What did the Romans think about Egypt?

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @DJPeachCobbler
    @DJPeachCobbler  Месяц назад +271

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    Sorry this came in two parts, but you'll get "Marc Antony's Endless Cavalcade of F*ck-ups" before the end of the month.

    • @smoogs1841
      @smoogs1841 Месяц назад +4

      Badass

    • @frycarson
      @frycarson Месяц назад +6

      @@DJPeachCobbler i take my data back by letting identify thieves build my credit before I crash it again.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh Месяц назад +5

      Dude, did you gain weight?

    • @stanlee2200
      @stanlee2200 Месяц назад

      Thats funny youre talking about racism. Seeing as youre a ginger and are accepted by no race i guess youre actually the perfect person to point out such things. Thank you dessert feller

    • @Boardwoards
      @Boardwoards Месяц назад +1

      Yo JD ceachpobbler ngl pretty good work you're more on point about Rome than most popular types but like, do you get the whole puzzle?

  • @jackmanson2719
    @jackmanson2719 Месяц назад +1018

    He's gone beyond casual racism to competitive racism

    • @dassemultor6940
      @dassemultor6940 Месяц назад +30

      As should we all.

    • @Adex767
      @Adex767 Месяц назад +29

      How competitive we talking? Ranked, with leaderboards and unlockable achievements and exclusive skins?

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat Месяц назад +38

      ​@@Adex767Especially exclusive skins...

    • @dassemultor6940
      @dassemultor6940 Месяц назад +12

      @@sloshed-rat Gameplay revolves AROUND exclusive skins. That's the whole point!

    • @Calvinwhight
      @Calvinwhight Месяц назад

      if that isnt the best way to describe ol DJ without talking about him idk what is

  • @ricardoariel1239
    @ricardoariel1239 Месяц назад +2702

    The existence pro-racism implies the existence of a highly optimized meta for racism.

    • @DooDoo-f4v
      @DooDoo-f4v Месяц назад +168

      It's called Talmudism 😂

    • @garrettgoss2691
      @garrettgoss2691 Месяц назад +11

      ​​@@DooDoo-f4vthe NoI comes to mind

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад +201

      “Implies”
      Brother….youre behind the times. We have been doing competitive racism for a while now.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад +87

      Yakubite isn’t even keeping up with the meta.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад

      You didn’t know that it’s a game? The left has been describing the point system for over a decade now. “Power plus privilege” gives you bonus points.

  • @shidderalpha2293
    @shidderalpha2293 Месяц назад +1120

    You might've meant proto, but the Romans were definitely the professionals in their field and, therefore, also Pro-racists.

    • @jaydeus
      @jaydeus Месяц назад +21

      Right? I didn't see a problem with his spelling at all

    • @innawoods2131
      @innawoods2131 Месяц назад +29

      I wouldn't call it a Freudian slip, but something slipped...

    • @yetipotato8567
      @yetipotato8567 Месяц назад +3

      What the conquered people's had Romans learned and improved

    • @crushingcrusader736
      @crushingcrusader736 Месяц назад +3

      @@yetipotato8567 No please don't be serious with this

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@yetipotato8567 like mayonnaise tacos

  • @georgeweissmann9095
    @georgeweissmann9095 Месяц назад +178

    "They're worshipping the pets, they're worshipping the cats and dogs!"

  • @SleepDeprived002
    @SleepDeprived002 Месяц назад +188

    “Admiration has a brother, and we call him envy.” Is such a raw fuckin’ line for a video making fun of Roman racism.

  • @impossiblejt602
    @impossiblejt602 Месяц назад +1470

    The bulk is fucking crazy

    • @JDPower-ej3rx
      @JDPower-ej3rx Месяц назад +111

      The cut is going to even better

    • @DooDoo-f4v
      @DooDoo-f4v Месяц назад +159

      He's getting ready for the apocalypse. Can't wait for the Cobbler the Barbarian Saga.

    • @redditgalaxy1457
      @redditgalaxy1457 Месяц назад +46

      He's been bulking for a while, it suits him

    • @taquitos_420
      @taquitos_420 Месяц назад +83

      bro's cultivating his mcdonalds app points

    • @fried_miso_soup
      @fried_miso_soup Месяц назад +28

      dadbod arc

  • @TheGggg321123
    @TheGggg321123 Месяц назад +510

    "When we say the N word on Discord we stand on the shoulders of Giants" Ancient Egyptian proverb circa 2024

  • @markholdgate
    @markholdgate Месяц назад +3551

    I'm no longer confident I can beat DJ in a fistfight

    • @frycarson
      @frycarson Месяц назад +326

      What about a tickle fight?

