David Letterman's The Top 10 Reasons I Decided to Become a Teacher

The Top 10 Reasons I Decided to Become a Teacher
10. l hope to live up to the teachers who inspired me... like Ms... What's Her Name?
9. lt's no fun saying the Pledge of Allegiance every day by myself.
8. Honestly, l didn't pay much attention the first time through school.
7. Kids need to know the moon landing was faked.
6. lf I could make a difference in just one student's life-well, that wouldn't be a very good average.
5. The glamour.
4. You work long hours, but at least the pay is bad.
3. Hoping to teach in an all song-and-dance high school, like on "Glee."
2. ln the summer, l can watch all you losers go to the office.
1. l want to help kids talk good.
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