In the paraphrased words of Ivan Decker: "Crabs are just sideways lobsters! They're both just undersea bugs which we use as an excuse to drink butter and feel wealthy!"
Crustaceans are a type of arthropod. Insects and spiders diverged from them and evolved on land, but they share the same type of exoskeleton, muscle fibers, and other organs. Lobster, that food that used to be strictly for poor people and is now served for $30-40, is a kind of bug.
This is the epitome of Jerma rants
This is the epitome of Jerma’s ants
In the paraphrased words of Ivan Decker:
"Crabs are just sideways lobsters! They're both just undersea bugs which we use as an excuse to drink butter and feel wealthy!"
i love how seamlessly he uses == & =& in casual memes like its normal
gigachad computer science
when your fighting a Giant. Enemy. Spider, you're actually witnessing a historical event that actually happened in feudal Japan.
honestly that description is the funniest thing, it made me choke on ice. well fucking done. you're the new editor
The Giant Enemy Spider
Crab*
@@JaylanxYT **lobster
is no one gonna comment on rhett in the lobster costume? thank you so much for putting that in lmao
i love it sm
This is such a perfect edit for this
The giant enemy crab
I agree with jerma, crabs are big armored aquatic spiders
this is so accurate
please do more
I'd love to, provided I can find/remember any more tirades as disorganized and entertaining as this one
If crabs are people, and spiders are crabs, then this means spiders are people. Legit or quit.
The things you hunt, they're not beasts... they're people
Fellow based yogscast fan
Is this the guy who tried to prove spiders are crabs...ON STREAM?!?!
I mean they're all arthropods
spiders are crabs but lobsters are not crabs, it's so easy
Doesn’t even make sense, that’s like saying we’re fish because we’re both vertebrates
this is fucking amazing
YO CRABULON
no because I’ve been saying this for so long now
shout out to muffet
yes
jerma had to much spiderlobstercrab and had a stroke
Crustaceans are a type of arthropod. Insects and spiders diverged from them and evolved on land, but they share the same type of exoskeleton, muscle fibers, and other organs.
Lobster, that food that used to be strictly for poor people and is now served for $30-40, is a kind of bug.
I am baffled that Jerma hasn't been institutionalized yet
That was the longest 9 seconds of my life
Is that Rhett McLaughlin lmfao
This goes hard, someone remix this
crabs are spiders, lobsters are cockroaches
Crabs are the spiders of the sea
Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky
I mean, sea spiders do exist. They’re not actually spiders but they look like them more than crabs do.
Just like how jerma is fictional?
Jerma just perfectly described what "carcinization" is lol