@@Jedi_Spartan Addison? Yes, he played one of Missy's subordinates in the last couple of episodes of Series 8. He might have also appeared in a few of the teaser clips of Missy that aired throughout the series, but I don't remember for certain.
I love how at 1:24 Milton Jones says that joke about being a WHO Doctor, because our Twelfth Doctor, Capaldi actually played a WHO Doctor in World War Z before being cast as the lead in Doctor Who!! :) And whaddya know, Chris Addison has appeared in season 8 as well!! :)
I'm the Doctor... I'm a Time Lord... I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous... I'm 907 years old... Please leave a message after the tone!
retnavybrat hehee. If you’re interested, check out Tipping Your Hand by the author D_Veleniet on both fanfiction.net and archiveofourown.org Edit: I didn’t write it. My account name is peternotpizza
This was released years before clara joined the doctor. I think its more interesting that he mad the line at all. Perhaps HE is the real time traveler.
Is no one else impressed at the coincidence of him saying "I'm the doctor who works for the world health organization", when that was one of Peter Capaldi's recent roles?
What I would've said: "Look, my name is the Doctor, I'm a two-hearted alien, who travels through time and space in a flying police box that is bigger on the inside. Now PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS STRAITJACKET!“
I dunno, Clara. We seem to have landed near a manor in the early 20th century... This sign says "Downton".... (He looks at it strangely) ... Am I on the wrong show?
"Crap, its the Enterprise" "But all my assistants give me nude photos." "Clara, what have you been doing with my sonic screwdriver and why is it all wet?" "I can't use my screwdriver to save the earth, the AA batteries have run out" "So I was running the TARDIS on Vista and..." "Doctor, you are being class-action sued for 18 million pounds for damages caused by materializing a phone box in the middle of peoples houses" "I don't care if it can travel in time, no warrant of fitness, no registration, I will have to give you a ticket"
"I don't care if you're dying from cancer, I studied at Oxford and busted my balls for thirty years to get on this show so why should I let some insufferable little brat who won a Blue Peter contest get in my way when I'm working."
Luke Foord From the Curse of the Fatal Death special? “You fool! With a Zectronic energy beam, the Daleks could conquer the entire universe in a matter of minutes!” “With just a beam? How?” “I’ll explain later.”
Exactly my point. My guess is he just lost count and then simply stared again from 900, out of vanity perhaps. More crackpot theories include: Since the John Hurt incarnation seems to come between 8 and 9 and 9 would actually be the first one to claim he was only 900, maybe that is just his, Nine's age after he took up the name of "The Doctor" again.
Correct! However, this did not happen in the main continuity, so Iegingermuppet's claim that this never happened on the show is still valid. A Big Finish Audio Drama also has an alternate Doctor regenerate into a female form ("Exile"). A funny bit of trivia: Richard E. Grant, the new vessel for the Great Intelligence, was also in that sketch ("Curse of Fatal Death") as an alternate 10th Doctor. He also went on to star as the "Shalka Doctor" - So he's had 3 different roles on DW as of now.
Nice to know Hugh Dennis is a Whouffle shipper! xD (That means Doctor/Clara together) Always good to have one more xD I love Doctor Who and like Mock the week so them two together is always good!
in "A Town Called Mercy", he says: "I've matured. I'm 1200 years old now". But there is inconsistency in what he says and it's fair to assume that he's lost count and simply isn't sure exactly of how old he is.
actually tyler in the classic series it was hinted that he was already 700 during his third incarnation and i think the 7th said he was over 1000 years old. SO really no-one knows his age. Besides from the new series he says he is 1200, so actually he got it pretty right.
"Well that's it, I've finally done it; the one thing time travellers only dare to dream about - I've gone and killed Hitler. Now let's go back to the future and see what's happened."
The next series ages the Doctor further, with A Town Called Mercy establishing that he is now approximately 1,200 years old. However, in "The Bells of Saint John", the Doctor says that he was "one thousand years old", whilst in "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS" commenting that he had piloted the TARDIS "for over 900 years". (doctor who wikipedia page the 3 last sentences in the chapter age) just so you know. i know its timey wimey wibbly wobbly, and not even the doctor knows his age. :)
Funny you should mention that. Douglas Adams wrote several of the classic episodes, and "Life, the Universe, and Everything" is actually based on a story idea that was rejected for Who.
