You’ve never had a chocolate bunny with marshmallow filling inside? I was never a fan of the solid chocolate because it’s just overwhelmingly chocolate and hard to bite, but those marshmallow ones were amazing!
Some people in this thread must lack all self-control. If you get a solid chocolate bunny, you don’t try to stuff it all into your face at once like a giant deranged hamster. You gnaw a little off every day, putting it in the fridge between gnawing, basking in the knowledge that it waits for you to gnaw a bit more tomorrow.
You wouldn't be able to bite the ears off nearly as easily if it was solid. I also always liked the way the hollow chocolate would crumble when you bit into the ears. Man, a solid chocolate bunny of the same size would be like three four times as heavy. And expensive.
I live how they delivered that news with more weight than actual war or politics, like aworld take just died. Also a solid chocolate slab/ viny isn't a soft. I don't like milk chic anway, but a solid piece is so hard to bit into, I had one once a a kid
Right? And it made me appreciate the unexpected chunkiness of those ears and toes so much more. Filled chocolate bunnies are what I'd imagine daily Christmas to be like: the greed will suck everything special out of it.
I thought it was stupid until my grandmother pointed out that it would be heavy and you'd be unable to bite it if it were solid. I once molded my own solid and it was an impossible brick
I feel this so hard. I was at a 5 Below and saw this large ferro rocher chocolate and got it thinking it was going to be awesome. Thing was just a large hollow shell. I mean the shell was good, it's just why bother having it that big with nothing in it? Give me some hazelnuts or something!
Unpopular opinion, but I was always a bit disappointed in solid chocolate bunnies, because they can be hard to break off with your fingers or teeth and be difficult to chew. Hollow bunnies are easier to break and eat
And these are (older) adults. Talk about your first-world problems. These yahoos are scarred for life. By slightly less than a fatal about of chocolate.
I made it very clear to my parents that they would be in for a completely miserable day if they dared to soil my eastroturf with some pos hollow bunny.
You were conditioned as a child to accept a lesser product. Nestle makes 3kg chocolate easter eggs in other countries in which it is tradition to have them as a child. YOU WERE ROBBED.
@@adam346 millions of children enjoy that tradition and do not die of diabetes at 19. It actually turns off the craving; like the month and a half old Halloween candy that puts people off candy for months, if not for years. Candy traditions are weird. Stay safe.
@@sidneymonteiro3670 I was being hyperbolic.. but yeah, candy traditions are super weird. It's like when I pound 10 pints of beer in a night... I really don't feel like drinking for quite a while after.
Has nobody ever tried to bite through a solid block of chocolate? Try selling solid bunnies, and you'll get sued out the wazoo for dislocated jaws and broken teeth!
How are these assembled? Is it algorithmically? Is it one, sad pathetic human watching hundreds of hours of thankless television who's compiling these clips?
Keep in mind a lot of these local news programs use pre-determined talking points decided by their parent company, like Sinclair. This line prolly got used by every local broadcast they were operating this easter
There are tools to search closed captioning text across all stations. So the staff probably searched "solid chocolate bunny" and collected the clips from the search results.
A long time ago, I ran across a fantasy novel at Barnes & Noble entitled "Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse." I HAD to buy it. Unfortunately, the title was the best part of the book. Disappointing, VERY much like hollow chocolate bunnies.
I don’t think people realize just how much chocolate that would be if it was solid. Way too much chocolate for one person to be eating. You’d throw up.
It was also a cheaper type of chocolate in the hollow ones. Probably because of how they poured it into the mold as a liquid chocolate, and I can't believe I'm analysing this.
Why don't they like the hollow ones? They're so satisfying! You can smash them, or nibble their ears of and fill them with whatever you like. Or you can play that scene from alien. They're great! But, to be fair, the smarties (german m&ms) filled ones milka used to make are also very very nice to get.
solid ones were uneatable though... We just let them melt in the sun personally... the hollow one you could eat easily and to your heart content. I don't get their "Disappointed" comment.. you wanted to break your teeth bitting into solid 3 inch thick chocolate? good luck...
Imagine being so happy for some chocolate that it didn't phase you at all if its hollow or not because even a hollow one is more chocolate than anyone should eat in one sitting.
