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Dara's eyes are finally proportional to his head size.
''How does it get dark at night? A because the moon covers the sun or B Dara o Briain blocks the sunlight with his huge head?''
Caleb Flood I didn't understand this for a while
Caleb Flood 😂😂😂
That was me when I saw the score on the test.
“How fresh is Dara really?”
Is it a) fight them on the beaches
B) goddamn I love these peaches 😂
Well remembered.
That's a throwback and a half, isn't it? :)
Jessie Paprotny that and 'princess monaco of kent' still make me laugh hysterically
Let us not forget pretty much every word Franky Boyle ever said on this show
900th like oioi
Which of these is a famous quote by Winston Churchill?:
A - “we will fight them on the beaches”
B - “god damn, I love these peaches”
Both
G
It's V
For VICTORY!
and up yours.
B
Nice stolen comment bro x
That poor girl in the dress tried to tell her joke like 6 times this gives me anxiety
Lmfao I died at "Why is Piers Morgan?"
i don't get it
@@Wolvenworks It's a joke that is supposed to poke fun at the fact that Piers Morgan frequently butts into everything with his opinion when it wasn't asked for.
Warlight His home country hates him as much as those of us in the US do.
@@Wolvenworks The question was phrased as though it was going to be longer than 4 words. In the end it turned out to be effectively "What is the point in Piers Morgan?" or "How did it happen??".
@@Wolvenworks The joke is Piers Morgan's continuing career. The British public is the punchline.
How about this question:
Estimate the number of times "Rejected Exam Questions" has been used, not counting the times you've seen it on Dave.
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
When I finally think I have escaped this meme
0
42
It's the question that keeps on giving.
2, 4, 6, 8
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?
Alex Alone our school’s yellow team: YELLOW FRICKING TEAM BIATCHAS
Alex Alone not the queen not the queen but (football team name) football team
Alex Alone That’s what we’d say for our kids sports teams haha
@@wolfmelody2787 it's a British football (soccer) chant. We have a few of them.
How many units of alcohol will you drink per week, in order to cope with working a job you hate? Show your working out.
Cannot show workings out as nothing ever works out...
42
@@Lord_Skeptic number of life?
Square root of 64 time 4ac over 2a
i
0:58 drax wrote that question
1:16 that question was written by everyone in the replies section of the BBC News twitter posts
And in the middle of that round, the points go to: *Dara Ó Briain!*
The French oral joke omg too funny!!
Chelsea Mary-Margaret I think I've heard it at least 4 times on mock the week in the past
It was very predictable
Haven't watched yet but I'll bet there is at least one brexit joke
U weren’t wrong
It was possibly the least funny joke ever told on this program.
@@eughyuck Probably
who u think told it 🤦♂️
Why do people have to make Brexit and political jokes all the time? Comedians are running out of ideas, and it is becoming ultra frustrating
I acually wrote down nish's equation intending to solve it... then looked at it and immediately realised it's actually unsolvable xd
I take German for GCSE soo...
Hallo, Ich bin eine Britische Flüchtling. Kann Ich im deiner Land wohnen bitte?
Knowing full well I'm complying 100% to my national stereotype:
"Hallo, ich bin ein britischer Flüchtling. Darf ich bitte in Ihrem Land wohnen?"
Well done ❤️
This is according to Bing Translator: "Hallo, ich bin ein britischer Flüchtling. Bitte kann ich in Ihrem Land leben?"
@@caschdiify still better than the original post
Which of these is considered the best doctor to have ever lived?
A) David Tennant
B) Tom Baker
C) William Hartnell
D) Matt Smith
@@Alinor24
... is the correct answer
A
E) Jon Pertwee
A) David Tennant
I am just amazed at the talent of these folks! I keep watching these episodes over and over and over and i never feel bored! I wish someday i can watch these amazing performers perform from the studios, live. Greatest show on earth!
Why is piers morgan?
The woman in red tried going like 10 times 😭😭
Nameless who’s she ?
TheStarGamer tiff
I suspect the answer to "Why is Piers Morgan?" resembles the answer to "Why is Gamora?"
Ah... exactly what I was thinking.
''When we will we think of new subjects for Scenes We Would Like To See?''
They should do bad things to hear when waking up, unlikely things to hear at a funeral or the worst things to say to a policeman
Indeed. The actual reason why Mock the Week is declining is NOT because of Frankie Boyle's departure (as suggested by his obsessive fanboys commenting "BRING BACK FRANKIE!" on literally every mtw video) but just the repetitive uninnovative nature of the show since 2014. It's the same reason why Andy Parsons left the following year.
DZJ 1011 I would say that Frankie did bring in a lot of dark humour to the show which hasn’t really been the same ever since , but the show has been going for 14 years so obviously it’s declining
0:24 is the best joke imo
The algebra one could be a legit question on an exam
1:56 is my fave hands down
The Southern Rail one got me
Which is surprising, given how long it takes Southern Rail to get anywhere.
The apple one really got me 😂
Ive actually worked out 2:15
8X-Y =12
Using simple multiplication we can determine the multiple of 8 closest to and simultaneously higher than 12 which is 16.
Now knowing that 8x= 16 we know X=2 we also know that Y=4 due to 16-12
Now for the next bit
3x over 4Y or
6 over 16, simplyfy this down to 3 over 8 and you get the answer of 0.375
Nope. 8x-y=12 has infinitely many solutions. Nothing in the question restricts to positive integer solutions but, even if you do make that restriction, there are still infinitely many solutions. You give x=2, y=4 but there are also x=3 y=12, x=4 y=20, x=5 y=28, and so on. All of these give different values for 3x/4y.
