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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @Sptn051
    @Sptn051 5 месяцев назад +4665

    "It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid" had me fucking dying! 🤣

    • @Keekay91
      @Keekay91 5 месяцев назад +94

      I know 😂 I wonder legally if they could let it slide if they state in place of "Waterboarding." "Repairs made."

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani 5 месяцев назад +94

      I am DEFINITELY putting that one on the list of potential things Geneva might consider war crimes

    • @markmontgomery4784
      @markmontgomery4784 5 месяцев назад +42

      Must have t-shirt!

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 5 месяцев назад +53

      I actually just about choked on my water “Oh no! They even got Grandpa believing their bullshit!”

    • @donvielenio8956
      @donvielenio8956 5 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@DezkoiOnly if Poland not end up adding it to the checklist first.

  • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
    @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 месяцев назад +1005

    "Kid that was a mirrior." I had to pause and break down for a second. The dry delivery was fucking great hahaha

    • @Snargfargle
      @Snargfargle 5 месяцев назад +19

      I was in a furniture store once with a college girlfriend who kept pestering me to come with her and look around the section of the store where those other people were. I finally had to tell her that those other people were us. The store had a mirror wall to make it look larger.

    • @GrgLuz
      @GrgLuz 5 месяцев назад +26

      That other F22. The creepy one. He me rolling 😅

    • @CaffinatedCoffee
      @CaffinatedCoffee 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂 Had me dying

    • @Jason_Nighthawk
      @Jason_Nighthawk 5 месяцев назад

      Is your girlfriend okay ​@@Snargfargle? Because it sounds like she lost braincells from that mirror

    • @Sam-isnt-dumb
      @Sam-isnt-dumb 5 месяцев назад +2

      "What's the problem, big Kim can't get it up?"

  • @xeroenna04
    @xeroenna04 5 месяцев назад +710

    As a former ICBM maintainer, I appreciate the nod. And the fallout song choice was perfect.

    • @stephenreese3621
      @stephenreese3621 5 месяцев назад +36

      Thank you for EVERYTHING you did, bro.

    • @GrgLuz
      @GrgLuz 5 месяцев назад +16

      I thought it was Dr Strangelove finale- but both songs were from the Ink Spots

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@GrgLuz
      That's "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn. Still one of my go-to songs to whistle when stuff is going sideways.

    • @GrgLuz
      @GrgLuz 5 месяцев назад

      @@eldorados_lost_searcher yeah I had to do a Google search to be sure. Great song and movie.

    • @tenchraven
      @tenchraven 5 месяцев назад +10

      Released by the Ink Spots in 1941. Would have been wonderful to play on the Enola Gay. Predates the silly video game by just a little bit.

  • @mtmadigan82
    @mtmadigan82 5 месяцев назад +57

    The f-22 being a complete maniac always makes me smile. It fits. He'll be eating lead paint or fighting raccoons, but in an instant he'll demand the hanger doors open so he can go deliver some vengeance 😂

    • @VeryBeowulf
      @VeryBeowulf 5 месяцев назад

      Or doing some sort of weird kinkster sh!t with a car battery.

  • @montecorbit8280
    @montecorbit8280 5 месяцев назад +49

    At 3:32
    "....went down outside of Albuquerque...."
    *Affecting a Bugs Bunny voice*:
    "I knew I should have took a left turn at Albuquerque!!...."

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru
    @MurasakiTsukimaru 5 месяцев назад +3034

    "You lost an F35?"
    "I lost an F35."
    "Where?"
    "What do you mean where? I just told you I lost it."
    "You can't be any more specific?"
    "The ground. It's on the ground."
    "You want me... to tell my squad.. to look on... 'the ground.'"
    "Possibly in the air."

    • @shadowonyx0130
      @shadowonyx0130 5 месяцев назад +314

      I know where is it from, was he also eating a double cheese Goliath with gamersupps?

    • @Gamerguy826
      @Gamerguy826 5 месяцев назад +254

      Ah, TheRussianBadger. I see you're a man of culture as well. 😃

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 5 месяцев назад +155

      @@shadowonyx0130 No, it was a double cheese Goliath with extra cheese.

    • @Jie_Hua
      @Jie_Hua 5 месяцев назад +118

      “Possibly in the air… *HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?”*

    • @theawesomeperson2579
      @theawesomeperson2579 5 месяцев назад +34

      @@jasonbernal9348 it was heading to disney land if i remeber correctly

  • @DemitriVladMaximov
    @DemitriVladMaximov 5 месяцев назад +647

    So the F-35 made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and crashed into the ground...I am happy the pilot survived. However I feel that somehow after he has recovered, said pilot is going to have his call-sign changed to Buggs; not because I want to make a bad joke, but that's just how the Air Force is. Also if the F-35 doesn't have a comment about his first words upon waking up being "What's up Doc?", it would be a missed opportunity.

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 5 месяцев назад +47

      gotta end the segment with the merry melodies tune as well

    • @BlastGT1
      @BlastGT1 5 месяцев назад +33

      The F-35 should have learned from NASCAR and made that left turn.

