Things a Sports Commentator Would Never Say | Mock the Week - BBC

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @badenhowell3312
    @badenhowell3312 3 года назад +159

    Rhys James really was on Fire there, but the Whistle one took it. 😂

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 года назад +3

      He was
      It really didn't (His Lacrosse joke was better than the whistles too)

  • @SingingSpock
    @SingingSpock 3 года назад +74

    That bobslay joke was brilliant, as one expects from ABK

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 3 года назад +106

    "Listen up, virgins. This is Robot Wars."
    Even the host of Robot Wars loved it.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +1

      As did all 18 billion of the virgins.

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 года назад +1

      I have a vague memory of visrtually the same joke being run on this show over a decade ago

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 3 года назад +88

    Rhys' curse joke was amazing. It's funny they consider lacrosse a high brow sport given its origins.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 месяцев назад +1

      well in a way it doesn't get much more highbrow than The Creator's Game

  • @markchapman6800
    @markchapman6800 2 года назад +17

    I love that Maisie is not only funny but finds the others' jokes hilarious as well!

  • @danielbaqueiro7245
    @danielbaqueiro7245 3 года назад +48

    Gunnar Gunnarsson has come a long way after his son got murdered

    • @RobNoles79
      @RobNoles79 2 года назад +4

      Well they weren’t that close.

  • @the180crew
    @the180crew 2 года назад +10

    I feel like Hugh Dennis would unironically make a really good sports commentator.

  • @robyourtime
    @robyourtime 3 года назад +19

    Rhys James has fast become my favourite UK comic.

  • @michaellansing4917
    @michaellansing4917 3 года назад +18

    Maisie Adam always gives me a flashback to the early punk days with her skin bird/Chelsea haircut. Tall and talented this Maisie Adam

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 года назад +1

      She's in a bit of a dip 'though.
      No, sorry she's FROM a dip. Pannal in fact.

    • @christophernicolson5086
      @christophernicolson5086 2 года назад

      i thought her haircut looked a lot like Lucy Wilde from Despicable Me films

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 3 года назад +20

    This was a really good round. Nice job everyone👍🏾

  • @abbuk900
    @abbuk900 3 года назад +28

    Rhys gave me a laughing fit; it's the unexpected nature of of the "punchline"

  • @AMcGrath82
    @AMcGrath82 3 года назад +44

    ABK is back! Love his one-liners.

  • @Keopro
    @Keopro Год назад +2

    “What an exciting round of golf! The crowd’s going wild!”

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 месяцев назад

      Ellie's done it, 👋What a thrilling cricket match!👋

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 2 года назад +3

    And here's Rhys James. No, I meant the Chelsea defender. Wait, this is Mock the Week? Well, this is a very different career path.

  • @harrygato2582
    @harrygato2582 3 года назад +15

    ABK’s lacrosse joke is very British. In Canada, lacrosse is actually the national sport ( No, not hockey) and tends to be a brutally rough game.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 3 года назад +6

      It's a brutally rough game in Britain too. And girls in posh schools play it. And boys in posh schools play rugby, and that's brutal, too.

    • @harrygato2582
      @harrygato2582 3 года назад

      @@rosiefay7283 No, you don’t have any idea how rough it gets here.

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 2 года назад +3

      IIRC, lacrosse is Canada's official summer sport, while hockey is the official winter sport.

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 3 года назад +18

    The beloved darts player passed away after being trampled by a bull. Apparently he had hit it's eye.

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 3 года назад +6

    I did enjoy the Bob Slay

  • @trueblue96CFC
    @trueblue96CFC Год назад

    The whistle joke killed me

  • @paulspence8672
    @paulspence8672 2 года назад

    Best one yet!

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 3 года назад +16

    AND ITS GOLD FOR IRELAND

  • @Master_Petes_Theater
    @Master_Petes_Theater 3 года назад +6

    Great stuff from the lot of them! 👍😂

  • @yolandahuang1284
    @yolandahuang1284 3 года назад +4

    I found all my whistles hahaha

  • @aidancasey3018
    @aidancasey3018 3 года назад +7

    I wanted Hugh to come on last and say okay virgins that's the end of robot wars but don't worry as whistle finding is coming on next.

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel 3 года назад +3

    Great jokes all around!!! 😆

  • @adelucas4824
    @adelucas4824 2 года назад +2

    We need more ABK

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 3 года назад +8

    Squids are mollusks not arthropods, Ivo.

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 года назад

      Curious. I heard it as 'Cephalopods'
      Which is correct.

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 3 года назад +2

      @@Farweasel Squids are cephalopods are mollusks.

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 года назад +1

      @@Maazin5 Yep. Still heard it the first time as 'cephalopod' 'though
      Which must be a sort of auto-correct because he actually said 'arthropods' (2.53 if anyone cares - I no longer do). BUT Damn the man. *Damn* him I say!
      On a recent QI they played a tune - I just heard the music as I didn't know the song - but maybe a third of the audience said they heard the words (which weren't there).
      We may be thankful he didn't *sing* *'arthropods'* - who knows how much confusion that would have sown?

