I’ll just go over there and smack the air outta their brain… look at my flyceps bro. 1000 wingups no problem. Can’t let your neighbors have shit in Ohio
Fun Fact: Before working for SCP, Davis Dogwood was a Pokémon Professor! He came to the San Andreas Region to identify any unknown creatures as Pokémon such Guy, the tax evading Pokémon!!! After some Pokémon that Dogwood gave away went wild, SCP captured them and Dogwood!!! However, SCP were impressed with his knowledge! So after an "uncomfortable" hiring process, Dogwood became a Researcher specializing in SCP/non-SCP identification!!!! What people or things do you want to become Pokémon for the next video?!?!?!
Idea: You should become a SCP called SCP-939, also known as "With Many Voices". Its a dog like creatur. using the last words or screams of prior victims to lure the player to them and devour them.939 is pack-based predators. Their primary method of luring prey is the imitation of human speech in the voices of prior victims, often in a fashion that implies significant distress.
@@DPRK_NorthKorea I know that it is not the same thing. But the concept of it is very similar to the monster JMW used a while ago. It makes it seem redundant to ask for SCP-939 when there already exists a much similar, if a bit more icon, monster in JMW's arsenal. But hey, I'd still watch a SCP-939 video, because JMW will still make it awesome.
Ooh I like that idea more than the one I had for 682 cause you could actually use the cougar model and they would probably be allot more fluid with their movements being a mod.
Ya know, all these horror and monster themed rps you've done has got me thinking of an idea. A vampire who has lived for several centuries, long enough to see Los Santos and the surrounding cities/areas get built, stalks the night and feeds on the unfortunate souls that come into contact with it. Either sucking them dry of all their blood like some fleshy juicebox, which would be funny to see the police react to. Or the alternative, turns other players into vampiric thralls who just like you, the head vampire, can only be killed by sunlight, Garlic overdose, or by simply being staked through the heart. An rp that you could possibly mess around with and have alot of fun with.
I was originally thinking of exploring a possible Wolfman rp where you terrorize the city as a man suffering from Lycanthropy, but a vampire rp has alot of stuff you can mess around with solely due to the legends and lore around them. The police go to confront you, the head vampire, you could just simply morph into a bat or even a red mist to psyche them out. Or for shits and giggles you could take a sorta modern vampire route and command abunch of bats or even crows to swarm them and maul/peck them to death. Maybe someone sees the vampiric monsters threatening to spread their influence and takes up arms Van Helsing style (Or Belmont style if you're into whips). Regardless of how you go about the vampire approach, chances are that you will get plenty of fun moments and scared reactions from the server.
Could Ass Ketchup not be considered an SCP himself? I mean he's got anomalous powers that could, with the right circumstances end the world. Or at the very least cause more destruction than he already has.
Idea: During an intense chase with one on his list Death's scythe breaks resulting in his death touch turning off until he can get a replacement scythe he is satisfied with! This takes the bizarre form of a pair of oversized scissors, a literal lawn mower! and a floating garden gnome which ominously floats around behind Death! These are but a few examples... What bizarre instrument will Death use for his soul collecting?! Find out on the next exciting tale from the city of San Andreas!
Idea: you should kidnap players and force them into becoming D-class (test subjects for scp) and use them for testing on the scps that you have on the server such as 096, 049, and any others would be funny. But maybe "accidentally" let one escape from scp 106's (radical larry) dimension and see how they would react if they were put back into the world, and send scp personnel after them to try and bring them back to the facility.
I want to imagine that everything he catches becomes brainwashed into following his commands and inanimate objects become sentient just to follow his order so even if it's a rogue SCP he can control it
Idea: A new job recruiter comes to LS after the government deemed the employment rate exceptionally low, however as a recruiter, your character a person who has the I just can't be asked attitude and as always sends people to the wrong job that ends up with them either dying or being maimed.
I read married, I just imagine that somehow the got married to a horse or even better to an eldritch creature, like: Wait, wait, wait hold up, how the heck I ended here?!
Idea: be a wolf, cat, dog or something that talks to people alone and says "no one will believe you" and whenever there is another player don't talk and be passive
At the black site, he had one last one hidden in his "prison pocket" and it turned out to be SCP-682 but he wasn't aware that's what it was. I'd love to see that model be made.
