11:08 Honestly someone needs to make a mod where when Jager gets the MVP screen as Dead Baron he goes "SPIN THE WHEEL!" as he tosses the grenade. Also, probably one of the best MVP animations EVER.
The fact they all knew from just the first note alone, and all instinctively said no, really shows how much of a reputation Sans, and Megalovania have built.
(0:05) *Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yup, that’s me. No, not that guy *Points at Thermite*, that guy *Points at Recruit*. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation. I guess I’ll start from the beginning...
chorus Rattle me bones! Welcome aboard, maties Rattle me bones Rattle me bones Take what ye will but don't rattle me bones! Spin the wheel for the treasure to take Careful my friend or he'll rattle and shake! Rattle me bones. Turn the lights low there's a frightening glow but don't rattle me bones! [trumpet skeleton instrumental] Rattle me rattle me rattle me bones You can use your skill to take what you will You can take your fill But don't rattle me bones! batteries sold separately by ideal Edit: why the hell are people liking this?
At the beginning, that guy just be like "Whats that sound?" Then hears a muffled " A really big fricking hole coming right up" from Thermite from the other side of the wall.
directfunebru ubi has alot of names, but they never admire their dedication to games. They havent abandoned fh or r6 and its been 2 or more years. They may be ubigreed,ubishit, but they know how to keep a game alive
@@teenieweenie1628 No prob. Wanted to show my brother cause he wouldn't believe me, but had to spend 20 minutes combing back through to find it, so I'd figure other people just clicking in might want quick access.
@@justinowens2077 But the Dark Plague Doctor outfit is quite a morbid choice. All the current existing ones have no real substance or real horror to them
Randomly recommended my first badger video is an amazing experience What's more amazing is that badger and co. are still themselves yet they've improved so much after 4 years. What a legend 👏
The lootbox issue would be so much better if they replaced alpha packs with seasonal packs when you SPIN THE WHEEL for the duration of the event. I mean people would try to win, they'd play more, all would be good. But Ubi doesn't want you to play your game, to have fun, they just want your money. :( I think mad house was alot of fun, even with randos but I played it pretty early in the event so I don't know how it was in the last few days. In ~20 matches I played I had 2 that were toxic, other than that people tried to do alot of stupid shit since winning didn't matter, only kills did. Runouts they'd normally never do, holding weird angles, recruit rush and knives only were probably the highlights.
Spookipooh you realise that this game is 3 years old and they are still creating content for it... you think developers do this for free? No they need to be paid, so yes of course they want your money. This idea if I paid for a game so everything else should be free is so naive and childish.
@@Kombat_Wombat These games make huge amounts of profit, they aren't struggling to pay developers. This "developers need to make money" arguement is bullshit because nobody is suggesting otherwise. Its the excessively greedy decisions that people are criticizing. I already bought all of the season passes specifically so I could spend reknown on cosmetics. Yet, now I am expected to pay more money on top of that if I want access to the fun Halloween cosmetics. Even worse, I can't even buy the stuff I want, I have to buy EVERYTHING due to the RNG nature of lootboxes. I have already paid well over a hundred 100 dollars for this game but the poor poor multi-million dollar company still needs more money?
How to publish a Russian Badger video on RUclips: Have a character from the game on the thumbnail with blue or yellow background including video title. Make the title a pun or joke about topic, in all cap. Immediately follow up title with, | Have the game’s name in title (ex. SMACKS LIPS | Rainbow Six Siege) Pin favorite comment in comment section. Profit
*small doot*
*BIG DOOT*
*ENORMOUS DOOT*
ENOUMOUS DOOT
MEDIUM DOOT
microscopic doot
8:40
"NO FULL AUTO IN THE BUILDINGS"
"That's not full auto"
"no, this is"
8:49
The first one sounds like they are about to charge into battle!
DAYUM BRO O.K!
@@mopeysadface7449 i agree as well.
@@mopeysadface7449 Tally Ho!!!
8:49 is the cloaker sound
7:55 is still the best Badger moment of 2019, I cannot express this enough.
-video uploaded October of 2018-
A single note of a single instrument of a single melody is enough to get everyone up from their chairs and scream "no"
This is society
Where is that from?
My favorite is still
"Mmm" after the pack opening
As a trumpet player, I appreciated each doot and now have set a goal to be able to doot like he doots.
Crash Co. me too
@Tony Simmons wheel*
*R A T T L E M E B O N E S*
RATTLE ME DOOTS
*SPIN THE WHEEL OF DOOTS!*
I hope you succeed.
"The buddies that I play with could make virtually any game on the planet into a fun-filled afventure" That was genuinely super sweet lol
Wtf is your fkn prof pic
Pfp goes hard
"I think Ubisoft is better than this."
