If I had a nickel for every time DF got mad at a game, not realizing the upgrade menu was showing the NEXT thing he could buy.... I don't know man, I'd have a lot of nickels probably
They are also absolutely worthless. Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go. So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
This game doesn't release until 2025 because its not made made. DF has fully made copy of the game. DF is time traveling mad man who came to our time to bring us joy. Spread the word DF is time traveler confirmed.
TBH “fish” is such a generic term that calling a mammal a fish barely changes anything. A coelacanth is more closely related to you than to a shark, and even a shark is more closely related to you than to a hagfish (and about as closely related to a tuna as it is to you or your dog).
Dolphin are not fish are mammal the mammal group contains cows human whale kangaroo and a lot more there are families one family is marsupial which has kangaroo koala and more
WHY IS MY FEED DELAYED This should not have worked but it did I collected gems worth trillions It's impossible to do more damage than this I made a secret weapon using unique upgrades I changed the title so you think this is a different video Upgrading beyond max level Even the final boss struggled to harm me Don't trust the video title or thumbnail I dug to the bottom and maxed out my stats Todays we're gonna destroy a million enemies for upgrades This free game is incredibly addicting Causing Destruction And Pain For Epic Upgrades There is not enough damage in the world to stop me I ruin everything and somehow I always win This is why you upgrade everything I found the rarest fish at the very bottom This mobile game is actually really dark You won't be able to stop playing Increasing my value from $1 to $728,378,647,917,289,309,467 How I maxed out everything Causing an insane amount of damage for profit When Your Attacks Deal 738,469,287,361 Damage Too much damage is not enough This build could have failed before it even started This game is darker than it looks This gets dark fast This game isn't out yet and I already broke it Ending 6,478,379 lives for no reason When 3000 years of evolution leads to mass chaos If you thought THIS was crazy, you are wrong We Doomed The World Maximizing Damage For Profit This shouldn't be possible by any means Making numbers bigger and bigger until the game breaks How did this even work I love getting overpowered and melting enemies From a single unit to an army of gods Think fast or you will lose When damage ends the world I mined out everything and got all the upgrades Destroying Bosses And Becoming Overpowered This character breaks everything too easily This upgrade is kind of hilarious I Kept Upgrading Until I Couldn't Anymore Making the stupidest choices and getting away with it When you end 1,000,000,000 lives for no reason It's all about the upgrades I evolved everything to make me rich I cause suffering with every part of my body This upgrade is worth $637,467,589,726,364,578,321,276,273 This build destroys worlds One way ticket to max damage This is why you should always upgrade your damage Making stupid decisions to become the strongest I cause suffering for no reason When fast food goes too far A compilation of upgrades When Farming Becomes A Roguelike Tetris but it's a roguelike Ludicrous upgrades made me too powerful for the game to handle This upgrade changes everything Wreck Everything For Profit You're not supposed to have this much gold This game is banned in half of the world for being too fun When you invest in supernatural disasters I went all the way to the bottom and got the treasure inside Another dumb idea that makes me mega rich This was weird but somehow it works What happens when you get attacked by 729,367,478 enemies When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once I upgraded so much that I break everything instantly I found an infinite XP glitch I destroyed nature and made $635,478,589,625,165,289 When Capitalism Goes Too Far I spend a fortune unlocking the CRAZIEST upgrades Upgrading Unstoppable Monsters I can't stop becoming massive This upgrade made me $839,478,928,378,190,298,317 in 0.00007352 seconds I make terrible mistakes that work How this game became a trap This dice will make you suffer I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason Making mountains of profit with no effort When you end the universe 748,738,928,567,476 times over Making a bigger mess than what I started with This game will break you Turning the world into money A one way ticket to pain for all the idiots
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If I had a nickel for every time DF got mad at a game, not realizing the upgrade menu was showing the NEXT thing he could buy.... I don't know man, I'd have a lot of nickels probably
which isn't all that odd considering its df
I’m just laughing because its funny.
@@Ragnarradangerously funny
Funny that Sunfish is actually one of them scaleless fishes
You said it first
Yeah they hare notorious for havin skin problems
they're also worthless nutritionally speaking so most animals don't bother with eating them iirc
But.. did you try to scale it?
I haven’t.. they are huge
I hear they actually taste good.. I super doubt it though.
@@saltskull they fear nothing because they have mastered the art of no thoughts just zen.
"I'm never doing another one again"
*Another slides onto cutting board*
Comedic timing
“Let’s go gambling!” Moment.
