TikTok's INSANE Alpha Dating Coach (Alpha Dom)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @BaddieBunnie
    @BaddieBunnie 7 месяцев назад +694

    The best thing to happen is that someone actually ran into this dude at the gym and the guy TOWERED over him and was like "hey can i get a picture with you?" Dom said no so the gym bro grabbed him by the back of the shirt and said "I dont have to take your rejection." And held him still for a picture.

    • @fuchsialocks592
      @fuchsialocks592 7 месяцев назад +145

      Everytime I hear this story I smile like the Grinch

    • @sarahboan8756
      @sarahboan8756 6 месяцев назад +55

      That is fantastic lol

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 6 месяцев назад +54

      That was undeniably iconic

    • @morganicsmoothie964
      @morganicsmoothie964 5 месяцев назад +20

      That's so fkn good

    • @sophroniel
      @sophroniel 3 месяца назад +19

      incredible....
      .... knowledge this happened has cured my depression

  • @blessingkisonde2568
    @blessingkisonde2568 7 месяцев назад +603

    He is so gross, I am running to the woods with a bear

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior 7 месяцев назад +47

      The hairy gay guy: "Sure. Would love the company!"
      😂 a play on words

    • @angycat4262
      @angycat4262 7 месяцев назад

      I'll take it, we can pick berries and make jams together ​@@Gchildwarrior

    • @ALT-vz3jn
      @ALT-vz3jn 7 месяцев назад

      I would rather hang out with an army of bears than this Alpha Dom turd. My vag sealed up shut at the sight of him.

    • @chaoryka
      @chaoryka 6 месяцев назад +11

      im stealing a bear from a zoo and running in the woods with it to avoid this man

    • @321hackertime5
      @321hackertime5 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@chaorykasick the bear on him

  • @northernstormpetrel
    @northernstormpetrel 7 месяцев назад +499

    the absolute whiplash between that one message being immediately followed up by “how tall are you btw” is actually insane

  • @99baking
    @99baking 7 месяцев назад +403

    If I was wearing leggings and someone said "your fly is down" I would assume it's just a dad joke and laughed, absolutely no way any woman "chased him down" over that lmao. Hes such a psychopath he assumes everyone else has the same violent reactions to things that he does

    • @Dankyjabo
      @Dankyjabo  7 месяцев назад +59

      Legendary comment

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 7 месяцев назад +8

      this should be top comment, you read the guy

    • @ALT-vz3jn
      @ALT-vz3jn 7 месяцев назад +12

      100% agree. There’s absolutely no way any woman chased him over that lame dad joke. She’d either laugh or roll her eyes, that’s about it.

    • @kitsterangel
      @kitsterangel 3 месяца назад +3

      Ya I'd assume he's just trying to be funny and move on lmao. Just another reason I think he's talked to very few women bc I've gotten these types of dad jokes from awkward dudes several times

    • @emmawikander8382
      @emmawikander8382 Месяц назад

      Same! I only wear leggings and dresses/skirts and I would not have chased anyone down, in ANGER for such comment. I'd probably shrug at most and write in the group chat to the other girlies that a creep made a weird joke ...

  • @yeatard
    @yeatard 7 месяцев назад +217

    4:03 "you're not entering the female anything" had me dead

  • @eropandasennin13
    @eropandasennin13 7 месяцев назад +357

    "I'm an Alpha Dom!"
    And my uncle works at Nintendo.

    • @georgeloyal2051
      @georgeloyal2051 7 месяцев назад +20

      And my aunt's the Roblox CEO

    • @angycat4262
      @angycat4262 7 месяцев назад +17

      And my dad is Gordon Ramsey, I have rib eye with poached eggs on my avocado toast every morning

    • @grey.themusiccat
      @grey.themusiccat 6 месяцев назад +10

      and my dad isnt racist

    • @teslajeffrey
      @teslajeffrey 6 месяцев назад +6

      and my dad is in my life

    • @eulennachathen449
      @eulennachathen449 3 месяца назад +2

      Any man who must say "I am the King!" is no true king

  • @M0oranshi
    @M0oranshi 7 месяцев назад +325

    As a woman, I can confirm, if a guy pushes I am extremely creeped out, want to get away and if giving a fake number in that situation does that, have fun calling whatever I write down, hopefully I never see you again.