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra 3 года назад +22

    Squid aren't arthropods.
    What do you mean, my over pedantic nature takes the fun out of everything?

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 года назад +1

      @@UncommonSense-wm5fd "Arthro" from jointed, as in "arthritis", but yes, under the pressure of performing on stage, it's fair enough forgetting "cephalopod".
      I sometimes ask my pupils what the plural of "octopus" is, as in old English it was "octopuses" rather than "octopi", (which is what they always say) but IF they had opted for Greek, as some people argued years ago that it should be, as "octopus" is originally a Greek word, it would have been "octopodes" (pronounced either way).

    • @keithmills778
      @keithmills778 3 года назад +1

      @@pineapplepenumbra Are you pedantic enough to order a martinus, and only use “martini” when requesting more than one? When you have the sniffles, do you reach for a box of Kleenices?

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 года назад +1

      @@keithmills778 Not quite, but only because I didn't know, however you have educated me enough that I can now reach to a new level of _pedantic,_ thank you.

    • @BasketOfPuppies
      @BasketOfPuppies 2 года назад +3

      You're technically correct. The best kind of correct.

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@pineapplepenumbraeither octopuses, octopi or octopodes are correct.
      Language changes.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 9 месяцев назад

    love hearing Maisie gasp before Ivo even finishes! she's always so scandalized even though her own jokes are just as bad/good!

  • @kuitaranheatmorus9932
    @kuitaranheatmorus9932 3 года назад

    This is awesome

  • @joshdaws1151
    @joshdaws1151 3 года назад +3

    Squid aren't arthropods, they're molluscs

    • @joshdaws1151
      @joshdaws1151 3 года назад

      @@UncommonSense-wm5fd That still makes them molluscs, not arthropods. And seeing as he said arthropods, which is a phylum, it seemed more appropriate to correct it to the right phylum, rather than the genus. And also it's a joke in a comedy show, I've already started hating myself.

  • @SarahJonestoo
    @SarahJonestoo 3 года назад +3

    Hey BBC, can you list who these comedians are? You should.

    • @samueldixon9028
      @samueldixon9028 3 года назад +4

      From left to right:
      Ria Lina
      Rhys James
      Ivo Graham
      Alasdair Beckett-King
      Hugh Dennis
      Maisie Adam

    • @SarahJonestoo
      @SarahJonestoo 3 года назад +1

      @@samueldixon9028 Hi Samuel. Thank you very much indeed. Much appreciated. Really helpful.

    • @biggusdickkus2956
      @biggusdickkus2956 3 года назад

      I wish l was 30 years younger, that Maisie Adams her cheeky grin and long long legs,,, giggity

  • @ipellaers
    @ipellaers 3 года назад

    Bob slay XD Lovely.

  • @isaac_aren
    @isaac_aren 2 года назад +1

    Squids are cephalopods not arthropods

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 2 месяца назад +1

    And we can see with one martial arts team winning because they worked together as a team. The other martial arts team who appears to have been brainwashed getting a serious punishment of one hundred, wait sorry one million pushups because they didn’t do anything the other instructor’s way

  • @rubywest5166
    @rubywest5166 3 года назад +11

    "Wow, that's a really good call there by Michael Masi!"

    • @gp_n_memes
      @gp_n_memes 3 года назад

      Well, a pretty good time to let the lapped cars pass eh?

  • @laurakinsella1692
    @laurakinsella1692 2 года назад

    He has beautiful hair

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 месяцев назад

      sigh... wasted on a boy...

  • @christinakinsley4441
    @christinakinsley4441 3 года назад +1

    Yay! ABK

  • @keelieinwonderland
    @keelieinwonderland 3 года назад +7

    And England FINALLY WON THE WORLD CUP, oh no that’s ireland IRELAND HAVE WON THE WORLD CUP

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 3 года назад

      No, it's Canada winning the World Cup! Canada has only qualified for the World Cup once. However, they automatically qualify for the 2026 Tournament, as they co-host with the US and Mexico.

    • @ndhammer
      @ndhammer 3 года назад

      How about "South Africa have won the Fifa World Cup!"?

    • @keelieinwonderland
      @keelieinwonderland 3 года назад

      @freneticness _ yeah but you haven’t won since, you keep loosing

  • @FranheskaRoxxaneCole
    @FranheskaRoxxaneCole 3 года назад

    can i have a tesla uber and a empty trailer container to live in on wheels

  • @gregiles908
    @gregiles908 3 года назад +1

    Cephalopod

  • @dynamosaurusimperious2718
    @dynamosaurusimperious2718 3 года назад

    I like this

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames 2 года назад

    And Arsenal have been thrashed at Wembley, they be sleeping on their sides for weeks

  • @christophernicolson5086
    @christophernicolson5086 2 года назад

    Serbia is not in EU. What did i not get?