Old West Event: *looks away awkwardly*
Old west?
Doctor’s Curse: *”May I introduce myself.”*
Money heist: "I fink ye fergettin me."
Well, Money Heist was quite unremarkable.
@@thysquid2157 it was shite nothing to show except for the new skins
2:24 Clown doot
2:27 Normal doot
2:36 Victory doot
2:54 Taunt doot
8:40 Spam doot
8:49 Submachine doot
Thx for the like guys. I'm glad you enjoyed :)
Hephsmith True American Hero
Thank you.
You forgot 17:00 is the doot tempo
Thank you, Kanye. Very cool!
7:55 Megalodootia
7:46 tachakekang really playin the piano
18:37 you dare challenge us gods
I see our profile pictures are related
What song did he play?
@@theTarnished46 all star
18:36 the council will decide your fate
11:08 Honestly someone needs to make a mod where when Jager gets the MVP screen as Dead Baron he goes "SPIN THE WHEEL!" as he tosses the grenade.
Also, probably one of the best MVP animations EVER.
Rattle Me Bones!
sPIN ThE WHEEeL
7:54 megalovania intensifies
7:55 call of duty zombies belike
You have now activated bad time
slav slavson nO
The fact they all knew from just the first note alone, and all instinctively said no, really shows how much of a reputation Sans, and Megalovania have built.
NO.
7:53 though, just after one note everyone knew what was about to go down
That's how iconic the song has become throughout the entire internet.
7:54 here's a slightly better timestamp :-l
@@spygaming1204 congrats, one second lmao, so not worth
how bout 7:55
Whats that from?
8:49 Doot achieves ultimate evolution: Doot Uzi
Dootzi
Doozi
dootdootdootdootdootdootdootdoot
@@dragonslayer6644 FRUK U, YA TOOK MAH IDEA
@@razorwolf2758 dont worry there is many mods you can attach to the dootzi
Suggestion for this year's Halloween: people who are toxic and get banned during the event mode get jump-scared as they're kicked!
Thanks Einstein :)
Good idea
But what if you’re not toxic and you just accidentally lose a round and your teammates dog you and kick you?
@@legopachycephalosaurus6825 NO MERCY
RATTLE ME BONES
(0:05)
*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yup, that’s me. No, not that guy *Points at Thermite*, that guy *Points at Recruit*. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation. I guess I’ll start from the beginning...
This ain’t mega mind mute
Baba o reilly starts playing
Did you actually know how close your doom was?
this isnt very cash money
This man was like, “aight. I’m bouta head out.”
16:04 there is a ghost there. It’s in closet. I never noticed that in all my time playing the Mad House event
Steven Sears my man got eyes
Don’t look Marian
I don’t see it
Oh yeah
Soba Dragon good movie reference
Everytime they went doot I laughed
0:47
2:24
2:28
2:36
2:54
5:45
7:05 (missed this one)
7:43
8:39
8:59
9:32
10:23 not a doot but funny
11:48
16:50
And the megalovania: 7:54
8:59 is not a doot
Thank you you beautiful person 😂😂📢 Also to add to the doots: 9:41 and 9:49
@@mementomori3930I think he meant 8:49, the UZI doot
chorus
Rattle me bones!
Welcome aboard, maties
Rattle me bones
Rattle me bones
Take what ye will but don't rattle me bones!
Spin the wheel for the treasure to take
Careful my friend or he'll rattle and shake!
Rattle me bones.
Turn the lights low there's a frightening glow but don't rattle me bones!
[trumpet skeleton instrumental]
Rattle me rattle me rattle me bones
You can use your skill to take what you will
You can take your fill
But don't rattle me bones!
batteries sold separately
by ideal
Edit: why the hell are people liking this?
cw206 a
*Mmmmmm, Perfection*
Deafault dance played
I read the first verse like the spongbob intro song.
*inhales* SPIN THE WHELL
Valk: So how about that airline fo....
Jager: "DOOT"
Valk: Wtf my jo....
Jager: SPIN THE WHEEL
Valk: I qui...
Jager: "DOOT" "DOOT"
IronAce OfSpades I got dead baron first try
"DOOT"
*EXTRA REVERB* DOOTTTTTTTT
IronAce OfSpades I just remember the trombone meme with Dead Barron chasing Valkyrie with doots
16:48 I never laughed so hard at a doot.
Doots in mating call
JAGER PLEASE-
*DOOT*
17:40
Badger “Don’t Even WORRY, I got that report in my finger is the fastest in the west.”
