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  • @mwitchb
    @mwitchb 2 года назад +410

    I’m from Poland and Americans never cease to amaze me with thinking that everything is about them.

    • @teb3317
      @teb3317 2 года назад +27

      I am an American and it’s embarrassing!

    • @annestovgaard681
      @annestovgaard681 2 года назад +5

      Its not just the Americans... if you look at comments in different (some biased) news on youtube... its all over the place. And ordinary people attacking each other, for things they have no control over, or were even born when it happened.. its the wild west.

    • @michaelseidenberg2323
      @michaelseidenberg2323 2 года назад +8

      Yeah, well I'm from America and I think Putin is making it about Russia. What I find interesting is the whole world finds slight disdain for the West until they get invaded. Including your own country. Then it's please America help us. All of Europe needs America in a time of crisis. History shows it over and over. It's about to repeat itself. Sorry was I making it about me?

    • @dra6ke
      @dra6ke 2 года назад +32

      Making it about yourself is a human condition, not just American. It’s called narcissism, and narcissists don’t only exist in the US.

    • @annestovgaard681
      @annestovgaard681 2 года назад +6

      @@dra6ke true, and its also a standard method not to answer a question.. just change the subject. All conspiracy theorists I have ever talked to, do it when presented with any facts. And I think, most leaders of the world to... sadly.

  • @duinay3
    @duinay3 2 года назад +272

    This is when comedians are a true value to society, when they hold up a mirror and mock us for our stupidity and enlighten or shame us to do better

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 2 года назад +6

      Well said

    • @jasonmckay8793
      @jasonmckay8793 2 года назад +1

      lol shame us to do better they are there to make you laugh to see humor in your own actions and the actions others, shame seperates us from each other, isolates people and stops them from engaging in discourse, and enlightenment is a religious term for the gaining of some understanding got to say not really enlightened by this. He is pointing out how ridiculous it is conflate different issues.

    • @duinay3
      @duinay3 2 года назад +1

      @@jasonmckay8793 you must be really fun at parties?

    • @genkiferal7178
      @genkiferal7178 2 года назад

      Russell Brand has been on fire lately, too.
      A Muslim Ukrainian, possibly a Tartar, suggests killing children:
      ruclips.net/video/BkR2q0Meg-8/видео.html

    • @jasonmckay8793
      @jasonmckay8793 2 года назад

      @@duinay3yeh i went a bit deep, but what words mean matters to me.

  • @briansmith8730
    @briansmith8730 Год назад +6

    "It's not like an avocado. You don't have to put it on everything." LOL!

  • @goodkaja8330
    @goodkaja8330 8 месяцев назад +8

    Bill your stuff just don’t get old. Still fresh.

    • @laura-bianca3130
      @laura-bianca3130 Месяц назад

      crazy though that Putin really threatens nuclear war against Ukraine and there is now a war in Israel

    • @Laneline5000
      @Laneline5000 Месяц назад

      doesn't

  • @neildusseault8404
    @neildusseault8404 2 года назад +114

    It's so juvenile, too... Like when we were in high school and a student died -- suddenly, EVERYONE claims to have been their best friend. Smh.

    • @noirrain6005
      @noirrain6005 2 года назад +7

      Damn, was I the only one that laughed?

    • @Lawfair
      @Lawfair 2 года назад

      How many students died when you were in high school? I mean I get what you are saying, we tend as a culture towards insincerity, but I don't think most of us have the experience of a student dying when we were in school.
      Now teachers... that happened to me twice... in elementary school. Although no one else I went to school with remembers the first one, and they all still speak poorly of the second.

    • @eddietat95
      @eddietat95 2 года назад +5

      Whenever that happens and their "friends" are interviewed on TV, I'm always highly skeptical.

    • @DominicNJ73
      @DominicNJ73 2 года назад +2

      @@Lawfair I can't generalize this but my nieces and nephews all lost multiple classmates while they were in HS, usually to either car accidents or ODs. Me, personally, I only lost one classmate in high school, she wasn't really a classmate though since I was a freshman and she was a senior. I hate to use this as a metric but besides being separated by time the only other difference between myself and my nieces/nephews is that I went to private school while my brothers put their kids in public school.

    • @ghostpiratelechuck2259
      @ghostpiratelechuck2259 2 года назад +1

      @@DominicNJ73 Time is probably the bigger factor.

  • @ody9931
    @ody9931 2 года назад +57

    Ever since Bill came back to the political middle he's been on fire. This is the way

  • @andrewwilliams9599
    @andrewwilliams9599 Год назад +3

    "mini-mook." Best nickname for Donald Jr. EVER. No, wait, got a better one: "Micro-mook."

  • @timw4369
    @timw4369 2 года назад +16

    I agree fully. Selfishness is killing this world. Nobody really gives a darn about anything but themselves. It's sad and demoralizing. It's not about you.

  • @JDOPost
    @JDOPost 2 года назад +371

    Love this show. He points out the obvious on both sides and I appreciate the honesty.

    • @litedawg
      @litedawg 2 года назад +20

      No he doesn’t . Trump was unlikeable but didn’t destroy the country . Trump didn’t start any wars. Gas was $2. Wake up you sheep .

    • @JDOPost
      @JDOPost 2 года назад +8

      @@litedawg WHOA! Slow down turbo. 😆

    • @mihaelacomanescu
      @mihaelacomanescu 2 года назад +4

      @@litedawg Are you talking to yourself? ref:sheep

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 2 года назад +2

      @@mihaelacomanescu nah he's just reading off a script. Look who that guy is subscribed to...it's a bunch of right wing propaganda and grifts like Tim Cast, Daily Caller, Fox News, etc.

    • @chorleycc
      @chorleycc 2 года назад +11

      @@vidmasterK1 You went out of your way to look at a strangers subscriptions because you disagreed with a comment they posted anonymously on youtube. Have you ever thought their is more to life?

  • @30stmFantasy
    @30stmFantasy 2 года назад +415

    Thankfully there is someone willing to point out the stupidity being said by our crazies.

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 года назад +5

      @Oksana Love Nato could stop this war anytime they liked, it is better to see Russia bleed. Hell, our Navy alone could stop this war anytime they liked.

