That London estate agent lingo: A compact bijou - pokey hole Does require a little tlc - it should be demolished Near transport links - the train runs past your window or the motorway runs through the house Centrally located - it’s a mile away and in zone 6 It’s deceptively spacious - it has nothing in it A lively area - a crime ridden infested dump that makes the worst bit of Moss Side look like Knutsford We’ve had back to back viewings all week - not so much as a nibble in a year That’s the 2nd bedroom - it’s a cupboard Interesting views - faces an ugly tower block Stay lucky, mate!
I live in north London and have lived in this house for 42 years. I paid £48,000 for it. Zoopla now reckon it's worth £800,000. It's not for sale. I'll be carried out of here in a cheap pine box. I'm leaving it to an animal charity. Honneur et Fidelite.
unfortunatly many of your countryman look at that 800.000, sell the house and move to MY country, Portugal and come inflate the prices here, they can get a similar house here for half and then burn the rest of the money in cruises and golf
@@280SE ive never been to poutugal been to galica but not poutgal its not the torest that is the problem its the air b and b thats the problem just like in london with the forghen investers buying up the houses and not using them imgration is a prolem in the uk and for propty but its only part of it
It's the land that makes these properties so valuable. Someone or entity that pays 500K will want to tear everything down and rebuild. Then resell it for 5 times what they originally paid. So much for the young couple just starting out and wanting to start a family. 🤷
Was thinking the same. I had a feeling no regular buyer would go for a property in that condition, you’d need a ton of cash to fix it up. Most likely, someone with deep pockets will buy it, tear it down, and build something new. That's why they leave it in that state, some rich person will look past that and just see land.
Doesn’t look like much land given the caravan on the side is not part of the houses land. Planning permission would not like the house torn down and started again and they would want the house looking exactly the same with the same brickwork as next door. So it probably makes more sense just going back to brick.
A young couple starting out wouldn’t want to take on a project of that scale anyway. It’s a good thing really that you have professionals with the time, money and expertise to bring these properties back onto the market.
I kept my horses at a yard in Surrey where one of Surrey’s biggest drug raids took place in the house on the land , we had to use this house’s driveway every day and we never ever knew what was happening in side , apparently the doors were rigged to explode If anyone tried opening them 🤣🤣, when the raid was over there was around 1,000 plastic gardening tubs left behind and I asked the police if I could take some so I took a car full and sold them 🤣🤣
That HW logo next to "over 60" is for a company called Homewise. They help you buy the house at a discount up to a third off but when you die they get the entire property. I'd say this was quite a scam, although it's legal.
My uncle who recently died did a similar scheme where , whoever it was, gave him so many thousands back once he signed the house over to them. He was allowed to live in it until he died. He died aged 91 and they own the house to sell on now.
@@J.A.Madventures If you don't mind me asking, how do you feel about that and did it work for him do think? From a cold financial perspective, these schemes take assets (that with always perform better than currency) from ordinary people and put them into the hands of big landowners. But of course that's only one take on it.
@@user-s1o3nr532 well he did enjoy his last years travelling etc and he had no children to leave the house to etc, and personally I’d encourage my own Mum to do it and enjoy herself, over struggling just to leave it to me! So I guess that’s why it works for the poorer and makes the rich richer.
1/3 off a house and you own nothing to pass on. theres no reframing that, its a scam. Anyone who uses that either has no family left to pass anything on to or is senile and being tricked into it.
It's not just all the work and money it would take to make these livable, it's the diseases you risk by even standing in them. Imagine being the person living next door to these disasters.
When I see these abandoned houses in your videos I can't help but wonder who lived there. Maybe many years ago someone was happy there, maybe a family, or flatmates. I wonder why they left or moved. Anyway, thanks for another amazing video.
Next disguise idea.... A Locations Manager for a new up and coming film production company. They are always out scouting around for "locations" to film in. That disguise could be a lot of fun too!
Turnip property sales and lettings ..... Yes, I'm a real company, Yes, it does cost that much, I'm on a fantastic commission, I need to buy more XS suits. Class lad, keep em coming.