    • @stevemansfield3449
      @stevemansfield3449 5 месяцев назад +26

      ^^ He is not wrong.... That's all folks!

    • @TheMrMused
      @TheMrMused 5 месяцев назад +24

      Eh .. AF test pilot transferring that USMC 35B to Edwards for more upgrades after having some mods done in Fort Worth. Probably not gonna change his callsign, but I agree "What's up, Doc" would be priceless and a tragic miss if it weren't the first thing out! If he weren't a test pilot, ohhhhh yeah, I think they'd strongly consider a rename to Buggs. :D

    • @jarrenrochester1879
      @jarrenrochester1879 5 месяцев назад +16

      Shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.

  • @NovexusNui777
    @NovexusNui777 5 месяцев назад +1522

    The Raptor wanting to avenge his fellow 5th Gen, that's so wholesome.

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 5 месяцев назад +60

      Big brother doesnt like it when you pick on their little brother

    • @NovexusNui777
      @NovexusNui777 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@NeSeeger indeed

    • @jdluntjr76226
      @jdluntjr76226 5 месяцев назад +24

      And grandpa Buff - he loves grandpa Buff so much😊

    • @onebigd313
      @onebigd313 5 месяцев назад +7

      As menacing as wholesome can be

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 5 месяцев назад +20

      Still waiting for his fight with physics. Money’s still on the kid.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 месяцев назад +103

    "For me to take offense to your opinion I must first respect it."
    Okay England decided to emulate Daemon Targaryen today and I kinda love that.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 месяцев назад +11

      It’s only fair.
      I mean, last time we respected his opinion was just before we kicked him off our continent…

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@markfergerson2145 lol yeah can't blame em lol

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@markfergerson2145 And funnily enough, that time was because he wouldnt respect our opinion too...

  • @truffliegg6662
    @truffliegg6662 5 месяцев назад +6

    Bro the iron man reference was spot on. Thats always been one of my favorite quotes of his.

  • @drew506
    @drew506 5 месяцев назад +926

    That whole segment with the North Koreans thinking they’re the first one in space should’ve had ol’ Rusky butting in about how HE was the first in space.

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 5 месяцев назад +170

      And then Germany busting saying “No, it was me. A V-2 did it. Oh and your welcome for the extra help on the homework”

    • @jaceh5109
      @jaceh5109 5 месяцев назад +45

      ​@KRDecade2009 I read this with a German accent and it's hilarious 😂

    • @LRK-GT
      @LRK-GT 5 месяцев назад

      Maybe didn't want to 'wrestle with' the (modern) animal rights violations.
      Kinda bad PR these days to admit you sent pupper(s) into orbit, to perish.

    • @0giwan
      @0giwan 5 месяцев назад +4

      Same.

    • @potatorat2508
      @potatorat2508 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@KRDecade2009ultrakill reference?

  • @ChrisLant13
    @ChrisLant13 5 месяцев назад +392

    As a missileer, where most of us love Fallout, the singing Minuteman tickles me.

    • @AmericPet
      @AmericPet 5 месяцев назад +12

      My God that TV show was awesome! It was so relevant to the games and just badass!

    • @RaydivatheWriter
      @RaydivatheWriter 5 месяцев назад +19

      So long as he doesn't mention a need to help out another settlement, it's all good.

    • @nattypezman4894
      @nattypezman4894 5 месяцев назад +4

      I used to take care of the off site water treatment for Titan 2 silo's 😆😆😆

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 5 месяцев назад +9

      The song became famous courtesy of Harlan Leonard and his Rockets, but the Ink Spots' version is the best one.

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 месяца назад

      Cuz I'm the wanderer, I'm the wanderer...🎵🎶🎵

  • @kitsunescharnhorst9712
    @kitsunescharnhorst9712 5 месяцев назад +1012

    "I don't want to set the world on fire" hit hard 😂😂😂

    • @Davidsladky135
      @Davidsladky135 5 месяцев назад +36

      The Brotherhood of Steel has entered the chat 😂

    • @benn454
      @benn454 5 месяцев назад +31

      ​@majorjared21I mean it's not like it was a famous popular song for 50 years before Fallout was ever thought of, or anything... 🙄

    • @BackyardDogPark9862
      @BackyardDogPark9862 5 месяцев назад +19

      I don't believe that ICBM for a moment. It absolutely wants to do its job and fulfill its primary purpose! Just make sure you aim it at the legion instead of NCR...

    • @kassandraofodyssey6475
      @kassandraofodyssey6475 5 месяцев назад +12

      @@benn454 Yeah even as a Fallout fan, “Fallout music” is just stupid.

    • @Myomer104
      @Myomer104 5 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@BackyardDogPark9862"Why not both?" - Independent Courier

  • @julietlima5564
    @julietlima5564 5 месяцев назад +18

    The ICBM singing the "Fallout" song by The Ink Spots was brilliant and priceless!