    • @fredericoduvel3092
      @fredericoduvel3092 2 года назад +1

      @@j.dragon651 the US started this war!
      they’re not gonna end it..😂
      This is what the US wants, they only profit from it…
      Watch this if you want to form your own opinion: ruclips.net/video/1qS6J-WbTD8/видео.html
      You should always listen to both sides and then form your own opinion.

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 года назад +3

      @@fredericoduvel3092 if you say so it must be true, or else you read it on the internet so it must be true.

    • @fredericoduvel3092
      @fredericoduvel3092 2 года назад +2

      @@j.dragon651
      -Everything Russia did was forced by the US.
      The US wants this. The US provoked the outcome.
      can’t you see that the US profits more than anybody from this?
      Germany was forced to cancel nord stream 2.
      That’s what the US wanted for YEARS.
      Europe will have to distance themselves from Russia, they actually wanted independence by trading both with China, Russia and the US.
      The US never wanted that, always forced countries to choose and now they got their wish!
      Europe will become more dependent on US trade now especially gas, which the US can and will exploit.
      If a country becomes too dependent on an other one they loose their sovereignty.
      The rising gas prices will boost bidens ev adoption plan at home.
      The unrest will get Europeans to store their money in the US, boosting the dollar and maintaining its status as reserve currency.
      Since there is a war in Europe now the Europeans are practically forced to participate in USs military conflict against Russia and China, if they want it or not.
      Can’t you see how this all fits together perfectly in USs strategy to keep their control over the world?
      The US 100% forced Russia’s move.

    • @fredericoduvel3092
      @fredericoduvel3092 2 года назад +2

      @@j.dragon651
      Everything Russia did was forced by the US.
      The US wants this. The US provoked the outcome.
      can’t you see that the US profits more than anybody from this?
      Germany was forced to cancel nord stream 2.
      That’s what the US wanted for YEARS.
      Europe will have to distance themselves from Russia, they actually wanted independence by trading both with China, Russia and the US.
      The US never wanted that, always forced countries to choose and now they got their wish!
      Europe will become more dependent on US trade now especially gas, which the US can and will exploit.
      If a country becomes too dependent on an other one they loose their sovereignty.
      The rising gas prices will boost bidens ev adoption plan at home.
      The unrest will get Europeans to store their money in the US, boosting the dollar and maintaining its status as reserve currency.
      Since there is a war in Europe now the Europeans are practically forced to participate in USs military conflict against Russia and China, if they want it or not.
      Can’t you see how this all fits together perfectly in USs strategy to keep their control over the world?
      The US 100% forced Russia’s move.

  • @tidefanman1
    @tidefanman1 2 года назад +55

    Living in the south, Bill is one of the VERY few moments,that prove there are indeed still sane folks out there.

    • @janakmishrit1061
      @janakmishrit1061 2 года назад

      Not from western hemispheres though…bill is one of the sane folks out there

  • @nicoledeloncrais5940
    @nicoledeloncrais5940 Год назад +47

    Seriously Bill, how in hell do you keep a straight face while delivering this epically brilliant 👌, totally on topic 👏, and alarmingly accurate 🤔, yet hilariously direct 🏆.
    Thank you for actually being willing to say what needs to be said ✅🥇

  • @liveking12
    @liveking12 2 года назад +368

    Bill's been on a run lately, calling out hypocrisy and lunacy regardless of party, I don't see many political commentators doing that even tho bipartisan Idiocracy is at a all time high.

    • @tln694
      @tln694 2 года назад +5

      If u call out Idiocracy you are trump fan🤣🤣🤣

    • @joeywho534
      @joeywho534 2 года назад +2

      You’re not looking hard enough.

    • @bobbafett1849
      @bobbafett1849 2 года назад +1

      @@tln694 no, if you practice idiocracy you're a gumper. Get it right.

    • @megagodzillathemagnificent5487
      @megagodzillathemagnificent5487 2 года назад +3

      @@tln694 You also need some mental help if you still think trump is the problem lmao 😂 typical attention seeking anti Trumper

    • @megagodzillathemagnificent5487
      @megagodzillathemagnificent5487 2 года назад +7

      @@tln694 I'm not into politics but I do like calling out both sides for almost everything

  • @jamesmarshall7327
    @jamesmarshall7327 2 года назад +133

    It’s hard for me to say this but I look forward to Bill’s New Rule every week. It keeps me sane.

    • @adelekelly455
      @adelekelly455 2 года назад +7

      So do I. I'm all the way I New Zealand, and he keeps me sane in a crazy world.

    • @bobnople7183
      @bobnople7183 2 года назад +5

      Agreed. He is one of the only few voices of reason these days.

    • @theyareallliars3893
      @theyareallliars3893 2 года назад +1

      Is Maher discussing the atrocities being committed by the US, Israel and Saudi Arabia? If he is not then he is not providing anything useful.

    • @HlifeRomania91
      @HlifeRomania91 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 2 года назад +3

      I think you should rewatch this new rules... everything doesn’t have to be about everything

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 2 года назад +7

    Bill has THE best timing!!! great material, of course. but his delivery is amazing. and i love the way he thinks. :) 🌷🌱

  • @noone8418
    @noone8418 2 года назад +291

    To quote George Carlin, “Think of of how dumb the average person is, then realize half are dumber than that”.

    • @whodat2733
      @whodat2733 2 года назад +3

      It’s a bell curve 70% are at the median

    • @baronvonschmidt3648
      @baronvonschmidt3648 2 года назад +7

      @@whodat2733It is certainly not a bell curve. You are assuming normal distribution suggesting some formal linear relationship that when applied to this joke does not make any sense. I challenge you to invest in non-linear thinking and maybe a sense of humor. 🤠

    • @catnapper7509
      @catnapper7509 2 года назад

      The democrats, and then the independents and all of their dead relatives. So probably more than half.

    • @baronvonschmidt3648
      @baronvonschmidt3648 2 года назад +1

      @@catnapper7509 Intelligence is not political.