@@J.A.Madventures damn sorry to hear.. I think I am living by one and potentially a meth lab too.. looks like it blew up recently all the windows are black and burnt.. super disturbing I called the police multiple times only because I am genuinely worried for my health.. I don't believe in people going to jail for growing weed but when it gets to the next step up with meth ruining our community i feel different.. this is in new Zealand by the way! Huge meth problem down here..
@@Fabermorrow wow, absolute nightmare of a situation 🤯, I’m in a town not far from Wandering Turnip (David) and both houses next to mine are drug dealers and drug takers! Unless the police can make money out of a situation, they’re not really interested, it’s not worth it for them, especially as there’s so much of it going on! Hope the situation changes for the better for us all soo sad poss! X x x
Absolutely bonkers. You'd need to pay me that sort of money not the other way round to even consider living there. The world has gone mad. You were hilarious by the way.
Huge parts of London just resembles a third world country, crazy expensive, filthy with infrastructure fifty years behind the Asian countries. Only nice areas you need to be earning £150k a year minimum to be able to live there. Thankfully there’s still some beautiful places to go and live if you can find work, with the slow decline of our nation those places will be ruined in the next couple of decades I would imagine.
Oh I lived in Finchley for many years, that was a long time ago. Without a kitchen or bathroom no mortgage company will give you anything against the property so it will be cash buyers only. Unbelievable the price they sold for, just bonkers. Great video 2x👍
00:00 The Cheapest Houses For Sale In London In 2024 00:39 The Ultimate Disguise™ 01:44 #1 - 20 Manor Cottages Approach, Finchley - £300,000 / Sold for £503,000 06:47 The Highest House Price 07:49 #2 - 28 Einfield Walk, Brentford - £250,000 / Sold for £347,000 12:20 A Brilliant Estate Agent 13:37 A few mentions: £275,000 / £850,000 / £577,000 16:08 #3 - 31 Chetwynd Road, Darthmouth Park - £1,000,000 / Sold for £1,396,000 20:52 Summary, Another Successfull Disguise™
*That was great !* .. Imagine being one of the neighbours of that grow house ... oh dear. Every estate agent will have a list of local developers who have asked to be given first look at any do'er-up'er houses in the area. And they all passed. Good luck to whoever bought one of those houses you showed us. And regarding the comparison to other cheaper cities, I worked with an expat in Dublin who came from the UK. In the Celtic Tiger boom times he last 18 months and left, telling me "I'm an executive, and I make a good expat salary. But I can't meet my lifestyle expectations in Dublin as the house prices are just ridiculously high". 3 years later, the housing bubble burst and Dublin house prices fell by 58* over 4 years. They are only now, 20 years later, _just_ matching the peak reached in February 2005 ...
Can't wait to see what it'll be like this time! Wow...my house after all work was like $205k. Scary how expensive cities are. Live in the country in a nice small town.
I love this channel and I have no idea why I haven't been notified about recent uploads. But I'm dead chuffed to see this again. Hello Turnip, hope ur doing alright. It's soo funny u dressed as an agent 😂😂that's soo funny. You look good in it mate 😂
@wanderingturnip Yeah I'm going to refresh things and regularly check the channel for new videos and I've subbed to ur new channel Yeah,Love that! Converting the wee car is such a cool idea. Your living a cool life please stay safe out there won't ya. X
That £1 million house is a HMO, that means once renovated it will bring in like £1000 per room and there will be like 4-5 people in that home. That gives like £5000 a month to that business or individual land lord
for investment of course. With the inevitable money printing that will never stop property value will ONLY go up You buy, you rent and you know your value is always there. The buyers I understand, it is the renters I dont... I would never pay 1 CENT for rent, I would rather live on the street than to feed a parasite
Great video. I currently reside in Brentford but in the process of moving out of London. For the most part I do enjoy the area but I will be moving closer to family.
