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  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +2545

    ''Question one. Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?''

    • @totallyoutofit6989
      @totallyoutofit6989 6 лет назад +3

      Michael Langley omg 😂

    • @ethanch3011
      @ethanch3011 6 лет назад +73

      Question two. Do you think that your entitled to some compensation?

    • @Piscenova
      @Piscenova 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Langley oh my god-

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 6 лет назад +13

      Andy Parsons: Yes... because that is the exact definition... of an accident. 😂😂😂

    • @SilverHairedFreak25
      @SilverHairedFreak25 5 лет назад +25

      @@ethanch3011 Question three: "Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"

  • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
    @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 6 лет назад +574

    Criminology exam:
    Where is the best place to hide this body? You have one hour

    • @Hexcade
      @Hexcade 5 лет назад +2

      Or in my case an 8hr controlled assessment

    • @johanbotha6240
      @johanbotha6240 5 лет назад +6

      Page 2 on Google

  • @gamingjunkie6308
    @gamingjunkie6308 5 лет назад +252

    “Nuclear physics, A Level. Mark on the map where Guam used to be.” IM DONE XD

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 5 лет назад +1

      That's what it gets for declaring independence.

  • @katierose8240
    @katierose8240 5 лет назад +912

    Here's mine:
    "If the nearest ASDA to my house takes 20 minutes to get there, why did it take my dad 12 years to get milk?"

    • @ryanhofmann6233
      @ryanhofmann6233 5 лет назад +29

      Because he wanted to go to one in Australia, he got lost in Australia and now he's trying to get back to the airport to get home but he's in the desert being raised by kangaroos and Steve Irwin

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 5 лет назад +8

      It's just the traffic, he'll be back soon, probably.

  • @kingdomofskeough6880
    @kingdomofskeough6880 7 лет назад +311

    "Cornwall has no capital: False or Truro?" 😂😂😂

    • @mysticmagic343
      @mysticmagic343 5 лет назад +3

      Pretty sure it's Truro

    • @QueenOfBrokenStone
      @QueenOfBrokenStone 5 лет назад +6

      @@shapeovertime6364 I assume you're a time traveler then or somehow managed to find the fountain of youth and are just extremely old, because Launceston was only county town til 1835, when it was replaced by Bodmin, which then in turn was replaced by Truro.

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH 4 года назад +9

      Canada has a Prime Minister: False of Trudeau?

    • @danielchampion1548
      @danielchampion1548 2 года назад

      Being from Truro myself, I can confirm it is Truro that Truro is the capital of Cornwall

  • @oabuseer
    @oabuseer 7 лет назад +1729

    The Of Mice and Men joke was fab

  • @pastelhurricane848
    @pastelhurricane848 7 лет назад +1832

    When two people try to go at the same time it's so awkward

    • @mbmbmbm
      @mbmbmbm 7 лет назад +11

      Corafion Star true

    • @AECSRQ
      @AECSRQ 6 лет назад +212

      True especially when there's only one urinal

    • @samo7230
      @samo7230 6 лет назад

      Yessssss

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 6 лет назад +3

      I mean, what can ya do?

    • @jackdavids2723
      @jackdavids2723 5 лет назад +23

      If I were up there I wouldn't get to say one joke, not just because I always make people go before me and I hate racing to cashiers and the sort, but also because I'm not funny at all.

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 5 лет назад +62

    Nish's "Of Mice and Men" joke is my absolute favorite he's ever done.

  • @Alinor24
    @Alinor24 6 лет назад +66

    "Why do mummy and daddy not love each other anymore? Was it something you did?" When I write it down it doesn't look funny, but they way he said it :DDD

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 3 года назад +2

      Some of Ed’s best shots are in the delivery.

  • @SuperSweetToffee
    @SuperSweetToffee 7 лет назад +2106

    Nish Kumar: "If Theresa has 330 seats in the Parliament and looses 13, how does she still have a job?"
    😂😂😂

  • @hanslee475
    @hanslee475 7 лет назад +764

    Of Mice And Men: Tokyo Drift 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 6 лет назад +101

    As a former Sociology major that was a solid burn.... I still laughed.

  • @bizarrebunny5579
    @bizarrebunny5579 Год назад +12

    “Theology question one? Is there a god... you better hope so look at this next question” killed me 😂😂

  • @maelstrom197
    @maelstrom197 7 лет назад +44

    I can imagine Ed Gamble, Ed Byrne and Nish Kumar as the rowdy lads in year 11 that all the teachers hated and all the other students loved.