    • @deicide666100
      @deicide666100 2 года назад +3

      He’s no Carlin

  • @sophiophile
    @sophiophile 2 года назад +1304

    Bill has clearly hired at least one new writer. They are killing it. Promote them immediately.

    • @HUHBAT
      @HUHBAT 2 года назад +10

      Promotor: well there goes your chance lol. :-)

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile 2 года назад +11

      @@HUHBAT hahah thank you for the correction. I watch this twice baked xD

    • @RedHeadKevin
      @RedHeadKevin 2 года назад +30

      The new writer is still going back to the old "TRUMP, LOL" well for his jokes. I guess consistency is important.

    • @30stmFantasy
      @30stmFantasy 2 года назад +34

      @@RedHeadKevin As long as trump & his followers don't STFU, the jokes will be with us.

    • @noirrain6005
      @noirrain6005 2 года назад +21

      While he reads the script you better pay up that $10 gallon gas

  • @sidscifi
    @sidscifi Год назад +4

    Shout out to Bill's Writers. Great stuff.

  • @sheldonstern3785
    @sheldonstern3785 2 года назад +19

    Maybe my favourite Bill monologue, somehow he was able to reach into my head and tell me everything I've been thinking the last month while managing to make me laugh my ass off

  • @ryannewman4412
    @ryannewman4412 2 года назад +172

    Trust me, I NEVER thought I would say this, but thank God for Bill Maher

    • @forman208
      @forman208 2 года назад +4

      god doesn't exist

    • @markbantz9699
      @markbantz9699 2 года назад +2

      Says the lemming!

    • @donaldhavasy2356
      @donaldhavasy2356 2 года назад +9

      Bill is a stooge, who occasionally says something agreeable riiiight before he shits all over the place, maybe you didn’t notice that part of the segment. Watch it again…

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 года назад +1

      you guys need your own shows

    • @justaguy2365
      @justaguy2365 2 года назад +1

      @Waslamist If there were a God, he'd be just as responsible for creating Atheists as believers.

  • @willhiggins9563
    @willhiggins9563 2 года назад +331

    Can attest to this, everyone trying to pigeonhole the Ukraine thing into their pet peeve is annoying. I may have been guilty of it myself, but I learned as it developed.

    • @MXF5700
      @MXF5700 2 года назад +11

      I think all the talking heads are just spit-balling bcuz they really have no idea and they need to pay the bills. They'll use anything getting this kind of attention to profit and spread the word. I also pigeonholded the conflict when it started but have taken a step back.

    • @EmpoIeon
      @EmpoIeon 2 года назад +15

      Admitting your hypocrisy and changing is a pretty good quality

    • @larrybarnhouse9989
      @larrybarnhouse9989 2 года назад +2

      Russia's leader Putin wants the billions he can profit off the huge oil and Gas fields in Ukraine! GREED is a mental illness! Putin owns a 700 Million dollar Super yacht and just built a Billion dollar Palace in Russia! That is NOT enough for him!
      GREED HAS HIM WANTING MORE! PERIOD!

    • @willhiggins9563
      @willhiggins9563 2 года назад +6

      @@EmpoIeon Well…More ignorance and assumption, then hypocrisy?

    • @franciscofletes1948
      @franciscofletes1948 2 года назад +7

      Including Biden and democrats saying inflation and higher gas prices are due to Putin.. Stop it! Inflation was up and gas prices were up months before Putin invaded. You want to tell me the invasion is making it harder to fight inflation and slowing down the recovery ok I’ll buy that but don’t tell me it was caused by it… Stop lying to us we don’t believe you!

  • @timwalters8951
    @timwalters8951 19 дней назад

    Bill is smart, funny, and one of the few people who continually tells the truth about what’s happening in this stinking world!!

  • @JesseSabo
    @JesseSabo 2 года назад +19

    Man, the writing on his show has gotten SO MUCH BETTER! Hats off to the writers and producers - and yes, Bill. Keep it up!

  • @Prisoner_of_Gravity
    @Prisoner_of_Gravity 2 года назад +83

    To answer your question, China asked Russia to wait until after the Olympics was over.

    • @johnsmeith3913
      @johnsmeith3913 2 года назад +7

      thank you for stating the truth, China has been funding this invasion and messaging on their state media that Ukraine invaded Russia and Russia is retaliating, which as anyone with half a brain knows, is beyond the threshold of mental derangement

    • @Prisoner_of_Gravity
      @Prisoner_of_Gravity 2 года назад +6

      @venswim Does China care about the Paralympics?

    • @shelleywinters6763
      @shelleywinters6763 2 года назад +3

      He inadvertently assisted in the troops being bogged down in the snow melt 🤣

    • @brothermine2292
      @brothermine2292 2 года назад +16

      To answer Bill's question: (1) Because if Trump had been re-elected, Trump would have had 4 more years to continue dividing & weakening NATO. (2) Because invading Ukraine during Trump's term would have made Trump look weak and thus damage Trump's chance of winning re-election.

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 2 года назад +7

      @@brothermine2292
      Exactly👍. What’s long and red and hangs between Putin’s legs?………………Trump’s tie. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @suzannessvs
    @suzannessvs 2 года назад +85

    I love his dry sarcastic sense of humour, I don't always agree with what he says but he's not afraid to state his opinion.😅😊

    • @mihaelacomanescu
      @mihaelacomanescu 2 года назад +5

      @Jack Cass That's not what Suzanne said. Learning to read and listen first may help you in life...And us too.

    • @tSparks
      @tSparks 2 года назад

      I don't 'get' why anyone prefaces any statement with..."I don't agree with everything (someone) says but...
      Just say what you want to say!!

    • @suzannessvs
      @suzannessvs 2 года назад +2

      @Jack Cass Actually no 🤔😊

    • @suzannessvs
      @suzannessvs 2 года назад +3

      @@tSparksI'm basically trying to say that he says some things that are confrontational but he doesn't care what people think,he's not a hipocrite and in a world filled with hipocricy I admire someone who speaks his mind, without trying to cater to others.

