When "Asian" is a Difficulty Mode 2

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe  3 года назад +39969

    I’m still paying off my arts degree 🙂

    • @keshaeaton4318
      @keshaeaton4318 3 года назад +414

      Hang in there man, you got this. With content this good, you are sure to get a lot of money. (•‿•)

    • @LeftyVR
      @LeftyVR 3 года назад +344

      Pay it king 👑

    • @C5starm
      @C5starm 3 года назад +113

      Oof

    • @justtheskye9607
      @justtheskye9607 3 года назад +170

      Same and i dropped out
      edit: it just went up

    • @EriSenshur
      @EriSenshur 3 года назад +114

      *laughs in 2 years free college cause California*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +50789

    I almost died of actual laughter when he died during a cutscene

  • @OneWingedHero_
    @OneWingedHero_ 2 года назад +5134

    That "Expectations" death hit so hard it caught even the pigeons with aoe damage.

  • @MrHeadSifter
    @MrHeadSifter 3 года назад +465

    "You can die in a cutscene?"
    *laughs in Resident Evil QTE*

    • @a_wee_newsense
      @a_wee_newsense 3 года назад +3

      I died so many times to krauser like that

    • @MrHeadSifter
      @MrHeadSifter 3 года назад +3

      The Krauser Knife Fight cutscene is so sick I'd rather just watch that over QTE.

    • @alvintan2949
      @alvintan2949 3 года назад +3

      2:08 the birds be running

  • @GALACTÍCÖTUBE
    @GALACTÍCÖTUBE 10 месяцев назад +26

    “EmOTiONaL DaMAge!!!” Won’t get old at all! 😂😂😂

  • @thegreenplumberman3802
    @thegreenplumberman3802 3 года назад +16160

    Man Steven holding back his laughter during the cutscene just cracked me up

    • @averagecalisthenicsguy1504
      @averagecalisthenicsguy1504 3 года назад +18

      ruclips.net/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/видео.html

    • @richyb1643
      @richyb1643 3 года назад +177

      Right😂😂😂😂 he's just doing the little bob

    • @JamesCondone
      @JamesCondone 3 года назад +15

      😭😭

    • @raindancejam9466
      @raindancejam9466 3 года назад +25

      Sorry I killed the 666 comments

    • @adem_117
      @adem_117 3 года назад +34

      It's so accurate that reminds me how easy you can die in Halo 2 on legendary 🤣🤣

  • @ZK.741
    @ZK.741 3 года назад +2173

    Steven: *enters God mode in gaming*
    Steven's dad: failure

    • @drcatsville4467
      @drcatsville4467 3 года назад +65

      eMoTIonaL DAmagEEEee

    • @mustafaasal8693
      @mustafaasal8693 3 года назад +26

      Stevens dad: how much time did you spend on this game?
      Failure.

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 3 года назад +18

      Seven's Dad: "I'll send you to Jesus!"
      ***with magical fluffy slipper!***

    • @URvlogger5098
      @URvlogger5098 3 года назад +5

      How the tables have turned

    • @raulbernal2461
      @raulbernal2461 3 года назад +1

      That would be me and my dad

  • @CookedBeef12
    @CookedBeef12 7 месяцев назад +120

    3:31 secret ninjutsu of the hidden asians: ASSAULTU RIFULU

  • @Cleanasf85
    @Cleanasf85 2 года назад +3098

    2:04 I just love how he barely was able to hold his laugh back

  • @nogare-
    @nogare- 3 года назад +2762

    "What the hail you mean, we just never praise our children, always compare them to people who are better so they grow up never feeling good enough, and they have to constantly outdo everybody else to feel like they're not worthless."
    -"I have a million subscribers, Dad"
    -"Mista Beast has 70."
    Man this is a rollercoaster, hitting me too hard in the gut then uppercutting me with that line

    • @nogare-
      @nogare- 3 года назад +145

      And then "I will send you to Jesus" killed me

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +353

      HAHAHAHA I snuck some truths in there y’all weren’t ready for

    • @shinazo1121
      @shinazo1121 3 года назад +58

      [Emotional Damage]

    • @someidiotbot4290
      @someidiotbot4290 3 года назад +5

      @@StevenHe but why :[

    • @ibanheadhunter8317
      @ibanheadhunter8317 3 года назад +21

      @@StevenHe so true. Asian kids are always compared by people who are better than them. Young or old, asian parents dont care. Now I'm going to the corner of the room to cry myself to sleep (just kidding).

  • @slipoftonguemybad1572
    @slipoftonguemybad1572 3 года назад +966

    "Rice out of stock"
    "Ate from Panda Express"
    "Couldn't cross Candy Crush level 5000+"
    -they can be causes of death too.

    • @enthusiasticallydry
      @enthusiasticallydry 3 года назад +55

      “getting a B on your blood test”

    • @choonieyen
      @choonieyen 3 года назад +9

      Add cat ran out of lives because yez

    • @dxg9929
      @dxg9929 3 года назад +17

      "Neighbour's kid got more marks"

    • @no-mt2ts
      @no-mt2ts 3 года назад +10

      Dishwasher is fixed.
      Classmate got to Nationals
      Remembered cringy memory
      Lost timing of 1 note in Piano by 1 ms.

