Last Week Tonight - And Now This: Shaquille O'Neal Can't Stop Explaining How to Save Money on Gas

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @ChrisOliver4307
    @ChrisOliver4307 2 года назад +1896

    "How do we stop Shaq from scoring 40 points a game?" "Just hold him to 20 a quarter. "

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alexklein2029
      @alexklein2029 2 года назад +24

      Isn't that then 80 points per game?

    • @peterporkeresq.2817
      @peterporkeresq.2817 2 года назад +101

      @@alexklein2029
      No, that's 20 because if you hold him to 20 a quarter every quarter in the game, at the end of the game he'll only have 40 because you've divided the game into 4. Seeee, big eh brain talking here.

    • @theena
      @theena 2 года назад +24

      Underrated joke. Spat my drink out laughing.

    • @kristenvespera4835
      @kristenvespera4835 2 года назад +12

      Yeah, but if he scores 20 in each half, he'll have 80 for the whole game.

  • @axel6269
    @axel6269 2 года назад +728

    "They're both a kilogram"
    "But steel's heavier than feathers... ?"

    • @VocalMabiMaple
      @VocalMabiMaple 2 года назад +7

      @@figgleston it's a classic trick question. What weighs more. 1 lb of bricks or 1 lb of feathers?
      Answer: neither because you have 1 lb of each. Some people will argue that bricks weight more, but they just didn't read or hear the question properly.

    • @axel6269
      @axel6269 2 года назад +25

      @@VocalMabiMaple I think he's referencing Limmy's sketch here ;)
      Pretty synthetic explanation though 👌

    • @thedominion6643
      @thedominion6643 2 года назад +50

      The feathers are heavier because you have to carry the weight of having killed all those birds

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +5

      I'd reference his movie Steel, but I never saw it 🤷‍♂️

    • @Skullmiser
      @Skullmiser 2 года назад +4

      @@VocalMabiMaple But steel's heavier than feathers.

  • @1981bevo
    @1981bevo 2 года назад +800

    imagine Shaq trying to help his kids with their homework

    • @jhonshephard921
      @jhonshephard921 2 года назад +10

      Actually, if he divided up their time with doing less homework each time instead of all of it at once, this WOULD work and is the recommended method to learn according to Dr. Barbara Oakley of Learning How to Learn. BUT It would cost you more for gas because you are adding additional trips to the station and potentially per-time charges.

    • @jefftee448
      @jefftee448 2 года назад +8

      You have any idea how many kids Shaw has....it's something like 17
      They have a running bit with Charles Barkley making fun of Shaq cuz he can't recall all the names of his kids

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 года назад +1

      Have you seen this new math shit they're teaching? Makes no sense. I can hardly help my 9yr old with his homework.

    • @MostLikelyMortal
      @MostLikelyMortal 2 года назад +1

      Let’s not forget the man has a phd

    • @DarthBunny314
      @DarthBunny314 2 года назад +3

      @@MostLikelyMortal Technically it's a doctorate in education.... make of that what you will

  • @jimschleich8753
    @jimschleich8753 2 года назад +434

    My favorite Shaq lore is when he asked for name suggestions for his new yacht. Some clever lil dickens said "FREE THROW, you'll never sink it!!"

    • @msde625
      @msde625 2 года назад +7

      Hilarious! I'm going to share that joke with others. 😂😂😆

    • @MountainHawkPYL
      @MountainHawkPYL 6 месяцев назад

      That's why they call him Briq.

    • @claywhisman9721
      @claywhisman9721 5 месяцев назад +2

      My favorite is when he got back from Athens for the Olympics he was asked if he visited the Parthenon. He said he didn't remember the names of the clubs they went to.

  • @TheKYLEdavid
    @TheKYLEdavid 2 года назад +1824

    “A full tank is $80, right?”
    “Right”
    “Half of $80 is $40, right?”
    “Right”
    “So if I bought half a tank on Wednesday, and half a tank on Friday, that would be $40 each time, and $40 plus $40 is $80”
    “Makes sense to me”
    “So you’re paying $80 either way”
    “No, it’s $20”

    • @jsimmons7023
      @jsimmons7023 2 года назад +95

      Sounds almost like an "Abbott & Costello" scene, doesn't it?

    • @closethockeyfan5284
      @closethockeyfan5284 2 года назад +25

      @@jsimmons7023 Close.
      "It's not my wallet."