  • @mikehughes4969
    @mikehughes4969 5 месяцев назад +48

    The nuclear missile singing I don't want to set the world on fire was nothing short of a absolute fuck ton of Pure Fucking Awesome.😂😂😂

  • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
    @ZeFroz3n0ne907 5 месяцев назад +380

    Whats wrong? Big Kim can't get it up? 😆

    • @AmericPet
      @AmericPet 5 месяцев назад +24

      ". . . Performance issues.
      1 in 5 . . ." Tony Stark reference.

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 5 месяцев назад +1

      cant get up*

    • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
      @ZeFroz3n0ne907 5 месяцев назад

      @@foxicecube You guys have way too much time on your hands.

    • @williamsekely1476
      @williamsekely1476 5 месяцев назад +3

      You have me rolling!

    • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
      @ZeFroz3n0ne907 5 месяцев назад

      @@williamsekely1476 😆

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 5 месяцев назад +913

    "The first country to put something into space" WOW, delusion and denial are priceless 😅.

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 5 месяцев назад +18

      The US put a train in space in 1944.

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 5 месяцев назад +58

      @HarleyBradford2003 Well, the crew of the USS Barb did anyway. A 55 pound scuttling charge will turn just about anything into an improvised spacecraft.

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 5 месяцев назад +31

      Delusion and denial go hand in hand for the DoRKs and West Taiwan.

    • @hollunk6969
      @hollunk6969 5 месяцев назад +28

      @@jonnycarcano and Russian tanks are helping their tankers become astronauts

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 5 месяцев назад +26

      I was stationed in South Korea, 1976.
      We got to see some of the weird propaganda the North was producing.
      Did you know that Dear Leader invented Kodachrome film and three-phase power?
      Not only that, he perfected jet engines, electric lights and paved roads.
      It was sad seeing people 'overcome with emotion' throwing themselves at his feet.

  • @sparc77
    @sparc77 5 месяцев назад +118

    Cute Minuteman cameo. I'd like to see grandpa buff talking to a Titan II about the old days and power. ;)

    • @stephenreese3621
      @stephenreese3621 5 месяцев назад +5

      Or Uncle atlas...... lol

    • @kannarzoltan7006
      @kannarzoltan7006 5 месяцев назад +4

      Peacekeeper cameo when

    • @sparc77
      @sparc77 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@kannarzoltan7006 oops...on second glance, you're right.

  • @darkkrenify
    @darkkrenify 5 месяцев назад +4

    "for me to take offence to your opinion i must first respect it" has got to be the best back hander you have done yet it just put a grin on my face because it reminded me of an argument i had with an american mate of mine last week

  • @Hellspartan
    @Hellspartan 5 месяцев назад +12

    That was one of the most fire ways for the that song to be singed by 2:13, also we appreciate the fact that the F22 literally cares about everyone but is seen as the weird one

  • @RockThekami
    @RockThekami 5 месяцев назад +383

    "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid." Good God

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 5 месяцев назад +19

      I mean, he technically is correct which is the best kind of correct.

    • @monsterhunterrivi6303
      @monsterhunterrivi6303 5 месяцев назад +12

      The kid id all about geneva suggestions and warcrimes 😂❤

    • @tehpw7574
      @tehpw7574 5 месяцев назад +8

      (since it was a Marine F-35...) "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid pumped from an HSU-1".... FTR, I THINK the marines use something other than HSU's... but it would be funnier if they used an HSU or a PMU-55/E.... I'm old.

    • @evananderson1455
      @evananderson1455 5 месяцев назад +3

      Don't tell Canada

    • @CoffeeQuilava
      @CoffeeQuilava 5 месяцев назад

      @@monsterhunterrivi6303 f22 ruclips.net/user/shorts4Le8LZ0sEOM?app=desktop

  • @Kepora1
    @Kepora1 5 месяцев назад +153

    I need a quartet of HLC Minutemen singing "I don't want to set the world on fire" *RIGHT NOW.*

  • @FirstDragon777
    @FirstDragon777 5 месяцев назад +492

    Damn, Britain coming in with the burns! Who pissed in his tea?

    • @sanguinemde5031
      @sanguinemde5031 5 месяцев назад +101

      Everyone.....everyone is pissing in our tea right now and we are getting a little bit annoyed.

    • @generalnawaki
      @generalnawaki 5 месяцев назад +40

      Canada took his tea away until he can figure himself out.

    • @Spekor
      @Spekor 5 месяцев назад

      @@sanguinemde5031 i'd say get your political shit show under control. but.. i live in the usa.. so... glass houses... >.> you'd think with how absolutely dismal things have been since brexit everyone would have gotten a clue about the conservatives in the UK. but.... NOPE!!! but again.. glass houses :glares at cheetoh-hitler: i hope that man goes to pound you in the ass prison... and soon...

