@@korsekil Does the word "keikaku" have some additional nuanced connotation that can't easily be expressed in English, such that you couldn't just say "plan" to begin with? (I ask because I'm going to Japan in a few months, and the language is really tricky)
@@ronskopitz2360 when vader was young and still called Anakin he and his mom were slaves on a desert planet. Him hating sand is a weird line he says to Padme
@@ronskopitz2360 this is a Meme, not to be taken seriously. While it's true that sand in Vader suit would be annoying, his life in that thing is constant pain basically no matter what so sand isn't a big deal. But it can be a funny joke like in this video once you know the Meme.
@@freshboy3968 Anakin seemed to do what he did out of desperation though, while Hitler probably did out of spite according to some historians, I'd say deep down Anakin didn't knew what he was doing most of the time as he was being mabipulated.
I like to imagine that Palpatine is not lying by knowingly saying something Vader would hate, and the key to resurrecting the dead is in fact reliant on Sand.
Palpatine: "I mean, if you read the Bible, it is clearly said that Man are created from Mud, and Sand is like, drying Mud or something idk. B-but the point is, y'know, we're not creating a new life, we're just gonma raise the deas. Hence, we need Sand and not Mud"
Alright, who's been submitting BS translations to Google Translate again? RUclips flagged this comment as not being in English, so I clicked on translate to English... And "Vader" translated to English is apparently "Father".
@@ciranopunalesvigliarolo3788 he was talking about his Master, Darth Plagueis the wise who basically had complete control over his life and death Yknow With prep time, before death Cant do much after the soul or whatever left for the ether Granted this was added Years later and it is possible it stopped being Canon after Disney but there was actually a whole discussion about Scientific Sith being able to manipulate life and death using the force in the old lore
This version of Sidious is my head cannon. Like behind all closed doors and masks he's not a black hole in the force; just a really baffled and annoyed old man who's surrounded by idiots.
Ya know, a lot of Anakins actions make a lot more sense when you remember he thought he was gonna have the power to raise the dead after killing everyone
I saw that slip right in of “Not but write that down.” Cuz he said it so quickly and the text was so quickly, I love it…… Their gonna be a part 2 of this video where Vader actually burns down a space orphanage? 😅
@@HeroAndReporter i now just see the dramatic scene of Obi and Anakin ''don't do it i have the high ground!'' and it cuts to Padme unconscious on the floor still slowly being engulfed by lava XD completely forgotten about XD
Okay, now I'm just imagining anakin force lifting the younglings and then either dropped them or just let them float and finally just let it rip with his lightsaber.
Wasn't that funny, instead I would of used "beat saber since you installed it in my VR settings", see what I did? Like who even plays f*cking fruit ninja these days!!!!
Well, Sidious believes himself to be the end product of that rule, so he doesn't need it anymore and it already accomplished the objective of eliminating the Jedi.
To be fair, Palpatine did seem like he was trying to bend that rule as much as he could. Sometimes. Depending on who's handling the canon at that precise moment.
Bro with all of those "inquisitors" being introduced you could say that as long as the name is different they don't care how many evil wizards they have.
Did it ever? I mean, sure, in the movies, it seems like they kept to that rule, but after The Clone Wars and other Star Wars shows added to the lore, they had a BIT more than two. Like, okay, maybe the Inquisitors aren't TECHNICALLY Sith, but come on... They're evil Force users. They're Sith. And then there's the time Dooku had his apprentice Ventress, whom Sidious knew about and had no problems with until the end of Clone Wars, when he suddenly accuses Dooku of trying to overthrow him with his own apprentice. And then we find out that Maul has been alive this whole time, and Sidious shows up, beats him in a fight, kills his brother (also a Dark Side Force user), and then just...lets him live. The so-called "Rule of Two" seems more like a suggestion at this point.
You'd think that someone even as morally conflicted as Anakin was would immediately realize that the side that wants you to murder children is obviously the wrong side
I’m pretty sure it didn’t matter which side was the right side, Anakin was willing to do whatever it took to save Padmé and would deal with the consequences later. As shown by RotS and Legends material (I don’t remember if Disney has any other mention of it), Anakin was only working for Palpatine because he had to, not because he believed in the cause.
