Because he wanted to go to one in Australia, he got lost in Australia and now he's trying to get back to the airport to get home but he's in the desert being raised by kangaroos and Steve Irwin
@@shapeovertime6364 I assume you're a time traveler then or somehow managed to find the fountain of youth and are just extremely old, because Launceston was only county town til 1835, when it was replaced by Bodmin, which then in turn was replaced by Truro.
If I were up there I wouldn't get to say one joke, not just because I always make people go before me and I hate racing to cashiers and the sort, but also because I'm not funny at all.
"Why do mummy and daddy not love each other anymore? Was it something you did?" When I write it down it doesn't look funny, but they way he said it :DDD
IGCSE Maths: If you have 10 boxes of biscuits, each with 20 biscuits in them, then how the hell did you manage to eat all of them within a day of buying them?
Milton is a genius, Hugh just works really really hard (and go great effect) and Ed... I think Ed is usually just chemically enhanced. Love all three of them.
@@aslanilyayasa8146 It's mocking the British attitude to learning foreign languages in school, i.e. the education system is set up that we only do a half-assed attempt at it, because we assume everywhere else knows how to speak English (because they actually learn to PROPERLY, from a really young age) so why should we put much effort into learning other languages? The education system will get over its arrogance in that sense eventually - we can only hope.
@@aslanilyayasa8146 It's taking the piss out of British education system's half-assed teaching of foreign languages in schools, combined with the Brits' reputation for travelling all over the world and expecting everyone to speak English to them (which the rest of the world inevitably does because they CAN, because THEY'RE taught properly from a very young age to learn languages other than their native one.)
I've got my year 11 yearly exams on this week and I don't know what or where this show has come from, and I understand nothing, but this numbs the pain, so I'll take it.
Welcome to your Advanced Chemistry exam. Question one: Can you make meth? Question two: Can you make some right now? I promise I'll pay next week, I just need a teenth
''Millions of pounds has been raised for Children In Need over the years. Should i get my 6 yr old son to make a sob story so we get a shit load of money?''
Exam questions written by jimmy savile Question 1: what is your name? Question 2: how old are you? Question 3: are you single? Question 4: are your parents out of the house? Question 5: will you get it my van? And finally question 6: will Jim fix it?
My Entries: "Music History - Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?" "Marine Biology - Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" "Ethicl Studies - What would you do for a Klondike Bar? "Using the image provided, please draw a circle in the area where Waldo is" "Physics - Please explain Depack Chopra theories on quantum mechanics...because we sure as hell can't!"
Second last is fairly obvious from the graders perspective: Time travel is possible if, and only if, this question will be answered by at least one student, given it is being asked in every exam with a probability P > 0.
Proof: Assume time travel is possible. Then, at some point in the future, there exists a student that has sufficient time to solve the question. Now only assume that a student has solved the question in -3
I know it is I am merely making a statement. im all for it female comedians being on the show and being respected like male comedians. perhaps next time you read what I have written not what you want to read.
Yeah but if its false then Cornwall does have a capital which is Truro. If it’s Truro which is is then the answer is Truro. Milton’s created a quiet the paradox
''Question one. Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?''
Michael Langley omg 😂
Question two. Do you think that your entitled to some compensation?
Michael Langley oh my god-
Andy Parsons: Yes... because that is the exact definition... of an accident. 😂😂😂
@@ethanch3011 Question three: "Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"
Criminology exam:
Where is the best place to hide this body? You have one hour
Or in my case an 8hr controlled assessment
Page 2 on Google
“Nuclear physics, A Level. Mark on the map where Guam used to be.” IM DONE XD
That's what it gets for declaring independence.
Here's mine:
"If the nearest ASDA to my house takes 20 minutes to get there, why did it take my dad 12 years to get milk?"
Because he wanted to go to one in Australia, he got lost in Australia and now he's trying to get back to the airport to get home but he's in the desert being raised by kangaroos and Steve Irwin
It's just the traffic, he'll be back soon, probably.
