Guards’ Reactions to Character's Daedric Artifacts and Weapon in Skyrim

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  • Опубликовано: 3 авг 2024
  • Guards react to the various player equipment, including most armor, some weapons, and Daedric artifacts. Not all items in the game have dialogs.
    Source: en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guard...
    I have some bugs with my nightingale armor and namira's ring so the guards ignore it :(
    All the Guards' Reactions to the Character's Weapon and Rare Artifacts in Skyrim
    Guards Reactions on Your Character Unique Artifacts in Skyrim
    Skyrim - Daedric Artifacts and Weapon - All the Guards' Reactions
    Skyrim Guards Comment on Character's Weapon and Artifacts
    00:00 Iron Sword
    00:16 Steel Sword
    00:21 Elven Sword
    00:27 Ebony Sword
    00:34 Greatswords
    00:40 Aegisbane
    1:04 Mace of Molag Bal
    1:10 The Rueful Axe
    1:16 Mehrunes Razor
    1:21 Skull of Corruption
    1:31 Spellbreaker
    1:51 Volendrung
    1:56 Azura's Star
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  • @TopGameWorld
    @TopGameWorld  3 года назад +6685

    Skyrim Special Edition without mods. I correct the color during a video editing for a more juicy picture :)

    • @notyourdad361
      @notyourdad361 3 года назад +24

      Its very hard to install mods in that edition anyway

    • @Bemix666NUCLAR
      @Bemix666NUCLAR 3 года назад +230

      @@notyourdad361 no it's not lmao it's easier than the normal version

    • @ZUnknownFox
      @ZUnknownFox 3 года назад +6

      I was wondering how you got the lighting to look like that.

    • @drunkerraritydash4885
      @drunkerraritydash4885 3 года назад +67

      @@notyourdad361 You'd have to be stupid if you can't mod special edition.

    • @xiadui7209
      @xiadui7209 3 года назад +18

      @@notyourdad361 No its not, just use vortex

  • @thetayz72
    @thetayz72 3 года назад +32110

    I'm impressed how educated the average guard is on daedric artifacts.

    • @mrgotmilk7238
      @mrgotmilk7238 3 года назад +3460

      I feel like one of the only interesting things you could do with your life back then is read up on folk lore.

    • @UteChewb
      @UteChewb 3 года назад +704

      Or on the Psijic Order.

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 года назад +1335

      These are the same people who knew you killed alduin in sovengrde, so just don't ask question, hail sithis, if you know what I mean 😎

    • @niklasluhman4362
      @niklasluhman4362 3 года назад +586

      he used to be an adventurer like you but...

    • @DatKhajiit
      @DatKhajiit 3 года назад +385

      I mean - why wouldn’t they know? Daedric worship has been around forever. Also there’s numerous schools of magic and libraries.

  • @KrillGorilla
    @KrillGorilla 3 года назад +12533

    "But can you use it?" *5000 bounty added to whiterun*

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад +322

      there's something about that line that's more insulting than anything else the guards can possibly say.
      ESPECIALLY for players that are running a 2-handed build and have 100 in the skill tree.

    • @agentofchaos4441
      @agentofchaos4441 2 года назад +92

      Yeah, It's Like They Want You To Instigate A Fight.

    • @themetalstickman
      @themetalstickman 2 года назад +231

      That's at low skill. At high skill, they say "The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."

    • @theghoulishsword2406
      @theghoulishsword2406 2 года назад +14

      It would be 1000.

    • @KrillGorilla
      @KrillGorilla 2 года назад +59

      @@theghoulishsword2406 not if you're an already wanted felon because of your special skill: tax evasion

  • @RareingTundra
    @RareingTundra Год назад +805

    “The Gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that” is one of my favorites

    • @idk-xc8bw
      @idk-xc8bw 8 месяцев назад +68

      my personal favorite is "my cousin's out there, fighting dragons. and what do I get? guard duty" then homeboy gets mauled by an ancient dragon 3 mins later

    • @Frog_Scooper
      @Frog_Scooper 7 месяцев назад +6

      I was an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee...

    • @HairyCheeseBallYUM
      @HairyCheeseBallYUM 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@idk-xc8bwim actually laughing rn 😂😂

  • @mogeko5705
    @mogeko5705 2 года назад +3773

    I always find it weird how the Guards are in a way..The most interactive in Skyrim, like they're the only characters who actively react on what you do or have done.

    • @TheDeridor
      @TheDeridor 2 года назад +400

      When they're not telling you about the arrow in their knee or asking who stole your sweetroll...

    • @roboticunclephil
      @roboticunclephil 2 года назад +148

      yeah, as someone who put 500+ hours into this game, i can honestly say it was impossible for me to get immersed at all after the first 100-200. there's so many little details Bethesda just ignored. it truly could have been great

    • @somekindofaweird
      @somekindofaweird 2 года назад +62

      That's because Skyrim interactions are extremely synthetic, feel very unnatural

    • @bromora989
      @bromora989 2 года назад +92

      @@somekindofaweird and unlike Oblivion, the way it’s unnatural doesn’t feel funny. So nothing really makes up for it

    • @somekindofaweird
      @somekindofaweird 2 года назад +36

      @@bromora989 Yeah they both feel badly and poorly staged, but Oblivion was truly hilarious sometimes

  • @stunt-
    @stunt- 3 года назад +17248

    “That iron schword is pretty undependable, you should try shteel”

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 3 года назад +602

      The guard from County Mayo.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад +461

      i believe the correct pronunciation is SCHKTHEEELLEE.
      SCHKTEHEEELEEE SCHEWOOOAARD.

    • @Mercy_GG
      @Mercy_GG 2 года назад +279

      Mf’s from ancient Germany or probably meant the the tool company Stihl

    • @Tekman_
      @Tekman_ 2 года назад +29

      I'm like: "Who asked you?" I mean what if I'm using an enchanted one?

    • @KingLies
      @KingLies 2 года назад +92

      I think you mean "undipindibul"

  • @GlennSkywalker2305
    @GlennSkywalker2305 3 года назад +14114

    A guard will get nervous a man approaches with his weapon drawn

    • @frikkie9131
      @frikkie9131 3 года назад +193

      Yeah i hate it also when you shout a word tomb and they get mad

    • @aether6098
      @aether6098 3 года назад +138

      gods might get nervous a women approaches with there l her weapon drawn

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 года назад +25

      Who cares I kill guards for a living .