  • @katelights
    @katelights 3 года назад

    Scottish Jesus!

  • @gary420x9
    @gary420x9 2 года назад

    Hugh Dennis and who?

  • @stuartrawson5057
    @stuartrawson5057 3 года назад +1

    Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex
    @Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex 2 года назад +1

    and here come the Irish team

  • @sonata4life933
    @sonata4life933 3 года назад

    Wow 😲

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад

    What?! tom brady lost again?! Go ahead tom, argue with the ref why you should’ve won.

  • @SiccoKrediet
    @SiccoKrediet 2 года назад

    Ria is om op te vreten

  • @tomarchibald5631
    @tomarchibald5631 3 года назад +1

    😘😘😘🤣🤣🤣

  • @queeny5613
    @queeny5613 3 года назад

    Yeo

  • @jabbadabbajew6035
    @jabbadabbajew6035 3 года назад +2

    It’s not as funny as when Frankie Boyle was on regularly.

  • @AhmedMalik814
    @AhmedMalik814 3 года назад

    I did not get more than half the jokes.

  • @amirmohammadnoormohammad5590
    @amirmohammadnoormohammad5590 3 года назад +2

    Please remember Afghanistan 🇦🇫.

  • @jimjim6151
    @jimjim6151 3 года назад

    That player clutching his chest is from the jab

  • @Raajkha20
    @Raajkha20 3 года назад +2

    Hate comes from intimidation, love comes from appreciation....

  • @sahedali2012
    @sahedali2012 3 года назад +2

    First view. I am an Indian.

  • @Raajkha20
    @Raajkha20 3 года назад +3

    They have made a profound positive impact in my life and I’m sure they will make one in yours as well.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 3 года назад

    ''When i said Gorillaz will be on later on i mean't the band not the Nigerian football team''

  • @allycat2836
    @allycat2836 3 года назад

    The poor mans UK whose line

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 года назад +11

      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 3 года назад +2

      Whose line is it anyway? UK was before the American version. Different host.
      Mock the Week was well known for its controversial jokes but now it's more of a comfort show.

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 3 года назад +7

      "Whose Line is it Anyway?" was originally a Channel Four (UK) show that ran for ten series; and was then imported to the US. The show was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson; who later created "Mock the Week."

    • @muisverriet
      @muisverriet 3 года назад +6

      It's by the same creators.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 3 года назад +3

      Did you know that both shows were created by the same guys? And that _Whose Line_ was a British show long before the US version premiered?

  • @---df5sr
    @---df5sr 3 года назад +1

    Is this still on??? Wow, talk about jumping the shark

    • @biggusdickkus2956
      @biggusdickkus2956 3 года назад +2

      If you havent watched it for a while how do you know wether its bad or not, its still good, and jumping the shark doesn't mean being on a long time it means when you reach for desperate and unfeasible input to keep the show going because you've run out of ideas.
      You stating they jumped the shark was actually you jumping the shark you had nothing original to add so you tried to sound funny by making a joke that wasn't relative to the subject.
      Think before you ink.

  • @manindescript9861
    @manindescript9861 3 года назад +3

    "Hello I am a female and I know what I am talking about"

  • @ruarimacallister1
    @ruarimacallister1 3 года назад +1

    I do rember when mock the week was funny.

  • @philbecker4676
    @philbecker4676 3 года назад +1

    God these shows are so cringe.

  • @josiecarl4671
    @josiecarl4671 3 года назад +1

    christ,how bad and bottom of the box ticking barrel has this become...jesus wept.

    • @SN4KEBYTE
      @SN4KEBYTE 3 года назад +3

      Ahh, a bot account throwing out meaningless buzzwords, without watching even a second of the video...

  • @scatmansrockinradio
    @scatmansrockinradio 3 года назад +1

    Sorry I really can’t laugh when ‘comedians’ have to have really stupid hair cuts.

  • @69mosshead
    @69mosshead 3 года назад +2

    Mock The Week, the place comedy goes to die.

    • @badenhowell3312
      @badenhowell3312 3 года назад +24

      Oh really? I could have sworn I've seen comedians who appear on there for the first time then go on to appear on other programs.
      Would you care to try again, Mr Drama Queen?

    • @SN4KEBYTE
      @SN4KEBYTE 3 года назад +21

      You know you could just say you have no sense of humour, and move along...

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 3 года назад +17

      How to say ‘I have no sense of humour’ without saying I have no sense of humour?

    • @craftsmanwoodturner
      @craftsmanwoodturner 3 года назад +13

      Not really the best place to post this. You sound like a franking machine salesman at a philately conference...

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 месяцев назад

      omg that's the best analogy I've ever heard.