David those houses have done something to your brain 😂😂😂. Very funny though and absolutely mad what they ask for the properties. Thanks for the tour lol P.S. just come across a news article in the Metro dated 2 November. A whole street in Gloucester up for sale for £1.6million … gotta keep tenants but a bargain 👍
Gosh, I haven't seen one of your videos in quite a few months (the last one was the Blackpool Hotelier doing Air BnB for overseas tourists).......you've come a long way my son. When I was in my late twenties I was doing exactly what you're doing. Look into teaming up with a builder and turn a few of those properties around. Do it while you're young and you'll never have to worry about a mortgage again.
Thank you for your video mate….but I can't recommend Shellane Maxwell enough! With her expert guidance, I successfully flipped my first property and made a profit of $280,000. She provided invaluable insights on market trends and investment strategies that truly made a difference. Thanks to her, I feel confident in my real estate investments and excited about my financial future!
She also helped me create a savings strategy that allowed me to set aside an additional $15000 a month. Now, I feel confident that I can retire five years earlier than I originally planned. If you're serious about securing your financial future, Shellane Maxwell is the one to talk to!
Trustafaries, bank of mum and dad, international jetset, househaring, roomsharing, bedsharing, bunkbeds. Much cheaper in the 90s (and prior to that) people inheriting their parents house. Investment bankers and other high paying jobs. People commuting for hours.
Starting work at 14, saved £5k deposit by 18, bought a rundown fix-a-upper at 16% interest rate, sold it for no profit but used that as deposit on better house, worked long hours in the City for the remaining 24 years to pay off mortgage.
Hilarious! The just-a-bit-too-small suit had me laughing so hard I snorted (never do I snort! lol). When I clicked on this video, I did not expect a comedy routine before the tour. However, when the roof caved in near you, it quickly because a lot less funny.
In the Netherlands there are already 10 legal cannabis farms active. Then you no longer need those illegal nurseries. Maybe it is time to follow our example and legalize cannabis (wiet in Dutch). We can choose from more than 50 types of wiet nowadays.
The "Guide Price" for a property at auction doesn’t carry much/any significance. Often, the guide price is set below the reserve price, meaning it’s impossible for the properties to sell at or even a bit above this figure. The guide price is primarily there to generate interest by attracting people with a low starting point.
Property in auctions ie guide prices are always valued lower at 20-30% less than local market value. And if it doesn't meet its reserve, there's the option of doing a deal with the owner afterwards.
Imagine being a struggling single mother and you have to look through properties like that because its all you can afford... So sad that this is the state of the world
Imagine, replace that word with literally then you'd be on the money. And why a single mother though, there are single fathers out there. Not many but their out there.
Those tents are being shifted up to county Durham by London borough councils. Homeless people galore from London are being sent without warning 250 miles north. No financial support from the boroughs that send them, just dumped into the roughest, most poverty stricken localities and immediately leaning on the already stretched services.
Mate, that "Croydon" house was actually in Mitcham, four or five miles from Croydon. I bought my first ever flat in Mitcham. A brand new (first to move in) two bedroom flat, which back in 1993 cost me £47,950"! Four years later, I sold it for £45,000. Things were different back then! 😆
The only lease I would consider is one of the 999 year ones, there’s only me and my pets so a small flat is ideal for me, I wouldn’t know what to do with all the extra rooms as I don’t horde material possessions and it’s a lot more cleaning and maintenance. Essential housing stock should be for families, not individuals like myself. There’s not many freehold flats around here, although I would also avoid one with those ridiculous service and maintenance charges that come when you have a management company dealing with a block of flats. I’ve lived in a flat for 12 years, I know how much it cost to maintain and upkeep and it’s a tiny fraction of what those jokers charge you.
I rent in London. Hampstead Heath/Angel way - £2750 a month for a pretty basic 3 story 2 bed house that's had a pretty average and pretty cheap renovation. I couldn't afford to split the rent so we had to get a 3rd housemate. I pay 850 - moved here for creative pursuits but I'll be priced out soon.
