As a representative of the facility that houses this madman, I hereby apologize on behalf of the security staff. He got his hands on 16 pounds of hallucinogens, and escaped through the basement, we aren’t sure how.
"You are enslaved by comfort. If a concentration camp were to open in your front yard, you'd close the curtains". That line is so profound that it could only have come from the deranged mind of War Crimes Enthusiast, DJ Peach Cobbler.
People didn't stop buying Nike when it came out that they use child labour. Apple is also fine even after it came out that working conditions in their Chinese factories are so bad that they had to put anti suicide nets all over them. We just closed the curtains and proceed as usual.
@@DJPeachCobbler oh yeah, didnt he substitute for you in the first crackdown intro with the line "I live in your nightmares; you just havent seen me yet."
"Future prison wife" and "recipient of a free haircut" are absolute fucking bangers. The gods witness this truth: you are infinitely entertaining to listen to. Like a comparably witty, less ADD, more mature and equally gay Max0r.
It shocked me when Johnny depp morbed all over the other person. It shocked me because with the trial over, my attention was once again drawn to our crumbling world order and i no longer had irrelevant celebrity bullshit to distract myself with.
I was personally shocked as well, you wanna know what else is shocking? The concept of a non-eclusive workers union. How interested are you in unionization?
@@B1ngusD1ngus this comment reminds the of the hit animated movie *turning red* YOU GOD DAMN COMUNIST >:( THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF UNION
I don't know what's scarier; that half of this crackdown was comprised of unhinged psychotic ramblings, or that it was still exponentially more informative than a news recap from any of our major television networks.
The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born: Now is the time of monsters. Followed by such a giddy and broken minded laugh. I too love a good bowl of micro plastics for dessert.
Cobbler, I've been watching you for a long time and I have to say you just keep getting better and better. This content is amazing, it isn't just some trash pandering sellout political BS it's actual, factual, lyrical, spiritual, good commentary on current events. You have a talent, lots of political content comes off as ultra-partisan trash nowadays where the only focus is indoctrinating you into the content creators point of view but you make videos focused on the common man and how things effect them. also, you don't take your meds and I relate to that. Keep it up bro.
I really like this videos as well. You know what else I like? The concept of a non-exclusive workers union. On a scale of 1-10, how interested would you personally be in joining a workers union?
Patrick Cole Joining a worker’s union would increase my ability to negotiate better wages as well as weekly hours. My free time would likely increase greatly. Time that I can then use to play Doom Eternal. My interest is 10/10, just like Doom Eternal
I hope this path goes well in my experience when a channel goes political i am forced to give it up due to the echo chamber effect that the algorithm forces on people like a poisoned apple 2 channels i loved fell for it i don't want to scribble 3.
@@B1ngusD1ngus no I mean a minor stumble leading to a guy posting a video with the thumbnail of a moderate saying compromise between the KKK and BLM ye because i disagree with socialist economics i suddenly want to kill all blacks... that is what i mean the youtube algorithm encourages you to ignore democracy become insane and impose your world view on others.
The funny thing with the dark abyss, is that it speaks the sinister truth of our world, but like our favorite dj femboy, we dismiss it with an uncomfortable laugh, shielding ourselves from the absurd suffering of our times with a bitter irony that fools nobody Now if you may excuse me, I'm gonna get pegged by a polish woman
For all the insanity that is "The Abyss", I really like the unintended joke of the cat(s) ruining the illusion. Clearly not scripted, but in weird way keeps me grounded in reality, like all pets do.
Too big to fail people, Too big to fail. We also need more co-hosts. Mrs Abyss and her witty remarks shot up the production and entertainment value. If Awake Joe was to see this he would award Cobbler 1 whole good boy point
The unbearable abyss was an amazing addition to the show and I can't believe how entertaining and insightful he was! I could not stop watching him and I swear he was watching me right back. Did you know the current definition of inflation was manipulated by the government to allow greater government spending? Not only is it misleading because the inflation numbers usually reported are the average of the price increase of all market products, which is not representative of the increase in price on the regular Joe Consumer, and by the original definition, which was based on the available amount of currency in the market, and disregarding all associated government fuckery such as saying the price of computational power (and thus the inflation by the current definition) has gone down because prices increased 20% while computational power increased 25%, the actual inflation is actually slightly over DOUBLE the officially reported numbers.
Yah we all pretty much knew that this was just the government blaming the citizens for their mistakes again. Unlike during the great depression, I don't think people will fall for it this time.