    • @Chente_Bui
      @Chente_Bui Месяц назад +196

      @@frycarsonthe man’s now armored

    • @flooku987
      @flooku987 Месяц назад +312

      ​@@frycarsondude have you seen his arms
      he can reach farther than his hairline weare doomed

    • @crystallynne2663
      @crystallynne2663 Месяц назад +99

      The fact you ever thought you could is akin to a spit in the face of god himself

    • @crystallynne2663
      @crystallynne2663 Месяц назад

      Id prefer a snuggle struggle ​@@frycarson

  • @Mason-dj4po
    @Mason-dj4po Месяц назад +33

    My girlfriend loves peaches, so I recently made a peach cobbler for her birthday. It was terrible, because I'm awful at baking, but thanks for the inspiration

  • @ScholarlyScalawag
    @ScholarlyScalawag Месяц назад +72

    “When we say the N-word on discord, we stand on the shoulders of giants”
    Was the hardest bar of this millennium

  • @ID-unavailable
    @ID-unavailable Месяц назад +742

    It's kinda scary that bro is getting big, soon he will be able to kidnap anyone and subject them to unhinged rants about ancient racism instead of relying on RUclips for it

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 Месяц назад +1

      I'll volunteer. Being kidnapped but buff dudes and subjected to rants on ancient racism is my fetish

    • @TheRealMycanthrope
      @TheRealMycanthrope Месяц назад +26

      I for one, welcome our new schizo overlord! All hail Cobbler!

    • @snippysilver8357
      @snippysilver8357 Месяц назад +8

      Don't see a problem with this

    • @jonathandb91
      @jonathandb91 Месяц назад +1

      I wouldn't terribly mind

    • @steelerfalse8119
      @steelerfalse8119 Месяц назад

      depends of what food he offers i will wait with open doors

  • @yeetmcskeet6872
    @yeetmcskeet6872 Месяц назад +613

    That pro(to)-racism gaff had me laughing my ass off.

    • @sapheiron
      @sapheiron Месяц назад +26

      Why be casual when you can go pro?

    • @FathDaniel
      @FathDaniel Месяц назад +10

      Don't be a casual scrub. Go competitive.

    • @QueenslandGeneral
      @QueenslandGeneral Месяц назад

      Why be a casual? It's called rac(e)ism for a reason!

    • @JoeRogansForehead
      @JoeRogansForehead 28 дней назад

      No way it was an accident

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад +795

    Idk man, but I just drank 3 five hour energy shots and smoked half a pack of darts. Whatever the Romans thought, I’m locked in.

  • @alihashim3855
    @alihashim3855 Месяц назад +32

    18:24 "We’re talking about a centuries long dedication to fucking with tourists."
    Yup, that’s us.

    • @maeianomarengo4316
      @maeianomarengo4316 Месяц назад +2

      That would truly be the gratest prank of all time.

  • @gafeleon9032
    @gafeleon9032 Месяц назад +55

    This man's ramblings get longer every video
    This series used to be him just telling little stories, now it's him describing in a fair amount of detail his readings and research
    Fucking love it keep it up

  • @bilskirnir_
    @bilskirnir_ Месяц назад +282

    As someone who watched "The Mummy" (1999) last night. I can confirm, Egypt does exist.

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake Месяц назад

      As someone who watched "that" Ankha video last night,
      I can confirm

    • @iodinecola326
      @iodinecola326 Месяц назад +11

      Thank you for the clarification

    • @lero_
      @lero_ Месяц назад +9

      as an Egyptian i didn't even knew, thanks

  • @treyperkins3841
    @treyperkins3841 Месяц назад +400

    Schizophrenia don’t fail me now another cobbler drop

    • @evanthesquirrel
      @evanthesquirrel Месяц назад +15

      He's surprisingly hinged here

    • @David1Eskin
      @David1Eskin Месяц назад +9

      Suspiciously hinged, methinks.

    • @evanthesquirrel
      @evanthesquirrel Месяц назад +1

      @@David1Eskin on the right side of the threshold even.

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account Месяц назад +2

      ​@@evanthesquirrelThe ZOG Glowies medicated him, it's so over

    • @spawel1
      @spawel1 Месяц назад +1

      @@My_Old_YT_Account none can escape saturn's grasp

  • @bananafoneable
    @bananafoneable Месяц назад +501

    The best part about ethnicity is when the French during the Napoleonic era took over Egypt for a small amount of time and attempted to reteach ancient Egyptian their modern-day contemporary. These people have been under Muslim rule for a thousand years they have no connection to their past but yet the French in their utmost disappointment tried to rekindle that ancient connection

    • @exaggeratedswaggerofablackteen
      @exaggeratedswaggerofablackteen Месяц назад +189

      Imagine if US troops expected to find Bronze-Age Mesopotamian culture still praticed in Irak during the Gulf Wars lmao.