@@daspooperidunncurr8379 it's the feeling of biting into a hollow one that feels so much better than biting into solid chocolate. Could be that I have more sensitive toothgums tho
It gets worse. Most of those things barely count as chocolate from a food perspective. Technically, we're talking about chocolate-flavored molded wax. Factor in the lower milk-fat content of American chocolates, and you get something the average European would find inedible. Us Americans only tolerate them because most of us haven't been exposed to anything better.
Now that you brought that up..It has to be American!...LOL...C,Mon..it could only be an issue in a country that offers, "Sociology of Seinfeld",... or, " The political ramifications of Star Trek politics"...as actual college courses... LOL...along with edible undies and cheese in a spray can....LMAO
As an average European, I can confirm. The quality of regular American chocolate was a shock. VERY much alike "chocolate-like product" (that was the official term) in the good old days behind the iron curtain. I guess at least they were upfront about it. There is good, "artisan" chocolate. Costs arm and leg, and I suppose they wouldn't defile their product by shaping it like a chocolate bunny 😂 But the majority of the mass produced stuff is garbage.
They leave out the solid milk chocolate. It's a trap run away, run away. It's milk chocolate without fillers but its hollow!! Hollow be thy name?? But solid be thy milk chocolate!! 😡
Wait, so you're telling me that filled and solid chocolate bunnies are an actual thing?
I had one in the 90s.
@@joshuaphillips755 Good for you, I live in Europe. I think those things would be violating food safety regulations over here.
You’ve never had a chocolate bunny with marshmallow filling inside? I was never a fan of the solid chocolate because it’s just overwhelmingly chocolate and hard to bite, but those marshmallow ones were amazing!
@@geesuslookatthatalpaca7471 Awesome crowd here.
I had a completely solid chocolate one just this year. It was a ridiculous amount of chocolate.
I've never seen solid chocolate bunnys in my life
They are usually the smaller ones.
Some people in this thread must lack all self-control. If you get a solid chocolate bunny, you don’t try to stuff it all into your face at once like a giant deranged hamster. You gnaw a little off every day, putting it in the fridge between gnawing, basking in the knowledge that it waits for you to gnaw a bit more tomorrow.
Thisss!!
Gnaw being the operative word. Your incisors leave witness marks for your efforts.
You, sir, are not an American. A true patriot is going to deepthroat that thing in one shot.
There's a name for kids like you, it's "adult".
What if the bunny had an absentee father that left him hollow & nothing can fill in the void?
Perhaps it should try filling that void with booze? That would make biting into one much more exciting.
The melancholy piano in the background really hits different 😞 maybe we were the ones hollow the whole time
I don't think I can just "move on", John.
This one cuts real deep.
0:30 "What's the point of eating air?"
You wouldn't be able to bite the ears off nearly as easily if it was solid. I also always liked the way the hollow chocolate would crumble when you bit into the ears. Man, a solid chocolate bunny of the same size would be like three four times as heavy. And expensive.
It would give me a stomach ache too!
Or it would be made of the cheapest "chocolate" possible. I remember those solid bunnies that tasted like sugary wax. Yeesh!
Maybe it would make sense if your head wasn't hollow
Yes, solid bunnies are awesome.
@@nate9361 You don't eat it all at once.
I live how they delivered that news with more weight than actual war or politics, like aworld take just died. Also a solid chocolate slab/ viny isn't a soft. I don't like milk chic anway, but a solid piece is so hard to bit into, I had one once a a kid
The real truth is all the hollow chocolate bunnies were filling the huge void within ourselves the whole time... We were always the hollow ones
As a kid growing up in Germany eating REAL chocolate, I never complained, because even the air inside our hollow chocolate bunnies tasted good.
oh shit you guys have REAL chocolate?
ok Goebbels
Yeah chocolate bunnies taste like shit.
Right? And it made me appreciate the unexpected chunkiness of those ears and toes so much more. Filled chocolate bunnies are what I'd imagine daily Christmas to be like: the greed will suck everything special out of it.
@@TheJerbol Yeah, not that complete affront to everything precious to humanity that Hershey is.
I thought it was stupid until my grandmother pointed out that it would be heavy and you'd be unable to bite it if it were solid. I once molded my own solid and it was an impossible brick
To quote Carlin, "Great Country...Strange culture".
I feel this so hard. I was at a 5 Below and saw this large ferro rocher chocolate and got it thinking it was going to be awesome. Thing was just a large hollow shell. I mean the shell was good, it's just why bother having it that big with nothing in it? Give me some hazelnuts or something!
