The Jedi Who HATED Using Lightsabers
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- Опубликовано: 25 мар 2024
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The Jedi Who HATED Using Lightsabers in in Star Wars
Source: Coruscant Nights I, II, III
Concept Art by: Amy Beth Christenson Smith
Music by: @EpicTrailerMusicUK 
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"Jedi do NOT carry blasters"
The Gray Paladins: *Proceed to Carry blasters*
I can name 4 times Obi-Wan used blasters off the top of my head.
Don't forget about cal kestis
@@r2d2143Ezra Bridger
Gray Paladins kinda sound like voltron legendary defender 😂
@@r2d2143thats post the Order 66, as far as i can tell, anything goes at that point.
Gray paladins: **Shows a completey unrelated photo from HALF-LIFE 2**
pick up that can.
Bro that’s what i thaught instantly
@@sperman6621 “Press RT to theow object”
“ and then put it in the trashcan”
I knew I couldn't have been the only person to see the resemblance😂 "Half-Life 3: return of the Freeman" confirmed?
"Pick up that Lightsaber"
So you telling me carrying my strap to a duel is honourable? Sign me in!😂
So we gonna ignore the combine image?
That's what I'm saying
Nah
Half-Life life fans are truly everywhere
Bro tried to sneak in a Combine soldier that's crazy
Fr
video: "Gray paladins"
photo: *half life 2 concept art*
That was gonna be in half life 2, gawd damn
@@MelostoneCoveralls make more sense than greatcoats.
The combine being star wars lore is actually believable
Well since the the basis of the combine is an interdimensional empire, it’s not necessarily unbelievable. Out of all science fiction the combine is probably the largest faction to ever exist
The Combine's Metrocops are new Gray Paladins :D :D :D
“Their status is unknown,” Lets just assume they absolutely smoked the imperial hunting party that came after them.😂
No doubt they did. They know the force and use blasters anyone going after them is screwed.
@@hordakprime6172 *Aimbot activated*
@@hordakprime6172all the most poweful Jedi use blasters. Which means theyre just easier to defeat Jedi
Just fire shoots and force guiding them right at their heads of incoming patrol group, special forces soldiers who are force attuned & believe in skill of the kill. A blaster over a light saber is a odd logic but I am not messing around with anyone of the Grey Pallidin's.
Im imagining the imperial hunting party showing up thinking they’re dealing with another fancy light stick user only to have a gun barrel in their face the second they open the door
"So Uncivilzed"
Indeed
"I heartily agree with you sir"
- Obi Wan Kenobi *after finishing grievous with a few shots to the chest*
@@SaiyanMonkeyScumAndProud it's actually pretty interesting because i think it's a testament to grievous' skill that obi wan was willing to be unconventional with his tactics.
@@shoyupacket5572 Grievous was very skilled. Mace was afraid to fight him 1v1 because Grievous would have copied his Vaapad and then used it against others or be able to teach it to others.
Never thought I’d ever see a combine soldier in a Star Wars short. What a world 😂
Well, this group was no other than *THE COMBINE*
Gray paladins: “pick up that can”
Grab that can
Be a man
@@kingtitant5732 lol
And put it in that bin
pick up that lightsaber and put it in the trashcan
😂😂😂
Is that the fucking combine💀💀
Yes
Gray Paladin: Pick up that can.
Shit content yet here we are
😂😂😂
@@zpiderman0theorys215 Bro STOP 😂😂😂
"Gray paladins" *shows a picture of a combine soldier in half-life 2*
Oh yeah, that combine cameo star wars did was wild
“Not as clumsy or random as a blaster,”
-Obi Wan Kenobi
Obi calling himself out on that one
*proceeds to finish off grievous with blaster fire to the chest*
"No, you're clumsy and random."
~a gray paladin, probably
"I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
* Turns into a ghost second sometimes give sagely advice, a very inaginable outcome
-Also Obi Wan Kenobi
Honorable military skills: "This grid square. Fire for effect." *something appears to still be alive in the grid square.* "Repeat fire mission."
Shell: HE
Fuze: PD
charge 4 white bag
@marcusg8419 Thanks, I think you understood what I was getting at. Not to denigrate soldiers, but there aren't many honorable martial skills. I just heard that trope one too many times and reacted to it. Despite the stereotype, Startubers can be exceptionally uncritical.
