Vivek Ramaswamy Fan DEMANDS To See My Eggplant - Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 18 дек 2023
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3:09 “we call that a Draymond Green around here” LMAO
Feel bad for the girl. Why she gotta suffer bc of him 😂
I feel really bad for his partner. What a man child that guy was.
Don’t feel bad for the partner. You can tell bad character if you interact with someone for 15 minutes. She doesn’t care. People like him exist because partners procreate with manchildren like this loser.
Don't, she doesn't need to stay with a man baby that tries to heckle comics on a night out. That kind of feverish ego is an asshole awake and asleep. She's asshole adjacent and she obviously likes it that way.
Sometimes Nimesh can be an absolute a$$hole. He literally asked people to raise hands if they support Vivek and then declared they all have small penises. It's one thing to diss a political figure from the stage, but is absolute a$$holery to ask your PAYING audience to declare their political affiliation and then question their manhood for that.
“ I never heard another grown man defend a guy worth $ Billion”💯💯👏🏽
Never ceases to amaze me how many hecklers think that they can out roast someone who does it for a living.🙄🤪😆
Right? I see it all the time and it usually comes off as people who don't go to comedy shows often.
You cannot fist-fight somebody holding a gun and ...
You cannot roast somebody holding the microphone.
Sometimes Nimesh can be an absolute a$$hole. He literally asked people to raise hands if they support Vivek and then declared they all have small penises. It's one thing to diss a political figure from the stage, but is absolute a$$holery to ask your PAYING audience to declare their political affiliation and then question their manhood for that.
Because he has a mic not saying that dude was right but i always find regular people more funny than most comedians
@@faktiman381 in the clubs the space is smaller and hecklers are more easily heard, but it’s still fair game and these hecklers have no chance. Comedians have an arsenal of comebacks…it’s like entering a shootout with bows and arrows when the comedian’s holding a gun. You’ve got no chance. A comedian roasting another comedian (Jamie Foxx on Mike Epps) requires talent…but a comedian on an audience member is like that taking candy from a child. If you don’t understand that then try it out for yourself.🤪😆
The guy calls Nimesh unfunny and then Nimesh makes everyone in the room laugh at the guy 😂
Liberals laugh at unfunny jokes as long as it is about republicans.
That's just how he do 😂❤
ya that’s what everyone is paying him for to make fun of the audience !! Right . That’s being ungrateful and disrespectful. And that joke about Vivek was not funny at all , offensive to say the least .
@@infinitycrew6144you must be that man with the small penis😂😂😂
@@infinitycrew6144right wingers getting offended at comedy is hysterical 😂😂😂😂
Wow lmao
i was at the show, the heckler was stupid af, but the whole evening was outstanding
Maybe if you are woke
Was he Indian?
@@understanding.everything You sound triggered, snowflake!
Sometimes Nimesh can be an absolute a$$hole. He literally asked people to raise hands if they support Vivek and then declared they all have small penises. It's one thing to diss a political figure from the stage, but is absolute a$$holery to ask your PAYING audience to declare their political affiliation and then question their manhood for that.
@@understanding.everything I doubt Nimesh "driven off stage at Columbia" Patel is woke.
lol.. the guy was cancelled and Nimesh became woke 😂😂
Lol..people who take politicians seriously are weirdos. XD
Politics is the life dum dum
@@understanding.everything There's a difference between Politics and Politician dum dum.
@@understanding.everything There's nothing wrong with politics. Politics is good for the democracy. But taking offence for a joke on a politician who are extremely powerful, wealthy & have lots of privileges is really d*mb.
Like Nimesh?
You're talking about Nimesh, right? Sometimes Nimesh can be an absolute a$$hole. He literally asked people to raise hands if they support Vivek and then declared they all have small penises. It's one thing to diss a political figure from the stage, but is absolute a$$holery to ask your PAYING audience to declare their political affiliation and then question their manhood for that.
He was just like Joe, if you don't vote for me you ain't Black. 😅😂😂😂
Bro was just angry out the gate. You gotta wonder what his problem was. Maybe he is one of those people that just likes to argue or craves attention. What a weirdo.
When your principles are so strong …
Keeping it real goes wrong
Ya right and the way Nimesh was misbehaving was cool . I mean seriously dude!!
I was at this show and he was just getting started too. Never seen someone get so mad at a comedian after one joke lol
@YashRamisetty can you explain the logic behind that joke !!
Tiny penis is a 10 year old talk. Why do people pay 45$ for such low quality content.
Holy shit man. Empty vessels make the loudest sounds, but at least he made good content.
Great stuff as always.
Sometimes Nimesh can be an absolute a$$hole. He literally asked people to raise hands if they support Vivek and then declared they all have small penises. It's one thing to diss a political figure from the stage, but is absolute a$$holery to ask your PAYING audience to declare their political affiliation and then question their manhood for that.
Patel roasting Ramaswamy. When the herbivores fight watch out.
it's an unwinnable battle-- one guy has the mic and no one else does. plus person with the mic is nearly always quicker and more likeable than the ppl in the seats 🤣
"Well that's gonna make a funny internet cliP!" Why yes it did.
