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  • @mdntctyvlcn
    @mdntctyvlcn 6 лет назад +2042

    Dara's eyes are finally proportional to his head size.

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 5 лет назад +28

      ''How does it get dark at night? A because the moon covers the sun or B Dara o Briain blocks the sunlight with his huge head?''

    • @hannahswallow1150
      @hannahswallow1150 5 лет назад +2

      Caleb Flood I didn't understand this for a while

    • @katierose8240
      @katierose8240 5 лет назад +2

      Caleb Flood 😂😂😂

    • @whiteshadow8152
      @whiteshadow8152 5 лет назад +2

      That was me when I saw the score on the test.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад +1

      “How fresh is Dara really?”

  • @jessiepaprotny4707
    @jessiepaprotny4707 5 лет назад +2371

    Is it a) fight them on the beaches
    B) goddamn I love these peaches 😂

    • @williamgannaway8183
      @williamgannaway8183 5 лет назад +40

      Well remembered.

    • @xtheamazingax
      @xtheamazingax 5 лет назад +32

      That's a throwback and a half, isn't it? :)

    • @SeerWalker
      @SeerWalker 5 лет назад +21

      Jessie Paprotny that and 'princess monaco of kent' still make me laugh hysterically

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 5 лет назад +7

      Let us not forget pretty much every word Franky Boyle ever said on this show

    • @jonathanbrettyoung5749
      @jonathanbrettyoung5749 5 лет назад

      900th like oioi

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 5 лет назад +761

    Which of these is a famous quote by Winston Churchill?:
    A - “we will fight them on the beaches”
    B - “god damn, I love these peaches”

  • @xxFinnandSamxx
    @xxFinnandSamxx 5 лет назад +457

    That poor girl in the dress tried to tell her joke like 6 times this gives me anxiety

  • @wheeler6768
    @wheeler6768 5 лет назад +569

    Lmfao I died at "Why is Piers Morgan?"

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 4 года назад +3

      i don't get it

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny 4 года назад +24

      @@Wolvenworks It's a joke that is supposed to poke fun at the fact that Piers Morgan frequently butts into everything with his opinion when it wasn't asked for.

    • @KevinNerfs
      @KevinNerfs 3 года назад +9

      Warlight His home country hates him as much as those of us in the US do.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 3 года назад +11

      @@Wolvenworks The question was phrased as though it was going to be longer than 4 words. In the end it turned out to be effectively "What is the point in Piers Morgan?" or "How did it happen??".

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 года назад +5

      @@Wolvenworks The joke is Piers Morgan's continuing career. The British public is the punchline.

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 6 лет назад +594

    How about this question:
    Estimate the number of times "Rejected Exam Questions" has been used, not counting the times you've seen it on Dave.

  • @erisplaysgames
    @erisplaysgames 5 лет назад +451

    2, 4, 6, 8
    WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?

    • @aniimatedHumorist
      @aniimatedHumorist 5 лет назад +2

      Alex Alone our school’s yellow team: YELLOW FRICKING TEAM BIATCHAS

    • @ezzdudley1584
      @ezzdudley1584 5 лет назад

      Alex Alone not the queen not the queen but (football team name) football team

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 5 лет назад

      Alex Alone That’s what we’d say for our kids sports teams haha

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 года назад

      @@wolfmelody2787 it's a British football (soccer) chant. We have a few of them.

  • @thedoctorand
    @thedoctorand 6 лет назад +731

    How many units of alcohol will you drink per week, in order to cope with working a job you hate? Show your working out.

  • @davidlance5310
    @davidlance5310 6 лет назад +108

    0:58 drax wrote that question
    1:16 that question was written by everyone in the replies section of the BBC News twitter posts

  • @MikeDCWeld
    @MikeDCWeld 6 лет назад +168

    And in the middle of that round, the points go to: *Dara Ó Briain!*

  • @CMR_1317
    @CMR_1317 5 лет назад +218

    The French oral joke omg too funny!!

