The Cheapest Houses for Sale in London in 2024

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @chriswelsh4397
    @chriswelsh4397 22 дня назад +378

    Turnip property sales and lettings 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zzhughesd
      @zzhughesd 22 дня назад +4

      Brilliant.

    • @fft2020
      @fft2020 22 дня назад +8

      hahahaha tcha tcha |

    • @mikerodent3164
      @mikerodent3164 22 дня назад +3

      VOCATION MISSED? It's not too late, it's never too late: you can do the energy, the chutzpah, the world-without-end cynicism. I say Go for it!

    • @SLOC1992
      @SLOC1992 22 дня назад +3

      the 1mil pound house got me LOL

    • @benjamin7114
      @benjamin7114 22 дня назад +5

      ''... no your rent is going up'' 😂

  • @TipperProject
    @TipperProject 22 дня назад +255

    Great to see local communities turning derelict houses into green spaces

    • @wanderingturnip
      @wanderingturnip  22 дня назад +11

      😂😂

    • @joannasliwa8147
      @joannasliwa8147 22 дня назад +11

      If you add parrots you can even transform this green space into a tropical greenhouse

    • @SLOC1992
      @SLOC1992 22 дня назад +5

      fuck me that video was insane lol

  • @dcoughla681
    @dcoughla681 21 день назад +65

    That London estate agent lingo:
    A compact bijou - pokey hole
    Does require a little tlc - it should be demolished
    Near transport links - the train runs past your window or the motorway runs through the house
    Centrally located - it’s a mile away and in zone 6
    It’s deceptively spacious - it has nothing in it
    A lively area - a crime ridden infested dump that makes the worst bit of Moss Side look like Knutsford
    We’ve had back to back viewings all week - not so much as a nibble in a year
    That’s the 2nd bedroom - it’s a cupboard
    Interesting views - faces an ugly tower block
    Stay lucky, mate!

    • @wanderingturnip
      @wanderingturnip  21 день назад +8

      😂😂 so good. I’m using some of these next time

  • @Mantakev
    @Mantakev 22 дня назад +49

    The estate agent disguise is brilliant.
    We need to see more of him 🤣
    Cha cha darling.

  • @Jefffdale
    @Jefffdale 21 день назад +52

    I’ve been watching since day 1, always great stuff, but this one in particular has some moments of pure comedy gold 😅

    • @wanderingturnip
      @wanderingturnip  21 день назад +4

      Thanks so much for watching all the vids I proper appreciate it 👍

  • @MargaretUK
    @MargaretUK 22 дня назад +79

    I don't know how to beat that disguise, especially the slightly too small suit, genius 🤣🤣

  • @gazbeast666
    @gazbeast666 22 дня назад +22

    Turnip property sales and lettings ..... Yes, I'm a real company, Yes, it does cost that much, I'm on a fantastic commission, I need to buy more XS suits. Class lad, keep em coming.

  • @paulguise698
    @paulguise698 20 дней назад +15

    Hiya David, I enjoyed this vlog, its bloody expensive for a run down house in London, for £300,000 you could buy the full Cul- De- Sac, where I live, this is Choppy

  • @johnners911
    @johnners911 22 дня назад +39

    Next disguise idea.... A Locations Manager for a new up and coming film production company. They are always out scouting around for "locations" to film in. That disguise could be a lot of fun too!

    • @zuagarna
      @zuagarna 22 дня назад +3

      Actually that’s a great idea

    • @gomperhooblet
      @gomperhooblet 15 дней назад

      Sounds like a good idea, but it will prompt a lot more questions than 'estate agent' haha, a more challenging masquerade

    • @IslayAnderson
      @IslayAnderson 12 дней назад

      that's just how turnip normally dresses lol 😂

  • @nikitiliakos497
    @nikitiliakos497 22 дня назад +20

    I liked seeing what 1.4 million would get you elsewhere. Great video as always!

  • @mjci3507
    @mjci3507 22 дня назад +35

    When I see these abandoned houses in your videos I can't help but wonder who lived there. Maybe many years ago someone was happy there, maybe a family, or flatmates. I wonder why they left or moved.
    Anyway, thanks for another amazing video.

