+i enjoy grapes Hey left them off because they just green version of gnomes. Really Horde and Alliance both wish we could forget about the goblins and gnomes.
+doomblackdragon you cra, Gnomes and Goblins are fantastic races. lore wise Goblins are the architects of every horde thing that isn't rock or a stick. Orgrimmar zepps/boats are Gobbo engineering prowess.
That's why I changed my male undead rogue with that one hairstyle into a female pandaren with that everchanging hairstyle. Her animations are better. She does that neat "throat slashing" thing on her finishers.
Orgrimmar is a meeting place for a largely tribal collective of people. Tribal societies have very low populations. Stormwind is a literal city. 200k people? Pretty small, even compared to old world cities in Europe. It's also where all of the high elves live. Because they can't go home.
I don't know much about wow lore, but you are completely wrong about old cities in Europe having a higher population than Stormwind. Rome was the highest populated city averaging 750.000 people and peaking at around 1mil. Alexandria was the 2nd highest with 216.000 thousand. All other majer cities had a population under 100.000. And that's counting the people who lived outside the city walls.
Mike Barfield "Stormwind had a population of 200,000. Pretty small for a city even in Europe." "UH! NO IT WASN'T! ROME MIGHT HAVE HAD A MILLION! ALEXANDRIA HAD 216,000!" Dude! Constantinople, 400 AD, 400,000. 600 AD, 100,000-800,000. Corinth, first century, 200,000-700,000. Lyon, first century, 200,000. Rome, first century, 1,650,000. Thessaloniki, first century, 200,000. You don't know very much about Europe to have forgotten Constantinople! Fuck, globally? 400,000+ has been the biggest global city *since before the Common Era.* Stormwind is the capital city of All Humans in WoW, it is a kingdom made of the compression of countless minor human kingdoms and the refugees of an *entire continent.* More than that, just about all High Elves call it their home, as do many, many Gnomes, all Worgen, many Pandaren, thousands of Night Elves, most of the Draenei and many Dwarves. More than that, it's a coastal port city bordering on a vast sweeping expanse of farm land and forest, just north of a community that is almost entirely farms; westfall. Stormwind, even without a huge population, would be tremendously wealthy and would grow exponentially for centuries after its founding. Especially when High Elves and other races like the Draenei are massively advanced in arcane magic to control weather and bolster harvests, or straight up technology to produce pesticides too advanced for us to imagine. Stormwind has everything required to mirror Chinese or Arab cities in size if not surpass them. But even Silvermoon has a few tens of thousands of Blood Elves. *After the majority of their race was killed.* The Kingdoms of the Alliance, even the Dwarves, have utterly massive populations compared to every horde race but Goblins, Blood Elves and Forsaken. Those three races make up the bulk of the Horde's population and compared to the Kingdoms of the Alliance they're tiny. By and large the reason the Horde is competetive is because their races are utterly ruthless, (Blood Elves creating nuclear weapons to flatten entire cities.) or are truely massive and difficult to take down. (Tauren men are 10ft tall and weigh more than 1 ton. Ogres are of similar stature and orks are many times the mass of a human or Night Elf. To say nothing of Forsaken Biological Weapons, of Abominations. )
Kinda sad, that nobody answered to your comment. I liked reading it and gave you an upvote for coherent reasoning! Do not know, if it actually is ingame fact, that you presented, but your vision of it seems most fitting.
John Kappa Because the cities in wow operate like ancient and classical era cities did. They would only ever be larger than the historic cities however, due to the presence of quick travel from Ironforge and the use of magic to produce larger quantities of crops.
A very serious look at the two factions to finally figure out which one of them is the "best". Enjoy! Thanks to RAGTAGG for the cameo! ruclips.net/user/Ragtaggwow PS: Goblins doesn't exist
+Kakio Only two races I really play are Worgen and Tauren. Cannot help it, they just look better than all the rest. No matter what thou. . . PUNT THE GNOME
Nindo Auz gnomes are the most fucked up pieces of shit ever tobe set free from the curse of fucking flesh they should be eradicated on sight from both factions
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I do not agree that he gives Alliance a bad name, if you choose to judge an entire faction on his actions then you give yourself a bad name. Both factions have idiots among them as you can see from this comment section.