    • @HeartLancer
      @HeartLancer 3 года назад +61

      might*

    • @happymago1
      @happymago1 3 года назад +9

      @@HeartLancer yeo it’s might

  • @thecore8605
    @thecore8605 2 года назад +624

    1:40 i love how you focused the guard woman and another guard just casually appears and talks instead of her

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Год назад +48

      "Oh shit I read about that shield!"

    • @justagecko
      @justagecko 7 месяцев назад +14

      I love the "What is it?" afterwards. It's a generic line, but it adds a little dynamic between the guards.

  • @xaviermoran6826
    @xaviermoran6826 Год назад +232

    I find it hilarious how they react to your skill tree. "Can you enchant my sword? dull thing can barely cut butter."

    • @antonvlasov2092
      @antonvlasov2092 Год назад +56

      Conjurer, huh? Don't suppose you can conjure me a warm bed

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 10 месяцев назад +27

      If you are high in speech, they say "Don't think your honied words will work on me." or "Don't think you can barter with me like a damned shopkeep."
      High in pickpocketing, they say "Keep your hands to yourself, thief."
      High in alchemy, they say "Fancy yourself an alchemist? Don't suppose you could brew me up an ale?"
      I just want to know what level of sentience the guards have to know what skills you've been working on the instant they see you simply just walk by.

    • @cherry9787
      @cherry9787 10 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@bloodwolfgaming9269Probably little details like how you smell. I know it sounds weird but apparently magic has a smell in TES

    • @CyrusLagom
      @CyrusLagom 9 месяцев назад

      @@cherry9787 Where can I read that?

    • @foodaah
      @foodaah 9 месяцев назад +2

      wish that could have been an feature though,being able to enchant their equipment up to oblivion,and turn them into a demi god

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 3 года назад +11327

    The Dragonborn is like a little kid who has new shoes that make him run faster.

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 года назад +58

      Naw it's much more then that son u see u have to play Skyrim more then a few hours to know it u don't see any little kids as characters on Skyrim there all full-grown adult characters

    • @inmatetorts6569
      @inmatetorts6569 3 года назад +82

      in morrowind that’s actually true, they’re called the boots of blinding speed given to you by some random insignificant guy

    • @shawnmarcum8078
      @shawnmarcum8078 3 года назад +10

      Nah that's Terraria.

    • @Pillar_of_Salt
      @Pillar_of_Salt 3 года назад +66

      @@spiritualwarrior864 you dont seem very bright

    • @joelsweeney4024
      @joelsweeney4024 3 года назад +7

      @@inmatetorts6569 woman, but same diffs
      anyway, Morrowind is definitley the best TES game

  • @adamxei9073
    @adamxei9073 3 года назад +17293

    Iron armor. Guard: respect.
    Iron sword. Guard: HuNtInG bUttFlies!??

    • @Tzavaot
      @Tzavaot 3 года назад +823

      Butt flies

    • @duckydude1382
      @duckydude1382 3 года назад +605

      Ah yes buttflies

    • @Revenix
      @Revenix 3 года назад +525

      What else am I supposed to do? Those damn buttflies have been stealing all my underwear!

    • @Unlitedsoul
      @Unlitedsoul 3 года назад +59

      @@Revenix But do they know Step 2?

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 3 года назад +126

      @@mattnlogan101 that's a bit incorrect my friend, but historically a good sword was more affordable than a good set of armor.

  • @Laezar1
    @Laezar1 3 года назад +1690

    Someone wielding an iron sword is an amateur. Someone wielding a daedric artifact is dangerous. Now someone wielding a fork, that, that is true terror.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад +109

      or even WORSE: players who have a wooden sword, but used firewood to smith it up to legendary quality and go around cutting down metal dwemer behemoths and legendary dragons with a freaking toothpick sword XD

    • @NinjaTerd473
      @NinjaTerd473 2 года назад +18

      The Fork of Horripilation!!!

    • @TRafael82
      @TRafael82 2 года назад +6

      The Fork of horripilation?

    • @TRafael82
      @TRafael82 2 года назад +1

      @@NinjaTerd473 oh seems you already beat me to it.

    • @12345DJay
      @12345DJay 2 года назад +6

      @@hobomike6935 the only thing better than that is beating shit up with the fishing rod. Sadly you can't upgrade it

  • @QuantumLeapCosplay
    @QuantumLeapCosplay Год назад +73

    No big deal, but there are a few more:
    Mace of Molag Bal: “That mace… get it away from me. Get. It. Away.”
    Volendrung: “That is one… BIG hammer.”

  • @Thereisnogreatersword
    @Thereisnogreatersword 3 года назад +10088

    “Who’d you have to kill to get that blade?” The unlucky sod who asked that I trek all over Skyrim to get 3 pieces of an absurdly powerful toothpick

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 3 года назад +161

      @@samuelbarrett1082 200 years ago chill

    • @tomoricara8376
      @tomoricara8376 3 года назад +150

      @@alilweeb7684 no man we aint gonna chill those bastards killed a septim

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 3 года назад +14

      @@tomoricara8376 yeah and?

    • @chickensalsa-qp6se
      @chickensalsa-qp6se 3 года назад +8

      667th like. I broke it...

    • @bunnitomoe3866
      @bunnitomoe3866 3 года назад +93

      @@alilweeb7684 because of their cult, the Empire is weaken after the oblivion crisis, the thalmor wouldn't even dare to declare war on the Empire if the Septims still alive, and they wouldnt gain influnce too.

  • @blm2295
    @blm2295 3 года назад +4695

    "But can you use it?" Well here lemme just quick save and you can find out.

    • @ahmedronaldokahn2352
      @ahmedronaldokahn2352 3 года назад +78

      yeah yeah..show him

    • @hunter-js9zc
      @hunter-js9zc 3 года назад +55

      I dont even quicksave anymore i have like an 80k bounty in some holds

    • @candy-ninja
      @candy-ninja 3 года назад +10

      @@hunter-js9zc How do you get away with it?

    • @hunter-js9zc
      @hunter-js9zc 3 года назад +31

      @@candy-ninja idk if you're being serious but you get to a point in the game where you can obliterate multiple guards at once and they do almost no damage to you so you just keep killing the guards everytine they try to arrest you

    • @-NoneOfYourBusiness
      @-NoneOfYourBusiness 3 года назад +3

      lol

  • @jaimeekinman3701
    @jaimeekinman3701 Год назад +104

    “Iron sword, huh? What are you killing, butterflies?”
    I died with laughter

  • @cleanserofnoobs4162
    @cleanserofnoobs4162 2 года назад +167

    I suppose it makes sense for the guards to be well informed with these types of stories and things. Every guard in Skyrim just so happens to have been previous adventures, before all of them mysteriously took an arrow in the knee.

