STARTING A WAR USING POKÉMON! | GTA 5 RP

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  • @jmwFILMS
    @jmwFILMS  2 года назад +273

    What Pokémon would you summon? And who would you battle?
    Second Channel: www.x ruclips.net/channel/UCISSVqgvSlWCcaUFFhF3bxQ
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    • @gruntmasterbroadcast
      @gruntmasterbroadcast 2 года назад +13

      My pokemon would very likely be.... Flying Shark! Knowing my luck though I'd probably end up facing a Florida man though...

    • @MiladyX666
      @MiladyX666 2 года назад +6

      You should have summoned Satan you would have had a fighting chance 😈

    • @yodagangowner2723
      @yodagangowner2723 2 года назад +6

      This the best one so far😊

    • @damionalbarr7961
      @damionalbarr7961 2 года назад +14

      SO FUNNY! I'm from Ohio and THAT was NOT Ohio

    • @nativecrackhead757
      @nativecrackhead757 2 года назад +8

      Obama against Joe Rogan

  • @ToxicSnake48
    @ToxicSnake48 2 года назад +1743

    As someone who has watched every pokemon series I can say with 100% honesty that this is really accurate to the show.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 года назад +70

      Aside from Pokeballs not working on people, for some reason. Here they actually do.

    • @ToxicSnake48
      @ToxicSnake48 2 года назад +48

      @@WorldWalker128 well we don't know that they don't because it was never tried in the show

    • @Ilovepeggleohyeah100
      @Ilovepeggleohyeah100 2 года назад +34

      @@ToxicSnake48 ash tried to catch iris

    • @opinionpaladin6007
      @opinionpaladin6007 2 года назад +20

      @@Ilovepeggleohyeah100 most people didn't watch 5th gen and on

    • @ksdtsubfil6840
      @ksdtsubfil6840 2 года назад

      As a genwunner, I've always wondered why I can't refuse Pokémon batles. Now I realized they are literally threatening you with the old-fashioned violence so if you don't fight back, that youngster twerp with the purple rat can hyper fang you to death.

  • @hannahmonroe3094
    @hannahmonroe3094 2 года назад +296

    I think that was the funniest episode I've ever watched in this series. Haven't laughed that hard in a minute

  • @eclipsebrightstar8671
    @eclipsebrightstar8671 2 года назад +450

    Enemy:"Okay, what are you doing"?
    JMW:"I summon TANK"
    Enemy:OH SHI-

  • @ShivamAgarwal064
    @ShivamAgarwal064 2 года назад +261

    Guy using tax evasion is the probably the best joke on this channel ever. +10000000 DPI

    • @svipul2582
      @svipul2582 Год назад +2

      who is that Guy?

    • @ShivamAgarwal064
      @ShivamAgarwal064 Год назад +6

      @svipul2582 Guy is Ryan Reynolds' character from the movie "Free Guy"

    • @svipul2582
      @svipul2582 Год назад

      @@ShivamAgarwal064 thank you! I appreciate it!🙂

  • @Starrykaz
    @Starrykaz 2 года назад +448

    This video was hilarious! My favorite part is when Reece came out of nowhere and just got ripped apart lol

    • @ksdtsubfil6840
      @ksdtsubfil6840 2 года назад +9

      Poor Reece haha. That always seem to happen when he is not directly involved in the video.

    • @superoyal1
      @superoyal1 2 года назад +6

      swag like ohi down in ohi

    • @NullitasOfOne
      @NullitasOfOne 2 года назад

      RIP Reece xD

  • @knightr1548
    @knightr1548 2 года назад +131

    I lost it at "Tax Evasion" 😂🤣

  • @KingofGames216
    @KingofGames216 2 года назад +1150

    Fun Fact: JMW's Pokémon Trainer captured a variety of people, animals, and objects before challenging people to battles! Once captured, most of the captured creatures became more like Pokémon!! So that's why objects seemed sentient and people seemed obedient to the trainer!!! If JMW were to do a sequel, what kind of other Pokémon would you like to see!?!?!?

