Pass the Salt | Joseph's Machines
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- Опубликовано: 21 мар 2019
- If you have a long table this is a useful way to pass the salt to the opposite end.
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yes please
How did you upload a social distance video in March 2019 when Corona was spotted in December 2019????????
Jude Harbor Back to the future
@@mryeet4349he changed the title
@@mryeet4349he changed the title
"Pass it back when you've finished."
_Resets table_
Voicist underrated comment
This should have more likes than the video
I wondered as well.
Lmao😂😂
Nah, he said he just wanted some
*P ë P p Ë r*
"Did you pass the salt?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"Everything"
When passing the salt costs u things worth more than the salt
Should've kept social distancing
SuccBob SquareNuts everywhere I go I see this...oh wait haha just noticed it’s nearly the line of the MCU spidey ahahah
Mcu reference?
Perfect
I love these pointless machines so much. Its something you have to think out heavily to get to work, and even if you have it right it may take many attempts for the right thing to ACTUALLY happen. People who spend their time making these for our own amusement are truly amazing people
They're called "Rube Goldberg machines" if you wanna see more of them
It's not pointless it gives u salt
@@chickencurry420darn you i wanted to say that
I wanted to do that.
(Also the pufferfish are fine)
I like how sometimes some part almost stops or doesn't work but it never REALLY stops or doesn't work, really keeping me on the edge of my seat
Man, dinner at this guys house must take forever.
It’s dinner and entertainment
But passing the salt is the entertainment
Hey sounds like a good weight loss plan.
Only 4 minutes? Dang that's really quick
Ikr just get here already
Donny D have you seen how long that table is
Everyone's talking about how long his table is but no ones talking about how much salt went on that steak
The guy who asked for salt finna be like: “TOO MUCH SALT.” and then the process commits *resetti the spaghetti*
@@gdmc1915 *Undertale Papyrus*
@@gdmc1915 I read the "too much salt" in a gordan ramsay voice
But nobody is talking about this ruclips.net/video/UsJjdtWTL7k/видео.html
TrashYakitori if u aint say it, i was
I love these machines, so useless but so cool and impressive!
this the best one I've ever seen 😳
@@TheMasterceasar ever seen this too shall pass music video by ok go? that’s prob my favorite, but this one was really great as well
The effort, time and creativity that went in to this project had to be incredible! Thanks for sharing your creative and inspiring video.
“Guys the camera wasn’t recording we go to do it again.”
Best comment
F
@@radvariable1921 r/whoooosh
Lol
@@benchplayz4944 Boss this is youtube go back to reddit
"How about some pepper"
Me:Throws straight at him
Frost Gaming ah Ah AH AHH AHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
proceeds to shake table by accident and ruin everything
But you'd get your germs on it
Frost Gaming he made a pass the pepper video recently 😂😭
I didnt know
Frost Gaming no i was just saying he literally posted it three hours ago😂after you commented
This dude taught me more physics than I've ever learned in school lol
My teachers name was ligma
OK
@@stand_ongaming Who's Ligma?
@@Plasma_PlayzzLICK MY BALLS!!!
im sorry 💀
@@Plasma_Playzzligma balls
I absolutely love these contrivances. How to make the most rudimentary things as complicated as possible.
I don’t know which is worse: the fact that his table is twenty feet long, the fact that he used witchcraft to rig up a salt dispensing system (Only logical explanation) Or the amount of salt on his steak
Vernor101 Or how about he changed the title to make it look like the video is newerr
His table ain’t 20 feet long it’s three tables just next to each other to make it look like a long table. Go watch the behind the scenes u’ll understand
@@mohammedshaikh6279 r/whoosh
Definitely the amount of salt.
yeah srsly just ruined a steak
Everyone's talking about how long the table is, but how many cameras does this guy own?
That's facts.
Only 1, they cut the clip after it switches tables
Like two that's how rube Goldberg projects go they can move the two cameras for each cut and switch between the two for a constant effect
10, 000 Subscribers with no videos don’t judge him, I have like 100
Bro that table is long. *rebel 100*
This video reminds me of the board game Mousetrap. Just some nostalgia kicking in after seeing this video all the way through. However, it just amazes me the science behind all of these chain reactions. Great job to the creator for this video! You get an A for creativity, and an A+ for ingenuity!
