MY WALKING COUCH EATS PLAYERS! | GTA 5 RP
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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2023
- Im a walking couch who eats players when no one else is looking- can this couch be defeated? Watch till the end!
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If you bought this couch and later at night you heard it moving what would you do?
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Start a cult and feed people to the couch... Summon it back into this plane of existence just to stay in good graces of the couch... Maybe put its spirit into a fancy bed for added stealth...
Huh
You do Harold make a Uber but with a jet
3 hours ago WTH
@@gruntmasterbroadcastFUCK no
Idea: You are disguised as a hobo, but the twist is that the hobo is actually god himself
Edit: Thank you guys so much for 100 likes
I like this
The producers of Bruce Almighty want to know your location
Great idea, if James doesn't do this I'll definitely unsub. Most simple yet attractive idea yet
Great idea
He hearted it! ❤
Video two of asking for fallout four vault tec rp
I had a similar idea, would love to see it!
6 hours ago
And a FNAF style RP.
But this one would be cool too
@@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn Pretty sure he said in one of his live streams he’s not doing a FNAF rp
yes
reminds me of the saying "it cant just grow legs and walk away".
istg, that's probably the phrase that spawned this monstrosity lmao
Whenever James uploads i just say poor PGN players here comes jmw ready to kill
I can say with complete certainty, getting eaten by the couch was terrifying.
I love how everyone in the server wants to buy the couch because they want to get the JMW haunting experience.
Do you know how does it works ? They just play along ? I was watching one episode of rats and like when he wrote in the chat “after being bitten the eyes get swalen 😂 etc , or they get blind “ does the character actually loose the vision ? Or they just playing along
@@augustopatrickpatrick324 Well JMW finds a victim, And the victim plays along but they were unaware of it if ykw i mean
@@aperson5466 I presume they are generally aware of his videos some of time or for the more complex videos he has accomplices that play along and some general instructions(like the spider filled mine one). As far as being eaten or something by the couch I presume most play along as it is an RP server and if they don't he edits them out.
@@augustopatrickpatrick324
I think they know something will happen, but they dont know what exactly. And as others said, they're playing along since its an RP server
Idea: A book falls down from the sky. Anyone who finds it gets the power to kill anyone by any means by just writing there name in the book. You could have a demon that will spectate while watching the person murder. The police will need to figure out the owner of the book before it’s too late. (Based off the show “Death Note”)
Good idea fat boi
Good video 💡
Idea guy pretends to be time Traveler with a fake time machine and tells people there gonna die and then murders them in the way he said
Invincible man merged with parachute guy whose parachute deploys late. Would be funny to see a merger of the two.
Idea: Treasure chest spawn in city. People found it but they didn't know its a Mimic Chest and devour everyone who wants take its treasure.
that be cool or some kind of treasure map leads to it be pretty awesome
counter idea: the chest gives you what ever you want but it takes from others or from your bank account to get it
The living couch kinda is already a mimic
Holy crap I love this idea. Though, one of the other commenters has a point, that's essentially what the couch is. Mimic's are just traditionally treasure chests. Still want him to do this though lol
@@angelabryant9766 Well yeah but a mimic technically can be a whole house if it eats enough people which gives me an idea of everytime the mimic eats somebody it gets stronger and bigger ,turning into a new form each time.
Idea: For all my fellow british jmw fans, and for the brits on the pgn server we all know mr blobby, that bulbous pink figure covered in yellow spots, with that creepy toothy grin and green jiggling eyes has somehow made his way to Los Santos and has a never ending hunger for people.
YES
As he hunts for Simon cowell 😂
Meth addiction dreams
I think they tried running that in Aus too. I have a hazy childhood memory of that abomination
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:
From the makers who brought you cars with legs now brings to a home near you, Couches with legs! Made with help from the Red Chair makers this couch is to die for... And what better way to burn off all that extra couch fat but with the Insane o flex! An exercise device that once you turn on straps you in and forces you to go on a 24 hour marathon exercise adventure throughout San Andreas! Coming to your home soon...
imagine a couch just menacingly walking into a mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger
I love how the couch is actually insanely powerful
I don’t know if you have ever heard of the movie tremors but it’s like creatures that hunt under ground and if they hear vibrations above ground thats how they kill
RP IDEA: you work at a car dealer ship, but when you sell the car, all the wheels break off after 10 mins of driving
That's a normal car
normal car in ohio
Maybe make it so that any damage that happens to the car the current owner even if there swlling it will take the same damge in the equivalent place on the vody
A New Killer idea - you play as a killer that is a painter that was never appreciated for his work now he paints how his customers die and kills them when their alone.