4:20 - I think they have different colours, because in Warcraft 3, different players who play the same race had different colours (Blue Red Green Pink etc etc) so it's to...... I lost where I was going with this.
The Horde does have a lot of passion, but they get so cringey because they are full of edgelords, tryhards, douchebags or wannabes that want to be the same faction as like the half-dozen or so most popular wow RUclipsrs from back when.
I agree. The Horde playerbase is what really makes me dislike horde. I dont think i'v ever seen horde player who didnt shout how they think they're best and alliance sucks (Meanwhile PvP ladders are dominated by alliance players).
Hi there! I'm Horde and I don't think there's a "best faction" nor that Alliance sucks. I just happen to prefer the mindset of the Horde (lore-wise, not the mindset of Horde players as I don't think they'd be better or worse than Alliance players).
I think a lot of people just say they're Horde because they think that's what they should say. Like how people will say they prefer dark coffee because they think it makes them sound tough or, whatever.
I mainly play alliance characters and I really will not lie on this it truly surprises me when I was a low-level character out in the world and something bad was attacking me I would often find a lot of horde players just showing up and helping me take out the monster or the demon or whatever. I really did like that even though I was the opposite faction they would actually stop and help me and save my ass
"Full triceratops" as far as I'm concerned that was canonized with that fighting world quest in Argus where the two draenei duel with fists, headbutts and stuff.
The horde is louder because they scream at their screen in rage when they loose battlegrounds, while the alliance plan their strategies in silence to strike swiftly and effectively, dealing the final blow
Lol, yea, i'm a casual player, so what, but still, Alliance has Goldshire, and we Horde don't have anything that is beside it in terms of Whores. GAME, SET, MATCH
Stormwind's districts colors is from WarCraft 3... After all we see SW small in WoW but its actually a big and kinda each district is ruled by someone.. that's how i explain it to myself... like 6 player in one starting zone in WC3
Pretty cool video, man. You were impartial without letting it clear that you are an ally. Even made fun of your own favorite race! But I really wanted to see the female dwarves. For the Horde!!!
"Gnomes grind my gears,man" - Kakio 2016
+Doronsmovies Figured i'll find you here Dorondo :D
Who needs factions when you can be part of the cult of N'zoth,the coolest chara...and he's dead
died at "female draenei have horns... because handlebars"
I fell off my bed and hit my head while laughing.
I'm okay.
trollgrimmar got me
***** lol i was wondering
How are you typing then?
Doom "I can ride Drenai with no handlebars"
I died with that female dwarves dont exist joke
"Alliance!!!"
"Horde!!!"
"Kid Killer Squad Six Six Six."
The true best faction
Well it's obvious that the Scourge is the best faction in WoW
No goblins?
+i enjoy grapes Apparently doesn't exist
feelsbadman
+i enjoy grapes Ugh , goblins is just.......not very cool
+i enjoy grapes Hey left them off because they just green version of gnomes. Really Horde and Alliance both wish we could forget about the goblins and gnomes.
+doomblackdragon you cra, Gnomes and Goblins are fantastic races. lore wise Goblins are the architects of every horde thing that isn't rock or a stick. Orgrimmar zepps/boats are Gobbo engineering prowess.
Reasons Why I Hate The Horde (As An Alliance Player on a PvP Server)
- male undead rogues with that one hairstyle
Ragin' Contagion the Mohawk ?
lol
That's why I changed my male undead rogue with that one hairstyle into a female pandaren with that everchanging hairstyle.
Her animations are better. She does that neat "throat slashing" thing on her finishers.
>throat slashing
Yeah horde raids goldshire all the time and horde say that alliance raid them all the time
Forsaken: We're so cool! We got a cool queen and a badass undercity!
Everyone else: Yeah well we got working tongues
Queen and undercity.... yeah about that part
P.S. Forsaken are so good at tongue work what they can talk without jaw
Agree with the forehead point. No one wants to see that, it's all about the feet bro
+Hellscream yes
Hi krucial, love ur vids, keep up the good work
the forehead thing is because they are like klingons. You need a thick forehead to ward against radiation from fast and constant spacetravel
"Alliance..."