"I am an honorable warrior. That is why I choose to butcher you with this exceptionally long knife."
Lol, we honor warriors because they face down that BS, not because they commit that BS.
This is the way!
Willy Pete ...repeat....repeat....repeat....repeat...
well then go get some more, fuck nuts, and REPEAT.
All arms call for fire!!
Ah, yes, my favorite jedi, combine soldier
Man had I had my way the last episode of the sequel trilogy, would have ended with Rey and Kyle standing together on a balcony over looking a training field where you see force users training in both Light and Dark Force arts; showing a returning to balance within the Force.
That's actually a sweet idea.
They escaped and went to planet earth and became known as the combine.
Ah yes, the Grey Combined Paladins. 😂
Haha, wish there were images on this group! Unfortunately there currently aren't any!
😂
@@VadersOrder haha I tend to get pretty critical of content like this, but I figured that was why you had to use those pics. No shame.
I see how you COMBINED the COMBINE to make COMBINE paladins
That HL2 Combine was really nice.
Gray Paladin looking at those lightsaber-wielding Jedi: “so uncivilized.”
One member of the gray paladins was Laranth Tarak, a female Tw'ilek who tried to survive Order 66 along her chiodhood friend/lover Jax Pavan. Sadly, she died just two years after Episode III while facing Vader, in the 2013 novel "The Last Jedi"
I've heard of her but didn't know if she survived or not, but thanks for the update mate!..
At this point everyone has survived order 66 😂😂
@@abhinibeshbiswas9319does it count if they were both murdered by Vader?
Hold on, I feel like I remember Jax’s name… isn’t he from a book series?
Damn she susurvive only to die at the hands of the one who gave the order
Grey Paladins: no one knows their existence
Grey Knights: Hey I feel like we're related
Looking for a comment like this one
"Use the force"
Gray Paladins: Nah, Where my blick at?
Gray Paladins:” FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!”
Kiling someone in a close quarter test of skill: Dishonorable
Killing someone from a far range with a difficult to predict projectile:
You fought well
...
😂
In chat: “Gg ez, no re”
The combine
“Pick up that can”
The metro-police there was unexpected
“Little bit difficult than most combine” yeah because they look like civil protection
“Hmm if I were didn’t have the force I probably couldn’t react to that, I’ll just stay still”
*fuckin dies*
Grey Paladins: it’s alright brothers! We have our blasters! Shoot the Sith!
…Oh no brothers! I forgot the Sith can deflect our blasters!
"Jedi do not carry blasters."
Gray Paladins: "Allow me to introduce ourselves."
mandalorians would love these jedi
Chef: "I hate using utensils to prepare meals; its dishonorably. Brb, I need to go chop up some carrots with my hands..."
Gunslingers in space
"i do not shoot with my blaster, he who shoots with his blaster has forgotten the ways of the Force, i shoot with my heart"
Combine jumpscare
Nah the grey paladins didn't get killed by the sith.
You showed the photo; they just joined the Combine
“Jedi always need the lightsabers”
The gray paladins:”Nuh uh”
Gray Paladins watching a Jedi use a lightsaber in battle: “So uncivilised.”
How the fuck did a combine get in there?
Gray Paladins watching Obiwan call blasters so uncivilized:
👁️👄👁️
Gray Paladins: "We always bring a gun to a swordfight...because its more honorable"
Obi-wan: How uncivilized
Grey Paladin: FOR HONOR
This would be an awesome Star Wars story. Also, THAT WAS A PICTURE OF A COMBINE SOLDIER, GOOF!
"The Jedi do not carry blasters"
Grey Paladins : "I said we blasting today"
Cal Kestis with the Ruger : "hello there"
The Half life image is CRAZY for the first time you mention their name.
That’s a combine soldier lol
"Jedi do NOT carry blasters"
.50 Cal Kestis in question:
when you can literally control someone else like a puppet? and they HATE SEAGULLS WAY MORE!!
Not the half life 2 combine concept art💀
Once more the Combine shall rule the galaxy!
Jedis with blasters are basically a bunch of John wicks
"Lemme just throw away the greatest advantage I could potentially have in a fight. That's smart."
Starting to think now that star wars and half life are linked 😂
Darth Sidious: Excecute order 66...
Gray Paladins: Where's our lightsabers?
