See Ramic Knives - Chinese Infomercial in English (with subs)

This garbled English language infomercial from China needed subtitles... so I tried to provide them...
I hoep I did a gud job wif dem!

[@newtokyoterror]

this video is too good. the subtitles give it another edge.

[@noryis]

The knife actually looks pretty good...

[@toby1248]

the youtube automatic subs are even better tbh: 'shot owns us your wrists and amounted you suffer mobbing clicking groans'

[@jackvaz1429]

"...just like a PISS of paper...."

[@DraciaNightcat]

My favourite part was "vegitaboos". I will call them this from this day forward.

[@HandE2Go]

I use blunt knives to cut gingers all the time!

[@MrKain1000]

@malgoify The embellishments of the voice suggest that it's not a real person, but a program.

[@instructor44059]

"Naughty fuck-shunal and numb magnetic", just what I look for in Sir Ramic knives.

[@Circuitssmith]

I remember this comment like an acid flashback from time to time

[@venichen1]

@Gedemondas kind of reminds me of portal 2

[@venichen1]

SHAA!

[@Circuitssmith]

Look at the slossees!

[@TheSciFiCat]

Chain A Coo Alloy TEE!

[@Gerro555]

Poor beef!

[@malgoify]

the fake aussie accent the the guy does when he says 'southern inch black mirrar blade' made me lol so hard, like he's some kind of asian kitchen dundee or an asian shamwow guy.
'SHAA!' kung fu skills on paper!

[@venichen1]

@MrKain1000 wouldn't a program produce correct pronunciation?

[@Gedemondas]

PO-TAY-TOES

[@tilleysong]

OLLIE POO, EBIL-LEKLY

[@ziozio123]

just win

[@P8II]

But for real, where can I buy that knife?

[@ceeebiscuit]

LMFAO

[@wejner]

@malgoify beautiful and a SHARK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@vitameat]

Sounds like North Korean propaganda's English translator has defected and quickly found a new job.......

[@ssun8]

@hot2dethmoose -_____-