*some cheering*
"HORDE!"
*everyone loses their minds*
This is a PSA--
Horde ftw.
+Kerrazhan worgen hard or hardly worgen :P
+Kerrazhan I know how you made your avatar 8)
Hehe!
+Kerrazhan Horde is noisier.. is all... lol
+Sumudu Maligaspe i never got why people fight over who is best i think both have their cons and pros
Orgrimmar is a meeting place for a largely tribal collective of people. Tribal societies have very low populations.
Stormwind is a literal city. 200k people? Pretty small, even compared to old world cities in Europe. It's also where all of the high elves live. Because they can't go home.
I don't know much about wow lore, but you are completely wrong about old cities in Europe having a higher population than Stormwind. Rome was the highest populated city averaging 750.000 people and peaking at around 1mil. Alexandria was the 2nd highest with 216.000 thousand. All other majer cities had a population under 100.000. And that's counting the people who lived outside the city walls.
Mike Barfield
"Stormwind had a population of 200,000. Pretty small for a city even in Europe."
"UH! NO IT WASN'T! ROME MIGHT HAVE HAD A MILLION! ALEXANDRIA HAD 216,000!"
Dude!
Constantinople, 400 AD, 400,000. 600 AD, 100,000-800,000.
Corinth, first century, 200,000-700,000.
Lyon, first century, 200,000.
Rome, first century, 1,650,000.
Thessaloniki, first century, 200,000.
You don't know very much about Europe to have forgotten Constantinople!
Fuck, globally? 400,000+ has been the biggest global city *since before the Common Era.*
Stormwind is the capital city of All Humans in WoW, it is a kingdom made of the compression of countless minor human kingdoms and the refugees of an *entire continent.* More than that, just about all High Elves call it their home, as do many, many Gnomes, all Worgen, many Pandaren, thousands of Night Elves, most of the Draenei and many Dwarves.
More than that, it's a coastal port city bordering on a vast sweeping expanse of farm land and forest, just north of a community that is almost entirely farms; westfall. Stormwind, even without a huge population, would be tremendously wealthy and would grow exponentially for centuries after its founding. Especially when High Elves and other races like the Draenei are massively advanced in arcane magic to control weather and bolster harvests, or straight up technology to produce pesticides too advanced for us to imagine.
Stormwind has everything required to mirror Chinese or Arab cities in size if not surpass them. But even Silvermoon has a few tens of thousands of Blood Elves. *After the majority of their race was killed.*
The Kingdoms of the Alliance, even the Dwarves, have utterly massive populations compared to every horde race but Goblins, Blood Elves and Forsaken. Those three races make up the bulk of the Horde's population and compared to the Kingdoms of the Alliance they're tiny. By and large the reason the Horde is competetive is because their races are utterly ruthless, (Blood Elves creating nuclear weapons to flatten entire cities.) or are truely massive and difficult to take down. (Tauren men are 10ft tall and weigh more than 1 ton. Ogres are of similar stature and orks are many times the mass of a human or Night Elf. To say nothing of Forsaken Biological Weapons, of Abominations. )
Kinda sad, that nobody answered to your comment. I liked reading it and gave you an upvote for coherent reasoning! Do not know, if it actually is ingame fact, that you presented, but your vision of it seems most fitting.
Dana Black maybe you are right but why are you comparing real world cities with in-game cities?
John Kappa Because the cities in wow operate like ancient and classical era cities did. They would only ever be larger than the historic cities however, due to the presence of quick travel from Ironforge and the use of magic to produce larger quantities of crops.
I am so glad I found your channel. You are amazing.
I beg to differ, but thanks and welcome! :)
+Kakio aye man, long as you keep doin what you're doin, I'll be happy!
and thanks! lol
A very serious look at the two factions to finally figure out which one of them is the "best". Enjoy!
Thanks to RAGTAGG for the cameo! ruclips.net/user/Ragtaggwow
PS: Goblins doesn't exist
+Kakio Only two races I really play are Worgen and Tauren. Cannot help it, they just look better than all the rest. No matter what thou. . . PUNT THE GNOME
+Ragetiger1 lets see I play undead, undead, undead and oh yea the 4th race is play is undead!! DEATH TO THE LIVING
+Kakio I just notice....
goddamnit
+Colloch Corp DEATH TO THE LIVING , OUR TIME WILL COME!VICTORY FOR SYLVANAS!