"Cornwall has no capital: False or Truro?" 😂😂😂
Pretty sure it's Truro
@@shapeovertime6364 I assume you're a time traveler then or somehow managed to find the fountain of youth and are just extremely old, because Launceston was only county town til 1835, when it was replaced by Bodmin, which then in turn was replaced by Truro.
Canada has a Prime Minister: False of Trudeau?
Being from Truro myself, I can confirm it is Truro that Truro is the capital of Cornwall
The Of Mice and Men joke was fab
oabuseer 😂😂😂 ikr
Of Two Mice, Two men and one cup
oabuseer ikr?? 😅
Should be Of Mice and Men: Salinas Drift
fate of the mice
When two people try to go at the same time it's so awkward
Corafion Star true
True especially when there's only one urinal
Yessssss
I mean, what can ya do?
If I were up there I wouldn't get to say one joke, not just because I always make people go before me and I hate racing to cashiers and the sort, but also because I'm not funny at all.
Nish's "Of Mice and Men" joke is my absolute favorite he's ever done.
"Why do mummy and daddy not love each other anymore? Was it something you did?" When I write it down it doesn't look funny, but they way he said it :DDD
Some of Ed’s best shots are in the delivery.
Nish Kumar: "If Theresa has 330 seats in the Parliament and looses 13, how does she still have a job?"
😂😂😂
Yes
I know! I watched the video too!
"lose". Loose pats, lose your pants.
Bobby Jay 👍😂😂😂😂😂
Well.....not anymore
Of Mice And Men: Tokyo Drift 😂😂😂😂😂
2 mice 2 men
Hm. The only link is the "and". That's a pretty pathetic pun.
@@joe_z2042 2 men 1 mouse
Weirdly enough, I'd watch that
Please can you explain it.
As a former Sociology major that was a solid burn.... I still laughed.
“Theology question one? Is there a god... you better hope so look at this next question” killed me 😂😂
I can imagine Ed Gamble, Ed Byrne and Nish Kumar as the rowdy lads in year 11 that all the teachers hated and all the other students loved.
Ed's Cockney Hard Man question. Absolute LEGEND!
Scott Stalcup Ikr. Best one of the video
Watching this in 2019 waiting for AQA to put one of these on an exam
Cosidering the draw a cell in biology paper 1 i wouldnt be suprised
frr
@@thatrandomguyrandomness7500 seriously wtf was that question
reuben clacy i almost started laughin tbh gl on results day
Ed Gamble looks like he wants to laugh at all of his own jokes, but has been told to stop so he's really trying.
U mean ed byrne, ed gamble doesn't look like that at all
Average Commenter no it is ed gamble
Steele Man wtf.. u blind,
I am ed banger
Either that or stifle a fart.
Physics Exam Q1: Calculate the best angle of light reflected of Dara's head and onto a seagull above
IGCSE Maths: If you have 10 boxes of biscuits, each with 20 biscuits in them, then how the hell did you manage to eat all of them within a day of buying them?
Jonathan Nicholls The fact it's an IGCSE is a joke in itself
Stop attacking me! 😂😂😅😅
With milk.
If freeedom of speech exists in the UK then why did Vodafone charge me to have a rant at my ex wife?
because it gives you the freedom to choose to keep your sad thoughts to yourself.
Dats dee jook
- McBain
Ruined it. Should've gone with "free speech".
Question one of Music A level. “And the band was
A- Made of Rubber
B- Written by Tim Firth or
C- Showaddywaddy”
He stopped making that joke a while before this episode.
@@kylestubbs8867 yes and
Hugh, Ed and Milton are geniuses.
Milton is a genius, Hugh just works really really hard (and go great effect) and Ed... I think Ed is usually just chemically enhanced. Love all three of them.
I would love them to do a reunion episode with Frankie, Hugh, Andy, Milton, Russell Howard and Ed Byrne just for one night only
That would be awesome
Hazza The BBC hate frankie
Kevin O'Riordan that's why the public loves him.