    • @Welcometotheclipshow
      @Welcometotheclipshow 2 года назад +53

      No it’s Patrick

    • @MrJonsonville5
      @MrJonsonville5 2 года назад +15

      I have an 08 prius, and before this year I had never spent over $30 to fill it up. The other day I was on waaay empty and I spent $60 to fill it. I can see shaq's point, mentally you feel like you're spending less even though you're totally not. He could do it the other way, only putting in $20 in every time it gets empty, and drive Round with less than a quarter tank everywhere.
      I'm just glad I get 43 mpg, it evens out the crazy gas prices. Plus if I'm consciously trying to drive economically, I can get closer to 50mpg. For instance, in LA traffic I use no gas, cause if you barely press the gas pedal on a prius it only uses the electric engine. Also works if I'm cruising on a flat street or one that slightly inclines downhill. I'm just glad I don't have my Jeep anymore. As much as I loved that thing (it took me cross country twice), I had to sell it back in 07 or 08 when gas got to be $5 per gallon last time. I worked so far away (and part time) that I was losing money working. If only I had known that gas was gonna go back down so soon and for so long, I never would have sold that beast. It only got 12mpg though, so it's just not practical....if I still had it it would cost $96 to fill up. And then it only went 200 miles per tank. So I guess I don't have a whole lot to complain about now that I drive a car that goes 430+ miles on $50. Heck, maybe I'll use the Shaq method and put $10 in it every time I reach a half a tank. That 1.XX gallons will really fill that tank back up. Shaq says so after all.

    • @TCA17
      @TCA17 2 года назад

      @@MrJonsonville5 wth, did it feel good to take it out off your chest?

  • @ProBadSing
    @ProBadSing 2 года назад +296

    Optimist: Tank is half full
    Shaq: Tank needs $20

  • @AFR0PR1NC3
    @AFR0PR1NC3 2 года назад +408

    He makes a good point, but I think it would be better to do it when it’s only a quarter empty. That way, you only spend $5. Now that’s a good deal!

    • @AiNEntertainment101
      @AiNEntertainment101 2 года назад +4

      ...still laughing, man! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kourii
      @kourii 2 года назад +9

      @LionRa I think you mean $1.25. Now that's a steal!

    • @Krazie-Ivan
      @Krazie-Ivan 2 года назад +1

      At every light, I stop & top it off, so it's typically .8c to fill up. Sometimes I can coast downhill, which cuts that in half, only .02c! Just gotta know how to beat the system, my friends! Stay financially woke!

    • @elusivelectron
      @elusivelectron 6 месяцев назад

      You save a lot more money keeping it under a half of a tank because of the extra weight of gas in the tank. Also keep your tires aired up. Better mpg=savings.

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 2 года назад +784

    My buddy is about 6'7" and his shoe size was 15 when he turned 12. He didn't know how to buy shoes so he sent a letter to Shaq's mom asking her how to do it. She called him the day after she got the letter and told him how to do it. Nice lady

    • @MrJonsonville5
      @MrJonsonville5 2 года назад +14

      When I was in Jr high there was a kid who was around that height, maybe closer to 7 feet, and he wore a size 23 shoe. He obviously had to get them custom made. I was 5 foot 4 at the time with size 13s, so I'm glad I grew up when Jncos were in style. Baggie pants helped cover up my big shoes on a short kid. Luckily a couple years later I shot up to 6ft, grew into my feet.

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 2 года назад +19

      @@MrJonsonville5 The feet have to grow first like roots so that when you grow taller you don’t topple over.

    • @WXVA9
      @WXVA9 2 года назад +7

      Shaq is apparently a great guy and extremely generous

    • @MrJonsonville5
      @MrJonsonville5 2 года назад +1

      @@wellesradio haha nice.

    • @MrScrawnjuan
      @MrScrawnjuan 2 года назад +6

      was the response go to a shoe store

  • @Swoosh_015
    @Swoosh_015 2 года назад +45

    Bro every year Kenny instigates this conversation 😂😂😂

  • @TheDonkeyJote
    @TheDonkeyJote 2 года назад +281

    Funniest part is that it's probably been like 30 years since Shaq even paid attention to how much he's paying to fill up his tank.

    • @TheAndyk123
      @TheAndyk123 2 года назад +14

      He probably pays someone to go fill up his cars for him. I doubt he even pumps his own gas.

    • @Gr8ScottUK
      @Gr8ScottUK 2 года назад

      Yup. Ever since he got rich playing in college

    • @patrickaker4380
      @patrickaker4380 6 месяцев назад

      He never has!

