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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @llydrsn
    @llydrsn 3 года назад +254

    Thumbs up just for Ed Byrne and that Copenhagen joke, even I groaned and played it again 😂🤣

  • @ErikZarins
    @ErikZarins 3 года назад +400

    True or False
    The famous Winston Churchill quote was “Goddamn I love these peaches”

  • @markokolar7412
    @markokolar7412 2 года назад +56

    The "Marks" joke was genius.

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 2 года назад +22

    I will never get tired of Ed’s jokes

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 3 года назад +78

    After a year of homeschooling. What does the inside of a classroom look like?

  • @jamesmurtagh2210
    @jamesmurtagh2210 3 года назад +60

    Devastated Reece James didn’t take the opportunity to use his shirt in “please use the graph paper provided”

    • @user-rm9zx7ln9i
      @user-rm9zx7ln9i 3 года назад +1

      Don't think I saw a Chelsea footballer out there?

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 3 года назад +68

    Took a minute to get that Ed Byrne joke.
    Dad Mode in full effect

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 3 года назад +180

    Ed's Denmark joke was GOLD.

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 3 года назад +5

      Took me a moment (I'm a Dane) - Denmark = then mark ;) very clever!

    • @jonathanfraser6738
      @jonathanfraser6738 3 года назад

      I'm English and I dont get it! PS I think Denmark got a very poor penalty decision!

    • @britishrex5515
      @britishrex5515 3 года назад +7

      @@jonathanfraser6738 Denmark it on de map

    • @fcturner
      @fcturner 3 года назад +10

      He said “Locate Copenhagen.” “Then mark” “it on” “the map”

    • @SaxeGrove
      @SaxeGrove 3 года назад +2

      Penny finally dropped :-)
      I`m a Dane too, and saw Raheem Sterling running circles around the Danish defenders after 120 minutes. Best team won. BTW that`s my penny..

  • @Ocker3
    @Ocker3 3 года назад +36

    That Marks joke was Inspired!

  • @aminebenyamina7918
    @aminebenyamina7918 3 года назад +96

    Translate into French: " Piss off Jack, you can't fish here." 😂😂👌

    • @gerardmorvan2232
      @gerardmorvan2232 3 года назад +17

      "Va te faire voir, Jack, tu ne peux pas pêcher ici !"00

    • @bubbalong7646
      @bubbalong7646 3 года назад +4

      Allez, cons, on ne peut pas pecher ici!

    • @aminebenyamina7918
      @aminebenyamina7918 3 года назад +1

      @@olliejames5635 😂😂 nice one

    • @bubbalong7646
      @bubbalong7646 3 года назад +2

      @@olliejames5635 Va, cons, on ne peut pas pecher ici!

    • @BedsitBob
      @BedsitBob 2 года назад +1

      Faites chier Jack, vous ne pouvez pas pêcher ici.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +30

    Jokes Question 1
    Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?
    A. Yes
    B. No
    C. Forget it, it’s pointless

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL 3 года назад +43

    "Explain the metaphysical meaning of the following sentence:" -Hugh

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +5

      “My friend Billy has a ten-foot Willy.”

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 3 года назад +48

    Modern Politics
    Without swearing, describe the government
    Chemistry
    Do you smell burning?

    • @christophermorris9816
      @christophermorris9816 3 года назад +4

      Unproductive, redundent, inert, impatient, unreliable, rickety, tedious, or rube goldberg esc chemistry is good but in chemistry stuff happens with government almost nothing gets done except war

    • @davidoreilly7328
      @davidoreilly7328 3 года назад +1

      @@christophermorris9816 applaud sound effect

    • @mastertrams
      @mastertrams 2 года назад

      @@christophermorris9816 1/10 marks. You missed a lot! xD

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing 2 года назад

      Answer 1: Cooking funts
      Answer 2: Yes sir, it's Jenkins' hair, the lab tech left a gas tap on.

  • @VsUK
    @VsUK 3 года назад +69

    It's not the same without actual people sat in the studio watching & laughing.

    • @peteandurnot
      @peteandurnot 3 года назад +13

      True but at least it csn still take place. It'll come back to what it was eventually.

  • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
    @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 3 года назад +25

    2:20 No, that's a peri-peridontist.

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 3 года назад +11

    Lockdown mathematics.
    Question one: How many drinksh hash mummy and daddy had to drunk thish afternoon?

  • @Uivddupl
    @Uivddupl 3 года назад +6

    0:51 have never felt so attacked

  • @elongatedmusk2537
    @elongatedmusk2537 Год назад +6

    Who is the prime minister of the UK?
    And now?
    How about now?

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 3 года назад +13

    1:49 Emmerde Jack Tu ne peux Pas pêcher Ici.
    According to Google translate.

