I Had To Gamble For My Life

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @xaunzou7499
    @xaunzou7499 2 месяца назад +608

    "I lost my wife in a card game" dam that is some deep lore

    • @XeonesLinqos
      @XeonesLinqos 2 месяца назад +40

      Sad part is I actually know a guy who offered his wife to keep playing poker😅

    • @Alexd19999
      @Alexd19999 2 месяца назад +15

      With that long break though 😭

    • @andyfox4484
      @andyfox4484 2 месяца назад +33

      ​@@Alexd19999maybe he was trying to get the wife back.

    • @logansmith3044
      @logansmith3044 2 месяца назад +10

      The lore is real here lol

    • @GrumpyForestHag
      @GrumpyForestHag 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Alexd19999 I'm sure it's fiiiiine.

  • @lilsimp457
    @lilsimp457 2 месяца назад +216

    DF: “I need more poison and bleed…”
    Also DF: *removes weapons that apply poison and bleed*

    • @meioubunny
      @meioubunny 2 месяца назад +28

      also also df: im gonna remove the helmet cause i have better armor
      also also also df: keeps the 1 defense shield

  • @21dayjac
    @21dayjac 2 месяца назад +135

    Small detail but the knives combine when they roll on the board together, which is why the 2 knives and 1 knife weren't stacked yet. The Shinobi belt works the same way!

    • @cross6781
      @cross6781 2 месяца назад +25

      Leave it to DF to make sub optimal plays because he can't be bothered to read

    • @blogdogs9462
      @blogdogs9462 2 месяца назад +12

      @@cross6781 thats basically his brand lol

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Месяц назад

      123rd 👍

  • @maccaplays8194
    @maccaplays8194 2 месяца назад +67

    I WAS NOT READY FOR THE START

  • @LilUphir
    @LilUphir 2 месяца назад +46

    Not even five seconds in an I'm laughing. "I haven't been allowed to gamble since I lost my wife in a card game." Damn that's a throwback

    • @dylansnow8718
      @dylansnow8718 2 месяца назад +6

      i gotta ask, throwback to what?

    • @confusedperson21
      @confusedperson21 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@dylansnow8718 the card game duh weren't you there we were all invited I lost my nephew

  • @Freezinggreece2
    @Freezinggreece2 2 месяца назад +15

    "Now that I see how that works" *did not see how that works*

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 2 месяца назад +1

      I actually had to take a small break at that point. Never change, DF, never change...

  • @Cledwyn22pro
    @Cledwyn22pro 2 месяца назад +18

    Part of me just loves watching DF play games, but how he plays the games makes me get the game just so I can calm my frayed nerves

  • @mrbossman142
    @mrbossman142 2 месяца назад +9

    keep up the good stuff df. you helped me through a deep depression

  • @caedan7633
    @caedan7633 2 месяца назад +134

    LETS GO GAMBLING

    • @MonkeyBoy0918
      @MonkeyBoy0918 2 месяца назад +9

      LETS GO GAMBLING

    • @Blitz_maniac
      @Blitz_maniac 2 месяца назад +14

      @@MonkeyBoy0918 AWW DANG IT

    • @andyfox4484
      @andyfox4484 2 месяца назад +6

      Sure, but keep your wives out of the bets guys.

    • @MonkeyBoy0918
      @MonkeyBoy0918 2 месяца назад +11

      @@andyfox4484 no we keep them in the bets

    • @mastereduimusic
      @mastereduimusic 2 месяца назад +8

      @@andyfox4484but I CANT STOP WINNING!

  • @IDOLA149
    @IDOLA149 2 месяца назад +15

    Luck be a Spire, nice

  • @victhegod26
    @victhegod26 2 месяца назад +2

    your top ten best youtubers danger and i appreciate you never let me down with a upload almost everyday

  • @ajwash3247
    @ajwash3247 2 месяца назад +2

    *Gets the key to unlock chests then proceeds to ignore both chests you need the key for*

  • @emmahawkins4805
    @emmahawkins4805 2 месяца назад +3

    Could watch you play this for hours

  • @zomble_z
    @zomble_z 2 месяца назад

    The Genies were applying shield debuffs which is why you were taking so much damage. Great Video!