    • @FictionHubZA
      @FictionHubZA Месяц назад +62

      That's actually sad. 😢
      They're trying to remind them of their great past but the people didn't care.

    • @kylelapointe2289
      @kylelapointe2289 Месяц назад +82

      ​@@exaggeratedswaggerofablackteen There is a painting of Saddam Hussain portrayed as a Babylonian king fighting America.

    • @Knsoms
      @Knsoms Месяц назад

      @@FictionHubZAIslam is cancer fr

    • @Mag_ladroth
      @Mag_ladroth Месяц назад +90

      ​@@FictionHubZAIt's really not. Imagine trying to teach Native American traditions to some Southern Yankee and you'll see how absurd it is.

  • @JackMorganUK1
    @JackMorganUK1 Месяц назад +15

    As someone who knows a handful of things about Ancient Egypt, if sassy gossip is your thing, I suggest looking into the writings of the workers' village of Deir el-Medina. You get a really good sense of what life was like for people who aren't the pharaoh, and the various little gripes and grumbles these people had thousands of years ago are amusingly similar to our own, just with fewer tablets and more... huh.

  • @datemike1184
    @datemike1184 Месяц назад +14

    Idk how you popped up in my recommendations but man this was fantastic video and hilarious, as a history buff u gained a sub good work

  • @Ian-nl9yd
    @Ian-nl9yd Месяц назад +337

    were the romans surprised by the egyptians' ability to shapeshift between hyperborean aryans and proud african-americans depending on who was cast to play cleopatra in the latest hollywood movie or do you think they got used to it

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 Месяц назад +25

      Remember when John Wayne starred in a Genghis Khan movie

    • @thebigslicedcheese3867
      @thebigslicedcheese3867 Месяц назад

      I Don't remember the wayne documentary of genghis khan​@williamchamberlain2263

    • @kiuk_kiks
      @kiuk_kiks Месяц назад

      The only black Africans that ever existed are in America. No black Africans exist in North Africa to this day and certainly not in the upper Nile in southern Egypt where the majority of ancient Egyptian cities existed or the Nile valley civilisation started as well as in the Sudan. They’re definitely not black Africans.

    • @agentorange3774
      @agentorange3774 Месяц назад +10

      @@williamchamberlain2263 I do… Dad was a John Wayne stan. By the time I was 6 I had seen every one of his movies (against my will) at least 6 times.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Месяц назад

      I think the funniest thing is the actress who got the MOST backlash for POSSIBLY being cast as Cleo is the only one who literally IS from the area lmao. People are so focused on back vs white Egyptians that the wild, crazy idea of Middle Eastern-looking Egyptians is considered too radical! @@williamchamberlain2263 that's nothing compared to cringe of blackface in Soviet cinema (it's still big in russian ballet to literally nobody's surprise).

  • @theolambert654
    @theolambert654 Месяц назад +224

    Hey Cobbler, I just want to say thank you for all the great work you put into these videos, they are not only informative, but they truly are masterpieces within satire and storytelling. I hope that you still have the passion to make these kinds of videos long into the future. You are the kind of historian that is needed in academia my guy.
    Tldr Great fucking Job

    • @slyraccoon17
      @slyraccoon17 Месяц назад +9

      Don't feed the animals kid

    • @j3ss890
      @j3ss890 Месяц назад +4

      It should be criminal how highschool can whitewash history courses with soulcrushing lists of factual events and endless names ... while completely disregarding the human, subjective, story telling element - that Cobbler absolutely rekindles in me. I was sad that the gaming videos stopped. But i didn't expect i would appreciate this even more.

    • @captainsober
      @captainsober Месяц назад +2

      Whoa, how much chalk can you buy with that?

  • @aitanacruz9882
    @aitanacruz9882 Месяц назад +292

    I am fucking shaking pissing crying I didn't think you'd make this series anymore.

  • @Black.Templar_002
    @Black.Templar_002 Месяц назад +18

    imagine walking into the desert, miles away from any town, river or port. just sand, for miles in every direction. and then, before you, giant structures rise towards the sky. structures so old, your entire civilization is but a child to them. structures that made the people who built them truly immortal, even if their names may be forgotten. what reaction could you have to them? what other feeling than true, unrestrained awe? these piles of stones, carved into the face of the very earth itself are the greatest proof of humanities greatness.

    • @justarandomname420
      @justarandomname420 Месяц назад +4

      Why a Black Templar would espouse such HERESY is beyond me.

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Месяц назад +4

      "Heresy! destroy it!!!"

    • @whoisjoe5610
      @whoisjoe5610 Месяц назад +1

      My thought would be to claim that it was actually built by my ancestors (who ruled this land) and that everyone else here was a copycat who couldn't possibly do anything of that scale.

