What the hell is going on in these comments? Edit: for anyone curious, there were a few other really weird random comments in here when I posted this. They appear to have all been deleted except for E.
While I know job offers don't usually come out of YT comment threads, if you're interested and have some Unreal Engine expertise, is there a way to contact you?
@@CigaretteCrayon yea dude I need update lol first time I’ve seen a job offer in yt comments and I’m wildly interested….I don’t got a lot going on in my life
I personally feel like when EAgames made the stylistic choice to make CallofDuty WarWar pixelated, it saved the franchise. I know it was controversial with the fans but looking back it was one of the best CallofDuty War games
Interviewer: So spiff why did you go in a bold new direction and choose pixel art for your call of duty warwar? Spiff: well I accidentally sent out an order to make it in pixel art and couldn't really be arsed to fix it so I just left it like that. Interviewer: brilliant
"People don't care about how good the product is, they only care about the brand, and because they've already spent so much, they're not just going to stop, they're addicted and they think they must have them all" - A ton of Brands
"Every successful economy is built around a hopeless cycle of repetition where we sell you the empty promise of happiness, and fulfilment. And unfulfilled as ever. You still come back for more." Stellaris advisor. I find funny because is pretty much how capitalism rolls.
Stuff like this makes me wish that when companies got rich enough they would suffer an integer overflow. I have no idea if this crash is due to an integer overflow (though it does seem pretty convenient that it crashes at about 21 billion when the integer limit in 32 bit is about 2.1 billion) it just makes me think.
for those wondering about the game he advertised, the only way to get into it is if you absolutely love extremely intricate, time consuming, and hard to learn MMORPGs
Not paying game developers (properly), putting everything into advertising, just a realistic simulation of real live. There is a reason why many aspiring game developers go on to become advertisers.
I would argue that EAGames should have the highest level of marketing team to imitate real life because there is no other way people would buy their garbage every year without a monster marketing
this "trick" helped me get so filthy stinking rich, the cheapest I can create a new game is -2bn. Yes, I GET PAID 2bn dollars for starting to produce a game xD
Until it went into the territory of the game being the game, it just goes to show that marketing is more important than actual game dev and why EA continues to sell half baked games and dissolves studios. This is why I don’t buy games until I see some gameplay by actual people and not a marketing department.
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. War…has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War…has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
To be fair the line is still true, war never fully changes. The weapons it is fought with, the reasons it is fought over, they change. But the very core of war: destroying the enemy so utterly that it dehumanizes large numbers of people, so your own will have a better future, or at the very least have a future at all, that never changes
Brought one for PS3 One plus all Dlcs for PC Got SE for free (which isn't just a fancy name but has legit work behind it to make the game compatible (64bit architecture instead of 32)) Brought one for VR Mfw when I got it for free in the game pass
So it's an abandoned piece of vaporware where you can make money making abandoned pieces of vaporware? Even the likes of EA and Activision cannot comprehend these devs levels of metaphysical irony.
I have 2 copies because I first owned the "Special Edition", but the Enderal mod expansion wasn't supported. So I ended up having to buy the plain version of Skyrim just to play the mod, but it's fine because Enderal is basically a separate AAA game on its own...
Fun fact: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 made $1 billion in it's first 16 days The game reached the milestone a day faster than the highest grossing movie of all time "Avatar"
Seriously? I hated that game, yet I was a massive fan of CoD4, WaW and MW2. It just went downhill from there. I suppose BO was decent as well. MW3 was a dumpster fire.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare ;) ps small irony but Call of Duty is a franchise EA really wishes it had, they'd sell some dice and their granny in a heartbeat for the brand.
“It costs us 22,000 dollars and that’s all it will ever cost us” the price: MONTHLY PAYMENT I love that he says it so confidently it almost seems ironic
The map is top notch. I love that "America" seems to also include Vancouver Island off the West coast, while in real life it's Canadian and has the capital of the province of British Columbia: Victoria. A fine place to get a proper cup of Yorkshire tea, too.
@@CerberusMalt Everything is better with friends. But even as someone who got it, subjecting more people to it might be detramental to their mental health.
