His story is exactly like a situation I had. Mouse ran away into the bathroom, was trapped, tried to run out. I tried to get it in the tupperware, but it was too quick and it the tupperware landed right on its neck. It did not live to see another day...
If you know what you're doing your lips never actually touch the paper. Pinch the joint between your thumb and pointer finger (but not too tight) and put your lips up to your fingers but not all the way down on the cigarette and suck. You'll get all the smoke without needing to make contact with that shared STD vector. Good luck!
i like computers but with stuff like chromecast i dont have the patience for something so simple to not work. my girl deals with that junk i mean its like reset the router, change the password hold this button for 17 seconds then unplug it and restart the tv.. its super annoying if it doesnt work i watch it on my phone and wait for her.
Man My brother was insulating my sisters unused chimney, the last thing he did was squirt that foam into a hole that expands and hardens. As he finished he tells me a fucking squirrel came out and got stuck in the foam and it was trapped bad. I tried everything but it had gotten into it's eyes, it was fucked. I couldn't let it slowly die, but I new it was done so I took a hammer and well you do the math. I am still traumatized from that and I did what was the humane thing at the time. I tried to rescue it but it was done.
i do that shit with bees.. but mice have pissed me off.. i had one mouse in my place it super annoying he ate through something in my dishwasher to get to the water bit it destroyed the dish washer.. had to get another one and we lined the place with poison i swear that thing was living beneath the dish washer my roomate at the time found it half way under the dishwasher with its ass hanging out dead. she was freaked out i was just relieved. ruined a perfectly good appliance and shit was everywhere the thing ate shit a goat wouldnt touch.. and i could prolly still find some of its petrified shit pellets somewhere good riddance
Nick Garcia Ignore him bro, you know some people can't keep their cuntiness down. Man we just had a huge mouse problem recently too. Those fuckers are still crawling through the vents. Still trying to figure something out.
if you find one mouse, then most likely it's not just one in the house. Might be a nest of them. And if you want to humanely catch it, you have to release some distance away. Apparently they are great trackers and find their way back "home"
The funniest thing is when Billy B does his misses voice. I heard him doing it for years before I actually heard Mia and you know what? He does her voice pretty well. I instantly knew it was Nia when she spoke. How funny is that?
Just how big was the mouse? You sure it wasn't a small rat? I have killed many Meeces. I hate Meeces to pieces. Mousetrap, glue trap, anything to get rid of the mouse shit, mouse pee, chewing up the wiring, all that mouse damage. They are like big, furry roaches. They are the Varmint Kong. They must be "dealt with." Get a female mouser cat. Don't feed the cat more than basic survival. It will devour the mice, if it's hungry.
I used to think the same way, until i was working in the middle of the day and a mouse crawled right up my leg. Not afraid now per se but they are creepy
"I don't give a fuck how much money, there's no fucking way I'm working with a monkey" - Bill Burr
Quotes without context are the best
"So I'm in the bakyad drinkin AAAMILLLLLA" lol jesus
Lol i knew he was going to say that the mouse was cute. because they so are :D
You know you have a heart of gold man, this is probably why you're an angry sob
it's his dad who f****ed him up severely, but on the other hand, without his father we wouldn't have gotten the bill we got
if anyone else told this story, it would be like a fable or metaphorical. but with bill, it's always literal! hahaha
His story is exactly like a situation I had. Mouse ran away into the bathroom, was trapped, tried to run out. I tried to get it in the tupperware, but it was too quick and it the tupperware landed right on its neck. It did not live to see another day...
“Drinking a Millaaahhh!” 🤣
He is honest to himself.
Wow I have caught multiple mice in my shed and have never had such a tale to tell XD
It’s like telling a joke. It’s ALL in the delivery!!
Once upon a time you could've afforded a joint for your own at the age of experimenting... Supply and demand my dude.
shit bill just made me really aware of the weed being passed around being nasty lmao, we don't all share a beer bottle
If you know what you're doing your lips never actually touch the paper. Pinch the joint between your thumb and pointer finger (but not too tight) and put your lips up to your fingers but not all the way down on the cigarette and suck. You'll get all the smoke without needing to make contact with that shared STD vector. Good luck!
