In order to beat Asian mode you must unlock Stevens Dad as a playable character. That way you can walk 20 mile up hill both ways through fire while fighting lions and T-rex with nunchucks on one foot 26hrs a day
Charater unlocked Grandma Skills: walked to the school from 60 miles away when she was young. She fought a lion in the way to school and she walked pass through the amazon rainforest without any Water or food and she finally reached the school after she fought a tiger in the sahara desert.
now when you need to go school in the pandemic : mission objective (survive) Long ago When your mom see her old friend : mission objective (escape and survive)
"I will send you to Jesus!" Being said in an Asian accent is gold. It just made me think of shadow warrior and how comically over the top it is. Love your work man!
When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now" The Book of Truth
I'm not sure how well tested or consistent it is but right when you start playing the leaf that kills you can be jumped off of and wall kicked, which gives you enough speed to completely skip the "Aunty" boss fight, which can relatively save around 40-50 seconds in a speedrun
And in the time it took you to type that, some kid in china managed to beat the game in 22.6 seconds. His parents sent him to bed without dinner for this.
After that, is to get through the Supermarket stage where you eventually face your grandma as the boss fight. First you have to avoid talking by moving 3 steps back so she moves closer. Then, you gotta block so when she tries explaining what she was there for you don't take damage. Afterwards, you gotta run out of the store by navigating between the Confectionary aisle and Bread aisle and tire her out until she gives up. Repeat the above step at least 18 times cuz we all know our grandma's have near infinite stamina.
@@yeet4yeet706 You did? I assume you got past Grandma and had to go against the 2 sister combo of older sisters and avoid their tricks? Keep in mind every trick can and will kill you since your doing Asian difficulty. To avoid it, all you need to do is block, block and jump at the moment when in between the 0.02 seconds in frame transition when the screen darkens after finishing the Supermarket stage.
@C00kieM4N_Is_Everywhere he's making a joke on how Steven's accent makes it sound like he's saying "I have to blow up the sun"🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
To be fair, game devs adding a difficulty mode named specifically after the people who complained about it being "too easy" sounds like one heck of a power move.
1:07 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 1:30 SOCIAL ANXIETY 1:32 THOUGHT TO HARD1:33 DISAPOINTMENT1:34 FORGOT TO BREATH1:35 BREATHED TO MUCH1:36 `FOOD TO DRY1:41 SEAT TO SOFT1:47 cat 1:53 I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS 2:32 FALUIRE this took me a lot of time to make so yea (Edit 1 how to go on the time line Tap or click on the blue highlight with the start number 1 or 2)
“Social anxiety” Don’t worry, It took me 10 years to pass that boss. However, I still have a bit of trouble to this day with it. However, it gives the game better replayability
I play Dark Souls, Bloodborne, I even finished Sekiro (*flex*) but voluntarily dealing with my social anxiety? No thanks, I'm not a frickin' masochist up in here...
*911: whats your emergency Me: My friend play real life on asian diffiiculty And he Breathed to much 911: Alright But hes just trash so we wont help you
@@chocolatelover9121 911: Sir your aware this is The purchasing order of. rule 34 premium? (probably cant spell but idc) Them: *Dies of knowing that theres porn of him* (if it.is a lil extreme ehh sure xD
From the look of Steven ragdolling 343295786 times he has a broken back, hand, butt, skull, nose, arms, fingers, legs, neck and the list goes on but most importantly "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!"
"I will send you to Jesus!" Dude, I knew a dad like him. 4 kids, all terrified. That slipper was airborne death. Steve, your videos are amazing, hilarious and wrong on so many levels. Please, keep up the great material.
never did he know how popular “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” would be on media. I applaud to you Edit: MAMA IM FAMOUS WTFF finna throw this chancla 🩴at some of you for the replies
Everyone was talking about how steven will send steven to jesus while I'm over here laughing over the cat that is probably thinking “wtf is wrong with my owner”
Congratulations on 13 million subscribers Steven!! Please keep dealing us all emotional damage, whichever direction you take your comedy (Asian parent videos, commentary videos but in skit format, etc).