Why hate Vivek
He is a Billionaire hypocrite. He made is fortune Just like Trump by ripping ppl off
Actually am on d side of heckler on this one 😂.. joke wasnt funny
Yeah small d energy
Yep. Sometimes thats the case. Are you going to ruin everybodies show?
Yeah all the Ramaswamy stans are. Not just on the other side y'all are basically mourning lol
Feel bad for the lady though
Nimesh, you’re mad cause Chelly’s gonna get SNL 😂
LOL Chelly's gold... he DOES do the best Vivek impression
I’d argue he does is slightly better than Vivek himself 😂
I know it’s gonna be good when RUclips makes me stop scrolling for a content warning before I can even see the thumbnail 😂😂😂
Ya great internet clip of you misbehaving
"You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!
Meet and greet? He must've heard meat and greet. Classic misunderstanding
You're giving Nimesh new material for free.
Vivek 2024
His lady friend couldn’t get away from him fast enough
"for the non-indian people in the room, that's not usually how these shows go!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That guy wants Nimesh Brownnie hehehehe
we call it Indian eggplant, aka tiktaks
That actually was Vivek 😂
You wish.😂 Vivek has enough money to buy this whole security and this crowd.
@@bkit5 Sir. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave for ruining the joke
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@@bkit5 He's also 5'8" and quite the loser. Not to mention a WASP bootlicker so it all balances out.
I didn't even get why he was so angry
I think its because he has a small pepe
North vs south i guess you have to find out the hard way as always 😂😂 North always loose
Don't play divided politics here
lol you can’t be this dumb
lmao How many southern PMs have Mallus had? Or Tamils? or Kannads? Presidents? Generals? The Southern brigade are just legends in your own heads, huh? Surrendered Madras the moments Brits arrived, didn't do shit for the freedom struggle, still crying about reservation quotas and you're out here bragging about "north vs south" smh
At least we have two balls 😅
I’m a Vivek but this was hilarious screw that guy
This Shit Writes Itself, vol. 1,219
He’s in SF so he has to slam Vivek.
Attitude >Talent. Good I saw this video. Won’t have to tolerate this unfunny comedian anymore
What’s the point of making such a political statement?
You were hilarious in Chicago habibi!
This is the classic example of "how to get rid of a heckler by using word "pe*is".
Vivek is the man! Who's a more qualified candidate, tell me? Biden?! OK...
Literally anyone and yes, Biden too.
Taylor swift security a wee bit quicker 🤔
Bro, I thought is about Eggplant, but its not!
It seems like all his friends mocked him for being Vivek Ramaswamy's supporter. This was his last straw.
"I'm not going to take this anymore. rheeeee"
Okay cool story
@@clownworld407 glad you like it
You have no balls, but Vivek does 😂
Vivek is a joke happened to American politics after Rudy giuliani.
Okay buddy. Now chill out.
He is the best thing happened cope harder
And then happened Joe Biden. What about him you brainless😂
Vivek is a G.
Bruh, the lady was the first to get up when Nimesh asked HIM to get the fuck out 😂
Nimesh is indeed Funny. I was there but telling you, he’s not a comedian you want to sit in the front rows. He never engages with audience other than hecklers…
He engages with his audience a ton. At our show in Minneapolis he did crowd work with a weird but fun family in the front. He kept making hilarious call backs to them by name and they were minor celebrities to the crowd by the end.
@@xenidus I’m glad that you enjoyed the show you went to! I do like him and am a big fan but will not necessarily buy the most expensive ticket next time 😂
Nimesh just exposed him self as sick democrat pawn. You dance to your masters tune.You lost my respect and a fan
Lmfao 😂😂😂 these people crack me up so much, they’re so visibly brainwashed that its funny
Why people wasting money on this nimesh
Go somewhere else. Bye 👋🏽
A conservative republican politician. Why he can't joke about that? Lol
I have found another coconut 🥰
This funny??
Akash singh would have nailed it😂😂😂
They are trying to do to with Vivek what they did to Trump. But for their surprise Vivek is a Very Smart and cunning guy and more sadly for them, he is good at tearing apart all BS propaganda. Good Luck going against him!
@@dripreporttv6719 Vivek is a polished version of Trump. Still a conman. Just like Trump!
@@0m13yeah anyone who is rich is a con man for you😂 He has 0 bankruptcies or cases on him for fraud. Only mistake he ever did was over hype his medicine during IPO but that medicine turned into a big flop and didn’t even get FDA approval. Later he successfully got done 5 medicines.
Lol you people are so sheeple. One random billionaire comes and start saying 2 random things you like to hear and you immediately start dikriding him. Learn some self respect.
@@dripreporttv6719 lol this populist stuff is so stupid this him against the world narrative. Who would've thought people don't like a douche on a podium. No one is out to get him.
Viveks campaign is failing lately.
Just sit back and watch it implode
its your own people,y'all
Wait andh Bhakt in America? What a surprise 😂
At least he isn't a moslem bomber
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You seat that close and then piss off a stand up comedian!