  • @scottstalcup4453
    @scottstalcup4453 7 лет назад +280

    Ed's Cockney Hard Man question. Absolute LEGEND!

    • @tomon5598
      @tomon5598 5 лет назад

      Scott Stalcup Ikr. Best one of the video

  • @villamad8040
    @villamad8040 5 лет назад +228

    Watching this in 2019 waiting for AQA to put one of these on an exam

  • @Ub3rtim2
    @Ub3rtim2 7 лет назад +1047

    Ed Gamble looks like he wants to laugh at all of his own jokes, but has been told to stop so he's really trying.

    • @ItsThatVogue
      @ItsThatVogue 7 лет назад +7

      U mean ed byrne, ed gamble doesn't look like that at all

    • @SamMatthewJ
      @SamMatthewJ 7 лет назад +21

      Average Commenter no it is ed gamble

    • @avbi666
      @avbi666 6 лет назад +1

      Steele Man wtf.. u blind,

    • @samo7230
      @samo7230 6 лет назад +4

      I am ed banger

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 3 года назад

      Either that or stifle a fart.

  • @calebartley3045
    @calebartley3045 6 лет назад +21

    Physics Exam Q1: Calculate the best angle of light reflected of Dara's head and onto a seagull above

  • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
    @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 5 лет назад +38

    IGCSE Maths: If you have 10 boxes of biscuits, each with 20 biscuits in them, then how the hell did you manage to eat all of them within a day of buying them?

    • @leo_warren
      @leo_warren 5 лет назад +1

      Jonathan Nicholls The fact it's an IGCSE is a joke in itself

    • @kiarona.
      @kiarona. 4 года назад +2

      Stop attacking me! 😂😂😅😅

    • @oqibidipo
      @oqibidipo 4 года назад +1

      With milk.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +280

    If freeedom of speech exists in the UK then why did Vodafone charge me to have a rant at my ex wife?

    • @Ballacha
      @Ballacha 6 лет назад +11

      because it gives you the freedom to choose to keep your sad thoughts to yourself.

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 6 лет назад

      Dats dee jook
      - McBain

    • @obliviouz
      @obliviouz 5 лет назад +7

      Ruined it. Should've gone with "free speech".

  • @Afroman764
    @Afroman764 6 лет назад +35

    Question one of Music A level. “And the band was
    A- Made of Rubber
    B- Written by Tim Firth or
    C- Showaddywaddy”

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      He stopped making that joke a while before this episode.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 года назад

      @@kylestubbs8867 yes and

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 года назад +13

    Hugh, Ed and Milton are geniuses.

    • @jesseberg3271
      @jesseberg3271 3 года назад +2

      Milton is a genius, Hugh just works really really hard (and go great effect) and Ed... I think Ed is usually just chemically enhanced. Love all three of them.

  • @Chefcouchon
    @Chefcouchon 7 лет назад +163

    I would love them to do a reunion episode with Frankie, Hugh, Andy, Milton, Russell Howard and Ed Byrne just for one night only

    • @blackutdmen1626
      @blackutdmen1626 7 лет назад +10

      That would be awesome

    • @kpman644
      @kpman644 7 лет назад +1

      Hazza The BBC hate frankie

    • @joaquinsinay9775
      @joaquinsinay9775 7 лет назад +3

      Kevin O'Riordan that's why the public loves him.

    • @joeblundy9185
      @joeblundy9185 6 лет назад +11

      Kevin O'Riordan If the BBC hated Frankie he wouldn't have his own show on BBC 2.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад +1

      @@kpman644 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @ninjadudeofficial
    @ninjadudeofficial 7 лет назад +482

    I feel like there was a missed opportunity for "AQA GCSE Biology exam: Explain why this victorian newspaper drew Charles Darwin as a money"

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 7 лет назад +12

      Am I the only one that thinks that question wasn't that bad? I was more confused at the sick chickens question

    • @spikeymikey9518
      @spikeymikey9518 7 лет назад +18

      The question made perfect sense. It was because of his belief in evolution from apes. Wow, too difficult?

    • @FloxPepper
      @FloxPepper 7 лет назад

      TomsGuitarCovers they missed the k I think

    • @oswinaltava
      @oswinaltava 7 лет назад +12

      At least you didn't get asked about independent companies in your biology exam...traumatized for life

    • @tommurdoch1616
      @tommurdoch1616 6 лет назад

      Oswin Altava it was the easiest question on the paper as it's not biology

  • @panicatthehippo3660
    @panicatthehippo3660 7 лет назад +834

    Why was Charles Darwin a Victorian meme?
    Oh wait no that was a real question nevermind...