So basically you are asking for sympathy because you cant afford to live In Hampstead. Good Luck.. Love to see what you think of Croydon, Barking & East London..🤣
Camden canal towpath full of tents. My parents bought their London house around in the slightly rougher area, then of Crouch End for £4000! That’s not a typo. This was about 60 years ago, there’s no way I could afford to live in London anymore. Now I Telford. The house prices in the N8 postcode are insane now
Turnip property sales and lettings 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant.
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the 1mil pound house got me LOL
''... no your rent is going up'' 😂
Great to see local communities turning derelict houses into green spaces
😂😂
If you add parrots you can even transform this green space into a tropical greenhouse
fuck me that video was insane lol
Thanks, David, you are especially entertaining today, great video, I’ve enjoyed every second of it ❤️
That London estate agent lingo:
A compact bijou - pokey hole
Does require a little tlc - it should be demolished
Near transport links - the train runs past your window or the motorway runs through the house
Centrally located - it’s a mile away and in zone 6
It’s deceptively spacious - it has nothing in it
A lively area - a crime ridden infested dump that makes the worst bit of Moss Side look like Knutsford
We’ve had back to back viewings all week - not so much as a nibble in a year
That’s the 2nd bedroom - it’s a cupboard
Interesting views - faces an ugly tower block
Stay lucky, mate!
😂😂 so good. I’m using some of these next time
I liked seeing what 1.4 million would get you elsewhere. Great video as always!
I don't know how to beat that disguise, especially the slightly too small suit, genius 🤣🤣
I love the estate agent disguise. You made me laugh.
I don't see a future for me in London. Its all ridiculous.
Health and safety are more of a problem in London!
I live in north London and have lived in this house for 42 years. I paid £48,000 for it. Zoopla now reckon it's worth £800,000. It's not for sale. I'll be carried out of here in a cheap pine box. I'm leaving it to an animal charity. Honneur et Fidelite.
unfortunatly many of your countryman look at that 800.000, sell the house and move to MY country, Portugal and come inflate the prices here, they can get a similar house here for half and then burn the rest of the money in cruises and golf
@@fft2020and where would your country be without tourism? You’d be a Peasant farmer
@@280SE a peasant farmer with a house
@@280SE ive never been to poutugal been to galica but not poutgal its not the torest that is the problem its the air b and b thats the problem just like in london with the forghen investers buying up the houses and not using them imgration is a prolem in the uk and for propty but its only part of it
@@fft2020i love you for that response ❤
Solid Vid Turnip. Keep turning them out. This one shocked me the state the digs the prices
Turnip cleans up nicely😉
It's the land that makes these properties so valuable. Someone or entity that pays 500K will want to tear everything down and rebuild. Then resell it for 5 times what they originally paid. So much for the young couple just starting out and wanting to start a family. 🤷
Was thinking the same. I had a feeling no regular buyer would go for a property in that condition, you’d need a ton of cash to fix it up. Most likely, someone with deep pockets will buy it, tear it down, and build something new. That's why they leave it in that state, some rich person will look past that and just see land.
yeah but where are this buyers coming from ? who can save 2.5 million pounds to buy a house ? WHO ? Thiefs? Corrupt government agents ? WHO ?
Doesn’t look like much land given the caravan on the side is not part of the houses land. Planning permission would not like the house torn down and started again and they would want the house looking exactly the same with the same brickwork as next door. So it probably makes more sense just going back to brick.
A young couple starting out wouldn’t want to take on a project of that scale anyway. It’s a good thing really that you have professionals with the time, money and expertise to bring these properties back onto the market.
@reanukeeves2k77 for who, millionaires? Most young couples aren't millionaires you idiot. That was my point!
I kept my horses at a yard in Surrey where one of Surrey’s biggest drug raids took place in the house on the land , we had to use this house’s driveway every day and we never ever knew what was happening in side , apparently the doors were rigged to explode If anyone tried opening them 🤣🤣, when the raid was over there was around 1,000 plastic gardening tubs left behind and I asked the police if I could take some so I took a car full and sold them 🤣🤣
You should be on 'Homes under the Hammer' David.