    • @diegoclark6832
      @diegoclark6832 2 года назад +1

      Hello Suzanne how are you doing today

  • @keremyokuva5185
    @keremyokuva5185 2 года назад +2

    raptured up to jesusville...hahahaha that was awesome!

  • @guillermolmp
    @guillermolmp 2 года назад +7

    No one, absolutely no one makes more sense than this man!!!! Thank you for saying like it really is!!! 🙏🏼

  • @chaosdream21
    @chaosdream21 2 года назад +90

    This is hilarious and accurate and also a good reminder to all of us, including me, that some things (many things) really just aren't about us. We don't have to try to understand them through our personal lens and, in a healthy way, we don't have to take a weird personal responsibility for things we 100% can't control.

    • @SomeBlankBullets
      @SomeBlankBullets 2 года назад

      I agree on a fundamental level. Especially how crazy and chaotic the world gets today. It just seems the shenanigans isn’t going to end up remotely close to a better tomorrow. I just hope in the near and possibly the distant future we don’t have to be governed. In a radical discriminatory manner.

  • @lazyakers
    @lazyakers 2 года назад +23

    Headline from the Huffington Post: “How America’s history of Slavery led to war in Ukraine”

    • @sarahmiller544
      @sarahmiller544 2 года назад +2

      That’s a joke, right??

    • @Charliefox71
      @Charliefox71 2 года назад +2

      @@sarahmiller544 it’s a joke. He’s making a comment about how the Trumplican cult is blaming Biden, and how the left is blaming Trump.

    • @sarahmiller544
      @sarahmiller544 2 года назад

      @@Charliefox71 good. Nothing surprises me these days, especially when it comes to mainstream media.

  • @blomegoog
    @blomegoog 2 года назад +1

    Bill + PETA = noble compassionate human

  • @blucheer8743
    @blucheer8743 2 года назад +15

    Bill is getting spot on with some of of his bs these crisis have sharpened his attack and has him focused his show matters lately it hadn’t for awhile

  • @IndianaNaturalDog
    @IndianaNaturalDog 2 года назад +10

    "It's not like an avocado, you don't have to put it on everything."

  • @kathrynstephens8884
    @kathrynstephens8884 2 года назад +237

    Bill has been on fire this season. The guests he has had on his show bring thought provoking arguments and really great discussions. Thank you for this show!

    • @alileevil
      @alileevil 2 года назад +3

      Please watch something else. This looks like something a middle school person could put together. When did stating the obvious become celebrated?

    • @mj8495
      @mj8495 2 года назад +6

      @@alileevil because most people do NOT consider the issues from multiple perspectives... it is sad that a middle school level of inquiry and discourse is "aspirational" in this country, but unfortunately it is 😞

    • @Bongface.
      @Bongface. 2 года назад

      Tell us your a headline liberal without telling us!

    • @johnathanpearson3203
      @johnathanpearson3203 2 года назад

      The election was rigged. Ha ha. You get what you deserve with Brandon. 😘

    • @majorgeeks
      @majorgeeks 2 года назад

      @@alileevil When your audience believes everything you say.

  • @birchsongsltd.6831
    @birchsongsltd.6831 Год назад +1

    Thanks for supporting PETA Bill!

  • @workingclassperson2124
    @workingclassperson2124 2 года назад +4

    Go bill go!! Nice to hear someone who makes sense and isn’t full of bologna.

  • @karynnmackinnon3975
    @karynnmackinnon3975 Год назад +1

    Thank you for the levity in a world gone mad.

  • @waynemangan9925
    @waynemangan9925 2 года назад +124

    One of the most spot on call outs of social sicknesses ever.👏👏

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade 4 месяца назад

      Who brings every conversation to bitcoin?

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 года назад +319

    It’s not like an avocado, you don’t have to put it on everything. This new rule was totally on point. Well done.

    • @shelleywinters6763
      @shelleywinters6763 2 года назад +8

      Who puts Avocado on waffles? yuk

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 2 года назад +2

      @@shelleywinters6763 there's probably some sort of avocado syrup

    • @randomguy2809
      @randomguy2809 2 года назад +1

      To be fair to the avocado people it works like 90% of the time. When was the last time you were mad there was avocado on something? 🤔

    • @SomethingSomethingg
      @SomethingSomethingg 2 года назад

      @@shelleywinters6763 I'm guessing Californians lol

    • @SomethingSomethingg
      @SomethingSomethingg 2 года назад +6

      Yessssss that's the problem with black liberals. They make EVERYTHING about race. Other minorities do this too but not as much as black people. It's a business, really. People eat up that victimization crap like you wouldn't believe and people like Nicole, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, etc. profit handsomely from it.

  • @finejustgivemeaname
    @finejustgivemeaname 2 года назад +3

    Best new rules segment ever

  • @Natanel-Alers
    @Natanel-Alers 2 года назад +31

    This show does so good when they Roast every political angle, both parties are broken

    • @michelleplombe7019
      @michelleplombe7019 Год назад

      It is why MAD Magazine (and the National Lampoon) were so great and loved by ALL .. modern satirists have forgotten that - I ache for Trevor Noah to be unleashed .. one can tell from interviews that the range of his targets on his show is far smaller than what he personally observes with such wit and intelligence.

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 Год назад +1

      But the Republican Party is the new American Nazi Party!!!!!!!!!

    • @davidwieczorek7778
      @davidwieczorek7778 Год назад

      No asshole just one

  • @seanmaury7844
    @seanmaury7844 2 года назад +42

    "Raptured up to Jesusville." If I can stop laughing, I'll be able to finish this clip! 😅😅😅

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 2 года назад +4

      Gosh, I had to smash the pause button right quick 🤣

    • @Kas4926
      @Kas4926 2 года назад

      Don’t make fun of Jesus, you do see what happens to those who do, right?

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 2 года назад +2

      @@Kas4926
      > you do see what happens to those who do, right?
      Of course! They get to sleep in on sundays, for instance! (I'm actually flummoxed how anybody can endure such terrible hardship.)