@@B1ngusD1ngus I don't think that's an applicable fix for this specifically, this is specifically an issue with the government. Plus for unions in general, it really depends on the industry, as well as the extent of the demands. Overall though, if we don't focus more heavily on enlightenment nationalism, there won't be anything left to implement enlightenment populism with.
Another perfect broadcast. This and news from Norway are my only sources of news now. The end is howling at us all. Now it’s time to watch cobra for a second time this month
This is truly an unappreciated gem. I've been watching you since you had onder 1k subs and I think this is a great shift in content. Keep it up man, success will come!
Your content is literally perfect in timing and in pushing the edge of what’s politically correct on this platform. Keep up the good work Cobbler, you deserve so many more subscribers than you already do.
I am such a huge fan of this new series dude, please keep educating the masses about current events. You're doing a killer job, and the info is from a source I can trust.
Now is the time to get off ya behind, kick it into gear and say something important for once in your life. Get organized, doing so would be easier for us than it ever has been in the history of forever. Spread awareness, form a workers union.
THE UNBEARABLE ABYSS gains a new meaning, when you understand that Cobbler was standing in this uncofortable position, in a Chroma key full body costume for 10 minutes. Even the cat could't stop him
The Unbearable Abyss really ties the room together. Give it another poptart for us, and may it spare your fragmented soul so that we can have more quality crackdowns in the future. Thanks!
Ah yes, my only source of news. Seriously though, if you stop doing these videos i will lose the only connection i have left to the outside world. Although with how shit things are going that might not be such a b ad thing. Great work as always Cobbler. Hope the Black Abyss becomes a frequent guest.
HOLY SHIT DID I REALLY MISS THE FACK OREOS RELEASE A NEW FLAVOR. Then the old prophecy is true Oreo only releases a new product before the precipice of a market crash, praise be to Nabisco the true Oracle.
@@gabrielpoupou1479 fuck, he might be onto something, the last new flavor was in 2019 right before the bullshit started, QUICK, SOMEONE CHECK IF THE LAST NEW FLAVOR WAS IN 2007 OR 8!
These videos is almost the only way i keep up with international news, and it's the perfect combination of information, entertainment and mental illness for me thank you, please do more, i love it
but for real how are you coping. what is the purpose. it feels like corruption has taken full control and theres no hope left. i usually try to take an absurdist view point and try to not pay attention and simply exist for the sake of existing but its getting hard. what can a regular working class guy do to make a change or are we simply too small to effect our own fate? ive been waiting for the answers but it seems time is unforgiving as always. what youre doing is making a difference i think and theres obviously a large group of people who appreciate what youre commenting on, its fresh and real and connected to this large group of confused men and women who were simply born when exploitation of the lower and middle class is at its worst. who knows maybe we just gotta keep waiting but keep up the good work. the content is much appreciated and fills me with the strangest feeling of recognition and acknowledgement, and makes me feel nice knowing im not alone in my outlook of the times. have a good week and as always its morbin time
God that house must be quiet most days I recommend a Max0r collaboration The flashing lights and myriad colors will either keep the Abyss of Truth busy long enough for actual peaceful sleep, or the epilepsy you don’t realize you have will put you out of your own misery
He will gave lovingly into your eyes and whisper sweet nothings to you, asking about the brand of cologne you are wearing and pressing lightly on the brake peddle so that the seat belt locking mechanism stays engaged, no matter how hard you pull on the door handle...
I think this show is the closest thing we have to a modern Francisco Goya experience; in every aspect. Except that the host is a thicc ginger, obviously
Came here after watching some of Cobbler's videos on gaming, and hooo boy was that a trip. I need to go back and watch other crackdowns to get up to speed on what the hell I just watched. Love me some bizarre and surrealist news. Also, was the Abyss' first line from Princess Mononoke, or something else?
Up until now your crackdowns have always been missing something. I guess it was because I saw all the wasted potential of the unending chasm of the abyss as it rested in the corner. Now that it's finally made it's presence known I couldn't be happier. They add so much character and personality to the show and make an excellent cohost. I hope that they are here to stay, please keep feeding them pop tarts!
To be frank, african nations affected by russo-ukrainan war really DO need to be included into the "new Marshall Plan" too, not just the war-torn Ukraine and liberated Russia.
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As a representative of the facility that houses this madman, I hereby apologize on behalf of the security staff. He got his hands on 16 pounds of hallucinogens, and escaped through the basement, we aren’t sure how.