We aren't Jedi because we don't have lightsabers
@@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage So by your logic, General grievous was jedi because he had lightsabers...?! Ok 😆
@@TheFirephoenix76 yes, and obi-wan is a sith because he attacked another jedi
so civilized @@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage
User name says it all@@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage
"My lightsaber no longer i love"
"Use shotgun i must now"
Gray paladins: we refuse to use weapons to cut our enemies.
Gray paladins: so anyways I started blasting
“They thought using the force in battle was a disgusting thing to do.”
“They usually used *blasters* instead of lightsabers”
So uncivilized.
Not all cowboys like magic, I guess.
Blasters are more civilized than lightsabers…
@@chemicalsavage9405yes they are...
@@stefankrsmanovic5901 …
@@chemicalsavage9405 🤣🤣🤣 Great joke! 👍🏽
Ayo that's half life
Fighting face to face: Shame!
Obliterating planets with a space laser: Strategic genius!
They brought guns to sword fights...
Erm thats the combine
Gray paladin shows civil protection from half life
Crossover between Half-Life and Star Wars poggers
Gray Paladins are the embodiment of never bring a knife into a gunfight
"pick up that can"
The Gray Paladins: the combine
Ah yeah, I forgot about that time Gordon freeman took a trip to Star Wars and brought Barney. Slipped my mind.
Gray Paladins: "Lightsabers? What is this? Easy mode?"
Half life and Star wars crossed paths!!
That’s… a combine civil protection unit from half-life 2.
Jedi without force and lightsaber
:ironic
"Using force beats the purpose of doing melee combat"
The Gray Paladins: Brought a gun to a swordfight.
Hold up...somehow the mask is reminding me of someting... *The valve into begins to play*
Im guessing the Grey Padalins also drained the oceans and polluted the air?
Lmao
Imagine an Indiana Jones scene in Star Wars with a dude slinging a lightsaber around and then just getting shot by a Gray Paladin.
Grat paladins: *tosses lightsaber away* "so uncivilized"
Ive heard of THE GREY PALADINS before and i must say, they have been left as a foot note in galactic history even by grey jedi and other force sensitive light side amd dark side orders that were not jedi or sith..
The reason why was because they were not recognized nor acknowledged by all the other orders because of thier ideology..
Many thought of them as a wast of the force and ungrateful beings who didnt deserve to be force sensitive.
Even non-force sensitive beings thought they were wasting their potential by not using the force and i agree..
Beside not every military had thier same sense of honor in battle so their reputation in war fare was not known by all..
The grey paladins want you to pick that can
No i won’t
(Don’t worry i get it)
Is because they look like the combine from half life 2
@@Warzoneguy141it's literally some half life concept art.
Oh shi-
@@Warzoneguy141 the HF beta has a lot of wicked concept art... AI Art has helped me create even more.
that first jedi dual wielding white lightsaber have a cool drip fr
Blasters? “SO UNCIVILIZED”
Bro just show combine soldier from half five 💀
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😂😂😂
Haha sadly there's no images regarding this group!
That's still not a excuse to use hl2 beta images. You know full well that some people probably younger ones will take this as Star wars cannon. @@VadersOrder
@@the-dripbine i dont think they would think half life is canon to starwars but it is possible I suppose,, Jesus the good lord loves you my friend, Truly He does
Half five?
This video made me want a star wars and half life crossover
That kinda, would actually be a pretty decent crossover that makes some sort of sense
Imagine one of them uses the force to move his lasers ? thatd be nuts
Gray Jedi: Never bring a sword to a gun fight
why is there a combine concept art from the hl2 beta
there isnt many pics of the gray paladins
Paladins fell from that side of the roof, Jedi fell from this side of the roof
Darth Vader: "Haha skill issue."
That one gray paladin: hah hah pick up that can citizen
Bro your voice is so relaxing
Say what you will, Obi Wan used one to defeat Grievous
"Jedi do not carry blasters."
The Gray Paladins: "Parry this you filthy casual."
Siths who hunted them and survived still have vietnam flashbacks
makes jango fetts death play in a loop in my head lol
''gray paladins'' literally combine wtf?
Kenobi, Miller and Kestis: blaster go pew pew
sounds more like if the Mandalorian was force sensitive but said this is the way and kept using blasters lol
Soundz accurate 😂
Ah yes, an all out gunfight between 2 giant army factions is "more honourable" than lightsaber swordsmanship from someone like Count Dooku.
The Combine is canon in the Star Wars universe confirmed.