
*Sell her*
Bros before Hoes.
**Slams the **_"Divorce her"_** button fast enough to cook a chicken**
ᴘ ᴇ ᴀ ᴄ ʜ ʏ • ʀ ᴏ s ᴇ HAHAHSGGDVD LMAO
I was so not ready for the bear spanking one, I couldn't breathe for a second
“You are beautiful”
“Kiss him”
“*FBI open up*”
Number 2 is obvious isnt it?
"DIVORCE"
Yeah, you failed at doing *fbi open up* lmao
Sauce Boss lol
Ads: 97% of people can’t pass this level
Me: because they don’t even play your game?
Roasted like dem potatoes
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Damn what a dumb goal
@@doctorwhofanedits159 u know that I said exactly as u said? lmao
OHHHHHHHHH
I legit couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes after the bear spanking party
Ikr!! But that was still super sad 🙁
Sameeeeee I'm dying omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zohar Bowman it was so funny i lost it
i think “party” was a typo, but it makes the comment so much better
sameee
Tell me who else just found Danny one day and is now hooked? Bc that was me and I know I’m not the only one! Love watching your vids dannay keep it up!
I can't wait for Danny to do the video about Episode.
Lietuva ?
Inesa Kolpakovaitė Inesa Kolpakovaite i have episode and none of the stories are as weird as this
Yas
that la girl_34 are you sure you think that because you haven’t played the weird ones? I mean, I’ve seen a lot of ads for it here on RUclips and most of them depict ludicrous situations, and a lot of them seem kinda rape-y...
Inesa Kolpakovaitė Inesa Kolpakovaite sAME I’m so excited for it haha
“Dead people can’t play mobile games”
-Danny Gonzalez
March 2k19
Imagine being a fan of Danny Gonzalez and actually have the name Greg. I'd feel sooo special. Like damn bro. Take advantage cuz u lucky
naming my baby Greg now😂
Yeah because everyday you get greeted by him lmao
Yeah, but then you would have the same name as Onion Boy
My name is Greg ._.
My name is Greg, and yes, it’s rly cool ☺️
a surprising amount of people do just randomly fall unconscious on the toilet tho. if you strain to poop too hard you can pass out, its called vasovagal syncope
Episode:
What are your going to wear to the dance?
*an actual friggin dress* - 20 diamonds
A pink tracksuit - Free
Honestly though, I had it for like a month and actually enjoyed it but then the diamonds came into play and it made me murder my best friend instead of save them
@@renbiscotti1514 how did you even get the options for free-
@@renbiscotti1514 choices and episodes please spare diamonds
@@kaiyoblu7349 I don't think there's a big problem with diamonds in Choices. It's easy to get those tbh??
@@koscbiodrowapelagiusa really? For the choices I want I have to pay like 20 diamonds and that takes me at least 3 days
When you ask your viewers to decipher Morse code but no one actually answers it. *DIVORCE*
im hulki wrong. the correct answer is pee in her mouth
they don't make music like the 1840s anymore 😤💯 take me BACK 👊
imnotaimee I’ve seen you in a different comment section , but not sure where ?? It might’ve been in a different Danny video .?
COUNTRY ROOOOAD
imnotaimee yeah but we got faucet failure
I only subbed to you because you were at 666 subs
Mina McManus oof
As a kid from the 1840s I can confirm that yes, both interpretations were in fact correct. On an unrelated topic, I do not understand the language of morase code.
My immediate thought with that painting was oh she's painting herself. She's in love with herself.
That's def the joke
@@wordpainter1 It looked to me like she was painting the maid/pregnant woman from the previous ads though
@@realiteaohansi3341 what a plot twist that would be!
that's what I thought!😂
same tho actually
the morse code said:
*you’re the special one*
char char for real?
I don’t know if I believe you 😂
I have nothing else to run off of so I will take this as truth
Must be an 1840s kid
I slap you in the face
Lv. 1 Classmate
Lv. 5 Girlfriend
Lv. 20 Wife
Lv. 95 Boss
Gamer Princess that’s how mafia works baby
That illegal
@Dank Mem's Ur illegal
Lv.20 is already the boss
level 300 mafia boss, in school girl uniform
I've actually played Helix Watlz and its not really a dating sim, but more like a visual novel gacha game with dress up doll mechanics.
Worker: *Hi welcome to McDonalds!*
*[PEE IN HIS MOUTH]*
*[DIVORCE]*
*{SLAP HIM}*
{KISS HIM}
*[EAT HIS FACE OFF]*
*[PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE]*
*[DRAW A MOUSTACHE]*
You're walking on the streets.
A person says hello.
[Slap his face]
[D I V O R C E]
[Pee on him]
i would press “divorce” to confuse everyone in the game🤪😹😹
Golden shower
40 magic damage
Fires a stream of ichor
Lowers enemy defense by 20 points
Definitely pee on him
[Say hello back] (10000💎)
Why is rouxls kaard in danny Gonzales' comment section?
The Morse code is saying
“DIVORCE”
Lol
divorce code
@@allisongomez3545 woosh
@Jelly Nuggets Lol
No it's not Morse code....
It's divorce code
Someone asks you for directions
Guide them [100 Diamonds]
Divorce [Free]
D I V O R C E