    • @CryoJnik
      @CryoJnik 5 месяцев назад +6

      Chris Jericho

    • @murlock666
      @murlock666 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@sanguinemde5031 That made me chuckle, thank you for brightening my day :)

  • @hefty123
    @hefty123 5 месяцев назад +8

    Your channel and the fat electrician are literally my favorite on RUclips. Keep up the great work.

  • @HFoosey
    @HFoosey 5 месяцев назад +8

    “Hate to break up the bromance over here” lmaoo 😭😭

  • @Cedar_Wolf
    @Cedar_Wolf 5 месяцев назад +369

    Can Great Britain ground an entire nation? Well, he *is* father to 62 other countries, so...

    • @user-bg7ol6kz1y
      @user-bg7ol6kz1y 5 месяцев назад +30

      You mean abusive step father-

    • @arisendevil
      @arisendevil 5 месяцев назад +2

      Of course we can ....smh 😂

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 5 месяцев назад +27

      @@user-bg7ol6kz1y hey, we adopted you and taught you to speak the language of the rest of the world, the bruises and the missing kidney are fair trade.
      (I am really joking before anyone takes offense)

    • @josephcrippen1222
      @josephcrippen1222 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah then we kicked our dad's butt

    • @BlackAirforcesgaming
      @BlackAirforcesgaming 5 месяцев назад +4

      Ohh you about to light a fuse. Do I hear “fortunate son”?

  • @orionwright7790
    @orionwright7790 5 месяцев назад +44

    Can we all agree that the kid having a rally call of “For grandpa buff and the 35” sounds dope as hell

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 5 месяцев назад +88

    “Big Kim can’t get it up”. Most. Savage. Burn. Ever.

    • @MultiSteveB
      @MultiSteveB 5 месяцев назад +1

      That burn was big enough to deorbit the Moon.

    • @jacobgomos2418
      @jacobgomos2418 5 месяцев назад

      Can’t argue with that. Speaking of which. Who else saw the title before watching the video and thought that it had something to do with Elton John?

  • @kamakazboom6127
    @kamakazboom6127 5 месяцев назад +13

    2:05
    What 'chu mean "not a great singer"? That was damn good.

  • @greg8106
    @greg8106 5 месяцев назад +3

    I don't know whether it's impressive or scary that you keep all these characters straight in your head and are able to have a full blown conversation with yourself that we all follow 😅

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 5 месяцев назад +84

    “I don’t want to set the world on fire” 😂 my inner fallout giggle for a sec

  • @bluephoenix9293
    @bluephoenix9293 5 месяцев назад +104

    The F22 is about to throw hands for his family. I respect it 💪

    • @kanehodder3459
      @kanehodder3459 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mean he can't fight gravity..... right?

    • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
      @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@kanehodder3459
      Doesn't stop him from trying.

  • @Xenodragon
    @Xenodragon 5 месяцев назад +20

    Checking in on the Minuteman was glorious. Getting a peak at what the WMDs are up to just makes me think they are supremely casual.

  • @kireduhai9428
    @kireduhai9428 5 месяцев назад +30

    "I think that's called Martial Law."
    "Yeah that's about what we need every time we try and make any new rules, it was hard enough getting everybody to wear masks a couple years ago."
    ...words cannot encapsulate exactly how cringeworthy that exchange was, especially in light of the hindsight we have now.

    • @builtbroken3558
      @builtbroken3558 5 месяцев назад

      If the mortality rate isn't indicating an extinction event, why would we forcefully inject the entire human population with an "experimental vaccine"? Go anti-vaxx yourself.

    • @Bobby-mg1uj
      @Bobby-mg1uj 4 месяца назад +2

      Aye, with the admission c-mask rules were just a massive troll, with no science base.

  • @allxredstar2249
    @allxredstar2249 5 месяцев назад +40

    "Performance Issues, One out of five actually.."
    HELL YEAH, Avengers 2012 reference!
    (Tony Vs. Loki Scene on the Battle of New York).

  • @theforkedman3030
    @theforkedman3030 5 месяцев назад +43

    Lol the kid pulling the "it's not a war crime the first time" rule out.

    • @stephenreese3621
      @stephenreese3621 5 месяцев назад +4

      Shout out to the fat electrician!!!!!! My other favorite channel!

  • @TheRabbitWizard
    @TheRabbitWizard 5 месяцев назад +62

    I love how the F22 is this weird family man. He is allowed to talk badly about America aircraft, but no one else is.

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 5 месяцев назад +11

      A proud "Only I can bully my siblings" family tradition

    • @tamrabrawley4573
      @tamrabrawley4573 4 месяца назад +1

      As someone with siblings you’re completely right

  • @shaneyarborough5299
    @shaneyarborough5299 5 месяцев назад +64

    "Fluid-boarding" would be a horrible way to be tortured lol

    • @cybercifrado
      @cybercifrado 5 месяцев назад +8

      Let's up the ante some. Use ferrofluids and a high-powered oscillating electromagnet. >:)

    • @TartarusHunter
      @TartarusHunter 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@cybercifrado Jesus Christ. Interrogation doesn't really work when you pull an X-men 2 on the poor bastard.