  • @natedevillers
    @natedevillers 2 года назад +151

    "Our Offense Is Like The Pythagorean Theorem: There Is No Answer!" - Shaquille O'Neal, American hero.

  • @samwiseshanti
    @samwiseshanti 2 года назад +122

    I love how his plan is essentially 'trick your car'

  • @natewaters344
    @natewaters344 2 года назад +200

    I could see Shaq filling up his tank and walking into the station and throwing a 20 on the counter. No matter what his total the person behind the counter would be like "pff I ain't gonna say nothin"

    • @jayl9110
      @jayl9110 2 года назад +39

      Y'know, I think you might have cracked it. It's just possible Shaq thinks gas is $20 regardless of amount XD

    • @lukebbuff
      @lukebbuff 2 года назад +5

      This comment is my favorite so far!

  • @JasonBedient
    @JasonBedient 2 года назад +28

    I love how Barkley just sits there smiling the whole time. He loves it.

  • @dannydorito8019
    @dannydorito8019 2 года назад +26

    I just lost it when it cut to EJ just facepalming

  • @djwikkid
    @djwikkid 2 года назад +43

    Shaq is one of those “Glass 1/4 full” type of guys.

  • @Rush2112Rulz
    @Rush2112Rulz 2 года назад +188

    That LSU education is really paying off…

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 2 года назад +10

      He didn’t receive special treatment and Mickey Mouse courses at all!
      Not.
      At.
      All.
      😉

    • @achromatic03
      @achromatic03 2 года назад +9

      It's even better-- he has a doctoral degree in education from Barry University

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +3

      Nick Nolte took money from the boosters to help with that😉

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 года назад +1

      Annnnnd here's the white dude insulting the intelligence of a Black man 100000% more successful than him. That train is never late. Make that microwang feel 2 whole inches Evan?

    • @de132
      @de132 2 года назад

      @@wellesradio u took it to a weird place

  • @Gredddfe
    @Gredddfe 4 месяца назад +1

    The other hosts facepalming is ​le chef-d'œuvre.

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 2 года назад +56

    Inside the NBA generates like 2/3 classic clips every week at this point. It's going to be a sad day when this team breaks up.

  • @rickyspanish6719
    @rickyspanish6719 2 года назад +41

    Shaq throwing down some Scott Steiner mathematics 🤣

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 2 года назад +18

      And that spells disaster for your gas mileage at Sacrifice

    • @craigisapunk
      @craigisapunk 2 года назад +5

      Using Shaq's method will make your monthly gas expenses drastic go down

    • @BrianHenson95
      @BrianHenson95 2 года назад +5

      The reason it doesn't add up is because he didn't add kurt angle to the mix

    • @danzam40
      @danzam40 6 месяцев назад

      When Shaq gets down to half a tank, $20 will give him a 141 and 2/3 percent chance of filling his tank.

  • @casmatt99
    @casmatt99 2 года назад +817

    There's a reason this man was employed as a basketball player and not an accountant

    • @matthiasbaur1229
      @matthiasbaur1229 2 года назад +45

      And strangely he invested wisely and is one of the richest businessmen who earned their first money in sports.

    • @casmatt99
      @casmatt99 2 года назад +24

      @@matthiasbaur1229 doing commercials for every product under the sun isn't exactly indicative of a competent business acumen.

    • @john-danielmunoz3469
      @john-danielmunoz3469 2 года назад +24

      @@matthiasbaur1229 I assure he had financial advisors make his investments for him.

    • @cobysavona
      @cobysavona 2 года назад +1

      @@casmatt99 he owns a couple companies as well 🤷

    • @esejby
      @esejby 2 года назад +4

      @@casmatt99 he actually owns all kinds of companies, hundreds of restaurants etc.

  • @Dazlidorne
    @Dazlidorne 2 года назад +194

    The way I save money on gas is when I'm almost out of gas, I just put $5 of gas back in. I never spend over $5 on gas. My method is $15 less than Shaq's. Case closed. Shut up!

    • @KB-ui4ru
      @KB-ui4ru 2 года назад +4

      You got a like from me!
      I do $15 like Shaq, and it works.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +1

      This is the equivalent of posting a picture of your lunch on Facebook for your elementary school friends. It's okay to grow up and move on @@KB-ui4ru

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 2 года назад +10

      I think this would actually work. With $5 in your tank you'll be pretty restricted as to where you can actually drive your car. You'd inevitably be saving lots of money on petrol once you've eliminated all the if the driving you do besides the trip to the service station to refill.