I give you points for even having the balls to do a video like this. Ragdolling so much outside where everyone can see you, and even your cat judged you. XD Dude, you are really good at watch you do. Please keep up the good work.
I'm 44 when I grew up everything was very normal and we did the stuff all the time. I grew up in New York we used to tell each other racist jokes and laughs together I feel bad for what every generation after me is missing out on and all the freedom that is being taken away from you.
1:07 "Emotional Damage" Your pronunciation and expression will always be remembered until we are old, and tell the children of our future generation , how legendary these words are. hhe
Dang, what kind of realistic game is that? Your comment suddenly triggered my old memory of me going scouting with all of my friends and teachers. I literally almost fainted because of a campfire
I noticed the controller turned off, clearly Steven's Dad's energy is so powerful that the controller doesn't even need to be turned on or even have batteries to be usable.
I can't believe that Steven's dad actually asked for cheats. I MEAN IT'S STEVEN'S DAD! That guy would slap Steven to Jesus ten times over if he used a calculator to solve his maths homework...
@@StevenHe How do you bear that? I could die from social anxiety before turning on my camera. 🤣 🤣 🤣 I don't even use the mirror because there is a guy in it staring at me. 🤣
Asian Difficulty should have like, "If you didn't clear this stage with perfect score, your memory data will be erased and you must play the game from the beginning." Ultra Hard Difficulty where enemies could insta-kill you should've been called Brazil Difficulty.
@@m1a2abrams50 Detroit mode is when you jump you basically die because of fall damage, and eating instantly kills you and enemies can 1 shot you no cap But Australian mode, ANYTHING CAN KILL YOU
@@ghostoutcry weak...... any emotional damage yet? tbh im even worse than you if i get called a kid or that ive gone fat or dumb i get sent to the after life
the “hit by leaf” is actually me. I uhh.. i have a weird sense of touch. When something touches me i immediately get shocked and run away if i don’t know what touched me yet
Personal "Get Touched" reaction option: 1) Hold still and calm to see what touched me (45%) 2) Immediate react of scared or scream (35%) 3) Immediate react by avoiding before getting touched (18%) 3) Counterattack (2%) The moment I like "sense" I'm going to get touched, these are always the reactions I would have.
"Ok, this new game mode will be a breeze" *Comically dies to a soft seat* I never realized I could laugh so hard at something so simple as of a death screen.
emotional damage 😂😂😂
Thanks for all the love!! 🇮🇳
LOL
Now that's a lot of damage.
Erf
EmoHshanul dahmaj?
1:05
Happens all the time when you step on a branch and die😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In order to beat Asian mode you must unlock Stevens Dad as a playable character. That way you can walk 20 mile up hill both ways through fire while fighting lions and T-rex with nunchucks on one foot 26hrs a day
Imagine Asian dad as a playable character. He’d be way too op
@@StevenHe more like Asian mom
@@StevenHe is that a challenge?
@Keegs WL While one of your foots starts a business, when he was 9 while being 25.
@@xenotrixx Better than the sword weilders
1:07 *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!*
Here's your timestamp y'all for those seeking the meme. Steven is really funny since I started following him last year!
We get it, you were watching him before the meme came out. So was I.
1:53 *I will send you to Jesus*
he was at 1 million just a few days ago and now because of the viral meme he has reached over 3 million so quickly!!
Nah it's rude to just came for that I watched whole video
We get it u subbed since last year. Us too ma guy
1:07 there's what you come for
EMOTINAL DEMEG
HE SAID THE THING!!!
I came for this 1:53
NAH I AM HERE FOR THE ILL SEND YOU TO JESUS AND THE EMOTINAL DAMGE
@@lucasveloso-27111Bro💀
Charater unlocked
Grandma
Skills: walked to the school from 60 miles away when she was young. She fought a lion in the way to school and she walked pass through the amazon rainforest without any Water or food and she finally reached the school after she fought a tiger in the sahara desert.
hahahahha
I swear all my older relatives are all exactly like this, trying to up each others stories of "back in the days". lol
*uphill both ways.