    • @lgonzalez1154
      @lgonzalez1154 2 года назад

      @@Kas4926 you mean the fake guy dancing on a cloud? Lol

    • @Kas4926
      @Kas4926 2 года назад

      @@drops2cents260 my mistake by not proofreading

  • @TheLockdownKidNYC
    @TheLockdownKidNYC 2 года назад +388

    Honestly. What I've learned is that every topical event in the news - whether it's the Super Bowl, a new popular movie, a trending viral video, c19, Ukraine, cryptocurrency - somehow *always* manages to have something to do with social politics.
    There's always some kinda thought piece about how "THE REAL PROBLEM WITH ________ IS..." and conveniently...it's _always_ the same cause the activist has. What a coincidence. People always find a way to make this about them. *Update* 03/29/22: You can now add the Will Smith Chris Rock debacle to the list which is now about race, toxic masculinity, the patriarchy, gender, class or anything else activists need it to be about for their wordpress. Howard _fucking_ Stern equated Will Smith to Donald Trump. Talk about living rent free.
    Once they said _Avengers: Endgame_ was discriminating against people who need bathroom breaks because of its runtime, I said "Okay then. So, now missing parts of a _fantasy children's movie_ is oppression?"

    • @bigwitt187
      @bigwitt187 2 года назад +2

      That's what the fascists want you to think.

    • @abrizzle22
      @abrizzle22 2 года назад +18

      It's really good to know I am not the only one that noticed this. Not everything is a social cause, but somehow it is? It's sickening, it's quite frankly disgusting, and it says a lot about us as a society.

    • @raistormrs
      @raistormrs 2 года назад +1

      they are just following the rules, as they were stated in yes minister... just watch the short clip "Yes, Prime Minister: How To Deal With Questions" here on youtube for this one.

    • @SAFbikes
      @SAFbikes 2 года назад

      but some of those retarded social causes listed do signal to China and Russia that the West is weak and not ready to stand up to invasions like in the Ukraine. Are we going to pretend that a world power like the USA with the world's largest military and the most nukes isn't on these dictators' minds when they pull moves like this?? Bill Mahers cause isn't actually PETA his cause is making jokes only a college freshman could find edgy pretending he's some voice of reason. And guess what he's doing the same nonsense now with Ukraine. Man everyone should just watch the Kyle Dunnigan show instead of this junk

    • @tropicalcatdetective
      @tropicalcatdetective 2 года назад +1

      @@SAFbikes "but some of those retarded social causes listed do signal to China and Russia that the West is weak and not ready to stand up to invasions like in the Ukraine"
      Which causes listed are you referring to exactly?

  • @terrihenry4867
    @terrihenry4867 Год назад +1

    Bill Mahar should run for president on the "Progressive" Party line. His campaign would only need clips from his show. His victory would be historical and hysterical for most of the population who think with their heads...not by politics or media bullshit!!!!! Love your mind Bill Mahar!!!! The most SANE person on the planet!!!!!!!

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 3 месяца назад

      Bill Maher* - what's so difficult about that five-letter last name that almost everybody gets it wrong? And tone down on those exclamation points.

  • @doryannedemille3961
    @doryannedemille3961 Год назад +2

    Whether I agree or disagree with his view, he always makes me laugh and I so admire his wit, intelligence and honesty.

  • @waggishsagacity7947
    @waggishsagacity7947 2 года назад +11

    Bill & his writers were in top form tonight. Thanks.

  • @robertprewitt776
    @robertprewitt776 2 года назад +57

    Bill always brings the balance and common sense that we all wish we saw more of.

    • @theotherscientist
      @theotherscientist 2 года назад +1

      In general I agree and I tuned in because I finally wanted to hear an American say something balanced about Ukraine. But no western media has even began to think that it's not the fault of just one man (Putin). I went to a peace demo, I am not for or defending a war, but I have not seen a single piece on CNN, German media or any other major network that even tried to see both sides. (Saying Putin isn't so bad because he never hurt my feelings doesn't count).

    • @josflorida5346
      @josflorida5346 2 года назад +3

      He doesn't always get it right but he sure got it right this time. The fact that he can hold a platform and get pretty much anyone no matter where you are on the political spectrum to agree to some point is a priceless skill. He comes off more genuine than many talking heads

    • @dsadik666
      @dsadik666 Год назад

      Balance?

  • @cynthiavanteylingen7922
    @cynthiavanteylingen7922 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for the sarcasm today love it.

  • @blip1
    @blip1 Год назад +2

    She has a point. The whole "the country is falling to pieces" narrative is self-loathing.

  • @Notthecobracommander
    @Notthecobracommander 2 года назад +51

    The problem with thinking you are the center of the universe is you think everything revolves around you, Which is why these people think any major event that ever takes place anywhere is about them or their issue.

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety 2 года назад +8

    Best under 10 minutes of television every week guys- BRAVO!

  • @hlysnan6418
    @hlysnan6418 Год назад +2

    “If you can get Americans to talk about themselves, you can get away with a lot.” - Timothy Snyder.

  • @Olyfraudkiller
    @Olyfraudkiller Месяц назад

    Always adorable to watch Bill try to buy back his base

  • @mikekrause3671
    @mikekrause3671 2 года назад +46

    Logic and common sense, 2 things we need more of in the world . I'm sick of the bullshit in this world. good job.

  • @victoriaman117
    @victoriaman117 2 года назад +126

    Seeing tweets about the risk of Covid in bomb shelters during a war was entertaining

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 2 года назад +7

      Yep, saw that one. Also used in the context of people taking refugees into their homes.

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 2 года назад +5

      With a 3% mortality rate, if what is basically an entire nation is stuck into the same rooms for weeks, with a failed vaccine campaign, despite shortages of other necessities it is not an issue that can be 100% ignored.

    • @TentaclePentacle
      @TentaclePentacle 2 года назад +7

      @@Scarletraven87 with misinformation like 3% mortality rate you can be 100% ignored.