    • @lw3764
      @lw3764 2 года назад +8

      @@SineN0mine3 exactly, you'll be spending so much time at the gas station you won't have time to drive anywhere else. 😄

    • @ethor7676
      @ethor7676 2 года назад

      You must stop for gas a fück of a lot.

  • @grimftl
    @grimftl 2 года назад +103

    Y'know, there's actually a good bit of math in basketball. But apparently, not enough

    • @closethockeyfan5284
      @closethockeyfan5284 2 года назад +11

      His free throw percentages indicate he might not have done great geometry either.😉

    • @jhonshephard921
      @jhonshephard921 2 года назад +2

      No, his math is fine, his understanding of additional effects of going on more trips to the gas station with less money per time vs one trip with a larger amount is wrong.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад

      Grimmo's🎶neat-o🎶 shtpost of the night🎶
      *Sponsored by...* nobody of importance

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад

      You're missing the overarching point that he refuses to let it go either way. Get it💡? @@jhonshephard921

  • @kukachoo42
    @kukachoo42 2 года назад +25

    real shit i have dyscalculia and this is what it feels like trying to do math in my head sometimes

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 2 года назад +41

    I laughed out loud on this one last night

  • @jordanlucasthemusician
    @jordanlucasthemusician 2 года назад +189

    Spend less, 4x more often. Costs the same but with the inclusion of more frequent stops at the gas station. Nice
    Shaq is such a legend

    • @vanivari359
      @vanivari359 2 года назад +23

      it is actually more expensive, because you are always transporting an at least half full tank around.

    • @ianrobinson4200
      @ianrobinson4200 2 года назад +14

      I've seen this clip a few times and I think what Shaq is really getting at is that it less painful psychologically when you just pay small amounts. Maybe you pay the same amount or even more overall but it doesn't seem like it, you don't get the shock of a big bill all at once

    • @119beaker
      @119beaker 2 года назад +6

      @@ianrobinson4200 Yes but every time you buy gas you might get a drink and a packet chips as well so you end spending more.

    • @ricklocket2812
      @ricklocket2812 2 года назад +1

      "4x more often"
      Let's say you do something 1 time a week.
      Now you increase frequency and do it "1x more often", then you do it 2 time a week.
      .....
      4x more often would then lead to you doing it 5 times a week.
      and even that has a major flaw:
      See 10.1 is more than 10.0
      Then 10.2 could be called 2 times more than 10.0
      It's just really crappy use of language. Better call it "4 times as much" then it's clear that it's 40.
      not 50, not 10.4

    • @oakinwol
      @oakinwol 2 года назад +5

      @@ricklocket2812 but no one says "4x more often". He obviously meant 4x as often since that's literally what it is. So you probably could've just said that, if anything at all since you know what he means. RUclips comments isn't exactly a term paper...

  • @victoriasaiefrain
    @victoriasaiefrain 2 года назад +3

    Earnie's reactions are priceless

  • @angryinky
    @angryinky 2 года назад +17

    You can actually see the moment Ernie Johnson loses his will to go on

  • @Courtesyflush52
    @Courtesyflush52 2 года назад +152

    To those unaware, Shaq has a doctorate's degree in education and graduated with a 3.8 GPA
    This is a perfect example of how we all say some dumb shit sometimes. Goddam hilarious

    • @spost1986
      @spost1986 2 года назад +34

      What’s interesting is that he’s kind of onto something in a very roundabout way: dollar cost averaging. If the price of gas per gallon is increasing, you would actually save money with more frequent stops at the gas station.

    • @asanitheafrofuturist
      @asanitheafrofuturist 2 года назад +1

      Thank you for this comment

    • @VadAndensong
      @VadAndensong 2 года назад +16

      @@spost1986 Yes, but constantly filling up the tank is going to cause you to haul around more weight, which consumes more fuel 🤔

    • @tammygant4216
      @tammygant4216 2 года назад +8

      or maybe it's just a running gag they do on the show.....

    • @CharlieWhitaker
      @CharlieWhitaker 2 года назад +6

      I like this comment. No bashing, no indignation, just compassion while recognizing the point of comedy, to laugh.

  • @chaoticcranium
    @chaoticcranium 2 года назад +7

    Look, this man endured Kazaam. Just let him have this.