"...something the devs never intended" How in the world could you possibly say that making the same exact game repeatedly forever being a valid strategy _wasn't_ intentional?
@@poisonpotato1 Simple. Just add ray tracing, and bam, you got a new version of the game! ...and then, add more ray tracing, and bam, you got another new version of the game!
"10/10 it has a little something for everyone" IGN
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What the hell is going on in these comments?
Edit: for anyone curious, there were a few other really weird random comments in here when I posted this. They appear to have all been deleted except for E.
Call of Duty 2077 at the end there.
What is his second channel
I think IGN can just start working with a 1/1 rating system.
As a software engineer who spent the last 10 years making games for various companies, this is depressingly accurate.
While I know job offers don't usually come out of YT comment threads, if you're interested and have some Unreal Engine expertise, is there a way to contact you?
@@CigaretteCrayon ah yes *recruitment*
I'm just gonna stick to the indie side where it's more chill.
@@CigaretteCrayon did he get the job?
@@CigaretteCrayon yea dude I need update lol first time I’ve seen a job offer in yt comments and I’m wildly interested….I don’t got a lot going on in my life
I personally feel like when EAgames made the stylistic choice to make CallofDuty WarWar pixelated, it saved the franchise. I know it was controversial with the fans but looking back it was one of the best CallofDuty War games
Interviewer: So spiff why did you go in a bold new direction and choose pixel art for your call of duty warwar?
Spiff: well I accidentally sent out an order to make it in pixel art and couldn't really be arsed to fix it so I just left it like that.
Interviewer: brilliant
"People don't care about how good the product is, they only care about the brand, and because they've already spent so much, they're not just going to stop, they're addicted and they think they must have them all" - A ton of Brands
"Every successful economy is built around a hopeless cycle of repetition where we sell you the empty promise of happiness, and fulfilment. And unfulfilled as ever. You still come back for more."
Stellaris advisor.
I find funny because is pretty much how capitalism rolls.
Me: this isn't at all like the last game. I really liked the last game, I guess I will buy this other game that IS like that game.
The sunk cost fallacy.
*Sad DIOR Noises*
Spiff: "Call of Duty: America Good"
The real EA: "Write that down! Write that down!"
Simply hilarious. You should've called the game
Call of duty: A war on coffee
Would've broken the game immediately!
Fallowed closely with CoD: Infinite Tea
@@micahbass770 COD: InfiniTea
@@nikhourston-taylor2011 : Halo: InfiniTEA
Spiffing Brit: "Call of Duty War, the sequel to Call of Duty War"
Me: Visible Confusion
Not to confuse it with Call of Duty War 2
Stuff like this makes me wish that when companies got rich enough they would suffer an integer overflow. I have no idea if this crash is due to an integer overflow (though it does seem pretty convenient that it crashes at about 21 billion when the integer limit in 32 bit is about 2.1 billion) it just makes me think.
I am pretty sure it indeed does crash due to int32 overflow
Welcome back Spiff! I hope what happened didn't ruin things too much.
Finally I found the comment
@@elijazfrazelsassafraz3100 What do you mean "found the comment"?
@@ARandomPersonHuman idk
@@ARandomPersonHuman We have arrived
Spiff is a perfectly balanced exploiter/RUclipsr with stock photos to show his emotion or faces during what he's talking.glad your back spiff!
14:50 "200.000 units ready with a million over well on the way"
Literally hate when a gamer asks: “You got the new Call of Duty?”
🙄🙄🙄
You are morally required to punch anyone who says that.
@@Miranox2 Indeed. I shall personally begin implementing this policy.
"WHICH ONE?!? 14 OF THEM RELEASED TODAY"
@@Crazing *All of them.*
"Yeah i got Call of Duty War"
"Which one?"
Omg the voice pitch slightly increasing everytime killed me at 14:52
for those wondering about the game he advertised, the only way to get into it is if you absolutely love extremely intricate, time consuming, and hard to learn MMORPGs
Spiffing Brit: Makes EA’s rival’s game while pretending to be EA.
