Penny finally dropped :-) I`m a Dane too, and saw Raheem Sterling running circles around the Danish defenders after 120 minutes. Best team won. BTW that`s my penny..
Unproductive, redundent, inert, impatient, unreliable, rickety, tedious, or rube goldberg esc chemistry is good but in chemistry stuff happens with government almost nothing gets done except war
Theology Question 1 If God figured out how to rotate the Earth, creating a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness, does He call it a day?
Ok, I did not get the geography question joke. What was the last location he said and why was it such a groaner? I did not understand / hear clearly what he said.
Copenhagen is a place in Denmark, but "Denmark" sounds like "then mark". So, "Denmark it on de map" sounds like "then mark it (Copenhagen) on the map". It's a pun.
"Denmark it ..." sounds like "then mark it....". Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark so it's "find Copenhagen Denmark" and "find Copenhagen then mark it on the paper" (or whatever it was that he said exactly)
Explain why and how George Bush junior and Donald Trump won elections without winning the most votes and why this proves the USA is a democracy. Respondents may not use the the terms state by state voting, electoral college and the Supreme Court.
Mock the Week: (Tin chế giễu trong tuần) là một chương trình chủ đề châm biếm người nổi tiếng của Anh, được tạo ra bởi Dan Patterson và Mark Leveson - những người đồng sản xuất của Whose Line Is It anyway?
What is the probability that "Rejected Exam Questions" will be renamed "Unlikely Exam Questions" on the next playing of _Mock the Week's_ "Scenes We'd Like To See"? Please discount repeat airings on BBC, Dave and/or RUclips.
@@NorthernSeaWitch This is a RUclips comment section. People can say whatever they want here. If your life is so exhilarating, why are you here defending a show from valid criticism?
@@theresnothinghereatall completely irrelevant as I never said they couldn't comment, just that it's sad they waste any of their life on something they so obviously despise. Life is too short to go out of your way to whine about a show no one is forcing you to watch, your comment won't alter and won't get the show canceled. Spend time supporting things you like and ignore anything else that isn't breaking the law or is being demonstrably destructive to the medium. A comedy panel show doesn't qualify.
It’s always the one-show cameo guests who try something politically edgy to grab some reverence of staying power, even though everyone will forget them in not even 2 years time
This is like Scenes From a Hat from Who's line is it anyway but less funny.......... Actually this wasn't funny at all(the fake laughter noises was also pretty stupid)
Thumbs up just for Ed Byrne and that Copenhagen joke, even I groaned and played it again 😂🤣
Same 😂
Absolutely killed me
I don't...
Exact same
I didn`t understand what he was saying about Copenhagen. Like he was talking swedish.
True or False
The famous Winston Churchill quote was “Goddamn I love these peaches”
False, it was “I hate writing these speeches.”
Wasn’t it “the poor are just leeches?”
@@kylestubbs8867 No, it was sex on the beaches.
The "Marks" joke was genius.
I will never get tired of Ed’s jokes
After a year of homeschooling. What does the inside of a classroom look like?
Devastated Reece James didn’t take the opportunity to use his shirt in “please use the graph paper provided”
Don't think I saw a Chelsea footballer out there?
Took a minute to get that Ed Byrne joke.
Dad Mode in full effect
Ed's Denmark joke was GOLD.
Took me a moment (I'm a Dane) - Denmark = then mark ;) very clever!
I'm English and I dont get it! PS I think Denmark got a very poor penalty decision!
@@jonathanfraser6738 Denmark it on de map
He said “Locate Copenhagen.” “Then mark” “it on” “the map”
Penny finally dropped :-)
I`m a Dane too, and saw Raheem Sterling running circles around the Danish defenders after 120 minutes. Best team won. BTW that`s my penny..
That Marks joke was Inspired!
Translate into French: " Piss off Jack, you can't fish here." 😂😂👌
"Va te faire voir, Jack, tu ne peux pas pêcher ici !"00
Allez, cons, on ne peut pas pecher ici!
@@olliejames5635 😂😂 nice one
@@olliejames5635 Va, cons, on ne peut pas pecher ici!
Faites chier Jack, vous ne pouvez pas pêcher ici.
Jokes Question 1
Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Forget it, it’s pointless
"Explain the metaphysical meaning of the following sentence:" -Hugh
“My friend Billy has a ten-foot Willy.”
Modern Politics
Without swearing, describe the government
Chemistry
Do you smell burning?