Ubisoft: _Hold my beer_
I literally heard the Modern Warfare Challenge Completed sound effect in my head when the ban message popped up
16:49 scaring the kids small doot
Fuze IMPOSTER!!!!!!
Blyat
the only way to know who's real is who can kill the hostage first
16:53
Wahhhhhhhhaw
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you” spawn peeks entire enemy team*
Carnage that’s a rage quit right there.
RATTLE EM BOYS
@@Agent_Frost😂
That Pavlov response we get from the first note in Megalovania sends us back in a Nam-esque flashback to Sans bending us over a barrel.
Yes
It has become cemented in meme history
DAMN YOU PAVLOV
...You hear it and immediately go, "...Welp, I'm dying again."
@@anthonywhite4656 I understood that reference
That twomad joke didn't age well 😂
*sad doot*
ong
The name tickles the back of my memory, but could you help me remember who he was?
@@jorgey4 “i know we couldn’t skype to night but that’s alright good night girls see you tomorrow AUGGGHHHH
@@jorgey4The lad that was huffin and puffin and huffin and puffin and that went to kitchen to make himself a sandwich
5:57 *_*Dosent show vigil*_* i see what you did there.
*I don't see what you did there*
CosmicKitten10 dd
@@mariushategan3450 vigil can disappear
😂
@@operatorarchangel it was a joke because vigil can disappear. I know the game
When you were going through he operators and had no photo in there for vigil at 5:50 I laughed so hard.
HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE!
Its cuz vigil ability you know that fecking meme
i guessed we never saw him coming
Badger: *places down ADS*
Twitch Noise: EXTRA T H I C C
Tobin?: Doot
EXTRA DOOT
At the beginning, that guy just be like
"Whats that sound?"
Then hears a muffled " A really big fricking hole coming right up" from
Thermite from the other side of the wall.
I literally have been coming back every now and then, to this particular video just to watch the particular scene at 7:54
That intro hit harder than
*FBI OPEN UP*
that intro hit harder than a bass can drop
Thay intro was harder then....
My pp
That intro hit harder than my dad does
@@yammie_r6 lol
What about Ali-A's old intro
Girls- I love it when he uses his tongue
Boys- **flutter tongue doot in C#**
I thought he played an A
Mr. Bearjangles Gresko e
I'm pretty sure its f c idk all I know is it has an f
@@paulsc4689 it thinks its a F
@@geraldmiller1257 concert F. Its a G on trumpet
18:40 yep... it's confirmed, badger can see the future
truly
"Lieutenant Dan always said life is like a box of cigarettes: They're expensive and don't last too long."
“Instead of stop worrying about grenades now it’s”
Twitch notifs:EXTRA THICC
9:29
Flash "I'm the fastest man alive " Siege ban hammer "What did you say"
Blitz: hold my beer
Fastest ban in the west
7:58 Everyone: NO.
Spoopy skeletons named Sans: So you have chosen...DEATH.
*LOADS BONES WITH BAD TIMES AND SINS CRAWLING UP YOUR BACK*
"ubi is forcing me to pay 50$ for these packs"
*Looks up in corner*
*13259 R6 CREDITS BABY*
Maybe Siege has flung its fling, there are other, better games coming out. Not gonna fund Ubigreed, not stupid.
U just spent the $50 faster lol
fast boy looks up in corner 48 R6 Credits
directfunebru ubi has alot of names, but they never admire their dedication to games. They havent abandoned fh or r6 and its been 2 or more years. They may be ubigreed,ubishit, but they know how to keep a game alive
i only have 180 credits
Give Recruit a Skin. Yes? No? Idk
Yes
Yes. Like the outbreak one.
Give him a white mask terrorist elite skin
Yes
Bring back face scanning.
I want to be M870 rushed by a bunch of people with Sonic dolls for their face. Cause I just know that'd happen.
well, i'm fu- *EXPLOSION*
No it’s well, I’m fu *big ass explosion* Okay?😂😂😂😂
K1ngSc0ut 24 K
8:40 I keep repeating this. xD It's just too freaking funny.. I never laughed this hard at Doot before..
RRATLE EM BOYS
*DOOTS*
nothing can stop me
*I'M ALL THE WAY UP*
What's the time stamp
8:30
notin can stop me IMA BE ALL THE UP
When I heard the slightest of megalovania my reaction
"Oh shit my alarm I'm late"
7:52 for those of you who want a close time stamp.
@@josephcola9662 THANK YOU
@@teenieweenie1628 No prob. Wanted to show my brother cause he wouldn't believe me, but had to spend 20 minutes combing back through to find it, so I'd figure other people just clicking in might want quick access.