How you got the mushroom to roll was sweet! Very intelligent build!
anyone else remember that this wasnt originally for social distancing
edit: the original name was
"How to Pass the Salt"
Yep
Yup, I watched this originally in 2019
EDIT: Changed ‘2029’ to ‘2019’, that was a mistype
Yeah
ツJoshEco4 made 1yr ago
alex just clicks I choked on my water
2019: oh haha this is cool
2020: *actually needs social distancing alternatives*
ClaireBear aye
They changed the title
ClaireBear the corona virus was discovered in 2019
@@dablue4602 In November. This video is from March.
He has so much of a will to help that he taught us how to pass the salt a year before we had to
That hairdryer carring the ping pong ball through the air was amazing
“Hey can you pass the salt?”
“Yeah give me 4 minutes”
Kakyoin’s Mom LMFAOOO
And 26 seconds
Kakyoin’s Mom
And 69 seconds
@@mar234 It's 3:47 if you count from the moment Sprice puts salt down and stop counting when salt falls on Joseph's plate.
And 26 seconds
Can we just admire, how beautifully the salt is spread on the steak. 👏👏
Yeah
Very salty boi
He's going to need a bigger drink.
* snooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt *
YEAHBEAUTIFULISNTITWOWEE
Yes
All that wait was WORTH IT for that guy😅! And that steak 🥩 was beautifully salted!😄🎉
As soon as I saw this video was four minutes long, I thought I knew what was coming. Yes, I had thought of a Rube Goldberg machine, but no, I had not imagined anything as perfect as this.
You can see him trying to fight back tears from how salty his steak was
lmao who even puts salt on steak?
《 Night 》 anyone who likes flavorful food
@@idkidk3820
eh alright, I've never honestly seen anyone put salt on their steak (not including after watching this video, of course.) So, sorry!
Kinda
《 Night 》 salt is in the seasonings you put on steak-
Most people are talking about coronavirus or whatever, but how long is this man's table
My thoughts too 😂
It must have crossed the hallway of his house
That's what I asked myself when i reached half the video
King sized😂
I think it’s just three tables that he is using over and over again 😅
4 years later this is still awesome
The title of this video and the fact it was from 4 years ago just completely bamboozled my time perception until I realized that video titles can be changed.
1 year ago: How to Pass the Salt...
Now: ... While Maintaining Proper Social Distance
Ironic because this video has been made 1 year ago.
also thats not what irony is
@@trisimix they said ironic not irony
@@mars-kd5ty you're joking right
@@mars-kd5ty bruh you did an oof.
Yes it was posted in 2019. He edited the title to be relevant during corona. That’s why.
iTechSavvy I believe you and i think the original title was “How to pass the salt”
Oh good. I was like is my man's from the future. I forgot you can edit titles.
he must have a very low standard of ethics, to go back and edit a video title, just to use this pandemic to get views... smfh...
OH durf
smart move
Amazing! You EARNED my subscription!
Though it’s satisfying to watch, the only thing I can think of rn is HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE TO SET UP, TEST, AND ACTUALLY HAVE IT WORK THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH!?!
At Lunch Time : *Hey Can you pass the Salt*
At dinner time : *_Gets Salt_*
Wait 369 like and 0 comments...
@Han Ying it was like now yes ur right
469th like
Hey everyone check back in two days to see the sequel: How to Pass The Pepper. I'll be posting it Tuesday April 14th.
Joseph's Machines so how long did it take to make all this?-
Nice
WTH! 3 MINS AGO? I'M THE THIRD REPLY AND THIS COMMENTS 12TH LIKE
Wait, how did this get 30 likes
Nice 4th reply
Joseph's Machines 5th reply
Joseph makes pass the salt machine.
Kitchen lefts the chat.
My inner child is loving this!
That is how I imagined the adult life will be - I will just build the complicated machines with balls and sliders like in the old cartoons
Ironic how this is showing up in people’s recommendations right now instead of when it was originally made.
He changed the title to be about coronavirus, the outbreak didnt even exist when this was posted
i remember i got it in my recommended not too long after it was released
How is that the least bit ironic? /)_
Alex Najar it was in my recomendations when it came out
And that's how you pivot
“Hey Sprice?”
“Yeah?”
“I didn’t hit record...”
FairyTailWizard worst. nightmare. ever.
ChroniCraziness Ikr I probably am the type of idiotic person to do something like that😑
sprice: *takes gun*
Well there’s cuts soooo
ChroniCraziness imagine
Bro predicted social distancing before Covid even started
The ending was great you are very creative
When you’re eating with your friend on a mile long table
LOL
Well you gotta have somewhere to put the salt machine!