    • @DiceLegendaryWarrior
      @DiceLegendaryWarrior 9 месяцев назад +2

      Well Skyrim is a cold and unforgiving place and guard duty could be perfect for any retired adventurer no?

    • @LeArctic
      @LeArctic 6 месяцев назад +2

      also pretty sure arrow to the knee is just marriage

  • @thebigyes8482
    @thebigyes8482 3 года назад +7170

    I love how they talk up azura’s star as if it has some fantastical power. It’s just… multiple soul gems.

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 года назад +1178

      That in itself is powerful tho. It is said to "pass" souls right through Azura, which means that there is theoretically a way to open Azura's gates of oblivion through it.

    • @thebigyes8482
      @thebigyes8482 3 года назад +504

      @@waluigi3515 All that and at the end of the day it just means you can enchant or recharge your weapon a bit more because you find soul gems behind the couch cushions.

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 года назад +737

      @@thebigyes8482 Bethesda's fault honestly. Gameplay wise, it's worse then the Black star, but lore wise it should open up new doors. It is said that the souls you use in the star aren't actually the souls of the victims you kill, but the energy that comes from them. Imagine if there was a quest where you gained the abilit to use that soul energy for your own purposes other then enchanting, like extra magicka, or greater stats. Or perhaps a follow up quest where Malyn (wizard that was in Azura's star) was wrecking havoc in Azura's realm, and you actually had to go INTO her realm through the star, in which you can gain the ability to use soul energy through the star. That could be a DLC.

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 года назад +321

      @@thebigyes8482 Besthesda missed a lot of opportunities if you think about it.

    • @Strato_Casterrr9898
      @Strato_Casterrr9898 3 года назад +204

      @@waluigi3515 it is definitely for balance reasons, and console limitations. It won't be fair to blame things entirely on Bethesda. It really is the consoles holding back gaming. They are cheaper compared to good gaming pcs but are weaker compared to them.

  • @holypaladin4657
    @holypaladin4657 3 года назад +8024

    Disappointed that they don’t react to Dawnbreaker, which I personally feel is a bit more conspicuous than, for example, Mehrunes’ Razor.

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 года назад +85

      There both Deadra artifacts

    • @evanwickstrom5698
      @evanwickstrom5698 3 года назад +975

      @@spiritualwarrior864 Yeah but one’s a nice shiv and the other’s a glowing sword.

    • @jordanleetz1926
      @jordanleetz1926 3 года назад +157

      @@evanwickstrom5698 with a chance to instantly kill

    • @Joao-ur7ey
      @Joao-ur7ey 3 года назад +271

      It's the coolest deadric artefact in the game. Arguably the coolest sword as well.

    • @kadinlong7333
      @kadinlong7333 3 года назад +212

      I was hoping they would talk about the Wabbajack as well

  • @TheOnePistol
    @TheOnePistol 3 года назад +327

    After all the years I've played Skyrim, I never knew that the guards commented on your weaponry aside from "A guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn."

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 Год назад +12

      That’s a bruh moment

    • @hiondubs
      @hiondubs 11 месяцев назад +11

      Found the guy who always walks around the city with his weapon drawn.

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@hiondubs I know that voice line because I helped the guards kill a dragon and immediately sheathed my weapon after it died but the guards acted like I was just strolling over the marketplace threatening random people

  • @GengarJ
    @GengarJ 2 года назад +98

    1:04 I love that one "NO get that accursed mace away from me!"

    • @Roseline-wolf
      @Roseline-wolf 11 месяцев назад +3

      I got that line *RIGHT* after I walked out the house you get it in.

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep Месяц назад +1

      doing the quest made me feel really bad

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 3 года назад +2728

    Guard 1: Ahh, now thats a fine shield. Not mere dwarven is it?
    Guard 2: What is it?
    *Guard 1 walks away without answering*

    • @thatrandomdudeonyt4085
      @thatrandomdudeonyt4085 2 года назад +50

      Ah, yes, classic Bethesda logic sense 😂

    • @kerittheone5160
      @kerittheone5160 2 года назад +135

      Leaves, doesn't elaborate

    • @gabeig7330
      @gabeig7330 2 года назад +31

      voices intruige of shield. refuses to elaborate further

    • @s942
      @s942 2 года назад +23

      Not worth explaining to simpletons like guard 2

    • @JustPlayz4Fun
      @JustPlayz4Fun 2 года назад +36

      @@kerittheone5160 true sigma

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres 3 года назад +8905

    0:40 This guard is suspiciously cleverer than the rest. She recalled not only the name of the weapon but also who stole it. And she guessed that if you have it you've probably recovered it from renowned outlaws... and thus, best left alone. Get her a promotion!

    • @RustyC216
      @RustyC216 3 года назад +632

      Get her an amulet of Mara! *Wink*

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 года назад +414

      im more concerned that she knows for sure who stole it. Where I'm from that's more than witnessing, that's accomplicing.

    • @Cj-xt6tv
      @Cj-xt6tv 3 года назад +141

      @@jace8706 it was common knowledge who stole it

    • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
      @user-kx2zv7tg3u 2 года назад +15

      @@RustyC216 if this was possible i’ll definitely be on it lol

    • @syber111
      @syber111 2 года назад +143

      @@jace8706 you find out during the dark brotherhood questline that muiri asks you to kill alain because he was a bandit leader that tricked her into letting him get close to the shatter-shield family so he could rob them and it was a big thing in wind helm so it makes sense that guards would know about it

  • @milo_mouse
    @milo_mouse 2 года назад +111

    Other guards: "Ah, my knowledge on this subject is great and that weapon is one that the old ancient's used back in Tiber Septim's day."
    That one guard: "Woah, wicked axe bruh."

  • @Spazza42
    @Spazza42 2 года назад +256

    I’m amazed how the guards can identify one-off unique weapons when they look exactly the same as normal ones.

    • @KS-tz6dl
      @KS-tz6dl Год назад +10

      Which daedric artifact looks the same a "normal" one? Lol you bethesda haters are a different breed lmao

    • @alphalegionary7646
      @alphalegionary7646 Год назад

      @@KS-tz6dl probably azuras star

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 Год назад +26

      @@KS-tz6dl I think they're referring to aegisbane, since it looks like a regular iron warhammer

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 Год назад

      @@benjaminwertz2379 It definitely has some scars and dents that the guard would know to look for because it was stolen, so it's the guard's job to know the weapon.

