THE LAOWAI BAOAN (Expat Security Guard)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @ContradictoryNature
    @ContradictoryNature 6 лет назад +309

    1:10 Memorize this exchange. It'll get you through 75% of your interactions.

    • @TheCharzarr
      @TheCharzarr 6 лет назад +11

      Contradictory Nature exactly!

  • @helsiclife
    @helsiclife 6 лет назад +361

    what impressed me the most is their accent!! they sound like locals! great skit!

    • @jamiecripps7541
      @jamiecripps7541 6 лет назад +23

      absolutely. got the attitude, tones, gestures n everything!

  • @MultiAsdag
    @MultiAsdag 6 лет назад +120

    Hahahah, spot on. The mannerisms, the conversation, forcing the cigarettes AND the pants 2 sizes too small. You got it all! So many other details too that were very funny. One of the best videos you've done IMO. Very entertaining and well thought out. Whoever wrote this one, more like this!

  • @jneb748
    @jneb748 6 лет назад +131

    I can't believe how accurately this describes every experience I've ever had with a 保安

    • @RD-ht6go
      @RD-ht6go 5 лет назад

      Wow, you've met this kind of blokes before? :x

    • @huananina
      @huananina 3 года назад

      Right?!

  • @cream869
    @cream869 6 лет назад +110

    Wow such an amazing skit. You guys got the character and personality spot on. And fun fact: I was born in Shanghai and grew up on HuaShan Lu. My grandparents had a place there, making this skit extra nostalgic for me.

    • @dukenukem8381
      @dukenukem8381 4 года назад +3

      But there is no huashan lu in shanghai !

    • @ravik007ggn
      @ravik007ggn 4 года назад +2

      @@dukenukem8381 it's like platform 9 3/4. Muggles can't see it 😋

  • @F510C
    @F510C 6 лет назад +82

    when he busted out the Chinese cigs, soooo on point, lol

  • @wholesome122
    @wholesome122 6 лет назад +109

    That was beautiful.

  • @DavidisDawei
    @DavidisDawei 6 лет назад +139

    Most of the security guards wave me off with "Ting bu dong, Ting bu dong" before I can ask them for directions.
    When I persist, they are surprised to learn they can understand me, but it very rarely turns into a full conversation like in this skit.

  • @domgrimaud
    @domgrimaud 6 лет назад +49

    best video on mamahuhu. fucking brilliant !

  • @shanghaimike
    @shanghaimike 6 лет назад +109

    I love the absurdity of this video 😂😂😂

    • @jayshen84
      @jayshen84 6 лет назад +18

      Its not absurd at all.... it is really very very real hahhaa... i have seen this so often in China especially in the cities...

    • @nikkosisowath4002
      @nikkosisowath4002 6 лет назад

      Is it like, eople dont wanna get to the point?
      Sort of feels like they just wanna keep on having small talk no matter if it sounds rude or not

    • @xz1891
      @xz1891 6 лет назад

      一点都不荒唐

    • @zhifengli5703
      @zhifengli5703 5 лет назад

      U know what they says?😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonxu3876
      @jasonxu3876 5 лет назад

      Nikko Sisowath it’s kind of city folk culture. Really depends on whom and where you are talking to, but apparently speaking like in theatre has been a part of Chinese language art

  • @wewinhomes
    @wewinhomes 6 лет назад +72

    OMG THIS WAS SPOT ON

  • @jacket874
    @jacket874 5 лет назад +15

    I love how he puts shanghainese in it flawlessly

  • @gepingwang1602
    @gepingwang1602 6 лет назад +44

    LMAO, I love it. the spitting is just hilarious. whoever made this really understand how local shanghai life is and the way local shanghai people expressing themsleve

    • @sonofdurin8044
      @sonofdurin8044 5 лет назад

      Geping Wang
      It’s like this in many places in China
      Try northeastern China

  • @Kuralai95
    @Kuralai95 6 лет назад +18

    "When you're the best, it's hard to be shy" says guy's t-shirt 😂

  • @wayward-saint
    @wayward-saint 5 лет назад +5

    That was fantastic. A spot on encapsulation of so many conversations with taxi drivers, workers, security guards and every other random oldish random guy. Matt is gold 连大山都不如他

  • @StephsTV
    @StephsTV 6 лет назад +101

    I loooove this!! I miss China so much! hahahahaha

  • @ChengDude
    @ChengDude 6 лет назад +10

    The inscription on the T-shirt: when you're the best, it's hard to be humble))

  • @VTECsauce
    @VTECsauce 6 лет назад +63

    Every. Single. Day.