  • @brendanhart517
    @brendanhart517 3 года назад +25

    Ed byrne was on fire this round

    • @Tredenix
      @Tredenix 3 года назад

      Yet even then, he wasn't as hot as Brian Cox.

    • @jackybraun2705
      @jackybraun2705 3 года назад

      @@Tredenix he is in my book

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +6

    Masked Singer/Dancer Quiz Question 1
    Who is that?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад

      Question 2: Can you tell if they're having a stroke?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 3 года назад +5

    ''Does farting in a greenhouse be classed as a greenhouse gas?''

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +11

    Theology Question 1
    If God figured out how to rotate the Earth, creating a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness, does He call it a day?

    • @jmwturneruk
      @jmwturneruk 3 года назад

      Please just stop.

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing 2 года назад

      Didn't realise Ed Byrne had a pseudonym. Peak dad joke, well done.

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 3 года назад +15

    Not a legendary offering... but thank god a new one.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +3

    US Geography
    Do you know the way to San Jose?

  • @daviddd99
    @daviddd99 3 года назад +2

    Which episode is this extract from? I don't recall having seen it - one of the very few that has escaped me.

    • @ajfrostx
      @ajfrostx 3 года назад

      I think it’s one of the more recent ones that BBC blocked on RUclips 😰

  • @dicyanoacetylene6220
    @dicyanoacetylene6220 2 года назад +1

    1:50-1:53
    emmerde Jack, tu ne peux pas pêcher ici

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 3 года назад +4

    ''Is rap music one letter short?''

  • @AsterixCodix
    @AsterixCodix 2 года назад +6

    Hugh's modern politics joke aged well...

  • @Draztikus
    @Draztikus 3 года назад +13

    What is amnesia?

  • @basketanand
    @basketanand 3 года назад +14

    That woman who made the Marks pun was on fire! What’s her name? Would love to see more of her material

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 3 года назад +9

    Extra Marx... brilliant.

  • @TakerKaneanite619
    @TakerKaneanite619 3 года назад +3

    2:44 I'd much rather my Dad explain Tik Tok to me to be honest, because I just don't get it.

  • @CalBruin
    @CalBruin 3 года назад +2

    Ok, I did not get the geography question joke. What was the last location he said and why was it such a groaner?
    I did not understand / hear clearly what he said.

    • @pschexy945
      @pschexy945 3 года назад +5

      Copenhagen is a place in Denmark, but "Denmark" sounds like "then mark". So, "Denmark it on de map" sounds like "then mark it (Copenhagen) on the map". It's a pun.

    • @Jamieb1994
      @Jamieb1994 3 года назад

      @@pschexy945 What a legend Ed is. 😂

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 2 года назад +1

    My suggestion:
    "Politics: Explain the difference between a party and a work event."

  • @dynamosaurusimperious2718
    @dynamosaurusimperious2718 3 года назад +1

    Well this is nice

  • @METALUNICORNLTD
    @METALUNICORNLTD 3 года назад

    This was very good!

  • @mrbearbear83
    @mrbearbear83 2 года назад

    Can confirm that nursing exam

  • @SuperEpicNiceGuy
    @SuperEpicNiceGuy 3 года назад

    all of them

  • @headgamemaker8385
    @headgamemaker8385 3 года назад

    Just watched two of these videos (this one and another from September 2017) and Hugh Dennis is wearing the exact same clothes; coincidence?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +3

    Pandemics Question 1
    Are you positive for the coronavirus? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 2 года назад

    How is the Friends reunion white?

  • @jtek7759
    @jtek7759 2 года назад

    Joke about Nandos...
    Cuts straight to the black dude

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 2 года назад

    To answer Hugh's question - "Allez vous faire foutre, Jacquees, vous ne pouvez pas pêcher ici"

  • @riponmusic200
    @riponmusic200 3 года назад +1

    Nice video

  • @bubbalong7646
    @bubbalong7646 3 года назад

    Oh that's rich!

  • @7khalili
    @7khalili 3 года назад +4

    Can someone please explain the Copenhagen joke?

    • @troylivingstone9553
      @troylivingstone9553 3 года назад +4

      "Denmark it ..." sounds like "then mark it....". Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark so it's "find Copenhagen Denmark" and "find Copenhagen then mark it on the paper" (or whatever it was that he said exactly)

    • @7khalili
      @7khalili 3 года назад +2

      Thanks guys. The groans were justified then haha

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 года назад +4

      "Locate Copenhagen, Denmark, it on, de map"

  • @BiggusNickus
    @BiggusNickus 3 года назад +1

    "Oi, Derek!"