Estate agent from Norfolk and Holmes ged it! Lol.I'll get my coat!Fantastic video.
God I loved the estate agent character!! 😂😍 Class! “Cha cha” 😂 You defo need to bring out this dude more often 🤣🤣 Cha cha!!
😂😂😂
That HW logo next to "over 60" is for a company called Homewise. They help you buy the house at a discount up to a third off but when you die they get the entire property. I'd say this was quite a scam, although it's legal.
I'm amazed anyone would take a deal like that. Crazy.
My uncle who recently died did a similar scheme where , whoever it was, gave him so many thousands back once he signed the house over to them. He was allowed to live in it until he died. He died aged 91 and they own the house to sell on now.
@@J.A.Madventures If you don't mind me asking, how do you feel about that and did it work for him do think? From a cold financial perspective, these schemes take assets (that with always perform better than currency) from ordinary people and put them into the hands of big landowners. But of course that's only one take on it.
@@user-s1o3nr532 well he did enjoy his last years travelling etc and he had no children to leave the house to etc, and personally I’d encourage my own Mum to do it and enjoy herself, over struggling just to leave it to me! So I guess that’s why it works for the poorer and makes the rich richer.
1/3 off a house and you own nothing to pass on. theres no reframing that, its a scam. Anyone who uses that either has no family left to pass anything on to or is senile and being tricked into it.
Best episode imo so far.. especially enjoyed your more deeper thought about "success" at the end. Or what we perceive of as success. Loved it mate.
It's not just all the work and money it would take to make these livable, it's the diseases you risk by even standing in them. Imagine being the person living next door to these disasters.
When I see these abandoned houses in your videos I can't help but wonder who lived there. Maybe many years ago someone was happy there, maybe a family, or flatmates. I wonder why they left or moved.
Anyway, thanks for another amazing video.
Enjoy your reporting style, pure entertainment value.
Next disguise idea.... A Locations Manager for a new up and coming film production company. They are always out scouting around for "locations" to film in. That disguise could be a lot of fun too!
Actually that’s a great idea
Turnip property sales and lettings ..... Yes, I'm a real company, Yes, it does cost that much, I'm on a fantastic commission, I need to buy more XS suits. Class lad, keep em coming.
Please consider doing a video similar to the chicken tikka masala video on Chinatown in the uk and the Chinese food scene in the uk
That Grow House was absolutely bonkers. Imagine living next door!
I feel like I have lived next door to houses like that haha
@@FabermorrowI think I am living next door to two of them
@@J.A.Madventures damn sorry to hear.. I think I am living by one and potentially a meth lab too.. looks like it blew up recently all the windows are black and burnt.. super disturbing I called the police multiple times only because I am genuinely worried for my health.. I don't believe in people going to jail for growing weed but when it gets to the next step up with meth ruining our community i feel different.. this is in new Zealand by the way! Huge meth problem down here..
@@Fabermorrow wow, absolute nightmare of a situation 🤯, I’m in a town not far from Wandering Turnip (David) and both houses next to mine are drug dealers and drug takers! Unless the police can make money out of a situation, they’re not really interested, it’s not worth it for them, especially as there’s so much of it going on! Hope the situation changes for the better for us all soo sad poss! X x x
I had one, could smell it a few times a week but the most annoying part was so many people turning up and knocking all ours day and night.
Good to see you in the mighty Brentford! That house will go for £700k when refurbed!
Brilliant, thank you. 😊
Very entertaining, and educational!
Please come back soon. ✌️💚 🇬🇧
🤣😂🤣😂
Brilliant, I laughed out loud at the estate agent acting, and that Bluetooth headset!
brilliant disguise and a great video.
The estate agent disguise is brilliant.
We need to see more of him 🤣
Cha cha darling.
Absolutely fantastic mate!
Excellent video as always, thank you!…….AND comedy too!
That was brilliant lol. Loved the "chao chao" 🤣🤣🤣 👌🏾💯
Another classic.
Cool Citroen DS at 7 41 too!
Absolutely fascinating Mr Turnip 👍 suits you
Yesss part 2!!