  • @RBenjo21
    @RBenjo21 6 лет назад +65

    Music, Question 1: # Can you hear the drums, Fernando? #

  • @eeshapatel58
    @eeshapatel58 Год назад +2

    Heres mine😂
    "Chemistry question 1".
    "Is inhaling febreeze dangerous".
    "Yes or YES".😂

  • @jacobcompagna5304
    @jacobcompagna5304 7 лет назад +74

    Nuclear physics question 1 mark on a map where Guam used to be. XD I'm dieing over that one

  • @rubywest5166
    @rubywest5166 4 года назад +12

    Alternatively, a French exam is the same as an English exam, but spoken more slowly and with hand gestures

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Год назад +2

    0:16 welcome to the Australian exam.
    Guess where I am going with this one.

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 3 года назад +7

    LMAO Ed's "write it in foreign" joke xD

    • @aslanilyayasa8146
      @aslanilyayasa8146 3 года назад

      I didn't get it can you help

    • @Maerahn
      @Maerahn 3 года назад

      @@aslanilyayasa8146 It's mocking the British attitude to learning foreign languages in school, i.e. the education system is set up that we only do a half-assed attempt at it, because we assume everywhere else knows how to speak English (because they actually learn to PROPERLY, from a really young age) so why should we put much effort into learning other languages? The education system will get over its arrogance in that sense eventually - we can only hope.

    • @writerinprogress
      @writerinprogress 2 года назад

      @@aslanilyayasa8146 It's taking the piss out of British education system's half-assed teaching of foreign languages in schools, combined with the Brits' reputation for travelling all over the world and expecting everyone to speak English to them (which the rest of the world inevitably does because they CAN, because THEY'RE taught properly from a very young age to learn languages other than their native one.)

  • @lizzielawton.performer
    @lizzielawton.performer 6 лет назад +1

    "Cockney hardman exam: question one- the _fuck_ you lookin at?" LEGENDARY

  • @UsernameHere51
    @UsernameHere51 6 лет назад +72

    English Oral Exam: Spell I Cup

    • @UsernameHere51
      @UsernameHere51 6 лет назад +8

      OBaxter 2603 I know it’s an old overused joke....that’s kind of the whole point...

    • @totallyoutofit6989
      @totallyoutofit6989 6 лет назад

      Little Misty-eyed Ha

    • @totallyoutofit6989
      @totallyoutofit6989 6 лет назад +2

      OBaxter 2603 jesus Christ calm the fuck down

    • @jackbutler354
      @jackbutler354 5 лет назад +1

      @@baxter2402 dude calm down its just a _joke_

    • @baxter2402
      @baxter2402 5 лет назад

      jack butler mans replying to something over a year ago thinking I’m mad

  • @sebastieng1707
    @sebastieng1707 5 лет назад +7

    "Was it something YOU did ?" Killed me !! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ToDahRANDOMOBILE
    @ToDahRANDOMOBILE 7 лет назад +5

    Ed Gamble is the gift that keeps on giving

  • @martini668
    @martini668 4 года назад +6

    Love when they laugh at each other jokes

  • @Swinsor
    @Swinsor 5 лет назад +5

    I love watching them think it’s their turn so they try to take it but someone else does so they get the walk of shame.

  • @alyr228
    @alyr228 5 лет назад +3

    I've got my year 11 yearly exams on this week and I don't know what or where this show has come from, and I understand nothing, but this numbs the pain, so I'll take it.

  • @emjackson2289
    @emjackson2289 6 лет назад +10

    First line from novel being "Welcome to Jurassic Park" - Billy and the Clonesaurus surely?

  • @LoogiTheDino
    @LoogiTheDino 7 лет назад +68

    That Cornwall joke tho :o

    • @yahyasajid5113
      @yahyasajid5113 6 лет назад +2

      Luigi2012SM64 don't get it

    • @JamieGifford
      @JamieGifford 6 лет назад

      Truro is the capital of Cornwall.

    • @xander5637
      @xander5637 6 лет назад

      Anyone here actually from Cornwall?

    • @JamieGifford
      @JamieGifford 6 лет назад

      Yes - Perranporth

    • @xander5637
      @xander5637 6 лет назад

      Jamie Gifford Music Oh cool! I’m from Newquay.