+Raphaël Tremblay YES!!!
Oh yeah, 10K subs guys, thank you so much! :D
nice background music
porn music?
+Kakio no thank you kakio you are the one how made the funny stuff as we laughed at it ps you deserve more subs then you have still gratz on 10k
+Kakio what did you not understand VICTORY OR DEATH LOK'TAR OGAR !
Ps: i like you :3
we all like him ;)
XD
lost my shit when ragtagg came in xD
+ArnoTehGamer me too xD
There is only one deciding factor to who I choose;
Do they have the best race, dwarves?
That was easy.
No... The question is.
Do they have Moo-lings? Well, that was a breeze.
+Zoka Zokarai me and the moo-lings have a big salty beef so i dont think ill be faction changing any time soon
Dwarves are like those fucking uncles who are over 50, fat, ugly and ride choppers for a living.
They For Sure dont have the master race: Gnomes
Nindo Auz gnomes are the most fucked up pieces of shit ever tobe set free from the curse of fucking flesh they should be eradicated on sight from both factions
Damn, there's enough high elves lore wise to make them a playable race for the alliance.
@MasterWayneDK58 mists of pandaria must have been a difficult time for you
Nathaniel McKnight
Just play blood elf.
Aren't blood elves kinda high elves?
Edit: sorry, now that I think about it. They actually are exactly that
You got your wish it playable now 👏
"They speak in a Jamaican accent which explains why they're all buddy buddy with the Tauren" HAHA Subbed
FOR GILNEAS
I love your style bro. :D
So much emotion in that stick figures face... its amazing!
Horde - humans playing as assholes
Alliance - assholes playing as humans
NekitTheRagdoll Yes
Just
Yes
Utter Disappointment I second that- Yes.
fucking take this like. :'D
What about the third Faction?
Glory to Lord Illidan!
hoorah!
lord illidan knows the way
***** lvl 100 even :p
Hazaaaah
what about the scourge?
WHAT ABOUT GOBLINS!!!
*is soo triggered rn*
Hell yeah goblin brother say it proud
WHERE ARE THE GOBLINS :( my favorite
"Plus they sound like they smoked concrete for 82 years straight." Nah they have the silkiest voices in the game.
Because *HANDLEBARS*.
I'm using up my supply of canned air here.
I am from Moscow, Russia. I confirm that Draenei ( as well as bears) live here. Even more, I have got a friend named Mahaad (Maraad's step brother).
Jesus christ this video was amazing.
+MadaVoid Thanks man ;)
"They have seaweed for hair, worship the moon and have tattoos on their face... they are never gonna get a job"
Alliance won, we have freaking Leeroy man.
+Volerm. But we have freakin space goats.
don't you mean THAT DUDE? (kubz scouts)
SIRWilczek We have an alien Hulk!
*and* Mr. T and his Nelf Mohawk.
...and... chuck norris I guess
I mean we ha the tauren chiftens song in darkmoon soooo
damn kakio, back at it with the dank endings
6:50 - so In legion when racials get removed..... let's see how many alliance stay on top ^_^
Hah, amusing
+The Ninja Kuma Are they really removing racials?! O.o Where can i read about this?
+Morfh and like that he does not say a word :P
Pretty sure radials aren't getting removed.
Pretty sure racials aren't getting removed.
Det er virkelig fascinerende at trods dit lille publikum at du stadig formår at lave vildt godt redigerede videoer, tro mig jeg ved det for har selv været der, endte bare med at give op! Fortsæt, så skal alle nok komme strømmende før eller siden!!
+Kingphillip9 Jævla danske
+Kingphillip9 Haha tak, du burde da gi' det et forsøg til! :)
Kakio Jævla danske.
Handlebars. Huehue
+SINister SINderella Hue!
Gotta hold on tight
The moment you said because handlebars i lost it...now thats pure genius
Congratulations on 10x subscribers! Keep with the great videos 😙.