    • @shreddedguy679
      @shreddedguy679 15 дней назад

      london too expensive so they left and nobody bought the house thats why

  • @TheChappers
    @TheChappers 22 дня назад +15

    Good to see you in the mighty Brentford! That house will go for £700k when refurbed!

  • @TamsinSimmons
    @TamsinSimmons 22 дня назад +21

    Estate agent from Norfolk and Holmes ged it! Lol.I'll get my coat!Fantastic video.

  • @natalieconroy1642
    @natalieconroy1642 22 дня назад +12

    Thanks, David, you are especially entertaining today, great video, I’ve enjoyed every second of it ❤️

  • @andriybelizky9318
    @andriybelizky9318 20 дней назад +13

    I absolutely adore this video. Turnip property sales and lettings - what a masterpiece. Huge like

  • @TimAches0113
    @TimAches0113 22 дня назад +16

    1.4 MILLION! That section cracked me up big time!!

  • @aspiring...
    @aspiring... 22 дня назад +40

    I love the estate agent disguise. You made me laugh.
    I don't see a future for me in London. Its all ridiculous.

    • @pfy2k
      @pfy2k 22 дня назад +2

      Health and safety are more of a problem in London!

  • @sizzlebird1
    @sizzlebird1 21 день назад +11

    Best episode imo so far.. especially enjoyed your more deeper thought about "success" at the end. Or what we perceive of as success. Loved it mate.

  • @dirkgently354
    @dirkgently354 21 день назад +11

    Loved the disguise! There was an obvious lack of hair gel and coke, though!

  • @dcallan812
    @dcallan812 22 дня назад +12

    Oh I lived in Finchley for many years, that was a long time ago. Without a kitchen or bathroom no mortgage company will give you anything against the property so it will be cash buyers only. Unbelievable the price they sold for, just bonkers. Great video 2x👍

    • @johniepatterson3746
      @johniepatterson3746 17 дней назад +1

      Greedy buy to let landlords will buy it pay fuck all in taxes..

  • @jayclarke6671
    @jayclarke6671 22 дня назад +109

    It's the land that makes these properties so valuable. Someone or entity that pays 500K will want to tear everything down and rebuild. Then resell it for 5 times what they originally paid. So much for the young couple just starting out and wanting to start a family. 🤷

    • @JoyNova
      @JoyNova 22 дня назад +10

      Was thinking the same. I had a feeling no regular buyer would go for a property in that condition, you’d need a ton of cash to fix it up. Most likely, someone with deep pockets will buy it, tear it down, and build something new. That's why they leave it in that state, some rich person will look past that and just see land.

    • @fft2020
      @fft2020 22 дня назад

      yeah but where are this buyers coming from ? who can save 2.5 million pounds to buy a house ? WHO ? Thiefs? Corrupt government agents ? WHO ?

    • @ToxCcc
      @ToxCcc 22 дня назад +2

      Doesn’t look like much land given the caravan on the side is not part of the houses land. Planning permission would not like the house torn down and started again and they would want the house looking exactly the same with the same brickwork as next door. So it probably makes more sense just going back to brick.

    • @reanukeeves2k77
      @reanukeeves2k77 21 день назад +1

      A young couple starting out wouldn’t want to take on a project of that scale anyway. It’s a good thing really that you have professionals with the time, money and expertise to bring these properties back onto the market.

    • @jayclarke6671
      @jayclarke6671 21 день назад

      @reanukeeves2k77 for who, millionaires? Most young couples aren't millionaires you idiot. That was my point!

  • @ThatBulgarian
    @ThatBulgarian 21 день назад +19

    I would really like a video talking with the buyers of these properties to find out how they justify paying the high prices

    • @RAK37
      @RAK37 9 дней назад

      Doesn't Dion Dublin do that program?

    • @J1ngleM4
      @J1ngleM4 7 дней назад +2

      That's obvious - these are dirt cheap prices for the relevant locations and sizes - they've got enough money to do them up and sell them for a profit.