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 5 лет назад +9

    Milton cracks me up every time

    • @Adam7ep
      @Adam7ep 3 года назад +1

      Same here

  • @shanhussain6114
    @shanhussain6114 5 лет назад +59

    Welcome to your Advanced Chemistry exam. Question one: Can you make meth?
    Question two: Can you make some right now? I promise I'll pay next week, I just need a teenth

  • @reganator5000
    @reganator5000 5 лет назад +2

    the fast and furious naming convention should be adopted for everything

  • @rokoplayzandmore7812
    @rokoplayzandmore7812 6 лет назад +2

    The Cornwall one killed me 😂😂

  • @juliaverrier
    @juliaverrier 7 лет назад +53

    Dude in the grey shirt is fittttt

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 6 лет назад +11

    extension to the french exam question.
    australian exam.
    guess where I am going with this one.

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Год назад +3

    "How did Teresa May become Prime Minister? Discuss. No, seriously, we'd like to know too."

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Год назад +1

    1:51 H. G. Wells - the time machine

  • @oriteols
    @oriteols 6 лет назад

    ‘what the fuck you lookin at’ 😂😂😂😂

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 4 года назад +1

    Ed, Hugh and Milton are funny.

  • @Hotsteppermurdarah
    @Hotsteppermurdarah 6 лет назад +1

    2.26 Milton cringing at the redheads 'joke'

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 лет назад +4

    1:35
    I feel like this should be an actual question on a paper.

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 6 лет назад +5

    By judging the angle of dangle, determine the measure of the pleasure?

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 5 лет назад +3

    There will be a lecture on Time Travel in the library, 2 weeks ago.

  • @thomson8017
    @thomson8017 7 лет назад +27

    That last one tho😂

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 7 лет назад +33

    The Fate of The Mice & Men.

  • @BennyTheBrawler
    @BennyTheBrawler 7 лет назад +88

    They've definitely added a crowd laughing sound effect

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +2

    How old is the universe
    1. About 13820000000 years
    2. About 6000 years
    3. I am not going to get into a religious debate with you

  • @前橋みき
    @前橋みき 4 года назад +1

    The funniest show on YT bar none!!

  • @rockythefox1
    @rockythefox1 6 лет назад +7

    Question 1: have you gotten PPI in the last year?

  • @rowanhenn369
    @rowanhenn369 7 лет назад +1

    The Cornwall one got me off guard ahaha

  • @peacook7069
    @peacook7069 7 лет назад +6

    Political Science - Question One: Do you need pens and paper?

  • @jacob_filmmaker
    @jacob_filmmaker 5 лет назад +4

    1:17 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bless-the-Name
    @Bless-the-Name 5 лет назад +3

    1:04 is a serious question (for the ages)

  • @Vedrajrm
    @Vedrajrm 5 лет назад +5

    It's nice how they allow for each other's joke to sink In before starting their own

  • @amiematthews8393
    @amiematthews8393 6 лет назад +2

    I’m waiting for this years one of rejected exam questions..... I really hope you do one

  • @jackywackydoodah2821
    @jackywackydoodah2821 Год назад +2

    2:00

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 3 года назад +1

    Mind readers exam. Question one:
    😳

  • @marquiis1693
    @marquiis1693 6 лет назад +3

    Its like British "Whos line is it anyways"

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 6 лет назад +6

      who's line is it anyway is british

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +68

    ''Millions of pounds has been raised for Children In Need over the years. Should i get my 6 yr old son to make a sob story so we get a shit load of money?''

    • @oabuseer
      @oabuseer 7 лет назад +1

      Michael Langley Ehhhh

  • @AgressiveScreaming
    @AgressiveScreaming 5 лет назад +2

    If train A left station B at 9 AM going 30 miles per hour, and train B left station A at 10 AM going 40 miles per hour, why did my wife leave me?

  • @AngusJones
    @AngusJones 7 лет назад +2

    cockney hardamn exam one was brilliant

  • @crisrose9707
    @crisrose9707 6 лет назад +2

    "of mice and men, tokyo drift" XD

  • @alexizdabestPSN
    @alexizdabestPSN Год назад

    When Nish Kumar approaches the mic, the probability of him only having a brexit or Tory party joke, increases to 1.0

  • @mansoorhabib8248
    @mansoorhabib8248 3 месяца назад

    Hugh was on 🔥 on this one.