    • @Black.Templar_002
      @Black.Templar_002 Месяц назад +2

      @@justarandomname420 yes its technically a religious symbol and therefore heresy, but I'm focussing on the greatness of humanity here

    • @justarandomname420
      @justarandomname420 Месяц назад

      @@Black.Templar_002 Focus on the Golden Throne, for there is the Greatness of Humanity.
      For the Emperor!
      Hope your day is awesome, Brother.

  • @scarjjbag
    @scarjjbag Месяц назад +55

    Everytime I think I know just how awful ancient people's were to each other, cobblerboy cradles me in his bulky arms and whispers: "Don't worry, it's going to get a lot worse."

    • @ForageGardener
      @ForageGardener Месяц назад +2

      Ancient peoples? 😂 have you looked around?

    • @ElectronFieldPulse
      @ElectronFieldPulse Месяц назад

      @@ForageGardener- I mean, we live such soft ass lives compared to those people. The Carthaginians used to sacrifice their own children by stuffing them in a vase and rolling it over a fire. They did not value life in nearly the same way we do today. So ya, they were a hell of a lot worse to each other back then.
      For my part, I think violence is intrinsically human. We share a lot of traits with chimpanzees, including our aggressive nature. It is partly why we have been so successful as a species, but it has its downsides

  • @alexanderfortner1062
    @alexanderfortner1062 Месяц назад +557

    The Egyptians and Celts are coming into Rome and eating cats and dogs

    • @LucasCunhaRocha
      @LucasCunhaRocha Месяц назад +65

      Worshipping*

    • @crimsonbaron4418
      @crimsonbaron4418 Месяц назад

      They are illegally castrating the Egyptians in the Colosseum to turn them into femboys

    • @aninternetuser8102
      @aninternetuser8102 Месяц назад +31

      @@LucasCunhaRocha Why not both?

    • @user-pj3ic6qw2p
      @user-pj3ic6qw2p Месяц назад +34

      Don't ask Julius Caesar where 2/3 of the population of Gaul went.

    • @Shmicah1235
      @Shmicah1235 Месяц назад +11

      But like, actually confirmed tho

  • @dylanthespoonlord3071
    @dylanthespoonlord3071 Месяц назад +200

    I always get a fantastical feeling when you face the camera head on and show off your strangely elf-like ears

  • @rickastley8214
    @rickastley8214 Месяц назад +145

    They mostly thought “those motherfucking Ptolemys are up to something again.”

  • @MichalisG1821
    @MichalisG1821 24 дня назад +4

    "We're talking about a centuries-long dedication to fucking with tourists."
    We Greeks can relate.

  • @zeyadghanim8271
    @zeyadghanim8271 14 дней назад +2

    As an egyptian watching the introduction I was kind of disappointed at first because I assumed it's just that typical western production that portrays typical egypt as portrayed by the orientalists but you quickly proved me wrong. I'm happy I didn't judge the video very quickly it was very well written well produced and overall very informative you certainly gained a subscriber and a follower

  • @peonerovv1770
    @peonerovv1770 Месяц назад +510

    Another horror just dropped

    • @randallrobertson7190
      @randallrobertson7190 Месяц назад +7

      Man made. Beyond our comprehension.

    • @JerkyMurky
      @JerkyMurky Месяц назад +2

      ​@@randallrobertson7190and we lived to see it.

    • @negative6442
      @negative6442 Месяц назад +2

      @@randallrobertson7190 I can comprehend it just fine

    • @LucioFGR
      @LucioFGR Месяц назад +3

      A second cat just hit the twin piramids

    • @randallrobertson7190
      @randallrobertson7190 Месяц назад

      @@LucioFGR Both just collapsed into their own footprint at freefall speeds.

  • @taharcherni6902
    @taharcherni6902 Месяц назад +415

    DJ Peach Cobbler be turning into a hecking chonker

  • @joerogers6043
    @joerogers6043 Месяц назад +152

    1:25 best Freudian slip ever

  • @Ye-Hu
    @Ye-Hu Месяц назад +24

    1:12 modern day Socrates

  • @pienoaji
    @pienoaji Месяц назад +4

    you are the only youtuber who's gotten me to actually read. It started with When Montezuma Met Cortes, then it was that one about The Infinite Game, now it's gonna be that ancient racism book. I've even branched out into books that I don't have to suckle from your content's teat to find, I found one about the gnostic gospels and the herecies of early christianity, and I'm learning so much that I didn't even know there was to learn about ancient f**s with names like Ireneus snatching each other's wigs. Thanks for getting me curious about the past, man.