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 7 месяцев назад +36

      I’ve had a man grab my wrist and call the fake number I gave him. I only did one number off so I played it like an accident.. immediately blocked him after I got away from him. Please be careful

    • @M0oranshi
      @M0oranshi 7 месяцев назад

      @@sixfeetundertheradar6080 I fear for that too. Thanks for the tip of just giving one number wrong so you have an excuse when that happens!

    • @mssunnylunarain7
      @mssunnylunarain7 7 месяцев назад +14

      I think I had this happen to me. I got a call a week ago from a man asking if I was some girl. I told him that wasnt my name. Took a bit of convincing because he thought I was playing around with him. Then he got really mad and cursed me out before hanging up. I think some poor lady just either write my number randomly or changed hers just slightly to make it mine. Cant say I blame her at all.

    • @ABBCoffical
      @ABBCoffical 7 месяцев назад +11

      I’m a relatively physically imposing guy, I wouldn’t say I’m pushy or violent in nature but I’m always scared I’m going to make a woman uncomfortable or make her feel as though she can’t be honest with me. I don’t approach people much but if I do I don’t immediately ask for numbers or anything but I do like to talk. If I make someone uncomfortable I want them to tell me so I can back off respectfully. What can I, as well as some other men I’m sure, do to make sure I never make a woman feel the way you just described.

    • @M0oranshi
      @M0oranshi 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@ABBCoffical Women can sniff out ulterior motives from miles away, and it makes us feel like less of a person. If you enter a conversation with the idea: 'I want to know more about this person, maybe she could be my friend', women feel the difference and don't feel as 'preyed upon'. Never enter a convo with 'at the end of this I want to see her naked', or whatever. Also, if you look imposing as you said, just use humor and point out the obvious. 'I know I look gigantic, but inside I really am not', that also shows you are being honest. So basically, dare to be vulnerable and honest. Being vulnerable and honest is way better than seeing guys pretending for something from the start. I was just spitballing wondering how I'd feel more at ease.

  • @BabaJaga
    @BabaJaga 7 месяцев назад +118

    As a woman, I don't wonder why he feels the need to force himself on women... EW lock him up

    • @NUFAN1313
      @NUFAN1313 5 месяцев назад +9

      He definitely belongs on a registry.

  • @kylegacy
    @kylegacy 7 месяцев назад +133

    I fucking hate TikTok. One of the tragedies in all of this - and it's a real fucking hellscape - is that he's earning money from posting all of that grim shite. That's where we are. Making a ridiculous amount of dollar for being as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl.

    • @kylegacy
      @kylegacy 7 месяцев назад

      Edit: Just followed you on Insta. I imagine a drink with you involves putting the world to rights and fuck me I'm down for it.

    • @heatheranderson4475
      @heatheranderson4475 24 дня назад +1

      I have no idea when this comeback will be used in my life but I promise you it will be. Thank you!

  • @llyn5759
    @llyn5759 7 месяцев назад +72

    Oh that forced laugh at 7:05 is so sad. And it seems he's self-conscious about his teeth I think. Not that anyone should be, but his lack of actual confidence is glaring.

  • @uh_soluna
    @uh_soluna 3 месяца назад +29

    If a man handed me his phone to “type my number in”after I explicitly told him no, I would walk off with his phone

  • @Mekobeebat
    @Mekobeebat 7 месяцев назад +84

    I saw someone comment that his fingernails are the realest reason we know he’s not getting women

    • @thatotherchannel7945
      @thatotherchannel7945 7 месяцев назад +11

      and his teeth 😭😭

    • @fuchsialocks592
      @fuchsialocks592 7 месяцев назад

      His fingernails are a nasty, resistant UTI just waiting to happen.

    • @bexproctor360
      @bexproctor360 Месяц назад +4

      I don't think it's his finger nails , it's his attitude

  • @petergriffiinbirdistheword
    @petergriffiinbirdistheword 7 месяцев назад +117

    I have an active restraining order because my ex wouldn't take the hint. 😮‍💨 He had that mentality too that you don't have to accept rejection.

  • @TheRoseAlchemist
    @TheRoseAlchemist 7 месяцев назад +104

    I would have thrown the phone over his head and said, "fetch boy".