  • @Liam-qn2kn
    @Liam-qn2kn 5 лет назад +10

    Exam questions written by jimmy savile
    Question 1: what is your name?
    Question 2: how old are you?
    Question 3: are you single?
    Question 4: are your parents out of the house?
    Question 5: will you get it my van?
    And finally question 6: will Jim fix it?

  • @noielspearman9757
    @noielspearman9757 4 года назад +1

    If John has 290 electoral votes and Donald has 232, who is the winner?

  • @KB-qh2jt
    @KB-qh2jt 4 года назад

    Ok, those were well done!

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 6 лет назад +2

    My Entries:
    "Music History - Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?"
    "Marine Biology - Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
    "Ethicl Studies - What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
    "Using the image provided, please draw a circle in the area where Waldo is"
    "Physics - Please explain Depack Chopra theories on quantum mechanics...because we sure as hell can't!"

  • @artusdreimalneun2595
    @artusdreimalneun2595 5 лет назад +1

    Second last is fairly obvious from the graders perspective: Time travel is possible if, and only if, this question will be answered by at least one student, given it is being asked in every exam with a probability P > 0.

    • @artusdreimalneun2595
      @artusdreimalneun2595 5 лет назад

      Proof:
      Assume time travel is possible. Then, at some point in the future, there exists a student that has sufficient time to solve the question.
      Now only assume that a student has solved the question in -3

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 5 лет назад

      @@artusdreimalneun2595 But why is the rum gone?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +11

    ''How many people think of George Michael when going to a public toilet?''

  • @AidanMillward
    @AidanMillward 7 лет назад

    Question one: do you like the music of Showaddywaddy?

  • @emivalx
    @emivalx 6 лет назад +4

    Philosophy exam. Question 1... or is it?

  • @oliverbarnett4619
    @oliverbarnett4619 7 лет назад +282

    They are contracted to have at least 1 female comedian on every episode.

    • @axolotlking11
      @axolotlking11 7 лет назад +13

      OLIVER BARNETT it's called equality... And feminism

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed 7 лет назад +94

      Really? I've seen plenty with 6 white males. Was that not enough for you?

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 7 лет назад +15

      Nerdybirdie Equality would be contractually obligated to ALLOW female comedians on.

    • @oliverbarnett4619
      @oliverbarnett4619 7 лет назад +14

      I know it is I am merely making a statement. im all for it female comedians being on the show and being respected like male comedians. perhaps next time you read what I have written not what you want to read.

    • @oliverbarnett4619
      @oliverbarnett4619 7 лет назад +3

      this contract was only brought in in the last few years. i know the producer of the show.

  • @scengzunit
    @scengzunit 5 лет назад

    1:05 pretty sure that's Russell's chuckle in the audience

  • @scottyh8494
    @scottyh8494 5 лет назад

    Very good.

  • @persononinternet7868
    @persononinternet7868 4 года назад

    lol the jurassic park one

  • @deshawnmarilmyer3776
    @deshawnmarilmyer3776 4 года назад +1

    2021 BRING HIM BACK.
    BRING BACK BOYLE!!

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 7 лет назад +1

    Milton rocks

  • @scottscott232
    @scottscott232 2 года назад +3

    Nish is just so very very funny. Has me crying with laughter all the time.

  • @claytonlevibrown
    @claytonlevibrown 7 лет назад

    all very good on this one, that last one nice work, I liked that hard man stuff and the time travel guy for sure.

  • @Scaro.s
    @Scaro.s 5 лет назад +1

    Yeah but if its false then Cornwall does have a capital which is Truro. If it’s Truro which is is then the answer is Truro. Milton’s created a quiet the paradox

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 5 лет назад +1

    If I have 2 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other how much of a drinking problem do I have?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 лет назад

    ''Safe sex. Can it be much safer with handrails?''

  • @kittycat-kg4dm
    @kittycat-kg4dm 5 лет назад

    Eton one killed me

  • @RUFU58
    @RUFU58 5 лет назад +1

    I’ve watched pretty much all of these but this one is fantastic - they’re all really funny!

  • @Fed-np9ez
    @Fed-np9ez 5 лет назад +1

    I knew the brexit joke was comin there had to be one

  • @joeblundy9185
    @joeblundy9185 6 лет назад

    2:09 is the best one.

  • @paulsmith809
    @paulsmith809 6 лет назад

    Theology is there a god,good effort thanks

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 6 лет назад +2

    Psychology: Why?