Juiced UP with Tom Segura | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 10
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with Tom Segura! THINGS GET WILD! The boys talk about steroids and how they wish athletes were just allowed to use them! MAKE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN. Chris talks about the side effects he had from his steroid use. How much better you feel after you loose weight. Leading man face best friend bodies. Tom and Chris talk about how much it sucks to be embarrassed of your body. They share a few stories about how their bodies have embarrassed them over the years. Some WILD stories about Chris' dad. Chris thought Tom was from Ecuador but he's not! Chris read him facts about Ecuador anyway. 48 LAWS OF POWER gets real this week. Then they close out the show on an anxiety tuesday break about how Tom was affected by the BRUTAL injury he had recently.
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Thank you so much for coming to Pittsburgh!!
Come to Denver you beautiful, full blown Artistic, Fuck!
Looking Thin!
Make no doubt about it chrissy d 2024
@@philipthompson7444 Chrissy Politics with VP Titi
I love that Tom laughs as hard at Chrissy's nicknames as I do.
J Potter? Josh potter? The roach
Drinking wine while on the treadmill is really working for bert. He looks whole better in this episode of 2 bears
Wine doesn't count dude it's basically grape juice
Top comment.
Lmao Reddit gold
It is impressive that Tom can pretty much be a podcast partner to anybody and make it seem like a perfect fit
Come on.. the guy works with Burnt every week anybody else is a piece of cake
Tom is the coworker you are excited to see everyday at a shitty job.
His listening skills are top notch.. bert even acknowledged this in his hot ones episode, that Tom's ego is never really inflated despite his success
So true
Truth!
when you realize joey diaz and chrissy's dad need a podcast together
Duuuuuude, yaaaaaaaassss
For real man. That would be a great one
Factttttttts dude
the dad accent is hilarious
Nah Joey and Chris's dad. Before L.A.
I dont want crissy to ever go home, I need 7 podcasts a week from him
IM FOREVER PODCAST BABE DONT WORRY WE WILL BE GOING HARD 24/7 365 SHOUT OUT BLUECHEW
@@chrisdcomedy Shout out father bill
@@chrisdcomedy HAHAHA! We stay hard!! Love ya, Babe!
@@chrisdcomedy live life 365 BABY
Shoutout Chrissy frosted tips keep the podcasts coming we love em
It’s crazy how quickly Chrissy came in and took my life over. Don’t ever stop doin this man!! You have become a necessity to my every day well-being. Haha
CHRISSY CHAOS IS TAKING OVER LA BABE AND I AM HERE FOR IT YASSSSSSS
WAITING FOR MY BABE TO COME TO PITTSBURGH YASSS!
Make LA Gay Again!
Tim Dillons going to have something to say about that
Chrissy YMH Chaos! My 2 favorite pods!
When you're your biggest supporter lmao
Chrissy can we PLEASE get a podcast with your dad. That would be the WILDEST podcast of all time. I need to see if Tony Balls is as wild as your stories
Please, this
YASS!
Most definitely - make it happen!
Tony Ballz
Ballz, with a z!
The last 5 minutes talking about the trauma of physical injuries...awesome, needed, appreciated.
Chrissy really just invited himself to Tom’s house to talk to himself for an hour. GOAT 🐐
HAHAHA
So good though. I just watched a month old hey babe with Sal, Chrissy and Mark Normand. I saw this 2 bears but didn’t watch the Chrissy ep. He’s so good
The close ups on Tom’s reactions to certain points crack me up so much nice work!
You dont know how happy this makes us. Bless you chriisy
“Chrissy in the closet till my dad dies” lmfaooooooooooooooooooo
He'll use and abuse any studio if it's left even slightly empty. Lol
DONT MATTER CUZ!!!!! PRESS RECORD LETS GO
Lmaooo...and love that tom took a liking to chrissy. They play off each other very well!
@@chrisdcomedy Yoo Chrissy D, did you break your caps lock key after you took the Winstrol??
These two are so entertaining together. I don’t know if I’ve seen Tom crack up as much as this. Awesome stuff
Tommy buns, you hit the nail on the head with your feelings about therapy. Been seeing mine monthly for 4 years or so, no sort of major trauma in my life and thought for the longest, why am I paying for this? But you’re right, to have someone you check in with, can unload if you want to unload, it’s value is priceless and it’s all about finding someone you’re comfortable with. My therapist is my age, understands thing other than just what’s read in books and consider a friend almost. I look forward to it as well. Thank you for sharing your own situation because you summed it up in a way I thought I was the only one feeing myself.