  • @RatAndCatLover
    @RatAndCatLover 2 месяца назад +7

    Well, ya finally went back to gambling

  • @andyfox4484
    @andyfox4484 2 месяца назад +4

    Ok, this game actually looks really fun, i kinda wanna play it now.

  • @KeppyPants
    @KeppyPants 2 месяца назад +1

    Really cool game, basically like a mix of Peglin and Luck be a landlord.

  • @norkmork9955
    @norkmork9955 2 месяца назад +2

    Oooh! Good find :D Love this one

  • @lickitysplit6481
    @lickitysplit6481 2 месяца назад +15

    Video starts at 0:00

  • @Krystal_Gaming_
    @Krystal_Gaming_ 2 месяца назад

    That was hands down the best intro I've ever heard never change DF 😭😭

  • @Thalatash
    @Thalatash 2 месяца назад +2

    That "wipe" effect is weird, it looks like someone is walking in front of the projector at a movie theater or something. It's probably something that I'd stop noticing after playing for a little while, though. Glad you're back DF! I hope the trail of bloody vengeance you left the last few weeks while getting your wife back from the Russian Mobsters you lost her to was long and satisfying 😀 (and that she forgives you for gambling her away, lol)

  • @Petsbr
    @Petsbr 2 месяца назад +6

    Luck to be a mercenary?

  • @xdC33
    @xdC33 2 месяца назад

    simplified backpack hero meets luck be a landlord

  • @IAARPOTI
    @IAARPOTI 2 месяца назад +9

    LET'S GO GAMBLING!!!

    • @808smol
      @808smol 2 месяца назад

      Aww dang it

  • @valyrieanson3893
    @valyrieanson3893 2 месяца назад

    Alright ladys and gentlemen if he takes to this like luck be a landlord we will see 50 more of these lets go

  • @anbuagent12
    @anbuagent12 2 месяца назад

    Yo, luck be a landlord looking kind of nice today.

  • @scratchgame1310
    @scratchgame1310 2 месяца назад

    "In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a jackpot, Hakari is effectively immortal" aaahh game

  • @scyonpyon
    @scyonpyon 2 месяца назад

    Enjoying this, maybe we need more strategies

  • @Igorx222
    @Igorx222 2 месяца назад

    This game is slay the spire with luck be a landlord this is incredible!!!

  • @TimeIsMine93
    @TimeIsMine93 2 месяца назад

    I realized DFs videos are just his inner monologue

  • @mohamad59123
    @mohamad59123 2 месяца назад

    i need more of this

  • @britishbanana-E
    @britishbanana-E 2 месяца назад +1

    Now that’s pretty good

  • @hendrianfajar
    @hendrianfajar 2 месяца назад +2

    Yo, another one of this please!

  • @Zelink-gh7cp
    @Zelink-gh7cp 2 месяца назад

    lol 😂 loved it dude glad your back

  • @ceciliustront3250
    @ceciliustront3250 2 месяца назад

    there's someone spooky sneaking around your studio..

  • @zerokira2929
    @zerokira2929 2 месяца назад

    00:02 so thats why he has to take a break, understandable

  • @skysypierce4995
    @skysypierce4995 2 месяца назад

    You were losing shield due to a shield break debuff the enemy was applying to you.

  • @coldifre
    @coldifre 2 месяца назад

    Thanks to DF, I’m addicted to rogulike, deck building slot games 😂

  • @The_VANT
    @The_VANT 2 месяца назад

    The real definition of “keep gambling kids”

  • @aurora_is_okay1897
    @aurora_is_okay1897 2 месяца назад +22

    You see, dangerouslyfunny never learned reverse view technique, but the unlimited views he gets after an upload makes his body use reverse View technique in order to not fall off, in other terms for the next 4 minutes and 11 seconds, dangerouslyfunny is effectively immortal

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 2 месяца назад

    Hi DF. I love games like these

  • @rosedeci767
    @rosedeci767 2 месяца назад

    Idk why that opening statement made me think of Yugioh

  • @Txsunami._.Dragons
    @Txsunami._.Dragons 2 месяца назад

    Woah one minute ago? That’s crazy, love your vids!

  • @joshplays4fun103
    @joshplays4fun103 2 месяца назад

    7:36 jmak is cooking in CS

  • @youtubesoverlord
    @youtubesoverlord 2 месяца назад

    He’s baaaaaack!!!!!!!