7:54 I just loved how everybody knew from one singular note tho
15:32 That unenthusiastic "Hibana's outside" instantly followed by the explosion had me dying bro 🤣
That doot when you get a kill needs to be in the game.
Jazz music stops*
DOOT MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*
Sans undertale
7:54
@@iamthone1jr116 * 7:55
Dear god. A badger video...
*RATTLE MODE* : ENGAGED
SuperGaming Dude RATTLED
I feel like if reincarnation is a thing you die and just hear “SPIN THE WHEEL!”
8:43 had me dead *RATTLE ME BONES*
It would have been cool if doc got a plague doctor skin
I would have loved that idea but for Smoke
Dank wanker Smoke coulda got a grim reaper or maybe a zombie outfit (glowing eyes from the gas mask would be awesome)
That would've been too dark. I like the idea, but that would've too much chief
Lil Will Jäger is a literal skeleton and a dude in a bird costume is too much
@@justinowens2077 But the Dark Plague Doctor outfit is quite a morbid choice. All the current existing ones have no real substance or real horror to them
I was so lucky to get Jägers Headgear in my first pack. I play the trumpet myself which makes the whole situation even better.
I'm happy for you
Make a vid of u doing a doot
The same thing happend to me
@@rowansmith7214 hey do u need Xbox live or PS plus to play rainbow
Spoggi99 same though I was scared cuz I missed the event but it still gave me one so I opened it and got the headgear
Bro was foreshadowing the twomad
Had fun playing Jäger’s special skin during the event.
*_Now I shall suffer forever._*
Recruit catapult, whoever you launch loses their head hitbox
EDIT: SpIn ThE WhEeL
EDIT 2: thx for the likes and also
RaTtLe Me BoNeS
Take a shot every time someone says "spin the wheel"
Drunk for days
Alcohol poising
*dead*
SPIN THE WHEEL
Me at the mechanics
*Drinks 2 whole bottles of vodka*
Eh I did it *falls on floor drunk*
Randomly recommended my first badger video is an amazing experience
What's more amazing is that badger and co. are still themselves yet they've improved so much after 4 years. What a legend 👏
im honestly disappointed because you didnt call them
red doots
that definitely rattled my bones
*DON'T TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT PLEASE*
@@gsassman5249 kinky
@@t0fuu957 I SAID DON'T TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT WTF
@@gsassman5249 We all know certain bones were rattled 😏😏😉👌👌😉😏😏😏😏😉😏😉😏😉😏😏😉😏😉😉😉😉😏😉😏😉😏😉
@@gsassman5249 hot.
*Single note of Megalovania*
...And bad times are inbound like a motherfucking tactical nuke.
3:11 im disappointed that you didnt take the oportunity to yell *SPIN THE WHEEL*
You can't buy them directly you have to *SPIN THE WHEEL*
Some rando: No full doot in buildings. Badger: That’s not full doot, this is *rapid doot*
i used a flash hider and sat outside to mess with the defenders.
*it was toxic*
SPIN THE WHEEL
BET
Your not a evil your superevil
That Intro hit harder than Rook hits the buffet
Wilfre LARDEX, DESTROYER OF BUFFETS
(skeleton meme) *YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW*
DAUBENY SHOW YOURSELF
That sans one tho got me so fast XD everyone knew immediately
18:23 in chat “screw that guy man”
Inbred jerk had it comin to em
18:36 YOU DID WHAT
TWOMAD in rainbow 6 OMEGALUL
Joshua Huang twomad more like twobad :OMEGALOL:
SPIN THE WHEEL!!!
1:57
5:00
7:25
7:33
9:12
11:05
16:49
19:27
And remember SPIN THE WHEEL
I did have fun with the map, however the pack deal stressed me out.
Raven True
edge lord
I got dem for 3 dollars. Not 55. Go to a website that sells r6 credits for cheap make sure to have 2fa though. Pc only
@@MenkIsAMubtadiiDeobandi 2fa?
@@ja--getti6593 2 factor authentication
The lootbox issue would be so much better if they replaced alpha packs with seasonal packs when you SPIN THE WHEEL for the duration of the event. I mean people would try to win, they'd play more, all would be good. But Ubi doesn't want you to play your game, to have fun, they just want your money. :(
I think mad house was alot of fun, even with randos but I played it pretty early in the event so I don't know how it was in the last few days. In ~20 matches I played I had 2 that were toxic, other than that people tried to do alot of stupid shit since winning didn't matter, only kills did. Runouts they'd normally never do, holding weird angles, recruit rush and knives only were probably the highlights.