Idea: teleport people to a exact replica of the map but there is no npcs or players not even animals and most importantly, no sounds other than what they make.
Keeping with the scp theme you should have the scarlet king attack your server and have the scp foundation team up with the entire server to try to defeat him
I love the dinosaur guy. Does he have a RUclips channel or his own videos because I love this guy I love it when he pops out of nowhere and says (I’m a dinosaur.)😂❤
Now we need someone to turn that character into an actual SCP article. Maybe add that Ass Ketchup is able to buy new balls in every convenience store no matter where he is or if they are actually selling them. It will appear totally normal to the people working there that some dude just comes in and buys some balls they've never seen before.
If the Foundation found a way to use As Ketchup's powers he could be a valuable asset for containing SCPs but something tells me he's more likely to listen to Marshal Carter and Dark LTD if they made the offer to join them in making Pokey Dek battles a world wide phenomenon. After all they've worked with far worse.
Idea: The Infamous " Book Reader " that can predict the future has discovered a new page in his book.. This page is named the DOOMSDAY PAGE every disaster read will be unleashed onto the city..
Pokemon God became a new SCP. Would be great to see a sequel where pokemon god escapes SCP to take revenge and jesus comes and neutralises pokemon god. Wonder what the SCP would do when they encounter jesus. Anyway.. A very interesting video JMW!! Keep up the good work, ggs to the people behind the scenes and to those who helped in the video. ❤
i think ass ketchup is an scp, a dangerous one, he can evade death himself, he could survive them all while feeling the pain, and rooting for Pokedex, He wanted to take over the universe The most egoist SCP that i know, he wanted to be the BEST POKEDEX MASTER OF ALL TIME, MAYBE EVEN *THE POKEDEX GOD*
The Soap Contact Plant Is not responsible for anything they are not weird they are just a soap factory. they are a soap factory. Glory to the Foundation.
What SCP would you capture to use against your neighbor?
SERVER recorded on: discord.gg/pgn
SCP The Tunnel Monster! I forget what number it is but its a neat simple one.
I’ll just go over there and smack the air outta their brain… look at my flyceps bro. 1000 wingups no problem. Can’t let your neighbors have shit in Ohio
SCP 343
on your next video can you do scp the red pool
Scp 001 when day breaks
If you think about it, Pokeballs are game changers for the SCP Foundation. It would make it a helluva lot easier to capture and/or contain stuff
Especially the premium ones he was using
Reality benders might be able to escape, but who knows
@@Odoutrue but able and 096 were some good catches
unless they get their hands on masterballs
Absolute agreement! Pokeballs would be the ultimate containment!!
Always happy to see a jmwfilms upload!!! Guaranteed entertainment.
Bro gave James $10 and didn't even get a like 😭
ouch
always smiling
dammm not even a like!
4 months yet not a single thanks from him
Police use 'Flashbang'
It's super effective!
076-2 "Abel" uses 'Rocket'
076-2 "Abel" is paralyzed and unable to attack!
Lol
Fun Fact: Before working for SCP, Davis Dogwood was a Pokémon Professor! He came to the San Andreas Region to identify any unknown creatures as Pokémon such Guy, the tax evading Pokémon!!! After some Pokémon that Dogwood gave away went wild, SCP captured them and Dogwood!!! However, SCP were impressed with his knowledge! So after an "uncomfortable" hiring process, Dogwood became a Researcher specializing in SCP/non-SCP identification!!!! What people or things do you want to become Pokémon for the next video?!?!?!
The Stake Man! Man with abnormal strength that fights with both puns and RAILROAD SPIKES!
Fortnite Guy
Doesn't Guy use tax evasion as his weapon, rather than him doing the actual tax evading?
@catodes1295 He can also use Tax avoidance, it hides all of his taxes. Plus it gets rid of any negative status effects.
MPC how did Ass ketchup menage to escape Ohio?
Idea: You should become a SCP called SCP-939, also known as "With Many Voices". Its a dog like creatur. using the last words or screams of prior victims to lure the player to them and devour them.939 is pack-based predators. Their primary method of luring prey is the imitation of human speech in the voices of prior victims, often in a fashion that implies significant distress.