  • @fuzion_nogard4751
    @fuzion_nogard4751 2 месяца назад

    Me when DF said my name for the first character: 🙈

  • @ryantomasini3072
    @ryantomasini3072 2 месяца назад

    DF, since the last time you uploaded, I had a baby

  • @MrEchoco
    @MrEchoco 2 месяца назад

    7:33 - Hi Jmac 😂

  • @ok-bm5hy
    @ok-bm5hy 2 месяца назад

    Omg df thats a funny way to start a video haha

  • @Hyper_Fox06
    @Hyper_Fox06 2 месяца назад

    I've always been a bit annoyed by debuffs in a lot of games. They apply it even if the attack doesn't exceed (penetrate) the armor.
    It would likely make armor too OP for this game so i guess i get it in this instance

  • @NoxLumen7
    @NoxLumen7 2 месяца назад

    I had to gamble for my life
    3600 in 7 hours.

    • @NoxLumen7
      @NoxLumen7 2 месяца назад

      36,000, sorry

  • @zanrockett5706
    @zanrockett5706 2 месяца назад +1

    Any plans to play Core Keeper? 👀

  • @BlueT1ger
    @BlueT1ger 2 месяца назад +2

    How come dangerously funny isn’t more popular?

  • @casketrace6087
    @casketrace6087 2 месяца назад

    Immediately addicted….

  • @TheHuntermj
    @TheHuntermj 2 месяца назад +1

    If you lost your wife in a card game, what's stopping you from gambling?

  • @Enrique-ValentinRus
    @Enrique-ValentinRus 2 месяца назад +1

    Quess who's back

  • @andyfox4484
    @andyfox4484 2 месяца назад +1

    Nice, now i have something to watch while i drink my coffee. I hope you managed to earn your wife back.

  • @sichiguillegan7405
    @sichiguillegan7405 2 месяца назад

    I hope this game comes to android as well

  • @bryanstrahm9961
    @bryanstrahm9961 2 месяца назад

    Watching DF keep adding symbols that cost mana and then remove symbols that regen mana kills me inside.

  • @vivendy
    @vivendy 2 месяца назад

    Gambling woohoo!!!🎉🎉🎉 *note: please gambling responsible. Gambling is addictive.

  • @eddiejames9247
    @eddiejames9247 2 месяца назад

    Just what I needed to stop the incessant scroll grind

  • @Bluesand10045
    @Bluesand10045 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh, A New RNG RPG, Nice.

  • @mr.vincenzo701
    @mr.vincenzo701 2 месяца назад

    Nooo the bot plague is coming to DF comments too...

  • @Tsaros-mu9vz
    @Tsaros-mu9vz 2 месяца назад

    Notification hit harder then my dad

  • @DangerBlaster
    @DangerBlaster 2 месяца назад

    Is this game made by the same people you made the landlord slots one?

  • @Cheese8urger_Enjoyer
    @Cheese8urger_Enjoyer 2 месяца назад

    Yipper DF video

  • @NoxLumen7
    @NoxLumen7 2 месяца назад

    Wait. They offset the suggested videos!

  • @AxelPersson-qp2tl
    @AxelPersson-qp2tl 2 месяца назад +1

    Yay gambling

  • @FreakyFred_originalGangssta
    @FreakyFred_originalGangssta 2 месяца назад

    7:13 🤨

  • @imanuelbryan5494
    @imanuelbryan5494 2 месяца назад

    why did you get rid the agilty items, they are the one buffing your magic item no? with debuffing enemies? i mean, more debuff on enemies = more magic power? am i wrong here?

    • @seancherry1130
      @seancherry1130 2 месяца назад

      Wrong, no. There are far more efficient and less.... self-destructive plays he could have made. But DF cares not. He wanted to pivot to magic, and he did it until he died.

  • @NoseyWhiskers
    @NoseyWhiskers 2 месяца назад

    Liking in the first 1k likes feels weird... im used to seeing like 100k+ 😂😂

  • @supersquirrel0612
    @supersquirrel0612 2 месяца назад

    So, is DF married then?