Spookipooh you realise that this game is 3 years old and they are still creating content for it... you think developers do this for free? No they need to be paid, so yes of course they want your money. This idea if I paid for a game so everything else should be free is so naive and childish.
@@Kombat_Wombat These games make huge amounts of profit, they aren't struggling to pay developers. This "developers need to make money" arguement is bullshit because nobody is suggesting otherwise. Its the excessively greedy decisions that people are criticizing. I already bought all of the season passes specifically so I could spend reknown on cosmetics. Yet, now I am expected to pay more money on top of that if I want access to the fun Halloween cosmetics. Even worse, I can't even buy the stuff I want, I have to buy EVERYTHING due to the RNG nature of lootboxes. I have already paid well over a hundred 100 dollars for this game but the poor poor multi-million dollar company still needs more money?
Shut the fuck up.
Friend: how are you?
Me: oh I’m doing just fine I’m 8:31
Lol
XxUltra GamingxX YES!
I'm ALL THE WAY UP
My eardrums DX
that twomad line aged like milk
How to publish a Russian Badger video on RUclips:
Have a character from the game on the thumbnail with blue or yellow background including video title.
Make the title a pun or joke about topic, in all cap.
Immediately follow up title with, |
Have the game’s name in title (ex. SMACKS LIPS | Rainbow Six Siege)
Pin favorite comment in comment section.
Profit
Very accurate
MasterOfGamingM very accurate indeed
Don't forget the Dawn of War references
you forgot the royalty free music at the end, starting with some mindfuckery shit then the follow up with MOAR (misspelling of badger)
AND BEFORE THAT MUSIC HE DOES A LITTLE MONOLOGUE STRTING WITH AND THATS ABOUT IT
A skeleton defending u and a zombie rescuing u, chills
“This event has made Siege the scariest it’s ever been!”
DOOT
7:55 I involuntarily *SCREAMED* 😂
My dog fricken went *W H I T E*
Hes technically my uncle’s and he’s a pitch black pitbull with red eyes
6:12 Can you unsee recruit licking his lips after I pointed this out?
No
His lips are dry man he’s just moisturizing them so they don’t get all crispy
NO
Nope
Vigil is invisble in the defender counting, am I the only one to laugh ?
No I'm laug- DOOTING
Doot
I noticed it and fucking died
Finally I found some one else who noticed
Angry boi:says bad word
Badger and the bois: YOU DARE OPOSE ME MORTAL
He's feelin ALL THE WAY UP at 8:30 Lmao
Finally i find somebody that acknowledges it
My favorite things combined: russian badger, r6s and spoopy doot.
11:35 Anybody old enough to appreciate that American Pie reference
Ur probably 15
@@rickypezz ok linus tech tips
deadass, the single note from megalovania decked me
7:54 I love how everyone can recognize Megalovania just from the first note.
omfg, he literally looks exactly like Forest Gump.
4:09 - I never expected that Harry Enfield reference...
7:55 Do you wanna have a bad ti-
NO!
What was the name of that song I know it but can’t remember the name
@@TROOPERG megalovania
Sans is not amused.
*Megalovania intensifies*
Twomad in rainbow takes on a whole new meaning now
This was my first Badger video that got me into Siege! Thanks so much badger, I watch this over and over
7:54
Who else is here after Sans Undertale made it into Super Smash Bros Ultimate as a Mii Gunner costume?
Wut?
@@Madz00000 yep. Sans is in Smash. Kinda old news though.
Trumpet charm to go with Jägers spook skin when?
YES
1:16 now after 5 years this twomad joke aged like fine milk
Brought to you by the calcium gang
that aint it chief.
IT DA M14 GANG BITTCH.
@@mfThump *NO BROTHER IT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE EMPEROR*
@@max7694 no its brought to you by communism
@Shawl Tahir yeah my b
Badger: Finka is a grunt from the breakout event.
Me: Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort
Anyone here after ‘Doktor’s curse’ came out?
😉
Yup
Nah
Yea
Indeed
All I can think about now is a skeleton going "doot doot" with a trumpet
Some red paint and Valk could be like that nun from Crossed.
Gave me chills.
SpecShadow horsecock!
Who came here just for the trumpet
Yeah and if you play it then you understand how the uzi doot thing makes your teeth itch
@@JosephBallin320 no not to me but pencil screeching makes me wanna suicide
Minecraft Miners995 Me
Doo Doot
19:37
Sledge with SG-CQB?
IQ with L85?!
The Lord with ANOTHER LMG?!?!
What kind of footage is this?!
Lucas Silva spooky
Benchmark
Omg spoopy
Lucas Silva footage of all operators wit swoped weapons
1:16
This statements hits on a WHOLE ‘NOTHER LEVEL now 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