I’ve been watching since day 1, always great stuff, but this one in particular has some moments of pure comedy gold 😅
Thanks so much for watching all the vids I proper appreciate it 👍
Excellent mate. I love it!!!
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I would really like a video talking with the buyers of these properties to find out how they justify paying the high prices
Absolutely bonkers. You'd need to pay me that sort of money not the other way round to even consider living there. The world has gone mad. You were hilarious by the way.
Huge parts of London just resembles a third world country, crazy expensive, filthy with infrastructure fifty years behind the Asian countries. Only nice areas you need to be earning £150k a year minimum to be able to live there. Thankfully there’s still some beautiful places to go and live if you can find work, with the slow decline of our nation those places will be ruined in the next couple of decades I would imagine.
You funny af 😂. Great video!
You look like the Gary Oldman character from Leon.
Gary Oldman or Gary Numan? 😝
Exceptional character and a great actor
@@neuzethmusic131 EVERYONE!!!!!!
@@neuzethmusic131 EVERYONE!!!!
Love your agent impression. 😂
Crazy prices that million pound house would be 180,000 up in Blackpool max.
Realestate vultures.. Most of the time its meant for rich foreigners..
Oh I lived in Finchley for many years, that was a long time ago. Without a kitchen or bathroom no mortgage company will give you anything against the property so it will be cash buyers only. Unbelievable the price they sold for, just bonkers. Great video 2x👍
00:00 The Cheapest Houses For Sale In London In 2024
00:39 The Ultimate Disguise™
01:44 #1 - 20 Manor Cottages Approach, Finchley - £300,000 / Sold for £503,000
06:47 The Highest House Price
07:49 #2 - 28 Einfield Walk, Brentford - £250,000 / Sold for £347,000
12:20 A Brilliant Estate Agent
13:37 A few mentions: £275,000 / £850,000 / £577,000
16:08 #3 - 31 Chetwynd Road, Darthmouth Park - £1,000,000 / Sold for £1,396,000
20:52 Summary, Another Successfull Disguise™
does this feel like watching homes umder the hammer love watching you xxx
*That was great !* .. Imagine being one of the neighbours of that grow house ... oh dear. Every estate agent will have a list of local developers who have asked to be given first look at any do'er-up'er houses in the area. And they all passed. Good luck to whoever bought one of those houses you showed us. And regarding the comparison to other cheaper cities, I worked with an expat in Dublin who came from the UK. In the Celtic Tiger boom times he last 18 months and left, telling me "I'm an executive, and I make a good expat salary. But I can't meet my lifestyle expectations in Dublin as the house prices are just ridiculously high". 3 years later, the housing bubble burst and Dublin house prices fell by 58* over 4 years. They are only now, 20 years later, _just_ matching the peak reached in February 2005 ...
Loved the video,next video disguise as a pensioner with red overall 😊
Can't wait to see what it'll be like this time!
Wow...my house after all work was like $205k. Scary how expensive cities are. Live in the country in a nice small town.
1.4 MILLION! That section cracked me up big time!!
I love this channel and I have no idea why I haven't been notified about recent uploads. But I'm dead chuffed to see this again. Hello Turnip, hope ur doing alright. It's soo funny u dressed as an agent 😂😂that's soo funny. You look good in it mate 😂
For some reason RUclips seems not to be notifying everyone like it used to, which is a bit annoying, but glad this one found you 👍👍
@wanderingturnip Yeah I'm going to refresh things and regularly check the channel for new videos and I've subbed to ur new channel Yeah,Love that! Converting the wee car is such a cool idea. Your living a cool life please stay safe out there won't ya. X
Cha cha 😂😂😂😂 david you are wasted!!..love it! 🎉
So bloody good
That £1 million house is a HMO, that means once renovated it will bring in like £1000 per room and there will be like 4-5 people in that home. That gives like £5000 a month to that business or individual land lord
Another great video, Live in London!!! why…..get back up north as quickly as possible 😂
you don't get much for your money in London. looking dapper by the way.
