When "Asian" is a Difficulty Mode 2
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- Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2021
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I’m still paying off my arts degree 🙂
Hang in there man, you got this. With content this good, you are sure to get a lot of money. (•‿•)
Pay it king 👑
Oof
Same and i dropped out
edit: it just went up
*laughs in 2 years free college cause California*
Everyone’s talking about the return of “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” but no one seems to appreciate the *”assaulto rifle”*
assaulto rifle no jutsu
More like, Assaulto tripod
*ASSAULTO RIFLE*
Ii will send u to jesus with my aossulto rifle jutsu
Madara been real silent after this dropped💀💀
I almost died of actual laughter when he died during a cutscene
I see, another man of culture.
LMAOOOOO same.
man was doing avatar moves and naruto lmao
lol same.
Only about 100 like wth
“What hit? It’s a stick.” Had me on the floor laughing 😂 😂
same. and the bit in the bloopers were he said the lady walked the other way when she saw me do it
2:07Seeing the pigeons scatter as you dropped deadwas sycronyzed comedic GOLD . The way he says emotional damage never fails to make me laugh..
"What the hail you mean, we just never praise our children, always compare them to people who are better so they grow up never feeling good enough, and they have to constantly outdo everybody else to feel like they're not worthless."
-"I have a million subscribers, Dad"
-"Mista Beast has 70."
Man this is a rollercoaster, hitting me too hard in the gut then uppercutting me with that line
And then "I will send you to Jesus" killed me
HAHAHAHA I snuck some truths in there y’all weren’t ready for
[Emotional Damage]
@@StevenHe but why :[
@@StevenHe so true. Asian kids are always compared by people who are better than them. Young or old, asian parents dont care. Now I'm going to the corner of the room to cry myself to sleep (just kidding).
Only in Asian difficulty mode can you die during a cutscene
HAHAHAHAH
You just have to block the cutscene
You see. Us asians have parents so "tough" that we are prepared for everything XD
also genshin impact, I died after being pushed by a thunder, but I didn't die from the thunder, I died from fall, I fell from a cliff after the thunder pushed me ...
And in Genshin impact
AS A VIETNAMESE SUFFERING FROM MY ABUSIVE PARENTS EVERY DAY , YOUR VIDEOS CHANGE THEIR MIND , NOW THEY TREATED ME BETTER THANK YOU SO MUCH
Blink if you need to be saved
@@THESILVERNARUTOhow are they supposed to blink in a comment section?
They blink in real life I think@@iamcat1797
Yea I'm also Vietnam person so don't ask questions
@iamcat1797 Wasn't meant to be taken so literally
My teenaged sister just showed my mom (who has fourteen grandchildren) this video. My mom was rolling around laughing hysterically (no, she was not on any medication, she just has a heightened sense of humor). She used to watch my younger brother play video games all the time, and so found the "Asian difficulty" to be hilarious.
Man Steven holding back his laughter during the cutscene just cracked me up
ruclips.net/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/видео.html
Right😂😂😂😂 he's just doing the little bob
😭😭
Sorry I killed the 666 comments
It's so accurate that reminds me how easy you can die in Halo 2 on legendary 🤣🤣
*Steven does hand signs: Katon!*
Oh so its just a normal fire style juts-
*Steven brings up Assaulto Riflooo!*
OH THAT AINT NO FIRE STYLE JUTSU THATS SOME HEAT JUTSU!
Can i also mention how well Steven did those handsigns?
@@Zen-zt4uk isnit!? They looked soooo smooth
No, it's just a firearm jutsu
@@Zen-zt4uk Ngl hand signs are easy to learn if well, you want to learn them
He brought the heat to the fireball
2:05 you can tell he was holding his laugh 😂
2:07 I think the pigeons knew what was going on. The SYNC LOL 😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣
Host migration
That "Expectations" death hit so hard it caught even the pigeons with aoe damage.
For real, they scattered fast
aoe damage standing for area of emotional damage
Emotional damage
smelling some tierzoo vibes
Splash damage
"Rice out of stock"
"Ate from Panda Express"
"Couldn't cross Candy Crush level 5000+"
-they can be causes of death too.
“getting a B on your blood test”
Add cat ran out of lives because yez
"Neighbour's kid got more marks"
Dishwasher is fixed.
Classmate got to Nationals
Remembered cringy memory
Lost timing of 1 note in Piano by 1 ms.
@@Beau-Bo bro 💀💀💀💀
"GOTONG...ASSAULTU RIFLEEEEE" had me on the floor
Steven trying to hold in his laughter at 2:05 was hilarious
"Where I'm from, mental health wasn't invented yet." Has to be the best line in this whole thing.
That and the ragdolling causing the pigeons to all fly away was perfectly done.