    • @janeygotaknife
      @janeygotaknife 3 месяца назад +3

      Lmaoooo I agree except dogs are much more sweet and I trust them more than this creep lmao

  • @parkerpeachy7770
    @parkerpeachy7770 7 месяцев назад +76

    He sounds like a 12-year-old that’s been going between Andrew Tate and like a harem anime and he’s trying to sound cool to impress his friends at school and prove to the bullies that he can get women

    • @morganicsmoothie964
      @morganicsmoothie964 5 месяцев назад

      Nah you're so right

    • @bexproctor360
      @bexproctor360 Месяц назад

      Hes definitely an andrew tate fan, by the way he talks and opinions of women !

    • @NickPooleEPK
      @NickPooleEPK Месяц назад

      Accurate description of that dude and the other fools who advertise themselves as "dating coaches".

    • @FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT
      @FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT Месяц назад

      Mentally he is, I'm pretty sure he never developed a real identity. He's super creepy

  • @blazedkiller8308
    @blazedkiller8308 6 месяцев назад +24

    22:16 telling your friend to read the text submissively then saying “just be yourself” is diabolical lmao

  • @nekramaniac
    @nekramaniac 7 месяцев назад +62

    The amount of dry vomiting I did was insurmountable

    • @kellyshea7716
      @kellyshea7716 Месяц назад

      He is the human embodiment of a dry heave

  • @2dents513
    @2dents513 7 месяцев назад +47

    His advice would only work in a fanfic or a 2000s movie that's basically a financially supported fanfic.
    I don't know of a single person who would react the way he's saying these women react. Going to a random persons house? Chasing him down after he harass them? Being ok with him having 'multiple women'? Being interested after he ignored boundaries and continued to harass them? The only women i know would be ok with any of this is if you found them on the sidewalk and paid them.

  • @calliewalsh7058
    @calliewalsh7058 5 месяцев назад +28

    "If this guy was spice he'd be flour" is he best descriptor I've heard for a while!

  • @petergriffiinbirdistheword
    @petergriffiinbirdistheword 7 месяцев назад +79

    As a female, I get approached maybe once every two years lol

    • @sarahboan8756
      @sarahboan8756 6 месяцев назад +18

      Exactly. It doesn't Happen that often bc it just doesn't lol

    • @Scrapbooks205
      @Scrapbooks205 6 месяцев назад +6

      literally

    • @randomlyswatching9481
      @randomlyswatching9481 2 месяца назад

      Prob Hes not talking abt us. But OF ppl. We aren't the women he yk thinks of

  • @seagullsnest
    @seagullsnest 7 месяцев назад +39

    those chat examples are DEFINITELY him replying to himself lmao

  • @greenland_shark_2009
    @greenland_shark_2009 7 месяцев назад +69

    I need to wash my eyes and ears with bleach.

  • @boe.jiden6808
    @boe.jiden6808 7 месяцев назад +81

    Bro, those messages are actually fowl. I need to throw myself in a car wash just listening to them

    • @Dankyjabo
      @Dankyjabo  7 месяцев назад +22

      I couldn't believe what I was reading!

    • @99baking
      @99baking 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Dankyjabofinishing this video was a challenge at that point 🤣

    • @99baking
      @99baking 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Dankyjabo I was screeching as you and your friend were reading those texts 🤣

    • @nope.absolutelynot-q4u
      @nope.absolutelynot-q4u 7 месяцев назад +2

      i need to jump out a window~ ))

    • @beeperbooper1840
      @beeperbooper1840 7 месяцев назад +8

      Watching him giggling as he read it was like reading corny One Direction Wattpad fanfics once you're beyond that phase 💀💀

  • @alixthompson2836
    @alixthompson2836 7 месяцев назад +13

    He says “I’ve been with a thousand women.” Bro has never touched a woman WITH her consent. Facts

  • @elluchadork
    @elluchadork 7 месяцев назад +58

    Take my Alpha Dumb Challenge and you too can be sad, lonely and cringe

  • @NUFAN1313
    @NUFAN1313 5 месяцев назад +8

    If he didn't fake these screenshots, he's been catfished by another guy. We definitely don't talk like that, ever.

  • @deleteduser8574
    @deleteduser8574 7 месяцев назад +33

    Communication is something so genuinely important, but not in this way. Not everyone in the dating scene, men, women, nb folk, it doesn't matter, is looking for sex. Being upfront with what your goals are in controlled, dating scenarios is kinda pivotal to longevity? And it feels so crazy to me that, while you have a lot of women, myself included, talking about fearing men like this especially, you have men like this *instilling* those exact same traits on impressionable teens. This kid peaked in high school, and is now trynna peek in every woman's skirt. But the problem is, the 200 dollar entry fee wouldn't be paid by trolls? So... It makes an incel echo chamber. Simple as.
    Anyone here, just be good people. It's not hard. Talk about what you want. Mutual desires don't have to be about interests, it can be about dating desires.