  • @digidol52
    @digidol52 22 дня назад +90

    That HW logo next to "over 60" is for a company called Homewise. They help you buy the house at a discount up to a third off but when you die they get the entire property. I'd say this was quite a scam, although it's legal.

    • @user-s1o3nr532
      @user-s1o3nr532 22 дня назад +10

      I'm amazed anyone would take a deal like that. Crazy.

    • @J.A.Madventures
      @J.A.Madventures 22 дня назад +7

      My uncle who recently died did a similar scheme where , whoever it was, gave him so many thousands back once he signed the house over to them. He was allowed to live in it until he died. He died aged 91 and they own the house to sell on now.

    • @user-s1o3nr532
      @user-s1o3nr532 22 дня назад +5

      @@J.A.Madventures If you don't mind me asking, how do you feel about that and did it work for him do think? From a cold financial perspective, these schemes take assets (that with always perform better than currency) from ordinary people and put them into the hands of big landowners. But of course that's only one take on it.

    • @J.A.Madventures
      @J.A.Madventures 22 дня назад

      @@user-s1o3nr532 well he did enjoy his last years travelling etc and he had no children to leave the house to etc, and personally I’d encourage my own Mum to do it and enjoy herself, over struggling just to leave it to me! So I guess that’s why it works for the poorer and makes the rich richer.

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 22 дня назад +17

      1/3 off a house and you own nothing to pass on. theres no reframing that, its a scam. Anyone who uses that either has no family left to pass anything on to or is senile and being tricked into it.

  • @Dinger154
    @Dinger154 22 дня назад +121

    I live in north London and have lived in this house for 42 years. I paid £48,000 for it. Zoopla now reckon it's worth £800,000. It's not for sale. I'll be carried out of here in a cheap pine box. I'm leaving it to an animal charity. Honneur et Fidelite.

    • @fft2020
      @fft2020 22 дня назад +33

      unfortunatly many of your countryman look at that 800.000, sell the house and move to MY country, Portugal and come inflate the prices here, they can get a similar house here for half and then burn the rest of the money in cruises and golf

    • @280SE
      @280SE 22 дня назад +3

      @@fft2020and where would your country be without tourism? You’d be a Peasant farmer

    • @fft2020
      @fft2020 22 дня назад +58

      @@280SE a peasant farmer with a house

    • @joesmith8701
      @joesmith8701 21 день назад +4

      @@280SE ive never been to poutugal been to galica but not poutgal its not the torest that is the problem its the air b and b thats the problem just like in london with the forghen investers buying up the houses and not using them imgration is a prolem in the uk and for propty but its only part of it

    • @samn6498
      @samn6498 21 день назад +5

      ​@@fft2020i love you for that response ❤

  • @AliWade1971
    @AliWade1971 20 дней назад +4

    Literally crying 😂. The too-small suit is genius ❤

  • @LastofAvari
    @LastofAvari 22 дня назад +17

    00:00 The Cheapest Houses For Sale In London In 2024
    00:39 The Ultimate Disguise™
    01:44 #1 - 20 Manor Cottages Approach, Finchley - £300,000 / Sold for £503,000
    06:47 The Highest House Price
    07:49 #2 - 28 Einfield Walk, Brentford - £250,000 / Sold for £347,000
    12:20 A Brilliant Estate Agent
    13:37 A few mentions: £275,000 / £850,000 / £577,000
    16:08 #3 - 31 Chetwynd Road, Darthmouth Park - £1,000,000 / Sold for £1,396,000
    20:52 Summary, Another Successfull Disguise™

  • @DrasticEvasion
    @DrasticEvasion 17 дней назад +2

    I enjoyed and appreciate you spoke no words for sponsorship ad! Yes please. No words necessary for a fantastic ad. If only everyone else was so creative in their ad section!! 👏

  • @tobyjackman3212
    @tobyjackman3212 21 день назад +9

    Another classic.
    Cool Citroen DS at 7 41 too!

    • @rich_edwards79
      @rich_edwards79 16 дней назад +3

      Antique cars are becoming very popular in London because anything over 40 years old is exempt from ULEZ (as well as tax and MOT). It's massively inflated the values of older vehicles nationwide.