Palpatine wants to spread the Dark Side through proper schooling and education, but Vader had to be like “I don’t like younglings. They’re rough and course and get everywhere.”
@@skibot9974 It really shows how much of a fuck up palpatine was. Darth plagueis was his master and he didn't even learn the technique before he offed 'em.
Canonically speaking Plagueis was very close to actually learning how to do it. He was just on the cusp of learning that ultimate knowledge and them Palpatine killed him. Sheev was completely talking out of his ass to Anakin when he told him that Plagueis actually knew how to do it and taught Palpatine. As always Palpatine absolutely ruins everything for everyone but himself
“General, commence the destruction of Alderan.” “No.” “Wh- what. Why?” “Lord Vader told me he had a scolding when he killed innocents, and he feels like you should get one too if you were to do that.”
"Remember you when you told about your mother and the sand people?" "Oohhh yeeaahhh, ye-up sorry mayyy have 'accidentally' gone into a homicidal rampage on them too..." "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANI I WAS JOKING!!!"
It wasn’t killing the younglings that made Vader evil, or choking his pregnant wife. It was the thought of collecting sand that sent him over the edge.
0:59 Funnily enough, the extended canon (I think pre-Disney?) explained that having multiple Sith resulted in everyone betraying each other for ultimate power, so eventually one of them decided there would only be two Sith at most at any time, a master and an apprentice.
Yeah, but other than Bane every single Sith has cheated on that rule by making other dark side force users that aren't technically Sith, but still act like Sith and use lightsabres. Useful if you need to recruit replacement apprentices or need to have someone step into the apprentice roll after killing the Master.
"Okay okay fine, what about that orange student of yours, she seems capable of-" "The Jedi Council fired her and she was last seen fighting Maul on Mandalore." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAUL? I had him fried like a chicken wing last time I saw him! Okay, well did she beat him?" "Yeah I think so, I think he was expecting me to be honest. But then she took him on a ship just a couple minutes before Orde-" "Order 66, yeah okay, shit. Well, crap. I don't know Vader, maybe I could give this parenting thing a shot..." "You don't want a family." "I don't want a family, of course I don't! That'd be totally out of my character to have CHILDREN. I just wanna sit in my chair and look out at space. Oh well, let's go looking for more Force Sensitives, my apprentice." "...can I be called Master?" "Be thankful I call you "Lord" after you turned childen into mush."
Not to be that guy, but Palpatine let Maul live and knew full well of that, he had "other plans" with him, namely in the comics he used Maul as bait to kill Mother Talzin.
"Not just the men, but the women AND THE CHILDREN!!!" "Goddamnit OF FUCKING COURSE you'd make sure to pay extra special attention to murdering the kids, y'know I've been wondering why do you even do that anyway...?" "Deep-rooted childhood-trauma." "OH... oh yea, that'd do it (SHIT HOW DID I EVEN MISS THAT?!?!)"
Just a reminder that it's canon that Vader originally got laid by telling a girl he killed kids in the desert and she went "oh well you're only human," but then when the same girl found out he killed white kids in a town she died of being sad.
None of the characters you usually impersonate I'm usually familiar with, but these I definitely am and it puts into perspective how great of an actor you are
I mean, i expected the whole "bring from death" could be explained as "is more defibrillator to a stoped heart , than zombie making and it cost lives of livings beings, like death row inmates used for organ transplants " But this was still amazing
I find that these videos make me laugh as much as having me forget to like the video, so now I gotta marathon Solid jj's channel to post likes on the videos I missed on first watch
your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.
Dude you won the comment section! 😂
“The defendant has been found not guilty.”
Don’t worry he probably has saul as his lawyer unless he dint do another oppsie daisy
You snooze you lose
"Your honor, he just did a little bit of trolling."
I love how Vader is unequivocally the fuck-up for 90% of this skit, and then we turn the tables on Palpatine in the last few seconds
Right? That twist made it seem like this was all according to keikaku*.
*keikaku means "plan"
@@korsekil Does the word "keikaku" have some additional nuanced connotation that can't easily be expressed in English, such that you couldn't just say "plan" to begin with?
