Hey, brazilian here, and Capitão's "portuguese" voice lines actually sound a lot like Spanish, not Portuguese, if I'm not mistaking the voice actor for Capitão isn't even brazilian, unlike Cav and her's great voice lines :)
Lucas Abreu qq eu te fiz pra tu me ofender assim? ele fez algo, eu respondi pois me chateou, e vc vem falando de mim sem motivo aparente? e que caso? Como atacar pessoas na internet: Fale da foto de perfil delas e se o ingles delas nao for tão bom, fale dele também! mesmo se a pessoa nao ter feito nada contra você.
People: “vape good” Me: “it’s literally steam! Steam is water! Your lungs aren’t designed for water! You would get more worth by just drowning in the pool
Or just..... Give him back his Frags in mean.... He got shit tier weapon a gadget just useful if you capping the objective or plant the defuser the only things he got is 3 speed tier and an LMG bit.... You wanna know who got an good LMG and 3 speed? Iq and she got fra.... Oh wait nope nope i forgot that they remove the only reason of why people take IQ sorry sorry i forgot the balance and shit
He.... Hm. I think he's okay but maybe your right. I didn't like his LMG though I haven't tried it since the LMG's got buff that happened awhile ago. But yeah he fun as fuk.
Y’all better not be clapping cheeks in this video. Or that’ll be very not epic
SuperGaming Dude you know what is epic?
Going to McDonald’s and asking for the fortnite burger
SuperGaming Dude too late
ｂｕｅｎｏｓ ｄｉａｓ ｍａｎｄｙ
that’s not very cash money of you
"Fewer eyes, more bullets" he keeps a spare mag in his eye socket
Oh no...
I can feel that.
Nevermind oh yes!
What happens when he has the saw? Does he just have a box mag in his skull?
@@dalto07k60 yes
Everytime bajur says "chat" I like to think he's talking to a guy named Chat who's just standing there watching him play
Yotam Ravid “pogs in chat”
69 likes nice
*POG*
Online teacher everyone go talk in chat
The kid named Chat:...o_O
Like a little brother just wachting ya play
CAPITÃO CLAPITÃO CAN’T SEE HALF THE MAPITÃO
Kyle Webb wow
Your a Genius I love you
OOF
Give that man a medal! And an eyeball!
Jayson Bennett just give me credit Lol
Capitao: where’s the hostage
Fuze planting a charge: every where
Fuze: There, over there, and up there
*There about to be in the sky*
Fuze: what’s a hostage?
@@philippdolschan7669 Achmed reference.
fuse: YES
*grim sky comes out*
RussianBadger: Capitão video
Me: but what about clash or mav-
RussianBadger: CAPITÃO. VIDEO.
Bajur does what he wants.
clapitao is a counter to clash so it is understandable
It’s because he’s black
Clash is English so she’s not really black
Cooper Cowden What
21:05 "In Soviet Bloc, I was born and raised, in the gulags, where I spent most of my days." LOL
21:10 "I have present for you. An 7.62..." LOL
Exactly what I was after lmao
shut up
“*Cough Cough* “BLYAT”.”
21:16 you shoot more accurately for fear of hitting fingers.
That 7.62 looked more like a 12.7 (Russian.50 bmg)
20:24 You're welcome.
Thank you fellow comrade
BLYAAAAAAAT
*clears throat* BLYAT
Really need a clip of that, lol
B y l a t
"Only hit fingers twice so far, still have eight left."
On this hand
I have 11 fingies
"They hit my fingies mom!" 🤣
*Not for long*
AAH seven
Lets not forget hes the only proper counter to the angery bald black woman
Idk, hitting her with zofie's impacts is pretty fun
"British woman literally too angry to die"
Tatcher
You can switch and kill him really easily.
Thatcher shits in her cereal pretty hard too.
Chucking an emp and then rushing her has worked more than it should.
I used to deal *drugs*
I did *drugs*
I had to deal *drugs*
I even had to deal *drugs*
And I was so good at it...
It got me moar
*d r u g s*
Voodoo one bandit informs you of his sordid history with narcotics
Hhhmmmmmm
*SNORTING INTENSIFIES*
Voodoo one, viper's on station.
Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs
"In Soviet Russia born and raise, Right in the gulags is where I spent most of my days."
No its
In Soviet Bloc born and raised in the gulags is where I spent most of my days
Yall bout to get clapped
Gengar Gaming yeah, that’s what he said what’s the point in quoting him?
Is that a motherfucking Fresh Prince Reference?!?!