  • @LoKe1
    @LoKe1 22 дня назад +13

    God I loved the estate agent character!! 😂😍 Class! “Cha cha” 😂 You defo need to bring out this dude more often 🤣🤣 Cha cha!!

    • @absta100
      @absta100 21 день назад

      😂😂😂

    • @CBCJG
      @CBCJG 16 дней назад

      -

  • @simonbeasley989
    @simonbeasley989 22 дня назад +4

    Brilliant, I laughed out loud at the estate agent acting, and that Bluetooth headset!

  • @markvogel5872
    @markvogel5872 22 дня назад +10

    Can't wait to see what it'll be like this time!
    Wow...my house after all work was like $205k. Scary how expensive cities are. Live in the country in a nice small town.

  • @rich_edwards79
    @rich_edwards79 16 дней назад +7

    London is absolutely fking dystopian. The question for me is not so much how anyone affords to live there but why they would even want to. The only positive i can see, as a disabled non-driver, is that the public transport is pretty good, unlike in the rest of the UK where it's been deliberately run into the ground in order to force people to drive everywhere. All the same, if i had £1.4m burning a hole in my pocket i'd be spending it on something grand or quirky on the east coast, not a mouldy mid-terrace with a spectacular view of parked cars and wheelie bins.

  • @robertburgess3767
    @robertburgess3767 22 дня назад +20

    Cha cha 😂😂😂😂 david you are wasted!!..love it! 🎉

  • @joewoodvine
    @joewoodvine 19 дней назад +6

    12:26 Alan Partridge vibes. Brilliant. Too funny 😂

  • @AcornElectron
    @AcornElectron 20 дней назад +4

    1:33 shoes not long and pointy enough 😂 you MUST know what I’m talking about here 😂

  • @neilrushton7169
    @neilrushton7169 22 дня назад +19

    That Grow House was absolutely bonkers. Imagine living next door!

    • @Fabermorrow
      @Fabermorrow 22 дня назад +3

      I feel like I have lived next door to houses like that haha

    • @J.A.Madventures
      @J.A.Madventures 22 дня назад +2

      @@FabermorrowI think I am living next door to two of them

    • @Fabermorrow
      @Fabermorrow 22 дня назад +4

      @@J.A.Madventures damn sorry to hear.. I think I am living by one and potentially a meth lab too.. looks like it blew up recently all the windows are black and burnt.. super disturbing I called the police multiple times only because I am genuinely worried for my health.. I don't believe in people going to jail for growing weed but when it gets to the next step up with meth ruining our community i feel different.. this is in new Zealand by the way! Huge meth problem down here..

    • @J.A.Madventures
      @J.A.Madventures 22 дня назад +5

      @@Fabermorrow wow, absolute nightmare of a situation 🤯, I’m in a town not far from Wandering Turnip (David) and both houses next to mine are drug dealers and drug takers! Unless the police can make money out of a situation, they’re not really interested, it’s not worth it for them, especially as there’s so much of it going on! Hope the situation changes for the better for us all soo sad poss! X x x

    • @piddlydiddly
      @piddlydiddly 22 дня назад +7

      I had one, could smell it a few times a week but the most annoying part was so many people turning up and knocking all ours day and night.

  • @veefour57
    @veefour57 20 дней назад +12

    Crazy to think I bought my first property in Barking in 2004, a two bedroom ground floor flat. Ex-Council place and I paid the princely sum of £19,300 for it!

    • @danielcunningham6727
      @danielcunningham6727 20 дней назад +1

      Damnn thats crazy couldn't even imagine what it'd be worth in todays market

    • @veefour57
      @veefour57 19 дней назад

      @@danielcunningham6727 There's a similar property up on Rightmove in the adjacent block to the one I bought, offers above £250,000!

    • @johniepatterson3746
      @johniepatterson3746 17 дней назад

      Then you sold it on council housing should never have been sold off all because of Globalist GREED. Thatcher.