  • @LIJXFVKINBVY
    @LIJXFVKINBVY 9 месяцев назад +1

    What would happen if the conservatives paid their own taxes and bus fare?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +2

    American Politics Question 1
    You know, you know the thing?

    • @bubbalong7646
      @bubbalong7646 3 года назад

      Joe Biden?? Low IQ??

    • @jonathanfraser6738
      @jonathanfraser6738 3 года назад +2

      Explain why and how George Bush junior and Donald Trump won elections without winning the most votes and why this proves the USA is a democracy. Respondents may not use the the terms state by state voting, electoral college and the Supreme Court.

    • @cowboycurtis2229
      @cowboycurtis2229 2 года назад

      @@jonathanfraser6738 All your question does is prove that you don't know that the US is a constitutional republic, not a democracy.

  • @combinedagent
    @combinedagent 3 года назад +10

    There actually was a record produced years ago that was called the top 12 of 1715

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 года назад +3

      That’s just one album; you have to name two to be a legitimate fan you poseur!

  • @joincoder
    @joincoder 3 года назад +1

    so funny

  • @squishytoyfish
    @squishytoyfish 3 года назад +3

    hello 👋

  • @thellaypoe7197
    @thellaypoe7197 3 года назад +1

    Just kidding 😁

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 3 года назад +3

    FYI ... Polar bears aren't white.

  • @mariusello6112
    @mariusello6112 3 года назад

    Name of redhead ,please

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 3 года назад

      Catherine "I'm a lesbian Irish Catholic woman" Bohart, I believe.

    • @nolankuffner3573
      @nolankuffner3573 3 года назад +2

      @@NorthernSeaWitch Catherine Bohart, possibly.
      Bisexual, was raised Catholic (doesn't mean she is now).

  • @huyendang8360
    @huyendang8360 3 года назад

    Mock the Week: (Tin chế giễu trong tuần) là một chương trình chủ đề châm biếm người nổi tiếng của Anh, được tạo ra bởi Dan Patterson và Mark Leveson - những người đồng sản xuất của Whose Line Is It anyway?

  • @Redbeard6969
    @Redbeard6969 3 года назад

    Who's the Aussie?

    • @Sheenifier
      @Sheenifier Год назад +1

      Felicity Ward. She's been on several episodes

  • @astraldreamz1556
    @astraldreamz1556 3 года назад +2

    What's the name of the Female Australian comedian in the top with the pink patterns on? I can't remember her name at all 🤣

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 3 года назад +7

    What is the probability that "Rejected Exam Questions" will be renamed "Unlikely Exam Questions" on the next playing of _Mock the Week's_ "Scenes We'd Like To See"?
    Please discount repeat airings on BBC, Dave and/or RUclips.

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 3 года назад +7

    Ed at the end was painful accurate rn
    (Now you're wondering if rn is supposed to mean right now or registered nurse)

  • @ahsnizamani9592
    @ahsnizamani9592 3 года назад +3

    Translate into urdu: "matlab kuch bhi'"

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 3 года назад +1

    Did anyone else get a "Brian Cox witnesses a stunning solar eclipse" recommendation at the end of this?

  • @joincoder
    @joincoder 3 года назад +1

    Haha

  • @15ebber
    @15ebber 3 года назад +4

    Someone gotta explain the Copenhagen joke to me ....

    • @nathanstaley4588
      @nathanstaley4588 3 года назад +9

      Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark.
      he is saying to find Copenhagen on the map, then mark (Denmark) it.
      I believe thats the idea

    • @helipeek2736
      @helipeek2736 3 года назад +3

      It’s awfully similar to Stockholm syndrome but, less clingy

  • @cvgurau
    @cvgurau 2 года назад

    dang you can tell felicity ward's had some kids. she's got way bigger uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hips....

  • @TTillahFK
    @TTillahFK 3 года назад +2

    5150 frames in this video, yet that was chosen for the thumbnail..

    • @nolankuffner3573
      @nolankuffner3573 3 года назад

      So they wanted to feature someone new in the thumbnail.
      I'm pretty sure no one needed to know Hugh was in the video.

    • @TTillahFK
      @TTillahFK 3 года назад +1

      @@nolankuffner3573 sure, but still could have chosen a more flattering frame 🤣

  • @andythorpey1377
    @andythorpey1377 3 года назад +4

    That pretty Patel joke was terrible

    • @hanorabrennan7909
      @hanorabrennan7909 3 года назад +3

      Priti actually.
      If you were politically 'au fait' it would not have been beyond your comprehension.

  • @Soundwave1of9
    @Soundwave1of9 3 года назад +10

    Jeez, that was so poor! What happened to this show!? The sound guy had to work overtime with the laughter track.

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 3 года назад

      Ed Byrne really carrying his team there. The Irish girl was shite.