I got one of those too for my daughter last Easter and was very disappointed when it was hollow 😖
Yeaahh we need more diabetes!
What has a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel shit.
Unpopular opinion, but I was always a bit disappointed in solid chocolate bunnies, because they can be hard to break off with your fingers or teeth and be difficult to chew. Hollow bunnies are easier to break and eat
Wtf is wrong with these people? Who wants a solid piece of chocolate that big? These people are insane.
Putting "real" problems into perspective 😄
I know, I like how they delivered that news with more gravitas/ weight than actual dissing news
You bite the ears off then fill the bunny with milk and have a chocolate milk bunny cup!
I used to fill up the hollow ones with milk to make chocolate milk while I was eating my bunny. But I did like the solid ones better
Hollow isn't a problem if the thickness of the bunny is satisfactory. At least 1 cm.
Nah you need a hollow one, how else would you get your penis in there?
And these are (older) adults. Talk about your first-world problems. These yahoos are scarred for life. By slightly less than a fatal about of chocolate.
Woah woah woah, the solid chocolate bunnies are the problem, I want pieces of chocolate not a block I have to gnaw on for 3 hours
😂
No, this is america. Give me a literal chocolate brick, and I'll be satisfied for at least 20 hours.
I made it very clear to my parents that they would be in for a completely miserable day if they dared to soil my eastroturf with some pos hollow bunny.
I liked my hollow chocolate bunnies. No one in their right minds is going to give 2.5lbs of chocolate to a kid in one go.
You were conditioned as a child to accept a lesser product.
Nestle makes 3kg chocolate easter eggs in other countries in which it is tradition to have them as a child. YOU WERE ROBBED.
@@sidneymonteiro3670 this may be true... but if I were given 3kg chocolate easter eggs as a child I would be dead... diabetes aged 19
@@adam346 millions of children enjoy that tradition and do not die of diabetes at 19. It actually turns off the craving; like the month and a half old Halloween candy that puts people off candy for months, if not for years. Candy traditions are weird. Stay safe.
@@sidneymonteiro3670 I was being hyperbolic.. but yeah, candy traditions are super weird. It's like when I pound 10 pints of beer in a night... I really don't feel like drinking for quite a while after.
My parents weren't. That's why I was personally disappointed when they didn't live up to their failures ON THAT DAY OF ALL DAYS!
Has nobody ever tried to bite through a solid block of chocolate? Try selling solid bunnies, and you'll get sued out the wazoo for dislocated jaws and broken teeth!
Except that they _do_ make the solid ones. The trick is to only take small bites.
Ppl bite through solid block of chocolate everyday, it's called a chocolate bar
"Well good for you" Fucking dead.
The Holographic Principle says that the entire Universe, all of us included, is like a hollow chocolate bunny.
Have a nice -rest of your life- day.
Idk about you but a hollow one sounds pretty good rn because I won't have to eat way too much
I love how this is a universal thing for kids lmao
The hollow ones always tasted better though. The Solid bunnies chocolate is usually garbage. Quality over quantity. Team hollow!
The price you're paying is what determines the quality. Cheap solid ones are garbage. RIP
On one hand they're not wrong but on the other hand does anyone REALLY need to eat an entire block of the worst chocolate you can possibly find?
True. The chocolate that goes to make Easter bunnies and Easter eggs is usually inferior.
It really is the worst. Chocolate-flavored candle wax.
How are these assembled? Is it algorithmically? Is it one, sad pathetic human watching hundreds of hours of thankless television who's compiling these clips?
Keep in mind a lot of these local news programs use pre-determined talking points decided by their parent company, like Sinclair. This line prolly got used by every local broadcast they were operating this easter
There are tools to search closed captioning text across all stations. So the staff probably searched "solid chocolate bunny" and collected the clips from the search results.
As a kid, I was thrilled to get chocolate at all. The hollow bunny was manna from heaven...
@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda I have to practice somewhere or I'll never be able to guilt my kids.
I got little caramel-filled ones. Not empty, but not too hard either. I like that balance.
Reese's Bunnies people!!!! Bunnies filled w Reese's peanut butter!!!! It's the ultimate bunny!!!!!!!
A child's first experience at disappointment in life...hollow chocolate bunnies at Easter.
That’s some solid entertainment, there!