    • @blackthornhealing
      @blackthornhealing 17 дней назад +1

      My parents bought a 3 bedroom in Tolworth, South West London for £4000 in the late 60's

    • @johniepatterson3746
      @johniepatterson3746 17 дней назад +1

      @blackthornhealing Yes! My parents bought a 6 bedroom house in Tufnell Park North London in 1964 for 5 thousand but it needed lots off work. It was a huge Irish area when my father passed away it was sold for 1,4 million we then bought 4 flats in Enfield Town..

  • @kirkwsmith5750
    @kirkwsmith5750 22 дня назад +2

    Enjoy your reporting style, pure entertainment value.

  • @jankarel6454
    @jankarel6454 22 дня назад +21

    It's not just all the work and money it would take to make these livable, it's the diseases you risk by even standing in them. Imagine being the person living next door to these disasters.

  • @zzhughesd
    @zzhughesd 22 дня назад +8

    Solid Vid Turnip. Keep turning them out. This one shocked me the state the digs the prices

  • @RamblesBrambles
    @RamblesBrambles 20 дней назад +2

    Hilarious 😅..This character is spot on..Hope to see more From Turnip property and lettings estate agent

  • @HFC786
    @HFC786 22 дня назад +14

    Please consider doing a video similar to the chicken tikka masala video on Chinatown in the uk and the Chinese food scene in the uk

  • @1paris1942
    @1paris1942 22 дня назад +3

    Absolutely fantastic mate!

  • @bujler
    @bujler 22 дня назад +20

    You look like the Gary Oldman character from Leon.

    • @neuzethmusic131
      @neuzethmusic131 22 дня назад +1

      Gary Oldman or Gary Numan? 😝

    • @zuagarna
      @zuagarna 22 дня назад +2

      Exceptional character and a great actor

    • @bujler
      @bujler 21 день назад

      @@neuzethmusic131 EVERYONE!!!!!!

    • @bujler
      @bujler 21 день назад

      @@neuzethmusic131 EVERYONE!!!!

  • @glurfikus5544
    @glurfikus5544 22 дня назад +3

    brilliant disguise and a great video.

  • @PatSen
    @PatSen 19 дней назад +1

    Brilliant episode, this. I chuckled mightily and quite forgot that our favourite itinerant vegetable is not really an estate agent. 😄

  • @Czechbound
    @Czechbound 21 день назад +2

    *That was great !* .. Imagine being one of the neighbours of that grow house ... oh dear. Every estate agent will have a list of local developers who have asked to be given first look at any do'er-up'er houses in the area. And they all passed. Good luck to whoever bought one of those houses you showed us. And regarding the comparison to other cheaper cities, I worked with an expat in Dublin who came from the UK. In the Celtic Tiger boom times he last 18 months and left, telling me "I'm an executive, and I make a good expat salary. But I can't meet my lifestyle expectations in Dublin as the house prices are just ridiculously high". 3 years later, the housing bubble burst and Dublin house prices fell by 58* over 4 years. They are only now, 20 years later, _just_ matching the peak reached in February 2005 ...

  • @rebeccarowlandson7126
    @rebeccarowlandson7126 22 дня назад +16

    Crazy prices that million pound house would be 180,000 up in Blackpool max.

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 22 дня назад +3

      Realestate vultures.. Most of the time its meant for rich foreigners..

    • @danielcunningham6727
      @danielcunningham6727 20 дней назад +1

      And honestly living in Blackpool is probably equally as bad as living in london although you're probably more likely to get a sharp instrument inserted into you in london if you know what i mean...

    • @rebeccarowlandson7126
      @rebeccarowlandson7126 19 дней назад +1

      @@danielcunningham6727 I moved up to Blackpool from Kent 7 years ago I have never had any problems up here and I have found people much kinder and talk to each other. Not like on the tube in London where you would get strange looks. And everything is cheaper from utility bills, housing costs. Plumber, roofers. And neighbours helping each other out. I am happier up here than down in Kent.

  • @raymondhayes7673
    @raymondhayes7673 20 дней назад +5

    Think the trousers could have been a bit tighter...🤔, and the shoes a bit more pointed....🤔, but otherwise fantastic episode 😂👌.