Why on earth would anybody pay that kind of money, for that kind of sh*t, in a hell hole like London surrounded by zombies.
for investment of course.
With the inevitable money printing that will never stop property value will ONLY go up
You buy, you rent and you know your value is always there.
The buyers I understand, it is the renters I dont... I would never pay 1 CENT for rent, I would rather live on the street than to feed a parasite
@@fft2020 dude paying some rent at a certain time in life is fine... if you have a plan...
The entire London is a hell hole?
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My lovely little 2 bedroom flat in Glasgow is worth £110,000 right now. Transport it to London and It would be sold for a million easily! Insane!!
Oh I love you,so truthful and entertaining.Goooooo turnip.
Best video yet, two thumbs up if i could
You look Good in that Estate Agents gear. Very Smart. Brentford, Kurupt FM, "Keep it Kurupt".
Australia wouldn’t let these houses to be sold
Hmmm not sure about that lmao 😂
Seen plenty of similar condition houses for sale in Sydney.
Turnip Property Sales and Lettings Ltd. Has a nice ring to it... You could be on to something here Mr. W. Turnip Esq!
Great video.
I currently reside in Brentford but in the process of moving out of London. For the most part I do enjoy the area but I will be moving closer to family.
David those houses have done something to your brain 😂😂😂. Very funny though and absolutely mad what they ask for the properties. Thanks for the tour lol
P.S. just come across a news article in the Metro dated 2 November. A whole street in Gloucester up for sale for £1.6million … gotta keep tenants but a bargain 👍
He's fast becoming Mr Benn!
Gosh, I haven't seen one of your videos in quite a few months (the last one was the Blackpool Hotelier doing Air BnB for overseas tourists).......you've come a long way my son. When I was in my late twenties I was doing exactly what you're doing. Look into teaming up with a builder and turn a few of those properties around. Do it while you're young and you'll never have to worry about a mortgage again.
I love that English expression, instead of saying something is for sale for x amount you say "It's on for..."
Thank you for your video mate….but I can't recommend Shellane Maxwell enough! With her expert guidance, I successfully flipped my first property and made a profit of $280,000. She provided invaluable insights on market trends and investment strategies that truly made a difference. Thanks to her, I feel confident in my real estate investments and excited about my financial future!
She mostly interacts on Telegrams, using her name
@shellanemaxwell She’s verified
She also helped me create a savings strategy that allowed me to set aside an additional $15000 a month. Now, I feel confident that I can retire five years earlier than I originally planned. If you're serious about securing your financial future, Shellane Maxwell is the one to talk to!
Her insights on market trends allowed me to buy a property just before prices surged, resulting in over $100,000 increase in value within a year
I followed her advice to invest in rental properties, and now I'm earning an additional $15,000 monthly
your disguise is effing hilarious 🤣
Great video how about a chav for ya next one lol a tracky dripping in gold might work 😂
Hahaha!!! That was really fun, loved it, more as Turnip Estates please 😅😂😂
How the hell do people afford to live in London ??
Trustafaries, bank of mum and dad, international jetset, househaring, roomsharing, bedsharing, bunkbeds. Much cheaper in the 90s (and prior to that) people inheriting their parents house. Investment bankers and other high paying jobs. People commuting for hours.
Starting work at 14, saved £5k deposit by 18, bought a rundown fix-a-upper at 16% interest rate, sold it for no profit but used that as deposit on better house, worked long hours in the City for the remaining 24 years to pay off mortgage.
Loving the video 😂 Brilliant
Love the disguise, hidden in plain sight 😅
You scrub up well wandering turnip haha x
Hilarious! The just-a-bit-too-small suit had me laughing so hard I snorted (never do I snort! lol). When I clicked on this video, I did not expect a comedy routine before the tour. However, when the roof caved in near you, it quickly because a lot less funny.