(I ask because I'm going to Japan in a few months, and the language is really tricky)
Nah man it’s just a meme
@@korsekil *cake
@@albertskoften1452 sometimes it's just cool to say a word in another language yknow
God, the ending was so emotional. it takes a truly amazing writer to think of the only obstacle that could stop Anakin.
Sorry, but I’m old - could you please explain this one? Were Vader’s mechanicals ruined by sand exposure or something?
@@ronskopitz2360 when vader was young and still called Anakin he and his mom were slaves on a desert planet. Him hating sand is a weird line he says to Padme
I assumed he exploded the planet with the sand
@@ronskopitz2360 he hated sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere.
@@ronskopitz2360 this is a Meme, not to be taken seriously.
While it's true that sand in Vader suit would be annoying, his life in that thing is constant pain basically no matter what so sand isn't a big deal.
But it can be a funny joke like in this video once you know the Meme.
The fact that Vader hates sand so much that he wouldn't even consider sending someone else to collect it. That's commitment.
So does that mean he'd be more evil than Hitler, or less?
Or the fact he wouldn't revive his wife just because it involves sand
@@freshboy3968
Anakin seemed to do what he did out of desperation though, while Hitler probably did out of spite according to some historians, I'd say deep down Anakin didn't knew what he was doing most of the time as he was being mabipulated.
@VeraBrightfeatherchad or stupid
I mean it makes sense. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. What wife is worth all that?
The fruit ninja line made me laugh more than it should have
We've all been around kids. Our dark side instinctively relates.
it's even better because he can literally toss them into the air with the force
Write that down was where I lost it lol
Agreed, I find the fact that solid JJ Vader at least knows about real world media in a faraway galaxy centuries before the first I Phone hilarious
I fucking lost it!! XD
I like to imagine that Palpatine is not lying by knowingly saying something Vader would hate, and the key to resurrecting the dead is in fact reliant on Sand.
The cure for death was sand the whole time.
Well, sand is related to time.
Palpatine: "I mean, if you read the Bible, it is clearly said that Man are created from Mud, and Sand is like, drying Mud or something idk. B-but the point is, y'know, we're not creating a new life, we're just gonma raise the deas. Hence, we need Sand and not Mud"
@@crinklyonion1410 did you just drop a prince of Persia reference in Star Wars parody skit
@@DravgonPL I don’t know what the prince of Persia is, all I know is that in literature, sand is often related to the passage of time.
Vader: "Lover's Spat"
Padme: *Fucken' deceased*
she lived long enough to give birth so doesn't count as murder, but medical malpractice.
Those droids are just the worse
Anyone whose ever been in a relationship can relate to the force choking someone out thoughts.
Alright, who's been submitting BS translations to Google Translate again?
RUclips flagged this comment as not being in English, so I clicked on translate to English...
And "Vader" translated to English is apparently "Father".
@@justinm693 Well, yeah, "Vader" or "Vater" (I think, don't take my word for it) *is* the German word for "Father."
@@skrilllfury2120 -
Huh, you're right.
I just did a quick fact check and Vater is the German word for Father.
You learn something new every day.
“Hey Vader can you pick up some milk? Also don’t kill all the children.”
I shrieked.
have you ever wondered if the younglings shrieked when he killed them
No you didn't
Bro is a chupacabra
🤣🤣🤣
It happens more often than you'd think.
I always wondered how Palpatine got away with not showing Vader how to revive Padme, of course it was sand
It wasn't to bring her back from the dead, it was to prevent her from dying in the first place.
@@darkknight5541 but he did say to Ani that the dark side could be used to bring back the dead
well kenobi nicked her body so cant resurrect her if no body
@@sword4005 She had a public funeral on her home planet. It won't be hard to find.
@@ciranopunalesvigliarolo3788 he was talking about his Master, Darth Plagueis the wise who basically had complete control over his life and death
Yknow
With prep time, before death
Cant do much after the soul or whatever left for the ether
Granted this was added Years later and it is possible it stopped being Canon after Disney but there was actually a whole discussion about Scientific Sith being able to manipulate life and death using the force in the old lore
The idea of Palpatine just being a business man while Vader is evil incarnate is hilarious.