  • @mohamadsaad2544
    @mohamadsaad2544 2 месяца назад

    Oh boy this video is getting striked

  • @FaceParrot
    @FaceParrot 2 месяца назад

    Requesting Juice Galaxy. It's free and funny
    How I broke a free game with upgrades
    This compilation will break your spirit
    I made an army that destroys everything it touches
    I spent years maxing out all upgrades
    Making Only The Worst Choices Possible
    I made everyone do everything for me
    I got another universe to destroy
    A roguelike with actual strategy
    When you give bacteria nuclear weapons
    I spent too much time with this new character
    This one secret broke everything
    I made suffering look comfortable by comparison
    Good day to upgrade everything
    When chaos gives you damage
    I unlocked all the upgrades
    This title will change repeatedly
    This is cute but really dark
    When Stupidity Makes You Powerful
    This hand ends the economy
    I maxed out everything for your enjoyment
    When you end 1,000,000,000 lives for no reason
    It's all about the upgrades
    I evolved everything to make me rich
    I cause suffering with every part of my body
    This upgrade is worth $637,467,589,726,364,578,321,276,273
    This build destroys worlds
    From idiot to abomination
    After 2 minutes I change the thumbnail or title
    Being an idiot and breaking my computer
    We don't need math where we're going
    Combining Units Until I Max Out Everything
    1000 bullets per second
    One way ticket to max damage
    This is why you should always upgrade your damage
    Making stupid decisions to become the strongest
    I cause suffering for no reason
    When fast food goes too far
    A compilation of upgrades
    I make terrible mistakes that work
    How this game became a trap
    This dice will make you suffer
    When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once
    I upgraded so much that I break everything instantly
    I found an infinite XP glitch
    I destroyed nature and made $635,478,589,625,165,289
    When Capitalism Goes Too Far
    I spend a fortune unlocking the CRAZIEST upgrades
    Upgrading Unstoppable Monsters
    I can't stop becoming massive
    Ramming Speed
    I upgraded so much I can drill through bedrock
    When you deal 738,498,276,361,477,267,372,763 damage
    This took way too long
    I took me 637,478,291 hours to get this much damage
    This game gets addicting fast
    A free game that I spent too much money on
    You're not supposed to have this much damage in the first wave
    Combining upgrades until everything breaks
    This is how I got MAXIMUM DAMAGE
    Time to break the new update
    Causing property damage because I'm bored
    I spent days maxing out damage
    When you burn the world without even trying
    Too many upgrades is never enough
    How I beat the final boss in 0.0000003213 seconds
    I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason
    Making mountains of profit with no effort
    When you end the universe 748,738,928,567,476 times over
    Making a bigger mess than what I started with
    This game will break you
    Turning the world into money
    A one way ticket to pain for all the idiots
    I went all the way to the bottom and got the treasure inside
    Another dumb idea that makes me mega rich
    This was weird but somehow it works
    What happens when you get attacked by 729,367,478 enemies
    I collected gems worth trillions
    Even the final boss struggled to harm me
    Don't trust the video title or thumbnail
    I dug to the bottom and maxed out my stats
    Too much damage is not enough
    This build could have failed before it even started
    This game is darker than it looks
    This gets dark fast
    This game isn't out yet and I already broke it
    Ending 6,478,379 lives for no reason
    When 3000 years of evolution leads to mass chaos
    If you thought THIS was crazy, you are wrong
    This is why you upgrade everything
    I found the rarest fish at the very bottom
    This mobile game is actually really dark
    You won't be able to stop playing
    Increasing my value from $1 to $728,378,647,917,289,309,467
    How I maxed out everything
    Causing an insane amount of damage for profit
    When Your Attacks Deal 738,469,287,361 Damage
    From a single unit to an army of gods
    Think fast or you will lose
    When damage ends the world
    I mined out everything and got all the upgrades
    Destroying Bosses And Becoming Overpowered
    This character breaks everything too easily
    This upgrade is kind of hilarious
    I Kept Upgrading Until I Couldn't Anymore
    The Best Upgrade That Made Me Unstoppable
    I made this idiot end everything
    The bottom of the universe has the ultimate treasure