Welp. My sister now can say "i go to school during global pandemic and survive"
now
when you need to go school in the pandemic : mission objective (survive)
Long ago
When your mom see her old friend : mission objective (escape and survive)
The camera that pans to him again not gonna lie wasn’t expecting that editing to look that good solid job
I was wondering if that was his dad for second
lol right. As an editor, i replayed that transition several times like "hold up, that was smooth".
its high rsmb or dissolve shake i think to connect both shots
Timestamp?
@younis noor good editor
"I will send you to Jesus!" Being said in an Asian accent is gold. It just made me think of shadow warrior and how comically over the top it is. Love your work man!
Iza Chinese accent but who tf cares when their not Asian
Sounds like somebody who kill you with emotinal damage
@@killional6424 I'm Asian and I don't fucking care how others refer to accents. Stop being so overly sensitive and taking offense on behalf of others.
I've been quoting it every day.
Me when I find strong players: aghh
1:45 game: *died to cuteness*
cat was like ''What the hell''
"You dont wanna beat it properly?"
"I will send you to jesus"
That was the best answer
Or you can make more broadly as "I will send you to god"
"I will make Jesus scream at you for losing 5 rice grains"
@@pangshwufen1668 cursed
I will send you to an Asian.
And the Asian will send you to Jesus.
@@DunnoFake And then Jesus will send you to God.
And then God will yell at you for losing 5 rice grains.
I’m surprised that “Run out of rice” or “Ate Panda Express” weren’t things that killed him
Lol
Ok
part two?
same bro same, i hope if he ever makes a sequel he puts it in
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
"The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
The Book of Truth
I'm not sure how well tested or consistent it is but right when you start playing the leaf that kills you can be jumped off of and wall kicked, which gives you enough speed to completely skip the "Aunty" boss fight, which can relatively save around 40-50 seconds in a speedrun
And in the time it took you to type that, some kid in china managed to beat the game in 22.6 seconds. His parents sent him to bed without dinner for this.
@@timbrwolf1121 holy cannoli
After that, is to get through the Supermarket stage where you eventually face your grandma as the boss fight. First you have to avoid talking by moving 3 steps back so she moves closer. Then, you gotta block so when she tries explaining what she was there for you don't take damage. Afterwards, you gotta run out of the store by navigating between the Confectionary aisle and Bread aisle and tire her out until she gives up. Repeat the above step at least 18 times cuz we all know our grandma's have near infinite stamina.
Yes i did a speed run with dis
@@yeet4yeet706 You did? I assume you got past Grandma and had to go against the 2 sister combo of older sisters and avoid their tricks? Keep in mind every trick can and will kill you since your doing Asian difficulty. To avoid it, all you need to do is block, block and jump at the moment when in between the 0.02 seconds in frame transition when the screen darkens after finishing the Supermarket stage.
1:08 And thus, a meme was born
Yup
Thus 😂
Game: *HIT BY LEAF*
Him: hit by a leaf? Was it poisonous?
Game: No. Just Regular Leaf
BRO IM DEAD- 💀
Bruh momento
Were you hit by a leaf?
@@trashcaster Nissan Leaf....maybe...
"laughed too hard"
Is ‘Asian’ On?
Aunty: you’re too weak
Steve: I’m in the family
Aunty: *dies from disappointment*
See? Asian mode so easy we finish in 3 second
Should’ve have gone for the family tree
Copying CalebCity... kinda wierd...
ruclips.net/video/jpFqzpTiBTI/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/EjrTAZsx8-E/видео.html
@@firstnamelastname8790 idk who he is but if I did then... idk what u want me to do
1£ likes
"I will send you to Jesus" then points a slipper, a very asian move
And latin american
No its 100% greek.
Or Hispanic
Mexican American
And many many more
at this point im pretty sure this is just a every where mom thing xD
If your parent said that and your asian run for your life
0:55 "I have to blow up the sun" hu-
he said “block” 🤦🤦
@C00kieM4N_Is_Everywhere he's making a joke on how Steven's accent makes it sound like he's saying "I have to blow up the sun"🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
To be fair, game devs adding a difficulty mode named specifically after the people who complained about it being "too easy" sounds like one heck of a power move.