    • @Roseline-wolf
      @Roseline-wolf 11 месяцев назад

      @@benjaminwertz2379 I thought it was a steel warhammer, I might be wrong though...

  • @aroguebard
    @aroguebard 3 года назад +2608

    1:17 "Who'd you have to kill to get that blade?"
    Me: Well you see, a dragonborn walked into a museum...

    • @supergenius6256
      @supergenius6256 3 года назад +104

      "So anyways, I started slashin'!"

    • @beetyeet2325
      @beetyeet2325 3 года назад +74

      So anyways I appeased daedric lords and got a cool knife.....

    • @everyone5200
      @everyone5200 3 года назад +8

      So, anyay, i satrted conjurin

    • @therefoream
      @therefoream 3 года назад +7

      “Well you see, I won monopoly, wii edition to get this”

    • @raspaetau
      @raspaetau 3 года назад +3

      Well you see, i turned a piece of paper into a bucket

  • @_Vettin_
    @_Vettin_ 3 года назад +4438

    i like how at 1:41 you were waiting for one guard to make the comment but it was another one who ended up saying it lmao

    • @jumboMIDGET
      @jumboMIDGET 3 года назад +410

      I like how the two guards seem to be talking to each other, too.
      guard 1 : not mere dwarven, is it?
      guard 2 : .... what is it?

    • @DrascorTheDeath
      @DrascorTheDeath 3 года назад +37

      @@jumboMIDGET bruh u right that's epic

    • @Sanguinn
      @Sanguinn 3 года назад +17

      Mansplaining, hehehe.

    • @failedsocialexperiment2382
      @failedsocialexperiment2382 3 года назад +4

      I may ask which anime in particular your profile picture comes from? I've been studying the language and the only way to effectively learn is by listening to the language and reading the language.

    • @_Vettin_
      @_Vettin_ 3 года назад +13

      @@failedsocialexperiment2382 Oh yeah!! It's from an old anime made in 1988 Called Osomatsu-kun. You can watch it for free on RetroCrush. There's an even older 1966 version of the anime, also called Osomatsu-kun, and a 2015-2021 reboot/rebrand of the series called Osomatsu-san. (It has the same characters but a different vibe.)

  • @criticalbil1
    @criticalbil1 2 года назад +46

    The performances of the actors voicing Nordish soldiers were terrific. Hearing their characters' observations, at least before they started to become repetitive, were one of the real pleasures of the game. Of course, it helped that their accents sounded so beautiful to me

  • @LadySeraphineCC
    @LadySeraphineCC Год назад +12

    "...A sliver of midnight" Now that's a beautiful description of the ebony swords 🥰

  • @gaming_bigfoot
    @gaming_bigfoot 3 года назад +2673

    "You wield Azura's Star?"
    _Has flashback to Azura's Throwing Star mod for Morrowind_

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +43

      The freaking what lmao

    • @kozmo7
      @kozmo7 3 года назад +42

      Ahhh Morrowind. The music in that game hits me right in the soul. Such good memories.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 3 года назад +15

      In Xbox the quest gives you the Azura throwing star instead of the soul gem varient.

    • @Frank_Ditch
      @Frank_Ditch 3 года назад +1

      @@killertruth186 is it in the base game or a mod?

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 3 года назад

      @@Frank_Ditch Base Xbox is the only thing that I had gone through. But I couldn't confirm on PC.

  • @brbtexting6595
    @brbtexting6595 3 года назад +5518

    In 20 years when they make another elder scrolls game my biggest hope for it is that dialogue updates better as you progress. Biggest immersion killer is when your character is the most powerful being on the continent and you still get berated by guards like you walked in the city level 1 wearing mismatched armor for the first time.

    • @jasonbracewell6279
      @jasonbracewell6279 3 года назад +868

      A proper reputation system is called for. And some reason to go with it. Why does every guard know I'm in the Dark Brotherhood!

    • @ajdosalkicoglu8291
      @ajdosalkicoglu8291 3 года назад +89

      @@jasonbracewell6279 hmm, maybe because of your outfit xD

    • @jasonbracewell6279
      @jasonbracewell6279 3 года назад +204

      @@ajdosalkicoglu8291 Outfit would make sense but I never use the dark brotherhood set. I usually use thieves guild set or later on game dragon bone

    • @alexdietz7362
      @alexdietz7362 2 года назад +328

      @@jasonbracewell6279 full dragon armor? Saved the universe? I remember when the greybeards called out for you way back in the day.
      What do you fetch the mead?

    • @kaworunagisa4009
      @kaworunagisa4009 2 года назад +205

      Yep. Also follower/spouse comments. Marcurio still goes on about "never enough gold" when his husband has been comfortably in 6 digits since level 25 and owns every ownable property in the game.

  • @Batflapers
    @Batflapers 2 года назад +28

    I love how the guards upon discovering you've got a stolen heirloom, do literally nothing

  • @drewsizemore2327
    @drewsizemore2327 2 года назад +458

    The countless hours I have spent on this game. This game has helped me through break-ups, addiction, depression and life in general… After all these years, it still finds something new to amaze me. Having finally switched to PC, I’m back playing the SE Edition as I have before. And the mods make it even better on PC!

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 2 года назад +6

      I've played for 1000s of hours on various consoles I've had my fill now 😁😁

    • @maureenfigueiredo167
      @maureenfigueiredo167 Год назад +1

      The one game you can never get tired of, even if you do get tired of it you cannot stay away from this game for too long. This game ruined a lot of other games for me

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 3 года назад +1206

    the guards used to be an adveturer confirmed

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 года назад +1

      The guards used to be alive then I came in n sluaghtered them all like bugs on my windshield lol 😃😆💪😂😂🤣

    • @angriestfurry54
      @angriestfurry54 3 года назад +49

      They were, until knee incident.

    • @jackobwpierdemoller4698
      @jackobwpierdemoller4698 3 года назад +9

      Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll.

    • @TimmyTheTimeTraveler
      @TimmyTheTimeTraveler 3 года назад +21

      @@angriestfurry54 I read somewhere that the arrow to the knee actually meant they got married. Is that true?

    • @stephaniehaney736
      @stephaniehaney736 3 года назад +16

      @@TimmyTheTimeTraveler yes it is, i believe it's an old Norse saying.

  • @gab6559
    @gab6559 3 года назад +1129

    I like to think this guy waits in front of guards for hours waiting for the right dialogue

    • @d.j.cassidy1642
      @d.j.cassidy1642 2 года назад +39

      Don't we all?