  • @Lady_Ima2
    @Lady_Ima2 15 дней назад +2

    Enjoyed watching this! Sadly hilarious :) They should bring the £1 house concept to London, pay the renovation costs only. Never going to happen, it's all a big bubble !

  • @tbjdiamonddog
    @tbjdiamonddog 21 день назад +3

    Absolutely fascinating Mr Turnip 👍 suits you

  • @lesallison9047
    @lesallison9047 21 день назад +1

    Brilliant, thank you. 😊
    Very entertaining, and educational!
    Please come back soon. ✌️💚 🇬🇧
    🤣😂🤣😂

  • @crumblebee6728
    @crumblebee6728 21 день назад +3

    I rent in London. Hampstead Heath/Angel way - £2750 a month for a pretty basic 3 story 2 bed house that's had a pretty average and pretty cheap renovation. I couldn't afford to split the rent so we had to get a 3rd housemate. I pay 850 - initially moved to London for creative pursuits in 2010 but I'll be priced out soon.

    • @robh8814
      @robh8814 21 день назад +2

      So basically you are asking for sympathy because you cant afford to live In Hampstead. Good Luck.. Love to see what you think of Croydon, Barking & East London..🤣

    • @crumblebee6728
      @crumblebee6728 20 дней назад +2

      @@robh8814 lol sympathy? Nope! He asked what we pay to rent in London and I was just saying what it costs me. I moved here when I was earning quite a lot more and was paying 1200 a month, but my situation changed and now we split the rent 3 ways.
      I lived for ten years in a warehouse conversion that we built ourselves - lived mainly in Seven Sisters, Manor House and Hackney and rent was around 500-600.

  • @johntate131
    @johntate131 22 дня назад +3

    You funny af 😂. Great video!

  • @katbell1955
    @katbell1955 20 дней назад +1

    'Bloody hell that was one of the worst, if not-no actually I've seen worse than that'😂 You always make us laugh Mr Turnip😂 😂

  • @Fabermorrow
    @Fabermorrow 22 дня назад +3

    I really loved london when i visited for the first time from new zealand. I would absolutely love to live their and would work a proper job and be a good chap in the community but there is literally no reality in where i would be able to afford doing so and to have a somewhat normal existence with the income and money i have.

  • @Eurobazz
    @Eurobazz 22 дня назад +11

    You should be on 'Homes under the Hammer' David.

  • @brucemackinnon-k3x
    @brucemackinnon-k3x 20 дней назад +3

    Finchley was an area where hay for London's horses was grown.

  • @MATTY110981
    @MATTY110981 22 дня назад +1

    Great video.
    I currently reside in Brentford but in the process of moving out of London. For the most part I do enjoy the area but I will be moving closer to family.

  • @BRaff-hl4ip
    @BRaff-hl4ip 7 дней назад

    Soooo entertaining. Humour in a craaazy world .

  • @jj-if6it
    @jj-if6it 21 день назад +1

    I love that English expression, instead of saying something is for sale for x amount you say "It's on for..."

  • @aligriffiths9096
    @aligriffiths9096 22 дня назад +1

    Hahaha!!! That was really fun, loved it, more as Turnip Estates please 😅😂😂

  • @ramiz1116
    @ramiz1116 22 дня назад +2

    Loved the video,next video disguise as a pensioner with red overall 😊

  • @beltingtokra
    @beltingtokra 22 дня назад +2

    Wow i can smell the first house from here in the North 😮

  • @hazelduerdoth4333
    @hazelduerdoth4333 22 дня назад +20

    I kept my horses at a yard in Surrey where one of Surrey’s biggest drug raids took place in the house on the land , we had to use this house’s driveway every day and we never ever knew what was happening in side , apparently the doors were rigged to explode If anyone tried opening them 🤣🤣, when the raid was over there was around 1,000 plastic gardening tubs left behind and I asked the police if I could take some so I took a car full and sold them 🤣🤣

  • @piershunday
    @piershunday 20 дней назад +1

    Excellent as always! Would love an international version- Hong Kong, Singapore, New York etc

  • @chriselyr2484
    @chriselyr2484 15 дней назад +1

    I like your "Jay from RLM" disguise

  • @dozypawz
    @dozypawz 22 дня назад +6

    Yesss part 2!!