    • @brendanhunter389
      @brendanhunter389 5 лет назад +8

      Chelsea Mary-Margaret I think I've heard it at least 4 times on mock the week in the past

    • @JGreen444
      @JGreen444 4 года назад +3

      It was very predictable

  • @brendanhunter389
    @brendanhunter389 5 лет назад +827

    Haven't watched yet but I'll bet there is at least one brexit joke

    • @user-xd4sk4pk7h
      @user-xd4sk4pk7h 5 лет назад +46

      U weren’t wrong

    • @eughyuck
      @eughyuck 5 лет назад +67

      It was possibly the least funny joke ever told on this program.

    • @livinglifeform7974
      @livinglifeform7974 5 лет назад +1

      @@eughyuck Probably

    • @vickash1072
      @vickash1072 5 лет назад +3

      who u think told it 🤦‍♂️

    • @georgebarrand-wood2424
      @georgebarrand-wood2424 5 лет назад +18

      Why do people have to make Brexit and political jokes all the time? Comedians are running out of ideas, and it is becoming ultra frustrating

  • @lilyjackson6460
    @lilyjackson6460 4 года назад +15

    I acually wrote down nish's equation intending to solve it... then looked at it and immediately realised it's actually unsolvable xd

  • @bl4zze_
    @bl4zze_ 5 лет назад +65

    I take German for GCSE soo...
    Hallo, Ich bin eine Britische Flüchtling. Kann Ich im deiner Land wohnen bitte?

    • @gerdforster883
      @gerdforster883 5 лет назад +27

      Knowing full well I'm complying 100% to my national stereotype:
      "Hallo, ich bin ein britischer Flüchtling. Darf ich bitte in Ihrem Land wohnen?"

    • @caschdiify
      @caschdiify 3 года назад

      Well done ❤️

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 3 года назад +1

      This is according to Bing Translator: "Hallo, ich bin ein britischer Flüchtling. Bitte kann ich in Ihrem Land leben?"

    • @CellarDoorPoet
      @CellarDoorPoet 3 года назад

      @@caschdiify still better than the original post

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 5 лет назад +36

    Which of these is considered the best doctor to have ever lived?
    A) David Tennant
    B) Tom Baker
    C) William Hartnell

  • @Ram92026z
    @Ram92026z 3 года назад +13

    I am just amazed at the talent of these folks! I keep watching these episodes over and over and over and i never feel bored! I wish someday i can watch these amazing performers perform from the studios, live. Greatest show on earth!

  • @HA-xx5no
    @HA-xx5no 5 лет назад +46

    Why is piers morgan?

  • @user-jk1ts3iv8u
    @user-jk1ts3iv8u 5 лет назад +149

    The woman in red tried going like 10 times 😭😭

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson 5 лет назад +15

    I suspect the answer to "Why is Piers Morgan?" resembles the answer to "Why is Gamora?"

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 лет назад +102

    ''When we will we think of new subjects for Scenes We Would Like To See?''

    • @elliottknifton8902
      @elliottknifton8902 5 лет назад +14

      They should do bad things to hear when waking up, unlikely things to hear at a funeral or the worst things to say to a policeman

    • @Rockersrule1011
      @Rockersrule1011 5 лет назад +7

      Indeed. The actual reason why Mock the Week is declining is NOT because of Frankie Boyle's departure (as suggested by his obsessive fanboys commenting "BRING BACK FRANKIE!" on literally every mtw video) but just the repetitive uninnovative nature of the show since 2014. It's the same reason why Andy Parsons left the following year.

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 5 лет назад +3

      DZJ 1011 I would say that Frankie did bring in a lot of dark humour to the show which hasn’t really been the same ever since , but the show has been going for 14 years so obviously it’s declining

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 5 лет назад +8

    0:24 is the best joke imo

  • @silvanaworrall8716
    @silvanaworrall8716 5 лет назад +20

    The algebra one could be a legit question on an exam

  • @Vendoodle64
    @Vendoodle64 5 лет назад +24

    1:56 is my fave hands down

  • @esard2011
    @esard2011 5 лет назад +13

    The Southern Rail one got me

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      Which is surprising, given how long it takes Southern Rail to get anywhere.

