Rejected Exam Questions | Mock the Week - BBC
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis return to suggest 'Rejected Exam Questions' with the help of guest panelists Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones and Nish Kumar.
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''Question one. Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?''
Michael Langley omg 😂
Question two. Do you think that your entitled to some compensation?
Michael Langley oh my god-
Andy Parsons: Yes... because that is the exact definition... of an accident. 😂😂😂
@@ethancarberry-holt3011 Question three: "Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"
Criminology exam:
Where is the best place to hide this body? You have one hour
Or in my case an 8hr controlled assessment
Page 2 on Google
“Nuclear physics, A Level. Mark on the map where Guam used to be.” IM DONE XD
That's what it gets for declaring independence.
"Cornwall has no capital: False or Truro?" 😂😂😂
Pretty sure it's Truro
@@shapeovertime6364 I assume you're a time traveler then or somehow managed to find the fountain of youth and are just extremely old, because Launceston was only county town til 1835, when it was replaced by Bodmin, which then in turn was replaced by Truro.
Canada has a Prime Minister: False of Trudeau?
Being from Truro myself, I can confirm it is Truro that Truro is the capital of Cornwall
Of Mice And Men: Tokyo Drift 😂😂😂😂😂
2 mice 2 men
Hm. The only link is the "and". That's a pretty pathetic pun.
@@joe_z2042 2 men 1 mouse
Weirdly enough, I'd watch that
Please can you explain it.
Here's mine:
"If the nearest ASDA to my house takes 20 minutes to get there, why did it take my dad 12 years to get milk?"
Because he wanted to go to one in Australia, he got lost in Australia and now he's trying to get back to the airport to get home but he's in the desert being raised by kangaroos and Steve Irwin
It's just the traffic, he'll be back soon, probably.
The Of Mice and Men joke was fab
oabuseer 😂😂😂 ikr
Of Two Mice, Two men and one cup
oabuseer ikr?? 😅
Should be Of Mice and Men: Salinas Drift
fate of the mice
Nish's "Of Mice and Men" joke is my absolute favorite he's ever done.
Nish Kumar: "If Theresa has 330 seats in the Parliament and looses 13, how does she still have a job?"
😂😂😂
Yes
I know! I watched the video too!
"lose". Loose pats, lose your pants.
Bobby Jay 👍😂😂😂😂😂
Well.....not anymore
As a former Sociology major that was a solid burn.... I still laughed.
Watching this in 2019 waiting for AQA to put one of these on an exam
Cosidering the draw a cell in biology paper 1 i wouldnt be suprised
frr
@@thatrandomguyrandomness7500 seriously wtf was that question
reuben clacy i almost started laughin tbh gl on results day
"Why do mummy and daddy not love each other anymore? Was it something you did?" When I write it down it doesn't look funny, but they way he said it :DDD
Some of Ed’s best shots are in the delivery.
When two people try to go at the same time it's so awkward
Corafion Star true
True especially when there's only one urinal
Yessssss
I mean, what can ya do?
If I were up there I wouldn't get to say one joke, not just because I always make people go before me and I hate racing to cashiers and the sort, but also because I'm not funny at all.
I can imagine Ed Gamble, Ed Byrne and Nish Kumar as the rowdy lads in year 11 that all the teachers hated and all the other students loved.
“Theology question one? Is there a god... you better hope so look at this next question” killed me 😂😂
Ed's Cockney Hard Man question. Absolute LEGEND!
Scott Stalcup Ikr. Best one of the video
Ed Gamble looks like he wants to laugh at all of his own jokes, but has been told to stop so he's really trying.
U mean ed byrne, ed gamble doesn't look like that at all
Average Commenter no it is ed gamble
Steele Man wtf.. u blind,
I am ed banger
Either that or stifle a fart.
Physics Exam Q1: Calculate the best angle of light reflected of Dara's head and onto a seagull above
IGCSE Maths: If you have 10 boxes of biscuits, each with 20 biscuits in them, then how the hell did you manage to eat all of them within a day of buying them?
Jonathan Nicholls The fact it's an IGCSE is a joke in itself
Stop attacking me! 😂😂😅😅
With milk.
Question one of Music A level. “And the band was
A- Made of Rubber
B- Written by Tim Firth or
C- Showaddywaddy”
He stopped making that joke a while before this episode.
@@kylestubbs8867 yes and
I would love them to do a reunion episode with Frankie, Hugh, Andy, Milton, Russell Howard and Ed Byrne just for one night only
That would be awesome
Hazza The BBC hate frankie
Kevin O'Riordan that's why the public loves him.
Kevin O'Riordan If the BBC hated Frankie he wouldn't have his own show on BBC 2.
@@kpman644 🤦🏻♂️
Music, Question 1: # Can you hear the drums, Fernando? #
I feel like there was a missed opportunity for "AQA GCSE Biology exam: Explain why this victorian newspaper drew Charles Darwin as a money"
Am I the only one that thinks that question wasn't that bad? I was more confused at the sick chickens question
The question made perfect sense. It was because of his belief in evolution from apes. Wow, too difficult?
TomsGuitarCovers they missed the k I think
At least you didn't get asked about independent companies in your biology exam...traumatized for life
Oswin Altava it was the easiest question on the paper as it's not biology
Hugh, Ed and Milton are geniuses.
Milton is a genius, Hugh just works really really hard (and go great effect) and Ed... I think Ed is usually just chemically enhanced. Love all three of them.
Nuclear physics question 1 mark on a map where Guam used to be. XD I'm dieing over that one
If freeedom of speech exists in the UK then why did Vodafone charge me to have a rant at my ex wife?
because it gives you the freedom to choose to keep your sad thoughts to yourself.