Idea: be a wolf, cat, dog or something that talks to people alone and says "no one will believe you" and whenever there is another player don't talk and be passive
I'm going to exercise
RP idea: You do a copy of los santos and when people are sleeping you kidnap them to make them think everyone else dissappeared also have monsters and see how long they can survive!
Love your videos. Cheer me up when I feel depressed or when I have to much my mind❤
Now THESE are the best kinds of videos on here
Love the video man keep them coming
Does anyone remember the burned entity with no arms, and no skin, from the episode with body's inside of a house,all burned.
Can we please have a return vid on him @jmwFILMS !!!
Damn,thanks for listening...thumbs-up mate!
2 IDEAS: 1. Make a Barnie the Dinosaur festival or event occur in Los Santos and have people in Barnie costumes walk around. But one of the Barnies is a murderous monster from another dimension using the shape of Barnie to eat people while singing his 'I love you, you love me' song.
2: A guy gives everybody he touches bad luck for 24 hours or until they die. He does not know this and he is a nice and casual guy who will shake your hand, offer a shoulder to cry on, or just offer a cigarette or beer whenever somebody else doesn't have any.
Holy wow Great idea highly underrated.
that grandma ashes bit was fucking hilarious you guys are such natural comedians lmao
Here's an idea: A mad scientist who wants to conquer the city with crazy inventions like the auto shrinkinator. And his name is... Dreik Hoof Pain? 100% original idea and not stolen from a Disney cartoon with 2 children and a platypus.
Suggestion: There is a Spiderman villian named "The Wall" thats just a brick wall with legs and a face. That would be funny to see in action.
let's go JMW uploaded
Why are half of his videos a fever dream
The most epic and wild video Jmw has ever made, a legit killer couch lol.
Fun Fact: Jere Voltolini got his job a House Haunter after responding to an online advertisement!!! Unlike most job postings on sketchy websites, this job was real with some weird scientists!!! What Ghosts do you think would be cool to see in PGN!?!?!?
That fact is not fun
A killer Bed could be intriguing by the time it strikes you'll never see it coming...
@@JAYS_VA was for me
Fun fact NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE COUCHS
@@liamfaria8921
yeah man one time I was sitting on a couch and I lost my house keys between the cushions
I literately love this couch monster, I would even by a plush of it lol!
I took a nap mid video and I dreamt he did an rp with a cursed prosthetic arm that took over the person and made them kill
I think that you should do this again but with the spirit of the couch possessing the tank that blue it up and when you aim it at people they get sucked in.
You know your day gets better when JMW uploads.
The couch should come back, it has a story to tell
It would be funny if for a video you opened up a pet adoption center with weird creatures and have the couch as one of the pets
This is as realistic as *Killer Sofa* 😂🛋️
another banger lol
Idea: You're a traveling performer who invites people into a pop-up circus tent of sorts. When enough people get in, block the exit and start the show. Do some generic magic and at the end, bow, then turn into a man-eating spider with a magician's hat.
Hey JMW. I think it would be cool if the Police Department in LS established an Abnormal Investigations Unit(AIU).
So many weird things happen. A unit that specializes in case files classified as unexplainable could be possible without breaking the barrier into knowing what SCP is.
The K9 with the cowboy hat gave me an RP idea, sell a sentient hat drives a spike into the persons brain and controls them
42:23 oh hahaha thats me! i loved this video and experience James keep it going!
How about A Coffin that goes around beating people down.
Respect and keep up the epic work.
Instead make the coffin trap the people in it basically a iron maiden coffin
@@justinhuff9820 Why not Both MWHAHAHA.
another banger, lets go!!
Idea: replace random furniture in people's house and make the furniture come alive
I wanna see a sequel to episode 290 and 160 Because both monsters are still Roaming and it is so much fun to see people scream
Idea: A Call of Duty Cold War Zombies RP where JMW plays as the Forsaken and starts a Dark Aether invasion of Los Santos.
Idea: Be a priest who preaches a vague but great sermon around LS and SA but at the end of his sermon he reveals the name of their Lord to be a demon who erupts from the priest's body and begins to burn people as a sacrifice to his power which makes him endlessly hungry.
If you snort someones ashes, does it count as cannibalism?🤔
45:50
"Hold Fire! Hold Fire!"
*Get's fired upon and dies*
Progamerdude: "I love ruining people's days!"
JMWFilms: "I love making people look crazy!"
The most dangerous duo
Idea: teleport people to a exact replica of the map but there is no npcs or players not even animals and most importantly, no sounds other than what they make.