2:49 & 2:07
This man is so funny
thats the power of "EXPECTATIONS"
This indie game really has triple A game mechanics
I love this
"Mommy, why is that man falling to the ground?"
"Don't worry dear, he's just making a youtube video"
"Don't worry dear, he's just taking too much emotional damage"
“Don’t worry dear, he’s just taken too much mental damage. No worries. He’ll respawn and die again because of too much air damage.
don’t worry dear, he’s sending people to jesus
@@zacharytang3840 Lmao 🤣
“Don’t worry dear, it’s just a cutscene”
The art's degree death has a custom animation
“EmOTiONaL DaMAge!!!” Won’t get old at all! 😂😂😂
Laughed through tears, when he fell down causing a shockwave of failure that even the pigeons flew away. That killed me
😂😂😂
YEAH SAME-😭💀
2:08 lol
Conqueror's haki
LMAO ICONIC AF
2:04 I just love how he barely was able to hold his laugh back
dang its 70 now before it was the funny number
Also almost gave up
@@fortysixaxises 69,420
@@Al-zb6oz XD
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Dude you got an instant sub. I came from the first episode of Asian difficulty and i literally died for 5 minutes right at the start when you got killed by fall damage. So good XDDD
Always love to see the creative ways that people use props. I once saw someone put all their camera equipment on a bed in the shape of a firearm and at a glance it looked like one. Guns are really tubes with handles.
2:08 i just love that all pigeons just flew away when he showed his ragdoll physics🤣🤣
I almost pissed myself the first time I saw that. The way he fell and the pigeons were too much. :D
I was going to comment about it 😂
AHAHAHAHA-🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖
I died too
I almost choked laughing at that
Steven: *enters God mode in gaming*
Steven's dad: failure
eMoTIonaL DAmagEEEee
Stevens dad: how much time did you spend on this game?
Failure.
Seven's Dad: "I'll send you to Jesus!"
***with magical fluffy slipper!***
How the tables have turned
That would be me and my dad
"I will send you to jEsUs"💀
This is the funniest Asian difficulty video, the dying in the cutscene always gets me
Someone: *walks up to him to start a cutscene*
*DEATH: SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS*
Yup
Awkward silence
Breathed too fast
“I will send you to Jesus”
That is the best line *ever*
my mom can relate using that line with me...
How did this get so much likes in 1 day 👀
Seeing him about to crack at 2:04 had me crying 😂 some of the funniest content on RUclips right here!
3:29 cleanest jutsu i have ever seen and transition 😂
"You can die in a cutscene?"
*laughs in Resident Evil QTE*
I died so many times to krauser like that
The Krauser Knife Fight cutscene is so sick I'd rather just watch that over QTE.
2:08 the birds be running
Imagine Mario died of emotional damage when Toad tells him the princess is in another castle for the 238th time
That moment when mario has had enough of Toad's shit
Your Mario is in another comment.
Mario has the _Dead Inside_ perk, so he's immune to emotional damage, guilt related to mass murder or mind-fricking countless sentient beings with his Hat of Domination, and also love, joy and happiness of course. And he can't be healed with food any more.
Ooooof
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
Dude, I am crying right now, u r so effing funny !!
2 years later and I’m still able to absolutely die laughing at this
"you didn't block it did you?"
"I will send you to Jesus."
I'm dead lol😂😂😂
Ah yes, in part 1 the exact same line came in, ITS THE RETURN!
@@marsya2363 FREE FUCKS GIVEN, DO YOU EVER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE SNEAKING IN AND PLANTING THESE THINGS IN YOUR COMMENTS~? GET THE 'BEGONE THOT ULTRA'
Well Christmas is coming soon lol
@@mcdunckin9151 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL!
"Well I'll just block it cause I ain't no Asian failure "
"Concrete is a lot harder than Grass"
-Steven He 2021
Yo you did not add innit innit
Hm, yes.
*Water is wet.*
*The floor is made of floor.*
*I see air.*
"And then..."
*+*rapidly starts stabbing the controller out his hand*+*
3:34 "Asolto Riffle" got me dead on the ground if wasnt already dead on the couch
“ASSAULTO RIFLE”
Literally The World’s Finest Assassin was Reincarnated as an Aristocrat in a nutshell.
I guess the next weapon he gonna be creating is gonna be a fuking nuke
@@alexlee4549 He did it already
great anime and... pew pew
probably the best anime with the generic ass title format, 8.5/10
@@alexlee4549 nuke? no no that's lame, they use a ducking *snowglobe* that hits harder than both of the nuke that fell on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined
Casual difficulty: You can’t die in cutscenes
Asian difficulty: Ha we’ll see about that
Fun fact : asian difficulty is every difficulty in every game
Because endings count as a cutscene.