Let it be known that 12 million people stopped by to spend 5 minutes of their lives watching salt travel through a twenty foot table
I regret nothing
Actually the salt itself did not travel. There was another bottle of salt at the end...
I regret nothing
Time well spent! 🧂
Multiple* tables
Wow! I can’t believe that table is so long. And those items were so conveniently placed? Who would’ve guessed!
What terrifies me more is this video came out before covid
Wow…. Such an original comment….
Renaming a video from March 2019 to a topic that is relevant now is one genius way of working the algorithm to your favour.
so THAT'S what happened
Wow thank you for saying that, really cleared it up
Seriously smart, also funny that he must have just remembered that this video existed and went "ooooh you know what I should do"
“Oh sorry that was the sugar”
badass joke
Need to do it again with salt
WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL.
Lol
LOL
That’s mind blowing. So many of those reactions seem improbable
What an ingenious, and elaborate set up!👍😉
*I lost all sense and understanding of physics.*
Me too
This is not how physics work
Lol
ruclips.net/video/-qht5SeunyA/видео.html
SG Y.
Who needs ‘em?
Friend: Hey, pass the salt
Me: no
*Video End*
Your rude
dmoskia1 > my mom lol
666 liek
dmoskia1. It’s not rude =.=
r/comedyheaven
Nice invention
Would totally use it
Wow..... So nice... Best machines, we all should make our mind this much creative so we can also come out with a good talent
Can You Pass The Salt Please?
**3 Mins And 30 Secs Later**
Thanks Bro!
Creeper Minecraft Monster School the food is cold and stuff 🤣
Why my food cold
They should have made a joke about that!!
3min and 30 secs later
Oh i forgot to say pepper
.... aaaand: take no.23! :D
"Pass the salt please"
"Your salt will arrive in 4-7 bussiness days"
@Robert Sapolsky yep thats exactly whats going on
😂😂😂
Yeah
🤣🤣🤣👍
altho 4-7 business days + covid = 4-7 business _years..._
Wow what a master piece.
That was awesome! My daughter loves watching it!
*Hires him for wedding* “And now...the rings” *domino falls 14 miles away*
DanDan Z. omg hahahaha
*Another domino falls about 13.9999 miles away*
The amount of likes
Imagine if the guy forget to press the record button
The background is always the same, that means he was recording in multiply takes
@@crazyshrimp2550 138 people have been fooled!
You can also se that it is the same tables. Look at the markings in the wood
Same retarded joke. It isn’t funny anymore as almost in every experiment video, some stupid brainless person use this comment to gain likes. 😑😑😑😑😑
@@nafiuislam5963 true
By the time He got the Salt....the Steak is freakin cold ❄️. Byt awesome amazing work! Congratulations
“Guys, I forgot to hit record…”
Physics teacher: "My dear students, last week, we learned about Isaac Newton and his apple experiment. Today, it 's about Joseph and his salt theory... ".
Lol
@@germanyballartsandanimations this reply was sent 5 min after yours
@@shohanislam7037 O H
@@germanyballartsandanimations this reply was sent 2 mins after yours
but it became 3
This was very pleasing to my eyes
I have so much fun watching these
For everyone posting coronavirus and it’s timing:
They changed the title of the video for the pandemic.
What was the title before?
Atomic what was it called
It was literally called the salt machine or "pass the salt"
Crista Cummings-Bizier thanks
Very disappointing.
Everyone: Quarantine won’t last long
Quarantine: *This man’s table*
...is so long
I added to this man's table
Yeah i know, i have read the same comment 10 times
@@plapplemapple6079 he knows
thats what makes it more funny
Yep
This is just awesome bro keep going and earn lots appreciation and money
THANKS THIS HELPED A LOT
“Hey, can you pass the salt?”
“Yeah, sure”
*two hours later*
“This is the pepper shaker man!”
Hey can you pass the salt with coronavirus?
2 mins later:
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
1 year ago ironic
@@carelesscrab6599 renamed to be relevant and get more views
Hahaha
Did anyone see the “eggs” in the eggs carton falling and almost had a heart attack until realizing they were just ping pong balls?