  • @Frazman72
    @Frazman72 22 дня назад +4

    My lovely little 2 bedroom flat in Glasgow is worth £110,000 right now. Transport it to London and It would be sold for a million easily! Insane!!

    • @johniepatterson3746
      @johniepatterson3746 17 дней назад +1

      @@Frazman72 OR EDINBURGH is up and coming.

    • @rich_edwards79
      @rich_edwards79 16 дней назад +1

      Same with my 4-storey terrace in Leeds. London is absolutely bonkers and apparently, utterly broken. For those of us in Northern England and most of Scotland, it may as well be another planet.

  • @MrCtsSteve
    @MrCtsSteve 22 дня назад +21

    How the hell do people afford to live in London ??

    • @akatheking82
      @akatheking82 21 день назад +7

      Trustafaries, bank of mum and dad, international jetset, househaring, roomsharing, bedsharing, bunkbeds. Much cheaper in the 90s (and prior to that) people inheriting their parents house. Investment bankers and other high paying jobs. People commuting for hours.

    • @ArtJourneyUK
      @ArtJourneyUK 21 день назад +2

      Starting work at 14, saved £5k deposit by 18, bought a rundown fix-a-upper at 16% interest rate, sold it for no profit but used that as deposit on better house, worked long hours in the City for the remaining 24 years to pay off mortgage.

    • @barbarajones9385
      @barbarajones9385 17 дней назад

      @artjourney
      What year did you buy your first house?

    • @sayithowitis7530
      @sayithowitis7530 11 дней назад

      London is a lifestyle. It's not all dystopia and doom and gloom. I moved here after getting married. Definitely helps to have two people manage overheads. Husband and I have to work incredibly hard and it's high pressure for sure. But London is an amazing place and certainly a city I hope to enjoy for many years to come. However, I'm sure we'd begrudgingly have to leave when buying. I'm Northern, and there's just no way I can justify a home purchase in London. We got quite blessed with our rental. A beautiful clean home, and an amazing landlord. Maybe we'll get equally blessed when wanting to buy, so we can stay here. Who knows. But London is beautiful. Not for the faint hearted. That's for sure 😂

  • @jodyelkins7369
    @jodyelkins7369 22 дня назад +2

    does this feel like watching homes umder the hammer love watching you xxx

  • @skyll4141
    @skyll4141 22 дня назад +5

    you don't get much for your money in London. looking dapper by the way.

  • @MrMystri
    @MrMystri 21 день назад

    That was brilliant lol. Loved the "chao chao" 🤣🤣🤣 👌🏾💯

  • @absta100
    @absta100 21 день назад +3

    Bloody brilliant cha cha darling nicely done but on a serious note unless you are a millionaire forget London changed immensely since the 90s too obviously just depressing tbh unless you’re loaded

  • @jayneshorter5418
    @jayneshorter5418 18 дней назад +1

    Hi I can’t believe the state and prices of the London house s way to exspencive 😊

  • @ksweet696
    @ksweet696 22 дня назад +2

    Love your agent impression. 😂

  • @madma11
    @madma11 22 дня назад +1

    Excellent mate. I love it!!!

  • @felicityscarth3153
    @felicityscarth3153 21 день назад

    Excellent video as always, thank you!…….AND comedy too!

  • @donettashaul
    @donettashaul 21 день назад +2

    Great video, im from yorkshire and my idea of a million pound house is the same as yours haha. Turnip property, sales and lettings had me 🤣

  • @justinefleming7756
    @justinefleming7756 22 дня назад +1

    Oh I love you,so truthful and entertaining.Goooooo turnip.