    • @lonnyyoung4285
      @lonnyyoung4285 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@cybercifradoPull a bit of a Magneto?

    • @AFE-VoidSmasher
      @AFE-VoidSmasher 5 месяцев назад +7

      still though, It's not a war crime the first time, Prove the F22 was the culprit

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 5 месяцев назад +4

      At least he's not fluid-boarding with gasoline or JP-6...

  • @redking4260
    @redking4260 5 месяцев назад +3

    The world on fire scene was funny been listening to that somg for a couple weeks beforhand and the double pun with the fallout games chefs kiss

  • @BboyCorrosive
    @BboyCorrosive 5 месяцев назад +13

    Great... and now I've started saying "tha great Chynah" at work, outloud, to myself 😌

    • @ladyfreedomrocks
      @ladyfreedomrocks 5 месяцев назад +2

      Great Chynah??? Oh! You're talking about West Taiwan.

    • @pmc2999
      @pmc2999 Месяц назад

      ​@@ladyfreedomrocks🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRussianFloofCat
    @TheRussianFloofCat 5 месяцев назад +67

    Just between you and me, I caught that Avenger's reference

    • @therealbahamut
      @therealbahamut 5 месяцев назад +15

      1 out of 5 of us probably did.

    • @colewest7096
      @colewest7096 5 месяцев назад

      What did I miss?

    • @willsteffel3102
      @willsteffel3102 5 месяцев назад +8

      He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did!

    • @tesseracttitan6445
      @tesseracttitan6445 5 месяцев назад +3

      I got that reference

    • @Crttyt67
      @Crttyt67 5 месяцев назад +5

      I understood that reference

  • @TheEDFLegacy
    @TheEDFLegacy 5 месяцев назад +57

    🎵🎶 _"I don't want to set the wooooorld on fiiiiireeeee"_ 🎶🎵

    • @Eeve3_Lord
      @Eeve3_Lord 5 месяцев назад +8

      I just want to start... A flame in your heart....

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 5 месяцев назад

      @@Eeve3_Lordin my heart i have one...deeeesirree

    • @Parker-pc3te
      @Parker-pc3te 5 месяцев назад

      @@Eeve3_LordAnd……that one is youuu….no other will dooooo

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 5 месяцев назад

      Maaaayyyybe you will think of me. When you’re alllllll alone.
      Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe……..

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 5 месяцев назад

      @@Parker-pc3te Ive lost all Ambition,A world Reaclaimed

  • @Manlikegibbon
    @Manlikegibbon 5 месяцев назад +13

    Now that wasn't a bad rendition of I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire.

  • @minemaster2392
    @minemaster2392 5 месяцев назад +2

    Gotta admit, raptor is the one guy in any friend group where if any one of them asks to get people at his side, Raptor will be the first one to show up.

  • @MFCSteele
    @MFCSteele 5 месяцев назад +7

    "Pilot error and...gravity."
    Goddamn it, gravity, you always win!

    • @KiithnarasAshaa
      @KiithnarasAshaa 5 месяцев назад +1

      Gravity really does _always_ win.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 5 месяцев назад +17

    Love how the entire air force group is willing to do everything for eachother!
    Who threw United Kingdom's tea into the harbor though!

    • @creanero
      @creanero 5 месяцев назад +3

      I think "their own prime minister" is the answer to your second comment. Announcing "we're bringing back conscription" may not be the election-winning strategy he thought it would be.

    • @kennethramirez6546
      @kennethramirez6546 5 месяцев назад +2

      First time?

    • @sleepyancient6655
      @sleepyancient6655 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@creanero Not just that. The British "Conservative" party have been implementing socialist reforms for decades and the people are tired of it.
      They took Brexit and used it to become more socialist, which is the opposite of what the population expected when they voted to separate from the EU.
      They've introduced so many immigrants (fighting age men who claim to be refugees while their wives and kids are in the supposed danger zone) that the locals are finding themselves increasingly displaced.
      Last year Russia arrested over 800 people for posting something unpopular on social(ist) media. Britain arrested 3300.
      Generally, "conservatives" in Europe are very different from "conservatives" in North America. So some of this leftist behavior being baked into the party isn't uncommon nor unexpected. But they're off their rockers entirely.
      Unfortunately the people who are like North American conservatives over there have no real party to vote for. Some of them will vote Labour party in order to punish the current socialist conservatives in power.
      Conscription is literally only the icing on the expired cake.

    • @creanero
      @creanero 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@sleepyancient6655 I'm... baffled by this comment. I've heard plenty of criticism of the Tories before, but "Socialist" has very rarely been among them. Indeed, much of the criticism I've ever heard about them from my British friends is very much the opposite. Certainly, it seems that the bulk of the electorate are leaning to the left of them, especially as Labour under Keir Starmer have put a lot of effort into claiming the centre-ground of British politics.
      Very little of the Conservatives' recent policies have been towards redistribution of wealth. I can't see any characteristics of Brexit or the related agreements that would make it socialist.
      I'm curious, are you British yourself? I'm Irish, so we see a lot of their politics, but at something of a remove.