So this is what 2 bears 1 Cave would be without Bert repeating himself every episode... im with it!
Oh my gawdddd! Cuzzy Chrissy Chaos with Tommy Buns. I need a stiff drink for this one. 💪🏼🍸
Don't forget your bluechews
OMFG Titi Jerry in the intro it's the highlight of my whole year!! Whoever thought of this is a GENIUS!
Tom and Chris are my favorite new duo!
I'm so fuckin happy Chrissy is blowing up. Easily one of the funniest people to have ever lived on this Earth.
Yaaaas Tommy Bunz is on and make no mistake that YMH live show was wild
WILD!
Oh god that eye vid Is haunting me
It is what it is cuzzie wuzzy.
These two together are fucking gold I am living for this
This is the best 2 Bears episode they’ve had since cheeto santino and Tito Bobby Swang thru
Tommy buns talking about wanting to weep when thinking about his injury experience is the most relatable thing I've ever heard. I've had a few Tom Segura dunk type situations myself and it is still mortifying to think about. Before you experience it, it just seems like pain and then its fine, but it really is something that stays with you and has long lasting repercussions, even if solely mentally, or nerve damage and scar tissue like TS and myself as well
Chrissy California out there seein L.A. in a different way!
I need atleast another hour of stories about your father this is gold
Tee Tee Jerry in the beginning almost made me spit out what was drinking lmao well done!!!!
Chris is easily one of the funniest, most charismatic comics I've ever seen
TOMMY SEGWAYS ON THE PODDY WODDY !!! Chrissy blessed us with a cuuuuuuute ep today ❤️
I love how so many of the comedy friends help each other. So different than back in the day. YMH is the bomb!
Chrissy D is quickly becoming one my favorite out of no where! It would be so awesome if him and Rick glass man did a pod! My 2 favorite guys getting Big right now!!
Ts
Love every bit of this, love even how he advertises. Every single second is just perfect. Looking forward to every new episode
AAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR TOMMY TO BE FEATURED ON CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! two of the FUNNIEST comedians of this day and age EASILY
i edited my commented to fix a typo and it took away chrissy’s ♥️ how rude youtube 👿
I feel bad for the people who don’t have Tim and Chrissy in the closet in their life
Chrissy, you and the Seguras are great together. I am really looking forward to your career. If I could buy stock in Chrissy Chaos, I would buy the stonk.
Putting this in the universe. Need crissy b-ball & hezy schultz 1 on 1 game with Tommy buns commentating!
I would love to hear Tom talk about his Fitness journey. You can tell he’s super happy and passion about it low key.
I related so much with the injury discussion at the end. I got ran over by a truck 4 months ago and it shattered my femur. I now have a titanium rod in my femur and I’m still rehabbing. Much luck to you on your journey Tom. I know how hard the mental side of being in a traumatic injury can be. Let’s keep pushing through this journey. Good luck and much love
I just imagine mac’s dad from always sunny every time chris talks about his father
Chrissy steroids is really one of the funniest comedians out right now and deserves so much more recognition
Chrissy has literally taken over LA...like by the balls. Our boy has been recognized
The absolutely not discreet at all Fitness Pal ad read was great boys ❤️
I love Chrissy Chaos, fast paced, info driven, energy! Makes me feel awake.
_Hey babe!_
Currently watching you on YMH live from last week. Fire stuff 🔥 👌
I’m watching this a year later, after a recent Chris / Tom podcast collaboration. It’s weird to see Chris this high energy. I’m glad he was able to take it back a notch.
Adderalls for sure💊
Make no mistake, if your pp doesn’t puke when these two get together... you’re probably RETIRED and full blown ARTISTIC.
I love the layers to this comment 😂
it's what it is babe
Chrissy Chaos is taking over LA baby! This is about the 24th podcast I’ve seen him on over the last few weeks and im lovin it.
Chrissy is looking tan ! Yaas cutie! Chrissy Bronze Bod!