    • @gruntmasterbroadcast
      @gruntmasterbroadcast 2 года назад +90

      Just the entire state of Ohio... Or at least the state of Ohio's personification could be a really dangerous pokemon... Of course not as dangerous as Florida's or Australia but can still pack a mean punch...

    • @KingofGames216
      @KingofGames216 2 года назад +43

      @@gruntmasterbroadcast I'm scared then, what does Ohio evolve into?

    • @gamingandstuff8211
      @gamingandstuff8211 2 года назад +15

      Crackamon

    • @Shadow2-1
      @Shadow2-1 2 года назад +29

      @@KingofGames216 no one has lived to tell the tale

    • @justadogobeingdogo5766
      @justadogobeingdogo5766 2 года назад +32

      Harold is a cool legendary Pokémon I’d love to see him in a battle!

  • @corkscrewentertainment5863
    @corkscrewentertainment5863 2 года назад +104

    This needs to be a series man this is so good Ass Ketchup needs to come back.😂🤣

  • @icygaming20
    @icygaming20 2 года назад +586

    Jesus fighting a crackhead Pokémon trainer is the most pgn thing ever

    • @wawa6111
      @wawa6111 2 года назад +25

      Average day in pgn

    • @nullchamberss
      @nullchamberss 2 года назад +11

      I almost thought u said png 💀

    • @sponge_bob3troy175
      @sponge_bob3troy175 Год назад +1

      Remember guys if your losing a pokedeck game always bring out jesus

  • @Gigaknight1
    @Gigaknight1 2 года назад +42

    "His attacks are limited, but he's kind of intimidating!" Had me laughing

  • @Captan_bio
    @Captan_bio 2 года назад +832

    I loved that ending. Just "I am taking you...to Ohio."

  • @Way040
    @Way040 2 года назад +5

    Pokémon I choose you!
    ‘Throws the ball’
    Jesus?!??!?

  • @wrath4452
    @wrath4452 2 года назад +205

    Had an idea for you James! Actually, a couple.
    1. Cartoon Cat in Abandoned or Under Construction Locations.
    2. Long Horse comes to warn of an Imminent Disaster/Creature Attack, could also be warning of Cartoon Cat coming to the city to hunt.

    • @1900CTCriminal
      @1900CTCriminal 2 года назад +5

      Good ideas ngl

    • @noahsmith1645
      @noahsmith1645 2 года назад +2

      Nice idea

    • @InsertName159
      @InsertName159 2 года назад +2

      He put a heart on it so maybe

    • @wrath4452
      @wrath4452 2 года назад +1

      @@InsertName159 oh god what have I done, tell PGN I’m sorry

    • @HowlingDragon
      @HowlingDragon 2 года назад +3

      I feel like u want a cartoon cat

  • @WhoThoughtThisWasGood
    @WhoThoughtThisWasGood 2 года назад +78

    Idea for a sequel, Ass Ketchup gets back from ohio and meets his rival Gray Oats in the street where they then start having a massive pokemon battle and (maybe) kill countless bystanders.

  • @gruntmasterbroadcast
    @gruntmasterbroadcast 2 года назад +364

    Idea: You and a couple well meaning cult enthusiasts go up to random players and just start worshiping them, being in fear in their presence, maybe even just drop dead after announcing the players name all in the path of worshipping the bearer of the divine will... All for the purpose of luring them away and sacrificing them to free them from the weak fleshy mortal body they are trapped in so they may assume their true demon form... Even though they just suddenly lose interest soon after the sacrifice... Will players survive these bizarre cult locals?! Or will they find the one who bears the will of their god incarnate...

  • @AthenaKolva
    @AthenaKolva 2 года назад +9

    Guy is my favorite pokemon- when he uses tax evasion I go into a coma of endless laughter
    I love this episode so much!!!