    • @alexdawson5293
      @alexdawson5293 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@creaneroBrit here. I have no idea what that previous person is on about. The Tories have systematically gutted everything that might remotely be considered socialist. Hell, if you want to see what a defund the police looks like, look at Britain. So defunded that there are reports of police having to share trousers

  • @troublesome3546
    @troublesome3546 5 месяцев назад +32

    Unlike most people, I get my news from a reliable source.
    Keep up the great work HLC! I’m planning on going in to the Marines soon, wish me luck!

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 5 месяцев назад +9

      Best of luck to you youngster! What flavor crayon do you prefer?
      Just kidding. I worked with a lot of Marines during my Navy career, both ashore and afloat. Other than my old shipmates there is no one I would rather have at my side or back when it all gets too real.
      Semper Fi from an old 'Gator Sailor.

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  5 месяцев назад +19

      Good luck don't quit. The military is easy if you don't quit

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 месяцев назад +3

      From the jarheads I know, once you graduate Boot you won’t need luck.

  • @avalsnep9910
    @avalsnep9910 5 месяцев назад +3

    Your singing was fine! In tune and the perfect vibrato don’t sell yourself short

  • @Pikachugamer-2007
    @Pikachugamer-2007 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Age, Performance Issue, one in five actually" FUCKING TONY STARK REFERENCE YES!

  • @craigquann
    @craigquann 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lol. At first I thought all us "colonists" were about to get scolded by pops....

  • @blakestewart7533
    @blakestewart7533 5 месяцев назад +25

    "The difference is... you're fucking trying" is terrifying. U.S. out hear with one state making a little more ammo, imagine what all 50 could do.

    • @RichelieuUnlimited
      @RichelieuUnlimited 5 месяцев назад

      Well European production capacity is set to reach 1.7 million shells this year and the US isn’t making L/52 barrels, maybe expand HIMARS, ATACMS and Patriot instead.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 5 месяцев назад +4

      Rumor has it that the US could ramp to 50k rounds _per day_ of total ammo production _within 72 hours_ if there was a need. And that's probably outdated info at this point.

    • @crem9607
      @crem9607 5 месяцев назад +3

      Technically it's just 1 factory in 1 state in 1 city (Mesquite, Texas) also. Just imagine if the Pentagon opened a 2nd.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 5 месяцев назад

      @@crem9607 And that's the factory that's active. Plenty of others are capable of ammo production at scale but just aren't doing it.

    • @Spinikar
      @Spinikar 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's why the US is and will continue to be the world's super power. The joke about "the difference is your trying" really hits the nail on the head. The US is dedicating such a tiny amount of thier full military capability to Ukraine, and are dedicating a fraction of thier industrial capability to making military hardware to either restock or send to Ukraine.
      Logistics wins wars. I know there's going to be a lot of fan boys trying to argue the point that Russia isnt fully on a war economy either, which has some truth, but the fact is, right now they are pouring tons of manpower, military weapons and material into Ukraine. If they could spin up and march to Kiev, then that's what they would do. It's clear to see the world over, that Russia while still able to make a lot of weapons, doesn't have the capability to match the West. What logical reason would a nation have to bog down and bleed out in Ukraine? If Russia had the capability to end the war right now, why wait? It's a simple truth, Russia simply does not have the capacity to match the West, and would ultimately be bleed dry in a full confrontation.

  • @swansinatorjr3453
    @swansinatorjr3453 5 месяцев назад +25

    The UK being on demon time has been an unexpected yet welcome development

  • @christopherfaulkenberry
    @christopherfaulkenberry 5 месяцев назад +3

    Hats off to Scotland for not giving a 💩
    Oh, and best quote of the video "I'll get the truth out of you, it's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid". That line deserves an Italian 'Kiss of Perfection'. (NOTE: I'm not Italian, but I do love quality pasta and homemade sauce.)

  • @thedeckerdude5871
    @thedeckerdude5871 5 месяцев назад +4

    "Its not waterboarding if its hydraulic fluid" is the greatest line to have ever been spoken 🤣

  • @Shawn_the_Protogen
    @Shawn_the_Protogen 5 месяцев назад +1

    Between me watching Fallout tv show and playing a lot of Fallout 4 and NV, when that Minuteman started singing, I immediatly started singing out of reflex 😂

  • @spooge1oh1
    @spooge1oh1 5 месяцев назад +15

    "It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid" needs to be on a shirt!

    • @OutlandStation
      @OutlandStation 5 месяцев назад +1

      Pairs well with The Fat Electrician's "Is not a war crime the first time" shirt!