Dats dee jook
- McBain
Ruined it. Should've gone with "free speech".
I love watching them think it’s their turn so they try to take it but someone else does so they get the walk of shame.
First line from novel being "Welcome to Jurassic Park" - Billy and the Clonesaurus surely?
Ed Gamble is the gift that keeps on giving
LMAO Ed's "write it in foreign" joke xD
I didn't get it can you help
@@aslanilyayasa8146 It's mocking the British attitude to learning foreign languages in school, i.e. the education system is set up that we only do a half-assed attempt at it, because we assume everywhere else knows how to speak English (because they actually learn to PROPERLY, from a really young age) so why should we put much effort into learning other languages? The education system will get over its arrogance in that sense eventually - we can only hope.
@@aslanilyayasa8146 It's taking the piss out of British education system's half-assed teaching of foreign languages in schools, combined with the Brits' reputation for travelling all over the world and expecting everyone to speak English to them (which the rest of the world inevitably does because they CAN, because THEY'RE taught properly from a very young age to learn languages other than their native one.)
English Oral Exam: Spell I Cup
OBaxter 2603 I know it’s an old overused joke....that’s kind of the whole point...
Little Misty-eyed Ha
OBaxter 2603 jesus Christ calm the fuck down
@@baxter2402 dude calm down its just a _joke_
jack butler mans replying to something over a year ago thinking I’m mad
"Was it something YOU did ?" Killed me !! 🤣🤣🤣
Alternatively, a French exam is the same as an English exam, but spoken more slowly and with hand gestures
Why was Charles Darwin a Victorian meme?
Oh wait no that was a real question nevermind...
PanicAtTheHippo ! Brilliant
Absolutely hilarious 😂
His ideals went against current ones
just for comments haha 😂 same I didn’t understand it
Wait what?
Love when they laugh at each other jokes
0:16 welcome to the Australian exam.
Guess where I am going with this one.
I've got my year 11 yearly exams on this week and I don't know what or where this show has come from, and I understand nothing, but this numbs the pain, so I'll take it.
extension to the french exam question.
australian exam.
guess where I am going with this one.
"Cockney hardman exam: question one- the _fuck_ you lookin at?" LEGENDARY
Heres mine😂
"Chemistry question 1".
"Is inhaling febreeze dangerous".
"Yes or YES".😂
all very good on this one, that last one nice work, I liked that hard man stuff and the time travel guy for sure.
Nish is just so very very funny. Has me crying with laughter all the time.
That Cornwall joke tho :o
Luigi2012SM64 don't get it
Truro is the capital of Cornwall.
Anyone here actually from Cornwall?
Yes - Perranporth
Jamie Gifford Music Oh cool! I’m from Newquay.
Milton cracks me up every time
Same here
the fast and furious naming convention should be adopted for everything
Dude in the grey shirt is fittttt
Ed Gamble
1:51 H. G. Wells - the time machine
The Cornwall one killed me 😂😂
By judging the angle of dangle, determine the measure of the pleasure?
1:35
I feel like this should be an actual question on a paper.
(1:31)
Ed, Hugh and Milton are funny.
1:17 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There will be a lecture on Time Travel in the library, 2 weeks ago.
Very good.
I’m waiting for this years one of rejected exam questions..... I really hope you do one
‘what the fuck you lookin at’ 😂😂😂😂
That last one tho😂
Ok, those were well done!
2.26 Milton cringing at the redheads 'joke'
"of mice and men, tokyo drift" XD
The Cornwall one got me off guard ahaha
It's nice how they allow for each other's joke to sink In before starting their own
Question 1: have you gotten PPI in the last year?
cockney hardamn exam one was brilliant
The funniest show on YT bar none!!
Milton rocks
lol the jurassic park one
I’ve watched pretty much all of these but this one is fantastic - they’re all really funny!
1:05 pretty sure that's Russell's chuckle in the audience
Nice
They've definitely added a crowd laughing sound effect
Ben Scott yep
Da Bossman Nah, that was all Nish Kumar
Mock the Week is literally filmed in front of a live audience.
yes but they still overdub with a laughter track
tv studios usually tell people when to laugh
That was very funny. Very.
2:09 is the best one.
It's funny when they say all this jokes with a straight face
2:26 😂
Its like British "Whos line is it anyways"
who's line is it anyway is british
Eton one killed me
1:04 is a serious question (for the ages)
Mind readers exam. Question one:
😳
Political Science - Question One: Do you need pens and paper?
I knew the brexit joke was comin there had to be one
Welcome to your Advanced Chemistry exam. Question one: Can you make meth?
Question two: Can you make some right now? I promise I'll pay next week, I just need a teenth
The Fate of The Mice & Men.
mice 5
Men 7
bahahahahahahaha splendid!
Will It Blend? That is the question.
Philosophy exam. Question 1... or is it?
Funny! Hahaha write it in foreign!
Theology is there a god,good effort thanks
"Mark on a map where Guam was"
Ah, the good old days.
How old is the universe
1. About 13820000000 years
2. About 6000 years
3. I am not going to get into a religious debate with you
Question one: do you like the music of Showaddywaddy?
Cornwall
Cornwall!!!
As named one of the best book titles, explain why Of Mice And Men is the best rock band.
''Safe sex. Can it be much safer with handrails?''
Of mice and men Tokyo drift was fucking fantastic 😂
If I have 2 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other how much of a drinking problem do I have?
Explain romeo and juliet relationship by writing everything you know about from the movie with leonardo DiCraprio before realising in Shakespearean Italy no one had a gun?
Cornwall has no Capital, False or Truro? Yeah, shout outs to the Cornish, lads!
They're all comedians no wonder it's funny