EA & Activision: _Visible confusion._
2:40 since when did we (the US, where I live) annex Vancouver island?
Getting back your channel exploit - youtube and scammers are perfectly balanced
Not paying game developers (properly), putting everything into advertising, just a realistic simulation of real live. There is a reason why many aspiring game developers go on to become advertisers.
All those fast "horse armour DLC",I just kept hearing "horse armadillo C"
i think the EA should hire Spiffing Brit to their top seller
I have already preordered 13 copies of "Call of Duty War Tutu"
I would argue that EAGames should have the highest level of marketing team to imitate real life because there is no other way people would buy their garbage every year without a monster marketing
Ah yes, the best marketing agent, the spiffing brit
Lost it at the horse armour DLC part 😂
I don't know where you get your stock photos from but oh my, you naughty nugget, gorgeous women every single time. Especially the ginger ones 🤩
"Call of Duty USA GOOD"
I'd still play it.
Skewers the gaming market with his first game. Genius.
Pyramid scheme scammers: write this down, WRITE THIS DOWN
I could really go for some Horse Armor
Sure beats whatever is happening nowadays
Man just tried to recreate FIFA Series. And he did a good job.
Ah yes, the Jane series strategy.
I was thinking Activision but EA works too
The Call of Duty mines are no joke. Developers go in.....and they don't come out.
This is how Battlefield 2042 was made.
He obviously hired Market Maker to market these games.
There's no other explanation I'm willing to hear.
"All of this cool places like.... Europe"
Am only one who got that joke?
Side Missions: Explore the map :D:D:D:D
fallout 76 as your first game, man i cracked up
the saddest part of this video is its so damn close to reality
Consequences will never be the same.
They love this game so much they would buy it multiple times? Sounds like Skyrim.
2:28 Since when is Greenland a part of Canada?
that first box art genuinely made me sick.
Can't wait for Call Of Duty War 2 War 2 War 2 War 2, sequel of best Call of Duty.
Callofduty War 2 is endless classic
Jokes on you, I already bought Fallout 76. And it's a salvation story only topped by the legendary 'No mans Sky'
Me reading the title: so basically you'll be roleplaying as Chinese company's CEO?
2:42 why does US own Vancouver island
HE HAS RETURNED FROM THE ASHES
Call of duty war , war war , war war war and war war war war , why can i not stop laughting ! Fml lmao 🤣.... then war 2! Omg im dying !!
Waow, it's just like real life!
This game would only be more accurate if you bought tens of studios just to ruin their franchises and close them.
Activision watching this taking ideas 😂
This is a realistic representation of CoD fans XD
So popular that everyone buys it twice? Are we talking about Skyrim?
You are roleplaying as LJN; divine punishment upon the gamer race.
"Call of Duty:WarWarWatWar Out Now! Viruses and rootkit included!"
This is basically just Activistion studios.
1/2 a billion marketing.... they just made a marketing mafia and forced everyone to buy the game.
I literally lold many times in this video.. this game is more garbage than broken but still lol
Would this video classify as cooperate espionage?
This is the Activision buissness plan pitch to investors
The only one bad call of duty was the America good one
this "trick" helped me get so filthy stinking rich, the cheapest I can create a new game is -2bn. Yes, I GET PAID 2bn dollars for starting to produce a game xD
I'm just going to say Fo76 is not as bad as it was at lunch
Until it went into the territory of the game being the game, it just goes to show that marketing is more important than actual game dev and why EA continues to sell half baked games and dissolves studios. This is why I don’t buy games until I see some gameplay by actual people and not a marketing department.
So every call of duty game IRL
This is a documentary.
"CALL OF DUTY USA GOOD" xDDDD
*Me learning how to be a game designer* "it's that easy huh"
17:25 ... Funny how Activision is making call of duty modern warfare 2, 2
COD 4 USA GOOD is still a masterpiece
"Why are all these War sequels the same?"
"Because War... War never changes."
bethesda made that into a cheesy line now
War has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
War…has changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War…has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
War has released a sequel! Purchase War 32 in stores now!