Isn't that just the big baby-headed moose-like monster that copies voices JMW did a couple of months ago? Except for the pack part.
@@nils-peterwihlney8732it's not the SCP is like a red dog that hunts in packs
@@DPRK_NorthKorea I know that it is not the same thing. But the concept of it is very similar to the monster JMW used a while ago.
It makes it seem redundant to ask for SCP-939 when there already exists a much similar, if a bit more icon, monster in JMW's arsenal. But hey, I'd still watch a SCP-939 video, because JMW will still make it awesome.
He could also get the chaos insurgency involved because they have stolen SCP 939s before so thats how the 939s could get out
Ooh I like that idea more than the one I had for 682 cause you could actually use the cougar model and they would probably be allot more fluid with their movements being a mod.
I’m now convinced that the SCP Foundation stands for: “Super Cool Pokémon Foundation”
S a m e
I love this now 😂
Asketchup treating the SCPs with more respect than the foundation ever did
As a scp enjoyer, god may have mercy on your server just started watching now.
Bright is the one who told ass about the foundation because it'd be funny
@@Waffle-house sounds light something he’d do
@@thechaosinsurgency1578 bright watching the news laughing his ass off
MERCY????? AS IN THE HERO IN OVERWATCH!?!?!?!? "HEROS NEVER DIE"
@@Theonedude75ONG!!🔥🔥I will clap them cheeks at 368 miles per hour💀 don’t ever say that shit ever again or it’s over for you🙏🙏🙏😭😭🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
Ya know, all these horror and monster themed rps you've done has got me thinking of an idea.
A vampire who has lived for several centuries, long enough to see Los Santos and the surrounding cities/areas get built, stalks the night and feeds on the unfortunate souls that come into contact with it. Either sucking them dry of all their blood like some fleshy juicebox, which would be funny to see the police react to. Or the alternative, turns other players into vampiric thralls who just like you, the head vampire, can only be killed by sunlight, Garlic overdose, or by simply being staked through the heart.
An rp that you could possibly mess around with and have alot of fun with.
I was originally thinking of exploring a possible Wolfman rp where you terrorize the city as a man suffering from Lycanthropy, but a vampire rp has alot of stuff you can mess around with solely due to the legends and lore around them.
The police go to confront you, the head vampire, you could just simply morph into a bat or even a red mist to psyche them out. Or for shits and giggles you could take a sorta modern vampire route and command abunch of bats or even crows to swarm them and maul/peck them to death. Maybe someone sees the vampiric monsters threatening to spread their influence and takes up arms Van Helsing style (Or Belmont style if you're into whips).
Regardless of how you go about the vampire approach, chances are that you will get plenty of fun moments and scared reactions from the server.
Garlic overdose got me 🤔
Could Ass Ketchup not be considered an SCP himself? I mean he's got anomalous powers that could, with the right circumstances end the world. Or at the very least cause more destruction than he already has.
No, but the pokeballs yes
He should be considered one, he took a sniper shot to the head and walked it off. He also took many more shots aswell.
Idea: During an intense chase with one on his list Death's scythe breaks resulting in his death touch turning off until he can get a replacement scythe he is satisfied with! This takes the bizarre form of a pair of oversized scissors, a literal lawn mower! and a floating garden gnome which ominously floats around behind Death! These are but a few examples... What bizarre instrument will Death use for his soul collecting?! Find out on the next exciting tale from the city of San Andreas!
THATS FIRE❤🔥
Edward Scissorhands from Clocktower!
Idea: you should kidnap players and force them into becoming D-class (test subjects for scp) and use them for testing on the scps that you have on the server such as 096, 049, and any others would be funny. But maybe "accidentally" let one escape from scp 106's (radical larry) dimension and see how they would react if they were put back into the world, and send scp personnel after them to try and bring them back to the facility.
“IM A DINOSAURR”
Said the dino as he massacres the entire city with a minigun.
Guy: use tax evasion... I lost it 😂
This video might be the best one yet. Actual gold. Between Ohio and SCP Pokémon I was laughing so hard. I look forward to seeing what comes next!