Dying
Hey, brazilian here, and Capitão's "portuguese" voice lines actually sound a lot like Spanish, not Portuguese, if I'm not mistaking the voice actor for Capitão isn't even brazilian, unlike Cav and her's great voice lines :)
sério? 2 anos jogando, e nesse coment de 4 meses atrás... só fui descobri iss agr
Brasil garai
verdade pura
Shut UP
@@pepitaplayz9645 No u
He attac,
he estract,
but most importantly
his vision wack
*DON'T WORRY BOYS I HAVE AN EYEBALL IN MY GUN, IT'S COVERING OUR 6*
*Wacc*
WACC
OoOoOoOof
No one gonna mention it's spelled extract
17:33 When I’m being sneaky and I run into a bee hive.
Agreed
Fuk bees
Best part
Most underrated Skullker quote.
18:11 is another one that works so perfectly with alex Jones's bees lol
capitão needs a googley eye as his next head gear over his eye patch
nah just a picture of his right eye, but flipped
@@Janes_Jam like demoman
@Ubisoft Hire this person, now.
16:53 that transition was so good
"In Soviet bloc
I was born raised
In the gulags where
I spent most of my days."
Quality poetry
👌
This needs to be a full song
Da
Back in russia
i was in gulag for days
sitting there
absorbing suns rays
*bloc
Capitao has like 6 different voice lines for "I'm too old for this shit..."
21:05 best part of this whole thing in my opinion
Indeed
One of the best poems I’ve ever heard
I need a full version
18:10 never gets old
same for 17:33
**knock knock knock**
I'M HERE TO-
F U C K
🅱️ E E S
God, DAMN
Time stamps: 12:05 and 18:44 and 19:18
Ur welcome have a nice day :))
aj Heath + 4:16
19:16 is the final GOD, DAMN 19:18 is right after it ends
How does he do that?
I love you
Love the Baku reference
18:11 is hilarious
i’m here to F U C K
🅱️ E E S
* 20:24
21:06
1:32 uldren sov when everybody says that they loved cayde
hey brudda i apologize but i left the guardians to be with the rainbow six
very sorry but remember : Uldren is dead so it ain't ur worry no moar
What’re you even tryna say here
If we get a elite skin for cap, he needs to have two eyes
Shades would be more badass along with his eyepatch fam.
No, he needs 0 eyes
Bro double eyepatch
He would have a hole and one eye
What about 5 eyes?
"nobody expects the Brazilian inquisition"
Am Brazilian and can confirm.
Edit: WoW sO mAnY lIkEs Oh MaH gAwD
Noone cares about your shit country.
xDooM? wtf? And nobody cares about your shitty life.
Nicholas Menezes meu chapa, essa foto de perfil e esse inglês rasgado não ta ajudando o seu caso
HUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEHUE
Lucas Abreu qq eu te fiz pra tu me ofender assim? ele fez algo, eu respondi pois me chateou, e vc vem falando de mim sem motivo aparente? e que caso?
Como atacar pessoas na internet: Fale da foto de perfil delas e se o ingles delas nao for tão bom, fale dele também! mesmo se a pessoa nao ter feito nada contra você.
Finka has nanites
Thatcher has an emp grenade
Smoke has a poisonous gas
And then there’s capitao coming through with a crossbow
I bet 5 bucks in CLAPITAO
And Twitch and Echo have drones
Laughs in Sledge
@@ethanpike428 *laughs in caviera*
@@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 laughs in Goyo
0:50
*Warden comes out*
Badger: well, this is definitely worse.
17:31 had me in tears
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked...
Lmfao
Im so glad other people get this
Only Capitao master of all 4 crossbow bolts could stop them,but when rainbow six needed him most, he vanished.
RikCooper 18 YES
😂😂😂😂 is that from rick and morty the anime???
“Because Ubisoft doesn’t watch this far into my videos”
@@Etchasketchi yo it is
18:44 when your teammate drops an ace
3:18 "im not gonna draw you a diagram" (draws a diagram)
Spectrum *
@@TheGodLegendPro spectrum diagram
@@TheGodLegendPro yea you on that 😂
When capitao gets an ace he starts smoking a cigar no one knows this tho because capitao has never aced
Ouch.
i had a 1v4 clutch with him, against a jager, maestro, doc and rook
Oof
@@tmaelo7358 RIP
@@isaiahgann3804 no you didnt
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wants eye bacc
He protec he attac but most importantly he think crack is wack
The "I hold gun like this to shoot more accurately" bit made me choke. My lord you guys make me laugh
So wait, he has:
Water (freezing people in place like ice)
Fire (literal fire)
Air (smoke)
So my dude throws a rock and he's Avatar
Someone You Don't Know his gun throws hard rocks
Chief you smart
Yes, @Tony Soprano! Metal, to be actual. Lead, to be exact.