    • @slimez7602
      @slimez7602 3 года назад +3

      @@enthusiasticallydry bro 💀💀💀💀

  • @Thef1gallery
    @Thef1gallery Год назад +119

    2:05 you can tell he was holding his laugh 😂

  • @trussman2381
    @trussman2381 3 года назад +629

    Steven’s dad is THE BEST character Steven has ever come up with

    • @Sasuke71945
      @Sasuke71945 3 года назад +20

      But the thing is… Did Steven come up with Stevens dad or did Stevens dad come up with Steven…

    • @j30n1l8
      @j30n1l8 3 года назад +11

      EEEMOTIONAL DAMAGE
      Rifle no jutsu

  • @Skulduggery_TV
    @Skulduggery_TV 2 года назад +5017

    "Where I'm from, mental health wasn't invented yet." Has to be the best line in this whole thing.
    That and the ragdolling causing the pigeons to all fly away was perfectly done.

  • @Craeonkie
    @Craeonkie 3 года назад +385

    Love how he stood so still during the cut scene pigeons actually gathered

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +79

      Yeah that actually happened 😂

    • @evilangel7338
      @evilangel7338 3 года назад +1

      Scared the living shit out of them too 😂
      *Birds minding there business thinking the human is just a tree*
      *Tree human flops forward*
      Birds: The tree moved!!! Scatter!!!

  • @fabbroanna
    @fabbroanna 11 месяцев назад +48

    2:07 I think the pigeons knew what was going on. The SYNC LOL 😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣

  • @artiomsepeli1200
    @artiomsepeli1200 3 года назад +4079

    Laughed through tears, when he fell down causing a shockwave of failure that even the pigeons flew away. That killed me

  • @SaucyNick
    @SaucyNick 3 года назад +437

    Casual difficulty: You can’t die in cutscenes
    Asian difficulty: Ha we’ll see about that

    • @karimalramlawi7228
      @karimalramlawi7228 3 года назад +1

      Fun fact : asian difficulty is every difficulty in every game
      Because endings count as a cutscene.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +5

      Haha

    • @spiderpig8221
      @spiderpig8221 3 года назад

      I was ur 420th like

    • @diamonddex165
      @diamonddex165 2 года назад

      @JAvm so true

    • @Hauntedgamings3781
      @Hauntedgamings3781 8 дней назад

      Him - We ll see about that.
      I am MoBo- yea right

  • @helloyoutube6967
    @helloyoutube6967 3 года назад +940

    Someone: *walks up to him to start a cutscene*
    *DEATH: SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS*

  • @El_Law.0.1
    @El_Law.0.1 11 месяцев назад +3

    The part where he died while drinking water and said "DRINKING WOTAH" got me rolling on the floor and dying of laughter💀

  • @uchihareizu5729
    @uchihareizu5729 3 года назад +622

    "Concrete is a lot harder than Grass"
    -Steven He 2021

    • @bananer122
      @bananer122 3 года назад +4

      Yo you did not add innit innit

    • @hahaboom2379
      @hahaboom2379 3 года назад +5

      Hm, yes.
      *Water is wet.*
      *The floor is made of floor.*
      *I see air.*

  • @MoB.Psch.100
    @MoB.Psch.100 3 года назад +595

    Imagine Mario died of emotional damage when Toad tells him the princess is in another castle for the 238th time

    • @dijkstra4678
      @dijkstra4678 3 года назад +20

      That moment when mario has had enough of Toad's shit

    • @henhunfer1527
      @henhunfer1527 3 года назад +6

      Your Mario is in another comment.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 года назад +4

      Mario has the _Dead Inside_ perk, so he's immune to emotional damage, guilt related to mass murder or mind-fricking countless sentient beings with his Hat of Domination, and also love, joy and happiness of course. And he can't be healed with food any more.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +28

      Ooooof

    • @fabianklein5837
      @fabianklein5837 3 года назад +3

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

  • @razorbitor
    @razorbitor 3 года назад +976

    “ASSAULTO RIFLE”
    Literally The World’s Finest Assassin was Reincarnated as an Aristocrat in a nutshell.

    • @alexlee4549
      @alexlee4549 3 года назад +19

      I guess the next weapon he gonna be creating is gonna be a fuking nuke

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 3 года назад +4

      @@alexlee4549 He did it already

    • @heart2291
      @heart2291 3 года назад +4

      great anime and... pew pew

    • @OUTMORAL
      @OUTMORAL 3 года назад +1

      probably the best anime with the generic ass title format, 8.5/10

    • @spekt3398
      @spekt3398 3 года назад

      @@alexlee4549 nuke? no no that's lame, they use a ducking *snowglobe* that hits harder than both of the nuke that fell on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined

  • @juawanabilbro1187
    @juawanabilbro1187 Год назад +13

    Steven trying to hold in his laughter at 2:05 was hilarious

  • @arandomweeb1890
    @arandomweeb1890 3 года назад +4474

    Only in Asian difficulty mode can you die during a cutscene

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +499

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @enderguardian7443
      @enderguardian7443 3 года назад +216

      You just have to block the cutscene

    • @furioussam8252
      @furioussam8252 3 года назад +98

      You see. Us asians have parents so "tough" that we are prepared for everything XD

    • @pudin_jellyfish
      @pudin_jellyfish 3 года назад +81

      also genshin impact, I died after being pushed by a thunder, but I didn't die from the thunder, I died from fall, I fell from a cliff after the thunder pushed me ...