@@mattstaab6399 How we do war changed, what war does did not change so I guess yeah and nah in same time
To be fair the line is still true, war never fully changes. The weapons it is fought with, the reasons it is fought over, they change. But the very core of war: destroying the enemy so utterly that it dehumanizes large numbers of people, so your own will have a better future, or at the very least have a future at all, that never changes
Playerbase: "So what made you go for a pixel art style for this game?"
Spiff: "My finger slipped"
HAHAHA
Reminds me of the time I nuked iran and just said my finger slipped
@@cow9066 *we nuked iran
@@cow9066 can confirm, I live in Iran
WarWarWarWar is the best cod ever. Its so different from the others. Not to mention the mindblowing ping.
“Everyone would love the game so much, they’d buy it multiple times” - Todd Howard
1 for pc 1 for smart fridge
What genuinely annoys me about this comment is I have bought Skyrim about 3 times now
@@BarnabyBear69 sadly I have too, I’m glad I got the special addition for free or I woulda bought that too
@@BarnabyBear69 I mean, it works.
Brought one for PS3
One plus all Dlcs for PC
Got SE for free (which isn't just a fancy name but has legit work behind it to make the game compatible (64bit architecture instead of 32))
Brought one for VR
Mfw when I got it for free in the game pass
I feel like Spiff missed an opportunity to call his company "TE-A Games"
and naming a game Attack of the coffee drinkers
this comment need more likes! and tea!
that would be disrespectful to mix TEA with EA
Why would he insult Tea by comparing it to THEM?
You won at the Internet.
HEADS UP: Dont buy this game, it has been abandoned by the devs, and it will be stuck in perma Early Acess, Pls dont buy it.
@@thespiffingbrit It took a single glance at the reviews on steam and my brain went: "Something's wrong"
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So it's an abandoned piece of vaporware where you can make money making abandoned pieces of vaporware? Even the likes of EA and Activision cannot comprehend these devs levels of metaphysical irony.
@@thewaraboo2824 lol i came here to say this.
But but game
"Why is no one buying Fallout 76? There's so much spare stock lying around!"
You're doing this on purpose. Well done. X'D
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@@Fit4C eeewww...that guy from the big lebowski? nah thanks...
@@Fit4C what if I’m in to eternal damnation?
@@Fit4C the eternal lord of the fallen satan hope that you have a great day 🙏🙏
@@Fit4C if jesus died for our sins, then we better sin no? Don't want jesus to have died for nothing!
"Everyone in the world liked the game so much, they all bought 2 copies"
True Todd Howard style. I think I've owned 3 copies of skyrim myself.
I only own 2 because Steam snuck the special edition into my account. (I might actually own 3 if it was GWG at some point on Xbox)
LMAO I actually bought 2 copies for pc a year ago and i had one for ps3 bought around 2013
Dude I have 3 copies of minecraft
I have 2 copies because I first owned the "Special Edition", but the Enderal mod expansion wasn't supported. So I ended up having to buy the plain version of Skyrim just to play the mod, but it's fine because Enderal is basically a separate AAA game on its own...
it just works!
"Everyone loves the game so much they bought it multiple times."
You should have called it Skyrim
Or GTA V
FIFA
Minecraft
@@carcharoclesmegalodon6904 I can't read this bs anymore
And I'm not playing FIFA for 5 to 6 years now.
I’ve literally bought Skyrim 3 times at this point
"The horse armor DLC doing so well!!!"
*Todd Howard*: I TOLD YOU
This comment is gonna make me laugh for the rest of my life when I randomly think about it
Fun fact: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 made $1 billion in it's first 16 days The game reached the milestone a day faster than the highest grossing movie of all time "Avatar"
Seriously? I hated that game, yet I was a massive fan of CoD4, WaW and MW2. It just went downhill from there. I suppose BO was decent as well. MW3 was a dumpster fire.
i mean, gamers are pretty gullible. (i say that freely admitting that i am a gamer and i have fallen for market schemes)
the original or new one
@@CottidaeSEA mw3 was one of my favourite cod's tbh.
Everyone was hyped by MW2 and BO1. I still feel scammed to this day.