  • @erickenyon4457
    @erickenyon4457 21 день назад +1

    Another great video, Live in London!!! why…..get back up north as quickly as possible 😂

  • @v52gc
    @v52gc 11 дней назад +1

    07:54, Brentford was always quite affordable up until recently - it was lower than Ealing, Richmond, Chiswick around it…

  • @mlann2333
    @mlann2333 22 дня назад +1

    Best video yet, two thumbs up if i could

  • @TheCbins
    @TheCbins 21 день назад +1

    your disguise is effing hilarious 🤣

  • @caparn100
    @caparn100 21 день назад +4

    The "Guide Price" for a property at auction doesn’t carry much/any significance. Often, the guide price is set below the reserve price, meaning it’s impossible for the properties to sell at or even a bit above this figure. The guide price is primarily there to generate interest by attracting people with a low starting point.

    • @jj-if6it
      @jj-if6it 21 день назад

      they've kinda made that illegal here in Aus

    • @NmpK24
      @NmpK24 21 день назад +1

      Property in auctions ie guide prices are always valued lower at 20-30% less than local market value. And if it doesn't meet its reserve, there's the option of doing a deal with the owner afterwards.

    • @caparn100
      @caparn100 21 день назад

      @@NmpK24 Yes, but it's a bit odd how the guide price can be lower than the reserve.

    • @caparn100
      @caparn100 21 день назад

      @@jj-if6it It is not illegal in the UK.

    • @jj-if6it
      @jj-if6it 21 день назад

      @caparn100 well obviously London is in the UK...

  • @jj-if6it
    @jj-if6it 21 день назад +2

    It's fun to rent in London and live there for a while (well I did 15 years ago) but I wouldn't be buying there when your money goes so much further in nice places

  • @mattjohnson6357
    @mattjohnson6357 21 день назад

    This Content Is The Very Best, My Favourite, Thank You Boss

  • @KingKai133
    @KingKai133 7 дней назад

    That last house is absolutely beautiful

  • @scottneil1187
    @scottneil1187 21 день назад +1

    Nice suit lad, you look like you're about to appear in Miami Vice!.

  • @traceywoodall6937
    @traceywoodall6937 22 дня назад +1

    David those houses have done something to your brain 😂😂😂. Very funny though and absolutely mad what they ask for the properties. Thanks for the tour lol
    P.S. just come across a news article in the Metro dated 2 November. A whole street in Gloucester up for sale for £1.6million … gotta keep tenants but a bargain 👍

  • @MarkWagner33
    @MarkWagner33 7 дней назад

    I bought my North London house for 70K. It used to be a garage but it's lovely and even has a garden. I was clever and had to think outside the box. Obviously it wasn't on 'the market' but nonetheless it was a cute and functional house in London for 70K.

  • @bazmac5078
    @bazmac5078 22 дня назад +1

    Real wild house by Raúl Orellana.
    Classic old skool Ibiza Balearic house tune.

  • @j.dejong1229
    @j.dejong1229 22 дня назад +1

    😍🤩😍🤩😍 You are handsome! Hilarious as a sales manager! 😄

  • @MartinBrez
    @MartinBrez 21 день назад +1

    Tradesman is the best disguise 😂

  • @goinblinddoggone
    @goinblinddoggone 21 день назад +2

    Those tents are being shifted up to county Durham by London borough councils.
    Homeless people galore from London are being sent without warning 250 miles north.
    No financial support from the boroughs that send them, just dumped into the roughest, most poverty stricken localities and immediately leaning on the already stretched services.

  • @le_th_
    @le_th_ 22 дня назад +5

    Hilarious! The just-a-bit-too-small suit had me laughing so hard I snorted (never do I snort! lol). When I clicked on this video, I did not expect a comedy routine before the tour. However, when the roof caved in near you, it quickly because a lot less funny.

  • @Akstergrind
    @Akstergrind 2 дня назад

    Ooh, I used to live in Chiswick, mate! Really nice part of London, but not sure how nice it'll be these days! I was there from about '91 until '96 when I came back up north. Didn't realise there was a uni there!

  • @cgm4379
    @cgm4379 18 дней назад +1

    I remember seeing a property near Clapham Junction with no roof going for half a million 😂

  • @primaryperception1
    @primaryperception1 19 дней назад

    Bloody brilliant! Best channel on YT by a mile!

  • @WifeMamaArtist
    @WifeMamaArtist 2 дня назад

    I remember viewing a house on that street in Finchley about 20 years ago!! The road was such a dump even then!