    • @chrissieisner5922
      @chrissieisner5922 3 года назад +35

      And in Genshin impact

  • @axljacx7090
    @axljacx7090 2 года назад +11964

    Everyone’s talking about the return of “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” but no one seems to appreciate the *”assaulto rifle”*

    • @congminhjames1739
      @congminhjames1739 2 года назад +368

      assaulto rifle no jutsu

    • @HiboGentoo
      @HiboGentoo 2 года назад +133

      More like, Assaulto tripod

    • @localguest422
      @localguest422 2 года назад +107

      *ASSAULTO RIFLE*

    • @z__x7798
      @z__x7798 2 года назад +42

      Ii will send u to jesus with my aossulto rifle jutsu

    • @chrisbinjohnson711
      @chrisbinjohnson711 2 года назад +66

      Madara been real silent after this dropped💀💀

  • @cactussy612
    @cactussy612 3 года назад +810

    “I will send you to Jesus”
    That is the best line *ever*

    • @shrekgayming4015
      @shrekgayming4015 3 года назад +9

      my mom can relate using that line with me...

    • @cactussy612
      @cactussy612 3 года назад +3

      How did this get so much likes in 1 day 👀

  • @ashfalcons44
    @ashfalcons44 Год назад +2

    This is the funniest Asian difficulty video, the dying in the cutscene always gets me

  • @randomguyfromtheinternet5477
    @randomguyfromtheinternet5477 3 года назад +1448

    "Mommy, why is that man falling to the ground?"
    "Don't worry dear, he's just making a youtube video"

    • @Ryuu77777
      @Ryuu77777 3 года назад +103

      "Don't worry dear, he's just taking too much emotional damage"

    • @zacharytang3840
      @zacharytang3840 3 года назад +51

      “Don’t worry dear, he’s just taken too much mental damage. No worries. He’ll respawn and die again because of too much air damage.

    • @tanjiro_kamado1449
      @tanjiro_kamado1449 3 года назад +20

      don’t worry dear, he’s sending people to jesus

    • @GiblesWantToHug2651
      @GiblesWantToHug2651 3 года назад +6

      @@zacharytang3840 Lmao 🤣

    • @RōNinja-os4en
      @RōNinja-os4en 3 года назад +15

      “Don’t worry dear, it’s just a cutscene”

  • @il0v3PepsiPepsiPepsi
    @il0v3PepsiPepsiPepsi 3 года назад +409

    Asian: "I Fear No Men, But that thing, it Scares me the Most"
    *Tiny Stick*

  • @namnise
    @namnise 3 года назад +421

    I've never seen a man be on par with kakashi's level of hand signs before in my life....

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 3 года назад +19

      Yeah those hand signs were clean

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 года назад +6

      And then what became the result of that jutsu I can see fit Naruto if it took place in modern times

    • @NotTooShabbyGames
      @NotTooShabbyGames 3 года назад +3

      Every sign was the same as Fireball Jutsu except the second which was Tiger rather than Ram. Not sure if this was a mistake or a purposeful change

  • @Skylar732
    @Skylar732 8 месяцев назад +2

    "And then..."
    *+*rapidly starts stabbing the controller out his hand*+*

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 года назад +2508

    "Cause of death: Art degree."
    We weren't ready for this level of realism in games.

    • @Personnamedvrinucity
      @Personnamedvrinucity 3 года назад +10

      Yes.

    • @mfwot
      @mfwot 3 года назад +59

      As an art student in an asian house, that hit me to the core

    • @conserztasfia0078
      @conserztasfia0078 3 года назад +15

      @@mfwot as a student who have to select my way in the next year, its accurate for me as well
      My mother strictly told me to score enough marks to get in science
      And told me not to go for commerce or arts
      I am south asian btw

    • @Nittin.
      @Nittin. 3 года назад +7

      * Me who's art looks like. 2nd grade drew it.*
      "WELP! Time to meet Jesus in some clouds with white clothes!"

    • @fantasyromance7560
      @fantasyromance7560 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @tomaspetruz7774
    @tomaspetruz7774 3 года назад +183

    I like how the controller is not even attached to the console...or how arts degree was displayed way longer than any other _failures_...or how even he tried to hide his smile, he couldn't resist smirking in some scenes...just pure emotional enjoying

    • @mouseman1234555
      @mouseman1234555 3 года назад +1

      Wireless!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +4

      Thank you so much 😂😂😂 and yes the wires are just unplugged

  • @that1dude704
    @that1dude704 3 года назад +25393

    You are not the main protagonist in Asian mode, the neighbor's kid is.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +4935

      OH MY GOD that it the most accurate description of growing up in Shenzhen🙌🏻👑

    • @koharumi1
      @koharumi1 3 года назад +978

      Imagine the people in the park see this random guy falling over all the time.