  • @jondwayneson300
    @jondwayneson300 2 года назад +147

    If you notice, he never says you’re gonna save money, he just says you won’t have to spend a fat $80 all at once. It’s like having a payment plan on your full tank of gas

    • @will224488guy
      @will224488guy 2 года назад +14

      No but he does say that $20 will fill up half a tank that cost $80 to get full at one point.

    • @ahmadadel8259
      @ahmadadel8259 2 года назад +12

      Well, he's partly right. The fuel efficiency is higher for a half full tank of gas than for an empty tank of gas. Not letting your tank get to empty will save you some money indeed but not $20, more like $1-2. Also, it will prolong the life of some components like the gas filter. But that's not what he's saying.

    • @etekweb
      @etekweb 2 года назад +6

      Exactly! My dad used to do something similar when filling his truck the last time gas prices were crazy. I think he would cap it at $40 per fill. He knew full well that he would have to fill more often. It was just to avoid that big of a price hitting all at once, and maybe the vague hope that prices would go down again soon.

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion 2 года назад +4

      @@ahmadadel8259 But the fuel efficiency for a full tank of guess is less than for a half tank, so shaq is still wrong by that logic. The car is more fuel efficient the less weight it has to haul around, so ideally you want to stay between 10-30% full. Empty is bad, but full is worse.

    • @gmansplit
      @gmansplit 2 года назад +2

      @@ahmadadel8259 What is your source for this? I can't find anything that says that a half tank is more efficient than an almost empty tank

  • @rasheedqe
    @rasheedqe 2 года назад +10

    Wow that was the best ad for school I've ever seen.

  • @TheInsaneShecklador
    @TheInsaneShecklador 2 года назад +21

    I had a friend in the 90s who would only put $2 in the tank at a time because he was worried the next gas station would be cheaper.

    • @agentham
      @agentham 2 года назад

      To be fair, that was like 2-3 gallons back then.

    • @francisluglio6611
      @francisluglio6611 2 года назад

      That wasn’t a sensible approach as you could also worry that the next station is more expensive but I fill my tank up from a quarter full to full most of the time because I know where my preferred and cheapest station is

    • @TheInsaneShecklador
      @TheInsaneShecklador 2 года назад +1

      @@francisluglio6611 I wasn't implying he was sensible. In fact quite the opposite.

    • @TheInsaneShecklador
      @TheInsaneShecklador 2 года назад

      @@agentham Between 1 and 2 gallons.

    • @francisluglio6611
      @francisluglio6611 2 года назад

      @@TheInsaneShecklador yeah I know

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 2 года назад +4

    he's saying "just gas a fourth when you're half-full" in the most complicated way lol

  • @raphaelmapp8407
    @raphaelmapp8407 2 года назад +9

    He also once said the moon is closer that the west coast because he could see the moon but no LA 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-nv2yp8ko8f
    @user-nv2yp8ko8f 2 года назад +70

    The one thing we have to say is that he is averaging the investment overtime and if you have a cashflow problem you may not be able to pay all at once.

  • @Musubi-Azeyma
    @Musubi-Azeyma 2 года назад +4

    Most of the time these segments get a slightly bemused chuckle out of me at most but this segment had me in stitches.

  • @jaymiller5669
    @jaymiller5669 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Not 40, 20” got me 😂

  • @DWestheim
    @DWestheim 2 года назад +50

    Shaq can afford filling in gas for $20 every day, because he's Shaq.

  • @Archelaus_v
    @Archelaus_v 2 года назад +2

    Inside the NBA is the gold standard of entertainment ~ I don’t even like basketball anymore but keep up just to watch these guys.

  • @jaymiller5669
    @jaymiller5669 6 месяцев назад +1

    What’s even funnier is I have a car that does cost 40 dollars to fill up from empty but once I get to half it only cost 15 to bring the line back up to “full”

  • @fresto2208
    @fresto2208 5 месяцев назад

    The contour and rhythm of this is just so excellently produced. Too funny.

  • @smacdad
    @smacdad 6 месяцев назад

    This is a clip that's been living in my head since it aired.

  • @jk484
    @jk484 2 года назад +26

    Same guy who spent $70k at Walmart in one trip says this

    • @zumabbar
      @zumabbar 2 года назад +19

      *$35k, he spent only half to save money

    • @kroto7451
      @kroto7451 2 года назад

      @@zumabbar lol

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 2 года назад +6

    Sounds like my late grandmother explaining how she gets magazines without having to subscribe to them

  • @ToudaHell
    @ToudaHell 2 года назад +13

    Maintaining at least half a tank have practical reasons. I never let my car go below half in the winter just like everyone else in Canada.