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 2 года назад

      @@d.j.cassidy1642 I mean I personally don't. I usually just systemically assassinate nearly everyone in every hold.

    • @_aquamarina9308
      @_aquamarina9308 2 года назад +2

      some time i passing by and tried to pump on them to just have a conversation

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket Год назад

      Like a girlfriend waiting for you to notice her haircut...

  • @luissosa320
    @luissosa320 3 года назад +11

    When the Guard whistled and asked who he had to kill to get merhunes razor I cracked up hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theunadulteratedpretzel
    @theunadulteratedpretzel Год назад +98

    i love how the solitude guard is like "nord steel not good enough for you?" when he literally guards the capital of the empire 💀

    • @Cordon3
      @Cordon3 Год назад +23

      Acccccctualllyyyy Solitude is the capitol of Skyrim. The capitol of the empire is In cyrodil

    • @HeyPachuco
      @HeyPachuco Год назад +8

      ​@@Cordon3 I THINK
      either you guys reversed your definitions there.
      or you mistook Capit(a)l for Capit(o)l
      for definition reference read here:
      ​​Capital can be a noun or an adjective. Capital can refer to uppercase letters, accumulated wealth, or the city that serves as the seat of a country's or state's government. A capitol is a building in which the legislative body of government meets.
      Which is correct capital or capitol?
      As the capital city of the United States, Washington, D.C., also houses the nation's capitol. In the first instance, “capital” is used to refer to a city that is the seat of government. In the second instance, “capitol” is used to refer to the building in which the legislative government meets.

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 Год назад +1

      @@HeyPachuco Capital of the empire is Imperial City. Solitude is only the capital of Skyrim. So don't play dumb with the a and o.

    • @HeyPachuco
      @HeyPachuco Год назад +3

      ​@@dasik84 "Acccccctualllyyyy Solitude is the capit*o*l of Skyrim. The capit*o*l of the empire is In cyrodil"
      - teresavidger1

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 Год назад

      @@HeyPachuco Exactly.

  • @whiteass4ssin118
    @whiteass4ssin118 3 года назад +536

    I love how that Stormcloak mocked the iron sword when 90% of them use iron 🤦‍♂️

    • @_aquamarina9308
      @_aquamarina9308 2 года назад +3

      i think its depend on your characer level

    • @eonnephilim852
      @eonnephilim852 2 года назад +7

      Wait, do they not all use imperial/steel depending on whether they're stormcloaks or imperial???
      On my saves they do, must be mods

    • @heavenandhello6629
      @heavenandhello6629 Год назад

      They must be hypocrites!

    • @simpler1
      @simpler1 10 месяцев назад

      exactly that's why, they use it so they know it. sh**.🙄

  • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
    @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 3 года назад +910

    "That Iron Blade sucks, go to the blacksmith for a better blade"
    Iron Blade: Fire Enchament 239990

    • @cortezbaldur413
      @cortezbaldur413 3 года назад +27

      Then after enchanting they still insult ur sword. Cause it's still technically a crap sword just has a awesome enchant.

    • @cortezbaldur413
      @cortezbaldur413 3 года назад +8

      Also love it when I have a random enchanted weapon u made and they ask u if u can enchant his blade cause it can barely cut butter. Then u look down and see he is using a steel sword. XD

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 3 года назад +20

      Wooden sword of absurd enchantment

    • @simonepazsimon7219
      @simonepazsimon7219 3 года назад +5

      That fire enhancement number is.......... Suspicious.
      Edit: Seriously?!? Puella Magica Madoka?

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 3 года назад +3

      @@simonepazsimon7219 ah yes madoka, mami is best girl though

  • @wambo9955
    @wambo9955 2 года назад +23

    1:56 he has a point you know, you can't physically equip the star

  • @snoweefrost4412
    @snoweefrost4412 2 года назад +82

    Little lore perspective (its not snobby I promise you):
    I saw some comments about Guards being awfully knowledgeable about Daedric artifacts and rarer types of weaponry. Keep in mind that within Tamriel the interventions of Daedric princes and lesser Daedra, as well as Aedra are well documented (and within the time of Skyrim rare but not exceptionally so). They make their way into child's stories and village folklore. They are preached about within the temples & chapels of the Aedra, and their prominence was displayed by the Oblivion crisis. To them the Deadra and their tools, symbols, are not background information. These are crucial historical events.
    In terms of our world it would be like having concrete proof that Hell and Heaven exist, and all of those entities within them are no longer matters of faith or speculations but undisputable reality. You know of halos, pentagrams, shrines, angels, demons, pantheons of deities. But to know the Gates of Hell were not figurative but visibly present and had not only appeared but opened to display all forms of horrors. Angels descending to slay Demons. Divinely appointed champions wielding weapons wreathed in light and fire. Priests of all faiths manifesting visible miracles of healing and blessing that carried enough weight to be undeniable. These events would be carried for generations, and very possibly never forgotten.

    • @thinkingboi9508
      @thinkingboi9508 Год назад +12

      Also, we have several books and media related to Hell and Demons despite nothing proving their existence, just look at Key of Solomon and Dante's Inferno, both go into detail over things that don’t exist.

    • @animalicon3535
      @animalicon3535 Год назад

      @@thinkingboi9508 book of Enoch removed book from the bible too talks abt when Lucifer fell from "grace" and turned into a dragon apparently and archangel Michael and him fought sounds crazy but there's no proof which screws up a lot of peoples faith or belief which confuses stuff even more only "proof" is well not proof just interesting rappers like juice wekd polo g talk abt meeting devil and how he tries to be their friend because they have souls stronger than average it's intesrisng

    • @GoldenRedder
      @GoldenRedder 10 месяцев назад +2

      thinkingboi9508
      Well they do exist, just not likely in the way those books describe them.

    • @alonsoACR
      @alonsoACR Месяц назад

      Uhh, we do carry a lot of witness from miracles. It's a hallmark of human cultures.
      The fact that you deny them even though like a third of people you know have seen ghosts and the supernatural is a you problem.
      Don't believe me? Ask people for ghost stories, many will swear you on their lives to have seen them.
      Priests in churches HAVE seen miracles and they still happen today quite often, though most don't personally witness the especially flashy ones, minor ones are all around.
      Again, a you problem.

  • @CyphersBasement
    @CyphersBasement 3 года назад +1884

    "You wield Azura's Star? How can such a thing be possible?"
    Because I only use an Iron Sword, that's how.