Lex Luthor and Joker.
Solid JJ videos are just like the younglings. They never get old
💀
Goddamnit vader 🤣
brooo, you need some chill
My dude woke up and chose violence. Just like Anakin.
I mean, you're not wrong, but...
This version of Sidious is my head cannon. Like behind all closed doors and masks he's not a black hole in the force; just a really baffled and annoyed old man who's surrounded by idiots.
This version is the exact version from Robot Chicken, just imagine him on that long escalator being greeted by all the storm troopers
Another person with a cannon in their head. Who is installing all of these headcannons? Where can I get one?
To me, it’s both
@@Mythraen Read/watch/play as much Star Wars content as you can, then decide which ones you want to be canonical, presto: headcanon
@@ALJ9000 Oh, no, I know what head canon is.
I asked about head cannons.
There's a lot of people with them, apparently.
“I sliced up those kids like it was fruit ninja” got me dying 💀
Wasn't funny, one of Solids worse videos tbh
Like the younglings?
oh like the kids
@@capastianluna8896 Sorry the manager is on vacation today ma'am.
@@capastianluna8896 You're real fun at parties I bet.
Ya know, a lot of Anakins actions make a lot more sense when you remember he thought he was gonna have the power to raise the dead after killing everyone
Palpatine never said anything about raising the dead, just preventing death.
That's funny way to say he's delusion dumbass
@@InSanic13 Palpatine explicitly stated Darth Plagueis could raise the dead
@@TheUncivilizedNation Palpatine said that Plagueis could create life and keep people from dying. He said nothing about resurrection.
@@InSanic13 He actually raised Darth Venamis from the dead in the novel.
“What are you going to burn down a space orphanage?”
“No but write that down.”
This got me XD
I saw that slip right in of “Not but write that down.”
Cuz he said it so quickly and the text was so quickly, I love it……
Their gonna be a part 2 of this video where Vader actually burns down a space orphanage? 😅
i had to rewatch it like 3 times to catch when he said that lol. the change in frame is comedy gold
It's always the quickest lines that kill you, in a solidjj video!
Ok
@extremely.hung.individual ok
You know in hindsight, being choked out and left unconscious on a planet of fire and lava, I'm amazed Padme lasted long enough to even *give* birth
Come to think about it
GEEZ
Especially after Anakin and Obi-Wan destroyed the shielding that the place had, which kept the lava from getting on the platforms.
@@HeroAndReporter i now just see the dramatic scene of Obi and Anakin ''don't do it i have the high ground!''
and it cuts to Padme unconscious on the floor still slowly being engulfed by lava XD completely forgotten about XD
@@giocommentarywait ob1 are we forgetting something? Anakin if we forgot wasn’t important jumps to try to kill ob1
Palpatine: “Well the first thing we need to do is collect some san-“
Vader: “NOOOOO-“
😂💀
and from planet Grooble no less
I don't get it
@@feliciavale4279 He hates sand...it's rough, it's course, and it gets everywhere...
@@kingacrisius and don’t forget irritating
@@feliciavale4279 Anakin/Darth Vader hates sand.
1:45 “No but write that down”. 😂
“I sliced those kids up like it was fruit ninja”
OMFG😂
Okay, now I'm just imagining anakin force lifting the younglings and then either dropped them or just let them float and finally just let it rip with his lightsaber.
"wait guys lemme get the katana this'll be 10x more funny"
Wasn't that funny, instead I would of used "beat saber since you installed it in my VR settings", see what I did? Like who even plays f*cking fruit ninja these days!!!!
@@capastianluna8896 this is why you don't have subscribers
@@capastianluna8896 Who doesn't?
"But they're dead"s delivery literally made the entire skit for me. It was so perfect and set the whole mood for the entire thing
Sidious: “Having multiple sith would’ve been fucking amazing”
Guess the rule of 2 doesn’t exist anymore
Well, Sidious believes himself to be the end product of that rule, so he doesn't need it anymore and it already accomplished the objective of eliminating the Jedi.