Someone You Don't Know no he only has fire and smoke but you can use the fire to force people into corners
Someone You Don't Know he doesn’t have water
8:22 to 9:13 best minute of my week
10:52 T pose recruit!
You mean our Lord and savior "Jebebus?"
6:11 he's starving heavenly's ass of oxygen.
4:13 your welcome
4.13 the number of homestuck
john kellermen much appreciated
How do i find the sound effect
I’m from Chicago and I’m gunna pull up on your bloc and let that .40 Bang
.40*
South Chicago or north im from the northern suburbs
I'm from South-West
Zeo The SnowWolf they be blasting Young boy never broke again out there
Badger: “let me axe you a question”
My father and I in sync: “let me axe you in the head”
18:10 BEE far the best part of the video
OH MY GOD :DDDDDD
I was dying!!🤣😂
I also died at 17:32
24:02 is the best part
@@AintNoWaye oh cuz ur butthurt i get it
I paid for those epic looking capitao skins and now badger is using them and I look like some 14 year old badger fan who mic spam about your vids
*DO YOU KNOW THE RUclipsR RUSSIAN BADGER*
NO ANIME
A Bundle Of Sticks I feel
Same lmaoooo
Oof
*Give him Back his grenades, take them back from finka*
He have nades ?
Zukulent Mike no that will make him too goo
@@AHappyCub Had, but IQ took em and then Finka took them
@@AHappyCub
Back on 2016 he had grenades for like one month and half till they gave him claymore...
Zukulent Mike that would be a mistake way worse than ela during the blood orchard
1:40 "From Here On Out, You’re Big Boss."
Take a shot every time badger says "we did it fellas"
(Make sure to call 911 in advance)
'Muricans trying to play the drinking game. ^
I'm at the hospital rn getting a dialysis
your hairline is receding faster than credit karma can save me.
Hi there person with the same profile pic as me.
@@alkisleftheriotis9931 XD hi
C.G.S. Gaming it looks like you replied to your self
21:00 for the Soviet Bloc thing
CyanideInMyCereal thank u
You see Ivan when you hold gun like this you shoot more accurately for fear of hitting fingers only hit fingers twice so far, still have two left
Thx
Benjamin Raskin wait....Nomad = Russian Ivan?
You're my hero.
He attacc,
He attacc,
But most importantly,
He attacc.
How is this 80 year old man 3 Speed and Twitch 2 Speed like dafuq
UrMoM twitch is wearing more body armor
Captain arthritis out here
Steroids
Black guys run faster? 😂
UrMoM no fried chicken in his diet
I just love it when Grouse just goes "WOW YOUR ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT"
One day a non-portuguese speaker will be able to say Capitão
TheOnlyDavidG. They don't even know what the "ã" means, and they won't waste their time searching it. "Capitao" is good enough, I guess.
Nobody really cares about it but your commentary was funny.
mas esse dia ainda nao é hoje
I'm Spanish and I think I can
Mark704 so it's "capitano"?
Me: goes to make a Demoman joke
Bager: I'm gonna ruin this man's career
The meme references are seriously what makes Russian badger a GOD.
Capitao is ana's lost brother
Capitao is ana's father
look at his lacking skills list LOL
he has her other eye
No sandy 😂😂😂
You are Justin y 2
24 minutes of badger?? Is this heaven
"less eyes,more bullets." How d'u explain zofia lmg?
Cleysonn less ass more bullets 😂😂
"Nobody expects the Brazilian Inquisition!"
HUEHUESITION INBOUND!!!
Capitao can only read half his name, that's why people call him cap.
@Fake Donut Operator by the time you say the other half of her name your already dead
3 speed tachanka you’re*
Wouldn’t it be itao because it’s the right half of his name?