Babaganush
Another wonderful episode of madness . Such great content , please keep it up!
video idea: a serial killer thats clueless that hes a killer when he makes his murders so obvious and believes hes innocent so goes on a rampage when he gets out of jail believeing that he was falsey arrested
Nah
Each RP we get closer and closer to a DnD themed RP, this couch is just a goddamn Mimic couch.
ur vids are so good bro i swear
Idea: Hungry Blade. This idea comes from the GTA 5 Chaos Mod. A mysterious demonic machete is lying on the ground for players to pick up, but once they pick it up its physically stuck to their hand, even if they wear something over their hands. The machete will whisper something along the lines of "I am the Hungry Blade. You have one minute to kill, or I will kill you. The Blade Hungers..." And if the player doesn't keep killing within every minute (or however long you want) then that player will burst into flames, the flames only ceasing after death. The blade would either stay next to the body for investigators to pick up, or disappear and reappear somewhere else.
37:52 somenthing about a grown ass mann screaming in terror "the couch!" is so funny
Idea: you create attractions that are meant to kill people. For example, a roller coaster with missing tracks or a water slide that is meant to get you stuck
The last few minutes of this video were weirdly cinematic, and I love every second of it.
Take one of your monsters and live a normal life, no killing but you have a twin that does kill
This was amazing good job jmw
normal day in PGN when your just trying to enjoy playing and then jmwfilms joins and you already know today is not going to be a good day lol
Idea: statues pop up around Los Santos and if someone insults it or litters on it it comes alive and attacks
You're a true god
This gave a though of a SCP PacMan, along with the thought of a person wearing a Pacman Costume but in reality is a beast that it's only desire is to eat victims. idk lol
This one was Legendary😂😂😂😂
Video idea: become one of your iconic characters and act like him but you're just some guy
Idea: Tell people that I can wish for anything they want and if they're greedy you place a curse on them (of your choice)
you should do this again but have a different dimension for players sucked into the couch
i love the suspense for a walking couch!
Idea: Do a similar rp to the Disney movie Bolt, a dog with superpowers and see how the server reacts
Idea: A pair of shoes that possess the person wearing them, that tries spreading more pairs of itself by selling them. And if the person wearing the shoes gets insulted, he will try to slice off the legs of whoever insulted him.
Idea: the strawberry serial killer he is a killer that worked in the factory that made and grew berries, but now he’s on the vengeance for the people that closed the factory and he takes his kills by turning them into strawberries and feeding them to other people
It was a soooooooo good story and one of the funniest 😂
Loved this so much jmw! Keep up the great work!!
Idea: you are a creature that can only go in dark places and if anyone goes into those dark places you kill them
This looks great
Idea: What's your favorite scary movie? Fall is just around the corner and spooky season is almost here and it looks like Ghostface has made a comeback to participate in a blood bath. Although.... Ghostface does tend to come in pairs doesn't he? Although Billy Loomis and Stu Macher may look like regular teenagers, they're anything but.
jeez this is like the best
This is EPIC!!
Idea: Home invasion, would be interesting to see how they handle something like that.
Banger vid
This is why I come to this channel. Cause of all the crazy shit he come up with and I love it
Idea: you play as a corrupt air force pilot (working for national guard) and use an F-16 to "take Revenge" on cops and random civilians.
RP Idea: Do some Assassin's Creed Role Play before Mirage comes out. You don't have to be any other the characters you can be your own character in the Los Santos Brotherhood
Man, just when I thought you couldn't surprise me anymore
This must be the couch that always has my damn remote
In my personal opinion, I think you are the best GTA RUclipsr cuz other people have like mediocre ideas, reused things, but you make unique ideas and sometimes continue on stories
My poor Crown Vic… Bullet holes all throught it at Saleri’s. And poor Serrano. RIP best detective.
I would love to see a passive version of this video where the couch just chills with players
Love the videos man keep it up!!
yep, was waiting for this ever since i saw reeces stream
Idea: you give you give someone a potion and say it gives them luck for the rest of their life but it actually does the opposite
Idea: Resident Evil based roleplay. Whether it's Nemesis hunting down someone in the newly made "S.T.A.R.S." or Umbrella using Los Santos as a testing ground.
Idea: Tell everyone that there's a nuke so you can have every single store to yourself
Love this idea! 😂
Im happy u posted
Idea for a story, this old abandoned house is for sale, but everyone that goes to visit the house for a tour is cursed and later is stalked and killed by an evil entity. The realestate agent is the ghost of a serial killer who used to own the house and was killed by cops for firing at officers that found out where he lived.
Idea: you get kidnapped by scientist and turn into a bird and try to get people's help to turn back to human