To be fair, Palpatine did seem like he was trying to bend that rule as much as he could.
Sometimes.
Depending on who's handling the canon at that precise moment.
It's really more of a guideline.
Bro with all of those "inquisitors" being introduced you could say that as long as the name is different they don't care how many evil wizards they have.
Did it ever? I mean, sure, in the movies, it seems like they kept to that rule, but after The Clone Wars and other Star Wars shows added to the lore, they had a BIT more than two. Like, okay, maybe the Inquisitors aren't TECHNICALLY Sith, but come on... They're evil Force users. They're Sith. And then there's the time Dooku had his apprentice Ventress, whom Sidious knew about and had no problems with until the end of Clone Wars, when he suddenly accuses Dooku of trying to overthrow him with his own apprentice. And then we find out that Maul has been alive this whole time, and Sidious shows up, beats him in a fight, kills his brother (also a Dark Side Force user), and then just...lets him live. The so-called "Rule of Two" seems more like a suggestion at this point.
"I just had a great idea!"
"What, you're gonna burn down a space orphanage?"
"No! But write that down"
I laughed at that way more than I should have.
The "write that down" made me actually laugh
not related to jj but i appreciate the profile picture
@@bradisboss8210 it is @ 1:45
@@ImJustJordan215 When I said that I meant my reply wasn't related to the video
Same. It just reminds that even after like eight seasons of _Clone Wars_ I legitimately *still* don't know what Padme saw in Anakin personality-wise.
@@bradisboss8210thank you
0:50 I WASN'T ready for that line...
Me neither l💀
Honestly when Anakin is too murder-happy for *Emperor Palpatine* you know he might have gone just a little over the edge.
You'd think that someone even as morally conflicted as Anakin was would immediately realize that the side that wants you to murder children is obviously the wrong side
Age is just a number
@@Deathmare235 🫵👮♀️
I’m pretty sure it didn’t matter which side was the right side, Anakin was willing to do whatever it took to save Padmé and would deal with the consequences later. As shown by RotS and Legends material (I don’t remember if Disney has any other mention of it), Anakin was only working for Palpatine because he had to, not because he believed in the cause.
Children can be cruel you know
To be fair it didn’t actually want him to murder children in this case
Palpatine wants to spread the Dark Side through proper schooling and education, but Vader had to be like “I don’t like younglings. They’re rough and course and get everywhere.”
Palpatine: Ah! Just like san...
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The "but write that down" hit me harder than my fathers belt
Ayo 🤨
Is this why Vader went and found Starkiller?
@Maykon Henrique Mendes huh? 🤨
@@maykonhenriquemendes1229Ze actual fuck
0:43 this was the best line of the video. You had me in tears
"The first thing we need to do is collect some sand-"
*Palpatine has achieved the Rank of Jedi Youngling*
1:58 Ironically Palpatine used that to prevent Anakin from Dying and kill Padmé by transferring her life-force to him.
Here lies Darth Vader. He never had the high ground.
I love the subtle implication that palpatine knew no such technique.
He basically admits as much in the film. After Windu dies Palpatine said “join me and together we will find out how to cheat death”
@@skibot9974
It really shows how much of a fuck up palpatine was. Darth plagueis was his master and he didn't even learn the technique before he offed 'em.
@@FireFox64000000Assuming Plageous actually knew it and Palpatine just wasn’t leading him on.
@@magicaltour1
Well it is a requirement for sith Lords to be lying SOBs.
Canonically speaking Plagueis was very close to actually learning how to do it. He was just on the cusp of learning that ultimate knowledge and them Palpatine killed him.
Sheev was completely talking out of his ass to Anakin when he told him that Plagueis actually knew how to do it and taught Palpatine. As always Palpatine absolutely ruins everything for everyone but himself
“General, commence the destruction of Alderan.”
“No.”
“Wh- what. Why?”
“Lord Vader told me he had a scolding when he killed innocents, and he feels like you should get one too if you were to do that.”