    • @salem-sd4ox
      @salem-sd4ox 3 года назад +1

      your pfp fits your comment so well

    • @CyphersBasement
      @CyphersBasement 3 года назад

      @@salem-sd4ox I could say the same to some degree about your name and pfp, considering your picture looks like a witch's hat.

    • @salem-sd4ox
      @salem-sd4ox 3 года назад +2

      @@CyphersBasement lmao

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 3 года назад +4

      "Well, my friend who saved this little place called kvatch taught me a trick called player.additem"

  • @Salamandra40k
    @Salamandra40k 3 года назад +1032

    I love the Volendrung reaction. "Planning to knock down a house?" Well, I would, but the engine doesn't allow for that kind of map destruction

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +3

      IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear tun

    • @astra3202
      @astra3202 2 года назад +55

      @@AxxLAfriku are you okay mate

    • @nickyd5427
      @nickyd5427 2 года назад +13

      @@AxxLAfriku lol sorry man. But who are you?

    • @incognitobandito244
      @incognitobandito244 2 года назад +17

      @@nickyd5427 he's a bot on other videos too

    • @Raelexx
      @Raelexx 2 года назад +6

      @@incognitobandito244 Nah not a bot, an attention seeker, had a few runs ins with good old AxxL Afriku before.

  • @TaleChef
    @TaleChef Год назад +3

    My favorite is the line they say when I have a battleaxe equipped-
    "The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."

  • @Dinosaurman34
    @Dinosaurman34 Год назад +36

    I find it a bit sad you can’t return Aegisbane to its rightful owners

  • @Lord_Draco_III
    @Lord_Draco_III 3 года назад +8960

    That Iron Sword is pretty undependable. You should try...
    **SCHTEEL**
    Edit: Lesson learned. Don't thank people for likes lol

    • @justacloaker4258
      @justacloaker4258 3 года назад +200

      eye-ron* sword

    • @paulandreotti1639
      @paulandreotti1639 3 года назад +30

    • @wingeroni135
      @wingeroni135 3 года назад +142

      Hearing it is one thing. Reading it is somehow even funnier.

    • @jyper5606
      @jyper5606 3 года назад +34

      Sean Connery if he was a guard

    • @ineverwin8300
      @ineverwin8300 3 года назад +17

      I came right to the comments as soon as I heard it

  • @EmperorHelix
    @EmperorHelix 3 года назад +1060

    Also guards for Volendrung: "*whistles* that is one BIG hammer."

  • @MotorcycleCheetah
    @MotorcycleCheetah 2 года назад +13

    Funny fact, when you run around with Dawnbreaker, they say be careful with those flames, like the sword itself is flame

  • @AgentofChaos315
    @AgentofChaos315 2 года назад +96

    0:25
    Well the elven sword is objectively superior to normal steel weapons, so yeah

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 2 года назад +5

      Well... Until you start to spam fortify smithing. Then you can pretty much use whatever you like.

    • @djdiamand9582
      @djdiamand9582 2 года назад +1

      @@JackSilver1410 wooden sword goes brrrrr 😂

    • @bowsersalternativeaccount5332
      @bowsersalternativeaccount5332 2 года назад +20

      Actually, Skyforge Steel exists, and it does just as much damage as an Elven sword and is lighter, so on that note, steel is superior

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 2 года назад +1

      @@JackSilver1410 and fortify enchantment

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 2 года назад

      @@delanovanraalte3646 and Fortify Alchemy just to get those crazy numbers.

  • @RaggedVentures
    @RaggedVentures 3 года назад +516

    So proud of Spellbreaker. "Ah, now that's a fine shield." Yeah it does _this_ !

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад +33

      spellbreaker is so good. it's almost always works with whatever kind of character you're playing; warrior, mage, warlock/spellsword, dragonslayer, hero, villain.
      even the look of the shield matches dawnbreaker well enough to make it look like a really cool end-game sword and board combo.

    • @henriquemesquita5692
      @henriquemesquita5692 2 года назад +18

      @@hobomike6935 But does it work with *stealth archer?* Not quite, never gonna make it to the endgame.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад +28

      @@henriquemesquita5692 *when your smithing is so high you have the ability to mount spellbreaker to the front of your bow and use it's split as an arrow nock*

    • @henriquemesquita5692
      @henriquemesquita5692 2 года назад +6

      @@hobomike6935 that would be terrifying, not for the archer, though.

  • @sherk3286
    @sherk3286 3 года назад +225

    NO GET THAT CURSED MACE AWAY FROM ME
    Dumbledore shouted calmly

    • @TheDarkWarrior137
      @TheDarkWarrior137 2 года назад +3

      "You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people" Dumbledore trilled while brewing a pot of tea

  • @Verociity
    @Verociity 2 года назад +13

    this is ironically more genuine than 99% of youtube reaction videos..

  • @Yourmotwashum
    @Yourmotwashum 2 года назад +14

    Im impressed with their knowledge of weapons and shields.

    • @thatrandomdudeonyt4085
      @thatrandomdudeonyt4085 2 года назад +2

      But yet, they run away when NPCs are fighting each other. And to make it even better, when they say "I'm staying out of this" and run away 😂

  • @mercerfrey9427
    @mercerfrey9427 3 года назад +1120

    Do a “Guards react to your armor” too. I remember guards praising my Ebony armor.

    • @TopGameWorld
      @TopGameWorld  3 года назад +113

      Already done :) ruclips.net/video/L__n4p22f4o/видео.html

    • @Summon256
      @Summon256 3 года назад +43

      "Light armor means light on your feet! smart!" - that's one of the quotes one of the guards in whiterun said, but that is due to me investing more in light armor skill, rather than heavy! The other time - "*whistles* is your armor made of dragonscales?! What i wouldn't kill to have one of those" or something like that, obviously when i crafted and equipped Dragonscale set!

    • @Matt-td8xw
      @Matt-td8xw 3 года назад +12

      I renember 2 guards saying how badass i look in dragon bone armor, it was gud.

    • @eiras_1999
      @eiras_1999 3 года назад +16

      I remember guards saying I smell bad just cause I'm a werewolf in Draugr armor ( ._.)

    • @spiritualwarrior864
      @spiritualwarrior864 3 года назад +2

      Probably but not me I kill guard's

  • @wetbread5064
    @wetbread5064 3 года назад +155

    You missed when a guard will whistle and say “That is one BIG hammer” when you have Volendrung equipped. One of my favorite lines lol

    • @thejokestersquad3686
      @thejokestersquad3686 3 года назад +6

      That one's pretty good but I like the knock down a house one too

  • @markeye2043
    @markeye2043 3 года назад +43

    1:42
    “Ahhh, I fine shield my friend, and not mere dwarven is it?”
    “WHAT IS IT”

  • @nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823
    @nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823 2 года назад +5

    The guards used to be an adventurer like us so that explains why they know so much about daedric artifacts.