    • @bearinachair5209
      @bearinachair5209 3 года назад +120

      Lol

    • @reallyjm69
      @reallyjm69 3 года назад +185

      @@StevenHe Thank you Thank you. Ill continue to like and comment to your videos. :)

    • @reallyjm69
      @reallyjm69 3 года назад +149

      @@koharumi1 It's no RANDOM GUY its Steven He I mean the one and only " Steven He"

  • @TallGuy-b3w
    @TallGuy-b3w 3 месяца назад +3

    0:09 fall damage
    0:32 fall damage
    0:46 poison grass
    1:03 emotional damage (my favorite)
    1:14 being 5’11’’
    1:35 died in cutscene
    1:53 drank too fast
    2:11 expectation
    2:13 too fat
    2:14 too skinny
    2:15 too normal
    2:16 not a millionaire at 24
    2:17 cousin did better
    2:18 aspiring actor
    2:19 arts degree
    thats all the fails and pls like?

  • @zion_9711
    @zion_9711 3 года назад +2240

    I love how he didn't even bother editing out the times when he almost laughs and we can see him smiling

    • @yippie871
      @yippie871 3 года назад

      AYO VANITAS

    • @yippie871
      @yippie871 3 года назад

      CAN I MARRY NOÉ?

    • @zion_9711
      @zion_9711 3 года назад +5

      Just don't touch Jean

    • @yippie871
      @yippie871 3 года назад +2

      @@zion_9711 I- okay qwq

    • @toast5591
      @toast5591 2 года назад +5

      A whole roleplay going on here rn

  • @arayangodfrey1971
    @arayangodfrey1971 3 года назад +442

    When Steven’s dad says EMOTIONALLY DAMAGE that part is funny

    • @John-md1nj
      @John-md1nj 3 года назад +6

      And the part Steven dad says I will send you to Jesus XD

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast 3 года назад +2

      Emotional

    • @colepollard9356
      @colepollard9356 3 года назад +2

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

    • @Silvercat2018
      @Silvercat2018 3 года назад

      Ture

    • @mcdunckin9151
      @mcdunckin9151 3 года назад

      @@marsya2363 FREE FUCKS GIVEN, DO YOU EVER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE SNEAKING IN AND PLANTING THESE THINGS IN YOUR COMMENTS~? GET THE 'BEGONE THOT ULTRA'

  • @Jar876
    @Jar876 3 года назад +579

    Steven: *Holds a tripod like a gun, falls on the ground like a ragdoll and makes himself look like he is fighting the air*
    Onlookers: Is that what they call Tai Chi?

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 3 года назад +24

      Steven's Dad: No that is called Faaai Ling

    • @Jar876
      @Jar876 3 года назад +1

      @@OmniscientWarrior 😂

    • @glizzygazer3395
      @glizzygazer3395 3 года назад +1

      @@OmniscientWarrior 🤣

    • @itzkaeden
      @itzkaeden 3 года назад +2

      @@OmniscientWarrior oh my 😭🤣

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 3 года назад +1

      @@zekeandsophia3755 Decisions*

  • @CanOfSoup7
    @CanOfSoup7 5 месяцев назад +4

    The joke that made me laugh the most wasn’t even one of his bits, it was when he was doing NPC idle animation and slowly starting silently laugh

  • @swapnilkumar115
    @swapnilkumar115 2 года назад +4289

    2:08 i just love that all pigeons just flew away when he showed his ragdoll physics🤣🤣

    • @Alvari1
      @Alvari1 2 года назад +153

      I almost pissed myself the first time I saw that. The way he fell and the pigeons were too much. :D

    • @Prip_45
      @Prip_45 2 года назад +27

      I was going to comment about it 😂

    • @americab411
      @americab411 2 года назад +8

      AHAHAHAHA-🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖

    • @Pidgeo03
      @Pidgeo03 2 года назад +4

      I died too

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 2 года назад +5

      I almost choked laughing at that

  • @detitheyeti5882
    @detitheyeti5882 3 года назад +145

    “You didn’t block it didn’t you”
    “I will send you to Jesus”
    I was dying of laughter

    • @drm42
      @drm42 6 месяцев назад

      Haha the "I will send you to Jesus" with slippers is a reoccurring theme, it cracks me up every time 😁🤣

  • @Splatooonnn
    @Splatooonnn Месяц назад +1

    You could see him holding his laughter after he missed the stick😂

  • @Littlefighter1911
    @Littlefighter1911 2 года назад +2828

    I love the touch, that he keeps talking during the cutscene as if your character didn't just die.

    • @bradinator343
      @bradinator343 2 года назад +86

      That actually does happen if you die in a cutscene that wasn't supposed to happen

    • @omargraham8591
      @omargraham8591 Год назад +20

      Exactly! Thas exactly what would happen too. Nice touch😂

    • @venomkid5169
      @venomkid5169 Год назад +20

      in skyrim when they kill you and they just say " must've run off" over your corpse.

    • @gugalldiznii383
      @gugalldiznii383 Год назад +6

      ​@@venomkid5169I've had my killer mumble something about littering a few times lol

    • @lisahall9149
      @lisahall9149 Год назад +2

      yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @Zen-zt4uk
    @Zen-zt4uk 3 года назад +2514

    *Steven does hand signs: Katon!*
    Oh so its just a normal fire style juts-
    *Steven brings up Assaulto Riflooo!*
    OH THAT AINT NO FIRE STYLE JUTSU THATS SOME HEAT JUTSU!