  • @justadogobeingdogo5766
    @justadogobeingdogo5766 2 года назад +110

    JMW THIS is why I watch you, you can either come up with very clever Rp ideas or something so crazy and ridiculous that is comedy gold! 😂 keep up the good work!

  • @dragongamer1237
    @dragongamer1237 2 года назад +13

    "Store clerk, nag em with your prices" Funniest thing I have heard in a while

  • @blazephoenix5849
    @blazephoenix5849 Год назад +3

    29:40 "Nokia I choose you" "JESUS?!?" 😂😂

  • @calebe.sanchez7978
    @calebe.sanchez7978 2 года назад +150

    This deserves an "Only in Ohio" moment

  • @BennyTygohome
    @BennyTygohome 2 года назад +23

    This is a surprisingly likable character.

  • @Peter_nzl97
    @Peter_nzl97 2 года назад +26

    The dinosaur cop coming out of a pokeball and RPing as a Pokemon had me dead xD

  • @trusty_is_rusty
    @trusty_is_rusty 2 года назад +64

    Literally just finished the new Pokemon Violet game and now I get to watch more pokemon content!! Thanks for another awesome vid James 🔥🔥💙

    • @Luathem
      @Luathem 2 года назад +3

      Nice

    • @SuperPlacido1
      @SuperPlacido1 2 года назад +1

      *video not vid. I do not understand the concept of wanting to shorten a word that is already short enough as it is. I find it ridiculous. But I do understand wanting to shorten long words. 🤦‍♂

    • @trusty_is_rusty
      @trusty_is_rusty 2 года назад +6

      @@SuperPlacido1 Are you okay? Are you bleeding? Did the word "vid" hurt you? 😟

    • @SuperPlacido1
      @SuperPlacido1 2 года назад

      @@trusty_is_rusty No. That's just stupid! Use your brain for once in your life and you will surely understand what I said!

    • @sak-r7t
      @sak-r7t 2 года назад +2

      @@SuperPlacido1 i won’t lie bro, u are getting triggered for the most ridiculous thing i’ve seen on the internet yet 💀 did someone piss in ur cereal this morning? 😂

  • @progamer_not2681
    @progamer_not2681 2 года назад +4

    Idea: Serial killer who is socially awkward. If he gets embarrassed or feels awkward in any way, for example he’s in a store and nobody in line is talking, he feels the urge to kill them

  • @warwolfman
    @warwolfman 2 года назад +11

    7:06 Dino evolved into a Digimon and got a firearm I'm so proud

  • @chanceogle3642
    @chanceogle3642 2 года назад +6

    This was one of the most fun, engaging, hysterical & wacky RP's I've ever seen you do! Imagine the possibilities. I hope Ass Ketchup becomes a regular stay in the future. Amazing video, Jmw! 👏😎

  • @RamenHutt
    @RamenHutt 2 года назад +15

    One of my favorite lines has to be (guy uses tax evasion) "yo, move your car, the irs takes your car."

  • @Will_Change_Ur_Expiration_Date
    @Will_Change_Ur_Expiration_Date 2 года назад +8

    “Take them bills better than pills” best line I ever heard anyone say

  • @ark5647
    @ark5647 2 года назад +43

    your videos always makes a smile on my face, thank you for this gold content 👍

  • @swainswanson6235
    @swainswanson6235 Год назад +2

    That ending. Was. The. Best. The SCP Foundation Billboard casually in the background too... and the fact that Ass Ketchup just stood on the lined up tanks, shooting Jesus. Gave me Kylo Ren Vibes "More. MORE!"

  • @박승현-n7e
    @박승현-n7e 2 года назад +6

    "I choose you Leopard 1!"
    Leopard: 105mm! 105mm!

  • @saltybrackishfresh
    @saltybrackishfresh 11 месяцев назад +1

    deputy Andrew Tate and Sherrif Johnny Sins got wrecked by the pokidex master 24:30

  • @TRAINED2GODY
    @TRAINED2GODY 2 года назад +30

    We need more of this guy!