It's a drinking tradition in Scotland for your buddy to take the first sip of your beer. Its just not normal for you. It's not crazy at all lol
@@evanschulte6153 that's quite cute.
The first couple minutes of this is so relatable
At the end there, I thought you were about to curb stomp the damn mouse...Lol good on you 👍
Dude, keep it. A mouse makes a good pet.
I’m so the same this day n the misses sets up the tvs too
i like computers but with stuff like chromecast i dont have the patience for something so simple to not work. my girl deals with that junk i mean its like reset the router, change the password hold this button for 17 seconds then unplug it and restart the tv.. its super annoying if it doesnt work i watch it on my phone and wait for her.
Mouse!
Man My brother was insulating my sisters unused chimney, the last thing he did was squirt that foam into a hole that expands and hardens. As he finished he tells me a fucking squirrel came out and got stuck in the foam and it was trapped bad. I tried everything but it had gotten into it's eyes, it was fucked. I couldn't let it slowly die, but I new it was done so I took a hammer and well you do the math. I am still traumatized from that and I did what was the humane thing at the time. I tried to rescue it but it was done.
Shotgun
i do that shit with bees.. but mice have pissed me off.. i had one mouse in my place it super annoying he ate through something in my dishwasher to get to the water bit it destroyed the dish washer.. had to get another one and we lined the place with poison i swear that thing was living beneath the dish washer my roomate at the time found it half way under the dishwasher with its ass hanging out dead. she was freaked out i was just relieved. ruined a perfectly good appliance and shit was everywhere the thing ate shit a goat wouldnt touch.. and i could prolly still find some of its petrified shit pellets somewhere good riddance
Nick Garcia did anyone ask?
Nick Garcia Ignore him bro, you know some people can't keep their cuntiness down. Man we just had a huge mouse problem recently too. Those fuckers are still crawling through the vents. Still trying to figure something out.
Mice are cute! 🐀
that thing was fucking adorable
Hantavirus isn't as adorable as those mice
I fart blood
Stop eating hot Cheetos
You again... 😂
if you find one mouse, then most likely it's not just one in the house. Might be a nest of them. And if you want to humanely catch it, you have to release some distance away. Apparently they are great trackers and find their way back "home"
The funniest thing is when Billy B does his misses voice. I heard him doing it for years before I actually heard Mia and you know what? He does her voice pretty well. I instantly knew it was Nia when she spoke. How funny is that?
*Nia
Light a mouse on fire? Yeah, burn the neighborhood down, good thinkin 👍. Way to go mister "conservative" 😆😆
What ide give to be one of billies buddy's drinking a miller and smoking cigars on the weekend !!
Cats can barely catch mice with cat like reflex. Lol. If you live in a field just get used to them
I am like that and i am 21
The Lybian Flag is lay zee.
wait bill got married?
Scott Shepardson I BELIEVE in 2013. He likes to keep his private life separate, apparently.
Scott Shepardson got a kid on the way too
ole Billy Bloodnut playing the hypocrite there saying he does not partake in a spliff doing the rounds ha
bill is such a Libby
juicy ducy what's that?
Robin Bat liberal or libtard
who's man? Far from it
Just how big was the mouse? You sure it wasn't a small rat? I have killed many Meeces. I hate Meeces to pieces. Mousetrap, glue trap, anything to get rid of the mouse shit, mouse pee, chewing up the wiring, all that mouse damage. They are like big, furry roaches. They are the Varmint Kong. They must be "dealt with." Get a female mouser cat. Don't feed the cat more than basic survival. It will devour the mice, if it's hungry.
What self respecting man is afraid of a mouse
I used to think the same way, until i was working in the middle of the day and a mouse crawled right up my leg. Not afraid now per se but they are creepy