    • @Dankyjabo
      @Dankyjabo  7 месяцев назад +6

      Well said my friend :)

  • @jams1070
    @jams1070 7 месяцев назад +19

    22:36 your male friend reading this makes this even better cause I’m imagining alpha dom (omfg lol) proof reading it 😭😭
    23:33 nothing could’ve prepared me for this i feel like im in middle school reading Wattpad again

  • @URLITTLEDEMON
    @URLITTLEDEMON 2 месяца назад +8

    My relationship started with joining a call and listening to my boyfriend nerd out. Flirted with him, and now we have been dating for three years. This man is insane to think this would work. Showed my boyfriend this, and he laughed and showed it to his friends. All of them thought this guy was a degenerate, which I agree. He is just a plain creep.

  • @incineroar9933
    @incineroar9933 7 месяцев назад +27

    Yeah, like... I thanked a guy cutting someone's lawn for turning off his hedge trimmer instead of blasting me and the dogs with the grass, and his response was 'You're very pretty.' and to stare at me as I walked away. Do not do that fellas. Plz.

  • @zorubark
    @zorubark 7 месяцев назад +68

    Im an autistic girl so one a guy I didn't know asked for my number I respond to these situations way wackier than allistic girls because I say stuff like "erm, do you know me? Oh, you don't? Well thats kinda weird for you to ask a stranger's number, I would only ask for the number of people I find to have predictable reactions so that I don't get stressed about it"

    • @cryptidkid2597
      @cryptidkid2597 7 месяцев назад +13

      Same!!! I use how weird I am to my advantage (I am also autistic and not even into men) so I just start talking about taxidermy and dead bugs. Love having entomology as a special interest.

    • @joywagner979
      @joywagner979 7 месяцев назад

      I am not autistic and don't like to be approached by men in this way either. Most "allistics" don't enjoy being predated on any more than autistic people do.

    • @alixthompson2836
      @alixthompson2836 7 месяцев назад +4

      I give them my boyfriend’s number, and let his ADHD brain have some fun

  • @St4r.Lyxsia
    @St4r.Lyxsia 7 месяцев назад +48

    I keep having to watch when people talk about him because this man is such an interesting character

    • @urfavfemboy
      @urfavfemboy 7 месяцев назад +5

      W username

    • @St4r.Lyxsia
      @St4r.Lyxsia 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@urfavfemboy HELP I DIDN'T EVEN READ YOUR NAME AT FIRST 💀 THAT'S SO FIRE

    • @sorrowfulvixxx
      @sorrowfulvixxx 7 месяцев назад

      ^ 2 sickos

    • @urfavfemboy
      @urfavfemboy 7 месяцев назад

      @@sorrowfulvixxx ^ 1 guy who can't cop pussy

    • @urfavfemboy
      @urfavfemboy 7 месяцев назад

      @@sorrowfulvixxx ^ 1 guy angry bc I wear skirts and still get more kitty than him
      Edit: just looked at his recent comments and he's complaining about a female playing a male character

  • @annabellelynn8614
    @annabellelynn8614 7 месяцев назад +36

    I have a fake number to hand out for a reason, most women I know do
    It can be extremely scary to be approached by random stranger dudes, especially creepy guys who misunderstand bdsm dynamics or poa types
    Dudes like that make me endlessly thankful im sapphic

    • @incredibleflameboy
      @incredibleflameboy 7 месяцев назад +2

      So it's you that keeps making the weirdos call me?

    • @annabellelynn8614
      @annabellelynn8614 7 месяцев назад +1

      @incredibleflameboy No, a friend if mine gave me a phone number that is just a never ending Rock Roll
      No one answers

    • @Undertaker93
      @Undertaker93 5 месяцев назад

      Tf a sapphic?

    • @annabellelynn8614
      @annabellelynn8614 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Undertaker93Sapphic is another way of saying lesbian more or less

  • @goatguy5789
    @goatguy5789 7 месяцев назад +28

    Oh those texts messages between him and one of his 'girls' are 100% just ai-generated cause as an afab I know no woman or afab person who would dirty-text let alone sexual roleplay like that.