Kevin O'Riordan If the BBC hated Frankie he wouldn't have his own show on BBC 2.
@@kpman644 🤦🏻♂️
I feel like there was a missed opportunity for "AQA GCSE Biology exam: Explain why this victorian newspaper drew Charles Darwin as a money"
Am I the only one that thinks that question wasn't that bad? I was more confused at the sick chickens question
The question made perfect sense. It was because of his belief in evolution from apes. Wow, too difficult?
TomsGuitarCovers they missed the k I think
At least you didn't get asked about independent companies in your biology exam...traumatized for life
Oswin Altava it was the easiest question on the paper as it's not biology
Why was Charles Darwin a Victorian meme?
Oh wait no that was a real question nevermind...
PanicAtTheHippo ! Brilliant
Absolutely hilarious 😂
His ideals went against current ones
just for comments haha 😂 same I didn’t understand it
Wait what?
Music, Question 1: # Can you hear the drums, Fernando? #
Heres mine😂
"Chemistry question 1".
"Is inhaling febreeze dangerous".
"Yes or YES".😂
Nuclear physics question 1 mark on a map where Guam used to be. XD I'm dieing over that one
Alternatively, a French exam is the same as an English exam, but spoken more slowly and with hand gestures
0:16 welcome to the Australian exam.
Guess where I am going with this one.
LMAO Ed's "write it in foreign" joke xD
I didn't get it can you help
@@aslanilyayasa8146 It's mocking the British attitude to learning foreign languages in school, i.e. the education system is set up that we only do a half-assed attempt at it, because we assume everywhere else knows how to speak English (because they actually learn to PROPERLY, from a really young age) so why should we put much effort into learning other languages? The education system will get over its arrogance in that sense eventually - we can only hope.
@@aslanilyayasa8146 It's taking the piss out of British education system's half-assed teaching of foreign languages in schools, combined with the Brits' reputation for travelling all over the world and expecting everyone to speak English to them (which the rest of the world inevitably does because they CAN, because THEY'RE taught properly from a very young age to learn languages other than their native one.)
"Cockney hardman exam: question one- the _fuck_ you lookin at?" LEGENDARY
English Oral Exam: Spell I Cup
OBaxter 2603 I know it’s an old overused joke....that’s kind of the whole point...
Little Misty-eyed Ha
OBaxter 2603 jesus Christ calm the fuck down
@@baxter2402 dude calm down its just a _joke_
jack butler mans replying to something over a year ago thinking I’m mad
"Was it something YOU did ?" Killed me !! 🤣🤣🤣
Ed Gamble is the gift that keeps on giving
Love when they laugh at each other jokes
I love watching them think it’s their turn so they try to take it but someone else does so they get the walk of shame.
I've got my year 11 yearly exams on this week and I don't know what or where this show has come from, and I understand nothing, but this numbs the pain, so I'll take it.
First line from novel being "Welcome to Jurassic Park" - Billy and the Clonesaurus surely?
That Cornwall joke tho :o
Luigi2012SM64 don't get it
Truro is the capital of Cornwall.
Anyone here actually from Cornwall?
Yes - Perranporth
Jamie Gifford Music Oh cool! I’m from Newquay.
Milton cracks me up every time
Same here
Welcome to your Advanced Chemistry exam. Question one: Can you make meth?
Question two: Can you make some right now? I promise I'll pay next week, I just need a teenth
the fast and furious naming convention should be adopted for everything
The Cornwall one killed me 😂😂
Dude in the grey shirt is fittttt
Ed Gamble
extension to the french exam question.
australian exam.
guess where I am going with this one.
"How did Teresa May become Prime Minister? Discuss. No, seriously, we'd like to know too."
1:51 H. G. Wells - the time machine
‘what the fuck you lookin at’ 😂😂😂😂
Ed, Hugh and Milton are funny.
2.26 Milton cringing at the redheads 'joke'
1:35
I feel like this should be an actual question on a paper.
(1:31)
By judging the angle of dangle, determine the measure of the pleasure?