  • @dylanmarsh2773
    @dylanmarsh2773 5 месяцев назад +48

    Scotland had me in tears within the first 70 seconds 😭

  • @327efrain
    @327efrain 5 месяцев назад +18

    “Kid that was a mirror” really got me haha

  • @gufo_tave
    @gufo_tave 5 месяцев назад +3

    OK, I would never though I would ever see grandpa BUFF do a "Temper, Temper" move on the Kid 🤣🤣

  • @foracal5608
    @foracal5608 5 месяцев назад +4

    As much as 22 and 35 argue... 22 really does love his little brother 35

  • @trailblazer632
    @trailblazer632 5 месяцев назад +54

    If its not beer battered and fried i dont want it😂

    • @Juxtaposedjoker
      @Juxtaposedjoker 5 месяцев назад +2

      The American way!

    • @thundabolt7867
      @thundabolt7867 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Juxtaposedjoker Seems you lot atleast took one other thing from us Brits, if we have one thing in common its using that combo on anything edible

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 5 месяцев назад +1

      That is literally Fish and Chips.

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 5 месяцев назад +3

      @thundabolt7867 thats because its the only food you have that has seasonings lol yall took over the world for spices and then didnt use them in your food....

    • @thundabolt7867
      @thundabolt7867 5 месяцев назад

      @@trailblazer632 I mean you have a fair point. But why make food with spices when you can just steal the recipes.

  • @Belligerent_Herald
    @Belligerent_Herald 5 месяцев назад +11

    Having spent near on a decade more or less covered in mil-prf-83282, that is a threat that must be taken seriously.

  • @skrimshaw72
    @skrimshaw72 5 месяцев назад +5

    I love it when Scotland makes an appearance. 🤣

  • @MajesticDemonLord
    @MajesticDemonLord 5 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly - this is the most love I've seen from an American to Britain.

  • @flyingturret208thecannon5
    @flyingturret208thecannon5 5 месяцев назад +3

    I just want to start a flame in your heart
    The Ink Spots did a pretty good job dropping that banger though.

  • @Significantpower
    @Significantpower 5 месяцев назад +11

    Someone stop the Raptor before he tries to turn the Three Gorges Dam into an Ace Combat mission.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 5 месяцев назад +4

      New idea: make that a custom map in Ace Combat.

    • @Significantpower
      @Significantpower 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@KayPrescesky If the Raptor starts quoting Torres I am DONE.

    • @marialourainebanosia26
      @marialourainebanosia26 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@KayPresceskycan you do that in ace combat?

    • @joeblow5214
      @joeblow5214 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Significantpower

  • @jimkeats891
    @jimkeats891 5 месяцев назад +3

    F-22 "where's the other F-22? He creeped me out!"
    BUFF - "Kid, that was a mirror"
    I spit beer all over my computer laughing at that!!!

  • @iamza.
    @iamza. 5 месяцев назад +7

    Avengers Iron Man and Fallout references. Nice.

  • @frijoles_man1215
    @frijoles_man1215 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love the Avengers reference, and the singing.

  • @albertjoseph754
    @albertjoseph754 5 месяцев назад +1

    'It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid.' Just awesome.

  • @billyccall5774
    @billyccall5774 5 месяцев назад +13

    "I don't want to set the world on fire" has become the official anthem of nuclear holocaust 💀

  • @mrgoober6320
    @mrgoober6320 5 месяцев назад +3

    I know the F-22 is air force only, but he's really displaying marine-like tendencies...

  • @Hibonbon
    @Hibonbon 5 месяцев назад +7

    “The other F22, the real creepy one”
    “Kid that was a mirror” 😂 trying so hard not to laugh while I’m at work but that got me

  • @ImmanuelWoodworking
    @ImmanuelWoodworking 5 месяцев назад +1

    "the difference is.... you're fucking trying"
    Daaaauuuummm 👌🏼😂

  • @yvonnemuller9204
    @yvonnemuller9204 5 месяцев назад +2

    "The real creepy one."
    "Kid, that was a mirror."
    🤣

  • @benhawkinson5308
    @benhawkinson5308 5 месяцев назад +4

    HLC being in a whole family that can sing that's not bad. Keep up the good work.

  • @ProfPyro
    @ProfPyro 5 месяцев назад +6

    Thank you HLC for being hilarious and informative. The aid bills going to American manufacturing jobs is something I didn't realize until you pointed it out in a previous video.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 5 месяцев назад

      Crony capitalism via Gov subsidies !
      War is a racket indeed !

  • @underinet
    @underinet 5 месяцев назад +4

    0:55 the best answer to anybody 😂😂😂

  • @sonar357
    @sonar357 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just realized 'Scotland' sounds like Soap from Modern Warfare! Fuckin' love it!

  • @Ravespillo
    @Ravespillo 5 месяцев назад +1

    I never thought I'd actually experience such a strong desire rooting for the kid to get his intercept. Thank you Internet, thank you HLC...