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 года назад +35

      Can i also mention how well Steven did those handsigns?

    • @Dock-ov8ld
      @Dock-ov8ld 3 года назад +28

      @@Zen-zt4uk isnit!? They looked soooo smooth

    • @gbaladik
      @gbaladik 3 года назад +35

      No, it's just a firearm jutsu

    • @CommonGrimeConsumer
      @CommonGrimeConsumer 3 года назад +7

      @@Zen-zt4uk Ngl hand signs are easy to learn if well, you want to learn them

    • @Ovasiig
      @Ovasiig 3 года назад +7

      He brought the heat to the fireball

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +612

    Entering university as an Asian American should be another one.

  • @atom.yukkuri
    @atom.yukkuri 4 месяца назад +1

    My Parents「Stop watching RUclips all the time!」
    Me「Emotional damage!!!」
    I died.

  • @marcoantoniogonzalez7125
    @marcoantoniogonzalez7125 3 года назад +1942

    Steven: beats videogame his dad can't beat.
    Steven's dad: "If you didn't play so much videogames you wouldn't be such a failure."

    • @NightmareGhostReap
      @NightmareGhostReap 3 года назад +67

      Steven: "If you didn't study so hard you would be better at videogames."

    • @MushroomManC
      @MushroomManC 3 года назад +21

      "If you instead spent all your time of gaming on studying you could've been a doctor right now."

    • @Meleydud
      @Meleydud 3 года назад +9

      asian damage

    • @itzblea7924
      @itzblea7924 3 года назад

      LOL
      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @darkwolf988ify
      @darkwolf988ify 3 года назад +5

      Steven: "But who did you call to beat the game? Huh? Who you call? Shut up."

  • @Zero-hk3ct
    @Zero-hk3ct 3 года назад +599

    The fact that the controller isn't connected, the camera stand being an assault rifle, & the speedclicking made this twice as enjoyable. 😆

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +81

      I was DYING LAUGHING performing the “button mashing” where the controller is constantly falling out of my hands

    • @IzaakGrose
      @IzaakGrose 3 года назад

      I didn't notice that

    • @phoenixpendragon7368
      @phoenixpendragon7368 3 года назад +3

      It's "Bluetoothed"

    • @jaxonreid7588
      @jaxonreid7588 3 года назад

      @@StevenHe Gotta love dem bloopers lol

  • @SirDanteYeet2138
    @SirDanteYeet2138 3 года назад +1067

    Protagonist: dies during a cutscene.
    Me a speed run fails fan: HE DIED IN THE CUTSCENE! WHAT WAS THAT!?

    • @LUTFORXD
      @LUTFORXD 3 года назад +3

      that is my life 😥 hooh

    • @user-hk7px6kf9z
      @user-hk7px6kf9z 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach
      @DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach 3 года назад +3

      its even better when they die to something that shouldn’t spawn in missions a cougar perhaps

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 года назад +3

      F in chat for Speed Run Fails's monetization.

    • @ghostlyswat12
      @ghostlyswat12 3 года назад +1

      @@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN MISSIONS

  • @zannatulqureshi3631
    @zannatulqureshi3631 11 месяцев назад +1

    "you just need to make sure you move well and...'' (Goes god mode)

  • @SeldomLuis
    @SeldomLuis 3 года назад +881

    Him: “Katon: Assault rife”
    Me: “Nani!? That’s a forbidden technique! How could you possibly learn it!?”

    • @cardinkitio223
      @cardinkitio223 3 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @1ts_W0lfie
      @1ts_W0lfie 3 года назад +18

      “HES TO STRONG WHAT WILL WE DO”

    • @SeldomLuis
      @SeldomLuis 3 года назад +19

      Me: “@@1ts_W0lfie there is only one thing we can do and that is to”
      *Turns around and just starts to sprint*
      Me: “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”

    • @AtomicThunder
      @AtomicThunder 3 года назад +11

      He is from Amerigakure. Village hidden in FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM, BEER, AND GUNS

    • @GeaForce
      @GeaForce 3 года назад +3

      So that's how you use the stick...

  • @ronniekhairul5050
    @ronniekhairul5050 2 года назад +3273

    As a gamer, I can relate. Damn, I need this Asian difficulty.
    Emotional damage.

    • @SRadvantage1
      @SRadvantage1 2 года назад +8

      Nooooooooooooo

    • @14Cesare
      @14Cesare 2 года назад +9

      👏emotional damage

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 2 года назад +23

      they already made it.
      its called Elden Ring.

    • @ronniekhairul5050
      @ronniekhairul5050 2 года назад +8

      @@Tentegen not even close. Lol

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 2 года назад +3

      I may not be 5 years old but I'm a professional asian gamer

  • @elisabethbleetman5517
    @elisabethbleetman5517 3 года назад +290

    "you didn't block it did you?"
    "I will send you to Jesus."
    I'm dead lol😂😂😂

    • @ghostoutcry
      @ghostoutcry 3 года назад +4

      Ah yes, in part 1 the exact same line came in, ITS THE RETURN!