Reminds me of the opposite of the jokes about a game journalist difficulty being needed because easy mode is too hard for them.
@@NicolasClark7732 true
Nah this difficulty is too easy
Finnaly something to counter that chinese or asian guy being unstoppable
It reminds of South Park game from a few years back 💀
"Emotional damage" is a gem, but that "I have to block the sun?!" had me dyin
bruh I thought he said: “I have to blow up the sun”
The one that killed me was “Steven when u get so fat”
“i w i l l s e n d y o u t o j e s u s”
“Hi!” “SOCIAL ANXIETY” it the best one hands down
And also,
“I will send you to Jesus”
Steven’s dad: stands on air
The game: so, you have chosen death.
Edit: how the flip did i get 1.9k in 3 days? the numbers keep on rising
On the atomic level we don't actually touch anything. So steven's dad is actually hovering on air, so he's all good.
@@BasedBonobo yea that why officer i didn't punch that ki-
"So I* have chosen death" you mean
Yessir
Steven's dad is probably the only person who ever stood on air, back when physics werent invented
1:07 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 1:30 SOCIAL ANXIETY 1:32 THOUGHT TO HARD1:33 DISAPOINTMENT1:34 FORGOT TO BREATH1:35 BREATHED TO MUCH1:36 `FOOD TO DRY1:41 SEAT TO SOFT1:47 cat 1:53 I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS 2:32 FALUIRE
this took me a lot of time to make so yea
(Edit 1 how to go on the time line
Tap or click on the blue highlight with the start number 1 or 2)
"Emotional Damage" and "I will send you to Jesus" are the best lines ever.
eMOTIONAL DAMAGE
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
No cap
They are cringe imp but ok
Send you to Jesus was pretty damn good but idk why....eMOTIONAL DAAMage....it just wrecks my shit 😂😂😂😂
Lol
The cheat code: “L2 circle circle triangle”
The dad: “L triangle square square circle”
wew
976 likes and only 2 Comments Seems very sus to me
Sus…
Anyone explain it pls...
Didn't get the joke. Then again, I'm on Asian difficulty.
“Social anxiety”
Don’t worry, It took me 10 years to pass that boss. However, I still have a bit of trouble to this day with it. However, it gives the game better replayability
🤣
Hope you're doing better man.
@@aweeb7029 I’m a girl, but thank you. 😊
@@mallyO Practice makes perfect.
You can also talk to a therapist
I play Dark Souls, Bloodborne, I even finished Sekiro (*flex*) but voluntarily dealing with my social anxiety? No thanks, I'm not a frickin' masochist up in here...
1:53 I will send u to Jesus 😂😂😂
NOT THE SLIPPER
Is nobody else's mind blown at seeing Steven and his Dad in the same pan-shot? Stellar camera work
I think I missed it. Haha
It didn't hit me until the second watch through yeah well done
@@kaitlyncleary3424 it's at 3:05
@@a.elsagonzalez6824 but the video ended at 3:05-
It isn't that mindblowing to see 2 different people in one shot 😉
Jokes aside, those are some good ragdoll physics acting.
*911: whats your emergency
Me: My friend play real life on asian diffiiculty And he Breathed to much
911: Alright But hes just trash so we wont help you
lmao true
Is there a class for this raggityness
The most stupid way to die is in the game.
@@chocolatelover9121 911: Sir your aware this is The purchasing order of. rule 34 premium? (probably cant spell but idc)
Them: *Dies of knowing that theres porn of him* (if it.is a lil extreme ehh sure xD
Meanwhile Steven is so good,
He's halfway through and his controller isn't even turned on
HAHAHAHAH
@@StevenHe did you just buy a control for this video? Or is Stevens dad into video games.
You know why controller was not on because it is a pre recorded footage of his dad playing when physics wasn't invented yet.
@@jackbrown3193 p sure he has a ps4
Its that asian power bro.
1:07 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😂😂😂
Don't forget 1:52
"I will send you to Jesus" has to be the best line ever.