    Ruining evolution because it's fun
    It's impossible to do more damage than this
    We Doomed The World
    Maximizing Damage For Profit
    This shouldn't be possible by any means
    Tower Defense but I control the monsters
    Each time I end a life I end the next one more violently
    Noob vs Pro vs HACKER vs ???
    Grinding for legendary upgrades
    Stardew Valley But One Million Times Worse
    Never Make THIS Mistake
    Tetris but it's a roguelike
    Ludicrous upgrades made me too powerful for the game to handle
    This upgrade changes everything
    Wreck Everything For Profit
    You're not supposed to have this much gold
    This game is banned in half of the world for being too fun
    When you invest in supernatural disasters
    This upgrade made me $839,478,928,378,190,298,317 in 0.00007352 seconds
    Making the stupidest build that works
    Get in my mouth and make me rich
    I evolve the real meaning of suffering
    How I broke the game with damage
    I upgraded for 637,278 hours straight
    It just keeps happening
    I grew to unimaginable sizes in this addicting game
    I Made A Massive Army By Destroying Armies
    This is not what the game looks like
    When you fire $625,378,467,726,356 bullets
    I raised an army of idiots to destroy idiots
    The most rigged start you could ever get
    These upgrades made me an infinityaire
    I should not have made this mistake
    I did some off screen mining
    I clicked 647,378,168,627,379,487,598,019,278,325 times and unleashed horrors beyond comprehension
    Every 10 comments I change the thumbnail
    A compilation of the stupidest incidents
    This game has a horrible secret
    So I did some mining off screen
    Don't bother reading the title
    I upload a video and get a million botted comments
    I betrayed math and transcended the universe
    The best 10+ minutes of your life
    Even the dev couldn't get this far
    This game is overwhelmingly positive
    How I prevented vampires from surviving
    Grinding damage until the game breaks
    You're not supposed to win
    This video is about damage
    I upgraded and became an unstoppable force
    I went insane on upgrades until the game crashed
    I evolved life that can only suffer
    This game is full of idiots and I'm gonna show you how to exterminate them
    I just upgraded until the game imploded
    Getting lost but also overpowered
    I made a fortune ending lives and upgrading everything
    Grinding animals for upgrades gets so addicting
    I defeated gods for fun and made millions
    I evolved the ultimate weapon
    And I thought melee builds were too hard, let alone impossible
    Buying Only The Most Overpowered Upgrades
    I maxed out my stats by NOT upgrading
    You won't be able to stop playing
    I made a secret weapon using unique upgrades
    I changed the title so you think this is a different video
    Upgrading beyond max level
    I end millions of lives and became a monster
    Causing mass extinction for profit
    I strip mined the universe and maxed out all stats
    There is no such thing as too much damage
    Getting rich by crushing valuable minerals
    Melting enemies for powerful upgrades
    I went in too deep and got rich
    God To Me To Stop Playing But I Refused
    Bad Ideas Only Make Me Stronger
    Breaking this run beyond repair
    I turn garbage into gold
    I caught the biggest horrors you could ever imagine
    This should not have worked but it did
    Making numbers bigger and bigger until the game breaks
    How did this even work
    I love getting overpowered and melting enemies
    Todays we're gonna destroy a million enemies for upgrades
    This free game is incredibly addicting
    Causing Destruction And Pain For Epic Upgrades
    There is not enough damage in the world to stop me
    I ruin everything and somehow I always win
    Making the stupidest choices and getting away with it
    This upgrade breaks everything

  • @Gekko2012
    @Gekko2012 2 месяца назад +1

    1 min!!!!

  • @funpol-ice1247
    @funpol-ice1247 2 месяца назад +1

    2.8K views 2mims

  • @aaronsonger5582
    @aaronsonger5582 2 месяца назад

    Yyyyyyyyyyayyyyy

  • @aleksandarzahariev9886
    @aleksandarzahariev9886 2 месяца назад

    wtf

  • @marioionion2
    @marioionion2 2 месяца назад

    Sigma

  • @dhairyabiyani6094
    @dhairyabiyani6094 2 месяца назад

    Wtf is the into

  • @mist1615
    @mist1615 2 месяца назад

    Under 30m gang

  • @VisionShushi
    @VisionShushi 2 месяца назад

    i am first

  • @mrzsparkzz213
    @mrzsparkzz213 2 месяца назад

    May I suggest for you to play boosted survivors.. Would like to see you play the game 🥹🥹

  • @Team_Svitko
    @Team_Svitko 2 месяца назад

    LETS GO GAMBLING