  • @YanxaW
    @YanxaW 5 лет назад +7

    The apple one really got me 😂

  • @dawkshangout1261
    @dawkshangout1261 4 года назад +4

    Ive actually worked out 2:15
    8X-Y =12
    Using simple multiplication we can determine the multiple of 8 closest to and simultaneously higher than 12 which is 16.
    Now knowing that 8x= 16 we know X=2 we also know that Y=4 due to 16-12
    Now for the next bit
    3x over 4Y or
    6 over 16, simplyfy this down to 3 over 8 and you get the answer of 0.375

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад +1

      Nope. 8x-y=12 has infinitely many solutions. Nothing in the question restricts to positive integer solutions but, even if you do make that restriction, there are still infinitely many solutions. You give x=2, y=4 but there are also x=3 y=12, x=4 y=20, x=5 y=28, and so on. All of these give different values for 3x/4y.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад

      My brain hurts

  • @pathandude5221
    @pathandude5221 5 лет назад +36

    Which is the best anti depressant to take when you start working like a slave after school?

  • @ciscocastello3561
    @ciscocastello3561 5 лет назад +3

    2:53 always get a laugh out of southerners thinking they know what it’s like to have bad railways

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 3 года назад +1

      I get a laugh at people in developed countries thinking they have it bad.

  • @joewhite22
    @joewhite22 5 лет назад +270

    It's not just about the quality of the joke it's about the delivery as well. There are so many crap deliverers of a joke on this show now.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 года назад +8

      @Vincent Roche He left 11 years ago, probably time to move on now.
      Which jokes were poorly delivered though?

  • @DitzyNizzy2009
    @DitzyNizzy2009 5 лет назад +7

    "Which hurts more: standing on an upturned plug, or standing on a Lego brick?"

    • @FixTheWi-Fi
      @FixTheWi-Fi 5 лет назад

      (11 marks)

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 лет назад +1

      Standing on a Lego model of an upturned plug.

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 3 года назад +1

    0:24 won it almost straight away. Cracking jokes.

  • @crystalsthename
    @crystalsthename 4 года назад +4

    2:14
    *IM DANNY DYER*
    _AND THIS BRITAIN’S HARDEST EXAMS_

  • @caseyholmes8668
    @caseyholmes8668 5 лет назад +57

    Calculate the height of the snowman.
    OH WAIT!
    #nat5maths2019

    • @caseyholmes8668
      @caseyholmes8668 5 лет назад +1

      Officer K
      Maybe for you, not for me

    • @zakip1982
      @zakip1982 5 лет назад

      Nat.5 lul

    • @caseyholmes8668
      @caseyholmes8668 5 лет назад

      Officer K
      Not that it any of your business but I’m not taking higher. Maths isn’t for everyone, no matter how much work I put in it’s never been easy for me.

    • @brownxperson
      @brownxperson 5 лет назад

      @@zacksimpson6320 bruh no need to be a dick

    • @piggypopbop2506
      @piggypopbop2506 5 лет назад

      Muneeba Amjad I mean it was just Pythagoras

  • @jakethesnake95
    @jakethesnake95 4 года назад +4

    why is piers morgan

  • @sisterinchristdaily5331
    @sisterinchristdaily5331 3 года назад +1

    I so love this can't stop laughing

  • @ejac6785
    @ejac6785 5 лет назад +2

    ‘How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, discuss”

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 3 года назад +2

    "Why is Pierce Morgan?" is sth that you Britts wonder every day? 😅

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      No, nowadays it would be _"Where_ is Piers Morgan?"

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +5

    0:33 42 miles

  • @aeris2001
    @aeris2001 5 лет назад +13

    You just turned 16 did you XD

  • @DK-ru4yw
    @DK-ru4yw 5 лет назад +2

    1:00 this dude be looking like a older Asian Kyle walker with more hair

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 8 месяцев назад

    The googly eyes caught me so off guard. 🤣

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +6

    If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, I guess you know why they call this a work station.