    • @stevebonk8995
      @stevebonk8995 2 года назад +4

      @@TentaclePentacle well death rate very much depends on what country you’re in, Ukraine Covid death rate is currently 2.2%. While Yemen is at a much higher 18%. America is sitting around 1.2%. He wasn’t that far off the statistics

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 2 года назад

      the Virussians are coming for you

  • @patrickjenkins6383
    @patrickjenkins6383 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's (now) December, 2023. After re-watching this episode, I must totally agree with those who say that the show's writers are a gifted bunch! 👍🏾😎

  • @nddavi58
    @nddavi58 2 года назад +1

    “raptured up to jesusville” lmao

  • @simonhadley8829
    @simonhadley8829 2 года назад +52

    Jesus, he's describing my wife perfectly. I can't have a conversation with her in any way that she doesn't somehow bring it back to herself and some grievance from twenty plus years ago.

    • @nathandebartolo8330
      @nathandebartolo8330 2 года назад +11

      You need to divorce her and find the woman you deserve. Life is short.

    • @verseau8360
      @verseau8360 2 года назад +2

      In all seriousness, she might have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. See videos by Dr Ramani or Dr Les Carter. They totally helped me get away from a narcissist. They will never change. Only thing to do is leave.

    • @Skeletal33
      @Skeletal33 2 года назад +4

      Pretty sad that you come on youtube to speak negatively about your wife.

    • @dutube99
      @dutube99 2 года назад +4

      That's pretty common actually. People can't let go of their resentments and hurts.

    • @lisag18
      @lisag18 2 года назад +3

      As a woman I can tell you most women do that. If you think of cheating or divorcing to get away from that, as long as you're heterosexual you will never get away from that.

  • @correctpolitically4784
    @correctpolitically4784 2 года назад +8

    Sometimes being paranoid is justified. This is why I'd rather watch Russell Brand.

  • @beaujaxe6937
    @beaujaxe6937 2 года назад +3

    Bill Maher making a really good point ... by inadvertently demonstrating himself what he's talking about.

  • @antoniogonzalez1650
    @antoniogonzalez1650 Год назад +1

    As a Hispanic I should let you know that we are aware that the True is always tells in jokes

  • @sawchiefs29
    @sawchiefs29 2 года назад +62

    When Hasan Minhaj said "It often seems like Americans are self-obsessed, narcissistic and veined......and that's because we are"....
    He wasn't joking

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 2 года назад

      Go figure. First world problems. Have you ever checked your homeless there? I have.

    • @sawchiefs29
      @sawchiefs29 2 года назад +1

      @@Scarletraven87 Lol owned

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 2 года назад +1

      "...veined..."
      Yikes, dude.

    • @IronPanther76
      @IronPanther76 2 года назад +4

      That's what happens when you live in a prosperous consumer society with advanced technology, everyone becomes so spoiled and disconnected from reality.

    • @sawchiefs29
      @sawchiefs29 2 года назад

      @@Momoo77 Spoken like a true CONservative. Liberals, lefties & libtards.....🤦‍♂️

  • @Endubis
    @Endubis 2 года назад +62

    This was your most funny New Rule since a while. I cried out of laughing! Good one

    • @SaydeeEnward4500
      @SaydeeEnward4500 2 года назад +1

      Really?

    • @larrycasper4381
      @larrycasper4381 2 года назад +2

      Yes , funny for a change, because Bill got off of his over the top critiscism of progressive's which was getting tiresome. Besides it's easier to get laughs when making jokes about the Republican crazies, they are so off the wall !

    • @harrydickinsider5848
      @harrydickinsider5848 2 года назад +1

      @@larrycasper4381 Bashing progressives is never tiresome.

  • @paullockyer7230
    @paullockyer7230 Год назад

    Instead of "watch me"... "hold my beer".

  • @anthonymoore3498
    @anthonymoore3498 Год назад

    From Anthony Moore, UK. I wish we we had a "Bill Maher on our TV. The nearest we had was the late David Frost, without the profanity which is why I prefer Bill?

  • @markdelio8281
    @markdelio8281 2 года назад +28

    Totally agree, Bill. These people are upset that the war has moved the spotlight off them and they're pissed.

  • @Grandpa_Boxer
    @Grandpa_Boxer 2 года назад +62

    The epitome of common sense!! Thank you Bill!!

  • @harryhirsch3637
    @harryhirsch3637 2 года назад

    Self-loathing? Don't think so. Self-centeredness? Absolutely!

  • @julionebarres6981
    @julionebarres6981 2 года назад +2

    In my opinion there wasn’t a need for armed conflict when
    1. We exited the Paris accord
    2. Trump was thinking about pulling out of NATO “since we pay into it the most”

  • @TheMassdaddy
    @TheMassdaddy 2 года назад +194

    Bill, I’m glad you are being fair and honest. ALL of these politicians are sketchy. We have been grossly overspending for years. We need new, strong leaders who are willing to use logic and fact to make decisions.

    • @mistergray9664
      @mistergray9664 2 года назад +3

      Our political systems are corrupt... It's not the kind of corruption that just one person can change. This is the kind of widespread institutional corruption that can only be addressed by a massive movement of people willing to develop alternative forms of governance. Those who benefit most form the current state of affairs are constantly doing everything in their power to prevent people from coming together though. The divide and conquer narrative is a part of that, and the bi-partisan political system fuels that polarization.

    • @fredericoduvel3092
      @fredericoduvel3092 2 года назад +2

      @Do not Comment exactly, the US caused this war but don’t blame Biden.
      It would have happened no matter the president it just makes strategic sense for the US.
      The US only profits from it!

    • @fredericoduvel3092
      @fredericoduvel3092 2 года назад +3

      everything Russia did was forced by the US.
      The US wants this. The US provoked the outcome.
      can’t you see that the US profits more than anybody from this?
      Germany was forced to cancel nord stream 2.
      That’s what the US wanted for YEARS.
      Europe will have to distance themselves from Russia, they actually wanted independence by trading both with China, Russia and the US.
      The US never wanted that, always forced countries to choose and now they got their wish!
      Europe will become more dependent on US trade now especially gas, which the US can and will exploit.
      If a country becomes too dependent on an other one they loose their sovereignty.
      The rising gas prices will boost bidens ev adoption plan at home.
      The unrest will get Europeans to store their money in the US, boosting the dollar and maintaining its status as reserve currency.
      Since there is a war in Europe now the Europeans are practically forced to participate in USs military conflict against Russia and China, if they want it or not.
      Can’t you see how this all fits together perfectly in USs strategy to keep their control over the world?
      The US 100% forced Russia’s move.