    • @mcdunckin9151
      @mcdunckin9151 3 года назад +1

      @@marsya2363 FREE FUCKS GIVEN, DO YOU EVER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE SNEAKING IN AND PLANTING THESE THINGS IN YOUR COMMENTS~? GET THE 'BEGONE THOT ULTRA'

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 года назад

      Well Christmas is coming soon lol

    • @ghostoutcry
      @ghostoutcry 3 года назад

      @@mcdunckin9151 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL!

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 3 года назад

      "Well I'll just block it cause I ain't no Asian failure "

  • @your_toons363
    @your_toons363 Месяц назад +7

    2:04 bro holding his laugh 😂

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 3 года назад +138

    I love how when he "died" all the pigeons took off. And I love how he can't keep a straight face in his own videos.

  • @AQG_Arts
    @AQG_Arts 3 года назад +201

    Steven's so good, he can control the game from his phone.

  • @Babu-md4uo
    @Babu-md4uo 3 года назад +688

    that "I will send you to Jesus" was so quiet but terrifying to Steven

  • @Hadipushups
    @Hadipushups Год назад +12

    3:29 cleanest jutsu i have ever seen and transition 😂

  • @lemonmarmalad3
    @lemonmarmalad3 3 года назад +543

    Steven: **does epic Naruto moves, ragadolls, more epic stuff**
    The pigeons: “Wtf you doing in my house??? You exotic dancer???”

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 3 года назад +17

      "See dis is why da res of my pigeon friends think you are failure!"

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +65

      Ha the pigeons definately were judging me

    • @mcdunckin9151
      @mcdunckin9151 3 года назад +7

      @@marsya2363 FREE FUCKS GIVEN, DO YOU EVER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE SNEAKING IN AND PLANTING THESE THINGS IN YOUR COMMENTS~? GET THE 'BEGONE THOT ULTRA'

    • @yangbo5247
      @yangbo5247 3 года назад +3

      @@StevenHe emotional damage

    • @svanedans
      @svanedans 3 года назад +2

      @@StevenHe I thought he would die bcs «Too many pigeons»

  • @GoofyAhhWeeb
    @GoofyAhhWeeb 3 года назад +4392

    I literally died when he did *”ASSALTU RIFLUE!”*

  • @Alvin-kf5dn
    @Alvin-kf5dn 3 года назад +521

    Steven : _Has 1 million subs_
    Steven's Dad: "Mr.Beast has 70"
    *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

    • @kaylyn222
      @kaylyn222 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂 Mr. Beast lives in the same city as me. I know some people that know him.

    • @Foolish-24
      @Foolish-24 3 года назад +1

      @@kaylyn222 Which city?

    • @kaylyn222
      @kaylyn222 3 года назад

      @@Foolish-24 Greenville, North Carolina.

    • @trafficking2596
      @trafficking2596 3 года назад +1

      That was so perfect.

    • @idekanymorefr
      @idekanymorefr 3 года назад

      alright

  • @charlygrotenclas77
    @charlygrotenclas77 Месяц назад +11

    1:09 I have the same Xbox controler😂😂😂 Steven He 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cosmosarts8709
    @cosmosarts8709 3 года назад +160

    The pigeons all flying away after the cutscene was just the perfect shot to include in this video.

  • @zackgamingyt3358
    @zackgamingyt3358 3 года назад +4996

    "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD😂😂😂

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlosdavila899
      @carlosdavila899 3 года назад +41

      “He died of emotional damage” lmao

    • @3alt_MC
      @3alt_MC 3 года назад +12

      You should watch the first one it has the same thing but like 5x better 😂 😆

    • @kxreemz
      @kxreemz 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @Crcmczn
      @Crcmczn 3 года назад +3

      i fell of my chair and my grandma panicked when that happened

  • @ZiYaanO_O
    @ZiYaanO_O 3 года назад +173

    My new fav jutsu from Naruto “ASSAULT NO RIFLE JUTSU”

    • @Gang3rs
      @Gang3rs 3 года назад +9

      Meh, I prefer shotgun no jutsu.

    • @RobinRWC
      @RobinRWC 3 года назад +9

      @@Gang3rs Meh, I prefer 360 no scope no jutsu

    • @Tanish_.
      @Tanish_. 3 года назад +2

      Meh, I prefer strongest no jutsu

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +6

      Naruto jumps off a wall and 360 no scopes Madara. Couldn’t write Better ending

    • @RobinRWC
      @RobinRWC 3 года назад +3

      @@StevenHe and then he proceeds to T bag on Madara while simultaneously T posing

  • @atonversionschanel9650
    @atonversionschanel9650 11 дней назад +1

    Emotional damage
    Asian Difficulty Level

  • @David-ni6sv
    @David-ni6sv 3 года назад +208

    Steven's dad: it's just a stick!
    Neji: so I took that personally

  • @tmp9301
    @tmp9301 3 года назад +591

    I'm surprised you didn't put something like: *Forgot to cook rice*. That would have been the most Asian death possible😂

    • @darkangel5550
      @darkangel5550 3 года назад +45

      Or forgot to take the chicken outta the freezer 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +143

      YESSSSSS I had that in the script but ended up cutting it

    • @duckyyxs
      @duckyyxs 3 года назад +35

      “Died of death”

  • @VixeyTeh
    @VixeyTeh 3 года назад +1797

    "We just never praise our children, always compare them to people who are better, so they grow up never feeling good enough and then have to constantly outdo everybody else to feel like they're not worthless."
    This is so painfully true.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +254

      Ha hit you were a truth you weren’t ready for

    • @iris7484
      @iris7484 3 года назад +64

      you have to drink water before watching this. but not too fast.