  • @jaymesdavee7429
    @jaymesdavee7429 2 года назад +11

    This made me laugh so much man I hope he makes another one of this video

  • @chickwenswin475
    @chickwenswin475 2 года назад +30

    Wow, another thrilling video, keep up the good work and the dedication

  • @DECEASEDHD
    @DECEASEDHD Год назад +1

    4:47 true friendship lmfao

  • @flamin121_
    @flamin121_ 2 года назад +8

    That ending tho! "Noooooooo!!!"
    That was epic!!!

  • @MrMerpy0000
    @MrMerpy0000 2 года назад

    28:19 the "uhh re-return-return!" *whale flies off* got me 😭😭😭

  • @Cmdr_Exo
    @Cmdr_Exo 2 года назад +8

    “There are no Laws against the Pokémon Batman.”

  • @ethankren9594
    @ethankren9594 2 года назад +6

    28:09 I just fell off the couch laughing

  • @angrydoggo7160
    @angrydoggo7160 2 года назад +19

    A similar idea to this could work where, instead of random people and items, monsters from past videos are used as pokemons.

    • @ThatSoonerGuy
      @ThatSoonerGuy 2 года назад +1

      That’s what’s I thought this would be when I read the title. I think that would add a lot to it. Especially if he doesn’t put them back in the pokeball and all of them run free wreaking havoc on the city. Imagine the potential chaos that could cause! Lol it would be super entertaining

  • @redblood22
    @redblood22 Год назад +2

    i love the random guy who says hes a dinosaur

  • @blackhawk4325
    @blackhawk4325 2 года назад +6

    Ass ketchup should make another appearence, But with Brock and Misty! (Couldnt think of any parody names for them as good as Ass Ketchup)

  • @creepersrock24gaming
    @creepersrock24gaming 2 года назад +5

    I think it would be funny if he said when he throws a Pokémon ball is “can you beat the train.” And it spawns the freight train.

  • @chii9028
    @chii9028 2 года назад +4

    You really really need to make a part 2 of this!
    NUCLEAR WARHEAD, I CHOOSE YOU!

  • @johnscott6931
    @johnscott6931 Год назад

    12:54 the literal definition of having the mayor in your pocket 😂😂😂

  • @K_Reezey
    @K_Reezey 2 года назад +7

    Jmw you gotta do a part 2 this was a crazy video and you should do it to we’re it’s the revenge story when you face Jesus again and take over the city with a nuke and a submarine, and maybe godzilla

  • @Slackernt
    @Slackernt Год назад +1

    The fear in that cop's voice when he said "OH SHIT HE'S USING TAX EVASION" 🤣

  • @Weberuto
    @Weberuto 2 года назад +19

    That ending caught me of guard I can’t stop laughing 😂 💀

  • @Goofyfnafshorts
    @Goofyfnafshorts 5 месяцев назад

    0:48 Aaaaah yah this is gonna be good 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 2 года назад +6

    Man this video went wild at the end, but I LOVED IT!
    It would be hilarious an episode 2 bit this time Butt Mustard have SCP pokemons he caught fro the Foundation.

  • @mgabrielm4937
    @mgabrielm4937 2 года назад +1

    20:14 started from the bottom now we way up 🎵

  • @ghostkiller5126
    @ghostkiller5126 2 года назад +19

    This is a great video. 👍 Keep up the good work James!

  • @Kramerica962
    @Kramerica962 11 месяцев назад +1

    The Guy bit where he uses tax evasion is legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Was not expecting such clever comedy but god damn did that make me laugh.
    Who is playing Guy? God damn his mixture of sounding completely depressed and fed up with everything is beyond hilarious.