Great video, im from yorkshire and my idea of a million pound house is the same as yours haha. Turnip property, sales and lettings had me 🤣
Grand pianos and gates are a must 😂
In the Netherlands there are already 10 legal cannabis farms active. Then you no longer need those illegal nurseries. Maybe it is time to follow our example and legalize cannabis (wiet in Dutch). We can choose from more than 50 types of wiet nowadays.
Tradesman is the best disguise 😂
Nice suit lad, you look like you're about to appear in Miami Vice!.
The "Guide Price" for a property at auction doesn’t carry much/any significance. Often, the guide price is set below the reserve price, meaning it’s impossible for the properties to sell at or even a bit above this figure. The guide price is primarily there to generate interest by attracting people with a low starting point.
they've kinda made that illegal here in Aus
Property in auctions ie guide prices are always valued lower at 20-30% less than local market value. And if it doesn't meet its reserve, there's the option of doing a deal with the owner afterwards.
@@NmpK24 Yes, but it's a bit odd how the guide price can be lower than the reserve.
@@jj-if6it It is not illegal in the UK.
@caparn100 well obviously London is in the UK...
Fabulous.
Brilliant!!!
😍🤩😍🤩😍 You are handsome! Hilarious as a sales manager! 😄
Yesss I love these
Imagine being a struggling single mother and you have to look through properties like that because its all you can afford... So sad that this is the state of the world
Imagine, replace that word with literally then you'd be on the money. And why a single mother though, there are single fathers out there. Not many but their out there.
why are they single? their own bad decisions
Lol the butthurt men in replies, I don't know why a woman guys just used it as an example. It's just a RUclips comment lmao
Can’t afford them, don’t have them.
Holy shit y'all are disgusting
Real wild house by Raúl Orellana.
Classic old skool Ibiza Balearic house tune.
Loved the disguise! There was an obvious lack of hair gel and coke, though!
😂😂😂
Cha - Cha...BRILLIANT
Those tents are being shifted up to county Durham by London borough councils.
Homeless people galore from London are being sent without warning 250 miles north.
No financial support from the boroughs that send them, just dumped into the roughest, most poverty stricken localities and immediately leaning on the already stretched services.
Who would've thought that Mister Turnip was also a terrific comic actor?
Crap. You look soooooo smart. JayKay? Did enjoy your mini camper citybug video.
Mate, that "Croydon" house was actually in Mitcham, four or five miles from Croydon. I bought my first ever flat in Mitcham. A brand new (first to move in) two bedroom flat, which back in 1993 cost me £47,950"! Four years later, I sold it for £45,000. Things were different back then! 😆
Oh thanks for that 👍 haha I dread to think what that flat is worth now 😂
@wanderingturnip I don't even want to think about how much it's worth now! 🤣
The only lease I would consider is one of the 999 year ones, there’s only me and my pets so a small flat is ideal for me, I wouldn’t know what to do with all the extra rooms as I don’t horde material possessions and it’s a lot more cleaning and maintenance. Essential housing stock should be for families, not individuals like myself. There’s not many freehold flats around here, although I would also avoid one with those ridiculous service and maintenance charges that come when you have a management company dealing with a block of flats. I’ve lived in a flat for 12 years, I know how much it cost to maintain and upkeep and it’s a tiny fraction of what those jokers charge you.
I rent in London. Hampstead Heath/Angel way - £2750 a month for a pretty basic 3 story 2 bed house that's had a pretty average and pretty cheap renovation. I couldn't afford to split the rent so we had to get a 3rd housemate. I pay 850 - moved here for creative pursuits but I'll be priced out soon.
So basically you are asking for sympathy because you cant afford to live In Hampstead. Good Luck.. Love to see what you think of Croydon, Barking & East London..🤣
You can be an estate agent with a hardhat if you've going to places like this!
Thankfully we don't have those buying property leases here in Australia. Ridiculous. We do pay crazy stamp duty though
Camden canal towpath full of tents.
My parents bought their London house around in the slightly rougher area, then of Crouch End for £4000! That’s not a typo. This was about 60 years ago, there’s no way I could afford to live in London anymore. Now I Telford.
The house prices in the N8 postcode are insane now
This is great. Maybe a new idea.