  • @xpeachycutsx9755
    @xpeachycutsx9755 6 месяцев назад +9

    As a woman I can confirm I am grossed out. I am engaged and we literally started off texting on Instagram. We started talking about anime and video games and I swore it was like love at first sight when we had a first date. An anime date. I would say Im simple. I enjoy the finer things. So lucky I got my fiancé and our daughter and not this creep.

  • @RubinaBlue
    @RubinaBlue 2 месяца назад +7

    13:35 BRO im a lesbian with a physical disability so i tend to bump into people by accident, and if this man EVER did this, id actually invert his eyelids with my bare hands

  • @Xgacha_Aphmaux
    @Xgacha_Aphmaux 5 месяцев назад +6

    50% reacting to the man's video's
    50% reacting to the fanfiction style of writing those two had

  • @Ewan.Mcwilliam
    @Ewan.Mcwilliam 7 месяцев назад +16

    I just found your channel today. How on earth do you have so little subs. Great editing. Love the vids man

  • @moreorless8711
    @moreorless8711 7 месяцев назад +10

    It’s guys like him that make women choose the bear over a man any day

  • @sail4170
    @sail4170 6 месяцев назад +10

    The alpha dom dudes mouth looks like a cheese grater and it scares me

  • @courtnirose516
    @courtnirose516 7 месяцев назад +9

    11:16 THAT'S FROM HITCH!!!!!!!! The Will Smith movie ABOUT A PROFESSIONAL PICK UP GUY!!!!! Will walks up to the girl in a group with all of her friends at a bar, hands her some $ and gives her his drink order. Basically treats her like a waitress. Then walks away. She gets pissed, storms over to him and tells him she's not a drink girl or whatever.. then he says "how else was I supposed to get you away from your friends?" She swoons... blah blah blah. So he literally just changed the drink order to the wayyyyy worse "your fly on your leggings is down" and called it HIS REALITY!!!!??!! Wow!!! That's so telling that he used a line from a movie based on a who he THINKS he is! That is so pathetic 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Goofy_Y2k_Star
    @Goofy_Y2k_Star 4 месяца назад +4

    I feel like we all know he's a "where's my hug at?" Type of dude.

  • @deathofallthingspotato9919
    @deathofallthingspotato9919 7 месяцев назад +15

    Guys who want to feel so dominant and powerful often act like this... it's hilarious but sad.
    The sad bit is there are girls who will fall for it... people who are into that stuff often don't find healthy partners as people like this tell them it has to be unhealthy.
    Also, he claims to be so domly dom, but omg he does not know the basics lol.
    Also aslo, there are sites for this stuff... tinder is not it lol.

  • @beeperbooper1840
    @beeperbooper1840 7 месяцев назад +4

    12:47 your flustered explanation was so real

  • @intheraw6393
    @intheraw6393 7 месяцев назад +9

    I did exactly that 2 yrs ago gave my number to an idiot who wouldn't leave me alone. Seemed innocent at first then like.. I'd put him on mute and he would text nobody for DAYS.. Hundreds of messages- stories, photos, thoughts.. all about himself.
    Ended up having to quit bc he was too obsessive.
    A year later he texted me again out of the blue (phone said I had new blocked messages) "I still don't know what happened"🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
    Nothing since, thank Jesus.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 7 месяцев назад +11

    15:09 I've only heard someone speak about training women like that in ONE context.
    I'll give you a hint.
    Bordello. The bad kind.

  • @Specter5053
    @Specter5053 7 месяцев назад +3

    23:10 anyone else get a shiver of uneasy run down their spine when he uses the word "induction" cause thats just unsettling.

  • @thatonekidayyyye
    @thatonekidayyyye Месяц назад +1

    He blocked me on tiktok cuz I commented "I want to buy his online course for the lols but don't want to contribute to his chloroform fund" guess he didn't like that 😢