  • @rocketraccoon77
    @rocketraccoon77 6 лет назад +31

    This was surprisingly good.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +81

    Science: who lives in a pineapple under the sea

    • @et0474
      @et0474 5 лет назад

      Mr krabs

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 2 года назад

      Well, sir, there are two schools of thought on the subject.

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 2 года назад +1

      What are the 2 schools

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 5 лет назад +3

    0:58 I’ll do you one better, who is piers morgan?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 года назад +3

    ''Do the dead turn in their graves during an earthquake?''

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +1

      Only if they dedicated their lives to disproving it.

  • @elliotstacey1393
    @elliotstacey1393 5 лет назад

    This questions would be preferable to those which sit in my RE exam.

  • @jonathancooper4914
    @jonathancooper4914 4 года назад +1

    That’s numberwang!

  • @ciangrant3042
    @ciangrant3042 3 года назад +1

    If anyone's wondering, the answer to Nish's/Danny Dyer's question is that 3x/4y = (36+3y)/32y or 3x/(32x-48), depending on whether you want it in terms of x or y. Yes, I am single.

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 5 лет назад +16

    Translate the word ‘mom’ into the following 3 languages: French, Chinese, Al Jolson.

  • @bootieos7701
    @bootieos7701 4 года назад +4

    If a cappucino is made up of 1/3 milk, 1/3 espresso and 2/3 cocoa powder, how do I still have a Maths qualification?

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +16

    If Edward II ÷ Henry V = hydrogen peroxide then What is the square root of popeye
    Little britain reference

  • @tosho7523
    @tosho7523 5 лет назад

    Mo Salah’s got jokes

  • @dumbshit2566
    @dumbshit2566 5 лет назад

    0:18 Michael rosen in the house

  • @waterwarrior2626
    @waterwarrior2626 4 года назад +2

    2020: All of them
    Thanks corona

  • @iam._.lou7877
    @iam._.lou7877 5 лет назад +1

    Im doing my gcse right now so this is nice humour to calm me

  • @Sergeantmajormario
    @Sergeantmajormario 2 года назад +2

    My submission:
    Describe the fallen German Currency - 0 marks

  • @timdavies4679
    @timdavies4679 5 лет назад +1

    TV at it's finest - Hugh - get outta there...

  • @anderherrera7180
    @anderherrera7180 6 лет назад +3

    rhys james from the football republic

  • @Banana_boat
    @Banana_boat 4 года назад +1

    I never knew googly eyes could look so angry.

  • @trueblue96CFC
    @trueblue96CFC 5 лет назад +2

    Dara with googly eyes is actually terrifying

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 4 года назад

    Ahh, the first Mock The Week video I ever saw.

  • @ragnarokangaroo
    @ragnarokangaroo 5 лет назад +181

    Nish Kumar tells the same five jokes every time he's on this show.

    • @Adam-nb6im
      @Adam-nb6im 5 лет назад +26

      Aifread Not sure I’ve ever seen him on a show where he hasn’t mentioned “brown people”.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 5 лет назад

      nope

    • @perfectharbinger1398
      @perfectharbinger1398 5 лет назад +61

      "I'm Nish Kumar and I'm not this other brown person"
      "HELLO, I'M DANNY DYER WITH *Insert thing here*"
      "Joke about Piers Morgan!"
      "Joke about brown people because I'm brown"
      Congratulations, I just gave away every Nish Kumar joke he's ever made and will ever make on Mock the Week.

    • @firstname6685
      @firstname6685 5 лет назад +7

      PerfectHarbinger but he made a joke about trains in this episode

    • @cole003f
      @cole003f 5 лет назад +2

      at least nish is capable of telling jokes while ed gamble IS a joke

  • @alexanderhoekema6987
    @alexanderhoekema6987 5 лет назад +1

    0:33 😂

  • @xXSillyGooseXx
    @xXSillyGooseXx 5 лет назад +2

    1:57 lmaooo

  • @manelbonnet6018
    @manelbonnet6018 5 лет назад

    Bottom pass indication elwzw stir respondent operate minimize substance fighting.

  • @umadbro6524
    @umadbro6524 5 лет назад +2

    Dennis Feinstein?