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 3 года назад +402

    "What do you aim to do with that hammer, friend? Knock down a house?"
    Whilst I love Volendrung, I wish I really could knock down a house with it.

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 2 года назад +13

      Just ragdoll a giant instead.

    • @blackdragonkalameet1016
      @blackdragonkalameet1016 2 года назад +7

      Well but you can, on TESO, the wielder can literally smash entire forts alone: all the walls and doors that takes dozens of trebuchets and a battering ram with 6 people can be destroyed really fast with the Volendrung user

    • @Anotherguy1st
      @Anotherguy1st 2 года назад +1

      I just wish the enchantment on it wasn't lame, would love to use it for an Orc chieftain playthrough.

    • @nooternootey9666
      @nooternootey9666 2 года назад +1

      No go send Nazzem to the cloud district with it

    • @aligenderuwo6471
      @aligenderuwo6471 2 года назад +3

      "what? Do you think I'm a milk drinker who can't do that?"
      Bounty 5000 gold.

  • @cookiewoke1899
    @cookiewoke1899 3 года назад +445

    These guys have a lot of guts for criticizing someone who's holding a blade towards them.

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 3 года назад +4

      Depends on what level you are. Guards steamroll me if I'm under level 20

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 3 года назад +4

      @Daryn Jones
      Now there's an insult that cuts deeper than Oblivion.

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 года назад +2

      theyre the guards. You don't walk around with a sign saying "warning: OP cheater".

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 года назад +2

      @Daryn Jones indeed, plus if your guards are crap when they are together, then you just have to up from novice difficulty.

    • @MeadowBrook2000
      @MeadowBrook2000 3 года назад +1

      @@jace8706 I made guards super strong to turn the battle more visceral. one or two hits from both sides can be deadly

  • @ashameddonald6674
    @ashameddonald6674 2 года назад +6

    When you have Volendrung equipped on your back and walk passed a guard they can say
    (Wolf Whistle) now that’s a big hammer

  • @donaldtrumpscat2443
    @donaldtrumpscat2443 9 месяцев назад +2

    That whiterun guard gotta be the most educated dude in Tamriel. He nicely hints you that a steel sword is better than your iron sword, compliments you for using steel, uses poetry to describe the ebony sword and instantly recognizes multiple weapons that were lost for quite some time.

  • @notverifiable3731
    @notverifiable3731 3 года назад +516

    The full powered Ebony Blade also has the "Who did you have to kill to get that blade?" dialogue
    Does the Wabbajack have any?

    • @TopGameWorld
      @TopGameWorld  3 года назад +73

      It doesn't. And you sure about an ebony blade? That phrase is about mehrunes razor -_-

    • @notverifiable3731
      @notverifiable3731 3 года назад +86

      @@TopGameWorld Yup. I use it frequently and heard it today
      Also, sorry if I annoyed you. Wasn't my intention

    • @Jonowono
      @Jonowono 3 года назад +61

      Guard: “Who’d you have to kill to get that blade?”
      Dragonborn with maxed ebony blade: “There’s this stone you see, you may have heard of it… The Ritual Stone!”

    • @notverifiable3731
      @notverifiable3731 3 года назад +66

      @@Jonowono "I used this blade to wipe out poverty"
      "What? Is it a metaphor? Does it turn blood into gold?"
      "You see, I went from city to city giving a coin to every homeless person I found so they would like me, than I got this blade and suddently there are no poor people in Skyrim anymore"

    • @Jonowono
      @Jonowono 3 года назад +50

      @@notverifiable3731 "You're someone who can get things done. I like that."

  • @kawaiiqueee3489
    @kawaiiqueee3489 3 года назад +447

    Guards in the beginning: "You're a wimp using that..."
    Later:
    "WTF-"

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад +5

      it ticks me off that they're only happy if you use
      >an ebony sword
      or
      >whatever sword _they_ use

    • @d.j.cassidy1642
      @d.j.cassidy1642 2 года назад +4

      @@hobomike6935 That's just a harmless suggestion. Even characters are entitled to their own opinion.

    • @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834
      @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834 2 года назад

      Nice profile pic.

  • @digitaldevil696
    @digitaldevil696 Год назад +13

    Gotta love how horrified guards are of Molag's Mace

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 2 года назад +7

    I like how the Whiterun and Solitude guards just gave you advice about getting a stronger sword, while the Windhelm guard just mocked you.

  • @collinspecht6725
    @collinspecht6725 3 года назад +107

    "What do you aim to do with that hammer, friend? Knock down a house?"
    If the game physics would allow it, yes.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад +8

      I _know_ you'd start with Nazeem's. hahaha!

  • @Validus_TV
    @Validus_TV 3 года назад +225

    This is way more interesting than "PUT THAT AWAY IMMEDIATELY OR GET CLAPPED."

  • @feelsb4reals_
    @feelsb4reals_ 2 года назад +6

    Over a decade later and it’s still one of the most fun games to play.

  • @kayleighhartman826
    @kayleighhartman826 2 года назад +4

    This is such a tiny but major detail that really gives the npc guards more life

  • @NoogahOogah
    @NoogahOogah 3 года назад +176

    1:27 - my favorite reaction. “What a foul and unnatural weapon you wield. Never have I seen its like.”

    • @dc_arni2003
      @dc_arni2003 Год назад +3

      1:41 the woman guards "what is it?" after the other guards speech was perfectly timed and kinda funny

  • @TheJaymiester
    @TheJaymiester 2 года назад +4

    I love how scared the one guard is of the mace of molag he's just get that thing away from me

  • @Epicfaceguy40
    @Epicfaceguy40 Год назад +4

    I love how at 1:42 the guard takes the other’s spotlight.