1:53 let us spam this button for life
With the most Asian weapon of all, the fucking slipper, and it's wood too +50 Damage and 10% Bleed effect
this has to be a great meme format
Lol
Lol
I just realised he actually fell down each time
They're so realistic to games
Also poor Stevens body
yes... thankfully I didn't get injured
From the look of Steven ragdolling 343295786 times he has a broken back, hand, butt, skull, nose, arms, fingers, legs, neck and the list goes on but most importantly "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!"
Stevens dad was obviously so used to fighting trexes with nunchucks that he forgot how to fight his emotional damage
Emotional damage is stronger than the belt
WHATA HAIL
*slams bowl oh floor* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
On*
@@AntiGreenscreenkids-g3tlol
0:34 summoner in terraria be like:
LOL. Am I the only one that gets this
Yaa😂😂
Little did he know his 'emotional damage' line would blow up. It has been said.
I know I was not expecting that to become a meme
Right, and he's always said it, so it's like y'all late cx
True
@@Skept1cal_269 me too
And it has now become unfunny, cuz everyone overuses it
1:07 Saving this for myself.
Thanks man!
I'm obsessed
level !!,,,,,,,,,,¡¡¡¡¡¡¡iiiiiiii¡¡¡¡¡¡
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
2:31 wait
The Ragdoll in this game is on another level
Lmao
Not better than Caleb city.
I was thinking the exact same thing
@@Ben-dd6ev you're gonna have to link which episode cuz I'm not sure what you're on about
@@malakai_adam weak knees
1:05 THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
"I will send you to Jesus!" Dude, I knew a dad like him. 4 kids, all terrified. That slipper was airborne death. Steve, your videos are amazing, hilarious and wrong on so many levels. Please, keep up the great material.
@piusandi hitsugiya oh that sounds rough
"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!! YOU WANT SOME THERAPY!?"
and
"I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS" had me literally crying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Except not literally, that's literally not how you use the word literally
Literally?
@@DaveWraptastic how do you know he didn't cry??
Jesus is prophet and messenger of god, plzz don't go too far😭
Ikr
never did he know how popular “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” would be on media. I applaud to you
Edit: MAMA IM FAMOUS WTFF
finna throw this chancla 🩴at some of you for the replies
Same lmao
I watched this when it came out and when I saw it on TikTok it was the funniest shit
1.2k likes in a day?????
I’m amazed at how fast it blew up. I would have figured it was a 5 year old vine
I'm your 2,100th like. On the dot.
"Forgot to breath."
"Breathed too hard."
This level is above my skillset.
Pov: you have asthma
@@tidianebath7338 Pov: you have a failure breathing system
@@tidianebath7338 true
You need to have Asian skillset to win 🤣
Breath slowly .
Plot Twist - The seat being too soft was only the last 5% damage and the other 95% was the cat staring too hard
Everyone was talking about how steven will send steven to jesus while I'm over here laughing over the cat that is probably thinking “wtf is wrong with my owner”
Exactly my thought
Thank You! I was waiting for someone to say it 😂
more accurate "wtf happened to my human pet".
The cat was like “this human is more dumb than me
Congratulations on 13 million subscribers Steven!! Please keep dealing us all emotional damage, whichever direction you take your comedy (Asian parent videos, commentary videos but in skit format, etc).
Looks like Stevens found something that he's better at than his dad
if stevens dad was a spy
oh ur pfp is from bill wurtz video titled "hi, i'm steve" cool
He was always better at being a FAILURE.
That's not even legal
_"Emotional damage"_ hahahahahaha ^^
So, this is where the "Emotional damage" comes from.
I have travelled far and wide for this gem.
i also travelled over the high mountains under the water for this gem 😂
Same here
I knew before it became a trend
@@5angel778 same
far and wide? nigga you just had to type emotional damage...
I give you points for even having the balls to do a video like this. Ragdolling so much outside where everyone can see you, and even your cat judged you. XD Dude, you are really good at watch you do. Please keep up the good work.
I wonder what was going through the cat's mind.
I'm 44 when I grew up everything was very normal and we did the stuff all the time. I grew up in New York we used to tell each other racist jokes and laughs together I feel bad for what every generation after me is missing out on and all the freedom that is being taken away from you.