  • @maxrossful
    @maxrossful 5 лет назад

    Boris thick jon joke the best.

  • @kristian1332
    @kristian1332 5 лет назад +1

    Kyle Walker did well.

  • @safs1116
    @safs1116 5 лет назад

    Why does the guy in the white shirt remind me of Kyle Walker

  • @williammcchesney6506
    @williammcchesney6506 5 лет назад +1

    @2:24 "Remember me, Eddie?"

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 5 лет назад

    2:20 -16y+3 over -384x+256xy

  • @MCF961
    @MCF961 3 года назад +1

    Finally Daras eyes match the size of his head.

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 5 лет назад +1

    If Billy needs the train to leave the station right now, he should have gone before the exam started because there will be no bathroom breaks.

  • @primitiveliving203
    @primitiveliving203 6 лет назад +3

    Hi

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 5 лет назад +64

    Where's James Acaster? :-(

  • @Wimpoman
    @Wimpoman Год назад +1

    "Hallo, ich bin ein Britischer Flüchtling. Kann ich bitte in Ihrem Land leben?"

  • @rachelring2542
    @rachelring2542 4 года назад

    😅😅 we all move to Germany!
    French oral AND written exam.

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 6 лет назад +57

    My Entry: *WHY IS GAMORA??* 😂

  • @alfiecooike4495
    @alfiecooike4495 5 лет назад

    Harlod shipman 😂

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 5 лет назад

    Those eyes though

  • @simonfetwi
    @simonfetwi 5 лет назад +34

    who else has exams?

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +2

    1:05 42

  • @Arceus-dicklick
    @Arceus-dicklick 5 лет назад +2

    I actually pissed myself laughing

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 6 лет назад +8

    1:15 Hallo, ich bin ein britischer Flüchtling. Bitte, ich kann in deinem Land leben.

    • @lisettejansen8431
      @lisettejansen8431 5 лет назад +6

      BedsitBob I wouldn't use 'deinem', since you are not intimate friends. 'Euhren' would be more suitable.

    • @tanzeemahmed7196
      @tanzeemahmed7196 5 лет назад +1

      Also, verb inversion is needed in the second sentence so swap the ich and the kann. Plus it's a question so it needs a question mark at the end.

  • @arne888c6
    @arne888c6 4 года назад

    ,,hello i´m a british refugee, please can I live in your country?" in german is: ,,Hallo, ich bin ein britischer Flüchtling. Kann ich bitte in Ihrem Land Leben?" and i´m just gonna leave this here...

  • @DevinGates
    @DevinGates Год назад +1

    Napoleon Bonaparte's middle name is Taurus.

  • @dermothenry3161
    @dermothenry3161 5 лет назад +3

    Goddamn I love these peaches

  • @hankwilliams150
    @hankwilliams150 2 года назад

    "2, 4, 6, 8, WHOM do we appreciate?"

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

    Before you finish the exam for Christmas break, explain why Elf is the best Christmas movie.

  • @freddiemercurysfather8501
    @freddiemercurysfather8501 5 лет назад +1

    0:14 he was from not going out

  • @Jayceyab
    @Jayceyab 5 лет назад

    Bloke look like Kyle Walker

  • @dykethatbites
    @dykethatbites 5 лет назад +1

    I’m only here for Ed Gamble-

  • @wendyalexander5342
    @wendyalexander5342 6 лет назад

    Hahahaha this is funny!

  • @elizabethrowntree4270
    @elizabethrowntree4270 4 года назад +2

    0:33
    This joke is even more true in 2019!

  • @asmrcooper1971
    @asmrcooper1971 5 лет назад

    WHY IS PIERS MORGAN FUCKING KILLED ME

  • @malcolmtucker8611
    @malcolmtucker8611 4 года назад

    No laughing now!

  • @JDNROBLOXGaming
    @JDNROBLOXGaming 5 лет назад

    2:23

  • @jojokemp7370
    @jojokemp7370 5 лет назад

    3 over 8 is one possibility

  • @lucyjackson9215
    @lucyjackson9215 5 лет назад

    One of them could have said: ....Nothing.....