Unproductive, redundent, inert, impatient, unreliable, rickety, tedious, or rube goldberg esc chemistry is good but in chemistry stuff happens with government almost nothing gets done except war
@@christophermorris9816 applaud sound effect
@@christophermorris9816 1/10 marks. You missed a lot! xD
Answer 1: Cooking funts
Answer 2: Yes sir, it's Jenkins' hair, the lab tech left a gas tap on.
It's not the same without actual people sat in the studio watching & laughing.
True but at least it csn still take place. It'll come back to what it was eventually.
2:20 No, that's a peri-peridontist.
Lockdown mathematics.
Question one: How many drinksh hash mummy and daddy had to drunk thish afternoon?
0:51 have never felt so attacked
Who is the prime minister of the UK?
And now?
How about now?
1:49 Emmerde Jack Tu ne peux Pas pêcher Ici.
According to Google translate.
Dégage Jacques. Tu peux pas pêcher ici.
Ed byrne was on fire this round
Yet even then, he wasn't as hot as Brian Cox.
@@Tredenix he is in my book
Masked Singer/Dancer Quiz Question 1
Who is that?
Question 2: Can you tell if they're having a stroke?
''Does farting in a greenhouse be classed as a greenhouse gas?''
Theology Question 1
If God figured out how to rotate the Earth, creating a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness, does He call it a day?
Please just stop.
Didn't realise Ed Byrne had a pseudonym. Peak dad joke, well done.
Not a legendary offering... but thank god a new one.
US Geography
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Which episode is this extract from? I don't recall having seen it - one of the very few that has escaped me.
I think it’s one of the more recent ones that BBC blocked on RUclips 😰
1:50-1:53
emmerde Jack, tu ne peux pas pêcher ici
''Is rap music one letter short?''
Hugh's modern politics joke aged well...
What is amnesia?
Tinned rice pudding?
I forget! 🤔
The battle of Hastings
Is it A. Memory loss...
...A. Memory loss...
Liz Truss
That woman who made the Marks pun was on fire! What’s her name? Would love to see more of her material
Catherine Bohart
@@SleepyHeather Thanks!
Extra Marx... brilliant.
2:44 I'd much rather my Dad explain Tik Tok to me to be honest, because I just don't get it.
Ok, I did not get the geography question joke. What was the last location he said and why was it such a groaner?
I did not understand / hear clearly what he said.
Copenhagen is a place in Denmark, but "Denmark" sounds like "then mark". So, "Denmark it on de map" sounds like "then mark it (Copenhagen) on the map". It's a pun.
@@pschexy945 What a legend Ed is. 😂
My suggestion:
"Politics: Explain the difference between a party and a work event."
Well this is nice
This was very good!
Can confirm that nursing exam
all of them
Just watched two of these videos (this one and another from September 2017) and Hugh Dennis is wearing the exact same clothes; coincidence?
Yes
Pandemics Question 1
Are you positive for the coronavirus? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
How is the Friends reunion white?
Joke about Nandos...
Cuts straight to the black dude
To answer Hugh's question - "Allez vous faire foutre, Jacquees, vous ne pouvez pas pêcher ici"
Nice video
Oh that's rich!
Can someone please explain the Copenhagen joke?
"Denmark it ..." sounds like "then mark it....". Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark so it's "find Copenhagen Denmark" and "find Copenhagen then mark it on the paper" (or whatever it was that he said exactly)
Thanks guys. The groans were justified then haha
"Locate Copenhagen, Denmark, it on, de map"
"Oi, Derek!"
What would happen if the conservatives paid their own taxes and bus fare?
American Politics Question 1
You know, you know the thing?
Joe Biden?? Low IQ??
Explain why and how George Bush junior and Donald Trump won elections without winning the most votes and why this proves the USA is a democracy. Respondents may not use the the terms state by state voting, electoral college and the Supreme Court.
@@jonathanfraser6738 All your question does is prove that you don't know that the US is a constitutional republic, not a democracy.
There actually was a record produced years ago that was called the top 12 of 1715
That’s just one album; you have to name two to be a legitimate fan you poseur!
so funny
hello 👋
Hi
Just kidding 😁
FYI ... Polar bears aren't white.
Neither are snow leopards.
Name of redhead ,please
Catherine "I'm a lesbian Irish Catholic woman" Bohart, I believe.
@@NorthernSeaWitch Catherine Bohart, possibly.
Bisexual, was raised Catholic (doesn't mean she is now).