@@Lilithofeden1 well, all we can do is move on, and hopefully be able to make those jokes more easily. Already do a bit of it with a hispanic friend.
@@hyperiacob8341 Probably wondering why his/her owner is flopping around like a ragdoll. Cats don't usually know how to YT right off the bat. lol
@@ZexalDSJAsh maybe the cat was thinking the f**k is this s**t
*uchi
1:06 emotional damage
Cheat codes
Stephen : "Ok here is one L2 circle circle triangle."
Player: "Ok L Triangle square square circle."
Worked tho
INR
Player? Don't you mean Stevens dad
◀️🔽▶️🔼 X B A Y
Woopsieee
Well *Squid Game moment*
Poster: “failure is not a person it’s an event.”
Stevens Dad: *STOOPID*
Poster: “failure is not a person it’s an event.”
Stevens Dad: You have not yet met my son.
That’s a pretty inspiring quote actually
@@StevenHe facts hahaha... FAAIIILURE
FAILURE
Aunty: you still trying to be da actor
Game Asian: unemployed death
Steven: *Visible confusion*
What Steven thinking: my son is a event
1:15
1:07 "Emotional Damage"
Your pronunciation and expression will always be remembered until we are old, and tell the children of our future generation , how legendary these words are. hhe
E grat.
I'll send you to Jesus didn't get recognised :(
@@arnavjain. sadly
no its cringe and overused
@@autako02 get use to it you clicked on this video and you know what you're getting into
Bro how many times did you have to fall for this,you must have fell atleast 1 million times😂
"Steven, send me the cheat codes"
"You don't wanna beat it properly?"
"I will send you to Jesus"
Gotta show authority being head of Beijing Corn
I know, also with his other foot running a business... he's a power lord and he shows it lol
At least now we know Steven's dad is a christian
Yepsir
>
I think the stones on the slippers are Infinity Stones
"Give the cheat codes"
"Why you don't want to play properly?"
"I'll send you to Jesus"
Good lord that was insane 🤣
hahha right 🤣
Instead he sent him to Jesus hahahahah. The cheat code was actually a hidden uno reverse "code." XD
@@SassyDerg haha
Haha yeah
IT HAPPENDED WHENNI READ THIS
No matter how hard a game is someone, somewhere will speedrun this just for the lolz
*Dead*
*You played too fast*
@@ThatRandomDude204 *DEAD BECAUSE YOU TO FAST
@@teamok1025 2 f4s7 4 u
Dead: you played it too normally
“EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” got me dying 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I laughed too hard at this 😂
"Hit by leaf"
"Emotional damage"
"Seat too soft"
"Forgot to breath"
"Breathed too much"
"Social anxiety"
"🐱"
**I W I L L S E N D U T O J E S U S**
@@didiaskdoe71 my favorite
Lol 😂😂
**laughed too hard**
Power up: minute rice in 58 seconds skill. Makes you op in Asian mode.
Achievement asian+
Get A++ on ur exam
You mean to say I can beat Asian mode as a Caucasian? Epic
@@fenastra yeah, minute rice is minute rice no matter the race.
@@mq-r3apz291 *S++*
You’re on a fookin’ hit list, sending my best men towards your location now
Easy: Do literally nothing
Medium: Harder but still easy
Hard: its genuinely kinda hard now
Asian: *Do perfect moves, or DIE*
i think you got the asian wrong
Asian: be asian or die
Asian: *piano tiles*
as an asian i can comfirm i die doing a imperfect move
*throws slipper down* “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?!?!?” -Steven He
The Cat: "What the hell happened to Steven"
The Cat:"..."
The same cat: "Oh well he was a failure anyway"
Correction: It's "What the hail" 😆😅
Man Steve. Likes to die
"Failure meow"
Steven : *grabs controller and starts "playing"*
His Father : "STEVEN YOUR CONTROLLER STILL OFF YOU DISAPPOINTMENT"
i can literally hear him🤣🤣
dies cause of dissapointment
Everyone talking about "emotional damage", but as Asian "food too dry" is just too relatable
I prefer "I will send you to Jesus." Im using that
ikr
U died when ur food dry?
