This machine makes a sandwich and feeds it to me
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- Опубликовано: 26 окт 2020
- It's really five mini machines. One puts down bread, the next puts on peanut butter, then a machine for jelly and so on. The last machine feeds it to me bite by bite! Spent almost four months on this machine. Oh, and remember to vote!!!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Special Thanks to Lyle Broughton, Jacob Dixon, Archie the Dog and Winslow 
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I like how you involved your dog in the machine.
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The jelly from the truck: *Falls
Me: Oh, is this some kind of a blooper or what ?
Joseph: There are no accidents
Epic💥🤣👍
Loll
Lol
Weee there go luigi
Lol lol lol 😄😄
When Mom isn't at home, n you have to prepare breakfast on your own 😂
The messy kitchen 😂
The fact that he uses unpredictable elements like dogs and babies is incredible!
By far... the BESTEST "Mouse Trap" adaption I've ever seen ...adding the dog...touch of genius !
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Le monde
Lakitu at 0:58 is my only contribution to this whole thing, but I love how it turned out! ☺️
@jackofallspades98 Your ideas are always creative
When was this project first started?
2:46 the letter went so perfectly in the vote box😳😳
1/84 chance
Is that the actual math?@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280
Everything in this video is pure genius! Extremely satisfying and probably one the best Rube Goldberg machines of ALL time
The vote paper was just satisfying
Nobody shouted "Kobe" though.
2:46 Welcome...
Yes
@@ehteshamashraf7627 If you are on PC you can just click 6
yeah
The dedication of keeping a straight face whilst getting punched in the face with a sandwich is amazing. Subscribed immediately.
SAME
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@@user-mr8ht4rw1y Sry! I don't understand... 😐
Yes
@@user-mr8ht4rw1y 吓😀😀你搞乜鬼
I keep replaying that envelope to the ballot box. That was so amazing! ❤️
2:12 part was brilliant!!💯💯
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The part where the envelope lands perfectly into the ballot box is just supernatural 😱😱😱😱
That scene was like magic. The ✉️ flew and just entered into the box
Meh it took one of 84 times to get it in
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He said 1 in 84 times it would go in!
Joseph's Machine literally deserves a 10 M Subscribers he works so hard and he has very amazing creativity hats off 👍
Yaa
Absolutely
Na mate
15 M
We stan
You are a freaking engineering genius! Much respect!!!
It is more complicated than preparing and eating all by yourself!😅
0:57
Hello💙
The dog knocking the cups over was genius.
This is literally the dirtiest but coolest way to make a PB&J sandwich.
Imagine all the mess just for a sandwich🐱
PS: thank god he didn't broke his tooth
Seriously 🤣
The amount of work, calculations and patience it took to make this. That's dedication. And it pays off, it's so entertaining to watch. 😁👍
Brilliant!! The jelly spilling really got me xD I love the humor you add to your machines. Makes it so fun to watch!
@@MYSTERIOUS5HRJ super amazing fantastic nice wow
Hevesh I Love you Domino vid :)
I’m subbed Hevesh
Hi Lily!
Ayy hevesh! Nice seeing ya here
No animals were malnourished during the filming of this video®
amazing tech
Bro, how does this only have 4 likes?
Mr Bean making a Sandwich:
How many times did you have to clean the fallen jelly off the floor? And how much did you spoil your dog?
24 times
Ha wow really?
Wait, did this all work at once or was it filmed in segments?
@@sirgabealot01 All at once, but it took several tries to get everything working. It's all 1 take tho.
@@JosephsMachines 69th like it's a sign
I remeber having machines like this as science projects in middle school. Thanks for showing we can do it in adult hood. I love these!
Absolute talent and hard work. Mad respect! 🙌🙌
Hard Work?
In this world, there is nothing call impossible,
Everything is possible but your dedication, hard work, focus mind, should be 100%,
Than God gives you whatever your wish. You r really supperv
This is simply breathtaking! The amazing accuracy of the slip of paper is just incredible! It must have taken hundreds of tries to get everything in perfect synchrony! One of the best videos thus far! :)
69th subscriber here
Loved This!!!! The moment the jelly dropped and the dog walked in...omg! you're the best, man.
Where you think it's all over cause the jelly truck fell off the ramp, but it's all part of the master plan with the dog coming to lick it up and knock the cups over to continue. Simply amazing stuff here, Sir! You should be working for NASA
hello physics master! your creation is a legend...
Weeks and weeks and weeks of preparation all for us. Thank you Joseph, it was awesome.
I love the fact he doesn’t just make an easy reaction but he actually makes it fun to watch
2:17 I thought it was a failure but it turned out to be part of the plan 😂
Right! That part was incredible!
Bill Gates said "we need lazy people more because they are creative"
Now I understand what he meant 😑😳
@alexander calamai basically, bill gates said that if he had to find someone to do a difficult job, he would find a lazy person bc they make things easier bc they are lazy
Joseph you out do yourself with every new machine! Truly amazing
Imagine how many tries and how much accuracy would have been needed!
You are awesome! My kids love your channel
His videos remind me of Tom and Jerry's little projects. Also maybe he's been "home alone" for little too long 🤣
This was the best machine I have ever seen on this channel. this was one of his greatest machines he ever created .