  • @princeatey
    @princeatey Месяц назад +46

    Greetings from Egypt.
    There is a saying in Egypt that whoever drinks from it's Nile must one day return to it.
    If you are planning to come Egypt and maybe visit Alexandria, it would be a pleasure to maybe meet you
    Hope you good well👍

  • @galacticsnowman3949
    @galacticsnowman3949 Месяц назад +66

    The Ozymandias reference was actually really fucking smart

  • @batman-hv9wp
    @batman-hv9wp Месяц назад +111

    Oh boy I can’t wasn’t for my monthly dose of schitzo posting

  • @Jossarianz
    @Jossarianz Месяц назад +48

    I heard a strange noise when visiting the colossus of memnon one morning. It turned out to just be a bus full of chinese tourists unloading though

    • @Prosper_Dean
      @Prosper_Dean Месяц назад +1

      Your mother

    • @o.w.n.1327
      @o.w.n.1327 29 дней назад +1

      "holds two fingers to his ear"
      Unleash the Chinnese tourists.

  • @Zackadeles
    @Zackadeles Месяц назад +11

    I genuinely cannot believe you managed to get a sponser lol

  • @migueldeuna3261
    @migueldeuna3261 Месяц назад +56

    Little correction with love DJCobbler
    About their political status, they didn't lose their independence in 525BC (with Psametik III) but they entered in a period with the Persians claiming control over Egypt and Egyptians saying: no! (with some exception of Persian recognized independent Egyptian rulers).
    Some of the "kings"/generals after this back and forward control of Egyptian towns were Inarus II, Pedubast (I, II), Psametik (IV) or Khabash.
    Some of them made full Persian armies disappear under misterious circumstances in the Libyan Desert while others form long lived "dynasties" of couping generals, as 30th Dynasty, which reigned just before (and during the arrival of the Alexander the no so Great to Egypt and his succesors).
    That one is important as Egyptians never proclaimed Alexander as pharaoh (that's a colonial western myth of the "civilization bringer") but a faction of priests opposed to the (possibly) two factions of the military which were fighting over the Nile for control, the family of Nectanebo the II, the previous ruler and his son (Nectanebo) and Kabash (if that guy is not other name for one of the Nectanebos).
    During this period the army (military monarchy) and the clergy were not quite friends due some problems started over the right of Thebes and the Clergy of Amun in the XXVI dynasty and following confrontations.
    And that's why some clerks decided to crown Alexander.
    The peasants probably were just tired of conflict.
    Ps.:
    As well during Ptolemaic times the Greeks were often expelled from Egypt (which Alexandria was not part of by Egyptian standards - lot of letters from the period about this) and native Egyptian rulers ruled if not all Lowe and Upper Egypt, a good chunk of them or all Upper Egypt (depending of when). Some of those were Horwemnefer, Ankwennefer, Horiesi.
    That happens as well during roman times quite often, with the famous case of Isidorus (which sounds oddly similar to Horiesi, Isis and Horus stuff), which insinuate a clear identity consciousness among this native Egyptian rebels.
    As well Egyptians didn't like greeks at all, they usually insulted them and called them funny things as "belt bearers" in their letters.
    The Ptolemaic kingdom is quite "washed" with classic historiography trying to push a narrative of greek openess and collaboration that could not be further from reality.
    Ptolemaic envoys in Egypt (outside Alexandria) were frequently assaulted by natives, tax officers murdered, and the mistrust from both groups was as far as to forbid natives bearing weapons and enter into the army (with reason, as the time the Ptolemies out of desperation decided to allow natives into the army those created one of the biggest rebellions of the period - that of Horwennefer and Ankwennefer).
    As well retaliation from Greeks was not less, they murdered natives, forced and assaulted them, even raided full villages.
    They would look like modern South Sudan but with a huge metropolis near and any modern post-colonial government trying to pass by locals.
    For some of the stuff:
    Volt, Ivo. (2011). Identity and ethnic friction in Greek papyrus letters from Egypt
    Polanski, Tomasz. (2005). Boukoloi Banditry: Greek Perspectives on Native Resistance.
    Osowski, Marybeth. (-). Appropriation and Approximation: Tensions between "Greekness" and "Otherness" in the Ptolemaic Dynasty.
    Eileen McCoskey, Denise. (2002). Race Before “Whiteness”: Studying
    Identity in Ptolemaic Egypt.
    Other texts.
    Oracle of the Potter (Demotic Egyptian texts basically calling to expel Greeks and destroy Alexandria)
    Several greek complains to officers, some of them quite funny, as one in which a Ptolemaios, son of Glaukias sais that a group of Egyptians tried to assault the Serapeum of Memphis to sack it and to kill Ptolemaios for being Greek. I guess Egyptians were not very happy with the Greek mockery of their religion that was Serapis.