  • @someonlinedouche6992
    @someonlinedouche6992 2 года назад +8

    Oh come on this isn't even a fair fight!!! How PGN cops and army even find a way to stop any of these paranormal threats and still be able to do their jobs is beyond me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SamXlk
    @SamXlk 2 года назад +3

    32:56 bro can't even rest in ohio

  • @TheSerpentsHandSH
    @TheSerpentsHandSH 2 года назад +4

    It would be funny if the character said "Go lizard! " then SCP 682 appears

  • @lilfranky5073
    @lilfranky5073 2 года назад +2

    A Silent Hill RP would be cool, it would freak so many people out for sure.

  • @jacob-zt5tk
    @jacob-zt5tk 2 года назад +19

    Jmw never dissapoints

  • @Fang1st
    @Fang1st 2 года назад +1

    Lol, Pokemon lore. That's funny XD butt yeah no I think that's exactly how pokemon would play out in GTA.
    Also I'd definitely use Alligator, or El Presidente.

  • @jadenplayzrobloxminecraft9766
    @jadenplayzrobloxminecraft9766 2 года назад +11

    That ending *PURE* gooooollddd 😂

  • @hannahmonroe3094
    @hannahmonroe3094 2 года назад +5

    It's currently 1 in the morning and I just lost my absolute shit laughing when you spread your arms to the cop and mumbled boom boom boom.

  • @TheGlaFla
    @TheGlaFla 2 года назад +30

    Idea: A group of people are volunteered to come and try this new project for "innovative virtual reality" the volunteers will get into this armed building with guards around every corner but little did they know something went wrong in the server room, someone changed the algorithm for the games experiance. The volunteers get trapped into the world of the virtual reality a endless wasteland that sort of simulates the earth when all the water dried. They would explore the wasteland little did they know they are not alone. Somethings watching and they don't like them there. Only one of the volunteers escape the virtual reality. The volunteer would wake up on the street and the company that they volunteered for, never existed...

    • @youtubevideoswatching3866
      @youtubevideoswatching3866 2 года назад

      There was one recently called nuketown.

    • @TheGlaFla
      @TheGlaFla 2 года назад

      @@youtubevideoswatching3866 it was not like this other than the virtual reality thing

  • @kameroncordova4535
    @kameroncordova4535 2 года назад +5

    I laughed so hard when jesus got hit by the tank barrel 😂😂😂

  • @miss.dannitiger
    @miss.dannitiger 2 года назад +6

    This was AMAZING >I cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣 I'm adding this to my favorites 🥰

  • @yokingstream1005
    @yokingstream1005 2 года назад +2

    That was the most ridiculous final battle ever and it was glorious 😂 need a sequel pronto

  • @past3249
    @past3249 2 года назад +6

    This video was so funny possibly my favorite video yet, I love you jmw your videos bring me joy every time I watch them. 😅❤️

  • @ClownFromGotham
    @ClownFromGotham 2 года назад +3

    Every team needs a tank, but this takes it to the next level

  • @cory_fan2757
    @cory_fan2757 2 года назад +6

    This was so funny even my Pokémon started laughing

  • @criglepig7895
    @criglepig7895 2 года назад +1

    This video was amazing and made me laugh so hard! Jesus being the ultimate legendary pokemon was the best twist 😆😆🤣

  • @Galactic_JS
    @Galactic_JS 2 года назад +5

    *Worried viewers may not like it due to it being not canonically accurate*
    *Creates a masterpiece*

  • @Wokvir
    @Wokvir 2 года назад +4

    Definitely want a part 2, favorite video so far

  • @lazzywillkidder1772
    @lazzywillkidder1772 2 года назад +5

    That was amazing video love it even the attack on Ohio LOL

  • @romeogarlett558
    @romeogarlett558 2 года назад +2

    Jmwfilms you need to do more of this this is too fun to watch please DO MORE

  • @mitthenub6050
    @mitthenub6050 2 года назад +5

    god how havent you dont this before.. this is genius

  • @Que3496
    @Que3496 2 года назад +2

    STARTING A WAR USING POKÉMON! Part 2 pleaseeee this had me laughing non stop

  • @jyggalag8359
    @jyggalag8359 2 года назад +5

    The five sins of chaos has opened this day with the arrival of the crackhead with a pokeball

  • @bapple9990
    @bapple9990 2 года назад +2

    "ass ketchup" A name I havnt heard since poke fables

  • @snoopcattthebest
    @snoopcattthebest 2 года назад +4

    These videos are so wacky yet amazing I love these recent ideas banger video 🔥🔥

  • @jacktar25
    @jacktar25 2 года назад +1

    This guy shoud definitely come back with a spooky edition poke dex
    Maybe having death and a few other of your monsters like the burning man.
    This was a great video, i can't wait to see what you come up with next.