  • @snarkyguy
    @snarkyguy 6 лет назад +76

    Smoke...smoke...SMOKE...

  • @esperanzap6210
    @esperanzap6210 6 лет назад +14

    "Когда ты лучший трудно быть скромным" хахаха)
    Ребята, вы лучшие!!!!!

  • @Reevezy67
    @Reevezy67 6 лет назад +74

    You should take laowai out of the title. That was a perfect rendition.

  • @thehardshift
    @thehardshift 6 лет назад +30

    Long time fan and I think this is one of your best. Well done. Certainly struck a chord with the Chinese in the office too.

  • @jenniferlindsay8494
    @jenniferlindsay8494 6 лет назад +24

    Omg SPOT ON please keep making videos forever?

  • @andyx3547
    @andyx3547 6 лет назад +6

    LOL holy crap I love this video! My wife is Shanghainese and she laughed so much too and said it captured the Shanghainese personality so well!

  • @winniesong1124
    @winniesong1124 5 лет назад +5

    as a shanghainese person i am so happy about your shanghainese.

  • @moncoeur9170
    @moncoeur9170 6 лет назад +50

    Ooo so that's what Mamahuhu means ! 😮

    • @rtotheb3631
      @rtotheb3631 6 лет назад +10

      i actually tought it was horse horse tiger tiger :| I remember that in one video they explain it but cant remember exactly

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 6 лет назад +15

      Roberto Aguirre It just means "so-so" or "not too bad, but not too good".

    • @kalinsapotato
      @kalinsapotato 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah, it's an idiom meaning not so fantastic or only average, it's also the go-to word for non-Chinese Chinese speakers I swear. It's a real phrase, but I can't say I recall having heard a native speaker use it in a genuine context lol. Kind of a textbook phrase I'd say.

    • @moncoeur9170
      @moncoeur9170 6 лет назад

      Roberto Aguirre me too 😃

    • @moncoeur9170
      @moncoeur9170 6 лет назад

      Kalin Soden interesting. Thanks 😃

  • @Yuglyoshi
    @Yuglyoshi 6 лет назад +4

    This is really good, watched it multiple times, spot on satire. I like it a lot more than the buzzfeed TOP 10-style videos.

  • @user-eo9km4jr9h
    @user-eo9km4jr9h 6 лет назад +166

    Когда ты лучший, трудно быть скромным

  • @repmidwest
    @repmidwest 6 лет назад +9

    That guy's facial hair coloration alone is worth the watch.

    • @Ohfishyfishyfish
      @Ohfishyfishyfish 5 лет назад +1

      He's been in China so long, he's turning into a panda.

  • @liu3gz
    @liu3gz 5 лет назад +4

    What the hell, you guys are genius! That was funny, and very authentic.

  • @Figureight
    @Figureight 6 лет назад +6

    That was hilarious.

  • @sebastiancastillo8512
    @sebastiancastillo8512 4 года назад +1

    They're pretty much all the same.
    On the bright side, talking to the Bao An is probably one of the best ways to improve your Chinese! God bless 'em.

  • @byshagi
    @byshagi 6 лет назад +5

    this is PERFECT

  • @AJsAdventuresinAsia
    @AJsAdventuresinAsia 4 года назад +1

    This is my favorite episode by far

  • @lennon_richardson
    @lennon_richardson 5 лет назад +16

    Why is it so much easier for me to understand Chinese when it is spoken by foreigners?

  • @kirsonar
    @kirsonar 6 лет назад +24

    Когда ты лучший, сложно быть скромным

  • @jasminechen5409
    @jasminechen5409 5 лет назад +2

    excellent Chinese! Amazing! Matt you are an unbelievable talent, not any less a thinker!