  • @shapalapa2373
    @shapalapa2373 7 месяцев назад +9

    Bro got Patrick’s teeth from that one SpongeBob episode😭😭

  • @ranniemanangan5371
    @ranniemanangan5371 7 месяцев назад +28

    He like those kids that haven't said "No" by their parents and relatives growing up...... Those kids will grow entitled and will throw a tantrum fit when they don't get what they want or have it their way🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zone_Person
    @Zone_Person 5 месяцев назад +5

    bros teeth be looking like the rocky mountains. like, the mountain range

  • @JustYourRandomPerson
    @JustYourRandomPerson 2 месяца назад +3

    What in the 50 shades of grey wattpad chai is this. You could not PAY me 😭

  • @ALT-vz3jn
    @ALT-vz3jn 7 месяцев назад +9

    I’ve always had lots of boyfriends and guys interested in me… I guess it was a combination of pretty privilege and knowing how to flirt.
    I’ve come across a few edgelord turds like Alpha Dom over the years. That attitude and those kinds of ‘control’ texts will NOT get you the girl you want. I always blocked them as soon as they put on that ‘I’m a dom and I’m gonna put you in your place’ persona. Forget it. Why would I choose someone that off-putting? Ew.
    I ended up marrying the super shy but sweet guy! I loved how friendly and kind he was to everyone around, that’s what caught my attention. I ended up having to make all the first moves as he is shy, but it was well worth it. We’ve been happily married for 9 years. ❤

  • @sarahboan8756
    @sarahboan8756 6 месяцев назад +5

    You're absolutely right about that chick that was beside him. She barely looked up from her phone lol

  • @WitheredDayZz
    @WitheredDayZz 7 месяцев назад +9

    Bro looks and acts like the stereotypical Reddit Incel

  • @incredibleflameboy
    @incredibleflameboy 7 месяцев назад +3

    Did he say "trying to build report with me?" I can imagine he's just sat in the office and a coworker bumps into him and he's like "coming onto me already?" And they respond with "again? God damnit im just trying to finish this earnings report by the end of the week" and he sits there smugly because he doesn't know what rapport is.

  • @qwerty1002
    @qwerty1002 6 месяцев назад +1

    I swear the number of times i’ve been hit on by a dude and when I tell them “I’m lesbian” or “I’m gay” and they respond, “me too” is baffling. I don’t even know what they’re thinking that will accomplish

  • @fightcinema3917
    @fightcinema3917 7 месяцев назад +13

    if u want to get a girl, talk to one, make her laugh, get to know her, and if the chemistry is fire and u fell the signals, inch clsoer and closer till u get brave and then do smth to break the glass and boom

    • @mako3951
      @mako3951 7 месяцев назад +12

      If your goal is just to "get someone" you'll always have empty shitty relationships and sad sex. Seeking out relationships or sex like it is a hole in your life to fill is sad. Socialize and have diverse friend groups. Join communities that are not just other males. See women as fellow humans to chill on earth with instead of potential sex encounters or gfs. If it's the right person and right time then it'll happen without you having to strategize or do anything other than both be yourselves. Increasing the amount of women you interact platonically with will give you perspective on what it really means to find someone good for you. The amount of unfulfilled people I see on earth because they allow these divides between gender in their social life is stupidly huge

    • @angycat4262
      @angycat4262 7 месяцев назад +5

      But most importantly, TREAT US LIKE HUMAN BEINGS

    • @jamiehatesyou9175
      @jamiehatesyou9175 7 месяцев назад +3

      Don't do anything without consent tho

  • @ABBCoffical
    @ABBCoffical 7 месяцев назад +8

    I just realized “dom” stands for dominance😂 what a creepy joke of a person. I hope it’s at least partially satire.

  • @Jerry-q5d
    @Jerry-q5d 2 месяца назад +2

    I hope he runs into a very nice gay man that doesn’t accept his rejection.

  • @DanielleZinn
    @DanielleZinn 3 месяца назад +1

    YT autoplayed this vid that I have definitely seen before but now I’m half way thru again and can’t look away 😭

  • @wentheefox
    @wentheefox 5 месяцев назад +4

    What kind of Wattpad "dark romance" bs is this "dating coach" on??
    Edit: THAT ESCALETED INTO DC MOD STUFF REAL QUICK omg

  • @ethanhart129
    @ethanhart129 7 месяцев назад +5

    16:49 dear god I’ve just witnessed a murder

  • @markharrisllb
    @markharrisllb Месяц назад +1

    I don't think meeting a lawyer would impress him that much, he’s probably met for more than most people. He calls them his defence teams… and the s on teams isn’t a typo.

  • @jacquelyn_jacqueline
    @jacquelyn_jacqueline 7 месяцев назад +3

    The amount of videos this man has made kinda reminds me of when I was 12 years old and was really depressed and all I wanted to do in my free time was to make Roblox TikTok videos and watch RUclips videos. (Make over 200 videos in the span of barely a year).