@@Sparten459 I plead the 5th
he would see ito. his left eye is gone. not right
0:23 as soon as he said that my jaw dropped because I literally was about to type that he right
People: “vape good”
Me: “it’s literally steam! Steam is water! Your lungs aren’t designed for water! You would get more worth by just drowning in the pool
“If I were a bad operator, I wouldn’t be sitting here- oh wait, wait, never mind”
-Crapitao 2018
King MCZephyros hi
READ MORE
Neck Head nice try
Or just..... Give him back his Frags in mean.... He got shit tier weapon a gadget just useful if you capping the objective or plant the defuser the only things he got is 3 speed tier and an LMG bit.... You wanna know who got an good LMG and 3 speed? Iq and she got fra.... Oh wait nope nope i forgot that they remove the only reason of why people take IQ sorry sorry i forgot the balance and shit
no
21:05 is good memes
but the real question is if he has a pistol mag holder that holds cigars, or is it a custom made BOPE cigar holder
No no it goes he lights a cigar puts it in his crossbow and shoots it into the objective
11:56 stop pls no, no more no more amongus
He needs an elite and the mvp wouod be him lighting up a backwoods cigar
Golden Scythe I wish
When ur sick and Badger tells a joke right before ur about cough so you start wheezing.
Not literally. You're*
I'm from Chicago and I'm keep it unreal engine 4 with u chief...
*U RITE*
4:00 R.I.P. Hostage 2018-2017
The hostage lost one year during his death.
21:00 - That Russian impersonation was absolutely hilarious comedy gold. 🤣❤️🤣❤️
“Worse character that begins with C”
Me,who’s played Skyrim for hundreds of ours:CICERO
You: Right in the mouth
Me, an intellectual: Right in the cortex
Fake Donut Operator r/wooooosh
ethan hatcher MY KARMA!!
Capitao should have backwoods cigars in his mouth for his elite
No he should get hes eye back
Thats all he should get only hes eye nothing else changes
no he should become the Demoman from TF2
or he should get a picture of his eye taped on to his eyepatch
They predicted nomad with the “only hit two fingers so far”
Badger: "...anythings better then vaping"
Me: *Takes big AF drag off my vape* Yeah... hes right.
lol same. i was hitting my vape right as he said that lul.
Nobody expects the brazilian inquisition.
My friend, I confirm that cuz i am brazilian.
18:03 Dang, he looks like Deathstroke from DC...
...awesome...
Whenever capitao is down and there was just one enemy left he’s literally captain price at the end of MW3
"My man Capitão has smoke, and fire"
AVATAR
*im from Germany and we pull up wit dat 30’ weinershienel*
In Good ol' München we finna pull up wit dat .45 Bratwurst
Jåger Shizka [German Officer] I gonna pull out my .45 Beer
Jåger Shizka [German Officer] i thought u pull up on them jews blocks with the gas nades
Enemy: tango spotted
Badger: vats on headshot
13:15, goddamn 5 years later just to realize it said "moar sense"
8:52 your welcome
Jäger when he sees the hostage being taken
So anyways I started blasting
11:55 this hits different in 2021
4:14 when I finally bought R6 and it’s just as good as *Burger* describes it
u better not diss the best operator in the game because thats not very cash money of you
BlameTheGaem well sir I’d have you know lord Chankster is an existing op
Yee
12:47 look at the frost on the left side ... lol
Why are the Brazilian operators the most terrifying ones, god DAMN calm down
Because Brazil is a scary place.
Você não faz ideia do que acontece aqui, só posso dizer que a representação da Ubisoft está bem fiel a realidade
cavira scares the shit out of me
To put things in perspective, last week a presidential candidate was stabbed while meeting supporters on the street.
@@TheSadSeaMonkeys Absolutely, the only exit for this situation is the international airport
3:20 that’s ironic because one time i lost a round because capitao accidentally burnt the hostage
11:55 he said sus before amog us
You've been banned for 30 minutes for saying Nicaraguan.
3 speed tachanka So I can’t say my heritage anymore?
lol am nicaraguan have to explain to black kids what i say
Instaspam279 I remember when I was in middle school I had to explain to Mexican kids what “Hijo de su puta madre deja de joderme” means
I G O T S T U C K I N T H E T O I L E T and what does that mean
Am person “Son of a bitch, piss off”
11:56 ahead of his time fr
little did he know that “sus” would be a common word in 2021
19:30 badger predicted the you're going to brazil meme
Capitão is underpowered
But he be fun
He.... Hm. I think he's okay but maybe your right. I didn't like his LMG though I haven't tried it since the LMG's got buff that happened awhile ago.
But yeah he fun as fuk.
Bring back nades? 😂
His omg is dope
I fucking love him and his lmg, maybe I'm just playing against idiots but god damn is the m249 fun
hes pretty strong on bomb tho
Why do you look like a good guy version of Quentin Tarantino.
Nah he’s tom hanks
3:10, “Capitão is good at saving hostages”, 2:15 …. You sure?