"And somehow the Younglings returned" 10/10 writing
Passive aggressiveness is the emperor's true power
1:07 “Yeah…” 😂 dude that kills me
...You know he killed a bunch of kids once
-Obiwan solid jj
Twice. Remember the sand people village? =^[.]^=
"Remember you when you told about your mother and the sand people?"
"Oohhh yeeaahhh, ye-up sorry mayyy have 'accidentally' gone into a homicidal rampage on them too..."
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANI I WAS JOKING!!!"
OOOOHOHOHOOO
Vader's hate for sand is greater than his love for his wife.
How does he manage to pull off so many voices that sound different from each other
Different VA
Capable voice actors or voice box
act...ing?
Voice range, different audio quality depending on the video and audio editing. (and sometimes different Voice Actors.)
Ask Mr. C. Dawson Butler--- wait, you can't. 🥲
🥂
Okay, ask Mr. Seth MacFarlane.
🍸
"What are you gonna burn down a space orphanage?"
"No but write that down"
Well, to be fair, Palpy didn't say NOT to un-alive those little ones. Just a happy accident. Nothing more.
Palpatine: Are there any left?
Vader: No, I killed all of them.
Reva: (gulps nervously)
Vader: “we do a little trolling”
also I love how sidious is scared asl when Vader mentions his otomise
I, too, would be scared american sign language.
It wasn’t killing the younglings that made Vader evil, or choking his pregnant wife. It was the thought of collecting sand that sent him over the edge.
That ending absolutely murdered me😂😂
Were you a youngling? Or Padme?
Can you explain the ending to me please? I didnt get the sand thing.
@@Arkaido Its cuz a very famous and silly line Anakin says where he talks about how much he hates sand😂💀
I think its Episode II, but I’m forgetting rn
@@Whisk3yKnight Ah okay lol, I havent watched star wars in an extreemly long time. Thank you for explaining, it makes perfect sense now :D
@@Whisk3yKnight You’re right, it’s II
0:18 "Also, that's what I call Big Papa Palpatines Special Time..."
“We do a lil’ trolling.”
-Darth Vader
I mean the community lovingly nicknamed Anakin's lightsaber the "youngling slayer 9000" so the Oopsie was indeed big
I was worried how you were going to end this but that was magnificent. Excellent and unexpected.
0:59 Funnily enough, the extended canon (I think pre-Disney?) explained that having multiple Sith resulted in everyone betraying each other for ultimate power, so eventually one of them decided there would only be two Sith at most at any time, a master and an apprentice.
Yeah, but other than Bane every single Sith has cheated on that rule by making other dark side force users that aren't technically Sith, but still act like Sith and use lightsabres. Useful if you need to recruit replacement apprentices or need to have someone step into the apprentice roll after killing the Master.
@@nonnayerbusiness7704 Indeed, the Sith are all about lies and deception-
IMO it's a boring rule cause 2 is just too few. Naruto's Akatsuki got the right idea for elite group of evil megabosses.
Ze rule of two...*cough cough* is boring *cough cough*
The "But write that down" head turn is killing me.
He just needs to use the very fundamentally understood and very real power of force healing!
"Okay okay fine, what about that orange student of yours, she seems capable of-"
"The Jedi Council fired her and she was last seen fighting Maul on Mandalore."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAUL? I had him fried like a chicken wing last time I saw him! Okay, well did she beat him?"
"Yeah I think so, I think he was expecting me to be honest. But then she took him on a ship just a couple minutes before Orde-"
"Order 66, yeah okay, shit. Well, crap. I don't know Vader, maybe I could give this parenting thing a shot..."
"You don't want a family."
"I don't want a family, of course I don't! That'd be totally out of my character to have CHILDREN. I just wanna sit in my chair and look out at space. Oh well, let's go looking for more Force Sensitives, my apprentice."
"...can I be called Master?"
"Be thankful I call you "Lord" after you turned childen into mush."
You know it took me awhile to get that "can I be called master" bit until I realized Vader never got the rank of Master
@Ferbujosbe oh God I completely forgot about that first person ever to call him Master and what's he got to do he's got kill em on the spot
Not to be that guy, but Palpatine let Maul live and knew full well of that, he had "other plans" with him, namely in the comics he used Maul as bait to kill Mother Talzin.