    • @alukata9763
      @alukata9763 3 года назад +22

      that explains why so many grown ups are just nuts.

    • @linablues6881
      @linablues6881 3 года назад +4

      Such bad parents.

    • @RealEntity
      @RealEntity 3 года назад +21

      @@linablues6881 would not want to say that to any Asian parents I'm tellin' ya

  • @zhanzhan8871
    @zhanzhan8871 2 месяца назад +6

    1:33 the villager just still talking after Steven died

  • @gamingnate0062
    @gamingnate0062 3 года назад +78

    I love how the birds just fly away when he “dies”

  • @revontheusliechtenstein6387
    @revontheusliechtenstein6387 3 года назад +151

    "You didnt block it did you"
    *holds up shoe
    "I will send you to jesus"
    Had me dying

  • @gok3462
    @gok3462 3 года назад +710

    To actually think that he took a gun outside just makes me wanna die of laughter

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +168

      Yeah when I was gathering props for this video the second I thought of gun I was like “this is America. Not doing that. “

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 года назад +4

      100th like

    • @ultra29
      @ultra29 3 года назад +2

      200th like

    • @chrisb.3353
      @chrisb.3353 3 года назад +7

      My brain saw that scene and was like waitaminute. I thought it was an actual gun, and then I was like nah probably not. *30 seconds later* me rewinding it multiple times trying to determine if it was an actual gun or not.

    • @Gameknight2169
      @Gameknight2169 3 года назад +13

      It’s a tripod lmaooo

  • @JacksonConard-lo6iv
    @JacksonConard-lo6iv 9 месяцев назад +1

    Me go down 1 cm in a game. I die of fall damage.
    That makes total sense.
    Asian: I will fly over a step.

  • @MangkuKNasi
    @MangkuKNasi 3 года назад +150

    Steven: *does fireball jutsu hand signs
    also Steven: Assault Rifle no Jutsu

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 3 года назад +2

      An SBR 5,56 basically is a full auto fireball

    • @ObservationofLimits
      @ObservationofLimits 3 года назад

      That comment makes no sense @Norian Arijuna

    • @dashincorgi
      @dashincorgi 3 года назад

      fireball, firearm, close enough i suppose

  • @TY-up1xp
    @TY-up1xp 3 года назад +1055

    "Aspiring Actor" and "Arts Degree" had me in tears. Also, thanks to you, Steven, when my husband and I tease each other, one us eventually breaks and claims "emotional damage" with full accent.

    • @dieselmartin4296
      @dieselmartin4296 3 года назад +22

      The Asaultariffle put tot me laughing

    • @ArsanalGamer
      @ArsanalGamer 3 года назад +22

      *died of laughter*

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +79

      That sounds HILAROUS 😂

    • @gamerofgames2262
      @gamerofgames2262 3 года назад +3

      Why does your pfp move when i scroll.

    • @jaysus4280
      @jaysus4280 3 года назад +1

      @@gamerofgames2262 i thought it was just me

  • @Soggy_Bread0
    @Soggy_Bread0 3 года назад +405

    All the people walking by while watching Steven ragdoll:
    "What the hell is wrong with people these days..?"
    Edit: Also the fricking birds at 2:08

  • @rosymarcos4160
    @rosymarcos4160 2 месяца назад +30

    0:14 what the hell

  • @yuegis
    @yuegis 3 года назад +121

    **Lets appreciate the fact that he did that in public.WITHOUT getting embarrassed **

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 3 года назад +22

      easy if you can just block the emotional damage

    • @amandagreen1974
      @amandagreen1974 3 года назад

      @@ItsRubyGD 😁😃😁

    • @Venator896
      @Venator896 3 года назад

      Emotional damage

    • @sauceboxplug2428
      @sauceboxplug2428 3 года назад +2

      he was embarrassed but did it anyway

  • @rogue_myster4705
    @rogue_myster4705 3 года назад +353

    Love how he is trying not to laugh SO hard when he is just swaying back and forth

    • @shanks8681
      @shanks8681 3 года назад +3

      I'm watching this at midnight in my room praying my parents don't hear me laugh cuz this shit funny af. so far so good, but I'm only halfway

  • @namedrop721
    @namedrop721 3 года назад +259

    Steven, you’re as much of a hero to us as you’re a failure to your dad.
    It’s just physics like that test you only got a 98% on.

  • @Noob_cone
    @Noob_cone 10 месяцев назад +1

    When he died in a cut scene, and said he died from one hit from a stick. It had me laughing on the floor.

