Rejected Exam Questions - Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here! We're uploading your favourite Mock The Week clips featuring Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan, Stewart Francis, Hugh Dennis and more every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
    Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.

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  • @owenopi8694
    @owenopi8694 4 года назад +6579

    Rejected exam questions 2020: ALL OF THEM

    • @owenopi8694
      @owenopi8694 4 года назад +40

      @@peterconlin2635 dont worry man, theyll probably give out predicteds or some modified version of them, and if you dont like the grades they give you theyll probably let you re-sit the exams. Just keep revising, just in case they do still test us, and stay positive! Its all gonna be OK!!

    • @inco9943
      @inco9943 4 года назад +11

      @@peterconlin2635 worst case scenario you have to re do some exams. dont cry jesus

    • @MrKrimson
      @MrKrimson 4 года назад +4

      yeah it’s just a teachers opinion based on mocks and predicted - if it’s bad u can take the normal resits

    • @liltone9614
      @liltone9614 4 года назад +3

      Peter Conlin exams aren’t everything trust me I’ve failed a-levels and I’m at university

    • @fancypants9558
      @fancypants9558 4 года назад +1

      2019: all of them that I studied for...

  • @olliedylan1381
    @olliedylan1381 4 года назад +2896

    Remember when teachers would say, “it’s not me sitting those exams.”
    Yea me neither g

  • @lillyhawks3337
    @lillyhawks3337 4 года назад +1438

    Question COVID-19: What percentage of A Level students wished that they had revised more for their mocks?

    • @STANDUP47
      @STANDUP47 4 года назад +51

      I didn’t revise for my GCSEs or mocks. Now they’re cancelled. I feel bad for the people who did revise for hours on end whilst I sat there on my pc

    • @liltone9614
      @liltone9614 4 года назад +8

      I did terrible in my mocks five years ago but did alright in gcse finals

    • @yungt6856
      @yungt6856 4 года назад +30

      STAND UP why do you feel bad when they will get better generated grades?

    • @pre_ow5494
      @pre_ow5494 4 года назад +4

      Im in year 10 and i am sad for the year 11s about there exams , all we lost was all are End of year Mocks..

    • @liltone9614
      @liltone9614 4 года назад +1

      Pancake1OW I mean I think they will base it on class performance and all that

  • @ellisprice8984
    @ellisprice8984 4 года назад +2425

    its ironic how this was uploaded the same day schools closed and exams were canceled...

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 4 года назад +44

      Well it's pretty apt, which is the opposite of ironic.

    • @florencebourgeois8472
      @florencebourgeois8472 4 года назад +32

      I think that’s the point

    • @kithand1106
      @kithand1106 4 года назад +8

      Its not irony

    • @JohnnyMac95
      @JohnnyMac95 4 года назад +13

      No, that's WHY it was uploaded

    • @coolfred9083
      @coolfred9083 4 года назад +4

      Probably means the algorithm will recommend it more because everyone's watching videos about rejected exams. Big brain RUclips team.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 года назад +444

    Best one is still Milton’s, where he begins to ask a serious question and then, in a really gnarly voice says, “Where’s your lucky pencil case now?”

    • @tasha8621
      @tasha8621 4 года назад

      time stamp?

    • @sirploom
      @sirploom 4 года назад

      Castle Bravo you mean Psychology right?

    • @sirploom
      @sirploom 4 года назад +1

      Castle Bravo ah ok, sorry for the late response

    • @bigboom2438
      @bigboom2438 4 года назад

      @Castle Bravo
      You might have a point. I heard somewhere it's a fact that men tend to be funnier than women. I dont agree with your opinion on females not being funny but you do have a point there. Although I might be confusing it with men generally being stronger than women so I could be wrong.

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 2 года назад

      @@tasha8621 different video. Dara nearly died laughing.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 4 года назад +1161

    Economics Question 3: How much is 1 roll of toilet paper worth now?