Chris is such a good story teller love the story about his dad an the letter an how he lost it within an hour of his dad giving it to him 😂
Love Chrissy D as a guest. Even on his own show in another studio 😇
This episode was amazing. High energy and hilarious the whole way
I’ll let it slide this time, but we need at least an hour of Chrissy content baby boy. Can’t be playing with my emotions like this. NEED THAT
We need two hours! All this baby sitting and kid stifff is for the birds. That Whats the wives are for. Smh just losing money
you can tell how much fun tom is having and its great.
Chrissy Juices is taking over CA and TRU TV babe.
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Great Comedian Combo. Also, I think everyone alive should appreciate time we are in, which has provided us with comedians that so openly talk about mental health. It’s definitely helped me want to handle improving and attempting to fix my own mental obstacles.
Bruh that intro is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy than the passed few weeks with all this Chrissy D content!! Hello from Canada 🇨🇦🤗
WoW!
Yaaaass, Chrissy Choas and Tommy Buuuns
“Oh man, yeah, if my pops could read he’d be reading everyday.” 😂 😂
Lets show some love for one of the few comedians that isn't above engaging with his fans on YT. Love ya babe!
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Great chemistry!!! More Please!!!
Rafael Nadav had me crying at the end lmaooo
Love the 48 laws of power segment bring it back
chrissy's on-screen tics always make me think of that story of his dad passing him off as special needs to security to get good seats at the yankees game. lol.
hearing you guys talk about the levels of trauma being seriously injured was really cathartic. It felt so good to hear all the horrible parts of early recovery made me realize how traumatic my last inury was.
Make no mistake - if Chrissy Rambles asks you to be on his podcast, be prepared to be a human ad lib
Love how Chris is starting to get his just dues my dude deserves everything coming to him. Love this dude.
This was great tom works effortlessly with everybody I have seen him do a podcast with. 🤣🤣
This is one of the BEST episodes of 2b. Chrissy Podcasts is the fucking GOAT
Tom is like that popular kid in High School that gets along with everyone....he makes any podcast great.
Love the 48 Laws Of Power segment 🤘🏻🔥
So happy chrissy is doing his own raunchy podcast outside of the clean one he does with Sal. It just is what it is babe. 💋
One of the best Chrissy chaos episodes lmfao. Laughing my ass off at work from beginning to end. Seriously saving this 💕💕
This is the hardest I've ever laughed at a Podcast. Living in Philly the NE humor kills me
Please PLEASE PLEASE do another one with TOM!!! I can listen to you guys for hours!!
Chrissy gettin that LA sun looking cucucucucuyute!!! 🚂
Chrissy Chaos and Tommy together is 10/10 we love kweeeens
Wooh wooh hold on! PUMP THE BRAKES! I was going to finish the Jordan Peterson interview of Jocko Willink when I saw Chrissy Chaos and Tom Segura
Needed this to get the day going. Got a long day of catching up on homework after moving my monkey all spring break.
CHRISSY D
ALL I SEE
IN THIS POD GAME ANYMORE
LOVE IT
FAWK YEA LOVE YOU BABE!
That one unexpected close up of Tom at @10:06 has me crying
Add Theo, and you got my dream pod big 3. Short, but a great episode, as always.
Absolute FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥 Looking FWD to the second arm breaking
Thanks for being honest about Winstrol use Chris, we need more honesty from people.
Those zoom in reaction shots are just **chefs kiss** mwah, what every podcast needs.
Nice touch Chrissy Chaos.
Make no mistake, if titi jerry isn't a permanent intro, Im going to tell Tony Balls that his son is gay.
It’s Ballz. With a Z. But yes
It's Ballz with a 'Z' u momo
THE BEST EPISODE!!!
Titi Jerry I see you hunnybuns 🔥🔥
Omg. Sooooo good! Luv both of you!
Chrissy "put a quarter in him and watch him go"
Excellent episode, entertaining from beginning to end. 👍🏻
It's so amazing to see Chris blowing up after so many years of working hard. Never give up!
LMAO, "I'll have a Grande Leroy". this was an amazing episode!
i’d love to see a pod of chris and annie lederman exchanging insane parent stories
bobby lees parents crazier
Or stories when they lived together!
Oh it’s out there
The ad reads had me in tears. Chrissy D is the guy for me
Toms so chill every time he goes on a podcast he turns into the host 😂
My two fav comedians. Love these guys.
Chrissy Chaos please go on Rick Glassman's poddy woddy, I feel like that would be a WILD one
This is my fav comedy duo right here
Listening to men’s body issues is cayuuuuute🥰