Using three femboys, a paperclip and shear force of will
@@adenjones1802 We really aren’t sure how he managed it, there aren’t any windows in the basement, and the walls are all undamaged
@@theodoreroosevelt2154 The ways of the femboy are beyond your understanding mortal.
@@adenjones1802 The council has already been informed of this “femboy”. Further action will be taken to stop this madman from escaping.
It gets worse.
This episode really shows the insanity first hand, usually it only starts after a few minutes, today it was at the very start
It gets worse
It shows that we should unionize, how interested are you in unionizing?
DJ is now my only source of news, i welcome the abyss. Just take me
This guy is a menace to society
This guy is society to a manace
"You are enslaved by comfort. If a concentration camp were to open in your front yard, you'd close the curtains".
That line is so profound that it could only have come from the deranged mind of War Crimes Enthusiast, DJ Peach Cobbler.
I really liked that line
Another example that insanity is just insight on behind the curtains
@@nope2957 Brilliance and madness.
Balanced on a knife's edge.
I'm putting that in a bumper sticker. Perhaps someone will rear-end my vehicle while trying to read it.
You wanna know what else is profound? The concept of unionizing, what do you think about starting a non-exclusive workers union?
People didn't stop buying Nike when it came out that they use child labour. Apple is also fine even after it came out that working conditions in their Chinese factories are so bad that they had to put anti suicide nets all over them. We just closed the curtains and proceed as usual.
I have a good impression of the black abyss. He gives a great presence to the show and I think he should make a frequent return.
The Abyss has always been there, the membrane of reality is just growing thin and his presence is more tangible now.
Don't worry. The Dark Abyss is going to be staying with us for the foreseeable future.
@@Mis73rRand0m Oh yeah, he's been in the corner of all my videos, I just noticed him and gave him a poptart and now we're friends
@@DJPeachCobbler Hah. I befriended the Dark Abyss in the corner of my room with cat treats and expired ramen.
Free market wins again !
@@DJPeachCobbler oh yeah, didnt he substitute for you in the first crackdown intro with the line "I live in your nightmares; you just havent seen me yet."
“I am not a war criminal, you have no proof” - Dj Peach Cobbler moments before taking a cyanide pill
Jokes on you. DJ Peach Cobbler has inoculated himself against cyanide by taking it regularly in small amounts.
I am not a war criminal, I wasn't at war
based
Don’t worry, he’s in our facility.
Most of the time
@@theodoreroosevelt2154 bro he makes killer content when he's escaped from your facility.
You gotta release him more often.
These cobbler crackdowns really warm my heart.
Shame I had to sell it to pay for my medical bills.
@@B1ngusD1ngus That's just syndicalism, I don't think that works very well if people are to have liberty.
Average American:
"Future prison wife" and "recipient of a free haircut" are absolute fucking bangers. The gods witness this truth: you are infinitely entertaining to listen to. Like a comparably witty, less ADD, more mature and equally gay Max0r.
maxor is gay???
@@muhammadshaaf7178 extremely
@@muhammadshaaf7178 straight men don't play with all-female parties in genshin so obviously he's gay
@@no-lifenoah7861 i think he is bi, or why else would he be throwing his life away for genshin waifus?
@@no-lifenoah7861 I love the fact that I genuinely can't find out if this is true or not
It shocked me when Johnny depp morbed all over the other person. It shocked me because with the trial over, my attention was once again drawn to our crumbling world order and i no longer had irrelevant celebrity bullshit to distract myself with.
I was personally shocked as well, you wanna know what else is shocking? The concept of a non-eclusive workers union. How interested are you in unionization?
@@B1ngusD1ngus this comment reminds the of the hit animated movie *turning red*
YOU GOD DAMN COMUNIST >:(
THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF UNION
@@fidelcatto4732 The communists will morb all over the free market and biden will say "They're marbin-murbi- me- meuuuh- you know the thing man!"
MORB!?!?!?
@@fidelcatto4732 That's actually Syndicalism, where the labor and workers unions control, or ARE the government.
The "poverty is not an accident" to "buy gay oreos" transition is the most succinct summary of every single media darling "movement" of our time
I don't know what's scarier; that half of this crackdown was comprised of unhinged psychotic ramblings, or that it was still exponentially more informative than a news recap from any of our major television networks.
“The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born”, Yep that’s going on frases that will keep me awake at night
Now is the time of monsters.
The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born: Now is the time of monsters. Followed by such a giddy and broken minded laugh. I too love a good bowl of micro plastics for dessert.