  • @ethkatzy
    @ethkatzy 4 года назад +767

    Of course this was uploaded the day gcses and alevels get cancled

    • @ednamode2334
      @ednamode2334 4 года назад +1

      Cameron Beattie well that was the day after but sure

    • @m3shyBlend
      @m3shyBlend 4 года назад +20

      Think you would’ve failed English

    • @ady8311
      @ady8311 4 года назад

      @@m3shyBlend 😂😂😂

    • @atomix1876
      @atomix1876 4 года назад +1

      ... Ironic

  • @merrymermaid
    @merrymermaid 4 года назад +510

    i luckily don’t really get anxiety but god this segment makes me so stressed. imagine standing there desperately trying to think of something funny to say and praying for laughs from the audience

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 4 года назад +77

      This might ruin the illusion of television for you, but I believe they get a chunk of the questions beforehand. Frankie Boyle once did a podcast where he was trying out jokes in front of a small audience before going on the show. He even went as far as having two versions of the same joke and asking which was better.

    • @merrymermaid
      @merrymermaid 4 года назад +20

      andymcl92 that actually makes it much easier to watch thanks😂

    • @is1hair
      @is1hair 4 года назад +26

      For me, I feel like I’d be able to make up something funny on the spot, but the delivery would ruin the joke entirely. If you have a week of preparation for jokes, always work on delivery. A knock knock joke can be hilarious if delivered correctly.

    • @immersion726
      @immersion726 4 года назад +6

      To be honest though, people would probably laugh if you froze on stage 😅

    • @is1hair
      @is1hair 4 года назад +1

      Castle Bravo Oh, I didn’t by any means try to imply that I’m funny or have the ability to make a good joke on the spot, or anything related. The reality would be me having made about 2 joke in a time span of 30 minutes and the chances of me being able to cause any kind of uproar would be thinner than a piece of paper. A few chuckles or something of the sort.

  • @Mr_Miracle
    @Mr_Miracle 4 года назад +496

    All these years I still don’t know what the buzzer sound is for

    • @jay_._.
      @jay_._. 4 года назад +19

      Mick The King think it is for when they leave

    • @seannyboiiii7127
      @seannyboiiii7127 4 года назад +56

      Mick The King I think it means that the next person can stand up or if the joke is accepted

    • @doriannv
      @doriannv 4 года назад +63

      i think the whole point of british comedy shows is that we dont have a points system or ranking we just laugh and go

    • @joeyreeve6017
      @joeyreeve6017 4 года назад

      I believe it's for the next person

    • @n1nj4l1nk
      @n1nj4l1nk 4 года назад +2

      It means the succeeded in triggering the laugh track.
      If there's no laughter there's no buzzer.

  • @amest8913
    @amest8913 4 года назад +69

    The come on Eileen joke makes me laugh so hard everytime!!

    • @joealtmaier9271
      @joealtmaier9271 4 года назад

      But ... its a hydrocarbon too! The answer is D: All of the above

  • @Lowdo1549
    @Lowdo1549 4 года назад +191

    Virology Question 1: which of these spreads is better; Nutella or Covid-19?

  • @Conor2496
    @Conor2496 3 года назад +5

    Identify this novel from the following quote "Welcome to Jurassic Park" LOL

  • @XNick291X
    @XNick291X 2 года назад +10

    Nish's Fast and Furious/Of Mice And Men joke is seriously underrated

  • @ros8737
    @ros8737 4 года назад +303

    Good piece, whole panel in excellent form.

  • @steph.b7904
    @steph.b7904 4 года назад +92

    Mock the week: rejected exam questions
    Boris: I have no worries mate

  • @hatmann5697
    @hatmann5697 4 года назад +114

    The dude in the thumbnail looks like Morgz going through a midlife crisis

    • @otterlus
      @otterlus 4 года назад +7

      I thought it was Joe Weller at first glance

    • @nmeo394
      @nmeo394 4 года назад +6

      Looks a bit like Willne too

    • @ASLUHLUHCE
      @ASLUHLUHCE 4 года назад +2

      Looks a bit like Elon

    • @jacobofgardena
      @jacobofgardena 3 года назад +3

      Looks a bit like diabetic funnyman Ed Gamble

  • @lewiskelly14
    @lewiskelly14 4 года назад +55

    I am 5000 percent positive that this has been uploaded on this channel before

    • @sinanaramaz4791
      @sinanaramaz4791 4 года назад

      it’s just a good time to repost, very timely

  • @Sergeantmajormario
    @Sergeantmajormario 3 года назад +2

    "Cornwall has no capital, false or Truro?"
    Eyyyy, us Cornish finally get mentioned!

