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  • @TheKYLEdavid
    @TheKYLEdavid Год назад +205

    Cspan: Please wait 30 days after being in the show to call again
    Walter: That sign won’t stop me, because I can’t read

    • @DarkDragonas
      @DarkDragonas Год назад +5

      That's 30 days COVID time so ..talk to ya tomorrow

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Год назад +1

      No, he can read - but only in cursive.

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis Год назад +33

    "When you wanna die, just drop dead."
    I need that on a t-shirt lol.

  • @redlightmax
    @redlightmax Год назад +87

    2:15 Doctors hate him because of this one simple trick.

  • @bobbie3713
    @bobbie3713 Год назад +59

    modern day diogenes

  • @coosoorlog
    @coosoorlog Год назад +164

    Fun fact: John Oliver's interns make up the other half of C-Span viewers.

  • @souvikrc4499
    @souvikrc4499 Год назад +14

    Love how Last Week Tonight is now covering C-SPAN prank callers.

  • @clumsiii
    @clumsiii Год назад +28

    Nice! I’m checking out today’s Washington Journal (Monday November 14th) and Walter called in during the Scott Wong segment. The host John asked him if he’s seen the Last week tonight feature on him and he say no…then went right into the “don’t text, tick tok or twerk etc etc “
    What a guy! Todays was pretty great, find Walter at about 20 min or so

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii Год назад +5

      Ok it’s the 22nd minute check him out

    • @PutterLee
      @PutterLee Год назад +3

      No he said he did see it

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii Год назад +3

      @@PutterLee oh ya! my bad I didn't update after I listened again.. then he went straight back into his vibe

    • @MisterSheeple
      @MisterSheeple Год назад +4

      For anyone who wants to see it, I've just uploaded a clip of this magical moment

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii Год назад +2

      @@MisterSheeple You're a hero, MisterSheeple! Thanks for this! At my new job I have the luxury to listen to Washington Journal as I work. Over a few months of daily listening I've started to recognize a bunch of the regulars (there's the one guy who always talks about the FBI spying on him, for instance) -- But this episode you shared was the first I've heard Walter. Can't wait for his next call. Thanks!

  • @taimatsuko
    @taimatsuko Год назад +25

    “ No one wins by staying around longer” Yes

  • @zumeraaa
    @zumeraaa Год назад +38

    "when ya wanna die, just drahp ded"

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 Год назад +58

    First he says he doesn't take vitamins or go to the doctor, and then he says the only healthy thing he does it take a vitamin. Walter, you're story is falling apart, man!

    • @hellhound47bravo3
      @hellhound47bravo3 Год назад +3

      You're mistaken. He doesn't take a vitamin, he takes a vitamin. There's a difference you know. Real vitamins have the face of Fred Flintstone.

    • @variedsexualantics
      @variedsexualantics 2 месяца назад +1

      ​ He said that he has never taken a drug in his life, other than vitamins, implying that he has taken vitamins at least once in his life, which no way suggests that he takes vitamins now.

  • @everwhat013
    @everwhat013 Год назад +30

    no pressure, greg

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Год назад +11

    That guy is comedy gold.

  • @mangana215
    @mangana215 Год назад +39

    I don't know about anything else, but I need to see Walter's bunker

  • @aleksandrasocha6365
    @aleksandrasocha6365 Год назад +30

    ...Did he say that he doesn't twerk?

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 8 месяцев назад +4

    C-SPAN hosts/journalist/experts are saiints!

  • @curiositypiqued6573
    @curiositypiqued6573 Год назад +17

    Got a proper comedian lol...its John in disguise!!!🤣🤣🤣
    PS he may be ignorant but his manners and articulacy are 2nd to none!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tiger_III
      @Tiger_III Год назад

      how is he ignorant?

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 11 месяцев назад

      @@Tiger_III He's arguing that death is optional, that it doesn't matter so many people died of coronavirus, and that he's "fine" even though he doesn't eat well or exercise - implying there is no point in doing such things. He argues in this very video that no one should do these things or take medicine or visit a doctor, because "when you're gonna die you die", and that he'll go when the "good lord is ready to take him".

    • @Tiger_III
      @Tiger_III 11 месяцев назад

      @@Resi1ience when you die, you die so what?

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin Год назад +12

    "I usually talk to myself and no one listens"...
    Gee, I can't imagine why...

  • @majmage
    @majmage Год назад +21

    Honestly seemed like an okay dude, though his opinions skewed a bit extreme haha

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able Год назад +16

      someone who says “if you die, you die” in response to rising prescription drug costs is not an okay dude, they’re someone who does not value their own life and thinks nobody else should either

    • @iansteelmatheson
      @iansteelmatheson Год назад +3

      @@Pablo360able also the "in the end we all die anyways, so what does it matter which way you go?"
      Walter, it matters. there are some terrible fucking ways to die, and medications can prevent or at the very least help ease the suffering of many of them.