"Guy use tax evasion!" Its super effective!
"stop crying get back in the ball"
"we got world domination n' shit" funniest shit i have ever heard
We need more of this
THIS IS A FULL ON MOVIE NGL
This guy makes the best content known to man.
Guy.
Guy.
Guy.
UUFPH!! You have no idea
how happy i am to watch this
after a 12 hour shift at work!!..
Perfect ending to the day!! 😍🥰..
hope u stay safe at work dude
Once again you make a masterpiece no one beats JMW and this proves it
I want to imagine that everything he catches becomes brainwashed into following his commands and inanimate objects become sentient just to follow his order so even if it's a rogue SCP he can control it
Idea: A new job recruiter comes to LS after the government deemed the employment rate exceptionally low, however as a recruiter, your character a person who has the I just can't be asked attitude and as always sends people to the wrong job that ends up with them either dying or being maimed.
I read married, I just imagine that somehow the got married to a horse or even better to an eldritch creature, like: Wait, wait, wait hold up, how the heck I ended here?!
Guy was clearly the best in this episode
I didn't think this episode was going to be good..... I was wrong I'm literally crying my eyes out laughing....thank you
36:27
"AAAAAAAAH, I AM A DINOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUR "
By: I'm a dinosaur .
Hahahahahaha "nothing like a pokedeck master, level 5." I'm so dead rn 😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹
It happened again, I was watching your Pokémon vid and you uploaded this! another banger, keep it up!
“well okay i choose, get the hell off my property” 😭😭😭
"I choose the hell off my property" was priceless 🤣
Love the moment 36:37 “ok back in the ball” “I’m a dinosaur? *pop*”
My favorite character is here!!! *Hippopotamus, I choose you!* 😂
Ashketchup has one of the most overpowered abilities in fiction, he can literally destroy universes whit this ability
I find it SO FUNNY that this crackhead is one of the most powerful,and dangerous,characters in the PGN Universe XD
1:15 bro said yeah i choose get the hell off my property 🤣
I never thought the phrase "I'm excited to see Ass Ketchup" would enter my mind...but it has!
Guy and Dinosaur are my favorite reoccurring characters. They just have this way with their words.
Idea: be a wolf, cat, dog or something that talks to people alone and says "no one will believe you" and whenever there is another player don't talk and be passive
“Silly cop he got a thousand health” so hilarious 😂 10:55
Always love when JMW posts
Asketchup's journey ended how Ash Ketchum's journey started. With a stolen bike.
He really brought Michael. This is WAY to funny.
I know who would beat the crackhead pokemon master, Danny Dongis with his baseball bat the perfect counter to the pokeballs
Yo what if Danny Dongis beats up the SCP foundation and frees ass ketchup cause he thinks he would play automobile baseball with danny
At the black site, he had one last one hidden in his "prison pocket" and it turned out to be SCP-682 but he wasn't aware that's what it was.
I'd love to see that model be made.
18:10 the man, the myth, the most powerful legend, Dave
One thing I would love to see is a sort of AI vs. Humanity fight happen, like an all out war.
"Rat, EXPLODE!"
*rat with C4 strapped to it explodes*
Duuude this is so worth watching more and more any way we can get more SCP Pokémon content?
1:10 "I choose uh-- get the hell off my property." Based 🤣
The damage asketchup caused would 100% land him a place in D class
But he had the anomalous ability to find, maybe even make those pokeballs. He could be used to contain other scps, if it doesn't backfire
Or a keter class
Just casually says “cow use got milk attack, I’m probably gonna get sued.” Hilarious
Awesome video jmw you never fail to entertain Me I binge watch ur videos
45:19 can be taken out of context easily lol
Idea: You're a chainsaw maniac... but your chainsaw takes forever to crank up or never works no matter how many times you crank it.
47:52 “Give me your arms a** Ketchup” Lol
I love this character
In the previous episode of Ash Ketchup...
Jesus' Pokeball is in the posession of Harold.
It's always a good day when jmw post a new vid
agreed
Ok this is awesome
Can’t wait for “Giant lizard that looks like Godzilla but isn’t Godzilla because copyright, I choose you!”