  • @Dan-bs5rx
    @Dan-bs5rx 4 года назад +24

    Rejected exams full stop. No questions anymore

  • @keepitgoing
    @keepitgoing 4 года назад +31

    Of mice and men: Tokyo drift😂😂

  • @baoboumusic
    @baoboumusic 4 года назад +5

    3:20 Nish I totally

  • @colallison6152
    @colallison6152 4 года назад +8

    "Come on Eileen". Made me chuckle.

  • @Tom-ze7pn
    @Tom-ze7pn 4 года назад +36

    I need Of Mice and Men: Tokyo Drift 😂😂

  • @ellavernon9797
    @ellavernon9797 4 года назад +393

    this didnt age well...

    • @boogiebot2279
      @boogiebot2279 4 года назад +11

      In less than a day

    • @Karu_TC
      @Karu_TC 4 года назад +27

      Honestly this aged perfectly in the span of a day

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 4 года назад +4

      In response to the previous two comments: you know these aired years ago, right?

    • @Karu_TC
      @Karu_TC 4 года назад

      mulrich
      Yeah, I’m aware. The joke was it was uploaded the day before exams were cancelled, I’m pretty sure.

    • @boogiebot2279
      @boogiebot2279 4 года назад

      mulrich yeah, it’s just funny that it was uploaded so close to the announcement.

  • @adambrooks7897
    @adambrooks7897 4 года назад +65

    Life exam question 1: if your friends didn't tell you life was going to be this way then why the bloody hell are you still friends with them

  • @robertbilling2416
    @robertbilling2416 4 года назад +22

    "Translate the following into German: two World Wars and one World Cup doo da doo da"

  • @murron9376
    @murron9376 4 года назад +2

    1:16 actually has me crying

  • @gregfaber3417
    @gregfaber3417 4 года назад +3

    The Theresa May joke is on point

    • @Conor2496
      @Conor2496 3 года назад

      Nish was by far the best in this topic

  • @SydPeppa
    @SydPeppa 4 года назад +6

    1;27 I'm done with Bio after this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick Месяц назад +1

    I keep remembering the time travel quiz question. Fun to find it again. 3:00

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 3 года назад +4

    0:15 welcome to your Australian exam.
    Guess where I am going with this one.

  • @k1zm3t
    @k1zm3t 4 года назад +2

    2 mice 2 men was the best one lol

  • @husnainahmed7864
    @husnainahmed7864 4 года назад +7

    The guy in the grey shirt looks like trigger from only fools and horses

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 года назад +7

    ''Do the dead turn in their graves in an earthquake?''

  • @mathhits
    @mathhits 4 года назад +2

    That last one got me in stitches 😂

  • @kalbininkas
    @kalbininkas 4 года назад +11

    I didn't get the "write it in foreign joke".

    • @theboujieproletariat
      @theboujieproletariat 4 года назад +5

      kalbininkas the joke is that English people think all foreign languages are the same

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 4 года назад +28

    First post quarantine test.
    Question 1: What do your parents do for a living?
    Question 2, Practical skills: Steal their credit card.
    Question 3: How many online orders can you send me before they find out?

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад +1

      Nathanielle Crawford (steal) 😊🤫

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean 4 года назад

      @@SamarIqbal1-2-1 stupid autocorrect

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 4 года назад +19

    Welcome to the 2020 exams. Anyone?

  • @flakmoppen
    @flakmoppen Год назад +1

    Man I miss this show.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +61

    If the answer is 100% what is the question?

    • @DonMorris
      @DonMorris 4 года назад +26

      Chris Garton What percentage is Boris Johnson a twat?

    • @MercenaryPen
      @MercenaryPen 4 года назад +13

      @@DonMorris seems too low, got to be at least 9000% for Boris

    • @DonMorris
      @DonMorris 4 года назад +1

      @@MercenaryPen No truer words have ever been spoken.

    • @lewisdavage5393
      @lewisdavage5393 4 года назад +2

      How sure were you Corbyn wouldn’t get in?

    • @ineedaname1341
      @ineedaname1341 4 года назад +1

      @@lewisdavage5393 fair haha. I'm a labour supporter and even I didn't think he'd get anywhere. He looked like a fucking wizard from a fairytale.

  • @epicsnail14
    @epicsnail14 4 года назад +2

    Milton always looks like he's thinking so hard on coming up with his next joke

  • @b-dog3207
    @b-dog3207 4 года назад +3

    The one about Of Mice and Men Gad me in tears

  • @johnwheelbarrow7625
    @johnwheelbarrow7625 4 года назад +7

    now they’re all rejected hahahahaha

  • @k8xt
    @k8xt 4 года назад +18

    RUclips really playing with my heart rn.