    • @cancatcannothaz
      @cancatcannothaz Месяц назад

      so no mo trashy redditors exist

    • @herrxandman8740
      @herrxandman8740 Месяц назад

      How dare you trying to correct our schizo-king DJ Peach Cobbler with "facts" and "sources". If you were a serious historian you would just slander his ethnicity, say you dreamt of these "facts" and call him gay
      Jk love the effort and some of your sources seem really interesting

    • @Andre-c6z
      @Andre-c6z Месяц назад

      is there a primary source for this?

    • @migueldeuna3261
      @migueldeuna3261 Месяц назад +13

      @@Andre-c6z lots of them. Demotic and Greek letters from the period, graffiti with kings names, administrative documentation from the Ptolemaic state (for Horwennefer rebellion there is a quite short but source comprensive paper called "the great revolt of the Egyptians), Greco-Roman historians writtings (for Isidorus and Horiesi mainly), royal statuary (Nectanebos), etc.
      For the fight between Amun clergy and the Saite (XXVI) and post-Saite dynasties there are even legal and political comments by the Egyptians (some of them are even brought to TV in a theatrical docu-series* called "the Egyptians" or something alike.
      *ruclips.net/video/9ClxmCCqNkI/видео.htmlsi=v8YcHtWu0qMoKzih
      ruclips.net/video/3WqJPHL1IK8/видео.htmlsi=RqwrpcbfST6PbRhd
      Ps.: for more specific sources u will need to navigate a bit around papers of egyptologists specialized in each period and topic.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 Месяц назад

      Nice
      Complicated
      Peasants definitely had enough of that pretty quick

  • @wahuwant4u
    @wahuwant4u Месяц назад +72

    Thank god give me *checks run time*… 37 minutes of disassociation on a Monday

  • @snakefur41
    @snakefur41 Месяц назад +77

    Thank God Cobbler’s back to haunt my frontal cortex.

  • @gloriousleader3203
    @gloriousleader3203 Месяц назад +4

    commenting, not just because I revere DJPC and use his videos in my history class (I dont actually, i like my job) but also to help the algo. get that bread DJPC.

  • @backupnoname
    @backupnoname Месяц назад +8

    Greece was the California of Rome 😂🏳️‍🌈

  • @gbred8034
    @gbred8034 Месяц назад +150

    Miss you, Daddy Cobbler

    • @audunms4780
      @audunms4780 Месяц назад +8

      OMG HE HAS BECOME HOT!
      Eddit: omg hes actualy hot...

    • @nerdwhosawtoomuch3511
      @nerdwhosawtoomuch3511 Месяц назад

      @@audunms4780eyyy yooo chill

    • @gbred8034
      @gbred8034 Месяц назад +10

      @@audunms4780 Always was UWU

    • @cub-square
      @cub-square Месяц назад +10

      You guys need Jesus...
      BECOUSE COBBLER IS MINE

  • @Шилка
    @Шилка Месяц назад +46

    We got "What did the Romans think about Egypt?" Before I go to rehab! Let's fucking go!

    • @bazuso___
      @bazuso___ Месяц назад +5

      Got out 1 year ago. Good luck god bless

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 13 дней назад

      Hope you're well brother.

  • @SomethingWittyRW
    @SomethingWittyRW Месяц назад +42

    Cobbler, I am so serious when I say I would gladly attend a lecture given by you, the way you present the information is so gripping and engaging.
    Seriously, some of the best history content on RUclips. Phenomenal stuff.

  • @SirPrancealot
    @SirPrancealot Месяц назад +5

    You did it. More.

  • @wingtsu9640
    @wingtsu9640 Месяц назад +6

    Calling macedonians turks is elite level ragebait 😂

  • @TheDudeWithEmpathy19473
    @TheDudeWithEmpathy19473 Месяц назад +114

    Bro Widened

    • @jasonheavey1226
      @jasonheavey1226 Месяц назад +26

      Winter is coming

    • @jaydeus
      @jaydeus Месяц назад +10

      Acquired mass

    • @sumthingnvm0
      @sumthingnvm0 Месяц назад +10

      That's what chalk consumption does to ya

    • @LeatherNinja
      @LeatherNinja Месяц назад +6

      Performance enhancing chalk

  • @bandaid6550
    @bandaid6550 Месяц назад +22

    I just got off work, spent my ride home almost nodding off on the highway since I haven't slept since yesterday, and as I get home I see the man with the pie head wants to talk about ancient racism for 40 minutes. Guess I'll take my nap later

  • @randylahey3097
    @randylahey3097 Месяц назад +159

    This man ate my son

  • @Ma_ksi
    @Ma_ksi Месяц назад +10

    24:20 Slovenia mentioned 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮

  • @potatoguy7929
    @potatoguy7929 Месяц назад +1

    Always a joy to see you upload.