Mock the Week: (Tin chế giễu trong tuần) là một chương trình chủ đề châm biếm người nổi tiếng của Anh, được tạo ra bởi Dan Patterson và Mark Leveson - những người đồng sản xuất của Whose Line Is It anyway?
Who's the Aussie?
Felicity Ward. She's been on several episodes
What's the name of the Female Australian comedian in the top with the pink patterns on? I can't remember her name at all 🤣
Felicity Ward
Unfunny Token
What is the probability that "Rejected Exam Questions" will be renamed "Unlikely Exam Questions" on the next playing of _Mock the Week's_ "Scenes We'd Like To See"?
Please discount repeat airings on BBC, Dave and/or RUclips.
Ed at the end was painful accurate rn
(Now you're wondering if rn is supposed to mean right now or registered nurse)
Translate into urdu: "matlab kuch bhi'"
Did anyone else get a "Brian Cox witnesses a stunning solar eclipse" recommendation at the end of this?
Haha
Someone gotta explain the Copenhagen joke to me ....
Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark.
he is saying to find Copenhagen on the map, then mark (Denmark) it.
I believe thats the idea
It’s awfully similar to Stockholm syndrome but, less clingy
dang you can tell felicity ward's had some kids. she's got way bigger uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hips....
5150 frames in this video, yet that was chosen for the thumbnail..
So they wanted to feature someone new in the thumbnail.
I'm pretty sure no one needed to know Hugh was in the video.
@@nolankuffner3573 sure, but still could have chosen a more flattering frame 🤣
That pretty Patel joke was terrible
Priti actually.
If you were politically 'au fait' it would not have been beyond your comprehension.
Jeez, that was so poor! What happened to this show!? The sound guy had to work overtime with the laughter track.
Ed Byrne really carrying his team there. The Irish girl was shite.
@@youngdolo8 true, but far from his finest hour.
@@Soundwave1of9 To be fair, I'm not sure it's even possible to top his "Please mind the gap..." joke.
I challenge them to come up with new prompts. I've seen this one first some 10 years ago or however long the show has been running for.
WHY DONT THEY JUST TAKE EVEN TURNS IT KILLS ME
Why do black comedians make everything political or racists ,it’s very boring
Race jokes are boring.
Come back Frankie Boyle
Getting painful to watch this show..it ain't funny anymore
Radical idea... don't watch it.
I haven’t seen this in ages this load of drivel tells me I made the right choice to stop watching it
@@andythorpey1377 your life must be bitter and empty if you're stalking the comment section of a video for a show you don't watch. Pathetic.
@@NorthernSeaWitch This is a RUclips comment section. People can say whatever they want here. If your life is so exhilarating, why are you here defending a show from valid criticism?
@@theresnothinghereatall completely irrelevant as I never said they couldn't comment, just that it's sad they waste any of their life on something they so obviously despise. Life is too short to go out of your way to whine about a show no one is forcing you to watch, your comment won't alter and won't get the show canceled. Spend time supporting things you like and ignore anything else that isn't breaking the law or is being demonstrably destructive to the medium. A comedy panel show doesn't qualify.
Current affairs: List everything that is currently considered racist. Please note you have a 10,000 word limit.
Disappointing ... didn't raise a smile with this lot.
Some other episodes are so much better.
Unlikely things to hear on Mock The Week: something funny.
Lol Precisely 😂. This was God awful. Watching it felt like a chore
@@RuanAntunes7 the sad thing is that it used to be much funnier. At this stage I think that they just need to end it.
This feels like a very cheap knock off of ' who's line is it anyway? '.
The same people created both shows.
Oh absolute yawn! Mock the Week is so much better!
It’s always the one-show cameo guests who try something politically edgy to grab some reverence of staying power, even though everyone will forget them in not even 2 years time
Given they've all been on the show at least once before it would seem you're full of shit.
*I invite everyone for quran recitation thank you* 💔💔🌷🌹🙏🙏🙏❤❤'.
Please take your sales pitch elsewhere.
Oh that’s hilarious and not ever gonna happen.
''Should women walk around in public wearing big warning labels saying Don't touch to bring the rate of sexual assaults down?''
Mock The Week needs to be canccelled.
This is like Scenes From a Hat from Who's line is it anyway but less funny.......... Actually this wasn't funny at all(the fake laughter noises was also pretty stupid)
Ed isn't even funny by accident, he gets a payday due to Dara
Let's watch this then fully expect my last prostate exam to be funnier.
To be fair, _your_ prostate exams are hilarious…