Yep. You can thank the Italian communist Antonio Gramsci for that insomnia-inducing quote
Dude please is phrases
@@jesuschrist7141 Antonio Gramsci must have been a real Judas to you
Cobbler, I've been watching you for a long time and I have to say you just keep getting better and better. This content is amazing, it isn't just some trash pandering sellout political BS it's actual, factual, lyrical, spiritual, good commentary on current events. You have a talent, lots of political content comes off as ultra-partisan trash nowadays where the only focus is indoctrinating you into the content creators point of view but you make videos focused on the common man and how things effect them. also, you don't take your meds and I relate to that. Keep it up bro.
I really like this videos as well. You know what else I like? The concept of a non-exclusive workers union. On a scale of 1-10, how interested would you personally be in joining a workers union?
Patrick Cole Joining a worker’s union would increase my ability to negotiate better wages as well as weekly hours. My free time would likely increase greatly. Time that I can then use to play Doom Eternal. My interest is 10/10, just like Doom Eternal
I hope this path goes well in my experience when a channel goes political i am forced to give it up due to the echo chamber effect that the algorithm forces on people like a poisoned apple 2 channels i loved fell for it i don't want to scribble 3.
@@dx3217 how's this for an echo chamber? What do you think about the mass unionization of workers across the United States?
@@B1ngusD1ngus no I mean a minor stumble leading to a guy posting a video with the thumbnail of a moderate saying compromise between the KKK and BLM ye because i disagree with socialist economics i suddenly want to kill all blacks... that is what i mean the youtube algorithm encourages you to ignore democracy become insane and impose your world view on others.
The funny thing with the dark abyss, is that it speaks the sinister truth of our world, but like our favorite dj femboy, we dismiss it with an uncomfortable laugh, shielding ourselves from the absurd suffering of our times with a bitter irony that fools nobody
Now if you may excuse me, I'm gonna get pegged by a polish woman
when the informational overdose acts sussy
@@bainelf Bordel, ou sommes nous?
You say that like Poland is a real place, lol
8 seconds in and already a banger, damn it cobbler you've done it again
I can’t wait for the next episode. I need to know all his opinions to use them as my own!
Edit. Jesus christ, to the two joyless husks that commented, IT WAS BECAUSE HE MADE A JOKE IN THE FIRST 8 SECONDS
@Godrick the Grafted "his content is great" bro i feel like showing you appreciate something is a bit weird, maybe calm down a bit?
@@jamesculverhouse4657 I know, I was making another joke
@@danielchang4671 my bad bud, deleted, been a hard couple of days
For all the insanity that is "The Abyss", I really like the unintended joke of the cat(s) ruining the illusion. Clearly not scripted, but in weird way keeps me grounded in reality, like all pets do.
This channel is the most entertaining thing on RUclips legitimately. The gradual slide into madness is intriguing and hilarious
The Abyss was my first celebrity crush, back when he was underground. So proud to see him finally reach such a large audience
He's gone corporate. He used to be cool when he existed as a voice in my head. More indie.
Too big to fail people, Too big to fail. We also need more co-hosts. Mrs Abyss and her witty remarks shot up the production and entertainment value. If Awake Joe was to see this he would award Cobbler 1 whole good boy point
Heh, “Awoken Joe”
My favourite and only source of news! Thank you for posting cobbler, I was getting very confused with what was happening outside.
The fact that “the new world is struggling to be born. Now is the time of monsters” made me laugh really says a lot about what time we live in
My favourite bit was when DJ peach cobbler said "it's DJ Peach Cobblin time" and DJ Peach Cobbled all over those guys.
The fact that the cobbler crackdown is by far the most grounded and in touch news program I’ve ever seen terrifies me
WE NEED ROME PART 2!!!!
This is still pretty good tho, keep doing what you want to do cobbler
The unbearable abyss was an amazing addition to the show and I can't believe how entertaining and insightful he was! I could not stop watching him and I swear he was watching me right back.
Did you know the current definition of inflation was manipulated by the government to allow greater government spending? Not only is it misleading because the inflation numbers usually reported are the average of the price increase of all market products, which is not representative of the increase in price on the regular Joe Consumer, and by the original definition, which was based on the available amount of currency in the market, and disregarding all associated government fuckery such as saying the price of computational power (and thus the inflation by the current definition) has gone down because prices increased 20% while computational power increased 25%, the actual inflation is actually slightly over DOUBLE the officially reported numbers.