    • @erikehlert
      @erikehlert 2 года назад +5

      You just did exactly what bill is talking about. You turned the topic about the invasion of Ukraine into your pet peeve topic. Spending

    • @SNESpool
      @SNESpool 2 года назад +6

      ​@Do not Comment Gas prices are sky high right now because of price gouging, not anything Biden did. Do you see any long lines at the gas stations near you? Have any of them shut down because they don't have any gas left?
      ...didn't think so. Because there's not actually a shortage. Oil companies are simply taking advantage of an international crisis and the fear it naturally provokes, in order to fleece us at the pump. This is a PERFECT example of exactly why we need to break our reliance on fossil fuels. We are held hostage by a handful of bloodsucking oil execs, and the pathetic marionettes in congress that are doing their bidding.

  • @briansmusicchannel2998
    @briansmusicchannel2998 2 года назад +42

    Love this show, because he criticises both sides

    • @tSparks
      @tSparks 2 года назад +3

      He isn't looking to do a tit4tat... he's just making HIS observations, opinion, etc. It's what could be apparent to any clear-minded individual.

    • @ssp4795
      @ssp4795 2 года назад

      hardly. He's still a lefty, he softballs those insults to the Left to make y'all think he's being "balanced". Always follows with some non-funny attack on conservatives.

  • @cool4AgUY445
    @cool4AgUY445 Год назад +2

    I don't always agree with everything Bill says - but to be fair he uses logic and common sense - I respect the hell out of that!

  • @patbryant8968
    @patbryant8968 2 года назад +2

    Right on Bill Marhe!! Always the best of the best, 😆😉 luv your channel!! 💯🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @MikeHughesShooter
    @MikeHughesShooter 2 года назад +107

    I keep coming back to Bill‘s perspective. I enjoy taking it all in; even though I’m not politically aligned with BM. If he ever loses his humor… it will be a darkest day in entertainment. 😞

    • @mycaddigo4562
      @mycaddigo4562 2 года назад +7

      He’s a joke

    • @Sergeytime
      @Sergeytime 2 года назад +2

      Think he was always a middle guy that leaned a little more left. In todays world that’s far right. He has to stay on that left perspective to keep his base tho. A few Trump jokes and they hang on.
      I find lately he challenging more of the progressive left nonsense.

    • @jefscolnago
      @jefscolnago 2 года назад +1

      @@mycaddigo4562 Who? Trump?

    • @joewilson6374
      @joewilson6374 2 года назад +3

      @@jefscolnago No, Biden, his handlers, and their, "policies." Glad to clear that up for you.

    • @mannypistolas9622
      @mannypistolas9622 2 года назад

      Why? His father was Hugh playboy Hefner. A known ch1ld/woman trafficker. Disgusting, that's one of the reasons he supports Ukraine. A place known for that sort of business. U people are easily fooled. sad.

  • @melliott3681
    @melliott3681 2 года назад +22

    This really goes along with Frank Bruni's comment in another segment on how people immediately jump into a caricature of themselves when they communicate. It also shows what I've been saying about people for years. Something I've deduced while teaching for the past 30 years. People develop themselves into their own brand, their identity, their "thing" and engage with the world within this very closed-minded perspective. Add commerce to this, by way of taking this image/identity/brand and producing content on social media for an audience, and ultimately for money, and you've got the makings of a really unhealthy society.

    • @mokshamishka6101
      @mokshamishka6101 2 года назад

      and it all seems to have been planned and set up that way to control us 🤔

    • @MathematicalCowboy
      @MathematicalCowboy 2 года назад +1

      What do you teach? Yes, American society is very unhealthy. It's sad. But it won't change any time soon. That's just who we've become. Reminds me of the book, "Twilight of American Culture", written by Morris Berman. I think the book was first published in the late 1990's or maybe early 2000's, but its content is still extremely relevant. It's actually quite depressing how every special interest group in American society puts its own spin on world events that ultimately really have nothing to do with them. American Narcissism at work again. It's all about me. It's all about us. Sad, just sad.

  • @dman2528
    @dman2528 2 года назад +1

    Glad to See Bill come around to the right side

  • @willfreese
    @willfreese 2 года назад +1

    When Bill is right, he is very very right.

  • @njdevilku1340
    @njdevilku1340 2 года назад +5

    That was my favorite dress of Klinger!!

    • @jaysonpida5379
      @jaysonpida5379 2 года назад +1

      There were many. Pretty funny when he dressed as the Statue of Liberty (with a roman candle torch) for a drive-by visit by General MacArthur.

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 2 года назад

      @@jaysonpida5379 The Carmen Miranda is second only to the Statue of Liberty.

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Klinger kept his look fresh even in the middle of a police action

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 2 года назад

      Loved Klinger.

    • @njdevilku1340
      @njdevilku1340 2 года назад

      @@Neenerella333 but the Statue of liberty could be seen as patriotic. It wasnt a dress that automatically meant he was looking to get out of the army.

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 2 года назад +3

    that last bit was pure gold

  • @brendar-b310
    @brendar-b310 2 года назад

    Time to have Geraldo back!!!
    I can’t wait to see another interview put them at the round table also!

  • @carolynhogarth2725
    @carolynhogarth2725 Год назад

    And not about your thing but We....We the People

  • @ConstantineAtByron
    @ConstantineAtByron 2 года назад +6

    You are so clever Bill. You have it all figured out.

  • @joeberg3317
    @joeberg3317 2 года назад +185

    This was very good, and I liked how Bill focused on a particular cultural pathology which *uses* ideology but isn't really *about* it. It's about humanity's endless supply of taking anything and trying to fit it into a simple narrative box that they can understand (and, perhaps, build an identity/brand around).
    This is also why it can be annoying when people go "both sides-ing 🙄" and dismiss a point, sometimes it's a different kind of connection than the thing you're annoyed with!