  • @communistcuphead2901
    @communistcuphead2901 Месяц назад +44

    Thank you for providing us with this Cobbler. For the last 4 years, I struggled to make a single friend, and as time passed, I drowned my loneliness with videogames and people on Discord, but working and studying no longer gives me enough time as to do those things anymore, your videos provide me a window to someone I weirdly can consider somewhat similar to me, if I haven't ended this yet is because of people like you who can keep the silence in my head and the loneliness away.
    Anyway, I know you probably won't ever read this or anyone for that matter, but thank you, Cobbler, sincerely

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 Месяц назад +105

    Probably something along the lines of:
    "Give us wheat and stop loving animals so much you weirdos"

    • @sirnonapplicable
      @sirnonapplicable Месяц назад +28

      The ancient equivalent of "Stop yiffing and fix my wifi, you goddamned furries."

    • @threedragonstalk2123
      @threedragonstalk2123 Месяц назад +1

      This is, by far, the best comment.

  • @saint912
    @saint912 Месяц назад +9

    it’s about time pie man… we’ve been waiting

  • @tad0193
    @tad0193 Месяц назад +4

    Someone's been promoted to full-time mod I see

  • @notlogical4016
    @notlogical4016 Месяц назад +4

    That is a genius use of a blackboard as a green screen.

  • @reginorodriguez7904
    @reginorodriguez7904 Месяц назад +20

    I got brought on to dj peach cobbler by getting taken to school on the history of my own people. I can't wait to watch this

    • @myalt3019
      @myalt3019 Месяц назад

      Israel or Central America?

  • @jaggoff6949
    @jaggoff6949 Месяц назад +18

    14:22 you reacted to that, and i know what you are

    • @historywithseanALM
      @historywithseanALM Месяц назад +1

      We are no longer the sons of horus. We are once again the lunar wolves. Soldiers of the emperor.

    • @jaggoff6949
      @jaggoff6949 Месяц назад +4

      @@historywithseanALM yeah yeah take it up with the inquisitor

    • @jimmyhendrix3513
      @jimmyhendrix3513 Месяц назад

      Lupercal! Lupercal!

  • @DefeatedRoyalist
    @DefeatedRoyalist Месяц назад +40

    Cobbler is on his Germanic Burly Boi arc I see.
    Now all he’s got left is to don the tunica, form his Greco-Egyptian femboy harem, learn to ride cavalry in formation, swear his allegiance to Augustus, and he’ll finally be a certified Foederati!
    Ave, Koblar Autisticanus Bussicus, trve to Kaisar!

    • @commieswine
      @commieswine Месяц назад +4

      It's Boii....

    • @DefeatedRoyalist
      @DefeatedRoyalist Месяц назад +3

      @@commieswine how did I not think of that 😂😂😂

    • @commieswine
      @commieswine Месяц назад +3

      @@DefeatedRoyalist I knew you would get it!

  • @seditious2253
    @seditious2253 13 дней назад

    this is the first video I’ve ever seen by you, I was just looking for something random to watch. On my way to work. Consider me thoroughly entertained. I subscribed immediately. I love history. Your delivery makes it so much better!!

  • @BamboozietheKing
    @BamboozietheKing Месяц назад +3

    One of if not my favorite creator right now 🔥 keep it up!! I don't know which style I like more, the standing in front of a chalkboard style is just as much fun as the animated ones 😅

  • @TheGoodCrusader
    @TheGoodCrusader Месяц назад +14

    Ancient lawyers making the court room laugh too much is pretty great

  • @nathanielzarny1176
    @nathanielzarny1176 Месяц назад +9

    This is the happiest ive ever seen cobbler, its kinda scary

  • @Irongaze86
    @Irongaze86 Месяц назад +16

    24:00 I’m one of the gang stalkers DJ Peach Cobbler is referring to here. Please let me know if you find any evidence and I’ll get right on it :)

  • @voyagerofdoom
    @voyagerofdoom Месяц назад +1

    So glad you did this video. Can’t wait for part II, I knew it was gonna hit Cleo eventually

  • @IAmWarden.
    @IAmWarden. Месяц назад +7

    32:12 I See Rome was the original practitioner of Juche, Romans really were Korean.

  • @alik5972
    @alik5972 Месяц назад +12

    Thank you Peach Cobbler for this brand new racism lore, we were getting rusty

  • @cyrusellis2114
    @cyrusellis2114 Месяц назад +26

    Big freudian slip right there1:23

  • @artpkaful
    @artpkaful Месяц назад +6

    I love that you hate the destruction of the Mayan codex

  • @AWESOMO5
    @AWESOMO5 Месяц назад +2

    im just happy that he's clean from the sidewalk sidewinder. good to see that DJ!