@@hy7864 as an Asian, yes
@@hy7864 It will be little hard to swallow ever chew. Just think about a spoon of cinnamon powder.
2:07 his face is priceless.
"Seat too soft"
This part killed me because i remember a game that killed me for sitting too long next to a campfire.
LMAO what game did you play? I suddenly wanna try it 🤣
Dang, what kind of realistic game is that? Your comment suddenly triggered my old memory of me going scouting with all of my friends and teachers. I literally almost fainted because of a campfire
@@sherine9033 not sure, played it like maybe 8 or 9 years ago
toasty
@DON'T it's okay, i won't
The way he collapses has literally got to be the funniest thing I've seen this month.
My throat hurts from laughing.
😂😂😂
I got a response within three minutes. Steven must be online all day, FAAAAILURE.
Thanks. :)
lollll
@@yutahkotomi5156 UNEMPLOYED
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have the same problem
Just like you
"I will send you to jesus" I actually died laughing at this
same XD
So are you not alive?
Just a joke btw
Same at you man I laughed until I die. That was a joke
Eh if u died how did u comment?
Jk
@@kennethsantoso2606 how r u commenting then?
Jokes
The EMOTIONAL DAMAGE bro its sick ngl 1:06
I noticed the controller turned off, clearly Steven's Dad's energy is so powerful that the controller doesn't even need to be turned on or even have batteries to be usable.
*Hit by a leaf
"A leaf? Was it poisonous?"
The game: No just a regular leaf
LOL
Like, tf?!?!?!?!
Ohhhh, so this is where Emotional Damage originated
1:52 “I will send you to Jesus.” Is over shadowed by emotional damage but had me laughing 10x harder
EXACTLY-
And another commenter said otherwise lol
AGREED
Its gonna catch on. Trust me.
It’s 1:53
I can't believe that Steven's dad actually asked for cheats. I MEAN IT'S STEVEN'S DAD! That guy would slap Steven to Jesus ten times over if he used a calculator to solve his maths homework...
And fought 2 lions as a child
@@StevenHe did you feed Panda Express to the lions
Everyday the same two lions
@@StevenHe I'm sure he meant 2 squared. No way it was only 2.
@@samdavis037 more like 2²⁰
"Tanned too hard"
The way he fell got me in tears 🤣
SO DID THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD as they were staring at me through their window
@@StevenHe lol
@@StevenHe No regrets?
@@StevenHe How do you bear that? I could die from social anxiety before turning on my camera. 🤣 🤣 🤣
I don't even use the mirror because there is a guy in it staring at me. 🤣
Lol!
Has the most iconic meme of 2021
"steven get the cheat code."
Steven: "no"
Steven's dad: "i will send you directly to the path of jesus."
Random guy: Hey
Steven: dies from social anxiety
Me: I felt that
Same 😂😂
same, I die from social anxiety all the time
me too bruh
For those with soical anxiety just dont say anything werid and let the conversation flow ez
Same
"hit by leaf"
"No just regular leaf"
I never thought a human can laugh as hard as I did.
Great work Steven
😂😂😂😂😂 thank you Adrian
It was a ‘hidden leaf’
@@aar6538 i hate the fact that i laughed to this
@@bambyscooter4365 same
1:26 I’m gonna die of laughing at that stare
Asian Difficulty should have like, "If you didn't clear this stage with perfect score, your memory data will be erased and you must play the game from the beginning."
Ultra Hard Difficulty where enemies could insta-kill you should've been called Brazil Difficulty.
YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL
@@jehuplaylistcreator7943 TAKE HIM TO DETROIT
@@m1a2abrams50 Detroit mode is when you jump you basically die because of fall damage, and eating instantly kills you and enemies can 1 shot you no cap
But Australian mode, ANYTHING CAN KILL YOU
Australia difficulty
@@jehuplaylistcreator7943 That and you can't pick anything, not even xp, because you can't have shit in Detroit.
Aunty: “ When did you get so fat?”