Tragic news about the Ood. There was a terrible flood, they try to escape into the wood, but it didn't do any good, now they're all dood.
This cracked me up
Even better after watching a clip about the Ood. 😜
Also didn't he actually appear in one of Capaldi's season finales?
@@Jedi_Spartan Addison? Yes, he played one of Missy's subordinates in the last couple of episodes of Series 8. He might have also appeared in a few of the teaser clips of Missy that aired throughout the series, but I don't remember for certain.
@@retnavybrat He did the “The Caretaker” one, yes.
"I'm not a Sontaran, I'm Dara O' Briain!"
Bzzzz
I love how at 1:24 Milton Jones says that joke about being a WHO Doctor, because our Twelfth Doctor, Capaldi actually played a WHO Doctor in World War Z before being cast as the lead in Doctor Who!! :) And whaddya know, Chris Addison has appeared in season 8 as well!! :)
Chris and Peter actually acted together in The Thick of It as well.
Capaldi had been in half of everything, to be fair.
@@napalmgames1399 "The Kraken awakes"
"There's been an accident: the Doctor has regenerated as a horse. You may now refer to him as 'Doctor Whooves.'"
Someone’s never watched My Little Pony.
@@tealwashablemarker8886 Surprisingly, most people haven't watched a children's cartoon.
*Rose:* "No, you're not keeping the horse!"
*Ten:* "I let you keep Mickey!"
I'm the Doctor... I'm a Time Lord... I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous... I'm 907 years old... Please leave a message after the tone!
HOW ARE YOU NOT ON MOCK THE WEEK!?
Because I'm not a professional comedian... 😥
SP Murphy That needs to change. _Fast._
That made me laugh harder than any of the featured jokes.
Hugh's line about Clara unzipping the Doctor's fly sounds like the premise of a promising fanfic.
retnavybrat hehee. If you’re interested, check out Tipping Your Hand by the author D_Veleniet on both fanfiction.net and archiveofourown.org
Edit: I didn’t write it. My account name is peternotpizza
This was released years before clara joined the doctor. I think its more interesting that he mad the line at all.
Perhaps HE is the real time traveler.
'Now now Davros, we know you're angry about cuts to your disability benefit, but that's no reason to conquer the universe...'
weirdskyfan64 he never had benefits. He used science money to start the whole thing, and then lived on the spoils of his conquest.
Here's a Doctor Who joke.
What was the recipe that Dalek Clara used to make souffles?
Eggs, Stir, Min: 8
Milton Jones should actually be Doctor Who
+Blue Whovian Rowan Akinson...
mariodude345 OMG yes, although secretly I've always wanted Richard Ayoade to be the next doctor who
Cory Sarzotti Rowan Atkinson was Doctor Who, albiet briefly and in a parody.
@@klop4228 He was the Doctor, actually. “Doctor Who” is the show, never the character!
@@DrWhoFanJ Well, unless you believe the credits the first season (of both the original show and the revival, iirc)
The one about the ood made me laugh way more than it should have.
My entry: "no Clara, that's not what the sonic screwdrivers for!"
I love that fact that Hugh know stage current companions and watches the show!
we've gone forward in space and time ...and season 5 of Sherlock comes out next year
Get out
+Kate Mc Gowan That's so far ahead in time that I don't think even the Doctor has been there yet!
damn you Moffatt
Well Peter Capaldi was credited as "W.H.O. Doctor" in World War Z.
0:56 lol Aw man. The "pair of curtains" part killed me! X''D
yes, that was awesome
I know! He really should pull himself together! :) lol
i don't get it please explain
EX-PLAIN! EX-PLAIN! (sorry, needed to comment that somewhere)
@@belovedkid23 It's a take on the joke "Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!" "Oh, pull yourself together!"
"I'm the Doctor. I'm 1200 years old. And its your lucky day ladies, hearts aren't the only thing I have two of.
"Oh no, the Doctor discovered our one weakness. Stairs"
Dalek
Daleks can fly, did you even watch the show? :D
WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING!
THIS ONE IS CALLED DAFFODILS!
" *EXTERMINATE DAFFOLDILS!!!* "
That's a masterpiece compared to Vogon poetry.
WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING
THIS ONE IS CALLED DAFFODILS
EX-TER-MIN-ATE DAFFODILS
- Frankie Boyle
Relax, Doctor! It's just a crack on the wind screen, not a crack in time!