There will be a lecture on Time Travel in the library, 2 weeks ago.
That last one tho😂
The Fate of The Mice & Men.
mice 5
Men 7
They've definitely added a crowd laughing sound effect
Ben Scott yep
Da Bossman Nah, that was all Nish Kumar
Mock the Week is literally filmed in front of a live audience.
yes but they still overdub with a laughter track
tv studios usually tell people when to laugh
How old is the universe
1. About 13820000000 years
2. About 6000 years
3. I am not going to get into a religious debate with you
The funniest show on YT bar none!!
Question 1: have you gotten PPI in the last year?
The Cornwall one got me off guard ahaha
Political Science - Question One: Do you need pens and paper?
1:17 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:04 is a serious question (for the ages)
It's nice how they allow for each other's joke to sink In before starting their own
I’m waiting for this years one of rejected exam questions..... I really hope you do one
2:00
Mind readers exam. Question one:
😳
Its like British "Whos line is it anyways"
who's line is it anyway is british
''Millions of pounds has been raised for Children In Need over the years. Should i get my 6 yr old son to make a sob story so we get a shit load of money?''
Michael Langley Ehhhh
If train A left station B at 9 AM going 30 miles per hour, and train B left station A at 10 AM going 40 miles per hour, why did my wife leave me?
cockney hardamn exam one was brilliant
"of mice and men, tokyo drift" XD
When Nish Kumar approaches the mic, the probability of him only having a brexit or Tory party joke, increases to 1.0
Hugh was on 🔥 on this one.
Exam questions written by jimmy savile
Question 1: what is your name?
Question 2: how old are you?
Question 3: are you single?
Question 4: are your parents out of the house?
Question 5: will you get it my van?
And finally question 6: will Jim fix it?
If John has 290 electoral votes and Donald has 232, who is the winner?
Ok, those were well done!
My Entries:
"Music History - Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?"
"Marine Biology - Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"Ethicl Studies - What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
"Using the image provided, please draw a circle in the area where Waldo is"
"Physics - Please explain Depack Chopra theories on quantum mechanics...because we sure as hell can't!"
Second last is fairly obvious from the graders perspective: Time travel is possible if, and only if, this question will be answered by at least one student, given it is being asked in every exam with a probability P > 0.
Proof:
Assume time travel is possible. Then, at some point in the future, there exists a student that has sufficient time to solve the question.
Now only assume that a student has solved the question in -3
@@artusdreimalneun2595 But why is the rum gone?
''How many people think of George Michael when going to a public toilet?''
Question one: do you like the music of Showaddywaddy?
Philosophy exam. Question 1... or is it?
They are contracted to have at least 1 female comedian on every episode.
OLIVER BARNETT it's called equality... And feminism
Really? I've seen plenty with 6 white males. Was that not enough for you?
Nerdybirdie Equality would be contractually obligated to ALLOW female comedians on.
I know it is I am merely making a statement. im all for it female comedians being on the show and being respected like male comedians. perhaps next time you read what I have written not what you want to read.
this contract was only brought in in the last few years. i know the producer of the show.
1:05 pretty sure that's Russell's chuckle in the audience
Very good.
lol the jurassic park one
2021 BRING HIM BACK.
BRING BACK BOYLE!!
Too many snowflakes nowadays
Milton rocks
Nish is just so very very funny. Has me crying with laughter all the time.
all very good on this one, that last one nice work, I liked that hard man stuff and the time travel guy for sure.
Yeah but if its false then Cornwall does have a capital which is Truro. If it’s Truro which is is then the answer is Truro. Milton’s created a quiet the paradox
No paradox. The only correct answer is "false".
If I have 2 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other how much of a drinking problem do I have?
''Safe sex. Can it be much safer with handrails?''
Eton one killed me
I’ve watched pretty much all of these but this one is fantastic - they’re all really funny!
I knew the brexit joke was comin there had to be one
2:09 is the best one.
Theology is there a god,good effort thanks
Psychology: Why?