🤣🤣🤣 all those sad disappointing childhood memories...where's the therapist!
Why would I want a solid chocolate bunny? Has anyone here ever actually tried to eat a large, solid block of chocolate? It's nearly impossible.
A long time ago, I ran across a fantasy novel at Barnes & Noble entitled "Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse." I HAD to buy it. Unfortunately, the title was the best part of the book. Disappointing, VERY much like hollow chocolate bunnies.
I used to fill them with milk, disappointment became enjoyment! Bite the ears off and make your own filling.
I don’t think people realize just how much chocolate that would be if it was solid. Way too much chocolate for one person to be eating. You’d throw up.
It was also a cheaper type of chocolate in the hollow ones. Probably because of how they poured it into the mold as a liquid chocolate, and I can't believe I'm analysing this.
The hollow ones are pretty mildly infuriating tbh.
I just wish there was more chocolate or at least thicker walls of chocolate.
Don't you have chocolate Easter eggs in the USA?
I’m thinking the bunny wasn’t the sad hollow things that upset these ppl as kids.
Hollow bunnies were the bomb! If you cared about the chocolate to dollar ratio as a kid, you had a sad childhood.
I thought they sucked too. Plus the chocolate was waxy and not very good.
But if it’s solid, how can I fill it with whipped cream? 🤔
How spoiled can you get? Seriously.
I 100% prefer the hollow ones. Not too much chocolate 😃
The real travesty is when you get a creme egg Easter egg and there’s no creme in there
Because Americans need to eat more chocolate.
I hated the solid chocolate bunnies. Still do lol
I liked the hollow ones. Not brick like.
As a Gen-Xer, I feel seen.
Im eating a solid chiclet bunny RN
Imagine one of those hollow bunnies, but inside there's candied strawberries or dried mango or something
I never had a solid chocolate bunny. I didn't knew that existed. Now that I know, I do want one.
#boomers
I like hollow Easter bunnies .
I actually preferred the hollow ones for some reason.
Me too!....or at the very least, The half solid Russell Stover's bunny!....LOL
Heretic!!!
Why don't they like the hollow ones? They're so satisfying! You can smash them, or nibble their ears of and fill them with whatever you like. Or you can play that scene from alien. They're great! But, to be fair, the smarties (german m&ms) filled ones milka used to make are also very very nice to get.
solid ones were uneatable though...
We just let them melt in the sun personally...
the hollow one you could eat easily and to your heart content. I don't get their "Disappointed" comment.. you wanted to break your teeth bitting into solid 3 inch thick chocolate? good luck...
The quality of the chocolate in the solid ones was always crap too.
Imagine being so happy for some chocolate that it didn't phase you at all if its hollow or not because even a hollow one is more chocolate than anyone should eat in one sitting.
I think I prefer the hollow ones, they have a certain texture
So you're saying the only solid ones you got were low quality? Interesting . . .
@@daspooperidunncurr8379 it's the feeling of biting into a hollow one that feels so much better than biting into solid chocolate.
Could be that I have more sensitive toothgums tho
i love the hollow chocolate bunnies, they are awesome!!!!!!!!!
This seems like a funny observation that all came to independently, but really they are all just reading from the same scripts.
I never imagined that that would be an issue for people. Is this an American thing or also found outside?
It gets worse. Most of those things barely count as chocolate from a food perspective. Technically, we're talking about chocolate-flavored molded wax. Factor in the lower milk-fat content of American chocolates, and you get something the average European would find inedible. Us Americans only tolerate them because most of us haven't been exposed to anything better.
Now that you brought that up..It has to be American!...LOL...C,Mon..it could only be an issue in a country that offers, "Sociology of Seinfeld",... or, " The political ramifications of Star Trek politics"...as actual college courses... LOL...along with edible undies and cheese in a spray can....LMAO
As an average European, I can confirm. The quality of regular American chocolate was a shock. VERY much alike "chocolate-like product" (that was the official term) in the good old days behind the iron curtain. I guess at least they were upfront about it.
There is good, "artisan" chocolate. Costs arm and leg, and I suppose they wouldn't defile their product by shaping it like a chocolate bunny 😂 But the majority of the mass produced stuff is garbage.
They leave out the solid milk chocolate. It's a trap run away, run away. It's milk chocolate without fillers but its hollow!! Hollow be thy name?? But solid be thy milk chocolate!! 😡