Haha good one
Chris Addison, another Dr Who fan. And the Davros impression guy was SPOT ON
He had a guest spot during Capaldi's first season.
You know Clara, in an alternate universe, you would be a cast member of Geordie Shore.
That last one actually does sound like a line you'd hear on the show these days...
Is no one else impressed at the coincidence of him saying "I'm the doctor who works for the world health organization", when that was one of Peter Capaldi's recent roles?
Love how now chris Addison is in doctor who. He is so good in it
Permission to SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the ood joke was hilarious
You know, considering what's been happening recently, Chris Addison's third line speaks volumes.....
What I would've said:
"Look, my name is the Doctor, I'm a two-hearted alien, who travels through time and space in a flying police box that is bigger on the inside. Now PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS STRAITJACKET!“
I dunno, Clara. We seem to have landed near a manor in the early 20th century... This sign says "Downton".... (He looks at it strangely) ... Am I on the wrong show?
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Dalek Poetry Reading has been cancelled.
"I am the Doctor, I'm 1200 years old. This is my assistant, she's 27.'' Good on ya, mate!
I still think that is one of the truly iconic Mock the Week jokes.
"Wait a moment Daleks, what are you doing with your plungers?!"
i love how much they all know about doctor who
That is the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury🤢😂🤣🤣
Andy,Hugh,Chris and Milton never fail to amuse!
''Hey, saw you from across the Tardis and I think I just regenerated in my pants'' Died
Katherine Ryan should be the next companion
the time traveling toilet. it is called the turdis.
bottom.
"Want to see what else is bigger on the inside?"
Welcome to Doctor Who’s Line Is It Anyway!
Hugh does a surprisingly good Davros
I'm not The Doctor! I'm the nurse! I'm actually going to stick around with you for the entire day!
"Crap, its the Enterprise"
"But all my assistants give me nude photos."
"Clara, what have you been doing with my sonic screwdriver and why is it all wet?"
"I can't use my screwdriver to save the earth, the AA batteries have run out"
"So I was running the TARDIS on Vista and..."
"Doctor, you are being class-action sued for 18 million pounds for damages caused by materializing a phone box in the middle of peoples houses"
"I don't care if it can travel in time, no warrant of fitness, no registration, I will have to give you a ticket"
+Cory Sarzotti The batteries ran out because of Clara. ; )
+retnavybrat "Ooo, it's got 3 settings!"
HowlingSnail I'd wager it has more than that. ; )
All of these are golden! Good work :)
+retnavybrat that is a beautiful mental image
The funny thing is one of them is in doctor who as Seb
Tuxedo Penguin
Which one?
Chris Addison.
I'm Doctor Who and here's my assistant, nurse What.
''do you care for a haribo?''
"I don't care if you're dying from cancer, I studied at Oxford and busted my balls for thirty years to get on this show so why should I let some insufferable little brat who won a Blue Peter contest get in my way when I'm working."
1:25 Funnily enough, Peter Capaldi (the 12th doctor) played a WHO Doctor in World War Z before he was the 12th doctor
Nice 'I'll explain later' reference there by Hugh!
Luke Foord From the Curse of the Fatal Death special?
“You fool! With a Zectronic energy beam, the Daleks could conquer the entire universe in a matter of minutes!”
“With just a beam? How?”
“I’ll explain later.”
@@Shakes-Off-Fear That’s a parody. The original line is from the actual show. It first appeared in “The Space Museum” in 1965!
Here's another (yet quite accurate) joke.
The Doctor This machine, Rose can travel anywhere in time and space.
Rose: Let's go to Cardiff!!
"We've gone forward in time 5 years and now I fancy myself."
Exactly my point. My guess is he just lost count and then simply stared again from 900, out of vanity perhaps. More crackpot theories include: Since the John Hurt incarnation seems to come between 8 and 9 and 9 would actually be the first one to claim he was only 900, maybe that is just his, Nine's age after he took up the name of "The Doctor" again.
Hugh Dennis' dalek makes me laugh so much
Funny how Chris ends up being on Doctor Who lol
dalek: I will self destruct in 5 seconds
I could see Milton Jones as the Doctor ...
2:20 got me
And now Chris Addison has now been in Doctor Who (Capaldi era).