The fact that you have over 100 comments on DF's channel ALONE scares me.
@@QSwishGD I do? Don't think I posted that many times in his stuff. Huh....
"We are going deep, and the sea turtle is going to watch" 💀
Fun fact molas aka oceanic sunfish don’t have scales so it’s a terrible choice for this game
They are also absolutely worthless. Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.
THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH)
They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE.
They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go.
So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons.
"If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job.
They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck.
They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them.
"Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question.
BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY.
And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
they also taste like shit so it would be interesting to have them be an obstacle
The name of that boat is amazing.
I saw that too.
Does this game have a custom name feature in the beginning DF just skipped over in the video? Because why else would it be called S.S Ligma?😂
It belonged to Steve Jobs, I bet!
I was going to ask why a shark would be anywhere near an Orca but then it's like "That's not an Orca, that's an Ocra. Completely different animal."
😂😂the orcas are named "Ocra"
Dont think I've ever seen DF be as slow and meticulous with something as he was with scaling those fish... Fascinating...
This game doesn't release until 2025 because its not made made. DF has fully made copy of the game. DF is time traveling mad man who came to our time to bring us joy. Spread the word DF is time traveler confirmed.
I'm convinced this man was a fisherman in his previous life.
"I've upgraded the knife so i can go faster"
Little did he know, he in fact did not upgrade the knife.
"I should have been going deeper this whole time. There's so much fun stuff down there"
The imposter on the bottom of the marble cutting table😮
sus
sus
Ocras are so beautiful and mysterious
And they scare sharks.
@@stylesrj *shraks
Oh good, flashbacks to when I worked in a seafood dept and had to scale fish for people.
"there's so much fun stuff down there" -DF
Yo would love if this game had more levels! Looks so much fun!
6:36 “there you go, eat your brotheren” the dolphin is going “dude, I’m a mammal, your closer related to me then that fish was.”
TBH “fish” is such a generic term that calling a mammal a fish barely changes anything. A coelacanth is more closely related to you than to a shark, and even a shark is more closely related to you than to a hagfish (and about as closely related to a tuna as it is to you or your dog).
Ah, You’re back to fish hunting phase 😂
Oh no nemo you have been caught by THE SS.Ligma💀
9:20 the Mola fish ... one of the most odd fish in the ocean. They can weigh over 1,000 KG and are much larger than humans.
Get in the boat
when you buy upgrades, it's showing you what you would be buying not what you have
Gotta love the "S.S Ligma"
Hi DF. This seems like the perfect game for me.
YES NEW PRETTY FISHING GAME
Dolphines are not eating their brethren as they are mammals lol
I LOVE Ocra Whales 😂
I liked that game that was pretty cool
2:24 ayo what did you draw 😂
This deserves more likes
Im halfway through, does he ever realise that when ur knife isnt high enough level u have to just pass over twice, not just, go slower?
did anyone saw the youtube "X" on top of the screen in 1:31 ?
Yeah, what's going on there
Browser game?
Could either be a browser game, an emulator or some recording/viewing program. I've never seen that on youtube.
exit fullscreen button
Pretty sure it’s Crazy Games. A lot of these types of games are on there.
HEY kislux I have been watching you for years and im so proud of where you have made it! I love you so much! Also thanks for making my day
another fishing series!!!
ah yes "Ocra" love that fish
11:25 the NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE is a reference to a THERUSSIANBADGER TABG video.
He got it from an episode of the Eric Andre show
@ same concept, different place I guess.
they are paying you for cooked sushimi they cant cook
Does this game have a custom name feature in the beginning DF just skipped over in the video? Because why else would it be called S.S Ligma?😂
there is an among us guy on the bottom of the cutting table, so i do not know
1 minute is magical
iconic thumbnail
DF upgrading knife one at a time when its the most frustrating thing gameplay is so frustrating to watch 😂
3:56 how did i notice the misspelled orca instantly?
the end 😁
Ss.ligma is the best name ever
SS Ligma is wild.
Why is it ocra???
What is the name of the game?
theres an amongus in the shopping cart guys.
SS.LIGMA💀💀
whats the name of this game
I noticed the boat name XD
Get in the boat!
Leviathans don’t have scales
What is the game's name
Please
Nice vid
The fishing captain i go fishing with uses a wire brush to descale the fish
What's this game called?