  • @kingfilms5996
    @kingfilms5996 2 года назад +8

    Getting sent to Ohio was a fate worse or than hell

  • @andrewsilva9481
    @andrewsilva9481 2 года назад +3

    We need more of these I loved this rp so much

  • @catsrule5p892
    @catsrule5p892 2 года назад +4

    Thanks for making these, they put a smile on my face and make me laugh so hard.

  • @NeptunesSon1
    @NeptunesSon1 Год назад

    I'm at 3:30 and I can't stop laughing. This is (in my opinion) the best rp you have posted on your channel so far.

  • @ScientificallyImprobable
    @ScientificallyImprobable 2 года назад +6

    I can’t lie, as someone who is a huge pokémon fan- a lot of this made me cringe, but it was so funny at the same time

  • @levimatthewhenson3324
    @levimatthewhenson3324 2 года назад

    24:40 i love how seriously he takes "move you car, the irc takes your car" XD

  • @kunokoko
    @kunokoko 2 года назад +4

    I wonder how powerful was ash ketchup when he captured Jesus in a pokeball

  • @Hunter-ff1mv
    @Hunter-ff1mv 2 года назад +1

    This is probably my favorite video you have made. I was laughing my ass off. Great work JMW. Keep em coming!

  • @jsmoikoi4812
    @jsmoikoi4812 2 года назад +5

    we need more pokemon battles. maybe even more trainers to challange each other

  • @itsmehere1
    @itsmehere1 Год назад +1

    32:48 Swag like Ohio!!! Down in Ohio, swag like Ohio!!

  • @someone..2393
    @someone..2393 2 года назад +4

    This is everything I ever wanted in a vid

    • @SuperPlacido1
      @SuperPlacido1 2 года назад

      *video not vid. I do not understand the concept of wanting to shorten a word that is already short enough as it is. I find it ridiculous. But I do understand wanting to shorten long words. 🤦‍♂

    • @someone..2393
      @someone..2393 2 года назад

      You must not have anything to do huh?

  • @mudfishh_304
    @mudfishh_304 2 года назад +1

    Average day in Los Santos. Jesus fights local crack head in pokemon battle and takes him to Ohio.

  • @Unknown-wb1bf
    @Unknown-wb1bf 2 года назад +9

    I want more of this character!

  • @kidperfectgamer
    @kidperfectgamer 2 года назад +1

    The cop spawned a poodle and you spawned a BEAR!!😂

  • @thegrimdaddy3014
    @thegrimdaddy3014 2 года назад +8

    RP idea, do a reverse Tron. Instead of a person going into a program. Have a program come to our world and use all the crazy stuff from the DLC in GTA v. You know whipping around on a light bike asking where the Google program is.

  • @JAYFLOPROBEATS
    @JAYFLOPROBEATS 2 года назад +2

    I could barely see the doggone video due to crying from laughing so damn hard!!

  • @morphingninja
    @morphingninja 2 года назад +9

    As an Ohioan, I felt that ending...

    • @grooms2004
      @grooms2004 2 года назад +4

      Bars and farms, Ohio in two words.

  • @Raven-The-CrowX3
    @Raven-The-CrowX3 2 года назад +1

    The end bit was hilarious.
    I'm glad the joke I pushed is so popular now.
    Great video.

  • @jmb.
    @jmb. 2 года назад +9

    As someone from ohio that last part killed me 😂