“No, Amy. The sonic screwdriver is NOT a sexual position…”
unlikely things to hear on doctor who:
Rose Tyler.. I love you
I don't wanna go
I'm so glad nobody called him Doctor Who.
Milton is criminally underrated.
"Sweet!!! I'm a ginger!!!"
Little did Chris Addison know he'd be on Doctor Who but a year later
“We stopped the Daleks by knocking them on their sides.”
01:49 Whouffle is everywhere!
Rosie I love Whoufflé! Even though the joke made me squirm a little, sounded like a dodgy fanfic
Correct! However, this did not happen in the main continuity, so Iegingermuppet's claim that this never happened on the show is still valid. A Big Finish Audio Drama also has an alternate Doctor regenerate into a female form ("Exile"). A funny bit of trivia: Richard E. Grant, the new vessel for the Great Intelligence, was also in that sketch ("Curse of Fatal Death") as an alternate 10th Doctor. He also went on to star as the "Shalka Doctor" - So he's had 3 different roles on DW as of now.
Nice to know Hugh Dennis is a Whouffle shipper! xD (That means Doctor/Clara together) Always good to have one more xD I love Doctor Who and like Mock the week so them two together is always good!
whouffaldi*
Amy was showing the doctor how to use his sonic screwdriver.
I bet she was.
Very good!
in "A Town Called Mercy", he says: "I've matured. I'm 1200 years old now". But there is inconsistency in what he says and it's fair to assume that he's lost count and simply isn't sure exactly of how old he is.
I'm the Doctor, I'm 1200 years old; and I'm the one who's going to safe you and all six billion on the planet below.
0:45 *Ten:* "Compensating?"
*Eleven:* "For what?"
*Ten:* "Regeneration; it's a lottery."
The Doctor turner into the Comic Relief that stares Rowan Atkinson. It was written by Steven Moffat I'm pretty sure.
That helpline joke from Hugh turned out to be true😂😂😂
I love the ood one
amazing!
Even I laughed at the tracheotomy joke and I had one when I had a brain haemorrhage in 2013, xx
Welcome to my dalek poetry reading 😂
Actually, that last one is quite accurate.
Milton owned this!
"Wow, it really is bigger than Rory's!"
+It's Alpacalyptic LMFAO
What the Buzz?! Oh my stars 😂
actually tyler in the classic series it was hinted that he was already 700 during his third incarnation and i think the 7th said he was over 1000 years old. SO really no-one knows his age. Besides from the new series he says he is 1200, so actually he got it pretty right.
Love Chris Addison's Ood poem XD
"No Rose, that's not how you use the sonic screwdriver!"
"Well that's it, I've finally done it; the one thing time travellers only dare to dream about - I've gone and killed Hitler. Now let's go back to the future and see what's happened."
The next series ages the Doctor further, with A Town Called Mercy establishing that he is now approximately 1,200 years old. However, in "The Bells of Saint John", the Doctor says that he was "one thousand years old", whilst in "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS" commenting that he had piloted the TARDIS "for over 900 years". (doctor who wikipedia page the 3 last sentences in the chapter age) just so you know. i know its timey wimey wibbly wobbly, and not even the doctor knows his age. :)
Hugh Dennis should be the next Doctor!
Rose tyler, I love you.
Selena Chan go sit in the corner and think about what you've just done
@@joninewazzup dangit I was about to say that
@@joninewazzup I don't wanna go
Too soon
"Hey, saw you from across the TARDIS and I think I regenerated in my pants"
Brilliant :)
At 1:00 I cried omg LOL!!
Ironic that one of them went invited doctor who the next year
0:54-1:07 how about it, Steven Moffat?
Ouch.
I think I'm a pair of curtains
He was 900 when he met Rose. 907 when he was on the Titanic and 1200 when he 'died'. It's called aging.
"Hello, I'm the Doctor & my name is.........Bob"
*Ring-ring, ring-ring*
Doctor: What? That phone never rings. Hello?
Phone: Hello. We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
"DOCTOR!! MOY BRAIN HURTS!!"
You mean Milton Jones. I reckon he probably would make quite a good Doc!
"Oi! You! Clara, Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off"
"Ahem, wrong show doctor"
the answer to life the universe and everything is 42
Funny you should mention that. Douglas Adams wrote several of the classic episodes, and "Life, the Universe, and Everything" is actually based on a story idea that was rejected for Who.