My brain hurts
Which is the best anti depressant to take when you start working like a slave after school?
2:53 always get a laugh out of southerners thinking they know what it’s like to have bad railways
I get a laugh at people in developed countries thinking they have it bad.
It's not just about the quality of the joke it's about the delivery as well. There are so many crap deliverers of a joke on this show now.
@Vincent Roche He left 11 years ago, probably time to move on now.
Which jokes were poorly delivered though?
"Which hurts more: standing on an upturned plug, or standing on a Lego brick?"
(11 marks)
Standing on a Lego model of an upturned plug.
0:24 won it almost straight away. Cracking jokes.
2:14
*IM DANNY DYER*
_AND THIS BRITAIN’S HARDEST EXAMS_
Calculate the height of the snowman.
OH WAIT!
#nat5maths2019
Officer K
Maybe for you, not for me
Nat.5 lul
Officer K
Not that it any of your business but I’m not taking higher. Maths isn’t for everyone, no matter how much work I put in it’s never been easy for me.
@@zacksimpson6320 bruh no need to be a dick
Muneeba Amjad I mean it was just Pythagoras
why is piers morgan
I so love this can't stop laughing
‘How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, discuss”
"Why is Pierce Morgan?" is sth that you Britts wonder every day? 😅
No, nowadays it would be _"Where_ is Piers Morgan?"
0:33 42 miles
You just turned 16 did you XD
1:00 this dude be looking like a older Asian Kyle walker with more hair
The googly eyes caught me so off guard. 🤣
If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, I guess you know why they call this a work station.
This was surprisingly good.
Science: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Mr krabs
Well, sir, there are two schools of thought on the subject.
What are the 2 schools
0:58 I’ll do you one better, who is piers morgan?
''Do the dead turn in their graves during an earthquake?''
Only if they dedicated their lives to disproving it.
This questions would be preferable to those which sit in my RE exam.
That’s numberwang!
If anyone's wondering, the answer to Nish's/Danny Dyer's question is that 3x/4y = (36+3y)/32y or 3x/(32x-48), depending on whether you want it in terms of x or y. Yes, I am single.
👏 👏 👏
Translate the word ‘mom’ into the following 3 languages: French, Chinese, Al Jolson.
If a cappucino is made up of 1/3 milk, 1/3 espresso and 2/3 cocoa powder, how do I still have a Maths qualification?
If Edward II ÷ Henry V = hydrogen peroxide then What is the square root of popeye
Little britain reference
Mo Salah’s got jokes
0:18 Michael rosen in the house
2020: All of them
Thanks corona
Im doing my gcse right now so this is nice humour to calm me
My submission:
Describe the fallen German Currency - 0 marks
TV at it's finest - Hugh - get outta there...
rhys james from the football republic
I never knew googly eyes could look so angry.
Dara with googly eyes is actually terrifying
Ahh, the first Mock The Week video I ever saw.
Nish Kumar tells the same five jokes every time he's on this show.
Aifread Not sure I’ve ever seen him on a show where he hasn’t mentioned “brown people”.
nope
"I'm Nish Kumar and I'm not this other brown person"
"HELLO, I'M DANNY DYER WITH *Insert thing here*"
"Joke about Piers Morgan!"
"Joke about brown people because I'm brown"
Congratulations, I just gave away every Nish Kumar joke he's ever made and will ever make on Mock the Week.
PerfectHarbinger but he made a joke about trains in this episode
at least nish is capable of telling jokes while ed gamble IS a joke
0:33 😂
1:57 lmaooo
Bottom pass indication elwzw stir respondent operate minimize substance fighting.
Dennis Feinstein?
Boris thick jon joke the best.
Kyle Walker did well.
Why does the guy in the white shirt remind me of Kyle Walker
@2:24 "Remember me, Eddie?"
Who framed Roger rabbit
2:20 -16y+3 over -384x+256xy
Finally Daras eyes match the size of his head.
If Billy needs the train to leave the station right now, he should have gone before the exam started because there will be no bathroom breaks.
Hi
Where's James Acaster? :-(
I don't know where is James acaster
Dont know, ask him
I'll do you one better:
Why is James Acaster?
"Hallo, ich bin ein Britischer Flüchtling. Kann ich bitte in Ihrem Land leben?"
😅😅 we all move to Germany!
French oral AND written exam.
My Entry: *WHY IS GAMORA??* 😂
Ha brilliant 😂😂😂
Harlod shipman 😂
Those eyes though
who else has exams?
1:05 42
I actually pissed myself laughing
1:15 Hallo, ich bin ein britischer Flüchtling. Bitte, ich kann in deinem Land leben.
BedsitBob I wouldn't use 'deinem', since you are not intimate friends. 'Euhren' would be more suitable.
Also, verb inversion is needed in the second sentence so swap the ich and the kann. Plus it's a question so it needs a question mark at the end.
,,hello i´m a british refugee, please can I live in your country?" in german is: ,,Hallo, ich bin ein britischer Flüchtling. Kann ich bitte in Ihrem Land Leben?" and i´m just gonna leave this here...
Napoleon Bonaparte's middle name is Taurus.
Goddamn I love these peaches
"2, 4, 6, 8, WHOM do we appreciate?"
Before you finish the exam for Christmas break, explain why Elf is the best Christmas movie.
0:14 he was from not going out
and from outnumbered
And My Hero.
Bloke look like Kyle Walker
I’m only here for Ed Gamble-
Hahahaha this is funny!
0:33
This joke is even more true in 2019!
WHY IS PIERS MORGAN FUCKING KILLED ME
No laughing now!
2:23
3 over 8 is one possibility
One of them could have said: ....Nothing.....