Why is this funny? What is the comedian trying to showcase here? Obviousbly the heckller is upset about a dig that Neemesh took at Veveks's supporters, but the best Nimeesh, if he were a seasoned comedian had, was to kick the heckler, out of his show? Seems like the comedian is not able to handle hecklers. Stay in your lane if you cant handle $hit. Sorry, lame comedian, if you can call him that.
Vivek 2024!!!
I am all for standup comedians roasting the shot out of the audience but this was in bad taste.
When you try to influence political opinions in the name of comedy it's our future on the line.
Not funny.
This Nimesh guy is a noob! Nothing funny about his show
😂
🤣
where is zee joke
He is a joker bro a clown
why do so many people hate Vivek, is he that bad?
Read about him. He is a hypocrite sellout
He’s awesome in my opinion. Some people just inherently don’t trust successful people. Do your own research is what I’ll say 👍🏾
@@AJMALCOMB he become a billionaire by ripping of his stock holders. Not billionaires are bad. Lebron James, is a billionaire but ppl love him.
@@Stw077 he didn’t sell his shares, look into it.
@@AJMALCOMB
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What a tiny ponytail to go with that tiny... >
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Nimesh I am waiting to see you in Toronto 😅
6 min video didn't hear a single joke tho...this is some high school lame shyt
Go somewhere else then
GOOD LILTTLE SLAVE
These Dehatis are so embarassing Jesus.
South Indians too. So cringe.
Bro you not on the same level asl Vivek Ramaswamy - you shouldn't have even touch this as a topic. Your ish just flopped instantly.
He not in the same level. You are correct Nimesh is not a fraud
Annnnd he has a man bun😂
Wow, why go to the show if your going to act like that, your bad a** nimesh keep up the good work come back to Fresno.
So fucking embarrassing hahahaha!!!
Still don't get what he has against Vivek. Never heard anything of substance from Nimesh for why he hates him.
Come to show you’ll hear it all
Vivek is fing joke...if you root for him you don't have any self respect or self worth...period.
Nice opinions bro. Now tell us why exactly he is a joke.@@9876karthi
@@9876karthiany son of an immigrant or immigrant who makes Billions in American by himself without inheritance is a legend. That’s kicking ass and taking names instead of looking for excuses.
@@bkit5 lol what a joke 🤣😂🤣. Indians have reputation as critical thinkers so far... please don't open your mouth in public.
Cringe overload.
Of course he has a man bun
Dang Nimesh... Now I gotta worry for you....there are toooo many idiots out there....geeeesh what horrible excuse for a human he was.
He is just jealous. He is not funny. He has so much agenda behind his jokes. Modern stand-up comedians hide behind jokes most of the time.
100% correct
Sure
He is clown
And youre indian
of course he had a man bun😂😂
3:40 I hate to be the nitpicker.. But You haven't heard ANY grown man defend a billionaire that vehemently? NOT ONE? No other billionaire's supporters come to mind?
Everything is fine but why u hate vivek ????
He's a leftist (unfortunately like all Indian comics out there -- most comics are left-wing except for legends like Owen Benjamin)
@@GrandAbbot Akash singh is good
@@Harishrao6154Akash is also a lefty
Bruh.. You made it that kinda show when you started talking about penis and size.. What else do you expected😂😂
You must really hate vivek i bet😂😂 Its not his fault if he is look ugly😅 specially his teeth and jaw😂😂
No, it was his fault. Donrt deffend hecklers.
@@bozokreso5555 3-4 days ago van jones said vivek is 1 step from saying nazi propaganda.. I suppose we should everybody know that it's not the case with indians. And I hate nimesh and vivek both equally. If you know what I mean😉
I’ll just say this you don’t know what ro khanna is and what his father wad literally the biggest supporter of 84 emergency
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Vivek Ramaswamy is the only honest guy who's supporting Trump, but I think a lot of people like sniffing Joe.
Vivek is lying hypocrite
@@Stw077explain
VIVEK 2024 🇺🇸
Little D energy
Tbh Nimesh not that funny, he's just good at comebacks
LMAOO
Average Vivek Ramaswamay fan
Nimesh, instead of dividing the Indian people on political lines, why don't you focus on some other topics and be a little more funny?
VIVEK 2028 😉
personally attacking vivek fans is disgusting. kicking him out makes u look soft.
Lmao 😂
My Fiance' is Indian and he is Very Well hung. 😁 He knows how to make love and he makes me laugh, he is all, he is the most amazing man I've ever met and I am so happy to share my life with him.
Oh, and I'm a white girl with Norwegian ancestry.
😊
its not that funny Nimesh... Didn't even laugh.. It seems u bring Vivek whenever u want some attention.. Just get a topic to make jokes on not persons..
As an Indian Immigrant I am pissed of by the same rant by this leftist comedian, there blatant hate agains Conservatives and republicans , I dont get why few standup comedians are leftist, and Nimesh dont even have a real rational reason why he hate Vivek, and Nimesh you cant stop him, but you can try and you will fail again.
Mr jain , you are in America due to democrats only 😂.
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When you indulge in stupid political gimmick in your show, you are doomed. This is after Dave Chappell made the same mistake.
Nimesh was very unfunny to be honest. You have lost Rizz bro.