  • @jamesfletcher5906
    @jamesfletcher5906 4 года назад +114

    That twerking joke was horrendous

    • @fastlink9560
      @fastlink9560 4 года назад +12

      James Fletcher girls aren’t funny

    • @toonyoshi5734
      @toonyoshi5734 4 года назад

      @@fastlink9560 oof

    • @whatabouthedroidattackonth3633
      @whatabouthedroidattackonth3633 4 года назад +1

      @@fastlink9560 cough Rachel Parris cough

    • @cash_machi0896
      @cash_machi0896 4 года назад +3

      @@fastlink9560 ahh, here we are. i was waiting for a comment like this lmao

    • @bharathi2128
      @bharathi2128 4 года назад +17

      @@fastlink9560 you really don't need to bring gender into this, it's just a bad joke that a person said

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 3 года назад +1

    Can we all just admire the number of pixels in this video?
    You can really appreciate ever shirt's pattern

  • @lewis0705
    @lewis0705 4 года назад +1

    "Advanced Bullying question 1, Dickhead says what..."
    😂😂

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer 4 года назад +1

    These are amazing!

  • @n1nj4l1nk
    @n1nj4l1nk 4 года назад +3

    Of mice and men: Tokyo drift is the best one.

  • @sennull6884
    @sennull6884 3 года назад +1

    Everyone knows that the sexiest dance move isn't a move at all. It's the Tango.

  • @alexander92179
    @alexander92179 4 года назад +3

    Economics exam question one: will there be a sufficient economy after the lockdown is lifted?

  • @Renegade2786
    @Renegade2786 4 года назад +41

    What type of people lives in the Middle East? Is it
    A. Rab

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 4 года назад +2

      Good, but it works better in an American accent.

  • @orcas800
    @orcas800 4 года назад +5

    I’m watching this in Guam lol

  • @undergamer1361
    @undergamer1361 4 года назад +1

    1:16 Biology Practical Question 1...

  • @billyslaironair8860
    @billyslaironair8860 4 года назад +5

    Thought Joe weller was in the thumbnail

  • @ronkirk5099
    @ronkirk5099 4 года назад

    Just discovered this channel and it is brilliant!

  • @oisinmcalinden6187
    @oisinmcalinden6187 4 года назад +5

    A few of them were Alrite but like dam most r weak :(

  • @yobaafett
    @yobaafett 4 года назад +5

    Yr 13's wya 😎

  • @maisiesummers42
    @maisiesummers42 4 года назад +5

    This is... years old.

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 3 года назад

    this guys are brilliantly funny

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 4 года назад +3

    God, I love new Scenes We'd Like to See.

  • @rachelfox8108
    @rachelfox8108 4 года назад +9

    So is that "2 Mice, 2 Men", or "2 Mice to Men"?

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 4 года назад

      Two mice too men?

  • @theo9743
    @theo9743 4 года назад +5

    RIP my A-Levels

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад

      @@abigail-tn5ds Unless you go to university or get a job that requires knowledge of the subject you studied.

    • @abigail-tn5ds
      @abigail-tn5ds 4 года назад

      @@gwishart that's my intention...still is fustrating...all the exam practice ...still dont know If I can do it

  • @iestyn3676
    @iestyn3676 4 года назад +1

    Hearing of mice and men gives me flashbacks

  • @jsmith4130
    @jsmith4130 4 года назад +1

    Note: 2:08

  • @agoraphvbic
    @agoraphvbic 4 года назад +2

    who is the biology practical 1 kid he looks so happy with himself hehe made me howl

  • @cedwhitlock
    @cedwhitlock 4 года назад +3

    Come on Eileen - Covid19 - rejected exam questions...

  • @jessienerdis4179
    @jessienerdis4179 4 года назад +3

    is this a repost? I've heard these jokes in this order so many times

  • @xzavier_zain6768
    @xzavier_zain6768 4 года назад +2

    Don’t tell me tha one bloke doesn’t remind you of old joe weller

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 4 года назад +6

    Pretty sure they're reuploading the same video multiple times.