    • @eliasgermer8762
      @eliasgermer8762 2 года назад

      Why? (i´m just curious)

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 2 года назад +2

      @@eliasgermer8762 so you can drive a long way and in the cold Canadian winter you might idle for a while. It’s a safety procedure

    • @ToudaHell
      @ToudaHell 2 года назад +1

      @@eliasgermer8762 also, when it's really cold, the engine have a hard time starting. Over half full tank help with it. Also in the fall condensed water (due to the cold) in the gas tank is bad for the engine.

  • @FAT8893
    @FAT8893 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:26 Okay, it really took me a lot of repeats to figure out Shaq's "idea". If filling up the tank to full cost $80, then filling up half the tank would be $40. What Shaq didn't really understand is that filling $20 only gives a quarter of the fuel tank. So every time he filled up $20, it only gives a quarter of the fuel tank indefinitely.

  • @user-xw4cx1ku6s
    @user-xw4cx1ku6s 2 года назад +3

    I was crying hysterically during this

  • @williamtendo7835
    @williamtendo7835 5 месяцев назад +1

    My mum taught me what he's trying to explain
    1. Always have a full tank of gas
    2. Whenever you make a journey, fill it up (impressed,lol/ imprest 😉system of petty cash accounting Esq. But for fuel)
    3. What this helps is your Zero is and will always be a full tank,.. before you drive it again.. 😊 Missing this easy Layup is golden though 6 years later ❤😊 Love you Shaq 😊

  • @ZulqarnainAidil
    @ZulqarnainAidil 2 года назад +25

    I had a boss that did this... Although Shaq has the sense to fill up $20 at half and not $10 near empty and then drive like a maniac

  • @clutchcobra2729
    @clutchcobra2729 6 месяцев назад +1

    The best thing about this is Shaq has a PHD in Human Resource Development and owns multiple multi-million dollar businesses including Papa Johns, Five Guys and Krispy Kremes. And is a DJ on the side. All after a HoF NBA career. The man is an enigma 😂

  • @Larryboy2701
    @Larryboy2701 2 года назад +11

    God I love Shaq. Inside The NBA is the best show on television.

  • @saucers79
    @saucers79 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is some serious dad logic.😅

  • @adriandurlej9266
    @adriandurlej9266 2 года назад +2

    Real fans of inside the nba have seen this already, but this super cut was great loool 10/10

  • @Titanticore
    @Titanticore 2 года назад +17

    Can't wait to hear Tom Brady's words of wisdom at $37 million per year.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад

      I'd pay good money for Bart Scott to tackle him on air
      *CAN'T WAIT*

  • @dombo813
    @dombo813 5 месяцев назад +1

    Turns out his fuel gauge just calls a 75% full tank half full.

  • @cowgf1504
    @cowgf1504 2 года назад +1

    $20 filled up my Honda civic from empty to full 90% of the time. If people didn't buy gas guzzling monster trucks you wouldn't need to worry about gas prices.

  • @rosewater226
    @rosewater226 2 года назад +1

    Watching this live every time is so hilarious 🤣

  • @dirtydish6642
    @dirtydish6642 2 года назад +5

    This guy could be the next Presidential nominee with that logic.

    • @Jan_YTview
      @Jan_YTview 2 года назад +1

      American education system is broken .. 😂🤣

  • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
    @bjrneirikstrkersen1021 2 года назад +3

    For Shaq, the glass isnt half full, it's $20 worth of water.

  • @urbn8699
    @urbn8699 6 месяцев назад +1

    You can tell Shaq' is a low key parent; 'Case closed, shut the hell up, all of you.' The way every strong Dad ends an argument.

  • @josephsellers5978
    @josephsellers5978 6 месяцев назад +1

    He right if you living check to check. That 80 hit hards all at once

  • @blondegirlsezthis8798
    @blondegirlsezthis8798 2 года назад +1

    "...but....this one goes to eleven?"

  • @Larryboy2701
    @Larryboy2701 2 года назад +2

    Shaq also once thought that the moon was closer to Atlanta, Georgia than the west coast.

  • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
    @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 2 года назад +8

    There's another thing people don't know about Shaq: his amplifier goes to 11.

  • @jayl9110
    @jayl9110 2 года назад +1

    Didn't expect to see Shaq recommend microdosing with gas but here we are.