“OH MY FUCKING GOD” 😠, the delivery was perfect 😂.
"No but write that down" I feel that Vader has something against kids...
Omg that ending just perfect. Well done well done
"Vader, did you force choke your pregnant wife." Is the best thing ever
u gottta upload more these are too good
1:32 The best use of that scene
If you close your eyes, you can almost imagine an old Ash Ketchum talking to Superman wearing a mask.
"What you gonna burn down a space orphanage"
"I'll write that down"
I lost it at "No, but write that down."
"I Sliced those Kid's up like it was Fruit Ninja" 😅😆🤣😂 Damn Vader.
"Go get some milk and don't kill all the children"
"What, are you gonna burn down a space orphanage?"
Killed me.
"I killed them all, every single one of them. They're like animals! And I slaughtered them like animals!"
"Not just the men, but the women AND THE CHILDREN!!!"
"Goddamnit OF FUCKING COURSE you'd make sure to pay extra special attention to murdering the kids, y'know I've been wondering why do you even do that anyway...?"
"Deep-rooted childhood-trauma."
"OH... oh yea, that'd do it (SHIT HOW DID I EVEN MISS THAT?!?!)"
You can usually tell when the script breaks off from the canon and I love it
Content never been this fresh before
“Don’t get mad” “Oh my fucking god”
"I sliced those kids up like it was fruity ninja"
Well he seem to have enjoyed it while it last
Darth Vader was just slicing, dicing, mincing and straight up julienning those Padawans like the supreme Fruit Ninja he is!
The ending shows Palpatine is one of the smartest men in the galaxy. Making shit up…I mean improvising is his specialty
He did bring balance to the force... 2 Sith at any one time... Two Jedi at anyone time (with a little wiggle for transition)
“Hey Vader, can you pick up some milk? Also don’t kill all the children”
OOOH THATS WHAT I DID WRONG
The endings of these skits always get me, somehow
The fucking “gotta write that one down” got me
“I sliced those kids up like it was fruit ninja” that’s the most accurate thing you could say to be honest.
"don't get mad" 3 famous words to get you even more mad that God when he starts to flod the entire world
Vader:….. don’t get mad
Sidious: oh my fucking god
Love the communication between Palpatine and Vader
1:15 as funny as this is, the turbo nerd bubble bass inside of me is screaming about everything they're planning being contradictory to the plot.
Vader, be a dear and wash the dishes, also don't murder the children.
Palpatine: What, are you gonna burn down a space orphanage?
Vader: NO! (But write that down)
That was comedy gold
He sliced those kids up like it was fruit ninja.
Just a reminder that it's canon that Vader originally got laid by telling a girl he killed kids in the desert and she went "oh well you're only human," but then when the same girl found out he killed white kids in a town she died of being sad.
Padme: [gazing upon the dead younglings] Why would my child-killing BF do this thing?
the slight hesitation as vader says "Yeah..." might genuinely be my favourite part of this video.
None of the characters you usually impersonate I'm usually familiar with, but these I definitely am and it puts into perspective how great of an actor you are
"I sliced those kids up like it was fruit ninja"
I was drinking coffee at that line and now there's coffee everywhere
Trust JJ to turn an iconic Robot Chicken gag into something more powerful than we could ever imagine
“What are you gonna do, burn down a space orphanage?”
“No- but write that down-“
Vader had something to get off of his chest
This is one of your best videos to date
i lost it at "write that down" lmao
This has big Robot Chicken energy and I LOVE IT
I mean, i expected the whole "bring from death" could be explained as "is more defibrillator to a stoped heart , than zombie making and it cost lives of livings beings, like death row inmates used for organ transplants "
But this was still amazing
I love how simple of a concept these videos are. Just take some pictures. Add some text. Then boom. Just absolute banger of videos.
"I just had a great idea."
"What, are you going to burn down a space orphanage?"
"No, but write that down."
lmao
I find that these videos make me laugh as much as having me forget to like the video, so now I gotta marathon Solid jj's channel to post likes on the videos I missed on first watch
"Sand from the planet Grooble"
Love that callback to the Brown Lantern