Fr
Idea: teleport people to a exact replica of the map but there is no npcs or players not even animals and most importantly, no sounds other than what they make.
Stolen idea.
@@CrueI_Klngthe more the merrier
@@monkey1053 at least credit the original.
Incredible. Honestly one of my favorite films by you so far. I loved exploring the sco foundation more
Love the vids
OMG!!! BRO HAS LITERALLY COMBINED MY TWO FAVOURITE FRANCHISES! 🤣 U know this goanna be chaotic but hella good. 🥰
Keeping with the scp theme you should have the scarlet king attack your server and have the scp foundation team up with the entire server to try to defeat him
I love the dinosaur guy. Does he have a RUclips channel or his own videos because I love this guy I love it when he pops out of nowhere and says (I’m a dinosaur.)😂❤
Who could’ve guessed that a Pokémon Master would be so unhinged!
This made me laugh for over an hour. Please make another.
Right bro! I was in tears here fr 😂 like 4th time watching entire vid
Man As* Ketchup is terrifying. Unleashing SCPs under his command.
16:27 a crippled little rata what a reputation to leave behind.
30:38 legit made me lmao
Part 3 gonna be lit 🔥🔥
45:19 "*grabs balls*" That definitely sounds inappropriate without context
Okay, we definitely need one where he escapes and takes all his pokeballs
We need another episode because this was too good.
Right, I was sad when they got all his pokeballs in the end
We need part two also, this is hilarious when the rat exploded I was cracking up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now we need someone to turn that character into an actual SCP article. Maybe add that Ass Ketchup is able to buy new balls in every convenience store no matter where he is or if they are actually selling them. It will appear totally normal to the people working there that some dude just comes in and buys some balls they've never seen before.
If the Foundation found a way to use As Ketchup's powers he could be a valuable asset for containing SCPs but something tells me he's more likely to listen to Marshal Carter and Dark LTD if they made the offer to join them in making Pokey Dek battles a world wide phenomenon. After all they've worked with far worse.
Idea: The Infamous " Book Reader " that can predict the future has discovered a new page in his book.. This page is named the DOOMSDAY PAGE every disaster read will be unleashed onto the city..
Pokemon God became a new SCP.
Would be great to see a sequel where pokemon god escapes SCP to take revenge and jesus comes and neutralises pokemon god.
Wonder what the SCP would do when they encounter jesus.
Anyway.. A very interesting video JMW!! Keep up the good work, ggs to the people behind the scenes and to those who helped in the video. ❤
LETS GET A PART 3!!!!
JMW: silly cops Charlie has 1000 health
Charlie: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'll be honest i allways loved the asketchup series so much they're my favs on the channel, keep up the amazing content jmw!
love your work so much!
Tip: Pokeballs hold pokemon, pokemon trainers catch pokemon, pokedex is like a book of every pokemon.
16:28 Rat use explode!!! 😂
i think ass ketchup is an scp, a dangerous one, he can evade death himself, he could survive them all while feeling the pain, and rooting for Pokedex,
He wanted to take over the universe
The most egoist SCP that i know, he wanted to be the BEST POKEDEX MASTER OF ALL TIME, MAYBE EVEN *THE POKEDEX GOD*
Is that moist critical as a Pokémon? lol 😂
Finnaly an scp video this gonna be a bangar
I would love to see the chaos insurgency
The fact you got *im a dinosor* as a pokemon got me! 😂
Broooo, ass ketchup. 🤣 You left so many people confused
Jesus should have come in the end beating him with a Magic carp.
I'm so glad to see that Smokey came back honestly love those two videos you did of smokey really wish to see more of him.
Just the( power of Chainsaw )I had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Idea: historical figures appear in modern times who would they be? and what will they do? You decide
tiny sized scp 096 and scp 173 or baby gray aliens taking over the server would be hilarious
ngl the assketchup got me
Idea ass catch up son goes to retrieve the Pokédex and get revenge for his father
Best videoo yet this was fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Im a dinosaurs RAAAAAAAAAAA
*guns down all the cops and make big traffic
The Soap Contact Plant Is not responsible for anything they are not weird they are just a soap factory. they are a soap factory. Glory to the Foundation.