Scale the depths. In the description
ITS MIGHTY QUIET HERE
If you are one of us, addicted to kislux this show, please gather here
Ah yes, the S.S Ligma
Why the sunfish got scales
Day 7 of asking DF to play Dave the diver again
Why does he keep stalling the upgrade he clearly could buy all of it
3:54 ocra
I like fish
Same
Same
Same
Same they are tasty
Hi dangerous:)
I drowned while liking my own comment
You deserve it like beggar
Feesh
Did anyone notice they spelled orca wrong???
OCRA
🐟🐟
In 15 ❤❤❤
U the goat
Hp hunger points
ik
Fhish.
ocra
Thanks for 77k subscribers.. :)
This is someone else’s channel, why are you advertising
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
Hi
315’s view
heh...ligma.
Play back to dawn now day 11
Ayee
Um actually mermaids aren’t known to eat fish.. snarf
If mermaids don't eat fish, what do they eat then? Because there can't be that many sailors that would fall for their tricks :P
@@stylesrj Mostly jellyfish and some slower species of squid.
7 minutes
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Dolphin are not fish are mammal the mammal group contains cows human whale kangaroo and a lot more there are families one family is marsupial which has kangaroo koala and more
S.S ligma💀
40th
What is Ligma?
Ligma balls
I thought the biggest fish was your mother.
First
Ur special
@ I know
WHY IS MY FEED DELAYED
This should not have worked but it did
I collected gems worth trillions
It's impossible to do more damage than this
I made a secret weapon using unique upgrades
I changed the title so you think this is a different video
Upgrading beyond max level
Even the final boss struggled to harm me
Don't trust the video title or thumbnail
I dug to the bottom and maxed out my stats
Todays we're gonna destroy a million enemies for upgrades
This free game is incredibly addicting
Causing Destruction And Pain For Epic Upgrades
There is not enough damage in the world to stop me
I ruin everything and somehow I always win
This is why you upgrade everything
I found the rarest fish at the very bottom
This mobile game is actually really dark
You won't be able to stop playing
Increasing my value from $1 to $728,378,647,917,289,309,467
How I maxed out everything
Causing an insane amount of damage for profit
When Your Attacks Deal 738,469,287,361 Damage
Too much damage is not enough
This build could have failed before it even started
This game is darker than it looks
This gets dark fast
This game isn't out yet and I already broke it
Ending 6,478,379 lives for no reason
When 3000 years of evolution leads to mass chaos
If you thought THIS was crazy, you are wrong
We Doomed The World
Maximizing Damage For Profit
This shouldn't be possible by any means
Making numbers bigger and bigger until the game breaks
How did this even work
I love getting overpowered and melting enemies
From a single unit to an army of gods
Think fast or you will lose
When damage ends the world
I mined out everything and got all the upgrades
Destroying Bosses And Becoming Overpowered
This character breaks everything too easily
This upgrade is kind of hilarious
I Kept Upgrading Until I Couldn't Anymore
Making the stupidest choices and getting away with it
When you end 1,000,000,000 lives for no reason
It's all about the upgrades
I evolved everything to make me rich
I cause suffering with every part of my body
This upgrade is worth $637,467,589,726,364,578,321,276,273
This build destroys worlds
One way ticket to max damage
This is why you should always upgrade your damage
Making stupid decisions to become the strongest
I cause suffering for no reason
When fast food goes too far
A compilation of upgrades
When Farming Becomes A Roguelike
Tetris but it's a roguelike
Ludicrous upgrades made me too powerful for the game to handle
This upgrade changes everything
Wreck Everything For Profit
You're not supposed to have this much gold
This game is banned in half of the world for being too fun
When you invest in supernatural disasters
I went all the way to the bottom and got the treasure inside
Another dumb idea that makes me mega rich
This was weird but somehow it works
What happens when you get attacked by 729,367,478 enemies
When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once
I upgraded so much that I break everything instantly
I found an infinite XP glitch
I destroyed nature and made $635,478,589,625,165,289
When Capitalism Goes Too Far
I spend a fortune unlocking the CRAZIEST upgrades
Upgrading Unstoppable Monsters
I can't stop becoming massive
This upgrade made me $839,478,928,378,190,298,317 in 0.00007352 seconds
I make terrible mistakes that work
How this game became a trap
This dice will make you suffer
I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason
Making mountains of profit with no effort
When you end the universe 748,738,928,567,476 times over
Making a bigger mess than what I started with
This game will break you
Turning the world into money
A one way ticket to pain for all the idiots
Huh
Bro what
Blep
second
first:)
First