Dies*
Caleb: “EMOTIONAL DAMGE. Do you want some therapy.
haha lol
thank you for repeating what was in the video.
Emotional damage is a very common thing for me, simply being called weak makes me slip into depression. I wouldn’t rag doll tho 🤣😂
@@ghostoutcry weak...... any emotional damage yet? tbh im even worse than you if i get called a kid or that ive gone fat or dumb i get sent to the after life
kiIiik
Fun Fact: 99.9% of the people are here for the 'Emotional Damage'
But that 'I will send you to Jesus' always cracks me up
Also: 'What da Heell'
Or "What the Heeeeell"🤣
I came for Emotional Damage, stayed for the humor.
True
Timestamp?
@@ZyGuy Stayed for the amazing ragdoll physics.
I still can’t believe how perfect timing this meme was
“I will send you to Jesus” is probably the funniest threat I’ve ever heard haha
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Not the funniest the most cruel 😂
It's very funny, I agree😂🤣🤣
Ya that's true 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂
It is because I've been laughing at the same line for the last 4 hours
He has uncle roger's accent and Caleb's ragdolling abilities, this man is unstoppable
_Drinks water and dies_
*Stepped on a rock*
You did nothing
@@TechnoTheBozo died of disappointment smh
Which caleb exactly?
A surprise but a welcome one
Ok
"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one indeed"
How 39m ago
@@Falling_Desires man bends space time or something
Agreed
1:07 and here, my friends.. a legendary meme was born..
1:07 The meme we all wanted to never forget
the “hit by leaf” is actually me. I uhh.. i have a weird sense of touch. When something touches me i immediately get shocked and run away if i don’t know what touched me yet
I shot a hamster with a 500. Magnum.
Personal "Get Touched" reaction option:
1) Hold still and calm to see what touched me (45%)
2) Immediate react of scared or scream (35%)
3) Immediate react by avoiding before getting touched (18%)
3) Counterattack (2%)
The moment I like "sense" I'm going to get touched, these are always the reactions I would have.
Same
@@mariahmayers8869 freaking Based
@@mariahmayers8869 uh oh stinky
“Too happy and content” would totally be a game over option in Asian mode
I will send you to Jesus
@@14.ghoullz i will send you to jesus
That'd be Chinese mode not Asian
@@Mnd4ne no u :(
That "I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS" had me in tears died laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr
Happy Madness Day (then)
SAME
Someone explain me
Lol!
1:07 a legendary meme was born
1:07 "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE "1:53"I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS" are the best lines ever🤣🤣🤣
Thank you i was too lazy to watch this skit and just want the funny part
1:53
1:54
1:07
"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" becomes a meme.
Auntie: "Why u so fet?"
Him: "UNGH!" *dies*
Steven: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Thank you I couldn't see watch hear listen but now I can't even type so my non existent friend types this
@Afaaf Hariri he juz wnt to highlight it
Thanks for typing it down🤦🏻♂️ very informative
No you know how tf did he get that many likes from that comment
@@ronika9513aybe because its funny if you don't like it then get offline
“ I’ll send you to Jesus” Steven’s dad 😂😂😂😂
I lost it at that one :D
Best line😂😂
I’ll send you to Jesus - Texas/southern parents when you “talk back”
“I have to blow the sun”
Most Asians aren't Christians lol
1:46 not going to lie the cat looks like it'd be making the 👁️👄👁️ emoji face lol
"Ok, this new game mode will be a breeze"
*Comically dies to a soft seat*
I never realized I could laugh so hard at something so simple as of a death screen.
IT HAPPENDED WHENNI READ THIS
Dude same. I died. Twice.
Same
His ragdoll is almost on par with Caleb’s
"I will send you to Jesus."
Doesn't matter, Steven will probably beat him in one combo too.
It is the forbidden attack
Ooh you changed your pfp recently why hello there, son of RUclips
Change your pfp back to the original one
@@confuseduck3045 yeah
Hello some guy without a mustache
This is what created the most iconic meme
Only OGs will recognize Beijing Corn the Cat.
Hi
yuh
Well I guess I have to go find him now
I was here
Yes