  • @houserhouse
    @houserhouse Месяц назад +1

    I had forgotten just how great your content is. Please keep up the content, DJ!!

  • @InquisitorXarius
    @InquisitorXarius Месяц назад +20

    Rome thought many things of Egypt among them Fear, Wonder, Xenophobia, Pity, Awe, Hate, Love, and Opportunity are what immediately comes to mind.

  • @TheBadTraveler2
    @TheBadTraveler2 Месяц назад +31

    Oh boy I hope he’s chewing chalk again 🙏

  • @demekagamine
    @demekagamine Месяц назад +12

    Youre using actual erasers now?! I cant believe you sold out... Im not mad, just disappointed, son.

  • @nolongeranobody869
    @nolongeranobody869 Месяц назад +1

    been waiting years for this god bless this man

  • @Taekwondofreak5
    @Taekwondofreak5 24 дня назад

    Your historical content is insanely good brother

  • @TotoIsWriting
    @TotoIsWriting Месяц назад +6

    if u start putting the music u use in the description i'll subscribe thousand times

    • @SamothIorio
      @SamothIorio Месяц назад +2

      Second this. Specially the song at the end!
      I've heard the Max Payne theme many times in his videos, if it helps

  • @MrVlogman101
    @MrVlogman101 Месяц назад +16

    Do what I think of the Egyptians next. It's a lot of racism, right in your wheelhouse

  • @hlibushok
    @hlibushok Месяц назад +4

    28:35 Did he actually just write "Egypt's been real silent since the Imperial Palace dropped" !?

  • @sweetlue2007
    @sweetlue2007 Месяц назад

    I cannot get enough of these. Thank you, brother.

  • @JimberCrime
    @JimberCrime Месяц назад +1

    Love your stuff dad!

  • @PlanetApathy
    @PlanetApathy Месяц назад +9

    I was summoned..

  • @myartistnameisanalgesicnow
    @myartistnameisanalgesicnow Месяц назад +3

    That pic of Tut on the thumbnail deadass terrified me when I was a kid. I remember seeing it in a book once and just bursting out a scream. And I just recognized that book as the one with the scary dude. AH.... memories

    • @mueezadam8438
      @mueezadam8438 Месяц назад

      Kids are wild 😭
      I had the same experience with the poster for Supersize Me, no idea why lol

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account Месяц назад

      Tut got no rizz fr fr

  • @psychosytheXmediaXco
    @psychosytheXmediaXco Месяц назад +5

    4:51 settles it. Cobbler is more dialed-in on his audience than any other creator in history.

  • @OddHominum
    @OddHominum Месяц назад +2

    You forgot to mention Alexandria, Louisiana. Alexander’s last great conquest

  • @jamescourts1030
    @jamescourts1030 Месяц назад +4

    Mr peachcobbler, you are the best. Max Payne theme at 24:20 ? You’re clearly a man of taste

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 13 дней назад

      It's been used for a long time, as well the other Max Payne 3 Main Title theme variations (there's 3?)

  • @tokicatch878
    @tokicatch878 Месяц назад +6

    hello mr. peach
    i like your videos i think they are very good
    honestly i believe you make the best videos on the platform
    with best regards
    tokicatch

  • @ehnehm
    @ehnehm Месяц назад +4

    Favorite quote: "But admiration has a brother... and we call him envy"

  • @sean6380
    @sean6380 Месяц назад +5

    “Empire is multicultural” dude just casually drops this banger and I’m supposed to be CALM ABOUT IT!

    • @AmunRaa
      @AmunRaa Месяц назад

      well technically he is not wrong but for an empire to remain there must be superior culture, and this is why USA will collapse in the long term

  • @j3lacktiger304
    @j3lacktiger304 17 дней назад

    Im the comment that appreciates your choice for the background music, Loved to hear some well implemented Stalker and Oblivion tunes

  • @jescon87
    @jescon87 Месяц назад +2

    I cannot get enough of this dude and his chalk eating, gun violence threatening, biting sarcastic insanity!

  • @WildBillCox13
    @WildBillCox13 Месяц назад +4

    23:40 "Starring Jenna Jameson as Cleopatra . . ."

  • @rmw9420
    @rmw9420 Месяц назад +5

    oh i'm peaching all over my dj cobbler rn.

  • @prehistoriconion
    @prehistoriconion Месяц назад +9

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS it’s cobbling time 💪🏻

  • @Lyerbait13
    @Lyerbait13 Месяц назад

    I save your videos to watch when I can really appreciate them. I learn a lot from your work and think you’re really pushing the limit of the platform forward. Please keep it up!