  • @MrChuckGrape
    @MrChuckGrape 7 месяцев назад +3

    This dude sounds exactly like the yacht bro from SNL. It's like instead of SNL impersonating someone, it's someone impersonating an SNL character. I would say this dude is the first internet celebrity to do that, but I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro has been doing a conehead impression this whole time.

  • @jenniferrollin5777
    @jenniferrollin5777 6 месяцев назад +3

    Oh, look, a bear. Let me pour honey on myself before sprinting towards it!

  • @ActuallyMothman
    @ActuallyMothman 6 месяцев назад +3

    The text messages read like fan fiction

  • @GoFawwkOff
    @GoFawwkOff 2 месяца назад +3

    4:46 not even prostitutes get approached 45 times a day. 😂

  • @itsame1139
    @itsame1139 7 месяцев назад +11

    The way this guy talks it's clear he's not around women much. I mean, none willingly anyways. I'm sure he's scared/annoyed plenty of women.

  • @AnhedoniaEmbodiment
    @AnhedoniaEmbodiment 2 месяца назад +1

    22:18 I think this might actually be the worst Wattpad fanfic crap ever

  • @MizuHime07
    @MizuHime07 7 месяцев назад +3

    lol I can’t believe you legit read that sad excuse of a role play xD i was trying so hard not to die laughing xD

  • @AzuraTheGoodWitch
    @AzuraTheGoodWitch 5 месяцев назад +2

    As a female 90% of males that approach me have malicious intent, not advances, Infact I've had more advances from girls-

  • @willowthelyxra
    @willowthelyxra 6 месяцев назад +1

    The Tinder messages were probably the worst thing I have ever had this misfortune of hearing... I wish wasn't able to understand the English language...

  • @washingtonotters7816
    @washingtonotters7816 2 месяца назад +1

    You’re hair is so so so beautiful and gorgeous!!! It stresses me thinking about how much work most go in to it!!! It so full and bouncy and pretty….. it’s the bestest hair that ever was best

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 7 месяцев назад +11

    Anything is possible when you lie

  • @Fixtionlag3610
    @Fixtionlag3610 6 дней назад

    You are one of my new favourite channels. Thank you for being a decent person!

  • @KTSN-A
    @KTSN-A 7 месяцев назад +12

    About that "Women crave a Dominant." line, it is actually a valid sentence because of how the word Dominant is being used however wrong and out of context it may be. It feels like a lot of those messages are just straight up ripped out of fanfiction, or something like 50 shades but worse, somehow. This guy makes me feel like I need a shower, police officer, and pepper spray all at the same time, rather than making me want to be around him. It's something that happens with all of these "alpha male" types and it sucks that this seems to be the prevailing dating strategy nowadays. I want to feel safe around a guy, not like I need to have my hand on a knife at all times.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 7 месяцев назад +1

      This. I'm actually in the kink scene, and mediocre dudes like this are a dime a dozen. I call them fake daddy doms. They're EVERYWHERE. They have no idea what they're doing, no woman will go near them, but they keep persisting (read: harassing) women anyway.

    • @joywagner979
      @joywagner979 7 месяцев назад +2

      Forgive me, but how is "women crave a Dominant" valid?
      I am not a submissive, a dominant, or a switch (I don't think power play is attractive whatsoever), am a woman, and think "dominants" are pathetic. There is no "craving" involved. Most women I know, who are not involved in The Scene, feel approximately the same.
      So wouldn't it be more accurate to say "women who are into TPE and sexual submission enjoy being dominated"?

    • @KTSN-A
      @KTSN-A 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@joywagner979 I was speaking to the syntax of the sentence being valid not the actual content within or what it implies.

    • @joywagner979
      @joywagner979 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@KTSN-A oh, that makes sense. Outside of professional editing circles, I honestly don't hear most people use the word in that way. Most people say "[x] is valid" when they mean "the content is true, uwu", not "this is literally a sentence that makes sense under linguistic conventions", ie, "those words surely combine to form a sentence in English!"
      So I was a bit confused.

    • @KTSN-A
      @KTSN-A 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@joywagner979 Understandable, I come from a professional programming background so "[x] is valid" tends to mean "[x] grouping of words is valid syntactically in language [y]" not "[x] is correct information". I guess that's not really how it's being used in today's language.

  • @MissPipee
    @MissPipee 7 месяцев назад +4

    just found you, great content!