  • @JoeBrayYouTube
    @JoeBrayYouTube 4 года назад +3

    Too soon guys. Too soon

  • @tedweird
    @tedweird 4 года назад +16

    "Could you please put the original air date in the description?"

  • @Ben-db5re
    @Ben-db5re 4 года назад +2

    Do you not think it’s awkward how they step out and don’t know when it’s their turn?

    • @RYx222
      @RYx222 4 года назад +3

      They dont have turns

  • @kianolner3818
    @kianolner3818 4 года назад +1

    Food and Nutrition Paper 2. Question 1. Why do you keep buying pasta?

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 2 года назад +1

    Defrostradamus

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 2 года назад

    Very good

  • @fantasybricks4160
    @fantasybricks4160 4 года назад +4

    Did anyone else think it was Curtis from 2019 love island for a second there or was it just me 😂.

  • @Clone54_
    @Clone54_ 4 года назад

    This is great

  • @wudipest
    @wudipest 4 года назад +2

    0:14 that's not a question!

    • @oisinmcalinden6187
      @oisinmcalinden6187 4 года назад

      wudipest and it’s not funny

    • @wudipest
      @wudipest 4 года назад

      @@oisinmcalinden6187
      Yup. She's not funny at all. Her "joke" about twerking was rubbish as well.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +1

    American History Question 1:
    Rap about what you know about Alexander Hamilton

    • @ImmortalCosmic
      @ImmortalCosmic 3 года назад

      Eminem: no, no I don’t think I will

  • @blardyhell3095
    @blardyhell3095 4 года назад +1

    imagine having exams

  • @fryjneb2099
    @fryjneb2099 4 года назад

    Wow heavy one thanks

  • @ninjablade21mcpe53
    @ninjablade21mcpe53 4 года назад +1

    Any IB participants?

  • @dreamer_4937
    @dreamer_4937 4 года назад

    How do they come up with them so fast 😂

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад

      They have all week to come up with jokes for this round.

  • @broadwaybitch2471
    @broadwaybitch2471 4 года назад

    Level 3 btec fashion: unit 2 - writing about artists work
    Me: lol I'm not anymore

  • @faithomokhuale3311
    @faithomokhuale3311 4 года назад +3

    But how does some win this ? Like is there a winner ?

    • @leafboy3967
      @leafboy3967 4 года назад

      F

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      I think it’s a competition between the three comedians in either side of the microphone.

  • @JanSanono
    @JanSanono 4 года назад +8

    Why you be reuploading tho

  • @SOSOwner
    @SOSOwner 4 года назад

    0:04 ComeonIlene, obviously...

  • @Xanatos712
    @Xanatos712 4 года назад

    This video seems to have a higher framerate than other MTW clips.

  • @noodengr3three825
    @noodengr3three825 4 года назад

    Guam used to be

  • @SOSOwner
    @SOSOwner 4 года назад

    1:41 Tru...
    ...ro.

  • @ethanec326
    @ethanec326 4 года назад +1

    This aged well... #RIPCLASSOF2020 😭

  • @abracadabra8501
    @abracadabra8501 4 года назад +3

    This is a repeat of a previous year

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад

      Hardly surprising really, given that there won't be any exams this year.

    • @abracadabra8501
      @abracadabra8501 4 года назад

      @@gwishart You have a good point

  • @PhoenixMaster123
    @PhoenixMaster123 4 года назад

    Well there's gonna be a lot of rejected ones this year isn't there

  • @diamondsam
    @diamondsam 4 года назад +2

    So how many people here watching this and are like me and have definitely failed their GCSEs cause their gonna get their mock results which they didn't revise for cause who tf would have predicted this shit storm of a year to happen lmao

  • @Soyodi
    @Soyodi 4 года назад

    If this is the answer what is the question?

  • @lewishughson7678
    @lewishughson7678 4 года назад

    Milton Jones 2020: Hmmm nish kumar

  • @TheShaneosaurus
    @TheShaneosaurus 4 года назад

    Of Mice and Men is alright haha

  • @lunaaberforth5190
    @lunaaberforth5190 4 года назад

    Nah man i cant even

  • @StickleGaming
    @StickleGaming 4 года назад +20

    These video are re-uploads (starting to be like DAVE)

    • @jellyslopefall572
      @jellyslopefall572 4 года назад +7

      Stickle this is DAVE De Ja Vu, where we ‘repeat the repeats we repeated earlier’