Yah we all pretty much knew that this was just the government blaming the citizens for their mistakes again.
Unlike during the great depression, I don't think people will fall for it this time.
@@B1ngusD1ngus
I don't think that's an applicable fix for this specifically, this is specifically an issue with the government.
Plus for unions in general, it really depends on the industry, as well as the extent of the demands.
Overall though, if we don't focus more heavily on enlightenment nationalism, there won't be anything left to implement enlightenment populism with.
Yet another video that makes me feel the ever quickening descent into the cold black abyss. 10/10 would recommend
The abyss added so much as a personality. Can't wait to see more of him.
Another perfect broadcast. This and news from Norway are my only sources of news now. The end is howling at us all. Now it’s time to watch cobra for a second time this month
my cat spent the whole video just chillin in my lap but as soon as you went all "spss spss spss" she got real interested in what you had to say
The evolution of this channel has been a wild ride. this is by far my favorite era of the Cobbler
You're the best pastry DJ Peachcobbler! You done made my day lol. Keep being awesome.
This is truly an unappreciated gem. I've been watching you since you had onder 1k subs and I think this is a great shift in content. Keep it up man, success will come!
Here's the real cause of inflation:
Rule34 artists who keep drawing it.
lmao this is great
Gotta be real with you, I'm loving the Cobbler Crackdown. This shit scratches an itch
Your content is literally perfect in timing and in pushing the edge of what’s politically correct on this platform. Keep up the good work Cobbler, you deserve so many more subscribers than you already do.
I am such a huge fan of this new series dude, please keep educating the masses about current events. You're doing a killer job, and the info is from a source I can trust.
Well done on the three hunny K subs, more than deserved
"the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born, now is the time of monsters" my man cobbler is straight up quoting Gramsci, not bad
Now is the time to get off ya behind, kick it into gear and say something important for once in your life. Get organized, doing so would be easier for us than it ever has been in the history of forever. Spread awareness, form a workers union.
THE UNBEARABLE ABYSS gains a new meaning, when you understand that Cobbler was standing in this uncofortable position, in a Chroma key full body costume for 10 minutes. Even the cat could't stop him
These videos bring me unfathomable joy
This is the best of your work so far.
Cobbler's insanity is the most rational state of mind you could have during these wicked times. Truly a man of the people.
Keep up the content I started to find a new found passion from your channel and similar channels
The era of renting out our organs for chemical production and being half made of tubes grows near.
Great vid Cobbler!
New favorite RUclips channel. DJ Peach Cobbler is a real homie.
The Unbearable Abyss really ties the room together. Give it another poptart for us, and may it spare your fragmented soul so that we can have more quality crackdowns in the future. Thanks!
glad to see you are still alive and not too insane to post videos
I want “the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters” on a tshirt I can throw my old world money at
I don’t remember how long I’ve been subscribed but its taking a toll on my sanity…very good
I can't believe it. What a shocker. I woke up today feeling the world ending, but it didn't happen. I welcome The Abyss. Peace at last.
These always make me feel better. Thank you.
I can't tell what's real news and what's fake. It's perfect.
Now, I have to find that Morbius petition.
Every upload is better than the last. Great work.
Ah yes, my only source of news.
Seriously though, if you stop doing these videos i will lose the only connection i have left to the outside world. Although with how shit things are going that might not be such a b ad thing.
Great work as always Cobbler. Hope the Black Abyss becomes a frequent guest.
The cat that appeared out of the void at 6:16 to rub the black man's leg was an oddly wholesome moment in this menagerie of madness.
Its good to know that my childhood friend, the abyss, got such a nice job.
Another banger as always, keep playin these tunes DJ
Construction worker living in Florida, can confirm heaven is being built, and there’s a lot of traffic. 😂
I love how totally okay and mental stable you are in this video. It’s an inspiration ❤️😢
HOLY SHIT DID I REALLY MISS THE FACK OREOS RELEASE A NEW FLAVOR. Then the old prophecy is true Oreo only releases a new product before the precipice of a market crash, praise be to Nabisco the true Oracle.
Wow what are you talking about
@@gabrielpoupou1479 fuck, he might be onto something, the last new flavor was in 2019 right before the bullshit started, QUICK, SOMEONE CHECK IF THE LAST NEW FLAVOR WAS IN 2007 OR 8!
And you gotta consider, they have released a huge number of new flavors lately so we are in for the big one.