And Horde 😋❤
+Quixi Machinimas 566 Thanks mate! :D
My favorite Warchief featuring in a vid from my favorite shaman ! Loved this, Kakio....hope to see you on the stream again soon! :)
+namuro01 Thank you! :D And yeah, I'll be there from time to time!
Dwarves are the only saving grace of the alliance.
#dwarvesrule
What are you talking about? I think dwarves are awesome but that's nonsense
Great vid, as always :D
Love the I.C.P reference, 'cos of this, I'm gonna have to make a troll toon now!
your outro is very satisfying 😍
I found this guy by random and hes fucking HILARIOUS! Keep up the great work man
Now i say that Alliance is better. Let the war begin!
gr8 b8 m8
featuring "where the fuck am I?!" best description of UC ever
Aliance vs Horde is now Sylvanas vs Gilneas and Friends, where are rest of horde is strange...
We were busy fighting the Legion, as Sylvanas and Gilneas should
5:40 If Chris Metzen had yelled "KidKillerSquad666", I would have cheered there for it. Awesome video!
+Pukki Studio Haha, that would've been awesome! :D
Thanks mate!
Lol loved Ragstags part.
FOR THE HORDE!
v0ider You're awfully salty aren't you? LOL
Yeah make fun of my hair because that's all you got to say.
I do not agree that he gives Alliance a bad name, if you choose to judge an entire faction on his actions then you give yourself a bad name. Both factions have idiots among them as you can see from this comment section.
" i might get biased at some point, but i will allow it " . Love your humor and your vids, you make me laugh :)
+Cab Cab Hoped someone would quote that joke, I liked it =P
FOR THE ALLIANCE (why you hate worgen?)
Needed to pause after "That critical mid-raid cannibalize".
In the background "KidKillerSquadsixsixsix" XDOh BTW you forgot the Goblins
Lmao I think I woke up half the neighborhood when I laughed from this xD "I might get biased at some point, but I'll allow it" already killed me xD
featurin my Warchief Ragtagg for the HORDE ..(well we got orcs.).lol...undercity where am I..everytime .
FOR THE HORDE! Great Video bro!
Alliance: Worgen, Draenei, Dwarves are awesome.
Horde: Trolls, Goblins, Orcs are awesome.
You don't like the Tauren or Night Elves?
4:20 - I think they have different colours, because in Warcraft 3, different players who play the same race had different colours (Blue Red Green Pink etc etc) so it's to...... I lost where I was going with this.
Ah yes but if u play orc u red cause bad guy
The Horde does have a lot of passion, but they get so cringey because they are full of edgelords, tryhards, douchebags or wannabes that want to be the same faction as like the half-dozen or so most popular wow RUclipsrs from back when.
I agree. The Horde playerbase is what really makes me dislike horde. I dont think i'v ever seen horde player who didnt shout how they think they're best and alliance sucks (Meanwhile PvP ladders are dominated by alliance players).
Hi there!
I'm Horde and I don't think there's a "best faction" nor that Alliance sucks. I just happen to prefer the mindset of the Horde (lore-wise, not the mindset of Horde players as I don't think they'd be better or worse than Alliance players).
owlnemo noice.
One of the best videos on RUclips :) Keep them coming :)
+SkeletalStevo Thanks dude! :D
Dude, what about the great Goblins of Bilgewater Cartel?
that fucking handlebars remark made me lough so loud i woke my family up.
I think a lot of people just say they're Horde because they think that's what they should say. Like how people will say they prefer dark coffee because they think it makes them sound tough or, whatever.
FUCKIN MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?!? 😂😂😂 You made my day kakio
I honestly just like alliance because their lore is better in my opinion.
SarahTheWeirdo I love alliance because there is the human and it has a good ability to melee attack
yes great great lore like the Part when they slaved the orcs
SarahTheWeirdo Oh, like the part they attempted to commit genocide apon our Tauren comrades?
Ziplomatic lmao Horde are the aliens who invaded Azeroth, their allies deserve nothing
jojibot Actually the Alliance has the majority of the invading races... Horde has most of the native ones.
over 10.000 CONGRATS!!!!!!
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
For gilneas!!
Just started watching your vids, totally awesome and funny you gained a sub! keep up the good work.
Every Man For Himself is the best!