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 3 года назад +1822

    When the birds all scrammed in unison during that one death...
    That was AMAZING. You can't make a better death scene than that xD

    • @Ani-vw1sh
      @Ani-vw1sh 3 года назад +15

      The best scene !! 😂

    • @deezal25fuel
      @deezal25fuel 3 года назад +6

      I was dead LMAO

    • @nico_dgc
      @nico_dgc 3 года назад +5

      EXPECTATIONS 🤣🤣

    • @vincent67239
      @vincent67239 3 года назад +7

      That’s how I want to go

    • @MimicoSound
      @MimicoSound 3 года назад +3

      paid extras :p 10/10 would hire

  • @xzentrick
    @xzentrick 3 года назад +228

    "You didn't block it, did you?"
    "I will send you to Jesus."
    *I died laughing and got sent to Jesus instead.*

  • @naelmohammed9551
    @naelmohammed9551 2 года назад +2442

    I thought "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" was the funniest line, but for some reason I find "I will send you to Jesus" funnier 🤣

  • @Firenight674
    @Firenight674 9 месяцев назад +1

    The security guard across the street looking at Steven Breakdancing in the Park😂

  • @pinguinn_
    @pinguinn_ 3 года назад +180

    Character: Steven
    Normal attack: embarrassment
    Embarrasses the enemy.
    Ultimate attack: ASSAULTO RIFLE
    Attributes: failure, good at games

  • @raciti5152
    @raciti5152 3 года назад +124

    The way he dies about his height and whispers “I will send you to Jesus” is too good lol

  • @dus998
    @dus998 3 года назад +587

    "Oh we made that mode for the 5 year olds in china who were bragging the game was too easy. You just have to play better." Also Steven going full sweat with controller made me stand up laughing.
    Edit: when Steven says you just have to move well and...... *God mode music starts playing someone make a shorts video with that edit pls ALSO THX FOR DA LIKESSSSS*

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 года назад +59

      Stella I was DYING laughing when the controller kept falling out of my hands, it took like 10 takes to get it

    • @hadi8699
      @hadi8699 3 года назад +4

      @@StevenHe mann love the content and positivity you put out for the world 👌🗺️

  • @DeKhariiBriggs
    @DeKhariiBriggs 9 месяцев назад +1

    lol 1:37 *snap* "YOU CAN DIE IN A CUTSCENE I CANT DO NOTHING"

  • @grub_killer2149
    @grub_killer2149 3 года назад +150

    Almost died laughing when he did the handsigns and said "Assault Rifle!" 🤣

    • @zombl337og
      @zombl337og 3 года назад +1

      fr this shit is fucking incredible.

    • @frostigamer9740
      @frostigamer9740 3 года назад +1

      Asulto rifel

    • @SofiaPerez-hu8ij
      @SofiaPerez-hu8ij 3 года назад

      100th

    • @shizukovvv
      @shizukovvv 3 года назад +1

      It's a forbidden Asian jutsu.... Known to only the greatest failures of all time.

  • @UwU-yt5dm
    @UwU-yt5dm 3 года назад +1206

    When his dad plays: *Dies of Literally anything.*
    When Steven plays: ASSAULT RIFLE TIME PEW PEW!

  • @IbrahimFattah-e8k
    @IbrahimFattah-e8k 3 года назад +398

    The company: "Hi this is Steven He games"
    THe dad: "MORE LIKE FAILURE GAMES!"
    That made me laugh

    • @mcdunckin9151
      @mcdunckin9151 3 года назад +1

      @@marsya2363 FREE FUCKS GIVEN, DO YOU EVER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE SNEAKING IN AND PLANTING THESE THINGS IN YOUR COMMENTS~? GET THE 'BEGONE THOT ULTRA'

  • @TaylorC-ns3vr
    @TaylorC-ns3vr 3 месяца назад +1

    Drinking water too fast is VERY deadly😂

  • @johnathannop2517
    @johnathannop2517 Год назад +542

    “What hit? It’s a stick.” Had me on the floor laughing 😂 😂

    • @Ayra-n3q
      @Ayra-n3q 8 месяцев назад +5

      same. and the bit in the bloopers were he said the lady walked the other way when she saw me do it

  • @Brent515
    @Brent515 2 года назад +1421

    Steven He: “I have a million subscribers, dad!”
    Mr. He: “MrBeast has 70!”

  • @doylethechocolatelab
    @doylethechocolatelab 2 года назад +1407

    2:09 I physically hurt from laughing too much, he scared the birds 😂

  • @urlocalmilitaryfan
    @urlocalmilitaryfan 5 месяцев назад +2

    me: hard mode is super dangerous steven he: nope asian is

  • @idontknowwhatnameshouldiput
    @idontknowwhatnameshouldiput 3 года назад +725

    2:08 I can't stop laughing at this part .when he die the pigeons around him flying away. That make 10x funny.

    • @미래-j2e
      @미래-j2e 2 года назад +16

      IKR HAHAH lol everything dies

    • @gaminggalaxies6633
      @gaminggalaxies6633 2 года назад +19

      there is literally zero doubt in my mind that they waited until there were a fuck ton of pigeons around him for that shot

    • @yvetterae1541
      @yvetterae1541 2 года назад +12

      1:49 is also super freaking funny to me as well 🤣

    • @pikachu_is_cute1
      @pikachu_is_cute1 2 года назад +4

      No they reviving him circle of summon but it takes until gta6 comes out

    • @tarodjackson5306
      @tarodjackson5306 2 года назад +5

      2:11