Kristin Huang also they had 12 and they needed just one to knock down the dominoes
Kristin Huang me tho
I thought it was a similaritie to the easter bunny day
Me lol
Me
I can feel there silent happiness when they finally did this
Nobody here talking about that perfect mushroom roll... that was PERFECT
A year ago: “why distancing” now: he’s smart he keep distance
Enrico Pilar The video was recently renamed to match the current times and social distancing
I was checking how old this was. My reaction: 🙀
Utopes yeah you better hope it wasn’t a joke tho you don’t wanna get wooooshed by some random 9 year old
2019: amazed comments
2020: coronavirus comments
2021 complete silence on planet Earth.
😶💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰
Yep.
Absolutely
Omg your rigth
@@abelis644 lmao
The thought of ONE BALL just _slightly_ missing the target haunts my dreams
Your machines are so satisfying
What if in the end he was just like “That’s to much salt”
It was to much salt.
It was to much salt.
It was to much salt.
It was to much salt.
It was too much salt
*”How to pass the salt while maintaining social distance”*
The 2020 Comment Section: *what tf do you mean MaDe A yEaR aGo??*
Exactly
@@andredailey5147 I think he changed the title
@@benalexz makes sense...I would too tbh
Are you a furry too?😀
WolfiePlayz me?
"How about some paper" bro will have to pass another year for that.
Jaw dropping! You're amazing!!
Nobody:
The kitchen when you accidentally drop literally anything:
haha so true tho
True!!!! This comment is amazing, made my day😂😂😂
final destination when you survived a really bad accident and drop your pencil:
If it put salt on ur food, then its a good thing right?
Over Steam fax
Machine: What is my purpose
Guy: you pass salt
Machine: oh my god
R&M ref
yeah welcome to the club
@@baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925 you are absolutely right
Mick and Rorty!!!!
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
WOW. Magnificent. My tiny brain could not think this up.
I am doing research for a useless contraption to make in 3D with Blender for college and oh man I am so glad I came across this channel xD
3:15 The accurate movement of the mushroom was just mind blowing
Y E A H Y E A H the entire video was just mind blowing
Right
IKR SAME I THOUGHT THE CALCULATION OF THE MUSHROOMS MOVEMENT WAS SO IMPRESSIVE LOL
@@sarahhchan Probably just did it until it works tbh. There's a 0% chance this worked on the 1st try.
That's because it's an actual mushroom...
Imagine the camera guy saying “oops forgot to record”
Louis Cortez wow disrespectful
@@Dave_6462 it's true
@Max Tangen yup
Guy who set it up: *back hand slaps camera man* oops it slipped
(Gets thanos snapped)
Thanks! I got all of that down and I successfully Passed the salt while social distancing :D
this is so creative I love it
Imagine seeing a comment section with most of the comments being hours ago while the video was posted a year ago
Thanks so much for the likes :-)
Woah
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
2019: Heh, just a funny joke.
2020: This is now what we have to do...
Nexus They changed the title of the video.... gonna make $$$ how you can... right
Outlook
TOKYO ROGUE. Oh that makes sense. I was wondering how they somehow predicted the virus before we even knew about it lol
@@ItzKamo na there aren't any ads so no revenue
Corona virus started out on 2019
guy selling tables: how long do you want your table to be again?
Joseph: *y e s*
Nice one!
People in 2019: This is dumb. Why would we need to put in so much effort just to social distance?
People in 2020: *Thanks Bro*
My theory is it was renamed to be more clickable...
Ryan Lennox-Bradley It was.
I thought this video was new
@@psychsteeves4577 its not
@@Autumn9 i know that now
All I can think about is how SALTY that steak would taste😂
...sub if u like my stuff
Ikr? I thought that was WAY too much salt XD
stop being so salty
This video deserves 22M views. One of the hardest contraptions in youtube.
I don't care if I gotta wait four minutes for my salt, I wanna watch this entire thing in action 💀
the “egg” part made me tense up. my anxiety went 📈
I was like, oh no 😱
You mean this part?
1:26
Your anxiety went *S T O N K S* ?
@@danielsavin5674 lmfaooo
Same
Ok but is no one gonna talk about the fact that the salt was right in front of him and he could have get it himself
nope
*"well you see"*
...
...
Well yes, but this is much cooler
my god just think about the amount of hard work and time they would have to devote to doing this, just think about just how many attempts it would've taken to perfect this system!
Imagine one of the traps doesn’t work as planned. I would actually be so disappointed lmfao
yooo whats up. i love ur music man keep it up.