Jovan šućin öhm...will of the forsaken?
Kakio hates goblins more then gnomes so much he doesn’t even care to mention thwm
Lok'tar my Horde brethren!
I guess this is the cringy part he was talking about lol
Lok'tar friend
I love how he talked about the humans mentioning oh look furry con is nearby lmaooooooooo Fucking A im dead xD
RAGTAGG :D
joshua amos Rip
"But female Draenei do have horns... because handlebars"
I lost it!! LMAO!!
I mainly play alliance characters and I really will not lie on this it truly surprises me when I was a low-level character out in the world and something bad was attacking me I would often find a lot of horde players just showing up and helping me take out the monster or the demon or whatever. I really did like that even though I was the opposite faction they would actually stop and help me and save my ass
Kid Killer Squad 666
very awesome video kakio!!
but as much as i hate larry i was waiting a silly joke from him in the video hahaha
nonetheless awesome job man!! thx/1
why don't you have more subs??!?
His channel is still small to appear as recomends and stuff.. but the guy is funny as hell :D
he has amazing work tho
This made me sub! Also Rag Tagg in the video as the orc!
United, we will stand. honor, courage and triumph!
For glory and justice! For the King!
For the great and mighty Alliance!
"Full triceratops" as far as I'm concerned that was canonized with that fighting world quest in Argus where the two draenei duel with fists, headbutts and stuff.
For the Aliance!!!!!!!!
+Carmen Ungureanu What is this "Aliance"?
what makes most sense - human priest at the arena, what makes me most excited - ORC WARRIOR ON THE BATTLEGROUND YOU ALL GONNA BE PIECES OF MEAT
Alliance: (Almost) Normal People
Horde: Super Edgy Edgelords
10k subs gratzies
FOR THE HORDE!!!!
The Worgen Donor For the alliance!
FOR THE HORDE!!!
The Worgen Donor da amount of faction pride ya have ta go everywhere on wow ta comment
The Worgen Donor ya know da accent eh? Seems as if ya like da horde
ScorpiaGaming 12 YA!!
I am Alliance ingame, but Horde in heart.
Just one thing to say, " For the Horde!"
Poor goblins. Just ignored.
We short green guys are people too.
not allys fault horde players are noobs at pvp
It's not allys fault that most of the horde is filled with kids and low-lifers either...no offence...oh wait, maybe a little
***** m8 that was a failed attempt to offend someone
So being called "low-lifer" isn't offensive? Then i hope people won't get mad when i say that to someone...
At least you didn't totally lost your mind when i said that, so you might have at least a bit of my respect
+TheLocochico Ehh, Not All Of Us Are Noobs At PvP.
The horde is louder because they scream at their screen in rage when they loose battlegrounds, while the alliance plan their strategies in silence to strike swiftly and effectively, dealing the final blow
LOK'TAR OGAR!
I guess that it's fitting to leave goblins out since their shamans don't have enough strength with those puny arms of theirs.
For the alliance.
boo
Better than being a cum guzzling horde...
haa gaiii
+BoSs391 I don't play on moon guard you filthy casual.
Lol, yea, i'm a casual player, so what, but still, Alliance has Goldshire, and we Horde don't have anything that is beside it in terms of Whores. GAME, SET, MATCH
Dude, you're a fucking genius! Video= 11/10
War, war never changes.
Stormwind's districts colors is from WarCraft 3... After all we see SW small in WoW but its actually a big and kinda each district is ruled by someone.. that's how i explain it to myself... like 6 player in one starting zone in WC3
big tree paradise is gone...but at least it took slime lost city with it.
Btw You forgot the Goblin's :)
Pretty cool video, man. You were impartial without letting it clear that you are an ally. Even made fun of your own favorite race! But I really wanted to see the female dwarves. For the Horde!!!
Of which item are these shoulder armors from the orc at 4:11 ? :D Does anybody knows that?
Mate, you forgot the goblins, tho the video was amazing! Keep up the good work!
Goblins don't exist apparently..
sad
I've seen a Dwarf Female before, I was looking for Rare Elites and I managed to find one in Stormwind once... Man, that was epic!
Kakio der er sku nogle danske humor i dig :)