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able Год назад

      @@iansteelmatheson not to mention there’s also the small matter of *when* you die

  • @calebduarte5255
    @calebduarte5255 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love this man so

  • @AlanEmmons-qw6bg
    @AlanEmmons-qw6bg 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm Walter I'm a retired Butler so I'll be calling every day. So is this is where retired butlers go to die, don't let us stop you!😵

  • @intheshell35ify
    @intheshell35ify 4 месяца назад +2

    That guy gets to vote. 😮😮😮😮😮

  • @AstonishingSodApe
    @AstonishingSodApe 10 месяцев назад +5

    The most boomer of all boomers

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Год назад +29

    This guy was a laugh riot even though his ignorance isn’t funny. Thanks for posting

  • @arcanondrum6543
    @arcanondrum6543 Год назад +2

    I hope she's not taking notes -> 2:13

  • @nathanielrussell7207
    @nathanielrussell7207 Год назад +11

    “I’m old, and therefore all my thoughts are important, urdle-lurdle-burdle-nurdle.”

    • @Tiger_III
      @Tiger_III Год назад

      just old enough to have observed the stupidity of the world around him for decades.

  • @TuesdayTaco
    @TuesdayTaco 2 месяца назад

    Walter is my spirit animal.

  • @alexanderpbyron
    @alexanderpbyron Год назад +10

    Ron Swanson is real after all!

  • @chelseawhite7117
    @chelseawhite7117 Год назад +37

    The first half of this was hilarious and almost endearing, the last half was just abysmal on so many fucked up levels. “Yeah a million people are dead, get over it!”

    • @sojirokaidoh2
      @sojirokaidoh2 Год назад +4

      Sounds like classic world-weariness to me. I'd bet this guy's been through a lot.

    • @Tiger_III
      @Tiger_III Год назад

      isnt that what the world has literally done either way? why pretend otherwise? thats what humanity always does. we say we care. we say its not acceptable. we say we wont forget but we move on and forget and stop caring. shut up and die is literally the human approach. may be u dont like it but thats exactly what has been happening so lets not pretend like the rest of the world gives a shit. that literally does not mean shit by you simply saying it. grow up.

    • @iansteelmatheson
      @iansteelmatheson Год назад +6

      @@sojirokaidoh2 I disagree. sounds like he has long since lost all social contacts and doesn't know first- or even second-hand how rough things can actually get. also, with something super infectious like COVID19, catching it not only endangers you, but everyone you come in contact with as well as everyone they might come in contact with and so on.

  • @sojirokaidoh2
    @sojirokaidoh2 Год назад +33

    Seems like just a lonely old man. Sad, really.

    • @Tiger_III
      @Tiger_III Год назад

      sounds like what he said has a lot of truth.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tiger_III He's telling people to throw out their medicine and never go to doctors.
      I'm disappointed in you. I'd hoped, in good faith, that you were genuinely asking how he is ignorant.

    • @Tiger_III
      @Tiger_III 11 месяцев назад

      @@Resi1ience hardly the worst thing to do. its all about perspective.

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs Месяц назад

    Now every comment, post, tweet, etc. I read will sound like this guy in my head. Thanks a lot, Walter! 😠

  • @OddOneOut665
    @OddOneOut665 Год назад +1

    Waltuh....

  • @andyzehner3347
    @andyzehner3347 Год назад +4

    Waltuh is nawt fum Indianuh. The guy is 100% New Joyzee. Hoosiers don't sound like that.

  • @notlikely4468
    @notlikely4468 Год назад +2

    He should go into politics
    "Run Forest, Run!"

  • @hellhound47bravo3
    @hellhound47bravo3 Год назад +2

    This is why I don't watch C-Span.

  • @kyleebrock
    @kyleebrock Год назад +3

    Walter is a Hoosier.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess Год назад

      No true Hoosier sounds like that (their accent anyway)

  • @twomustangs
    @twomustangs 14 дней назад

    crackpot
    noun
    crack·​pot ˈkrak-ˌpät
    pluralcrackpots
    Synonyms of crackpot
    : one given to eccentric or wildly foolish notions

  • @vryusvin3905
    @vryusvin3905 Год назад +1

    I imagine this is what Drumpf sounds like on hallucinogens.... and probably what he'd do.

  • @Sunset4Semaphores
    @Sunset4Semaphores Месяц назад +1

    Failed #boomer