  • @locustjohn3865
    @locustjohn3865 6 месяцев назад +1

    That's a quality education he got from LSU.

  • @Ironmurs
    @Ironmurs 2 года назад +3

    I follow Shaq’s gas technique these days…hurts a lil less 😂 😭

  • @noseblind2088
    @noseblind2088 2 года назад +28

    This method actually does save you money if prices are on a downward trend, but this would cost you more currently with rising prices

    • @zb5583
      @zb5583 2 года назад +1

      By only driving when the tank is more than half full aren’t you going to have a lower average efficiency, since you are always carrying the weight of the unused gas? So you would theoretically get more mileage if you exclusively ran at less than half a tank vs always using the upper half of your fuel capacity?

    • @Junieper
      @Junieper 2 года назад +2

      @@zb5583 No, your fuel efficiency actually goes up when your tank is fuller

    • @protoman247
      @protoman247 2 года назад +3

      Bro wtf. You’re wrong. If it’s on a downward trend, then gas prices would actually be lower when the tank is empty.

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 2 года назад

    I love that man so much

  • @georges3799
    @georges3799 2 года назад +12

    He forgot to say he was cost averaging and buying when the price drops. Lol.

  • @Marniwheeler
    @Marniwheeler 2 года назад

    Amazing logic. Amazing entertainment.

  • @rodrigodemiguellamminen5244
    @rodrigodemiguellamminen5244 2 года назад +1

    1:12 if you get Ernie to this state, you're doing something unhinged

  • @Jumpman67
    @Jumpman67 2 года назад +4

    I love Shaq

  • @VillPom
    @VillPom 2 года назад +2

    I think what he’s talking about is that his fuel gauge says half and then he puts $20 in and it says full again. He just doesn’t realize the gauge isn’t accurate immediately after filling it up

  • @YankeeStacking
    @YankeeStacking 2 месяца назад +1

    Sad thing? Shaq thinks he’s right.

  • @marcreep
    @marcreep 2 года назад +1

    What he is saying is that when you go down to 1/2 (worth 40$ but it doesnt matter) you fill 1/4 (half of what you used) and then you have 75% of your tank full so you feel like its almost full, then do that again when it drops to 1/2 you fill only 1/4 and thats how you keep driving on almost full tank for 20$

  • @mjmaccabee7252
    @mjmaccabee7252 2 года назад +13

    And these are adults! Nominally, at least.

  • @orbitaljellyfish808
    @orbitaljellyfish808 2 года назад +2

    Fuel senders/gauges aren’t linear so he’s actually right if they were, but some vehicles they move fast from full to half, other cars, half to empty. So much confusion… which also sucks if you’re low on gas and need the gauge to be accurate lol

    • @nicksmirnov2337
      @nicksmirnov2337 2 года назад

      I thought that cars were more efficient in their first half of tank than their second half. While poorly worded. You theoretically could drive further if you consistently only used your upper half tank of gas.

  • @OnPointFirearms
    @OnPointFirearms 2 года назад +1

    That's like going back multiple times for a gram when you should've just bought that 8-ball.

  • @mikeyf7039
    @mikeyf7039 2 года назад

    I absolutely love that KIA sponsored all of these messages.

  • @kevin_heslip
    @kevin_heslip 2 года назад

    I’m with ya Shaq

  • @SweatEagle
    @SweatEagle 6 месяцев назад +1

    Remember, this man holds a doctoral degree in education.

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 2 года назад +1

    I'm surprised Shaq didn't ask the pump how many rings it has.

  • @Badz_B34chst4r
    @Badz_B34chst4r 6 месяцев назад

    Now I imagine Shaq engaging philosophical debates in ancient Greek which all end up with some ass whooping...

  • @michaelcollins3384
    @michaelcollins3384 2 года назад

    when two of your favourite things collide, john oliver and inside the nba

  • @kroto7451
    @kroto7451 2 года назад +1

    What is this "gas" you speak of? My car gets plugged into the wall.

  • @JPSimen
    @JPSimen 2 года назад +1

    When I had a car, I only put in 22 dollars max every payday as that car was just for work and even then I keep it running on 3.5 gallons of gas at all times.

  • @DeckofLies
    @DeckofLies 2 года назад +2

    This high budget comedic talk show really just played a remade RUclips video that most people saw 6+ months ago and added no comedic input whatsoever like they’re a 2015 reaction channel.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 года назад

      they do it all the time, such a shame, LWT has fell off

  • @megatron184
    @megatron184 2 года назад +4

    That does actually help your fuel injectors.