  • @laquica3255
    @laquica3255 4 года назад

    This is the best mamahuhu video of all time

  • @chanliu4771
    @chanliu4771 6 лет назад +1

    Very amazing acting! Real actor!口音也非常地道。

  • @yangxiao4707
    @yangxiao4707 6 лет назад +5

    I'm Chinese. This video is so iconic. Laugh die me

  • @michaelloh7458
    @michaelloh7458 6 лет назад

    Two phrases that really hit the spot in the skit were "tian tian ci niu pai, he niu nai" and "ni ne ge ao da li ren nao zi bu tai hao". Spot on with the inflection, reminds me of my uncle. Love all your videos but this is my fav!

  • @afrawjoshe341
    @afrawjoshe341 6 лет назад +3

    I experience this everyday 😂😂😂

  • @m.c.sm.c.s384
    @m.c.sm.c.s384 6 лет назад +4

    mate, i just pissed my pants bloody brilliant not only spot on impressive chinese but his expressions and stereotyping wow.... china left marks on all of us whom lived there for a while.... fantastic video...

  • @wenjingsaf
    @wenjingsaf 5 лет назад

    hes so good i cant take it, only matt could pull this off hahaha, sounds like they recorded a convo with an actual shifu and just exaggerated it to the max, i love this video hahaha

  • @xuhuiyuanxu
    @xuhuiyuanxu 6 лет назад +12

    oh my god. as chinese, this team made super good vids. so mind-catching. will be lifetime fan. 他妈的。太牛逼啦。

  • @awake8806
    @awake8806 4 года назад

    Whoa! I am impressed with this whole skit - the acting, the mandarin, etc...

  • @wolfen231
    @wolfen231 4 года назад

    God you guys nailed the "Hey, hey" perfectly. I lmfao just at that part.

  • @max522shinji
    @max522shinji 5 лет назад

    I think it is so accurate. I am very impressed with it.

  • @BondLuis007
    @BondLuis007 6 лет назад +4

    Fucking brilliant. can relate to this on so many levels. Lol!

  • @fromshanghaiwithlove8724
    @fromshanghaiwithlove8724 6 лет назад +3

    This is the funniest video so far!!

  • @lilaowai1249
    @lilaowai1249 3 года назад

    Feels like coming home, every time I watch this (and I watched it many many times)!

  • @EasyTradeAfrica
    @EasyTradeAfrica 3 года назад

    100% baoan 😂😂, good job guys

  • @bulatuspanov4293
    @bulatuspanov4293 5 лет назад

    So relatable

  • @thesimplelife185
    @thesimplelife185 6 лет назад

    Aww, Matt giving out life advice at the end! That's real talk!

  • @Blasian-Couple
    @Blasian-Couple 5 месяцев назад

    These guys is great! I know it takes a lot to speak Chinese this well

  • @noahsolnick8293
    @noahsolnick8293 6 лет назад

    This is gold right here. Spot on.

  • @dolmena
    @dolmena 6 лет назад +5

    It's hard to be modest when you're the best

  • @petert3581
    @petert3581 6 лет назад

    This is my favorite mamahuhu video. The guard was on point

  • @CMUHW
    @CMUHW 5 лет назад

    Good point. They work hard and dont get paid much. They deserve respect

  • @cherryg44477
    @cherryg44477 5 лет назад

    Just so nailed. It is so touching.

  • @martinschmelzle4864
    @martinschmelzle4864 2 года назад

    когда ты лучший, действительно трудно быть скромным ))) вы молодцы!

  • @zhangqi6596
    @zhangqi6596 5 лет назад

    The security staff's work is too boiling 😂Thank you for chatting, don't leave.

  • @kakikikiki4705
    @kakikikiki4705 5 лет назад

    Just like a movie. Awesome

  • @earn8710
    @earn8710 4 года назад

    The Zhou Libo line is hilarious hhhh

  • @chasechan6046
    @chasechan6046 3 года назад

    the acting of security guard is perfect

  • @kaisekiryori
    @kaisekiryori 3 месяца назад

    The guy playing the Bao'an even has a bit of a Shanghainese accent when he speaks Chinese!