Oh wow that’s efficient.
**Looks at hands**
_why do I need you again?-_
To build the machine
And to pull the levers lol
Man, thank you so much for what you do.
That's cute , do you know the technique called "MOMMMM!"
Make it yourself
@@amandajude8362 then go ahead tell the channel to make it himself , without the machines
Hoping this gets recognized and reach a billion supports.
This is a whole new level of brilliance
Thanks youtube for recommending me this channel
the jelly fakeout got me good...! well done😂
This is among the most creative, if not the most creative, machines of this type I've ever seen. Fantastic work!
I would say WOW, if I wasn't sitting here with my mouth wide open because my jaw dropped down. So many ingenious ideas and details (like the ball floating up by the vibrations or Mario jumping back and forth or...)! I am very impressed!!!
out of this world, deserves nobel prize atleast, i suggest everyone to make videos like this for earning money on RUclips, leave studying etc , u need talent not studying or actual hardworking, hatsoff bro
This guy needs an oscar for doing all of this
2:04 They are like;We have to switch to plan B;The dog is like Roger that commander!😂
Edit:dayum I've got 180 likes😅
Pff haha
Bruh
@JEÑÑY 🅥 BRUH
Kudos for the ball coming out of the popcorn, and for the jelly accident/red herring. Amazing stuff
I like the part when the jelly falls and the dog eats it
It's sooooooo much hard work.....the letter drop in box is sooooooooo much briliant👏👏👏👏
No wonder you're so skinny when your hunger can only be stilled climbing a Mount Everest of creativity. That's is the funniest chain reaction installation I've seen so far. Great work!
HE IS BACK with the best Rube Goldberg i´ve ever seen, honestly. You are my role model for chain reactions and you always inspire me for my own (definitely smaller!) machines. Im looking forward to seeing you with 2 million subscribers. Stay safe :)
The most entertaining 4 minutes and 37 seconds I have spent in 2020.
He’s working hard to be lazy, respect
This is next level wizardry!
Hats off man. Your creations are almost unbelievable.
OMG I LOVED THE MARIO PART, YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL!
Braaaaavo - jelly sandwich well done. Now please make one for me - lol
Wow. Amazing. I wish we could see a zoomed out video sweep of the whole machine
That dog was INGENIOUS!
Once again, we are amazed. You are the best at using foreign objects. Definitely a contender for our favorite RGM!
1:55 I thought it failed for a second until the dog ate it and knocked the cups over lmao
Excellent ideas Joseph...keep growing
The ballot box took me out🤣🤣
2:08 sounds like one of those really annoying mosquitoes that fly around your head at night. I love it!
I almost died of laughter at the end of this video!!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is so incredible, I want everyone to see this
You are so much creative 😃 person ☺️...keep it up ☺️....
And lots of love 😍🥰 from India 🇮🇳
1:56 who elese thought that it failed
defenentely me
Totally got me there!
@@arashmoradian1988 Q
That's me for sure 😂😂😂
The way the music stopped there totally made us believe it
2:35 Mary with the header. MVP
this has absolutely blown my mind. awesome and such good fun to watch. subscribed😊
WOW SUPER AMAZING especially the one with the paper falling into remember to vote very accurate! 2:49
The dog and the mario part was just incredible! And the voting thing was straight out of a Dude Perfect video! XD
When he was eating he got so messy🤣🤣🤣
Yes lol
Amazing and breathtaking, what a creativity! It is a fantastic work!
Bread, peanut butter, jelly and more bread: we will feed you! Joseph: thanks!
How did you ever learn to do this stuff? Like sure, experimenting during college but you must've stayed in your room for your entire college days to know how to make things like this.
To some extent, all that you need to build machines like this (the materials notwithstanding) is the patience for lots and lots and lots of trial and error
@@kjohnson2884 and lots and lots and lots and lots...
This guy surprises me everyday... 😮😮
I thought that it was failure when jam truck fell down but unexpected dog saved a scheme. Automation which we deserve xD
This is high art. Amazing! As soon as I am able I will support you on Patreon. Incredible work - bravo!
Justin McElroy is one of your patreons!? Super dope, assuming it's THE Justin McElroy.
how can someone be this creative😳😳 the idea is beyond me
Wow Nice machine bro :D
Absolute insanity! Trickshots, chain reactions and food all rolled into one video!
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When the jam fell I laughed SO SO SO hard 🤣🤣🤣
I like when the mario just jump then the green guy getting yeeted to mar XD
You succeeded in making me laugh for 10 minutes and can't stop XD
That was ingenious. This guy should be a physics teacher.
My left ear enjoyed the beginning
I thought my ear was plugged again lol
@@ufosauna again👀
Nice jelly fakeout with the dog triggering the next step by eating the fakeout jelly.
I’ll absolutely love how it’s just shoving the sandwich in his mouth😂
It took me really late to understand that jelly spilling scene was a part of machine not a blooper
Feel u
Same
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Same
Lol same
This has to be greatest thing ever created
Great invention!
Man you're awesome appreciate your work