Haha
I was ur 420th like
@JAvm so true
Your ragdoll impression is so good!
I know this was uploaded two years ago, but the way at 2:09 that all the birds fly away always gets me.
"Cause of death: Art degree."
We weren't ready for this level of realism in games.
Yes.
As an art student in an asian house, that hit me to the core
@@mfwot as a student who have to select my way in the next year, its accurate for me as well
My mother strictly told me to score enough marks to get in science
And told me not to go for commerce or arts
I am south asian btw
* Me who's art looks like. 2nd grade drew it.*
"WELP! Time to meet Jesus in some clouds with white clothes!"
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Him: “Katon: Assault rife”
Me: “Nani!? That’s a forbidden technique! How could you possibly learn it!?”
Lol
“HES TO STRONG WHAT WILL WE DO”
Me: “@@1ts_W0lfie there is only one thing we can do and that is to”
*Turns around and just starts to sprint*
Me: “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”
He is from Amerigakure. Village hidden in FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM, BEER, AND GUNS
So that's how you use the stick...
I laughed so hard when he took fall damage from 2 inches. Very good video I’ve m watched this so many times over
Steven he is the only person that makes 2020-2021 videos look good.
When Steven’s dad says EMOTIONALLY DAMAGE that part is funny
And the part Steven dad says I will send you to Jesus XD
Emotional
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Ture
@@marsya2363 FREE FUCKS GIVEN, DO YOU EVER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE SNEAKING IN AND PLANTING THESE THINGS IN YOUR COMMENTS~? GET THE 'BEGONE THOT ULTRA'
I'm surprised you didn't put something like: *Forgot to cook rice*. That would have been the most Asian death possible😂
Or forgot to take the chicken outta the freezer 😂
YESSSSSS I had that in the script but ended up cutting it
“Died of death”
When he died in a cut scene, and said he died from one hit from a stick. It had me laughing on the floor.
When he said “I will send you to Jesus” got me laughing 😂
Steven: beats videogame his dad can't beat.
Steven's dad: "If you didn't play so much videogames you wouldn't be such a failure."
Steven: "If you didn't study so hard you would be better at videogames."
"If you instead spent all your time of gaming on studying you could've been a doctor right now."
asian damage
LOL
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Steven: "But who did you call to beat the game? Huh? Who you call? Shut up."
Love how he stood so still during the cut scene pigeons actually gathered
Yeah that actually happened 😂
Scared the living shit out of them too 😂
*Birds minding there business thinking the human is just a tree*
*Tree human flops forward*
Birds: The tree moved!!! Scatter!!!
loving the way he falls on the ground so accurate to video games
I literally died when he did *”ASSALTU RIFLUE!”*
Me too😭
Me too
Yeh at 3:33
3:34
Rip
Asian: "I Fear No Men, But that thing, it Scares me the Most"
*Tiny Stick*
Tiny stick
This comment can be taken in two ways
😳😳
This is comedy top,😂Got me laughing,this is da best videos I've seen
2:07 - LOL, this scene with the pigeons reminds me of every John Woo movie ever made. 😂
2:50 "Mental health wasn't invented yet"
had me dying of laughter
I will send you to Jesus. 🩴
“You didn’t block it didn’t you”
“I will send you to Jesus”
I was dying of laughter
The part where he died while drinking water and said "DRINKING WOTAH" got me rolling on the floor and dying of laughter💀
Bro is roasting himself for our entertainment mad respect love the channel bro
that "I will send you to Jesus" was so quiet but terrifying to Steven
Protagonist: dies during a cutscene.
Me a speed run fails fan: HE DIED IN THE CUTSCENE! WHAT WAS THAT!?
that is my life 😥 hooh
Same
its even better when they die to something that shouldn’t spawn in missions a cougar perhaps
F in chat for Speed Run Fails's monetization.
@@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN MISSIONS
Even after that marvelous gaming display. Not a word of praise from Steven's Dad.
Timmy did it in 4 seconds😂😂😂
The security guard across the street looking at Steven Breakdancing in the Park😂
You are not the main protagonist in Asian mode, the neighbor's kid is.
OH MY GOD that it the most accurate description of growing up in Shenzhen🙌🏻👑
Imagine the people in the park see this random guy falling over all the time.
Lol
@@StevenHe Thank you Thank you. Ill continue to like and comment to your videos. :)
@@koharumi1 It's no RANDOM GUY its Steven He I mean the one and only " Steven He"
I've never seen a man be on par with kakashi's level of hand signs before in my life....