  • @strikevipe9906
    @strikevipe9906 5 лет назад

    the Australian guy really looks like a red panda, so cute. lol

  • @ImageAfilms
    @ImageAfilms 4 года назад

    You guys are great!

  • @jorad4887
    @jorad4887 2 года назад

    Love the skit! Lol.

  • @michaelhambozi6726
    @michaelhambozi6726 3 года назад

    Hahahah 不能停车,happened to me today..had to come back and watch this video

  • @glg9238
    @glg9238 4 года назад

    4:22 I love the moment he smoke with emotion. So funny!

  • @user-ev2wk4eb4r
    @user-ev2wk4eb4r 6 лет назад +3

    哈哈,蛮搞笑的!模仿的挺像上海的保安!还有剧情也蛮有意思!

  • @hamzahl75
    @hamzahl75 5 лет назад

    Hahahah awesome episode. I love the part where baoan spits in the middle of the conversation.

  • @89Geminian
    @89Geminian 6 лет назад

    FML everything about bodies, food, omg spot on.

  • @eirickbuckley9998
    @eirickbuckley9998 5 лет назад

    one of my favorite skits

  • @yuezhao7487
    @yuezhao7487 5 лет назад

    Matt's 1st line “WOW,外国宁” just cracks me up

  • @AndresRuizHi-Techchina
    @AndresRuizHi-Techchina 4 года назад

    OMG this was out DA hook guys, stunning amazing! The way you guys pulled this off was sensational. Both of you really CAN speak Chinese. We would love to see more like this one.

  • @hussainkazmi4829
    @hussainkazmi4829 4 года назад

    I swear this is what I experienced. Haha. The smoking part 😂

  • @Vector12138
    @Vector12138 6 лет назад +1

    superb acting

  • @cindygao5088
    @cindygao5088 3 года назад

    Great!

  • @funfnir3646
    @funfnir3646 6 лет назад

    You guys are getting better at storytelling 😂😂😂 So much fun watching this. Keep it up!!!!

  • @kyles3581
    @kyles3581 6 лет назад

    Thank you so much for this, This skit is hilarious. Can't get enough

  • @bradlee3098
    @bradlee3098 6 лет назад

    So touching

  • @Erfsasdfsdff
    @Erfsasdfsdff 3 года назад

    The detail is amazing, adding in shanghainese with the mandarin.

  • @airbornepotato
    @airbornepotato 5 лет назад

    This is too funny!!hahahhaha

  • @anam5321
    @anam5321 6 лет назад

    This is literally my daily struggle! Great video! You guys are hilarious ! 😂

  • @iznahere5858
    @iznahere5858 6 лет назад

    LOL. Loved every bit of it.

  • @ososdechengdu
    @ososdechengdu 3 года назад

    Still the best Mamahuhu video ever.

  • @hadriaadney6386
    @hadriaadney6386 5 лет назад +3

    演得太到位啦!哈哈哈!真佩服你们,把中国人演活了😄

  • @anastasiazako4173
    @anastasiazako4173 6 лет назад

    The last episodes are so lmfao!!!

  • @pbc5137
    @pbc5137 4 года назад

    2:58 he would have been drinking that tea from an old recycled glass jar back in the day. I guess he could finally get that flask after years of penny pinching 😂

  • @julietkiester5929
    @julietkiester5929 6 лет назад

    Awww what a cute ending message

  • @Lolshi11
    @Lolshi11 6 лет назад +3

    I loved this! Been learning Chinese for 3 years and I think you guys are really 标准! love seeing these skits! More like this please!

  • @algerianmohamed902
    @algerianmohamed902 4 года назад

    omg i loved this episode , definitely subbed to your channel

  • @helenzhangjia
    @helenzhangjia 4 года назад

    Man, you got it! Very well done!

  • @alfonsjones5798
    @alfonsjones5798 5 лет назад

    so well made, deserve more views for sure

  • @rondlh20
    @rondlh20 6 лет назад

    Very funny, well spoken, well acted

  • @denisv1111
    @denisv1111 4 года назад

    Soooooooooooooo true

  • @xuhuiyuanxu
    @xuhuiyuanxu 6 лет назад

    so good.

  • @englishwithnicky8999
    @englishwithnicky8999 5 лет назад

    My favorite... So true