Holy fucking shit, why did you withhold this prophetic knowledge until just now?! The age of monsters is now upon us!
Commenting for the sake of the algorithm, youre doing gods work cobbler
These videos is almost the only way i keep up with international news, and it's the perfect combination of information, entertainment and mental illness for me
thank you, please do more, i love it
That position - the insufferable void isn't giving birth to the future world, it's anally ejecting it. This video goes hard ngl
Cool video, love the new co host!
Poland here. Very accurate. Keep up the good work.
its funny mr. abyss has been showing up next to me too...
but for real how are you coping. what is the purpose. it feels like corruption has taken full control and theres no hope left. i usually try to take an absurdist view point and try to not pay attention and simply exist for the sake of existing but its getting hard. what can a regular working class guy do to make a change or are we simply too small to effect our own fate? ive been waiting for the answers but it seems time is unforgiving as always. what youre doing is making a difference i think and theres obviously a large group of people who appreciate what youre commenting on, its fresh and real and connected to this large group of confused men and women who were simply born when exploitation of the lower and middle class is at its worst. who knows maybe we just gotta keep waiting but keep up the good work. the content is much appreciated and fills me with the strangest feeling of recognition and acknowledgement, and makes me feel nice knowing im not alone in my outlook of the times. have a good week and as always
its morbin time
God that house must be quiet most days
I recommend a Max0r collaboration
The flashing lights and myriad colors will either keep the Abyss of Truth busy long enough for actual peaceful sleep, or the epilepsy you don’t realize you have will put you out of your own misery
My type of humor With my now crippling insecurities about our society, Great video! Egg /10
Gracias Papi Cobbler!🫡
Ah yes
The unbearable abyss
My fucking favorite
I'm addicted to your content. Please don't ever stop. We all need to laugh of this crazy world
What happens if I stare too long at the unbearable abyss?
He will gave lovingly into your eyes and whisper sweet nothings to you, asking about the brand of cologne you are wearing and pressing lightly on the brake peddle so that the seat belt locking mechanism stays engaged, no matter how hard you pull on the door handle...
Or alternatively, he'll make awkward eye contact with you and kindly ask you to stop staring, as it *is* rude.
I really hope a lot more people see these. This is important stuff.
Good to see Unbearable Abyss is still getting work. I met him a few years ago in a Wendy's he was super cool and down to earth awesome guy!
"There is no concentration camp in my front yard!
The HOA made me take it down..."
Nothing but the best from the funny music pastry
maybe the real abyss was the friends we made along the way
I just need one of these to open up with "welcome to the cobbler crack den"
I think this show is the closest thing we have to a modern Francisco Goya experience; in every aspect. Except that the host is a thicc ginger, obviously
Please keep doing this this is amazing
Yay more of this.
6:28 as a Pole I can confirm everything he says about Poland is 100% accurate.
As a former drug addict, there is a 0% chance this guy is not a drug addict.
I get the feeling of the alcoholic.
A soft chuckle from start to finish!
5:05 Shakespeare has been suspicious quiet since this dropped🤔🤔
The only trusted source for all insanity spun news arround I love your content
This show reminds me of the peak Onion days
This is getting even better holy shit
Babe, the schizophrenic news man posted!
Love your varied content man keep it up
As a citizen of Poland I agree with everything what this man said. We are all fucking dead here
Oh Cobbler, how I've missed you. Awesome video!❤️👏😄
i love you dj peach cobbler
I love that he included the guy saying "YEAH" in the eric andre show laugh track
The new co host looks absolutely beautiful is he going to be here too in the next episode?
Came here after watching some of Cobbler's videos on gaming, and hooo boy was that a trip. I need to go back and watch other crackdowns to get up to speed on what the hell I just watched. Love me some bizarre and surrealist news. Also, was the Abyss' first line from Princess Mononoke, or something else?
I blame Todd Howard!
Hella informative. Thanks so much!!!
Up until now your crackdowns have always been missing something. I guess it was because I saw all the wasted potential of the unending chasm of the abyss as it rested in the corner. Now that it's finally made it's presence known I couldn't be happier. They add so much character and personality to the show and make an excellent cohost. I hope that they are here to stay, please keep feeding them pop tarts!
thanks Cobbler, for making these more and more nightmareish as we go along, i really appreciate that!
To be frank, african nations affected by russo-ukrainan war really DO need to be included into the "new Marshall Plan" too, not just the war-torn Ukraine and liberated Russia.
When you give the video a like before it starts Because cobbler always goes down smooth.