Now this... this takes me back. Back to the war, back when Jerma was a household name. I remember it clearly. How he did the yoinky-sploinky on the frontlines. Everyone in my platoon idolized him. He seemed happy, surprisingly, despite us being in the bloodiest conflict since WWII, the Toledo War. He would talk constantly about how glad he was that he hadn't yet been hit with a red laser, instantly ending his life. Of course, we all thought it was impossible. A soldier like him, dead? That would destroy our morale. It wasn't going to happen. Nay, it COULDN'T happen. 2/17/2023, I'll never forget the date. I was in the trenches, artillery exploding overhead. I was about to head away from the frontlines, when I saw a giant red laser gunning it straight for me with and death in their eyes. Was this the end of me? I grabbed my phone and typed in Jerma's twitch channel, before grabbing a jar of burt's bees and throwing it in the air. Looking back at my phone, there was a BRB screen, and looking up, right before the jar hit my face, in a flash of white light, Jerma swiped it while running by and ate the whole thing before jumping into and the laser too and saving my life. Honestly iconic Jerma moment
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Now this... this takes me back. Back to the war, back when Jerma was a household name. I remember it clearly. How he did the yoinky-sploinky on the frontlines. Everyone in my platoon idolized him. He seemed happy, surprisingly, despite us being in the bloodiest conflict since WWII, the Toledo War. He would talk constantly about how glad he was that he hadn't yet been hit with a red laser, instantly ending his life. Of course, we all thought it was impossible. A soldier like him, dead? That would destroy our morale. It wasn't going to happen. Nay, it COULDN'T happen.
2/17/2023, I'll never forget the date. I was in the trenches, artillery exploding overhead. I was about to head away from the frontlines, when I saw a giant red laser gunning it straight for me with and death in their eyes. Was this the end of me? I grabbed my phone and typed in Jerma's twitch channel, before grabbing a jar of burt's bees and throwing it in the air. Looking back at my phone, there was a BRB screen, and looking up, right before the jar hit my face, in a flash of white light, Jerma swiped it while running by and ate the whole thing before jumping into and the laser too and saving my life. Honestly iconic Jerma moment
This is one of the comments of all time.
J.R.R Tolkien wished he could write this well
I thought this was going to be an army of two bit
What a god of a gamer
He's so quirky.
HOW
man
well, the title of the game wasnt joking, he did dive, and he did also went to hell after doing do
he skipped death and dived straight to hell
This is a very normal Jerma clip 👍
its such an unpredictably bad play it loops back around to being god gamer level again
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