    • @shughy1
      @shughy1 2 года назад +10

      He pretends to be anti narrative but then does exactly the opposite every time. Scared to lose his audience of clapping liberals

    • @Starforge1
      @Starforge1 2 года назад +6

      @@shughy1 Yep. He spent almost the entire time on one side of the ideology himself. To be expected - he still wants to get paid.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 2 года назад +2

      @@shughy1 Did you want him to support the idea of Russia being cancelled as bad?

    • @shughy1
      @shughy1 2 года назад +2

      @@BigBadJerryRogers I only expect people to live up to their words, instead of being so openly hypocritical... I don't care what his beliefs are, just think he should stand by them, and start being unbiased like he says he is.

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 2 года назад

      Agreed, both-sidesism has been killing political journalism especially for years now

  • @qbanking
    @qbanking Год назад

    See , this guys is like Joe Rogan , they are both pleasing every side ,keeps both parties happy ,they will never pick a side.

  • @billyengerson2419
    @billyengerson2419 Год назад +1

    Naturally agreed

  • @geezerman58
    @geezerman58 2 года назад +13

    Common sense wrapped around humor. Well done!

    • @dawnsstar5918
      @dawnsstar5918 Год назад

      If a joke is at least 3/4 true, it's funny.
      Either side of that sounds dull or makes us uncomfortable.

  • @patrick4384
    @patrick4384 2 года назад +16

    Bill has been on a roll lately

    • @javier8015
      @javier8015 2 года назад +2

      As long as he stays away from democrat talking points he is really funny.

    • @yeeaahBUDDY
      @yeeaahBUDDY 2 года назад

      @@javier8015 so only if he's on conservative talking points?

    • @javier8015
      @javier8015 2 года назад +2

      @@yeeaahBUDDY no when he stays in the center its very funny. I laugh when he hit MTG and lauren boebert and I like them two but when it comes to Trump he goes into conspiracy theories which isn't funny

    • @patrick4384
      @patrick4384 2 года назад

      @@javier8015 Didn't want to make it partisan but yes Bill is at his best when he is dishing it out evenly to both sides, which he didn't do as much during the Trump years.

    • @javier8015
      @javier8015 2 года назад

      @@patrick4384 people act like politicians are perfect. Just stay even and it's all funny

  • @jpmorgan3891
    @jpmorgan3891 2 года назад

    Bill Maher 2024!!!

  • @zulemasanchez1233
    @zulemasanchez1233 Год назад +5

    Ironic comedy using truth. I enjoy Bill most of the time. He is funny.

  • @Zethonring23
    @Zethonring23 2 года назад +13

    I've seen a lot of this on social media and it's really irritating, people in the US, not content with politicizing all of their own problems are now projecting their nonsense onto foreign affairs, even those that have nothing to do with the US, everything just becomes a way to embellish "their guy" or take a shot at "the other guy", it's so narcissistic

  • @64standardtrickyness
    @64standardtrickyness 2 года назад +18

    The problem with mutual disarmament is that it only works if both parties do it at the same time.
    edit I'm not just talking about nuclear or military war here the "culture war" can only stop if everyone stops at the same time

    • @noirrain6005
      @noirrain6005 2 года назад

      Only in narnia kid. Know narnia?

    • @bigrick3267
      @bigrick3267 2 года назад

      I'd be ok with a few nukes dropping right now, a thinning of the herd is way overdue

    • @brothermine2292
      @brothermine2292 2 года назад

      The problem with mutual disarmament of the nuclear deterrent is that World War III will no longer be deterred. So first eliminate or reduce non-nuclear mobile offensive weapons: tanks, bombers, etc.

  • @jonjahr3403
    @jonjahr3403 Год назад

    Nah Delta didn't book Pat Robertsons trip to Israel. That was Spirit😂😂😂😂

  • @tuckerparsons
    @tuckerparsons Год назад +1

    gotta say, this guy is nailiing it lately.

  • @deelee1569
    @deelee1569 2 года назад +3

    Damn, I needed this from Bill...been getting bombarded wit bullsht all week

  • @taqiyasir8086
    @taqiyasir8086 2 года назад +74

    This political infighting in the US is one of the things that are playing into Putin’s hands. Putin wants a divided west so he can pursue his ambitions unimpeded. It's more important than ever for the US and Europe to stay united now.

    • @jollyjim81
      @jollyjim81 2 года назад +2

      I agree but we also need to think about the animals 😉

    • @c.s.7266
      @c.s.7266 2 года назад +1

      100%

    • @SWFLtreasures
      @SWFLtreasures 2 года назад +1

      Eff that. Let him take Ukraine and more

    • @elihathaway6784
      @elihathaway6784 2 года назад +2

      @@SWFLtreasures - Half of Ukraine wants to be with Russia and half support an independent state. Prolonging the war may not be the best course of action.

    • @eddietat95
      @eddietat95 2 года назад +11

      @@elihathaway6784 If it was half, the resistance wouldn't be so fierce. Even the Iraqis weren't so united in resistance (although, to be fair, they were more inclined to fight each other than to resist).

  • @stefanross8129
    @stefanross8129 2 года назад +1

    ..... Bill is a badass, as well as hilarious.

  • @artdesrapides2941
    @artdesrapides2941 2 года назад

    WELCOME BACK, Bill !!!!!

  • @pattern_world_clockwork6812
    @pattern_world_clockwork6812 2 года назад +8

    Well done, lot of great points Bill 👍

  • @bgoodfella7413
    @bgoodfella7413 2 года назад +4

    If you've seen the movie "Don't Look Up" or "Idiocracy", that's the mentality of most Americans today, especially members of Congress.

    • @Anon90210
      @Anon90210 2 года назад

      Americans are not the brightest. Congress is pretty accurate at reflecting those in the USA. If you want a better Congress than be a better people. I doubt that will happen.

  • @benjaminbunnyglaser1984
    @benjaminbunnyglaser1984 Год назад

    I was hoping the chips in the vaccine would be Doritos but all I got was this lousy alien DNA and an Apple tile.

  • @kevinbrown2279
    @kevinbrown2279 2 года назад

    He used 'Biden' and 'logic' in the same sentence. Now THAT'S FUNNY! LOL