  • @davestrider2045
    @davestrider2045 2 года назад +4

    Actually the opposite does save fuel, only filling your tank half way and running to near empty before filling up reduces the weight of your car and (marginally) reduces fuel use.

    • @bryce9025
      @bryce9025 2 года назад

      Actually, the mythbusters had an episode on this similar to the one where they tested if only making right turns saved on gas! Filling up full gave them the extra few miles to the gallon needed to get to your house and rail your dad

    • @craigisapunk
      @craigisapunk 2 года назад +1

      I feel like the insanely small amount of gas that would save is wiped out by the extra 1/10 of a mile you now have to drive to pull into a gas station an extra time

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 2 года назад

      It also makes it much more likely that debris will make it from your tank to your fuel filter and/or pump. It's not good to run with almost no gas in the tank. Although I used to have a friend that would try to tell me his car got better mileage when he kept the tank full. He was a special kind of stupid.

    • @bryce9025
      @bryce9025 2 года назад

      @@craigisapunk not true! It actually saves on distance in the long run since me and your dad can just slip into the bathroom at the station instead of renting a motel room

    • @bryce9025
      @bryce9025 2 года назад

      @@MrEazyE357 this is actually not true! For example: if me and your dad are spending the night together, it's better to have periodic snacks to keep up stamina instead of a full meal weighing us both down. The car is like that!

  • @withtheworks
    @withtheworks 2 года назад +8

    Something I learned in driver's ed: your engine burns gas faster the closer to empty it is
    I don't know if the difference is enough to half your gas bill, but it is true that if you never let your tank get below half full, in the long run you'll spend less because you'll always be using that gas at a consistent, slower rate than if you let it get down to a quarter

    • @adinsx1000
      @adinsx1000 2 года назад +2

      This is a prime example of why you shouldn't believe everything you hear in driver's ed

  • @mrgreatauk
    @mrgreatauk 2 года назад +7

    Shaq has successfully hacked the matrix. Seriously, the maths checks out I asked Elon and he agrees

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 2 года назад

      All our genii together saving us from gas 😂😂😂

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas 2 года назад +6

    "Is it safe to do a full body workout every other day? If I go every other day I will be at the gym 4-5 times a week, is that over training?
    I typically work out for 60-90 minutes, I push my self and raise the weight each week."

    • @UnscannableDrew
      @UnscannableDrew 2 года назад +4

      "That makes no sense. There are only 7 days in a week. If you go every other day that is 3.5 times a week."

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 2 года назад +4

      @@UnscannableDrew "Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.
      How do you go 3.5 times? Do a half workout or something? lol"

    • @SuperShado101
      @SuperShado101 2 года назад +1

      @@IsiahTomas "7x in 2 weeks = 3.5 times a week, genius.
      And yeah, 3x a week, full body workouts are good."

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 2 года назад +1

      @@SuperShado101 "I never said anything about going exactly 7 times, like I said, if I go every other day, that is 4 DAYS A WEEK. How hard is that to comprehend?
      Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
      Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.
      8 DAYS IN 2 WEEKS
      In your terms,
      8x in 2 weeks = 4 times a week, genius.
      All Muscle and No Brains? lol"

    • @SuperShado101
      @SuperShado101 2 года назад +2

      @@IsiahTomas "You double counted Sunday - that is 2 weeks plus 1 day.
      Did you fail grade 2 math ?
      PLUS your old post said 4 or 5 times a week. Now you just neglect to mention the 5.
      Grow up and admit when you are wrong. Believe me you will get a a lot further in life this way."

  • @lordd007
    @lordd007 2 года назад

    "Alright gas let's puts in 200% this trip" -Shaq

  • @kingof90s12
    @kingof90s12 2 года назад

    Someone please tell him, his fuel meter aint working right...lmao

  • @sirmaulerman
    @sirmaulerman 2 года назад

    My man Shaq took his math classes from Scott Steiner. Iykyk.

  • @MoDiMariano
    @MoDiMariano 2 года назад

    I do the same thing. I know it is not actually saving me money, but it feels better.

  • @suwaidajalal
    @suwaidajalal 2 года назад

    I don't even know who these people were, but that was wonderful.

  • @zachhi89
    @zachhi89 2 года назад +1

    He’s leaving out the part where he only gives the clerk $20 for $40 of gas and says ‘what you gonna do, call the cops on Shaq?’