  • @riktor3005
    @riktor3005 5 месяцев назад +7

    Someone needs to tell the UK they're invited to the Boston harbor for a tea party 2.0

    • @arisendevil
      @arisendevil 5 месяцев назад

      Sure....you bring the tango jizzweasle, we'll bring our free health care

    • @riverraven7359
      @riverraven7359 5 месяцев назад +1

      LEAVE THE TEA ALONE

  • @themanundead
    @themanundead 5 месяцев назад +3

    1:05 😂😂😂😂"second file from the back"

  • @Duncan_Burtt
    @Duncan_Burtt 5 месяцев назад +5

    "For grandpa Buff and the 35!!!"
    - The Kid, 2024

  • @imawake9369
    @imawake9369 5 месяцев назад +1

    All of your videos make my day instantly better

  • @tabletopgamingwithwolfphototec
    @tabletopgamingwithwolfphototec 5 месяцев назад +2

    The fact the F-22 thinks gravity is a conspiracy theory, cracked me up. 😂

  • @laudsrealm188
    @laudsrealm188 5 месяцев назад +4

    I almost lost my shit when the ICBM started singing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JoseAlba87
    @JoseAlba87 5 месяцев назад +5

    The Kid Should have another Dream 😂.
    How about acting like Batman signals, the only time we will see him is when crossing the moon 🌙 as the shadow of night

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 5 месяцев назад +6

    If you, or someone you know who has drank heavy water, are suffering from prolonged Rocket Dysfunction, which includes failure to get verticle lift, you may be eligible for compensation. Don't hesitate to contact the firm of HA-HA-Droopy-Nation and join the dozens of others involved in this class action. We won't care.

  • @JimBurly
    @JimBurly 5 месяцев назад +2

    Can we get an episode of ground vehicles? Just like humvees, LMTVs, MRAPs. I imagine them to be like king of the hill characters just looking at the aircraft and wondering why they all sound the way they do.😂

  • @shadeofsound23
    @shadeofsound23 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Not a great singer, but a ballistic missile referencing the Fallout songtrack makes the asshole pucker factor jump to 110%. We're going to leave you where you are, thanks."

  • @stephenreese3621
    @stephenreese3621 5 месяцев назад +6

    Fuck yes!!!!!! Minuteman III came out to play!!!!!! I think his name should be MIRV......

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 5 месяцев назад +1

      Merv the Minuteman - global delivery of portable sunshine within 30 minutes or your next mushroom patch is free!

    • @stephenreese3621
      @stephenreese3621 5 месяцев назад

      @@OddlyIncredible I fucking love it!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KiraSilversoul
    @KiraSilversoul 5 месяцев назад +4

    Though I appreciate the hell out of the well-deserved shot at 0:22 , I would like to point out that everybody except antivaxxers thinks antivaxxers are stupid. It always makes me think of that webcomic with Captain America going OFF on some reporter about the whole antivax thing, which is so fitting since he came of age during the polio nightmare.

  • @thestew57
    @thestew57 5 месяцев назад +7

    French fried beer battered problem... classic

  • @grooverchan1600
    @grooverchan1600 5 месяцев назад +2

    The political party that shall not
    Be named aren’t proposing national military service, it’s more kinda like a DofE style volunteer once a month at a workplace of your choosing, and if you want to, you can go to the military. Love your vids btw! I showed them to my friends and we all watch now, truly hilarious.

  • @AndyViant
    @AndyViant 5 месяцев назад +2

    "It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid."
    That's some Canadian sounding loophole logic right there.

    • @ladyfreedomrocks
      @ladyfreedomrocks 5 месяцев назад

      The Kid's been hanging around with Canada to much. Hopefully he won't be talking about the Geneva Checklist. Then everyone's in trouble.

  • @krissycats1
    @krissycats1 5 месяцев назад +5

    1:55 was that... was that a Tony Stark reference?

  • @jamiejones7730
    @jamiejones7730 5 месяцев назад +6

    America- I don't want to set the world on fire 🎵
    Everyone else- your military budget says otherwise.....and Texas

    • @HammerOn-bu7gx
      @HammerOn-bu7gx 5 месяцев назад +2

      The world need not worry if Texas is in play.
      The world needs to worry if FLORIDA MAN is in play!

    • @ladyfreedomrocks
      @ladyfreedomrocks 5 месяцев назад

      We don't want to set the world on fire. But If the world pushes us, we will happily turn it black and blue.

  • @KnightShadowsong
    @KnightShadowsong 5 месяцев назад +4

    Love the inkspots joke there.

  • @John-qv7sy
    @John-qv7sy 5 месяцев назад +2

    America's comeback should have been
    " Except clearly you do respect my opinion or you wouldn't have validated it by responding to it in a manner that suggests the opinion itself was valid".
    Or "if you don't respect my opinion why respond to it in a way that validates it, getting stronger, proving me right that you were weak?"
    America's opinion was that the UK is weak, so the UK responded by getting stronger, which validates America's opinion that they were weak, meaning they respect America's opinion.
    Remember-Technically correct is the best type of correct.

  • @WonderboyWDE
    @WonderboyWDE 3 месяца назад

    This series absolutely kills me! If I’m having a bad day, all i have to do is pull up one of these videos and get instant happiness!