  • @TheMimis11
    @TheMimis11 7 месяцев назад +3

    Just found you channel. And stuck to watch these 😁

  • @morganicsmoothie964
    @morganicsmoothie964 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love (and started dating) my boyfriend for the exact opposite reason of every piece of advice this man gave 😭😭 it's actually the gentle, respectful patience that drew me in and im sure many girls are the same way... That respect for my boundaries, asking me kindly before he does anything new, genuinely wanting my answer and giving me an easy out- THAT'S what women like me want. To know that we are seen as a person and not an animal they want to mate with.

  • @Deshwie
    @Deshwie 7 месяцев назад +6

    Good thing I stay away from clubs and such and am a total homebody.

    • @Dankyjabo
      @Dankyjabo  7 месяцев назад

      I'm on that 🤝

  • @starlingswallow
    @starlingswallow 7 месяцев назад +6

    He stole this "trick" from the movie Hitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Erynwithawhy13
    @Erynwithawhy13 3 месяца назад

    I love your takes. Found you through the SS9 saga and you're really level headed and entertaining to listen to

  • @Kayamaru
    @Kayamaru 5 месяцев назад

    22:18
    reflections in the back round sent me off lmao

  • @Jonthandaviswife666-gt1ut
    @Jonthandaviswife666-gt1ut 3 месяца назад +2

    As a female ..I've never been approached

  • @kellenburr3945
    @kellenburr3945 6 месяцев назад

    This is my third vid of watch of you, bro , I new you was sick with you called yourself at and said “look at me crying to do defective work here” you good bro

  • @sharihazlett3774
    @sharihazlett3774 7 месяцев назад +4

    He has a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding with wome. Going to jail much better odds

  • @GretchenSchultz-g7e
    @GretchenSchultz-g7e 2 месяца назад +1

    0:58 stop it 😂😂 as a female I can 100% tell you if a man came to me and tried to force me to give him his number and then tell me we can have Chardonnay and chat like girlfriends I would totally give him a phone number! Wouldn’t be mine. But for sure would give him a phone number

    • @heatheranderson4475
      @heatheranderson4475 24 дня назад

      He would be getting my sister's number. She might kill me but her response to the call would be priceless.

  • @angycat4262
    @angycat4262 7 месяцев назад +2

    If I saw that guy enter the room I'd down my drink immediately and not order anything else the whole night

  • @Innocentcore
    @Innocentcore 3 месяца назад

    Not you gagging at the messages 😂 had me dying😭

  • @sophroniel
    @sophroniel 3 месяца назад +1

    the only sort of girl I could see sleeping with him are inexperienced, shy teenagers who are jumping at the first man giving them attention. Sadly that is grooming 101 and does NOT paint him in a good light at all

  • @Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH
    @Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH 7 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve never seen more evidence of a person texting themselves in my LIFE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @greenisnotacreativecolourr
    @greenisnotacreativecolourr 6 месяцев назад

    23:06 okay i know it’s just random classical music throughout this whole part but this song in the background of this little bit is ROMANCE BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHDYKEBDKDHEKDBDJHD

  • @DeadVoxel
    @DeadVoxel 6 месяцев назад +2

    It baffles me that men like these think they somehow know women better than women themselves do? No, how does he EVEN know what women are like in the first place, what goes on in their minds, and how to "pick them up"? Why not listen to what women ACTUALLY have to say about these "advices"?
    The most romantic thing a guy can do is be respectful, considerate, caring and understanding. These are just basic traits that ANY human should possess, regardless of gender... These so called "dating coaches" have always been shady to me. Is there really a need for advices like these when the most logical thing to do is to just be a decent human being with common sense and basic communication skills? Why not learn more about women as individuals, ffs

  • @EldritchsSillyWannabeAssistant
    @EldritchsSillyWannabeAssistant 3 месяца назад +1

    23:42 you two must be close to be comfortable with this- 🤣🤣🤣

  • @your_dad_on_vacation
    @your_dad_on_vacation 4 месяца назад +1

    The "she wants a dominant" isn't a spelling mistake, it's a bdsm thing,,, so is the "brat training"

  • @nadeshnash4506
    @nadeshnash4506 2 месяца назад

    I enjoyed y'all reading those texts a little too much, having laughed this hard in awhile 😂😂

  • @laraprisma6381
    @laraprisma6381 7 месяцев назад +6

    and that my friends is how you can spot an incel!

  • @kimmiekatkat
    @kimmiekatkat 7 месяцев назад +5

    Laugh the mediocre pain away!!