Yeah those hand signs were clean
And then what became the result of that jutsu I can see fit Naruto if it took place in modern times
Every sign was the same as Fireball Jutsu except the second which was Tiger rather than Ram. Not sure if this was a mistake or a purposeful change
My God I subscribed Your videos are so funny😂
The bloopers got me😂😂😂😂
Steven’s dad is THE BEST character Steven has ever come up with
But the thing is… Did Steven come up with Stevens dad or did Stevens dad come up with Steven…
EEEMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Rifle no jutsu
the ragdoll effect is actually very well done, like astonishingly so at times
I don’t know if anyone mentioned it, but the hand signs for “Assault Rifle” were perfectly weaved.
As a gamer, I can relate. Damn, I need this Asian difficulty.
Emotional damage.
Nooooooooooooo
👏emotional damage
they already made it.
its called Elden Ring.
@@Vicieron not even close. Lol
I may not be 5 years old but I'm a professional asian gamer
All the people walking by while watching Steven ragdoll:
"What the hell is wrong with people these days..?"
Edit: Also the fricking birds at 2:08
Like 20 birds swarmed me for that take
*bird damage*
The birds movie.
I love the part when he’s holding nothing in the cut scene and then he starts to smile
dude your ragdoll skills is topnotch
I love how he didn't even bother editing out the times when he almost laughs and we can see him smiling
AYO VANITAS
CAN I MARRY NOÉ?
Just don't touch Jean
@@zion_9711 I- okay qwq
A whole roleplay going on here rn
1:07 I can't stop laughing when he yelled "EMOOOTIONAL DAMAGE"
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?!!!!!*
eee moe sheno damich????????
Look if you are a true Asian person you are a tank for that kind of damage
Same 🤣
The true Asian accent.
Every time i watch steven he it is always hilarious😂🎉
finally found the original clip of emotional damage
The fact that the controller isn't connected, the camera stand being an assault rifle, & the speedclicking made this twice as enjoyable. 😆
I was DYING LAUGHING performing the “button mashing” where the controller is constantly falling out of my hands
I didn't notice that
It's "Bluetoothed"
@@StevenHe Gotta love dem bloopers lol
"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
“He died of emotional damage” lmao
You should watch the first one it has the same thing but like 5x better 😂 😆
Ikr
i fell of my chair and my grandma panicked when that happened
Thank you for changing my life steven he legends never die❤😊😊😊😊
This made me laugh so hard.
2:09 I physically hurt from laughing too much, he scared the birds 😂
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
ME TOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PHYSICAL DAMAGE
ANIMAL DAMAGE
That's AOE damage, stands for Area of Emotional damage.
Entering university as an Asian American should be another one.
True facts!!
You're video is so funny I can't stop laughing lol.
I litterally choked on the part with "drink to fast"
When his dad plays: *Dies of Literally anything.*
When Steven plays: ASSAULT RIFLE TIME PEW PEW!
*fake commenter moment*
@@not_ken420 agreed
is ur dad OwO ?
Wow bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐
yes
I thought "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" was the funniest line, but for some reason I find "I will send you to Jesus" funnier 🤣
Same
Spitting fax
Same
And the fact that he died in a cutscene 🤣
1:16🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Forgot to mention nice to you for the first time u very funny with good attitude and plus u got good style when doing these videos especially the video game saga I watched what is one of many flawless videos and others enjoy your weekend
the acting so good 5 seconds into the video
Steven: **does epic Naruto moves, ragadolls, more epic stuff**
The pigeons: “Wtf you doing in my house??? You exotic dancer???”
"See dis is why da res of my pigeon friends think you are failure!"
Ha the pigeons definately were judging me
@@marsya2363 FREE FUCKS GIVEN, DO YOU EVER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE SNEAKING IN AND PLANTING THESE THINGS IN YOUR COMMENTS~? GET THE 'BEGONE THOT ULTRA'
@@StevenHe emotional damage
@@StevenHe I thought he would die bcs «Too many pigeons»
Steven : _Has 1 million subs_
Steven's Dad: "Mr.Beast has 70"
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
😂😂😂😂 Mr. Beast lives in the same city as me. I know some people that know him.
@@kaylyn222 Which city?
@@ujjvalmaurya9226 Greenville, North Carolina.
That was so perfect.
alright
3:32 took 40 long years of emotional damage to perfect.
Steven He: “Assaulto Rifal” got me good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"We just never praise our children, always compare them to people who are better, so they grow up never feeling good enough and then have to constantly outdo everybody else to feel like they're not worthless."
This is so painfully true.
Ha hit you were a truth you weren’t ready for
you have to drink water before watching this. but not too fast.
that explains why so many grown ups are just nuts.
Such bad parents.
@@linablues6881 would not want to say that to any Asian parents I'm tellin' ya