    • @Soundwave1of9
      @Soundwave1of9 3 года назад +1

      @@youngdolo8 true, but far from his finest hour.

    • @Tredenix
      @Tredenix 3 года назад

      @@Soundwave1of9 To be fair, I'm not sure it's even possible to top his "Please mind the gap..." joke.

  • @khymaaren
    @khymaaren 3 года назад

    I challenge them to come up with new prompts. I've seen this one first some 10 years ago or however long the show has been running for.

  • @ZaneTaylorMusic
    @ZaneTaylorMusic 3 года назад +5

    WHY DONT THEY JUST TAKE EVEN TURNS IT KILLS ME

  • @northernlight40
    @northernlight40 3 года назад +5

    Why do black comedians make everything political or racists ,it’s very boring

  • @TheGlassman14
    @TheGlassman14 3 года назад +7

    Race jokes are boring.

  • @daveydumpling
    @daveydumpling 3 года назад +2

    Come back Frankie Boyle

  • @darrenredden3289
    @darrenredden3289 3 года назад +7

    Getting painful to watch this show..it ain't funny anymore

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 3 года назад +5

      Radical idea... don't watch it.

    • @andythorpey1377
      @andythorpey1377 3 года назад +2

      I haven’t seen this in ages this load of drivel tells me I made the right choice to stop watching it

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 3 года назад +2

      @@andythorpey1377 your life must be bitter and empty if you're stalking the comment section of a video for a show you don't watch. Pathetic.

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall 3 года назад +2

      @@NorthernSeaWitch This is a RUclips comment section. People can say whatever they want here. If your life is so exhilarating, why are you here defending a show from valid criticism?

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 3 года назад +2

      @@theresnothinghereatall completely irrelevant as I never said they couldn't comment, just that it's sad they waste any of their life on something they so obviously despise. Life is too short to go out of your way to whine about a show no one is forcing you to watch, your comment won't alter and won't get the show canceled. Spend time supporting things you like and ignore anything else that isn't breaking the law or is being demonstrably destructive to the medium. A comedy panel show doesn't qualify.

  • @axldave9940
    @axldave9940 3 года назад +3

    Current affairs: List everything that is currently considered racist. Please note you have a 10,000 word limit.

  • @noncompliant4316
    @noncompliant4316 8 месяцев назад

    Disappointing ... didn't raise a smile with this lot.
    Some other episodes are so much better.

  • @HouseMusicAllNightLong
    @HouseMusicAllNightLong 3 года назад +5

    Unlikely things to hear on Mock The Week: something funny.

    • @RuanAntunes7
      @RuanAntunes7 3 года назад

      Lol Precisely 😂. This was God awful. Watching it felt like a chore

    • @HouseMusicAllNightLong
      @HouseMusicAllNightLong 3 года назад

      @@RuanAntunes7 the sad thing is that it used to be much funnier. At this stage I think that they just need to end it.

  • @ajaxtormund4737
    @ajaxtormund4737 3 года назад +2

    This feels like a very cheap knock off of ' who's line is it anyway? '.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 3 года назад +1

      The same people created both shows.

  • @davidbrown5628
    @davidbrown5628 3 года назад

    Oh absolute yawn! Mock the Week is so much better!

  • @youtubeuser987
    @youtubeuser987 3 года назад +5

    It’s always the one-show cameo guests who try something politically edgy to grab some reverence of staying power, even though everyone will forget them in not even 2 years time

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 3 года назад +8

      Given they've all been on the show at least once before it would seem you're full of shit.

  • @voiceofpeace7658
    @voiceofpeace7658 3 года назад +1

    *I invite everyone for quran recitation thank you* 💔💔🌷🌹🙏🙏🙏❤❤'.

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 3 года назад +10

      Please take your sales pitch elsewhere.

    • @tonyarichards5430
      @tonyarichards5430 3 года назад +3

      Oh that’s hilarious and not ever gonna happen.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 3 года назад +1

    ''Should women walk around in public wearing big warning labels saying Don't touch to bring the rate of sexual assaults down?''

  • @switchitwithdc3612
    @switchitwithdc3612 3 года назад

    Mock The Week needs to be canccelled.

  • @RuanAntunes7
    @RuanAntunes7 3 года назад

    This is like Scenes From a Hat from Who's line is it anyway but less funny.......... Actually this wasn't funny at all(the fake laughter noises was also pretty stupid)

  • @scottfreckle237
    @scottfreckle237 2 года назад

    Ed isn't even funny by accident, he gets a payday due to Dara

  • @69mosshead
    @69mosshead 3 года назад +7

    Let's watch this then fully expect my last prostate exam to be funnier.

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 3 года назад +4

      To be fair, _your_ prostate exams are hilarious…