  • @zalabit927
    @zalabit927 3 года назад +62

    1:17 My favorite, love that whistle lol

  • @N2Deep00
    @N2Deep00 3 года назад +160

    Iron sword by itself: *Gets bully*
    Iron sword with Spellbreaker: *Gets ignored*
    Iron sword with Azura's Star: *Gets respect*

  • @TruthWizardTemplar7
    @TruthWizardTemplar7 2 года назад

    God bless you been interested in these for a while

  • @Theak47forall
    @Theak47forall 2 года назад +1

    You know you played Skyrim too much when you know all of these by memory. :D

  • @TheShepardAscension
    @TheShepardAscension 3 года назад +209

    There's another piece of dialogue that they use for volendrung that is
    Guard: (whistles) Now That's a big..........hammer

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like that guard was referencing something else there lol

    • @TheShepardAscension
      @TheShepardAscension 3 года назад +2

      @@lilium9361 he actually was referencing the hammer though

    • @Redaerd
      @Redaerd 3 года назад

      @@TheShepardAscension really?

  • @coolbro9782
    @coolbro9782 3 года назад +187

    "hm didnt that get stolen a while back? Must be remembering wrong.."
    explains why stealth is so easy DEEPEST LORE

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад +6

      didn't that weapon go missing? hmm. must have been my imagination, or the wind. hmm, that darned wind, always blowing valuable objects away from the insides of locked houses, and blowing arrows into the skulls of necromancers and town guards.

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 Год назад +1

      @@hobomike6935 I my game, the guards are safe.

  • @MarktheCrawler
    @MarktheCrawler Год назад +1

    "Iron sword, what are you killing, butterflies?"
    I have serious doubts that guard went through any kind of training.

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Год назад +4

    I think it's hilarious how random bandits are dumb enough to attack you, but the guards somehow know you, your history, every act you have done, and study a catalogue of all daedric, aedric, and historical artifacts and weapons across Tamriel. That one dude knows that you have to kill for Mehrunes Razor. HOW. How did he know about the mace

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 Год назад

      He used to be an adventurer like you...
      Also, he definitely goes to a guard school.

  • @RIFLQ
    @RIFLQ 3 года назад +65

    You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

    • @Arronic
      @Arronic 3 года назад +4

      Redguards you mean
      They reminds me of those desert henchman from the old Indiana Jones movies with those curved blades and all it took to kill em was a gunshot

    • @Benny-xy4oz
      @Benny-xy4oz 3 года назад +4

      @@Arronic the comment was a quote from the guards

    • @Arronic
      @Arronic 3 года назад +2

      @@Benny-xy4oz for a second it looked like a legit question
      Apologize for that then I guess

    • @d.j.cassidy1642
      @d.j.cassidy1642 2 года назад

      @@Arronic That quote sounds xenophobic anyway and could actually apply to Fictional Timelines and Real Life.
      Nords are European and Redguards are Asian in this case.

    • @arandomoctopus2532
      @arandomoctopus2532 2 года назад +3

      @@d.j.cassidy1642 Erm, Redguards are literally, well...

  • @flatlo
    @flatlo 3 года назад +75

    There’s another one for Volendrung.
    “That is one BIG hammer...”

  • @sigaret69
    @sigaret69 2 года назад

    I love these skyrim videos... a beautiful trip down the memory lane...

  • @floppa9415
    @floppa9415 2 года назад +1

    You just gotta love the attention to detail

  • @ashin5040
    @ashin5040 3 года назад +148

    Dude in elder scrolls 6 they should make a reaction to deadric armor that’s like “no arrows to the knee in that armor.”

    • @betrayed117
      @betrayed117 3 года назад +7

      If neither of these are in it, i will be sad

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 3 года назад +8

      I think they might do "Strange Armour you have there, looks... creepy, but tough. No arrows to the knees ever again, eh?

    • @DatKhajiit
      @DatKhajiit 3 года назад +1

      What does armor have to do with getting married?

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 года назад +1

      @@DatKhajiit Ah, someone who actually knows the original phrases meaning. What are you doing here?

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 года назад

      @fish You make a good point.

  • @Byrnzi360
    @Byrnzi360 3 года назад +35

    I never encountered any of these dialogues in Skyrim, even in all these years.
    I’m so used to guards trying to arrest you for brandishing a weapon in public in Daggerfall - so I always kept my weapons sheathed in public.

  • @ohifonlyx33
    @ohifonlyx33 Год назад +2

    That one guard seemed really quite taken by the beauty of the ebony sword... he turned into something of a poet for a second. Sliver of modnight. Ok sweetie.

  • @darulezlulez2625
    @darulezlulez2625 3 года назад +1

    Guard: But didn't that get stolen awhile back?
    Khajiit Dovahkiin: ... *sweat nervously*

  • @fellowinyellow1218
    @fellowinyellow1218 3 года назад +106

    I love how Skyrim is 10 years old yet videos about it still gain over a million views in just a week or two

  • @hambikv8005
    @hambikv8005 3 года назад +52

    All guards were adventurers till got an arrow in the knee, they all knew about the artifacts before dragonborn.

    • @DatKhajiit
      @DatKhajiit 3 года назад

      Yes, they all got married.

  • @trissy2446
    @trissy2446 2 года назад

    Beautiful little details

  • @era3032
    @era3032 2 года назад +4

    i wish there was more of this, there is so many cool items that im sure the average day guard would just be like wtf?

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus 3 года назад +81

    Guard: *shocked by you wearing Azuras star*
    Also Guard: Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

  • @tyranitararmaldo
    @tyranitararmaldo 3 года назад +177

    Ah yes that most powerful of metal...shteel.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 3 года назад +8

      Mmm… where can we find this “schteel”?

    • @tyranitararmaldo
      @tyranitararmaldo 3 года назад +18

      @@MoskHotel in any film starring Sean Connery.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 3 года назад +12

      @@tyranitararmaldo Why are we schtill here? Just to schuffer?

    • @The-Listener
      @The-Listener 3 года назад

      @Lionel Hutz god dammit as a dutchman my self i hate how right this sound

  • @TheChazzMan
    @TheChazzMan 2 года назад

    Nice video man!

  • @Unohxna
    @Unohxna 2 года назад +2

    I love the dialogue in this game. It’s so advance for an old game this is why Skyrim will always be on top I can’t name other games really that does it like Skyrim

  • @wrestlingscience
    @wrestlingscience 3 года назад +65

    1:55
    "You wield azura's star? How.. how can such a thing be possible?"
    "I'm the main character."

  • @wingeroni135
    @wingeroni135 3 года назад +23

    I've played Skyrim for thousands of hours and never heard this dialogue before. Honestly, it makes me love the game that much more.

  • @hadifelani
    @hadifelani 10 месяцев назад +1

    Mehrune reaction is always the best 😂

  • @althechicken9597
    @althechicken9597 2 года назад +1

    "Hey that looks like my great grandpa's sword nutcutter... but it was stolen 3 weeks ago. Hmmm must be a different sword"