"this is going to be a call of duty war despite the fact that there is already a call of duty war because I hate my fans" -Spiff 2021
Two Hitman 2's
Call of Duty Modern Warfare ;)
ps small irony but Call of Duty is a franchise EA really wishes it had, they'd sell some dice and their granny in a heartbeat for the brand.
@@qasilq Well, they have the Battlefield franchise. It's basically COD, but NOT marketed to 10-year-olds and basement-dwelling eSport wannabes...
@@Gibby34340 EA's greatest mistake.
3 Sonic the Hedgehogs
1991 - Genesis
2006 - Xbox 360/PS3
2020 - Movie
All new call of duty 1000000000 with a new ability that we removed in the100th game, absolutely amazing spiff
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“It costs us 22,000 dollars and that’s all it will ever cost us” the price: MONTHLY PAYMENT
I love that he says it so confidently it almost seems ironic
"I accidentally clicked on pixel art. No going back now."
That explains Diablo Immortal, they accidentally clicked on 'mobile' and couldn't change it.
You all have phones don't you?
*We have all of these wonderful places in the world*
*-Like Europe*
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Hi gandalf
Patriot
FREUDE
The map is top notch. I love that "America" seems to also include Vancouver Island off the West coast, while in real life it's Canadian and has the capital of the province of British Columbia: Victoria. A fine place to get a proper cup of Yorkshire tea, too.
HES BACK!! PRAISE THE QUEEN
Yes
wasnt that shave or save?
@@satakrionkryptomortis Shave the queen lmao.
@@satakrionkryptomortis the queen's so important God himself has to shave her
*Call of Duty 69: Answer the duty of call.*
@Low Tier God woooooooosh
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@Low Tier God They're already 32 in. 33 if you include Warzone as a standalone.
It’s funny because this is how it works in real life too
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@@EEEEEEEE pls stop ur spam is just a waste of time for all of us
@@Banana_Fusion E
@@Banana_Fusion E
@@Banana_Fusion Ε
spiff is generous, IRL fallout76 probably only had 7 days of development.
copy paste everything from fallout 4 then half ass some multiplayer code in there aaaand done.
hentai mods for fallout 4 had more work than fallout 76
Not worth buying then, but worth buying now. 76 is a good game for its current price if you play with friends.
@@CerberusMalt Everything is better with friends. But even as someone who got it, subjecting more people to it might be detramental to their mental health.
@@WiewiurTV Probably true....
"...something the devs never intended"
How in the world could you possibly say that making the same exact game repeatedly forever being a valid strategy _wasn't_ intentional?
I mean, it's What they Did with the actual CoD! And FIFA! And Madden!
@@Pizza7478 wasnt cod made by Activision?
The irony of Tech Corp. no longer being actively developed and being effectively abandoned by its dev and publisher fits surprisingly well.
It’s very funny that this is almost exactly how ea and activision make their games
Except with a lot less alcohol and abusing workers.
@@deadpanforlife8878 Yeah that's blizzard.
@@jordanstainer8183 they’re the same company lol
Overexaggaration but okay sure buddy
@@Ganara426 I mean, each Fifa game is basically a 70$ roster update (dlc) marketed as a new game, so...
This sounds exactly like how they do it with the Fifa games.
Why do I get the feeling these are how all the EA 2k sports lines are actually made?
They've been $70 games that are basically a roster update
I mean how are you supposed to change a sports game so much it justifies making a new game. There's only so much you can do right?
@@poisonpotato1 Simple. Just add ray tracing, and bam, you got a new version of the game! ...and then, add more ray tracing, and bam, you got another new version of the game!
@@poisonpotato1 I mean, the problem is that they're 70 dollar games, the price just isn't justified.
@@poisonpotato1 Then make one game and update it? Take a monthly payment if you must
HE'S BACK I'M BREWING SO MUCH TEA RIGHT NOW
SPIFF IS BACK WOOO And on his birthday. RUclips delivered a great gift to spiff
RUclips is a difficult company but i must say they came through for Spiff. So happy for him.... he's earned it
@@Nutmanjango yeah he really has